#textposts galore!

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you can tell this one was a big deal because there was no destiel confession meme about it just textpost after textpost after textpost and endless bits. bits galore. the jokesters logged on and just started shooting. wait. wait i mean

[lovebugdrabbles]

Soleli Soleli (Neuvillette/Wriothesley oneshot)

notes: hiii this is the first oneshot on this acc :DD i'm glad its a red and blue pair lmfao. this will be posted on ao3 and linked on this post within the next few days under the same name so if that's more your style feel free to take a look for my acc there !! ty for reading in advance and feel free to point out any mistakes i made as this was written over several late nights lol link and textpost below!

summary: Neuvillette is a tired, tired man (?) and gets home late to an early and (sort of) surprise visit from Wriothesley. Jokes, slight pampering and cuddling ensues.

warnings+tags: no warnings, Established Relationship, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Wriothesley is called ‘wriothes’ a couple times, i pronounced it like ‘writhes’ in my head but it’s up to reader, multiple petnames and nicknames, i pull french out of my ass, Fluff and Humor, Implied Sexual Content,i just made innuendos and jokes, Neuvillette is mentioned to have multiple hearts bc i just watched doctor who also i think its COOL, Implied/Referenced Sex, I need readers to please go into this believing, Wriothesley is in his late 30s early 40s, Oneshot

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The Iudex of Fontaine’s footsteps sounded down the empty street, dimly lit only by the lamp posts. The street was quickly darkening more by the gathering clouds, threatening rain despite his attempts to hold it off. 

The day had worn him to the bone and his head ached from reading papers, and proposals, and case files galore, causing thunder to sound in the distance much to his dismay. He looked up to realize his doorstep was only a few yards away, to his exhaustion, it felt like miles. He picked up his pace to close the distance and just as those miles had been crossed in speed-walking steps a few raindrops began to fall onto the cobblestones.

He pushed his key into the door and turned it slowly opening the door after hearing the click of the bolt unlocking, just as the rain began to pick up. He pushed his hair back as he walked through the door of his quarters.

He closed the door and locked it for the night. He released a heavy sigh as he leaned back on the door, closing his eyes and drooping his shoulders in defeat. Once composed, he made his way to the living room, where he sat in the armchair closest to the empty fireplace. He laid back in the chair and glanced at a clock on the mantle. 

11:47pm.

God, he was home late. He thought about how he would need to go to bed immediately but something about his exhaustion from the day just made him look to the wall and stare in one spot listening to the ringing silence and rain pattering on the windows softly. 

As he sat there he realized the ambiance was periodically broken by a faint rumble, this time, not from the sky but from the bedroom down the small hallway. 

He sat straighter in his chair and looked towards the hall. He stood slowly, with a puzzled look now furrowing his brow.

He quickly and silently made his way down the hall, passing the bathroom and home office stepping to the slightly ajar door of his room, now understanding the rumble was something in it. He opened the door slowly and looked to his bed where he found a large figure perfectly comfortable in his sheets and snoring away. 

Wriothesley. 

He had sent word in one of his letters that he’d be visiting and would be arriving tomorrow morning but, lo and behold, here he was, already having made himself at home.

He was in the pants of his nightclothes and he had commandeered Neuvillette's pillow to wrap his arms around as he lay on his side. He would have looked perfectly tranquil if not for his snoring which sounded just as loud as the heavy machinery back in the fortress.

Neuvillette sighed quietly and watched Wriothesley's chest slowly rise and fall, a soft expression washing over his tired face. There was a slight hitch in Wriothesley’s breathing and Neuvillette tilted his head in curiosity but just the same it continued regularly once again.

Suddenly, Wriothesley sat up like a bat out of hell, practically diving for the bedside table where his vision lay. He stopped when he saw the tall figure unfazed beside the bed, illuminated and silver-lined in the moonlight streaming through the windows.

“Neuvillette,” Wriothesley said breathlessly as his face softened and his shoulders drooped

“You’re early,” Neuvillette said chastely.

There was more silence but it was short-lived as Wriothesley's hand grazed the cool stone of his vision and he was thrust back into the moment.

“Shit. I'm sorry, Neuvi." he pulled his hand away and rubbed his eyes, taking the moment to embarrassedly hide his face "I didn’t even–”

"No, no, I shouldn't have been… staring.”  Neuvillette looked away and hesitated to admit he was watching, admiring even. “You looked very peaceful.”

Wriothesley exhaled out his nose and smiled, reaching out a hand to which Neuvillette gladly took and gave a soft squeeze.

“You were watching me?” Wriothesley said teasingly as he squeezed back

Neuvillette cracked a smile “Perhaps I was,” he said as he sat down on the bed next to Wriothesley, sitting perpendicularly  “Or perhaps I was just investigating who decided to break into my room?” 

Wriothesley chuckled as Neuvillette rested his hand on his 

“It’s not breaking in if you said I was welcome anytime and if I have a key.”

Neuvillette rolled his eyes and grabbed a hold of Wriothesley's fingers, giving another soft squeeze and a relieved sigh

"Rough day huh?" Wriothesley asked, giving a squeeze and rubbing his thumb gently on Neuvillette’s hand

"Archons was it ever.” he looked to Wriothesley lamely 

Wriothesley smiled sympathetically "You look beat, sweetheart. Why don't you get dressed and come lay down?”

“I feel… beat.” Neuvillette said quietly

Wriothesley chuckled at his wording “You really are tired. Go put on your pajamas, doll.”

Neuvillette rolled his eyes at the man in the bed and stood up, still softly holding on to Wriothesley's hand.  Neuvillette feigned to let go as he walked towards the closet but, he knew he couldn't hold on forever. He let Wriothesley’s hand fall but still, Wriothesley smiled softly as he watched Neuvillette disappear into the closet.

Neuvillette made quick work of his day clothes, throwing his shirt and pants into a hamper and hanging his overcoat. He unbuttoned his spats painstakingly and threw his dress shoes to the side with them.

 He threw on a nightgown just long enough to hit his knees and glanced at his reflection in the floor-length mirror as he instinctively brushed the front of the nightgown as if to get rid of invisible crumbs or dirt, before starting for the doorway and peeking out quietly. 

Wriothesley was laid on his back, now no longer snoring, just breathing softly, one arm resting over his eyes, the other resting on his waist; Neuvillette’s pillow now discarded and lying in the empty area of the bed. 

Neuvillette stepped out quietly to the vanity where a brush and hair ties sat and took a seat on the stool.

Neuvillette carefully removed his barrettes and opened a small box placing it inside next to others similar to them, before grabbing the brush and beginning to detangle his hair. As he combed through his locks behind him he heard Wriothesley inhale deeply. Neuvillette looked behind him in the mirror watching as Wriothesley sat up and swung his legs off the bed before he stood and stretched. 

“What are you doing?” Neuvillette asked quietly, turning to face Wriothesley

“I’m helping you,” Wriothesley said, cracking his knuckles as he stepped closer

“You don't have to. I do it every night, it's nothing I'm not accustomed to.” Neuvillette tried to protest 

Wriothesley rolled his eyes “Come on, let me help. Just this once? ”

“Fine, fine,” Neuvillette raised his hands defensively brush still in hand

Neuvillette held out the brush to Wriothesley who grabbed it with a soft smile growing on his face. He undid the tie on the end of the silver hair and began to brush the soft strands, carefully minding the horn-like tendrils. There were very few tangles but he was just glad to oblige Neuvillette’s habits and maybe it didn't hurt to get a bit of fun out of it himself.

Wriothesley sat the brush down and began running his fingers through the soft strands and scratching Neuvillette’s scalp. The silver-haired man closed his eyes and shivered as Wriothesley went upwards and back from under his scalp with his fingers.

Mostly for his own enjoyment, Wriothesley made a note to scratch behind Neuvillette’s ears prompting more shivers. Wriothesley chuckled and smirked as he continued, now running his hands through Neuvillette's hair to pick through any knots he made before repeating the process a few times; taking care to scratch gently and slowly.

After a short while, Neuvillette's shoulders were no longer stiffened and his posture had relaxed, allowing him a bit of slouch.

He would have continued playing with his hair for the rest of eternity if he could, gently scratching and massaging occasionally making a new parting to attempt a new style but, he understood it was late and downtrodden-ly picked the brush up to detangle the Iudex’s hair once more so he could braid it.

He counted in his head as he brushed; 1, all the way to 50. 50 brushes in the morning and 50 brushes at night before braiding it. 100 a day at the very least. 

Wriothesley brushed his hair a bit more than 50 times and made quick work of Neuvillette's hair, dividing it into 3 and stacking the strands one after the other. He grabbed the ribbon off the vanity and tied a small bow to the end of the braid, satisfied with his work.

He moved Neuvillette's braid over his shoulder and leaned down to press a kiss on the back of Neuvillette's neck. He pressed a few more, and Neuvillette sighed and tilted his head. Wriothesley smirked and pressed a few more softly before moving closer.

“Yknow, the night is still young and I mean, we do have the first half of the day off… we could always…” Wriothesley adjusted to whisper in Neuvillette's ear “...mess around a bit.”  

Neuvillette shivered again and chuckled, “Wriothes, while I do enjoy our escapades; I… really am exhausted tonight. I'm sorry, Amour.” Neuvillette turned slightly, “Another time?”

“Of course, doll.” Wriothesley rested his hands on Neuvillette’s shoulders “More energy for next time, anyways right?.” He pressed a kiss to Neuvillette's cheek and looked at him in the mirror with a smirk.

“Are you sure?”

“Sweetheart, if I was truly that desperate I could always read your letters– and y’know, with your particular detail, it's almost as good as the real thing.” Wriothesley waggled his brows and his smirk widened to a grin

Neuvillette gave a playfully unimpressed look and Wriothesley pressed another kiss, this time, to the side of his forehead. 

“Let’s lay down before I decide never to send you another letter, hmm?” Neuvillette said patting one of Wriothesley’s hands

“Hey now let’s not go that far.” Wriothesley laughed, pulling away to stretch as Neuvillette stood.

They shuffled towards Neuvillette's bed, Wriothesley settling into his previous spot and very reluctantly handing Neuvillette his pillow back as he settled into his own side of the mattress.

Once they had stopped shifting around, Neuvillette gingerly reached his hand across the small space between them in the bed, wrapping their pinkies to test the waters before softly grasping their hands together. 

A cool silence settled over the quiet room.

“If you really wanted to, could we do something quick?” Neuvillette said quietly, looking over to Wriothesley

“Not if you’re tired, sweetheart. There's always another time.” Wriothesley gave Neuvillette's hand a squeeze and turned to look at him with a soft smile.

“Are you sure? You kissed my neck more than a few times. You always kiss my neck when–” 

“Yes, Neuvillette.” Wriothesley interjected with another squeeze of his hand, a bit of pink tinging his face at the mortifying thought of one of his tells being known, and one of the more intimate ones at that

The room went quiet after he said that. Wriothesley turned to lay on his side now fully facing Neuvillette who was looking away to the ceiling.

 “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing is wrong technically but. it had been a few weeks since we…” Neuvillette hesitated “and couples do cite these types of issues all the time for reasons to disband relationships.” Neuvillette looked away again 

“We don't have to do anything just because I'm here,” Wriothesley paused and gave a soft squeeze and smiled “It’s a… non-issue.”

“I understand that but I feel bad saying no. Especially since you’re visiting.”

The clock on the vanity began taunting Wriothesley in the growing silence. tick. tick. Speak. tick. boy. Tick. speak. tick. tick. tick. 

Wriothesley reached for Neuvillette’s hand again, taking it in a gentlemanly fashion, ghosting his thumb over the other’s pale knuckles, hesitant to touch the soft skin with his calloused digits. Neuvillette looked back from staring holes into the ceiling. 

A question unasked nipped at Wriothesley’s heels and breathed down his neck as Neuvillette stared into him. Wriothesley dreaded the answer to his question but if he didn't ask how could he know? 

“Did I do something to make you feel that way?” Wriothesley hesitated 

“No.” Neuvillette said, immediately and breathlessly “You’ve done nothing.”

Neuvillette held Wriothesley’s hand with both of his, grasping softly. Wriothesley looked back, his eyes now looking polished and slightly bloodshot, a confused look still pooling in them.

“I think I may be… letting my work get to my head and…  I’m sorry.” Neuvillette said dejectedly, “I shouldn't let my work interfere with my personal life.”

“You don't need to apologize. Your job is hard and… it’s a valid fear in some–” Wriothesley hesitated “Relationships… The topic should have been brought up when we started getting more serious, but we never really… said ‘no’ to anything… ”

“I think it was just an oversight. We’re both just," Neuvillette took a long inhale “Exhausted.”

“You’re telling me…” Wriothesley trailed, looking down and softly rubbing Neuvillette’s knuckles, less afraid of the roughness and now just longing to feel Neuvillette “Maybe we'll feel better after some shut-eye?” 

“One would hope,” Neuvillette said, quietly watching Wriothesley’s digits smooth over his skin. “Let’s lay down.”

They let go of one another's hands to settle back into the bed. Another silence settled over the room and the clock kept ticking. Neuvillette stretched slowly to interlock their pinkies, testing the waters before jumping in the deep end.

Wriothesley obliged and Neuvillette soon after moved to interlock their fingers to which Wriothesley once again allowed. They stayed there awkwardly waiting for the silence to no longer sting so harshly, but Wriothesley was the first to succumb to the deafening roar growing.

“We don't  just have to hold hands...” Wriothesley said quietly “That’s not an innuendo to be clear.” he added

Neuvillette chuckled and Wriothesley relished in the sound, almost physically feeling his pupils turn into anatomically incorrect hearts. He could have sworn the room brightened with that laugh.

“Please, come here,” Neuvillette said, pulling Wriothesley's hand to him and beginning to move closer, Wriothesley, following suit immediately.

At that one sentence, they reached for one another like they were flailing in the sea. Wrapping arms, intertwining and tangling legs, with soft rubs on any piece of exposed skin, just content to once again know the touch of the other.

 The salt and pepper-haired man felt his body relax as he clung onto his life jacket in the sea of the bed. He made himself comfortable just above Neuvillette's chest, listening to the soft thumping rhythms. He felt a wave of tiredness sweep over him as he lay there, disappointingly reminding him that he wouldn't be awake to fully enjoy holding onto the Iudex for much longer.

To remedy himself, Wriothesley closed his eyes taking a deep breath, re-familiarizing himself with the familiar scent of faded lavender soap and cologne while he was still awake, giving a soft squeeze of his arms.

“You missed me.” Neuvillette said quietly

Wriothesley chuckled softly and Neuvillette was almost positive he felt his hearts skip a beat like a love-struck schoolgirl, giddy she had made her playground crush laugh.

“I always miss you,” Wriothesley mumbled

“As do I,” Neuvillette said quietly

Wriothesley smiled and nudged Neuvillette, prompting him to softly place a kiss on Wriothesley’s head before settling to rest his chin in Wriothesley's hair. He also took in a deep breath, prompting another laugh from Wriothesley, who was then playfully poked by Neuvillette’s chin.

The clock ticked quietly, now only doing its job rather than patronizing the two of them, the sound of the ticks and the other’s breathing lulling them to sleep for the night. 

Hours later, the morning cold seeped into the room making Wriothesley slowly aware of his surroundings and the soft ache in his bones. Their limbs had untangled in the night but Wriothesley could feel Neuvillette had still managed to keep a hold of him, softly grasping his toned arm. 

He listened to the soft breathing from the sovereign just inches away from him as he lay in bed, thinking fondly of how Neuvillette always held on somewhere be it, a hand, an arm, his waist, or even his pajamas, and once; his calf. 

Satisfied with his observations his eyes fluttered open, slowly adjusting to the soft sunlight streaming through the windows. Glancing around the room, he made note of the clock on the dresser that so agonized him last night and squinted to read the hands of the clock. It was 9-something by the looks of it.

He yawned quietly, stretching his free arm and legs. He gently tried to pull his arm out of Neuvillette’s grasp without waking him but as soon as he began to pull it free, Neuvillette inhaled softly and fluttered his eyes open, grabbing at air.

“It’s just me, doll. You’re fine,” he said quietly, sleep still dripping from his words as he turned over to his side. 

He took Neuvillette's hand in a gentlemanly fashion, slowly raising it to press a few kisses to Neuvillette's knuckles with a sleepy grin.

“Good morning,” Neuvillette said softly, sleep still clinging to his vocal cords, blinking a few times, trying to get the sleep out of his eyes.

“Good morning,” Wriothesley said before leisurely pressing another kiss

“Did you sleep well ?” Neuvillette asked, now gaining his bearings

“That was the best sleep I had in weeks…” he said lowering their hands “Seriously.”

Neuvillette’s lips curled to a smile and hummed at the remark. 

“I'm inclined to say the same, so much so that… I don't want to get out of bed.” Neuvillette said, pulling his hand away and turning around to scoot closer and be spooned by Wriothesley. 

Wriothesley chuckled as he gladly snaked an arm around Neuvillette’s waist, his hand then taking hold of the top of Neuvillette’s hand. 

“I'm sure we could make that happen,” Wriothesley said, snuggling closer and closing his eyes again, more than willing to drift back to sleep. 

“Hmm… It would be pleasant, but…” Neuvillette paused “I do seem to recall you saying something about more strength for the next ‘escapade’” Neuvillette said nonchalantly, scooting his hips back and into Wriothesley’s pelvis.

Wriothesley’s eyes popped open and he blinked a few times but he regained his foothold and smirked.

“I suppose I did.” he said with a kiss to the back of Neuvillette's neck and a hum “and I recall a few things that you said you’d just love to make good on in those particularly-detailed letters of ours...”

He pressed another smirking kiss to the side of Neuvillette’s neck and Neuvillette grinned as he raised a hand to hold Wriothesley's face as he continued.

“Touché, mon amour,”

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end notes: tysm for reading!! hope you enjoyed :)) my requests for hcs posts and asks are always open feel free to drop in wheneverrr

[the-nevada]

joining the gimmick-verse as *drumroll* nevada!

anyway, gimmick blogs galore im joining your ranks, beware for our aliens will find you :)

i havent seen a nevada blog yet so i thought why not become nevada

-> update i found a fellow nevada - @the-real-nevada

tag system:

'nevada speaks' -> original textposts

'nevada and co' -> posts interacting with other states/etc

'homeland' -> photos of nevada scenery etc

the person behind the gimmick?!

( @nyx-taylors-version <- my main)

i am actually from Vegas (i was born there), but i havent lived there in 12 years lol

i use they/he pronouns but when referring to me as nevada use whatever, idm :)

anyway!! bye bye see u soon

[dq9]

to follow up on that previous poll its like. some of these people arelike 'does vagueposting count' or like showing singular textposts made abt them. i had a whole post written abt me (and someone else that also fell out w them) there were sections there were headers there were accusations galore it was insane

if we counted vagueposting id probably have a lot more from that era

[haunted-xander]

Oh yeah I made these

[koks-kino]

It’s curoius that the main characters in The Big O are more decent as people than one might think about them judging by their designs. Just a random thought.

[paranormal-productions-archives]

Henry and Orville meet Nikki, Lindsey and Ginny and Crisis ensues

Sound like hell on all the adults

[inu-spike]

Typical family luncheon

Brother's boyfriend: Let me just whip this out.

Brother: *over-exaggerated gasp and pearl clutch*

Me: Calm down, Anal Johnson.

Brother: *aghast silence*

Mother: *laughing so hard she had to take a hit on her inhaler*

[a-clowns-words]

Hi! Hope you’re having a great day/night ! I just joined the fandom and you’re one of my faves! I was wondering if you could recc any blogs ?

i-i'm a fave??? oh my god- ily already i'm glad you joined us! <33

and blogs, let's see here.. i think i'll just rec my beloved mutuals for now but let me know if you want more because boy do i got em babe

bakugou-klancey-lance reblogs a lot of cool things! and she's really fun if you don't mind the dekuneta torture

rrandomtthings has really funny posts, she makes a lot of memes (plus her anons are iconic) and she's so sweet!

ratreto is great! she doesn't post a lot of original things, same as klancey, but she is responsible for updating everyone on our discord server chaos and it is pretty entertaining! (and i believe she also writes fics)

smallmightsupremacy ! they make hilarious textposts and are great to scream with!

misplacedgamer AMAZING metas!! if you want a shit ton of theories and deep dives on bnha then make sure to follow her.

izukachu is the master of making crack AU's and character hcs (plus they drabble sometimes too and their writing is a masterpiece)

ckatsudon makes SUCH good bkdk fanart! seriously follow them right now she's super underrated imo (oh and their original angsty vigilante deku au is GOLD)

minisheku !! they're so nice and they post/reblog a lot of cute things! good source for fluff <33

wahhchan is such a good one if you want great shitposts and some good semi-metas too!

dekuskacchan reblogs a lot of art! plus i believe they write too so go give em some love!

sudakchokmudak makes such pretty art! and oh my god their fem bkdk and tdbkdk- to die for

procrartist another great art blog!! I've loved their stuff for a long time and i know you will too

izusun ! another great shit poster and has text posts galore

chixxly is literally a ray of light! 10/10 shitposts, even though i believe she's going inactive for a bit- you should still go check her out!

whew finally done, hope that helped! i probably missed a couple so sorry to them but there's so many great blogs on here and these are just some of my mutuals

[etoilelafleur]

Fleur: hey dad I’ve been having reoccurring dreams about you being fucking nicer to me

Charles: *sweating remembering his dreams about him getting it to-fucking-gether* I-I SEE

Lucas: *from behind a corner* >:/

[satorisa]

I'm currently writing a fanfiction about matchmaking shenanigans with Kei, and if I so happen to finish writing this tonight, I will be very proud and very upset with myself.

[annqbthchse]

(◕‿◕✿)🍓?

ren, ren, ren. First of ily and you are just so damn sweet, smart and amazing and just let me go on....

The first time I ever actually posted something on here was my first headcanons post and I was so nervous about. I remember I was in my IR tutorial and instead of paying attention (which i really should've been doing) I and was of texting my friend about how scared I was to post it and how shit it was BUT THEN YOU WERE THE VERY FIRST PERSON TO LIKE AND REBLOG and you do not know how happy I was! I took screenshots and sent them to my friend being like LOOK!!!!!! that's all I remember that day and it was so sweet and it made me oh so very happy and I've never forgotten that and it literally filled me so much joy and tysm for that!! 

Your fics and your drawings???? I LOVE! have I told you I love them because I do! that drawing of Agatha with the yellow scrunchie and tedros with the hat looking at her BEAUTIFUL!!1 I still haven't forgotten hat Ravan drawing... he be very hot ;) I remember first reading “the summer seemed to last forever” and thinking... oh yes... this is going to be great AND IT WAS AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HEATHENS GALORE (i feel so bad for saying it but i love it sm when they roast tedros and his daddy issues) idk I've mentioned it but I've meaning to finally get an A03 account and that Princess Mononoke Au of yours gave me the final push to finally make one because IT WAS THAT GOOD! the tedros and Yara moment jhbhjgb chills. you're so multitalented. like seriously. you have hilarious text posts, amazing textposts AND write fics??? please ma’am this is very unfair. 

shall we get on to the tags?? because EVERY GODDAM TIME YOUR TAGS ARE SO SWEET and I'm literally waiting in anticipation every time to see if you will like it and then you do and my heart soars because it makes me so happy. YOU EVEN LIKED MY SHITTY  EDITS THAT I MADE AT 2AM???? LIKE EHGDJGB you’re so supportive and kind and it gives me the encouragement to keep posting and making stuff! i remember this one post (i think the elements one) you wrote the kindest things! I was literally jumping and yelping from joy because i was so glad you liked it jdnshgjshg ty!!!

and even when you like stuff from my main account it gives me sm validation (plus you like titans and shameless too! you have great taste 😔 ). your blog is so comforting its like a giant warm hug and i love it! also the fact that you take time out your day to listen to the playlists i make i know I've said this but DUDE that is the absolute nicest thing anyone could ever do and might've made me tear up at 8am

have a great day! <3

[witchofrvnswood]

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omg ren! where do i start-

you’re such an amazing and friendly presence and super supportive! i always love your hashtags and i literally tear up from how sweet you are! 

i remember reading heathens galore back in early 2019 before i started interacting in the fandom and i remember fangirling over it so hard because it was so funny and the characters and their relationships with each were gold. like i literally stayed up all night reading it cause i couldn’t stop even though i had a test i was super stressed for the next day- (don’t worry i somehow did great anyways jsjsjs). when i joined tumblr i had no idea it was you, and when i followed a link to your ao3 and realized it was you my brain just stopped working- i was like OMG there’s no way two people i stan are the same person-

you’re literally so freaking talented! the heathens galore universe, the summer seemed to last forever, princess monoke au are all written so well and i truly am a simp for your writing! and not only that but your textposts, art, and headcanons are so amazing!!

and finally, you’re just so sweet and an amazing friend <3 i get so excited whenever you reblog because your hashtags are so so kind and i legit teared up sometimes from reading them, i don’t think anyone’s ever complimented me like you do <33 overall, you’re an amazing, multitalented, and sweet person and i’m so glad we met!

thanks for sending in a strawberry <3

[uneggsplainable-blog]

Watching recorded marching band shows and wondering where the trombones are, then seeing that lil glint of the slide when they bend down in their visuals and you’re just “Ah yes there’s my children”

[yuzublackswan]

the tumblr phandom is tricky bc...

tumblr phannies tend to switch between demon and phanti simultaneously so if you make a demon post you are taking a big risk

people are so protective over their textposts it’s weird

tumblr phannies are very soft so don’t like people to be open and rant bc they are over-protective towards dan and phil

some tumblr phannies don’t reblog or post as much dan and phil as twitter phannies would retweet and tweet about. this can be annoying for people who seek out specifically dan and phil stuff

you are less likely to get a notice than on twitter

tumblr is behind twitter for when dan and phil give video announcements so sometimes you’re notified quite late

not gonna find phannie porn on here anymore, sorry

phandom artists who want to post their more smutty works can’t really anymore unless it’s incredibly censored

the site quite hard to get your head around when you’re new

tumblr phannies tend to only believe what they want to

for the site in general, the “social justice” can be a bit shaky but never as bad as one would expect

v hard to make internet friends

no gcs

you could get tons of followers and struggle to get a popular post still

p much impossible to have a side account

The tumblr phandom is good bc...

tumblr phannies tend to be very neat and precise and aesthetic, as one would expect. layouts and posts are unique and pretty.

you are more likely to get a notice than on instagram

the tumblr phandom is a great place for artists! if you want more of a chance of your d&p art getting noticed, come to tumblr!

wholesome

free from phloppies! plenty of demon content! yes!

any drama doesn’t spread across the platform as much as it would in the twitter phandom

ppl will give u and your pet(s) love 💕

thicc variety

similarly to twitter, tumblr phannies can be funny

feels a bit more like a cult that other phandom platforms you can imagine that in the tricky section if you will

theories and exposure galore! tumblr phannies see things nobody else sees

communication is a key part of the tumblr phandom!

easy to gain followers once you get the hang of it

despite the recent limitations causing bots to go nuts, at least you won’t get suspended for breathing

Tricky points: 15

Good points: 14

(i will probably keep updating this over time- feel free to give me some suggestions)

[januarymoreau]

Carry On social medias

(I’m sort of becoming a Carry On blog but it’s okay). Anyways here’s what I think all of the characters would have for social media’s.

Baz:

Tumblr: emo, black aesthetic. Probably follows MCR, P!ATD, FOB and other emo bands. Probably also posts emo song lyrics. Probably a stan account. Long rants about how much he loves his boyfriend. Probably writes things about how he doesn’t know anything about vampires. Definitely is into textposts but no one gets it so he doesn’t share them with anyone.

Twitter: He’d probably like memes about wanting to die. He’d also probably tweet the most random stuff. Definitely on emo/stan twitter. Probably also on gay twitter but sort of intimidated of them. Gets into fights on twitter, especially with Simon. Probably sends people memes that they don’t understand. Either understands stan language or is confused.

Snapchat: Soulful, emo lyrics. Probably pictures of the night sky. Probably posts pictures of him crying to Welcome to the black parade. Would probably show off Simon 24/7 and is that obnoxious boyfriend so people have him muted.

Instagram: The type to have an aesthetic/everything would match. Depressing lyrics 24/7! No in between: memes or moody pictures with depressing lyrics as the caption. Probably has a secret stan account but also knows stan Instagram sucks. Sends people memes and stuff but they get annoyed with him.

YouTube: He’d probably watch videos like “10 surprising facts you didn’t know about vampires” and “how to know if a boy likes you.” I feel like Baz would watch people like Shane Dawson and find them very funny? And as a YouTuber I think Baz would make videos where he’s emo and also videos where he brags about Simon (they’d definitely do the boyfriend tag together).

Facebook: Constant updates about how emo he is and how much he loves Simon. “Can My Chemical Romance come back?” “You wish your boyfriend was as cool as mine.” “Are tide pods edible?”

-Baz would have all of Simon’s notifications on like the clingy boyfriend he is.

Simon:

Tumblr: Your local hippie blog. Sunflower aesthetics and aesthetics of Starbucks. Probably scared of stan twitter. Really scared of the dark side of tumblr. Cat gifs. Sends Baz cat gifs and annoys him endlessly. Looks at aesthetic scone pictures. Maybe ventures onto the stan side for Doctor Who?

Twitter: Simon would probably tweet his awkward life experiences and mope about his problems on twitter. “Omg, there’s an evil Humdrum that sucks power out running around with my face. Lol” Simon’s tweets would be so funny because he’d be so calm about intense stuff. He’d also obsessively talk about scones. Simon might like memes and would probably have internet friends.

Snapchat: Probably really inactive. But when he is, he spams. Probably pictures of sunsets and sunrises and pictures of Baz. Probably posts something everytime he has an anniversary with Baz.

Instagram: Everything is probably yellow. Talks about Baz endlessly. Everyone has muted him because he’s always posting about either Baz, the sunrise/sunset, or soft memes.

YouTube: He’d probably watch a lot of LGBT youtubers but I feel like he’d really love YouTube and the sense of humor of the app. He’d probably make videos himself and be really sarcastic and stuff. He’d definitely watch videos like “How to train your vampire.”

Facebook: like with twitter, probably weird status updates about how much of a mess he is but it’s okay. “Ha, my girlfriend just broke up with me, but don’t worry, I’m fine.”

Penny:

Tumblr: Probably on the woke parts of tumblr. BLM parts of tumblr. Definitely on the nerd sides of tumblr. Definitely has internet friends. Soft memes would definitely be her thing and feminist memes would be her thing. She’d probably like moodboards and make moodboards for her favorite characters.

Twitter: Woke parts of twitter. Internet friends. The type to say “my dms are always open” and “you can always talk to me.” A bit intimidated by twitter but also likes it. Spreading love and kindness.

Snapchat: Probably wouldn’t use it, might not even have it.

Instagram: Would post woke things and spread awareness about different causes. Just very friendly, probably a nice aesthetic, supportive of everyone.

YouTube: Doesn’t watch YouTube much but when she does she watches educational videos and theory videos.

Facebook: definitely the old lady type to use Facebook. Would post woke stuff.

Agatha:

Tumblr: A pink aesthetic. You literally can’t escape pink; she’d probably have it in her username. Just confused and doesn’t really know what’s going on. Scared by stan tumblr. Hippie tumblr and quotes.

Twitter: A local. Posts about her fabulous life and wishes her friends happy birthday. Was last active over a year ago. Probably deleted the app from her phone.

Snapchat: Aesthetic pictures. Intimidating. Quotes galore.

Instagram: Probably just posts pink aesthetics and stuff like that.

YouTube: watches cat videos.

Facebook: probably doesn’t have it.

The Mage:

Probably doesn’t have social media.

(Anyways, these are just my thoughts on what the characters would do. If you disagree or have anything to add, tell me.)