#taz lydia

[into-the-clintoris]

LYDIA AND EDWARD REVEAL

[just1gnome]

Some taz art I never posted because I've been doing artfight stuff and also other reasons (mystery)

Edit cause some people think magus is sad, dw he's fine he just loves gay people soso much it brings him to tears

[barry-j-blupjeans]

People didn't wander aimlessly through the woods like they used to. For a good while there, neither Edward nor Lydia had had to leave Wonderland for advertising. Someway or another, a poor hero or party would stumble through the Felicity Wilds and get drawn into Wonderland for their own various reasons— fame, riches, glory, all of the above. Word of mouth, of course, was to best way to advertise. But once you've killed someone, their icky flesh body started decaying much too fast. It was hard to leave the Felicity Wilds in a timely manner and still look enticing enough to lure people back in.

But this year had been rough. Maybe they scared away too many folks— Edward had to be honest: having the body he was possessing crumble to literal dust in front of the crowd he was advertising to hadn't been the best way to sell the glory of Wonderland. And letting people actually leave Wonderland was a no-go. They had learned that rather quickly.

So they were back to the basics. Magicking up their spectral forms into something appealing (though, with the lack of Suffering, it was getting quite hard to keep it together. Thus, why they could only go out as a pair.) and drawing unsuspecting forms deeper into the Wilds, straight into Wonderland. The old one-two, conversationally speaking.

And people just didn't wander aimlessly through the woods like they used to! So when Edward finally found their first catch of the day, it was important that he didn't slip right through their fingers.

"Oh," Lydia said, seeing the man not a second after Edward had. He could already hear the note of arrogance in her voice. "Oh, he'll do beautifully."

Indeed, the man looked like a perfect victi— ahem. Guest. He was human, older in age, so they'd have much more memories to draw on. He played the part of a worn-out traveler quite well. Mussed hair, and a worn, heavy satchel that jingled with every step he took. It was too quiet to be coins, but the white-knuckled grip he had on the strap of it told Edward it was something much more valuable than he could guess. His pants— though quite an unusual style, but who was Edward to say, having been dead for so long— were stained with mud. There was a bit of blood against one corner of his shirt, where the fabric had ripped.

But to be so steely with determination still? To walk through the Felicity Wilds alone and still be going strong? Edward did have to agree. Wonderland would suit this man perfectly.

"Long way from home, friend?" Edward asked. His form materialized next to a tree and he proceeded to lean against it. The man turned, startled. There was a crack in his glasses. Lydia appeared behind the tree, peeking out at the man as if she had been there the whole time.

"You, uh, you could say that," the man said.

"You're very brave, going through the Felicity Wilds alone," Lydia said. "Are you on your way to somewhere?"

"I'm, uh—" the man hesitated, looking between Lydia and Edward uncertainly. He seemed to be deciding on what to say. After a second, he continued with, "I'm looking for a place called Wonderland."

Bingo. Better than bingo, actually. Edward glanced at Lydia. They shared a grin.

"Wonderland, you say?" Lydia said, hand over her chest.

"You— I'm gonna hazard a guess and say you're familiar with it?" the man said.

"You could say," Edward said. "and what brings you to Wonderland, if I may ask?"

The grip the man had on his bag tightened. The object inside jostled, gently ringing again, and Edward felt inexplicably drawn to the sound. He could tell Lydia was, too, but they both refrained from showing. It was never a good look to be desperate or over-eager.

"I have… an artifact," the man said, slow and carefully choosing his words. "Of— of immeasurable magical power. And I was told that no one who goes into Wonderland ever, uhm, ever comes out. That's— This needs to be somewhere that no one can reach but— but they know they can try. It's— it's gotta be wanted. It's— it's—"

Searching through people's memories was a tad harder outside the walls of Wonderland, much less when they were this low on visitors. Still, Edward reached out with his magic, carefully slipping into the man's mind.

The world was ending. And then it wasn't. And then it was, again, and again, and again. It was a rush of information— much more than Edward had seen in the oldest elves, let alone a middle-aged human. Memories flew by fast enough that Edward couldn't catch any in his hands. A red haze was settled over the entirety of it all— Edward could see it clear as day.

The man was a lich.

This made things… much more interesting.

"Say no more," Lydia said, holding up a hand. Edward blinked himself back into the present, trying not to let his face show any surprise. "Lucky for you, we just so happen to know the way to Wonderland."

"For what price?" the man asked.

"What, you don't trust us?" Lydia said, pulling off a pout Edward had the displeasure of seeing her practice. At the man's face, they both laughed a little.

"I must say, I admire a man with a touch of hesitation," Edward said. "But we'll lead you with no extra charge. If this object is truly that important, then I say getting it to Wonderland is our highest priority, Barry."

"I never told you my name," the man said.

"You didn't have to, darling," Edward said. "Running a fortress in the middle of the Felicity Wilds lets you pick up a few things here and there."

"You—?"

"You'll have to excuse him," Lydia said, "My brother loves a dramatic reveal."

Edward could feel fire running through his veins, a pull in his chest leading them straight back to Wonderland. Lydia's cool and pleasant face broke in a way only he could see through— one victim would have been enough for a while. But the possibility of more was too savory to resist.

"We'll set off now," Lydia continued, "and we'll be there before dark."

"Now," Edward said as Lydia set their pace and the man stumbled after them. "Tell us more about this artifact."

[selkie-elf]

Tiktok keeps showing me clips of the Trolls 3 movie and I hate it cause everytime when i see the villains (???) My brain instantly sees them as Edward & Lydia from Suffering game.

[sunshine-zenith]

“Can we get Edward And Lydia From TAZ Balance?”

“We have Edward And Lydia From TAZ Balance at home”

Edward And Lydia From TAZ Balance at home:

[simplaertes]

game changer x taz’s the suffering game crossover. edward and lydia and sam get together and laugh at the contestants

[lifes-line]

I love this arc

I drew this boys-

I think they’re fighting dynamic is so much fun.

[huitunkuutti]

Miss me?

[Id: Drawing of Lydia from Taz:Balance. She is a slender elven litch, all dolled up and in high heels. Background is light green with yellow spotlights.]

@honey-and-freckles requested something Suffering game related, and the real ones know I have been crushing on Lydia since like... 2017? So yeah of course I had to draw her. 

Am I still gay for her after half a decade in the fandom? Oh very much yes. 

[ducknewtonistrans]

Lydia during the heart attack segment of the suffering game: how big is that dick

Magnus: small leave me alone

[fuckin-flip-wizard]

Catching my best friend up on The Suffering Game so I had to draw my sweet adorable absolutely awful blorbos :]

(I personally headcanon them as Eladrin for a couple reasons. But mostly because they're flashy and colorful and obnoxious lmao)

[elusiveclownbox]

i fell asleep during both of the other trolls movies (sorry yall), so i hate the fact that the clips I’ve seen of the new trolls movie antagonists are kinda reminding me of Edward and Lydia from TAZ...which is making me lowkey want to watch it (；ω；)

[triblu]

There was once a time I made a weird little doodle while I was thinking about @hellpark and the adventure zone where I messed with fusing them together. was a good lil style challenge

[just1gnome]

aggie taz doodles

i just wanted to be a little silly with it

[barry-j-blupjeans]

pov: you're about to be crushed by a washing machine sized object

every time i try to draw them it turns out different but here's another stab at edward n lydia

[maxinajar]

this took forever to get done holy shit

i started this redraw in may of 2021

and now its finally done

yay!

(also i included a blank version of the background cuz i worked really hard on it and you can barely see any of it ;-;)

[yellowmagicalgirl]

Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: The Adventure Zone (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Kravitz/Taako (The Adventure Zone) Characters: Taako (The Adventure Zone), Kravitz (The Adventure Zone), Magnus Burnsides, Lup (The Adventure Zone), Davenport (The Adventure Zone), Merle Highchurch, Barry Bluejeans, The Director | Lucretia, Edward (The Adventure Zone), Lydia (The Adventure Zone) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Swan Lake Fusion, Alternate Universe - Fairy Tale, Romance, Fairy Tale Retellings, Dark Fairy Tale Elements, Still Faerun, Canon-Typical Violence, Secret Identity, birdvitz, that's bird!kravitz Summary:

As the moon rises above the treeline, Taako smells the distinctive scent of big magic—ozone, hanging thick in the air. The bird unfurls its wings, growing larger and shifting before Taako’s eyes until it's no longer a bird at all, but the most handsome man Taako’s ever seen.

He’s dark-skinned, with long dreadlocks that tumble down over his shoulders, dressed in a fine suit that’s years out of date, but perfectly preserved. His cheekbones are high and his gaze is sharp. He studies Taako and Magnus from the other side of the thorn bush, and tilts his head, considering them. “You’re a long way from home,” the man says. “Didn't anyone warn you about the dangers lurking in the Felicity Wilds after the sun goes down?”

Reccing this because I sure do love a Swan Lake AU (even if there are no swans or lakes in this)