alright so we've seen that you can like borrow a god's access to heaven's telepathic matrix through physical contact when hc does it w/ xl (the "have you missed me" scene) and i was wondering if that required focus or if it could happen by accident. Like idk a younger heavenly official trips and falls onto one of the gods in the matrix and shows up next to them?
My next question would be if it works for animals too. Like can we have an in-universe equivalent of having your cat show up in your zoom meeting?
Imagine mu qing's kitten wants attention while he's in a telepathic meeting and grabs his arm and now all of a sudden he just has a kitten in his arms. I think that'd one shot sqx
Imagine a TGCF AU where XL, instead of accepting the debt, he just... Jumps back down as soon as he's like in heaven.
And everyone's there is like "didn't someone just ascend?" - "thought so too, who was it??" - "xl but he was like.. nope"
Or, alternatively, he never takes on the mission because while people don't wanna help him, they don't want him around either so they're just like "those few measly merits? I'll pay, bye crown prince, highness, ciao"
Hua Cheng knows they will be considerably less annoying when they finally confront their feelings, and if that makes him the number one fengqing shipper? so be it
Lang Qianqiu: Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
Hi my name is crimson rain sought flower and i make it rain blood (that's how i got my name) and i have a cursed saber with a sentient eye like blood and a lot of people tell me I look like Wu Ming (AN: if you don't know who he is, good!). I haven't seen His Highness in 800 years but I wish I could because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm an ancient demon but I look 20 years old. I have pale white skin. I'm also a devastation, and I'm one of the four calamities (I broke out of the kiln second). I'm a ghost (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly red. I love Ghost City and I'm the city owner there. Today I was wearing silver vambraces with matching silver jewelry and a red yuanling pao, my eyepatch, and black boots. I was wearing red lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking through Ghost City. It was very busy at the casino so a lot of people were betting their lives, which I was very happy about. A lot of heavenly officials in disguise stared at me. I put my middle finger up at them.