#crack stuff

[saiyanandproud]

@asurastro from X

"... What's wrong with penny candies?"

"Anyways, no. It just didn't last past a stupid comment on my armor."

[fanficwritingcentral]

All I can imagine rn is Q giving Bond weapons and gadgets from the same hiding places that Agent Smart would find Agent 13 in.

Like Q just looking up at Bond and handing him a gun from an open tile piece in a wall

[annabelle-creart]

Hi

Because I was doing this other something (multiverse storm) I didn’t told you but I had this weird dream last night about a girl that was actually an animal that became human and explored the human world and even met this guy (the guy fell in love with the girl but she didn’t) and the friend of the guy knew something was off because the girl and her friends were kind of… curious (let’s remember the world is like…. A victorian? Like in Little Women or Pride and Prejudice? No, maybe earlier… yes, something like earlier)

The weird thing that got my attention was that when the girl and her friends (all were human) wanted to get back to their home and became animals again (because the world wasn’t that cool and the girl wanted to go back to the valley), they didn’t, not all of them, only two of the group managed to became animals again, and when they came back, the creatures at the valley were all becoming human, and they couldn’t get too far from a magic-haunted abandoned house that connected with a river, the girl and her friends for some reason were on that river or near, and three of the group saw something weird and separated, but something like a force got the, into the river, like, they were on a high rock and the river pulled them, two of them fell on the river but the oldest guy of the group, who was a giraffe, fell hard and hit his head and well… he died :v

When they got even closer, the group noticed everyone was converting on humans, including a griffin that was helped by a unicorn, both really slowly but noticeable were also becoming humans, even someone that was before an owl got out of the haunted house because their nest was there and the owlets were becoming humans too and in any moment they could fell because of the weight, by that moment, the guy the girl met before ran after her because didn’t wanted to separate when they noticed the weird situation, nonetheless the guy wanted to help and did as much to do so, then, the dream ended because I woke up

Wanting to establish an ending, I can say that they indeed saved the place and the animals became animals again and everything was okay :D

But it’s sincerely one of the most weirdest dreams I ever had

Now, talking about the characters because I want to gave them names

Rock - Ingrid, a young mole, half-blind but kind-hearted, she’s a sweetie but because of it she’s almost eaten by a wolf that lived nearby, but survived thanks to her giraffe friend. She couldn’t see the star but wished upon it and because of it, he and her friends were given the opportunity to become humans and explore the outside world, far away from the valley. But ended up being caught by a guy that just liked how beautiful she was and kept her and her friends with the power of money

Gilbert, human, rich, nobleman, he took Ingrid and her friends with him because he wanted to marry Ingrid by how beautiful she was, even giving her glasses for her poor vision and a new name, later finding out how good her heart was and decided she deserved more, now he wanted to marry her to take care of her with all that “she deserves”

Alfred, Gilbert’s friend, he knows his friend is damn stupid and only helps him because he’s also his butler and childhood friend

Rainy - August, the giraffe friend, he’s old and wise and despite he doesn’t know much of the human world, he met humans once, he doesn’t like them but he wanted to protect Rock and the group, his jokes are the worst but he cares, he’s the papa of the group (and he actually had a daughter who left at the valley, she’s an adult but still was really worried by her dad)

Cotton II - Collin, a hare, he’s a pain in the tail and an idiot but he still cares a lot, he can be a meanie but loves his friends and family, and went away with the team because he can’t find his wife, who abandoned him for a bigger hare (and he knows but don’t admit it)

Cloud - Angel, a dove with albinism saved by her family of owls because the other doves didn’t liked her for being pure white, she indeed acts like an owl despite being a dove and yes, she can eat meat, she got accomplished with time until she discovered seeds and insects were more easy to eat for her

The four animals became humans by pure magic, yes, but from who? I remember the griffin mentioned a witch, but I do not remember why they became humans, and the haunted house was really old, and I do not remember why humans, lots of things are almost non existing, but I liked what I saw, it was quite interesting, the invisible force had even the force to actually kill, what was happening? Why did everything happened? What was happening?? Why the animals of the valley could actually talk with humans when they’re still animals? Because Rainy met a human when he was just a kid, he talked, and the humans got scared, humans didn’t went to that valley because animals talked, and why the valley had magic even to have magical creatures?

What was all of that???

And I really want to know more, to, at least, connect the dots

If you have any idea or something, you would help me, but even if I wouldn’t do anything with the idea, I want to know what happened! I can’t just sleep another night without connecting the dots!

[tsukuharuko]

The thread with @whirling-fangs be like:

[thuganomxcs]

@eternalbxtterfly said: Elise vc:Doing 'it' is getting boring so i'm going to kiss you on the cheek hubby,bubby~.

━━   ❝   𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐧, 𝐲𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧' 𝐦𝐞 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐚?  ❞   A pout on his lips as he crosses his arms over his chest. “Wouldn’t say no t’ a smooch either though.”

[rebelliousfamily]

"Billy has a teddy bear."

[bisexualvader]

[firawren]

Mr. Bennet: Sure, I haven't taken care of my daughters' financial security, but have I at least taken care of their education? No. But have I taken care of their emotional needs? Also no. But have I been a good protector and supervisor? I'm afraid not. However, have I been a good example for my children of being a kind and respectful spouse, parent, and all around human being? No again. But through it all, have I nailed being funny? Yes. And isn't that the most important role of a father after all?

[autumnillustration]

"Perhaps a lesser-known gift of Kenobi's was his ability to listen."

(AU where post-banishment Ahsoka gets zapped back to TPM, strapped with a fundamental distrust of the Jedi, an apocalyptic vision of the future, and a mandate to help Anakin Skywalker. So, in all this, it's nice to have a confidant.)

edit: link to the fic

[aiza-luna]

"I Married Baldwin IV because it was fun"?!

THIS IS SO TRUE I LOVED IT HECK YEAH 💋✨

I made this for fun, so I hope y'all enjoy! 😊

[saiyanandproud]

She can sense a disturbance in the ki.

[egophiliac]

Final manifestations for Book 7?

I'm trying REALLY hard not to build up any solid expectations, because I wanna go in ~fresh~! they're already so far away from anything I thought would happen (not in a bad way, I'm just accepting that I'm on Miss Yana's Wild Ride at this point and we're seeing this thing through 'til the end, by gum). so it's nothing too major, but:

they've been handing new crying expressions out like candy lately, I want to see some delicious Malleus tears.

honestly I want everyone to cry buckets. their tears sustain me. the more Silver angst specifically I get the happier I am.

SILVER!!!! 👏 VANROUGE!!!! 👏

just let him have this. the poor boy's been through so much. let him have his big "I'm proud of you, son" moment with Lilia.

I'm 100% expecting Grim's arc (and probably whatever's going on with Crowley) to be its own episode, but a nice hook to leave us hanging on would be good!

a nice hook though, please, I don't think I can take another "Grim is attacking us! now wait eight months to find out what happens :)" cliffhanger...

some Meleanor? as a treat? just a little bit, a tiny quick flashback or something, please Twst I just, I just want to see her again. let her have a little ghost cameo like Dawnathan Knight got. Lilia and his kids are all having their big group hug or whatever and she can gently fade in to be all like

(turning asks off until I'm done playing, SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE Y'ALL)

[sirenetica]

I slithered here from Eden just to sit outside your door

DDVAU created by @xmaruu11 and @kitsuneisi

[skyrigel]

Daniel was asking the time when he would be skinned alive

[thuganomxcs]

@epitomees said : Chie’s gonna do it!! She’s gonna suplex him!!

━━   ❝   𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧'.  ❞   There’s that signature grin. “IF you actually catch me in ONE suplex I’ll give ya one free bowl for a whole week. But if you don’t manage t’ do it you’ll work as a type of barker for the week.”

[salt-bun]

Silly doodles just for fun!!