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almost jumping when she heard footsteps interrupt her sanctuary, she relaxed when she spotted it wasn't someone she'd recently found out she shared dna with. "sorry, this hiding spot's taken. i'd say you might want to find another one, but considering you found this- it might be best if we both look for somewhere better."
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Shōto gets matching earrings with his girlfriend and gets his ears pierced at the same time. Harumi literally dies because Shōto gets even prettier with earrings.
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it’s so funny how NO ONE is voting top for harley. he’s a little offended
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@chatcambrioleur 👀👀👀👀
#💨 Nami on her way to make Paulie’s life hell
😨😣 "i'm sick, tELL HER I'M SICK! JUST LIKE SHE'S GONNA BE WHEN SHE CATCHES HER DEATH BECAUSE SHE WON'T COVER UP."
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Local soccer team dad ends up being late to the locker room because one of his sons almost gets into a fight post game. 💀
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in honor of sunday, have a bunch of nasty hcs
claire is the queen of oral. she's a giver ( it's canon! ) so of course it overlaps on her sexual life as well. spits or swallows depending on how much she likes the other party, or better how much she knows the other party
on that topic, she's not on the pill but has the arm implant. however if she doesn't know the other party well she will request them to wear a condom. she took the implant off after sejm as the side effect insuline resistance messed with the norepinephrine because of t-phobos, it's a whole mess and she hates it
loves loves loves having her nipples sucked. not in a weird way tho just, you know, chilling on the couch with her partner laying on top of her, their face on her chest as she plays with their hair sort of thing. peak comfort
when she gets wet, she gets really wet. it comes easy - throw in a bit of stimulation and dirty talking and you'll have her nice and ready for the dick / strap / whatever
she has a whole collection of lingerie - lacy, satin, leather, anything. if a date arises and her partner is there when she's getting ready, she will let them chose what to wear underneath her outfit
SHE'S A TEASE. loves herself a lil bit of good old cockwarming whenever she and her partner are home doing nothing, loves a good cuddle session turned into heavy petting / dry humping. you'll never know oeace she's always horny in some extent
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there are very few people that know of jean's passion for cooking. she may not be as talented as the infamous xiangling, but the acting grand master knows her way around a kitchen quite well. the act of cooking gives jean something to do with her hands, that's not her blade. it gives her focus when she's got one too many things on her mind, or to much to forsee over; especially when she has to keep one eye on klee, also.
which is why, on a rare day off, you'll usually find her humming away in the kitchen with fresh vegetables awaiting to be chopped and warm baked bread in the oven. she adores making treats and baked goods for klee, and for her knights. though, to them, they're from a thankful mondstadt citizen.
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"The governor answers to High King Miras, right? Why has nobody denounced him at court yet, if he doesn't perform his duties properly?" Fayne knitted her brow, trying to understand the politics at work here.
Rikar shrugged. "I guess nobody cares enough. Certainly not the High King. He probably prefers us weak and starving, so we never gather the courage to oppose the order again."
"You don't have a high opinion of him", she stated and he answered with a snort. Once again Rikar remembered the moment he'd faced Miras and looked into those cold eyes. So different from his son's.
"I've seen houses burn and innocents killed at his command, so that might influence my judgement."
"And his son? Lysander?" She tested the name on her tongue. "I think I was supposed to marry him once." The furrows on her forehead deepend, as Fayne pieced together memories of the past.
He certainly didn't want to talk about Lysander now. "He's ... different."
when you hate the high king with a buring passion but you've also been falling in love with his son & you're trying hard not to go into that :'))))
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⌖ Try a CRYPTID pregnancy! Try 2-6 of them! I'm minding MY OWN BUSINESS and the next thing I know, I have some CRYPTID KIDS running around WREAKING HAVOC!
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the absolute last question she wants to hear after a night of drinking. ❝ uh . . . i remember tequila , and a swimming pool , and waking up with the worst hangover i've ever had in my life , ❞ cassie shrugs , a corner of her mouth lifting sheepishly. is she supposed to remember more than that ? apprehension pricks at the back of her neck as the blonde folds petite arms around herself. ❝ why , @2onrad , what happened ? ❞
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alysanne in her mad q.ueen verse like: burn it
the dragon she just recently claimed: what
alysanne: did I say stand there and look stupid? no i said burn it
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