#toby talks

[hatchetslices]

fuckkkk ticcijeff… save me ticcijeff.

[into-the-clintoris]

I think my favorite part of Dungeons and Drag Queens is the "girls playing mermaids" energy they all have.

I feel like seasoned DND players feel like they have these restrictions on what they can do, like "well how does the rules describe the spell" and DNDQ just goes "Well when I start casting my skin starts glowing and I summon spirits around me AND AND AND the spirits sparkle AND they whisper stuff AND my skin is glowing like rainbow sparkles" like do you know the energy I'm talking about it's so like kid with an imagination, all I care about is having the coolest idea and looking cool lol

Like as much as I love D20 and TAZ comedians being ironic can get a little annoying. Like "what are you wearing" "A GOOF, A BIT" vs "What are you wearing" "I'm wearing a floor length dress with gems and glitter and my shoes are gold and sparkly" like I don't feel like coming up with real examples but yall know what I mean RIGHT it's literally so fun

[agoddamneddelight]

hehe i made this

[sunflowerpastels]

the cinderella boy fandom is honestly my favorite fandom I've ever been a part of. yall are so amazing <3

[thelillypad]

can’t wait until “our son with a girl?” becomes “our son with a boy???”

[tobeywobey]

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[theother-will-grayson]

Well the class is over and I doubt a few years after wrap anyone is still under NDA so let me finally tell this story.

I just finished a stage combat SPT class (bear with me I'm about to drop a few fun facts but all of this is relevant info I promise) -- I was getting my certification in smallsword which for anyone not in the know is the smaller, faster, fancier son of the rapier -- the weapon of choice for dueling among nobility and the predecessor to modern day sport fencing. It was used around the time of the golden age of piracy. Think the Jack/Will fight in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Well if you hear that description, you might be like me and think "Oh like Our Flag Means Death" as well. (You have to also have a scene around the fight to get your SPT because they judge your acting as well as your technique.) So on the day we pitched scenes, I walked in and told my instructors I wanted to do the Izzy/Stede scene in Our Flag Means Death.

Instructor A gets this goofy little smirk on his face and turns to Instructor B and goes "I suppose you'll be coaching them on that one, then." (NOT a direct quote but it was something like that).

I go "Why."

A goes, "Oh because he worked on that scene."

WHAT

I never got full clarification whether he actually choreographed it or if he was just the style/technique coach but apparently he worked with Con O'neill for approximately 5 hours on smallsword technique and with Rhys Darby approximately 2 hours (because apparently Stede didn't need to be super good at it which is HORRIBLE practice for safety reasons. Like...the actor still needs to be good at it lmfao). He says he told Con that he's gonna teach him to wield a smallsword but they would undoubtedly give him a rapier because it's very common for Hollywood to just merge the two. He was like "I guess they'll explain it as he was trained in smallsword but the rapier would be whatever they could find laying around on a pirate ship which doesn't make sense because he's supposed to be this super skilled swordsman...I don't know." From what I can gather fight directors are generally perpetually tired.

Let me tell you as a fan that 5 hours SHOWS because Con definitely looks like a skilled swordsman. But half of that has to be Con himself because 5 hours is also in the grand scheme of things NOT THAT MUCH TIME especially for what I can attest to be a very difficult weapon. And also the additions this gives to Izzy's lore because he's so skilled a dueling with that weapon specifically...

Anyways if I ever get my hands on the video of me doing the scene I'll post it. Also this is not a homestuck cop story. I live in Los Angeles and all of my professors have been industry professionals. If I wasn't afraid of doxxing the guy I'd post proof. But the way my mind blew in that moment.

[fallensmith]

OOC: // In most of my RP verses where Celebrimbor somehow survives his torment and torture at Sauron's hand, his mind never fully recovers and, occasionally, he'll fret over being away from Eregion and express his hope that Annatar won't mind terribly watching the forge.

Gil Galad has expressly forbidden anyone from questioning him and advised that they play along as best they can or change the subject to something pleasant until the moment passes. His heart breaks every time.

My husband hates me. (We RP Kingsmith (Gil Galad x Celebrimbor) together.)

[summerlimeismethebrony]

Dunno if I should laugh or cry at Garmadon being called “that duplicitous human”. This show really doesn’t like acknowledging the fact that the FSM’s descendants wouldn’t be human, huh?

[voidwolf]

emesis blue and lil pootis is basically barbenheimer for gay people

[asharpglance]

Still alive I promise

[hatchetslices]

what if instead of toby rogers it was freak rogers.

[into-the-clintoris]

Well today I learned it's impossible to prank call an improv comedian because they'll just yes and you.

[agoddamneddelight]

mr frodo do you remember west virginia? the blue ridge mountains and the shenendoah river? the country roads?

no sam i can’t recall the misty taste of moonshine

[sunflowerpastels]

GUYS PUNKO PUT ME ON HER WEBTOON PAGE IM GENUINELY TWEAKING RN

[thelillypad]

finally got will so now i have both the endgame party couples!!