#textualselection

[dungeoncrawlingwithoutprotection]

I am also some flavour of bi(queer) and ace(demi). We are rare but we’re definitely out here! Welcome to the club! PS: Your doggo is very cute

Like, I've been a supporter for years but never thought it applied to me (Hello Bible Belt USA, churches on every corner and absolutely silent Sundays), and the whole only like the unattainable women (fictional and celebrities) really messed me up. So I am not very versed in anything LGBTQ+, I just know what I like and what I wanna do.

It's been so funny sitting with my husband and pointing out attractive women. He doesn't care one way or the other, as long as I talk to him and explain it.

And thank you! I am absolutely trying to make Brom Tumblr famous. He doesn't understand a thing... (I'm just a little nervous to post some picks cause there is no angle other than laying down that is PG-13 T^T).

[bemusedlybespectacled]

13, 16, 33 (Also hiiiiiii! I feel like I've been following you for a long time but we haven't interacted in a while so *safely waves from a distance*)

Greetings from quarantine!

13: what’s something that made you smile today?

I finally, FINALLY got the original 2003 DVD release of Kiki’s Delivery Service, and I watched it today.

“First: don’t panic! Second: don’t panic! And third, did I mention not to panic?”

16: what’s your favorite pasta dish?

Any kind of pasta with this roasted tomato sauce recipe. I do it slightly differently than he does because of my dietary needs and personal taste (he adds his aromatics right at the end, I only use garlic and I roast it with the tomatoes), but it’s stupidly easy and delicious. And I always feel really healthy when I make it because it’s literally just fresh tomatoes, garlic, basil, salt, and pepper, and butter if you want it to taste really creamy. 

I have made this and licked the plate clean. I bought a garlic keeper solely so I could always have some on hand for this recipe. I am this close to getting some windowsill basil for the same reason. 

33: what’s your fave pastry?

Cinnamon rolls! I’m planning to make some in a week or two, after I make myself some banana bread muffins.

Ask me some questions!

[erectionsandtea]

Mr. Clarke (aka My Lord) is the coolest secondary character in stranger things and the only one that can properly rock a mustache

I know you do ^^

~

thank you, lovelies! I’m still considering whether to change it or not, this is indeed a tough decision

[erectionsandtea]

@thief-and-dragonfly @lt-sarai @textualselection

[potterm-alfoy]

How about super fluffy with Draco all up at arms because Harry has made him a cup of tea and they both know how notoriously picky Draco is about his tea and why didn't Harry just let the house-elves make it as usual instead of setting himself up for a dramatic failure at tea perfection... The tea is perfect. Fluff ensues.

"Here. Drink up."

Draco rolled his eyes and straightened up on the couch. "S'bout time," he muttered. "Winky normally finishes earlier--or was she drinking again? Bloody elf, should've left her at Hogwarts. I'll have to send Father an owl. He shall hear about this."

Harry snorted. "Just take it, you pretentious git."

Draco sneered a little, but took the saucer and cup from his boyfriend's hands. Every day, at exactly four in the afternoon, Draco had his tea brought to him in the parlour (Draco liked to call it a parlour, at least--it was actually just a large pantry near the kitchen. Their flat was atrociously tiny). Today was no exception. He held the cup in his hands, savouring the warmth for a moment by closing his eyes and breathing in the familiar scent. Except--wait. Something didn't feel right.

"Excuse me," Draco announced, his eyes snapping open as he glared at Harry's retreating back. "What is this?"

Harry turned around, confused. "Your tea?"

"You made sure Winky made it, right?" Draco pressed. "Not Plucky or Pocky or whatever the bloody hell the other one's name is. Because you know that Winky always makes my tea."  

Harry chuckled nervously. "Erm... no. I made it."

"WHAT?" Draco exploded, almost throwing the teacup onto the table beside him. "No! That's not acceptable! You absolute oaf!"

Harry pursed his lips and folded his arms across his chest defensively. "Calm down, Draco, I can make tea just fine. Honestly, anybody can make tea." 

"It's not tea!" Draco announced with exasperation. "It's an art. You couldn't even possibly begin to comprehend--"

"It's perfectly fine!" Harry argued. "Just taste it!"

"No."

"Taste it!"

"No!"

Harry growled and lunged at Draco, who responded by pawing at the other man's chest, to no avail. Harry had straddled Draco firmly, leaving little room for Draco to struggle. Then he picked up the cup and shoved it at Draco's face.

"DRINK IT."

"Make me, Potter! I'll clamp my mouth shut!"

"Fine, I'll just pour it on your face then, hm? Your luscious hair?"

"Oh, over your dead body!"

Harry took the opportunity to tip the cup, causing the hot liquid to stream into Draco's open mouth. Draco coughed, spluttering.

"Oh god! It's--It's--"

Draco smacked his lips together and blinked. Well. It was... perfect.

Harry smirked, satisfied. "Good, eh?"

Draco narrowed his eyes suspiciously. "Earl Grey?"

"Wouldn't dream of anything else."

"35 temp?"

"No more, no less."

"Spoon of cream? Cap of milk? It's got to be half and half."

"It's the only kind we've got in the fridge, Draco."

Draco studied Harry's green eyes carefully. The final test. "Freshly strained leaves or," he shuddered, "bagged?"

Harry smirked again. "Do you think I'm an idiot?"

Draco fought back a smile. He took the tea from Harry's hands and took a generous sip from it. It truly was perfect. Harry deserved some credit for actually taking note. 

"I love you," he said sweetly, nuzzling Harry's shoulder in appreciation, and slight apology for freaking out.

Harry grinned and kissed the top of Draco's head, silently accepting the equally silent apology. "I love you too, prat."

"Bastard."

Harry grinned again.

Draco took another sip of tea and sighed happily. "But seriously," he remarked, a pleasant smile on his face. "If you even think about threatening my hair again, I will kill you."

[thecountercurseisunjellify]

HELLO PRETTY! HAPPY 50TH ANNIVERSARY, YOU GORGEOUS THING! *WHOVIAN HIGH FIVE* (IT'S LIKE A REGULAR HIGH FIVE BUT MORE SONIC)

AAAAHHHHHH

HAPPY 50TH, FELLOW WHOVIAN!

[camillekaze]

Share ten things about yourself and then pass this on to ten of your favorite followers! :) PS. I LOVE YOU!! *hugs*

Aww thanks! I love you too! I did one of these a while a go so I won't put ten things but I'll do a few.

I have just graduated with a Bachelor's degree!

I am afraid of drawing penises

Not that they frighten me but rather most of my references are from dead bodies.

Also I am afraid you will all judge the penises I draw and they are wrong.

Sorry this turned into a thing about dicks. The thing for here will be that I love cheese

Yet I am lactose intolerant

I think my feet are nice looking

I'm afraid of swarming insects

I'm really shy

But I love people and just getting to know someone and hear stories from their life.

Whoops guess that became 10 things. Ah well sorry I talked about penises, I hope you still love me 

[erectionsandtea]

Tagged by @strangertheory

Three ships:

The poly-party (ST)

Reddie (IT)

Fry/Leela (Futurama)

Last song:

It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls

Last movie:

Hobgoblins (Rifftrax) was the last movie, but The African Queen was the last movie I watched all the way through

Currently reading:

Salem Falls by Jodie Picoult, also Vanishing Acts by Jodi Picoult

Currently watching:

Family Guy, Archer, Breaking Bad, Malcolm in the Middle, Forensic Files

Currently consuming:

Starbird Chicken sandwich

Currently craving:

Nothing, I'm full, lol, but I guess Babybel cheese (sharp original flavor)

Tagging: @thief-and-dragonfly @lt-sarai @fivexelevenshipper @thail @textualselection if you want to participate :)

[badideainaglass]

Oh My GOD! I can't believe it! That video has nearly 9000 notes and somehow you found a comment that I wrote in my tags and used it in another video? Please excuse me while I fangirl a tiny bit (read: a substantial amount). I hope you're having a really fantastic day because you just made my entire week! *many hugs*

(whispers like a weirdo) I see everything.

Seriously though. That comment made me laugh so freaking hard. 

[potterm-alfoy]

Titanic. Get it? It's a ship! *giggles behind hand* But seriously, Draco/Blaise

hahaha you’re so cute! :D

when or if I started shipping it.

I don’t really ship it, but I do hardcore ship their friendship. Like, real bros. DOES THAT COUNT.

my thoughts:

Because they’re them, they’re going to have really funny, witty banter. All the time. Damn, I love Slytherins.

What makes me happy about them:

Well, speaking from my deluded imagination, I’d think that Blaise is Draco’s best friend and they understand each other really well. They wouldn’t take each other’s bullshit. 

What makes me sad about them:

There wasn’t anything in canon. Sigh. 

things done in fanfic that annoys me:

I haven’t read Draco/Blaise, but I’d imagine it might be lack of Slytherin-ness. Or over-the-top Slytherin-ness… It’s a thin line. 

things I look for in fanfic:

I’d probably look for the banter, tbh. 

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: 

DRACO WITH HARRY OK. And I always liked Blaise with Pansy because idk I just do. But I don’t really mind for Blaise, as long as his partner can handle all that sass I imagine he has. 

My happily ever after for them:

Best friends giving each other hell for the rest of their lives.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity:

Making fun of Gryffindors. Obviously. ;)

[secretstream]

AH!

Rule 1: Always post the rules. Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones. Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post. Rule 4: Actually tell people you’ve tagged them!

ihartoyou asked: 

1. Would you rather live in an under the sea city or a floating city at 30,000 ft for the rest of your life? Why? Under the sea because im extremely scared of heights, plus then ill get to chill with mermaids sometimes.

2. Have to fight in the Hunger Games or against Lord Voldemort’s army? Against Voldy, cause then i'd be a wizard and have a better chance of winning. 

3. If you had sleep with this person, would you rather they had Hitlers head and your dream person’s body or Hitlers body and your dream persons head? (they would be speaking throughout the entire thing) Ugh, i'd rather have hitlers body and an awesome head/voice. 

4. Would you rather liver without bread or cake? D: THIS IS TERRIBLE! But, without cake cause i eat bread almost daily and hardly eat cake sooo.

5. If you could be a celebrity for a month, who would you be and why? I think i would be Miley Cyrus, so i could twerk on everyone and lick everything and also be a sexy motherfucker.

6. Having to wear summer clothes in winter, or winter clothes in summer? I live in Canada, so i would never want to wear summer clothes in winter. I'd rather wear jeans and sweaters in the summer!

7. Apple or Android? Why? Android. Because its all i know! Plus its not a million dollars.

8. You got to go out with any superhero, who would they be and why? Like, as my boyfriend/girlfriend or just on a date? either way, i have no idea XD

9.  Live in the past a 500 years ago, or live in the future 500 years ahead? Future because i dont think id want to be living in a world where there is hardcore racists and stuff. 

10. If you had the chance to have your dream job, what would it be and why? Well, it would be a social worker. And im already on the road to that!

11. You are reincarnated into something (an object or an animal) what would you like to be reincarnated into? A sloth cause then i wouldnt have to do ANYTHING ever.

MY Q's FOR YOU TO A

Have you ever eaten a crayon?

Worst injury you've ever had?

What do you want to know about the future?

What is in your fridge?

Favorite foot?

What was the last book you read?

Do you have any stickers on your computer?

Pizza toppings?

What is your OTP?

What is your current obsession?

So you have siblings?

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[camillekaze]

Once you get this you must share five random facts about yourself and pass it on to your ten favourite followers :)

Oh wow, thank you for thinking of me!  You're one of my favorites! I've done this but let's see if I can't find five more facts.

I have been drawing since I was age 3

But I've only been drawing digitally for about 8 months now? (wow seems longer)

Because I had a HUGE aversion to digital media and arts (which was pretty snobby of me but I was a fine arts major, focusing on painting and the crowd I was in was kind of the same way.  Peer pressure man)

But I found that I actually really enjoyed graphic design and it's one of my favorite things to do now (and actually where I get most of my business)

And an unconnected one, I did ballet and tap dancing as a kid (and now I am the least graceful thing on the planet)

[mymundanematters]

Motel California

I am already soooooo excited for the next episode of Teen Wolf, "motel California"! The amount of excitement I have is a little ridiculous....

I just...ghjgfdslkjfhoadudsodokldjfdsasd

Teen wolf actually makes me look forward to mondays, who would have though?

[erectionsandtea]

100 Questions

Tagged by @mileven-and-contemplation (you gave me something to do today)

1. What is your nickname? Maddy is my nickname :P

2. How old are you? Too fucking old, okay

3. What is your birth month? August

4. What is your zodiac sign? Leo

5. What is your favorite color? Blue, any shade :)

6. What’s your lucky number? 13, lol

7. Do you have any pets? 5 mollys (1 adult and 4 babies), 6 tetras, and a black mystery snail (all freshwater fishies and creatures) :D

8. Where are you from? ‘Murica

9. How tall are you? Like 5′7″ or so ?

10. What shoe size are you? 9 1/2 ? Give or take

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? A box-full, maybe...10 pairs if we’re including slippers? Dude, I’m not sure of anything, half of my answers will end in question marks :P

12. Are you random? You tell me

13. Last person you texted? The bf :3

14. Are you psychic in any way?

15. Last TV show watched? Currently rewatching American Dad, last show not rewatched though..the new season of Archer

16. Favorite movie? 12 Angry Men (and then How to Train Your Dragon)

17. Favorite show from your childhood? Depends on what constitutes “childhood”, but I’m gonna say The Simpsons and Futurama (basically Matt Groening was my childhood)

18. Do you want children? Idk, maybe someday

19. Do you want a church wedding? Sure, if I get married, but the church has to be by a beach

20. What is your religion? I identify as neo-Pagan

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Once when 5 year-old me thought I broke my arm, and another time to the psych ward

22. Have you ever gotten in trouble with the law? Uhhh, I walked to the library once when I was like 10 without telling my parents, and a policeman picked me up, does that count?

23. How is life? A bitch, but sometimes a nice bitch, sooo basically normal

24. Baths or showers? Showers

25. What color socks are you wearing? I’m not wearing socks

26. Have you ever been famous? Briefly among Supernatural fans, when I wrote and performed this during the 2013 Mishapocalypse, I mean that’s the closest I’ve ever been (and probably ever will be)

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? I used to think so, but imagine the anxiety, fuck no

28. What type of music do you like? Literally a little bit of everything, at least one song in every genre (but mainly I’m stuck on ‘80s jams)

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Not yet, lol

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? Four

31. What position do you usually sleep in? On my side or on my stomach

32. How big is your house? One story

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? I’d rather get extra sleep in the morning

34. Have you ever left the country? No, but that time is coming, soon I’ll have been all over the world!

35. Have you ever tried archery? Yes! Every year at summer camp for like...6-8 years? I was pretty decent, too.

36. Do you like anyone? My boyfriend and Anna Kendrick

37. Favorite swear word? FUCK

38. When do you fall asleep? After lying in bed for like, an hour

39. Do you have any scars? Yes, and let’s leave it at that

40. Sexual orientation? If I like you, I like you

41. Are you a good liar? Fuck no

42. What languages would you like to learn? I’d like to get better at ASL, and then I’d like to learn German (but I’m absolute CRAP at languages)

43. Top 10 songs? The only two that matter are Hooked On a Feeling by Blue Swede and Footloose by Kenny Loggins

44. Do you like your country?

45. Do you have friends on the web? Yeah

46. What is your personality type? The type that people eventually get sick of and leave

47. Hogwarts house? ‘Puff pride, bitch

48. Can you curl your tongue? Noooope

49. Pick one fictional character you can relate to?

50. Left or right handed? Right

51. Are you scared of spiders? Definitely not fond of them

52. Favorite food? Cheese, and then potatoes (especially cheesy potatoes!)

53. Favorite foreign food? Idk man, I just like food, I’m discovering new amazing stuff all the time

54. Are you a clean or messy person? I want to be clean but I’m too lazy and messy

55. If you could switch your gender for a day, what would you do? Be the sassiest, most fashionable, and most adorable drunk gay boy in the club (so basically be Eddie Kaspbrak)

56. What color underwear? Uhhh...commando?

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 20 minutes if I actually care, 5 if I don’t

58. Do you have much of an ego? As a Leo, you’d think so, but the truth is, NOPE

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Suck first, then bite

60. Do you talk to yourself? Who doesn’t do this at some point?

61. Do you sing to yourself? Yesss

62. Are you a good singer? I like to think so, I know I’m not terrible

63. Biggest fears? Being alone

64. Are you a gossip? Not really..?

65. Are you a grammar Nazi? I wouldn’t be if people knew how to spell and use proper punctuation, etc.

66. Do you have long or short hair? Short on one side, shorter on the other :P

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? No, I always forget at least one

68. Favorite school subject? Choir :P (until college, then my favorite class was psychology)

69. Extrovert or introvert? An extroverted introvert

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Yes, I took classes a year-and-a-half ago and we went to Monterey bay!

71. What makes you nervous? The better question is what doesn’t make me nervous?

72. Are you scared of the dark? ...yes. Sometimes.

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? I try to

74. Are you ticklish? Everywhere.

75. Have you ever started a rumor? Nope

76. Have you ever been our of your home country? Not yet, but soon

77. Have you ever drank underage? Yep, started trying things when I was 13

78. Have you ever done drugs? Yup

79. What do you fantasize about? My ships

80. How many piercings do you have? 6 lobe (3 in each ear), 2 helix (in my left ear), 1 tragus (in my right ear), and 1 nose piercing (next I’m planning to get a daith piercing, idk which side yet) (here is a chart for anyone who does not know the ear terminology)

81. Can you roll your R’s? I’ve done it 3 times in my life, all 3 were luck

82. How fast can you type? Super fucking fast, bro (and without looking at the keyboard)

83. How fast can you run? I haven’t’ run for like, 4 years, idk, but my best mile time was around 8 minutes in high school :P

84. What color is your hair? You tell me, I think it’s brown, but sometimes it looks different, like dirty blonde..?

85. What color are your eyes? Hazel :)

86. What are you allergic to? Probably dust or pollen, and my mom thinks I was allergic to our cat, but that was never looked into

87. Do you keep a journal? Tried, could never keep it up

88. Are you depressed about anything? EDIT: okay, mildly depressed, idk about what, I wish I did, but oh well, life fucking sucks that way

89. Do you like your age? ????

90. What makes you angry? Stupid drivers and people who are assholes to customer service workers

91. Do you like your own name? Uhh, it’s unique, so yeah I guess

92. Did you ever get a foreign object up your nose? Yeah, I once put a tiny plastic decorative berry up there just to see if I could, and it got stuck but I was able to get it out just before I had to go onstage for a play I was in :P

93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? One of each!

94. What talents do you have? If being mediocre at things still counts as talent, then I guess I can sing, play guitar, ukulele, and piano/keyboard, crochet, knit, rap, and write...but meh, I’m basically an expert amateur

95. Sun or moon?

96. How did you get your name? My parents wanted something unique, and they thought this name was elegant

97. Are you religious? Not at all

98. Have you ever been to a therapist? Yep, still seeing one now and planning on continuing in the future

99. Color of your bedspread? The one on my bed right now is red, but I also have a blue and an orange

100. Color of your room? White, but covered in posters and things

Idk who to tag, but if you want to do this, please do it, feel free! :D

Except for @killian-morelike-killingme and @textualselection, because I just feel like it xD

[mindhand]

3,7,9,12,16,28,29,30

3: A song that reminds you of summertime

you turn clear in the sun - telekinesis

7: A song to drive to

rolling blackouts - the go! team

9: A song that makes you happy

modern love - david bowie

12: A song from your preteen years

DARE by gorillaz

16: One of your favorite classical songs

i don’t listen to classical music very often unfortunately!

28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love

pray for me - laura marling

periphery - fiona apple

29: A song that you remember from your childhood

ticket to ride - the beatles

30: A song that reminds you of yourself

left alone - fiona apple

i feel it all - feist

[alissamarietart]

HELLO PRETTY! HAPPY 50TH ANNIVERSARY, YOU GORGEOUS THING! *WHOVIAN HIGH FIVE* (IT'S LIKE A REGULAR HIGH FIVE BUT MORE SONIC)

AHHHHHH THANK YOU!!!!

HAPPY 50TH TO YOU TOO!!!! :D

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