#tfp dratchrod

[cozzzynook]

TFP Dratchetrod idea

During a patrol that Ratchet had to attend since Wheeljack had damage his leg after getting into a scuffle with some cons Ratchet senses the presence of two familiar bots with his spark bond. After patching up the former wrecker the medic wanders through the forest allowing his bond to guide him, just as Ratchet is about to head back he suddenly hears a branch snap. Before the medic can turn around he is suddenly tackled into a bear hug by two very joyful speedsters.

Drift and Hot Rod spend a few moments peppering Ratchet with kisses and cuddles before heading back to the base. Optimus and Bee are a little shocked that they didn't realise the two speedsters were coming to earth but are thankful they arrived safely. The rest of the day is spent cuddling in a pile in Ratchet's hab while also catching up while Roddy tells Ratchet about his and Drift's space adventures.

😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹 this is so cute!!!

Ratchet deserves to be spoiled by his two loves!!

[crestncredence]

happy dratchrod month! saw there was an art prompt calendar and wanted to contribute with some cosplay photos we took ! 🚑🚗🏎️💨

drift is @/lova.cos on insta

rodimus is @poodlepincushion

photos by @/ashleyriversphotography on insta

[panboba]

I love polycules 💖💝💗

[mychlapci]

here's how tfp dratchrod can still win

[mecha-milkers]

I technically HAVE art to post,

but it's gonna be a 2010's black point edited sketch photo taken on my greasy iPhone camera-

so I'm gonna try to get off my ass and draw those hot, sexy vehicular virginity snatchers tomorrow (or maybe tomorrow tomorrow).

[chiefcatherder]

Future Fics

now that the end for 'cut it out and restart' is somewhere in sight (anywhere from 4 to 7ish chapters, i know what i want to cover just a matter of pacing and exact order) i am considering my goals for future fanfics, i have so many ideas so i need to learn to put them down better, i hope to get in to the habit of trying to write something at least once a week but we will see...

before i get any further and you wonder why the hell i am posting this; i guess i want feed back? which of the ideas excites you most? i am so waffley on what i want to do next a single person's enthusiasm may be what seals the deal for my next project.

I DO have a long fic idea for another dratchrod fic but i would need to re-read MTMTE to make it as convoluted as i hope to (it would be a total AU compered to the original plot that just borrows some large elements form the original to flesh out the story) so that's on the back burner

but in the mean time here is some ideas that i feel i would be able to finish if i put in the time (a lot of my other stuff is half baked or missing a major story arc to make it happen) i imagine whatever i settle on they would be interspersed with shorter fics if i can find the time to do it (￣▽￣)"

if you are a Hot Rod simp like me you will be in for a good time, if not; my condolences

Idea 1: Hot Rod is the younger of Optimus’ two protégés and generally considered the troublemaker of the two. With the Autobot Decepticon war now at full tilt Hot Rod is assigned a position of Captain aboard a fast patrol ship. Will this be the chance he had been hoping for to prove to Optimus that his mentor hadn’t wasted his time or will it be another failure in a long string of disappointments?

alternative summery of this fic would be: a series of unfortunate events. a lot of it deals with Hot Rod's daddy mentor issues, general self doubt, loneliness and learning about who he is, the ship would be g1 characterization of Ultra magnus/Hot Rod, not a slow burn but slow to happen due to when they finally meet in the story

idea 2: 8604 567ROD, Hot Rod to his friends, knows a Vehicon's lot in life is not an easy one so he never thought he would make it to the end of the war and never made any plans for it but now that it’s here what’s a cannon fodder trooper to do?

tfp AU i WILL make you care about vehicons or so help me! the ship would be a friends with benefits (? mostly idk it's complicated) arcee/hot rod and springer if i can wrangle him, decided to go the g1 fusion route instead of MTMTE as a treat ✨

Idea 3: By the time the rescue bots make it to griffin rock they are a reasonably solid team but how did they become one?

this would be a sort of slice of life for emergency rescue team that's learning to work together type of deal , it will give me a chance to use my fascination with industrial disasters 👍 no real ship but maybe hints of heatwave/chase

shorter fic ideas that might happen in between

idea 1: the direction the decepticons have been taking  have left Hot Rod discontent, maybe the autobot side will be more to his taste.  

(this is Hot Rod is a decepticon but switches sides story with a twist that will be revealed relatively early on, the main ship is g1 characterization of Ultra magnus/Hot Rod)

idea 2: another Hot Rod becomes a (field) medic during the war fic

this one would be episodic, i have at least 3 arcs that i would write as separate stories that are in the same AU no real ship for Hot Rod but some background stuff maybe, Ratchet is there, Drift will make an appearance if i make it that far

idea 3: the decepticons love competence and Soundwave is very competent.

the setting is a bit nebulous but it's basically somewhere near the start of the war Megatron and Starscream noticing Soundwave and his skills 👀 nothing happens romantically but there is tension and that it might lead to more is implied, could become episodic if i feel inspired

idea 4: Some time after the end of LL Drift's bounty hunter past unexpectedly caches up to him in a perhaps misguided attempt to keep his husband safe he embarks on a solo adventure to take care of things but there's one crucial point he forgot: Ratchet had been willing to cross the galaxy for him before they were even married and he sure as hell would do it again! But this time he is not alone.

self explanatory ;) Ratchet/Drift/Rodimus end game

feel free to leave feedback, questions, ask for clarifications and so on...

[anony-man]

Taking chubformers requests!

(Temporary hiatus after #300)

Send in a request for your preferred character and I'll write up a little drabble for them!

See below for finished drabbles and characters who have already been requested:

Characters previously written:

1. Sunstreaker (G1)

2. Megatron (TFP)

3. Swindle (TFA)

4. Starscream (G1)

5. Thundercracker (IDW)

6. Sky/Jetfire (G1)

7. First Aid (IDW)

8. Ironhide (G1)

9. Sideswipe (G1)

10. Bumblebee (TFA)

11. Prowl (IDW)

12. Shockwave (G1)

13. Galvatron (G1)

14. Bombshell (G1 - sfw)

15. Devastator (G1)

16. Rodimus (IDW)

17. Helex (IDW)

18. Sunstreaker (G1)

19. Megatron (G1)

20. Bravern

21. Bulkhead (TFA)

22. Optimus (G1)

23. Megatron (TFA)

24. Scrapper (G1)

25. Seaspray (G1)

26. Swindle (ES)

27. Long Haul (G1)

28. Megatron (TFP)

29. Soundwave (G1)

30. Dreadwing (TFP)

31. Starscream (TFP)

32. Blitzwing (TFA - fluffy)

33. Sunstorm (G1)

34. Wreck-Gar (TFA)

35. Minimus Ambus (IDW)

36. Ratchet (G1)

37. Rumble (G1)

38. Chase (RBA)

39. Springer (IDW)

40. Vortex (IDW)

41. Cliffjumper (G1 - mobility issues)

42. Bulkhead (TFA - stuckage)

43. Sentinel Prime (TFA)

44. Unicron (G1)

45. Bulkhead (TFP)

46. Galvatron (G1)

47. Ratchet (IDW)

48. Skyquake (TFP)

49. Bumblebee (G1)

50. Starscream & Windblade (IDW)

51. Ratchet (IDW)

52. Dratchrod (IDW)

53. Breakdown & Knock Out (TFP)

54. Knock Out (TFP)

55. Blurr (TFA)

56. Cyclonus (IDW)

57. Pharma (& First Aid - IDW)

58. Starscream (G1)

59. Megaratch (TFP)

60. Overlord (IDW)

61. Primus (G1)

62. Blitzwing (& Bee - TFA)

63. Misfire (IDW)

64. Windblade (& Starscream - IDW)

65. Kiloton (TF)

66. Megatron & Optimus (ES)

67. Rodimus & Velocity (IDW)

68. Dreadwing & Skyquake (TFP)

69. Smokescreen (TFP)

70. Blast Off & Onslaught (IDW)

71. Starscream & Wheeljack (IDW)

72. Tailgate & Cyclonus (IDW)

73. Rung (IDW)

74. Starscream (TFP)

75. Megatron (& Kiloton & Soundwave - G1)

76. Megatron (& Terminus - IDW)

77. Megatron & Soundwave (TFP)

78. Megatron & Soundwave (TFP)

79. Megatron (IDW)

80. Soundwave (TFP)

81. Skyfire & Cosmos (IDW)

82. Megatron (water inflation - TFP)

83. Pharma (& First Aid & Ambulon - IDW)

84. Brainstorm (IDW)

85. Pharma & Tarn (IDW)

86. Swoop (TFA)

87. Pharma (& First Aid & Ambulon - IDW)

88. Pharma (& Ratchet - IDW)

89. Fort Max (& Megatron - IDW)

90. First Aid (IDW)

91. Megatron (& Soundwave; Gladiators - TFP)

92. Megatron (Armada)

93. Overlord & Trepan (IDW)

94. Megatron (liquid inflation - TFP)

95. Sunstreaker (ovi - G1)

96. Swerve & Skids (IDW)

97. Sunder (& Froid - IDW)

98. Lockdown & Swindle (TFA)

99. Perceptor (IDW)

100. Drift (IDW)

101. Optimus (G1)

102. Cliffjumper (& Shockwave - G1)

103. Tailgate (IDW)

104. Brawl (& Onslaught - IDW)

105. Shockwave (stuckage - TFA)

106. Red Alert (IDW)

107. Ultra Magnus (G1)

108. Thunderclash (IDW)

109. Cyclonus & Tailgate (IDW)

110. Megatron & Soundwave (inflation - TFP)

111. Megatron & Soundwave (TFP)

112. Pharma (& First Aid & Ambulon; blueberry inflation - IDW)

113. Beachcomber & Perceptor (G1)

114. Smokescreen (G1)

115. Hound & Mirage (G1)

116. Bumblebee (& Cons - TFA)

117. Sky-Byte (RID)

118. Megatron (& Soundwave - TFP)

119. Brawl & Onslaught (IDW)

120. Red Alert (& Inferno - G1)

121. Pharma (& the DJD - IDW)

122. Starscream (TFA)

123. Megatron & Minimus (IDW)

124. Orion Pax (TF One)

125. Hound & Crosshairs (Bayverse)

126. Trailbreaker (& Hound & Mirage - G1)

127. Starscream (blueberry inflation - G1)

128. Megatron (Cyberverse)

129. Prowl (G1)

130. Sentinel Prime (& Airachnid - TF: One)

131. Arcee (G1)

132. Blitzwing (TFA)

133. Megatron & Megatron X (Cyberverse)

134. Megatron (& Soundwave & Optimus - TFP)

135. Soundwave (& Megatron - TFP)

136. Cosmos (Cyberverse)

137. Trailbreaker (& Hound & Mirage - G1)

138. Trailbreaker (liquid inflation - IDW)

139. Bumblebee (& Starscream - TFA)

140. Megatron (ES)

141. Fracture & Drift (RiD)

142. Megatron (& Soundwave & Kiloton - G1)

143. Sentinel Prime & Airachnid (TF: One)

144. Motormaster (G1)

145. Sentinel Prime & Airachnid (TF: One)

146. Brawl (& Combaticons - IDW)

147. Predaking (TFP)

148. Overlord & Trepan (IDW)

149. Starscream (ES)

150. D-16 (& Orion - TF: One)

151. Tracks (G1)

152. Megatron (ES)

153. Optimus & Elita (G1)

154. Whirl (& Rung - IDW)

155. Starscream (& trine - G1)

156. Megatron & Optimus (G1)

157. Elita & Optimus (TF: One)

158. Lightbright & Lodestar (IDW)

159. Skyfire (G1)

160. Pharma (& First Aid & Ambulon - IDW)

161. Brainstorm & Quark (IDW)

162. Lockdown & Prowl (TFA)

163. Shockwave & Blurr (TFA)

164. Blitzwing (tube feeding - TFA)

165. Blitzwing (air inflation - TFA)

166. Bulkhead (TFP)

167. Optimus & Megatron (G1)

168. Megatron & Optimus (liquid inflation - ES)

169. Pharma & Tarn (tube feeding - IDW)

170. Prowl & Optimus (G1)

171. Sentinel & Optimus (air inflation - TFA)

172. Rodimus Prime & Ultra Magnus (G1)

173. Pharma & Ratchet (IDW)

174. Bumblebee (helium inflation - RiD)

175. Rodimus (IDW)

176. Bumblebee (& Optimus; blueberry inflation - G1)

177. Cliffjumper (immobility - G1)

178. Soundwave (immobility - TFP)

179. Rodimus (mechpreg - IDW)

180. Tarantulas (BW)

181. Starscream (& Trine - G1)

182. Bumblebee & Grimlock (RiD)

183. Megatron & Soundwave (TFP)

184. Ratchet & Drift (IDW)

185. Breakdown & Knock Out (G1/TFP)

186. Sideswipe (& Bumblebee - RiD)

187. Chromedome & Rewind (IDW)

188. Orion Pax & D-16 (burping - TF: One)

189. Dinobot (BW)

190. Megatron & Optimus (G1)

191. Megatron & Optimus (G1)

192. Overlord (IDW)

193. First Aid & Vortex (IDW)

194. Decepticons (G1)

195. Starscream (lactation - G1)

196. Bulkhead (& Autobots - TFA)

197. Megatron & Kiloton (G1)

198. Prowl & Optimus (G1)

199. Bumblebee & Optimus (mechpreg - G1)

200. Arcee (ES)

201. Megatron & Optimus (mechpreg - TFA)

202. Megatron & Starscream (G1)

203. Tarantulas & Nightshade (ES)

204. Chromedome & Rewind (IDW)

205. Orion Pax & D-16 (TF: One)

206. Shockwave (& Megatron - G1)

207. Wreak-Gar/Wreck-Gar (G1)

208. Soundwave (G1)

209. Optimus (& Bumblebee - G1)

210. Prowl & Ratchet (TFA)

211. Autobots & Decepticons (G1)

212. Warpath (G1)

213. Jhiaxus (G2)

214. Starscream (Armada)

215. Cliffjumper & Ratchet (G1)

216. Prowl & Optimus (TFA)

217. Rodimus & Ultra Magnus (G1)

218. Prowl (& Bumblebee & Bulkhead - TFA)

219. Soundwave & Shockwave (G1)

220. Starscream (TFA)

221. Overlord (SG)

222. Starscream & Predaking (TFP)

223. Bulkhead & Bumblebee (TFA)

224. Pharma (& Ratchet - IDW)

225. Starscream & Optimus & Megatron (G1)

226. Tarn & Overlord (IDW)

227. Ratchet & Human (TFA)

228. Starscream (TF: One)

229. Ratchet & Pharma (TFA)

230. Overlord & Trepan (IDW)

231. Prima (& Megatronus - TF: One)

232. Jazz & Prowl (IDW)

233. Jazz & Prowl (G1)

234. Optimus (TFP)

235. Chromia & Elita (G1)

236. Skyfire & Starscream (G1)

237. Sentinel & Human (TFA)

238. Bumblebee & Optimus (mechpreg - G1)

239. Megatron & Professor Sumdac (TFA)

240. Sky Lynx (G1)

241. Drift (& Sideswipe & Minicons - RiD)

242. Starscream (TFP)

243. Blitzwing & Bumblebee (TFA)

Characters requested:

1. Starscream & Jetfire (TFA)

2. Optimus (G1)

3. Megatron (immobility - TFP)

4. Skids (IDW)

5. Blurr (& Longarm - TFA)

6. Megatron (& Optimus - ES)

7. Megatron (IDW)

8. Bumblebee (& Team - RiD)

9. Swerve (& Minimus - IDW)

10. Skyfire & Starscream (G1)

11. Wing (IDW)

12. Motormaster (& Stunticons; IBS - G1)

13. Overlord & Sparkling (IDW)

14. Megatron & Optimus (TF Go! Go!)

15. Optimus & Ratchet (TFP)

16. First Aid (IDW)

17. Optimus & Bumblebee (G1)

18. Bumblebee & Starscream (IDW)

19. Tarn (IDW)

20. Whirl & Reader (blueberry inflation - IDW)

21. Optimus (& Decepticons - G1)

22. Ratchet & Human (liquid inflation - IDW)

23. Orion Pax & D-16 (TF: One)

24. Shockwave & Human (blueberry inflation - G1)

[daddymus-mamatron]

https://www.tumblr.com/daddymus-mamatron/766645718208348160 Could you share some of your rarepairs? I kinda want to dive into rarepair hcs.

Most of my 'rairepairs' are poly OT3 or OT4/5

TFP: SSKOBD / SSWaveKOBD / SSWaveWaveKOBD

TFES/G1: MegOPLita / MegaStarOP / OPTrine / SkyStarOPTrine /SkyStarTrine / SoundStarTrine / StarWaveWaveTrine

BW: DoopTrap (why fight between Dinotrap [Dinorat?!?! sometimes I can't tell with all the silly names, what happened to 1/2 or 1X2 !?!! ANYWAY] and DOOP?? Dinobot has TWO HANDS) and you know what DoopTrapNox while I'm at it / QueenFerno (that's one of the non-poly rarest in the list so far with 16ish fics)

TF1: Startronus / Tentinel / SenTronus / StarWaveWaveTronus

IDW: StarWheel / MegaRodMag / Dratchrod / Dratchma / Whirlambaid

but you wanna know my trues rairepair?? With a grand total of ONE (1) fic I present to you:

YOU DID NOT SEE THAT COMING EH?!?!

anyway, send me asks about those pairings to hear my insane rambling about them

[bumblebee-is-best-boi]

I just realized i needed to make a list about what ships are going to be in TFFL and which will not be in TFFL. Cause i did changes which would make some popular ships not work.

Warning: if any of them are not what you like, id advise you not read it. Im trying to be as cool as i can with this but just in case:

Which ships will be in TFFL:

OpRatch (I love this ship so fucking much, my OTP)

Blitzbee (same, my OTP forever)

MegOp (past lovers, divorce arc)

Starfire/Skystar/Jetstar (that last one im confused on)

KOBD (i love them both and later on theyll have Wildbreak)

Cannon Wavewave but Soundwave trying to pull megs in to get over his divorce (poly)

Cygate (idk if theyre gonna be in TFFL)

chromedome/rewind (idk if theyre gonna be in TFFL)

Ok... now ships that will NOT be in TFFL (most of these i do like but theyre not fitting in TFFL):

Dratchrod (A: im not shipping Dratchet here. B: Ratchet is Rodimus's caretaker here)

Dratchet (Sorry im using OpRatch here)

MegRod (Im making Rodimus younger than canon here, so Rodimus is too young for this ship here)

Bulkbee (I just see them as friends, also theyre Amicas in TFFL (thank you that one person who made them as Amicas))

Prowlbee (sorry, but a: i dont even know what continuity Prowl im using and b: i like Blitzbee better ;v;)

WheelRatch (im sorry but a: probably not going to use TFP Wheeljack so much for creating his TFFL self, and B: Ratchet is conjunxed with Optimus)

This post may be a bit much, but the thing is i just want to tell people what im doing before actually churning out stuff, especially since i aged down Rodimus a bit for this. I have irrational fears about ship wars and such stuff.

[liaswritesrobots]

How about 11, 12, and 19 for the ask meme pls? Love your blog and writing!!

(Thank you!! 😄)

This might be another long one idk, I'm more into self ship really 🤷🏻‍♂️

11. Favorite ships

TFA: Blackarachnia/Optimus, Sentinel/Elita/Optimus, Jazz/Prowl, Bee/Bulkhead, MegOp, Bee/Blurr

TFP: Bulkhead/Wheeljack, KOBD, Predaking/Dreadwing, Optimus/Ultra Magnus, Starscream/Knock Out

RID15: Drift/Grimlock, Bee/Grimlock, Sideswipe/Windblade, Drift/Bee, Strongarm/Windblade

IDW: Dratchrod, DriftRod, Dratchet, Cygate, Cywhirlgate, CDRW (idk much about either of them but they are an adorable couple), Prowl/Constructicons, Lugnode, Thunderclash/Rodimus, Rodimus/Roller, Rodimus/Ultra Magnus, Rodimus/Starscream, Rodimus/Swerve, Red Alert/Fort Max/Cerebros, Thundercracker/Marissa Fairborne, Swerve/Skids, Rung/Skids, Rung/Nightbeat, Nautica/Velocity, Perceptor/Brianstorm, Brainstorm/Whirl, Starscream/Skyfire

Cyberverse: Bumblbee/Hot Rod/Cheetor, Bumblebee/Hot Rod, Megatron/Dead End, Optimus Prime/Tarn, Clobber/Lockdown, Hot Rod/Soundwave, Grimlock/Arcee

12. Least Favorite ships

Megatron/Starscream, Starscream/Windblade, Tarn/Pharma, Megatron/Rodimus,

19. A character you love that no one else does

TFA: FUCKIN SWOOP AND SCRAPPER NO ONE POSTS ABOUT THOSE HIMBOS!!!

TFP: Airachnid I guess? I know she's not a very popular character, but she still has some fans.

IDW: Fuxkin ... Tesarus and Helex get overshadowed by the rest of the djd especially bitchface Tarn and I'm very disappointed and tired of it because they're big and sexy and have extra arms that shits hot! Also Deathsaurus needs more love, motherfucker has 4 eyes and wings and NO ONE is thirsting over him??? Sunder is gaining a little more popularity it seems but he still doesn't have much for him either. Also Overlord because I have shit taste in men.

RID15: I don't really know whose liked and whose not for this show but I'm gonna say Razorpaw since I never see anything for him.

Cyberverse: Wheeljack. People like him but they hate his design but I think it's nice and very dad like, he's gonna take me out for ice cream after I ace a test and then we're gonna throw a football around in the yard after we get home. Also Bludgeon he's hot.

[cozzzynook]

IDW Drift and Rodimus accidentally travel to TFP universe due to quantum engine shenanigans. TFP Ratchet is grumbling but secretly flustered because his two speedster boyfriends from another universe just wouldn’t stop pampering him.

They miss their grumpy cute medic boyfriend

[cozzzynook]

And what if Rodimus had a family and was sparked by his conjunxs Soundwave and Megatron. What if Drift and Ratchet find the photos of them together long before the war with all of them wearing ceremonial conjunx garb looking so happy with Soundwaves actual face.

They discover why Rodimus loves four optics because Soundwave has four optics.

What if they learn Rodimus loves purple and gray because Megatron and Soundwave are those colors.

What if they learn the jewels on the sparkling he holds are jewels of the spark that a creator bestows on their creation.

What if they see a photo of Rodimus heavily sparked in the tanks wearing those jewels on his tanks and hips while Megatron and Soundwave hold his tanks with their sparkling happily waving at the camera in Rodimus’s arms on top of his massive tank while Megatron and Soundwavw smile.

What if they find sparkling decease certificates that begin the story of how Megatron fell to madness and Soundwave became the cold sparkeater like figure he is now known to be. This is why Rodimus was found an almost empty shell and didn’t become a functioning bot until Nyon was threatened.

The last piece he had left of his sparklings and the memories of his conjunxs when they were happy.

What then?

And what if I tell you Rodimus never told a single soul any of this and kept it locked away because it was far far too painful and Drift and Ratchet have been slowly initiating courting him for a long long time and now they understand why its taken so long and he has a distant guard up.

Rodimus once had everything and because of the functionalists it’s all gone.

What do they do now?

[mychlapci]

Who are your top 10 transformers you’d like to get pregnant

I will be honest with you. I think I'm too horny to remember 10 transformers at once. but I'll try.

No.1 is Optimus, easy. my first tf show was tfp and after watching about ten episodes i went to school (and this was still the last year of high school…) and i went to my friend and i said, I need a fanfiction where Optimus Prime is pregnant. And then she sent me some. My first fantasies were those of him getting knocked up by Megatron and having to hide it from the rest of the team in shame…

No.2, Megatron. This is obviously the right choice. I have a whole weird thing about, like, a big strong warrior getting pregnant and not only keeping his respect amongst his troops but increasing it also. It's so hot to me. 

3, 4, 5 is a three person combo! yes, baby, dratchrod is where it’s at. I like them in a genuine, honest, non-horny way, and I like them even more in a very gross, very lewd, horny way. I need Drift PREGNANT. I need Ratchet PREGNANT. I need Rodimus PREGNANT. i could say more, but my blog is an homage to dratchrod pregnancy dude. Of course any version of them from any continuity (though Drift doesn’t really have many versions...) are not safe from my pregnancy beam.

6. this is a little guilty pleasure of mine but. Elita-1. I need her pregnant… in a woman-respecting way, of course. In the same vein as Megatron, I need her to be respected as a warrior for her big swollen belly. 

no. 7 is Starscream. He was also one of the first bots I'd wanted to impregnate back when I got here, and though my desire to get him pregnant had diminished a little, it never truly left.

no. 8 RUNG. Primus is the life-giver. Old and fertile as fuck. Need i say more?

no. 9 is, and I am disappointed a little for putting him so low, but it’s Bulkhead. I was sitting on the streets of Seattle with a sign that read “I need a fat bitch” and Bulkhead was who I’ve been given. I loved tfp Bulkhead. He was surprisingly parental and it made me kind of horny.

no. 10. Airachnid. Black Arachnia. or whatever you wanna call her, , whichever version. Maybe it’s because I'm in an insecticon mood, maybe it’s nostalgia for my childhood crush on beast machines Black Arachnia, but I need me an insecticon mommy.