#technoblade fic

[crowbasils]

it’s been a while

[nomsfaultau]

My fic based on the Eleonora's falcon's whumpy hunting strategies is here! Summary:

For generations, a certain population of Eleonora’s Falcons have been observed learning to capture smaller birds by shredding their wings and trapping them in rocky crevices to have fresh food available later. In the Avian tongue, Eleonora translates to Elytrian. In the Avian brain, Elytrian translates to nightmare. But while Avian Techno is dreading the moment he’s turned into lunch, Elytrian Philza hasn’t slept in three days trying to take care of his newborn. When the line between chick and chick food starts to blur, how will predator and prey handle it?

Design details below cut :) featuring lots of speculative biology and culture based on real birds.

General

Both species don't have feathers around their mouth for hygiene.

Evolutionary, they follow the

Their teeth are convergent evolution. They are not the same as mammal teeth.

We are ignoring the fact their flat faces are not the most aerodynamic.

Head wings are to increase mobility and the face aerodynamic problem. Somewhat similar to dragonflies where they have a lot more aerial precision, but doesn't allow them to hover.

Languages are grouped by Order. Some portions are instinctual, others are learned.

Avians

Avians are passarines. There are multiple species of Avian. Technoblade is based on colorful songbirds, but doesn't have a specific source.

Omnivores. Diet includes fruit, nuts, fish, insects, grains. Become more herbivores during migration because they can store long term.

Technoblade's feathers mimic the spears of a crown, with his back similar to cTechno's blue cape. His shoulders are very fluffy to mimic the fur of cTechno's hood, and because it's winter.

Evolved for long distance migration across the ocean. Their arms were primarily an adaptation for holding supplies during migration, but have found new purposes with the invention of society.

Because of their long head wings, Avians can't wear typical shirts. They also don't have a concept of chest modesty. The halter top is a way to carry more supplies while flying, and has a net interior. The sleeves are to keep their arms warm during migration. (and to mimic ctechno skin).

The long head wings make them incredibly agile in flight. Combined with their incredible endurance, if they can survive the initial attack they tend to do well.

Walk more upright than Elytrians since they don't have to counterbalance the same magnitude of wing.

Like to wear shiny stuff like gold.

Baggy drop pants to trap heat and because they don't tend to walk too much.

Can sleep with only one half of their brain while migrating so they're able to keep going.

Good mimicking abilities.

Elytrians

Elytrians are falconiformes.

Elytrians don't typically do the de-winging thing, it is a learned behavior within Philza's area (much like Eleonora's falcon). They find arms very useful for tearing while clutching the prey in their feet talons.

Nearly exclusively carnivorous.

Elytrians live further south of Techno's species, and migrate about a month after they've passed through.

Their general diet does not typically consist of Avians but instead other birds, or terrestrial prey like deer or smaller. They only eat Avians during migration/hatching season, targeting exhausted migrators.

The main hunting strategy is divebombing at incredible speeds. If they miss, they might pursue it little bit, but have a lower success rate.

As such, they have small head wings to avoid getting in the way of aerodynamics.

Small head wings also mean they can have more of a shirt! Tend to have sleeves, and don't cover up the chest because there's lots of fluffy feathers there, particularly in females. They don't have boobs. They're birds. That's. That's not how that works.

Females are larger.

Giant talons for ripping and shredding.

I uh did read articles about the Cretaceous–Paleogene mass extinction and stuff about gigantification and what not, but I think I'll stop myself before pontificating about the oxygen ratio in the atmosphere and potential gravity differences.......

[leva-prava]

Fic idea: After the finale Tommy woke up in a modern world (because there’s never too many dimension travel fics); he’s the only one that remembers the dsmp events, and now has to deal with a world that’s different and strange.

Also it’s bedrock bros focused, because he definitely broke into Techno’s apartment.

[its-coffeetime]

Phil and Kristin had two children a long time ago...

Their names were Orpheus (Wilbur) and baby Theo (Techno).

They were young and didn't know what to do with them, so they gave them up for adoption. They haven't heard from them since

Years later, they had another child and decided to become foster parents to give the children within the system some normalcy and love

Their newest foster child was complicated

They didn't know him yet, but his report makes it very clear that he didn't have a good time

His older brother was murdered in front of him by his parents

His name was Technoblade

[edgarallanpoestan]

my first @voicesfortheblade work!! the technoblade qsmp chayanne fic of your dreams (my dreams). my giftee is on twitter BUT im posting this here. youre welcome <3

[mayrine]

FORTH FIC FIGHT FIC GAHHHH

Statement of The Blade

Summary:

Statement of “The Blade”, regarding his uncontrollable urges. Original statement does not have a clear date. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.

🩸techno centric (the voices/chat are also there)

🩸TMA AU! Slaughter!Techno

🩸1k untrad one shot!

Hope you enjoy!

[senvurii]

oh bedrock bros. i wish you could come home

[synister09]

"what made you decide to take art and writing seriously? what helped you improve?"

i hyperfixated on a minecraft pig a bit too close to the sun

[redmaycare]

okay pff yeag whatever dude(loses concept of self as time crumples itself in on me, reducing me to nothing but to an idea of a martyr and i am praised and loved but not my own)

og art from 2020 + alt sketch under the cut

might still do something with this concept later but for now. it is a weirdly cropped sketch

[cavolini-green-tea]

I am being silly

@cleanlenins 's fic yes yes

[dan-under-the-bed]

I don't think fanfics or fandoms will ever get the absolute insanity that was sbi ever again like you could put tommyinnit in any situation with his little found family and it would work

Like you want superhero/supervillain fics? You got em

You want space fics? Right over here

Mermaid fics? Yep

Zombie apocalypse? Don't even have to ask twice

You could have a random thought of the wildest au and he would fit right in and I dont believe anything will ever come close to what that was

[airyal245]

bones in the ocean by @bunfloras and @wolfythewitch was a phenomenal fic and I love it to pieces <3

Close-ups under cut

[nomsfaultau]

New update! Wherein "Tommy" and "Technoblade" begin to bond, the monsters beginning to realize how close they've gotten together over their months pretending to be Philza's children. Well, when they aren't wanting to kill each other, that is. Feeling guilty for their part in causing the family to starve, "Technoblade" tries to make it up to Philza by ensuring he feels safe. Just because Philza's happiness has an inverse correlation with his suspicion of the monsters! That's all! "Technoblade" doesn't care if Philza survives this, stop reading into their motives. They don't trust him even slightly! Totally!

Mind the tws, and enjoy!

[inkieflame]

Okay, question for the chat:

Good Hermitcraft/Life Series fanfiction? I've been in the fanfiction space for a while, especially when I was a DSMP fan, and they had some pretty good fics (PASSERINE. I'M TALKING ABOUT PASSERINE. BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL WORK OF ART) and yeah, anyway, I was wondering if this fandom has anything like that?

[its-coffeetime]

a tangled au in this economy? more likely than you think /jk

im still cocking this… so i just have a little of the history.

And is a little like this…

Crown Prince Techno dies (he was cured by the magic flower as a baby) and thanks to the flower's magic he becomes a baby.

The main story takes place 16-18 years in the future.

[skdsmpart]

Sketch Dump #2

I've been reading SO MUCH fanfic many of these drawings are the result of that lmao