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Hello! I’m a trans nonbinary artist, opening up commissions for a bit while I look for a job! I’m open to most things, so please feel free to ask questions! Slots are now first come, first serve!
I'm not extremely experienced with fully shaded pieces, so we can always discuss prices ^^; !
All information is below the cut or right here on my carrd, where there are more examples! Please check my art tag (#shits and doodles) if you’d like to see more as well!
Please rb if you can’t buy! I’d really appreciate it!
Rules/TOS | Commission Prices | Queue | Art Tag | Twitter
Terms of Service
Please keep in mind that my art is a bit inconsistent and always changing since I'm still figuring out my style/still learning!
I have the right to refuse any order if I do not feel comfortable drawing it or feel as though I can not give you the product you desire
Payment is upfront, however, if there is a queue, you may pay when your slot is closer!
I will only start your commission after payment!
ONLY YOU or I can use YOUR commission. You are not allowed to use anyone else's without mine or the commissioners' consent.
You are NOT allowed to use your commission for commercial purposes unless we speak of this beforehand nor sell/redistribute my art work (using it as an icon/pfp/header/etc is more than ok!)
Please do not color over or alter my art (making aesthetic edits for yourself is ok!)
I will make up to 3 minor adjustments to your piece, after I may charge $1+ depending on the change
Commissions may take up to a month depending on the queue and may be subject to change depending on personal life! Please do not hesitate to contact me if you'd like an update!
If i take longer than a month and would like a refund, please let me know!
Rules
I will only work if visual references are provided, this is to insure the best results for your piece!
Please feel free to provide a written description of their looks/characteristics/traits/ personality etc!
Have a general pose or theme/mood in mind, I do best when provided a visual of a pose.
I may post the commission on multiple platforms or use as examples in the future, if you are not comfortable with this please let me know in advance! Otherwise, if you'd like me to tag you please let know as well (i post on tumblr, instagram and twitter)
Will Draw
self ships
oc/canon
real people/portraits
humanoids (ex: horns, cat ears, etc are ok)
any fandom, just ask!
Will Not Draw
nsfw
minor/adult ships
ships of real people
anything political
mecha/armor/etc
non-human designs (not good at em, but pls ask if you're confused!)
furries (im not good at it ;; )
hazbin hotel/viziepop related things
camp camp
ships i do not feel comfortable with!
Contact / Payment
Payment is upfront, however if there is a queue, you may pay when your slot is closer!
Payment is through PayPal or CashApp.
Please dm me here (vanityloves), twitter (MURDOCWIFE), instagram (tf2chef) or my discord if we are close! OR email me at [email protected] (please provide your name and what tier you are interested in [ex: 2 colored lineart half bodies] )
if you have any questions and I'll get back to you as soon as possible! If you have me on any other medias, feel free to message me there as well!
Queue
https://tf2chef.carrd.co/#queue
#commissions open#shits and doodles#commission boost#commission prices#commissions#rbs are appreciated!#self insert#oc#self ship#ok to rb
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"I'm pregnant."

"You... you..y-you're what?"
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↝
My character is dead and yours is playing with a ouija board. Send me a "↝" for the short phrase my character would guide your character’s hands to spell.
I can touch your butt and you can't do anything now.
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Two Mourn The Wicked!
the-doctors-future-companion
tf2chef
"Well, well, well. Looks like I got some visitors."

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Closed RP Hungerforsafety + Tf2-chef
Clementine frowned a bit, looking down at her sandals. Boy, it's been a while sonce she has been alone. She sighed, suddenly noticing somebody not to far off, she squinted her eyes. Was it a walker or a person? She decided to approach from behind, and realizing she didn't hear any moans or that the person was shuffling around mindlessly, Clementine, behind the brush, called out, "Hey, you're not a walker!"
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"My, oh my, there are suddenly more! And there are many things to be had in store. What's your name?"
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more on that thing with the Qarnival- just two older who look exaQtly the same walking around exQept one has a balloon hat and Qotton Qandy and his eyes are huge and hes p muQh hanging off the other one. even though they both kill people this is really fuQking Qute
Hdufufjvhidi Yeeeessss I just don't know why but these two are adorable together - terrible: but adorable. One of my favorite things about D is he is DECEPTIVELY a-fucking-dorable but then he does these HORRIBLE things so ppl would see them both and probably think he's the nice one...and then if they got too close and fit his type *cough* Emily*cough* he'd end up slitting their throat in the middle of a pleasant outing lol. But yeah he just is all swept up in Ali because he gives him stuff and let's him play with his insides XD
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+ tf2chef
+ greeneyedbrutal
+ derelictsoldier
"M'not interested in talkin' unless you happen to have a package."
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tf2-chef | Have a moment | Closed RP
DJ flew not to far where the women was as he had to search in his thoughts of what her name was. It was said many times many many time. It just didn't seem to think once she stopped on her bike the dark winter spirit decided it would be better to have some fun and make a little fun. Landing on something he waited a few minutes before he threw a snowball at her to catch her attention. "Hey, what you doing all the way out here?" he asked her a smirk across his face as he leaned on his staff.
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+ bavarianbiologist
+ tf2chef
"Well, well, well! Look at what the Manns dragged in! So, how can I help ya? You gotta job for me or something? Need someone to invade your enemy's mind? Want to give up your soul to the Mindscape?"
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tf2chef replied to your post: Chef looked over to the sleeping pooka, blinking. She stifled a chuckle and got up, walking over to bunny. She sat down next to his head, petting his ears. She stifled a giggle and leaned over, fake-moaning his name a few times and bitting her knuckle when she felt a laugh coming on.
A small yelp escaped the girl as she was dragged into the bed, she chuckled softly, wrapping her arms around the pooka. “I’m shaking in my boots.” She murmured.
"Ya should be." He chuckled and pushed himself over her and leaned in to nuzzle her neck playfully. "Revenge is best served cold." He grinned.
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Wade blinked, mercenaries notice things, yanno? He never thought he’d notice that though. He blinked again. “Hi, I’m glad to finally meet you?” He tried. A soulmate? What in the actual word? Wait that meant he could never be with Bea again! NO!
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"Oi there!"
The beaver splice waved to the approacher.
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+tf2chef
You know what a guy like me could use? A sandwich.
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TAG: Tf2-Chef
Friedrich didn’t WANT to starve himself, but the truth of the matter was, he always found something else to do with his time than to waste it making himself dinner. He never came to the mess hall during mealtime, and he hardly ever showed his face outside his office except when the Administration expected him to fight. When the hunger pains had gotten too unbearable to work properly, he knew getting something to eat was long overdue. As he stood from his desk, Friedrich had to repeatedly convince himself that his work wasn’t going anywhere, and he could get back to it when he was done. He made his way quietly to the kitchen, hoping no one would be there.
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Visitors
tf2-chef
Oh. Great. Just. What. I. WANTED.
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