MY LIVE REACTION TO TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: NEXT GENERATION
•What the fuck is up with the font for the credits it's like history book lettering.
•why the fuck is he pissing
•WHY IS THIS ABOUT HIGHSCHOOL
•HORRIBLE ACTING
•sick outfits
•how come Barry didn't hear his girlfriend yelling 3ft away
•they look 26
•too much swearing
•love Jenny
•How would they be smoking weed horizontally???????
•that car was going so fucking slow WHAT
•why is Heather so INTO getting murdered
•"call the police there's been a terrible accident!"
•WHO IS DARLA ????????
•WHY THE MECH LEG
•this is so dumb
•"how the cows eat the cabbage"??????
•THE SHOT OF SEAN RUNNING
•"please sir your scaring me!" as the car is just stopped.
•"jenny staaaph"
•"okayy who's there 🙄"
•WHAT DOES YOUR MOM HAVE TO DO QITH THIS HEATHER
•heather and Barry are swingers
•"maybe their out back" GIRL ARE YOU DUMB
•"you better not shoot me mister" in the most monotone, uncaring voice ever
•MULLET LEATHER FACE. HE IS WEARING CAMO
•donf like that they made leatherface be able to scream, doesn't feel AT ALL in character
•"I had to use ur bathroom anyway🙄"
•ALL THE VICTIMS ARE SO UNLIKABLE
•i fucking hate Barry
•"me when I get hooked 'owie OUGJ owe oww :('" - haunting
• HEATHER WAS SCREAMINF MORE IN THE BOX
•WILMURS CAR JUST SAYS ILLUMINATI!
•Matthew mconrndhhsj is just so bad at acting
•wilmurs character sucks he's like Johnny- bait
•GURL WHYD U GHROW THE GUN FHEN JUMP OUT A WJNDOW
•this Chase is just so fucking long
•NOBODY HAS A CHARACTER THEY ARE JUST AN AMALGAMATION OF UNREALTED TRAITS
•"WILL YOU SHUT UP BACK THERE." "ok but I can't breathe :("
•rizz so good nobody suspects she's a cannibal
•so dumb she's smart
•icon actually like
•SHE HITS HER SO GENTLY WHATS HAPPENING "don't go running off >: ("
•vilmer is fucking BAIT fuck offfffff
•Vilmer Shane Dawson arc
•hannibal refrence
•NOT THE FUCKING ILLUMINATI
•NOT THOUSANDS OF YEARS ?????????!
•JUST SHOOT THEM NOW ?????????????????????????????
•W.E. such a little bitch for no reason like
•he is choking a woman to death and Jenny's just like "OMG heather get up!"
•THEH LEFT THE KEYS IN THE CAR
•""IT'S NOT LEATHER FACE ANYMORE ITS LEATHER BOOBS - HAUNTING
•love leatherface, icon
•leatherface is COMPLETELY uninvolved queen
•uninvolved, moisturized, painting her nails, at dinner with the mummified family
•"there's nothing in your head"
•GRANDPA STANDING ERA??????
•NOT THE GOVERNMENT THIS
•BRITISH?????????
•I HATE RHUS SO MUCH
•WHAT IS HAPPENING I WANNA. DIE
•card board pizza.
•everyone is a little bitch
•why is there a bunch of keys on the wall
•needs more bones in the decor
•WHATS WRONG WITH VIILMER WHY IS HE SHOUTING HIS OWN NAME
•not a TIPPING VAN
•im so tired
•WHYS THERE A PLANE
•WHY DOES LEATHERFACE CARE AT ALL ABOUT VILMER
•10 min of chainsaw, hate it
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