I did maths if we assume modern day dreamtale takes place 2024 and they are around 506 years old they’d be born 1518 (if you say there 504 its only a 2 year difference so your points not changing much of anything)
Dream got turned to stone at age 6 so 1524
Then spent 494 years as a stone statue that couldn’t see, think, hear or move then got freed which would’ve been the year 2018
And he’s 506 years old.
506 - 494 = 12 years, subtract 6 from before he turned to stone and that means he’s only been freed for 6 years.
The industrial revolution started around 1760-1840, the technical revolution started around 1870-1920 the scientific revolution started around 1940-1970 and the digital revolution started around 1975-2021
NIGHTMARE WOULDVE BEEN ALIVE THREW ALL OF THESE.
HE HAD HUNDREDS OF YEARS BEFORE DREAM WAS FREED TO FUCK AROUND AND LEARN ABOUT THIS SHIT.
MODERN DAY TECH? IF DREAM WAS FREED AROUND 2016-2018 NIGHTMARE HAD ALL OF THE 70s 80s 90s and 2000s 2010s to learn about it!! 4 n HALF DECADES. WERE THE STARS WEREN’T HIS ENEMIES WERE THE BADS WEREN’T A TEAM, WHERE HE WAS FAR MORE UNIMPEDED
Im sorry i just. I don’t like the whole the villains really old so lets turn him into a grampa that understands nothing
It genuinely wasnt funny when fnaf did it to William calling him “peepaa” (I personally find that nickname to sound so gross) and its not that funny now that its happening with nightmare. I mean yes at the end of the day you do you i wont stop you and will continue liking your other art or writings!!
and i can find it funny sometimes it just depends on how it’s presented to me.
But i just feel like if we want “I’m old and understand nothing” vibes WE SHOULD THROW THEM ONTO DREAM BITCH HAS ONLY BEEN IN THE MODERN WORLD FOR LIKE 6 YEARS OR SO HE KNOWS NOTHING-
Tech bros are now obsessed with testosterone parties
“T Party was launched this past Pride month by Jeff Tang, a startup founder who recently worked on the open-source note-taking app Athens Research. Since then, Tang has hosted a number of ‘T Parties’ during which men gather to discuss their health and test their testosterone levels.
“The tech bro obsession with testosterone is no new phenomenon: As a feature published earlier this month by The Information details, testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) startups have been enjoying a boom since the U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) relaxed its rules for prescribing controlled substances in 2020. Cis dude celebrities across the political and cultural spectrum — from Dax Shepard to Joe Rogan — have all sung the praises of TRT ...
“The T Parties themselves also sound weirdly wholesome, if a little deranged. According to The Information, topics of discussion at a recent San Francisco T Party included ‘where to buy the most efficacious supplements, why there’s no OB-GYN for men, why sperm counts are down globally, the difficulty of getting testosterone bloodwork, and how talking to hot people has been shown to be a T booster.’ Minus the sperm counts (and maybe the supplements), that easily sounds like any given conversation in a group of transmasculine individuals ...
“There is something darkly ironic about tech bros destroying San Francisco — a historic hub of American trans culture and activism — while inadvertently recreating the FTM support groups that originated in the city in the '80s. And I have to note the conspicuous lack of moral outrage over cis dudes taking T. When transmasculine people take testosterone to affirm their gender, conservative politicians panic; when cis tech bros do it for essentially the same reason, very few people bat an eye.”