#tfp textposts

[magic-ace]

Knock Out Transformers 🤝 Paintbrush Inanimate Insanity

Targeted by mischaracterization from their respective fandoms in order to make their behavior more "palatable" and "cute" (while, additionally, buying into queerphobic stereotypes)

[sniping-sharko]

okay so i know i insinuated i wouldn’t be doing much actual posting on this site in my description but apparently i’m already going very hard against that statement so i might as well make one of these for convenience in the future. complete text under the cut

hey, i'm sharko. he/they/it/ve. 20+, pan. diagnosed audhd, undiagnosed lethal amounts of swag. still figuring stuff out but as of now i'm fairly sure that i'm a guy who likes men lots and lots. i have a tendency to be very blunt and somewhat aggressive, so if i say something properly out of line at all please let me know. i won’t be posting outright wank material on here but occasionally may post suggestive/nsft content from time to time (tagged appropriately, i’m hoping)

mostly a blog for twiddling my fingers and snickering to myself abt my interests i have like 2 or 3 very intense interests right now but they're verrrrry very secretive i bet you totally won't be able to guess them at all. im very normal and quiet about them (lie)

art tag is #sharko’s stuff (link doesn’t work on app fsr) i mostly do sfm things but one day when i’m not terrible at drawing i might start posting something 2d every once in a while. quick note: nearly all reblogged posts will be queued bc i'm very mentally sound and healthy probably

character tags will usually have a prefix of the fandom they're from (e.g. "#tf2 soldier", "#tfp optimus prime"). ensemble cast posts for tf2 will be tagged "#whole team tag" and ensemble posts for tfp will be tagged with #team prime and/or #decepticons. tf2 shipnames will be straightforward portmanteaus w/ names in order of class numbers (e.g. #sniperspy and #soldierdemo) for consistency but tfp shipnames are just. whatever idk the most common one i find. "#actual game tag" for posts involving tf2 gameplay

original textposts will usually be tagged under "#it can talk" along with posts where i have anything of substance to say in the tags (with posts by other people that i consider befitting of the term textposts just tagged #textpost), resources and generally helpful things go under #useful, and other miscellaneous/non-fandom stuff goes under #sharkoposting. rbs are tagged #reblog and art i find will be tagged #art because i do not have the energy to be creative about the tagging of those, 3d stuff tagged appropriately (though if it isn't sfm, it'll probably just be #3d).

do not involve me in pro-ship or anti-ship discourse. i do not have a dni and don't plan to have one in future, but for both our sakes i do not want to talk about that. i don't give a flying fuck what other people ship, and i would highly appreciate if nobody attempted to argue with me about the ethics of mashing fictional characters' faces together like barbie dolls. thank you and have a good night tri-state area

[lesbianambulon]

help him

[some-tf-reblogs]

My funniest TF-related experience is that for many years i thought that Pharma was somebody's OC and then when i saw him in mtmte i was like "What?".

[sirgawainofgalifrey]

At an Autobot debriefing:

Ultra Magnus: Attention everyone. If we are going to be operating on Earth, we need to adhere to their rules

*pulls out a copy of I, Robot*

[akiradachi]

so im on the TFwiki for fairly depressing reasons and this paragraph took me the fuck out

[gomorysghost]

Magnus: What where you even thinking when you brought this human upon the battlefield?

Wheeljack: bold of you assume i was thinkin'

[wickerheart]

[ask-jetstreamf16]

textpost 2/?

[elite-guard-hardygal]

Hey. Hey. I know I’ve been super distracted by Danganronpa lately, so I just wanna say something...

I really love TFP Smokescreen

*giggles of someone who is way too tired*

[queerturnofphrase]

mofftiss be like we think everyone's been getting it wrong, holmes has a brother that's actually a sister who killed his childhood dog who was actually his childhood best friend

[some-tf-reblogs]

Transformers Prime Bulkhead KO/3rd party figure that i mentioned in my previous post.

It seems to not be made by APC Toys despite them showing some ptototypes earlier. Which is why i hadn't bought him yet since i want to know about plastic's quality before.

But overall he looks good & has cool accessories.

[multifandom-madnesss]

Russia: Leaks episode 3

TPTB: ATTENTION, FANDOM!

TPTB: IS EVERYBODY LISTENING?

TPTB: DO. NOT. WATCH.

TPTB: On that note, also do not think of elephants.

[corticalpsychicpatch]

achievement unlocked: waste entire day photoshopping textposts onto 130 TFP screencaps

jesus christ what am i doing with my life im fucking exhausted 

[gomorysghost]

Headcanon time: in a universe were the Transformers (in Prime) arrive on Earth, there are Pokémon and the plot is the same but there are cute and sometimes anoyying little creatures living with the giant sentient mechs. 

 Just think about it: the Nemesis slowly would be invaded by ghost-type pokémon because they like the dark and bad lighted places, or places with bad energies. Poison type would start rooming in the inferior floors eating the trash and junk of the crew. The crew in these floor would not care about them because they cannot get 'poisoned' like the organic creatures. They just put them aside when they're in the way. Sometimes, the junkyard would be the birth place of some weird metal type pokemon like Magneton or Clinkclank, or even other toxic friends, like Trubbish. 

 But, in in the Autobot base, the base was abbandoned by the anterior owners until team Prime  get in, so, the ppl of Fowler would have to clean somewhat the place free of Pokémon fauna that were living there before so the Autobots can place their equiptment. Just imagine that they didnt notice the hidden Joltiks in the recharge rooms until some of the kids point them. The Joltiks and the ground type roaming in the central room, like Sandiles, buriyings themselves, frigthened by the giant mechs at first. 

 There are a lot of posibilities and no one talks about it. 

 Also, Jack's mom, Ms.Darby surely owns a Glameow or a Chansey. :) 

[wickerheart]