#tesla truck

[pancake-breakfast]

There once was a truck in Nantucket

Whose creative design team said, "Fuck it!"

They made it a box

Whose gas petal locks

And real trucks from sand had to pluck it

[lilliejareau]

emily: “tesla trucks are so cool!”

emily: tesla trucks:

[nando161mando]

Surely shareholders can sue right?

[harrisx28]

Tesla Cybertruck at Miami Design District🚙

[aero-filters]

[hezigler]

Lewis Black Gives Elon's Cybertruck Two Middle Fingers Up - Back in Black

The only people speaking truth to power on a regular basis are comedians.

[serenesbs]

Is The Cybertruck Worth It?

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[starwolf999]

Saw my second ever tesla cyber truck in the wild today and i wanna puke

Why are people still driving those pieces of shit?

Its like walking around with a fucking time bomb in your backpack and thinking everything is fine 💀

[jaythelay]

The real problem with the Tesla Truck's look isn't that it's low poly, it's that it's low poly with absolutely no artistry behind it.

Seriously there's none. It looks like debris, it uses an awful touchscreen for some reason, and it fails to feel modern, futuristic, or retro and becomes this almost timeless nothing piece. The Tesla truck is the White Dot on a Black Canvas of cars. Anyone could've designed it really.

Make it retro inspired, give it some damn colors, have the sounds it makes being retro beeps and boops. Get rid of touch screens and make it all big colorful squishy buttons and tiny levers. really just go out of your way to make it feel impractical, it already doesn't work well, at least make it cool to sit in?

Then it dying easily would make some sense. It's supposed to be on display, not actually used. Ugly, but with charm and direction.

The way it is? Forgettable. It lasts in your memory for it's unique shape and not a thing else. I bet nobody can accurately draw it, but easily could make it look better regardless.

If you asked a kid with no idea what the auto-driving truck really looked like outside of if's shape, they'd make something genuinely more appealing and imaginative.

[crownmoto]

[websterstylemag]

EVs at Washington DC Auto Show 2024 ft. Tesla, Lucid & Polestar

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[indeedgoodman]

[odinsblog]

Someone needs to look into how the government allowed this death trap onto public roads so quickly and easily. I mean, we all know why 💵 but maybe someone needs to be held accountable for this ginormous oversight.

As always, please remember that Elon’s “genius” is all smoke and mirrors + a trumpian scale public relations grift.

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