#thank youuuu i love my bastards

[devilbrakers]

ehehehe 012, 021, 100 for helena, 035, 058, 080 for miko, 075, 077, 087 for zekey wekey

thank youuu beloved 💞

100 character development questions

Helena:

012. What makes your character embarrassed?

Vulnerability LMAO. I imagine she struggled a lot in the beginning of her relationships since she finds that so embarrassing. On top of being clueless when it comes to romance other than what she reads in her books, it's hell on Nirn for her. But, in general, just being caught when she's anything other than calm and collected is embarrassing for her.

021. How do they display affection?

Hmm. I'd say her main love languages are quality time and physical touch. The former stems from often being too busy to extend much of her time to her loved ones since she's the Listener and is usually busy with the duties that come with that among other things. So spending at least some of her free time with them is important to her. She's more subtle when it comes to physical touch. She's more keen on little touches here and there, such as sliding a hand across their waist or back as she walks past or a quick peck on the cheek or lips before she has to tend to her duties. She does enjoy playing with their hair, and Felria, Lucien, and Vicente all have rather long hair which she very much enjoys.

100. Does your character dream? If so, what do they dream about?

It depends on the point in time. After more traumatic events, she's more apt to dream about them for a while but of course, as the years go on, they fade from her memory a bit. But she still often dreams about her family, what happened to Martin, seeing Lucien near death in Applewatch, etc. She's unlikely to ever really let on how badly these things bother her, especially with Martin. She cared for him far more than she cares to admit.

Miko:

035. What is the most important rule your character lives by?

Good question... It's hard for me to say there really is one since Miko's never really been one for rules. Maybe just live life to the fullest or to live in the moment? Those are the closest one I can think of djfskl. Though I'd say she takes the latter a bit too seriously since she's never been one to plan ahead or to think about consequences. Though raising Gray did help a bit with that. But idrk!!

058. What is your character’s idea of a perfect day?

Given the life she lives, it's easy to say just a day to relax and forget about her worries. But she's never rly been into that so a night (or day, in this case) out on the town, going drinking with friends, getting into bar fights and wreaking havoc around town is her idea of a near perfect day.

080. How easy is it for others to read your character’s emotions?

Very easy. Reading social cues and people in general is something she's had to get good at to survive in the merc world. The longer she's known you, the better she is. She's not a mind reader by any means but if you're especially close she immediately knows if you're lying or uncomfortable, so it's hard to hide much from her.

Zekey Wekey:

075. Is your character ticklish?

No, but he'll kill you for even trying <3.

077. How often do they cry? Over what?

He doesn't really cry? Not to say he never has but that was really only when he was a child. Nothing really bothers him enough to do so. He's rarely ever sad and he usually expresses his anger or frustration through violence so it just really doesn't happen. I think the only thing that would really break the dam, so to speak, is enormous amounts of physical pain but even that's unlikely.

087. How would your character describe themself in three words?

LMFAO. Probably something along the lines of incredibly handsome, superior, and charming. He's pretty but the other two are incredibly subjective, to say the least. He honestly just doesn't see that much wrong with him.

[jasmines-library]

for ypur marauders requests could we get a sirius black x reader where its summer and theyre just enjoying their vacation or smth and sirius is like super flirty and maybeeee ge asks her to marry him bcuz he found like an old ring in a shop or smth😭 sry thats super random but i thought itd be cute, thank youuuu!😙

For You, My Dove.

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Note: This is so stinkin cute.

Warnings: some smoochin, mildly suggestive but 100% sfw.

Word Count: 0.9k

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“Love?”

“Hmm?” You rolled over in the sand, smiling sleepily at Sirius who held out a bottle of sunscreen. 

“Come here. You’re going to burn, dove.” 

You scooched over, settling yourself in front of Siri who began to gently massage the sunscreen into your skin. The sun was high in the sky and beat down hard on the sea, warming it and making it shimmer like diamonds. It was sure to leave a nasty burn if you went too long without applying. When he was done, he pressed a long kiss to your temple and you leaned back into his chest where he then rested his chin atop of your head. The waves crashed against the shoreline noisily and people skipped past, diving in and out of the water or passing by barefoot as the sand sifted between their toes. It was busy, but Siri couldn’t tear his eyes off of you. 

“You’re so beautiful.” He murmured. Your cheeks flushed and you twisted to face him. “How did I get so lucky?”

You raised an eyebrow. 

“I’m serious.” He tucked a strand of hair behind your ear, flashing you one of his signature, charismatic and mischievous grins. His hand lingered, cupping your cheek before leaning in to kiss you, interlocking his lips with yours. Fingers pressing against his chest, you returned the kiss passionately. When Siri finally pulled away, his hand had trailed down to your waist and your free hand had inched to lay on top of it. 

“Don’t entice me, lovey.”

“Oops.”

He chuckled before rising to his feet and outstretching an arm, which you took, before he pulled you to your feet. Dusting off the sand, you glanced at the water. 

Without warning, you took off  towards it. “Race you!” You yelled back at Sirius.

He smirked, chasing after you. The water wasn’t very far away, but Sirius was much taller than you and very, very competitive, so he caught up with you in a few strides. What he did next however caught you completely off guard. Hooking his arm around your waist, he scooped you up and flung you over his shoulder. 

“Siri!” You cried out in surprise, hitting him playfully on the chest as you tried to get him to let you down. But he was set on his intention and was wading further out now, the water lapping at his thighs. 

“Put me down! I’m serious.”

“No…I am.”

“Siri!” You squealed as he continued out into the water before throwing you in. 

When you stood back up, gasping, you made a beeline for him splashing the water at him. “You bastard.”

“Oops.”

He dodged out of the way as you chased him. He retorted with the same childishness, mirroring the pure joy on your face as the pair of you splashed around. 

~

The air had grown cooler now that the sun had set. It wasn’t cold by any means, but there was a nip in the air that made little goosebumps prick up on your skin. Siri noticed this. 

“Chilly, Love?” He asked, rubbing his thumb over the back of the hand you had entwined with his.

After cooling off in the water the two of you decided to venture into the seaside town before grabbing a bite to eat. Each store was unique, full of handcrafted gifts or trinkets that glistened in the light. The two of you spent hours as you marvelled at everything, you had hardly noticed that the sun had begun to set until you deemed it time to walk back along the beach before heading back. It was much quieter now, with most people returning home or into the town for a bite to eat. 

“A little.” You shrugged. The temperature had dropped some, and the breeze was picking up a little; enough to make the trees waltz gently. 

“Here.” He slipped off his jacket, draping it over your shoulders. 

“You’ll get cold-” You tried to protest as he removed it. 

“I’ll be fine, Dove. Can’t have you getting cold now, can I? What kind of person would that make me,huh?”

You chuckled. “If you’re sure.”

“Always.” He interlinked his fingers again with yours and the two of you carried on walking until you stopped to take a picture of the sun and how it just simmered above the surface of the sea, surrounded by a plethora of colours. When you turned around to show him the picture, Sirius was on one knee. 

Sirius was nervous. You could see it in his eyes, but he hid it well with that charming look on his face as he gazed up at you. Enclosed in his hands was a black box and inside resting on the plush cushion was a delicate ring. 

“Y/N…” He started, taking your hand in his. “I’ve wanted to do this for a while. From the moment we met I haven’t been able to stop thinking about you. Your smile, your voice. All of you, you’re engraved within my very soul. And from the moment we met, you’ve always been there for me; through the good and the bad. I couldn’t ask for anything more. I’m the luckiest wizard alive. Y/N, will you marry me?”

“Yes!” You exclaimed, your heart swelling. Sirius slipped the ring onto your finger; it fit perfectly as though it had been crafted just for you. When he stood, Siri wrapped you up and pulled you into a kiss. 

“I love you so damn much.” He whispered. 

“And I love you more.”

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[ghosts-cyphera]

i cant rest until i talk about the pure unhinged RIVALRY between porn☆!graves vs. porn☆!ghost

im not in the mood for seggsy talk n shit but graves is smug and a know-it-all and relishes in your firey anger towards him (cause hes a bastard slut when ARENT you mad at him???) and just lets out a laugh and shakes his head when u storm out to take a smoke break or smth (honestly he probably gets even more turned on at ur angry attitude)

nd ghost watches you from the lounge area (??? idfk how studios work LOL-) as ur stomping out and cursing graves to all seven hells and decides to confront him about his assholery

AND ALL HE DOES IS JUST SMIRK AND CHUCKLE AND PATS GHOSTS SHOULDER SAYING SOME SHIT LIKE "jealousy's a bad look on you. just admit i can treat 'em better"

after counting, ive used about 24 tissues during my time writing this ask. anyways.

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OMFG WAIT A SECOND

HOLD UP.

AND ALL HE DOES IS JUST SMIRK AND CHUCKLE AND PATS GHOSTS SHOULDER SAYING SOME SHIT LIKE "jealousy's a bad look on you. just admit i can treat 'em better"

YES YES YES I fucking love this?! I'm scribbling furiously, hahaha. I swear my favorite thing about the whole ps!universe is how so much of it is shaped by you all people. like you send me the most amazing ideas and thoughts on ps!ghost and pals, and it inspires me so, so much to keep writing more content and to explore the universe further.

I love this omfg, thank youuuu!! this just made my whole entire evening I swear I swear. peeps please keep sending me your ps!universe ideas, even for other characters than just ps!ghost. they keep me so damn well fed. 💗

[holographic-mars]

Thoughts on Shockwave? Any version. Any headcanons? Theories?

And if ya comfortable, thoughts of wavewave? (ie. Shockwave x Soundwave)

I just like Shockwave, my favorite evil guy. Your art is very pretty and your coswave stuff got me more into the ship, and I think your art is hella pretty just wonderful 💖

Uhhhh ya thanks have a good one

Okay so if you squint hard enough and look past the BIG FUCKED UP CRACK ON THE IMAGE

(I drop my phone a lot and at some point I ended up obliterating my camera okay so just.. just ignore that)

I LOVE SHOCKWAVE. Shockwave is one of those characters who I’ve never met one who I don’t like. My favorite is TFP shockwave ofc ofc I love myself a big scary bitch and I love g1 because he’s really stupid and silly and it makes me laugh. I also really like tfa shockwave (don’t ask me about longarm for your own safety)

I love idw’s shockwave backstory, I think watching a character get their life and being stripped away and left with an unrecognizable monster is tragically appealing.

I unfortunately do not have a lot of hcs for shockwave simply because I love so many shockwaves it’s hard for my brain to focus enough to come up with headcanons (HOW STUPID IS THAT SMH)

Wavewave!! I think wavewave is very cute I love the old tired husbands. My favorite is tfp wavewave (again I just. I just really like tfp shockwave. I am weak) but ofc I don’t mind dabbling in a wavewave from any continuity (a mutual of mine has me sick for shattered glass wavewave too… oh I love they)

GOD I JUST LOVE SHOCKWAVE. Anyways yes shockwave is a wonderful evil bastard!!! THANK YOU FOR THE ASK AND IM SO HAPPY YOURE GETTING MORE INTERESTED IN COSWAVE BECAUSE OF MY STUPID COSWAVE ART AND RAMBLINGS❤️❤️🛸🛸🛸❤️ THANK YOUUUU

[urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites]

could you do a m!greaser hc where the m!greaser unintentionally says dirty stuff without realizing it (like saying good boy when they do a task for m!greaser,exc.) and it flusters the gang? if you don’t like this one just ignore it, if you do it THANK YOUUUU🖤

No problem pookie!!! And I actually love this so much and I had so much fun coming up with dirty jokes

Ponyboy Curtis

-hes hanging out with you

-reading with you

- working on homework

-“Hey, Pony… this problems pretty hard, you mind helpin’?”

-“Sure, y/n!”

-he does it with you leaning over him, watching him complete the problem step by step carefully

-when he finished explaining you whistle at him

-“What a good boy… thanks Pony.”

-you whisper in his ear form the close contact, grabbing your paper back

-his ears turn red as he stares at his own work, gulping and trying to pretend like he didn’t hear what he thinks he did

-he looks back at you, checking to see if you realize what’s going on

-but there you are, working peacefully

-he thinks about it for the rest of the night

Johnny Cade

-you guys were out at a restaurant

-hole in the wall place

-shooting straws at waitresses

-seeing who could do more without getting caught

-you won, and soon you both get kicked out onto the street, giggling

-“How’s that loss for ya, Johnny?” You grin, and get closer to him

-“Take it, Take it!” You chant, teasing him about the little game

-but he takes that last bit of your sentence far differently as he blushes

-“T-taking what now?” He asks softly, his eyes wide

-“Yk, the loss.” You say with a nonchalant shrug

-Johnny blushes even harder when he realizes you don’t know your own joke, his eyes widen to be the size of saucers

-“Johnnycake you ok?”

-“uhm- yeah.”

Sodapop Curtis

-you’re both getting ready for a shift

-and he’s teasing you about something while you both put your shoes on

-“Careful, Soda don’t make me tie you up like those shoes.”

-he smirks “Forward, Y/n. I like it”

-“What are you talkin about?” You say with an irritated glare

-“yk, tyin me up-“

-“LORD not like that! I mean to keep you from making those jokes not like- like that!”

-he blushes a bit when he realizes you didn’t know what you were talking about

-damn. He was looking forward to it.

Darry Curtis

-you are both making dinner

-you’re on a time crunch

-it has to be done before the rest of the Curtis boys come home

-and you decide to make some pizza with Darry

-you start rolling out the dough and slapping it down

-guiding Darry through how to make it when you aren’t around

-“See, Dare? You gotta slap the dough hard. Really rough to get the crust thin- what are you snickering on about?”

-Darry smirks, and blushes a bit “So you gotta slap the dough pretty hard right?!”

-you roll your eyes “Yes, that’s what I’ve been saying this whole time!”

-“You could slap my dough anytime.”

-“Darry that doesn’t make any- Oh you tricky bastard…”

-you flush in realization

Dallas Winston

-“Damn Dal, that’s really long... it’s so big.”

-you say, referring CLEARLY to the switchblade Dal just stole from a weapon shop

-he chuckles, smirking a bit

-he’s one of the few that figured out you genuinely don’t know what you’re talking about when you say stuff like that

-“is it, now, y/n?”

-“yeah man, it’s crazy huge!”

-he smirks

-“You know what else is huge?”

-You finally catch onto the joke

-realize he pulled out that knife just so you’d say that

-and was fucking with you the whole time

-so you decide to bite back a bit

-you cross your arms “Your list of bad life choices?”

-he crosses his arms “That’s cold, Y/n.”

Two Bit Mathews

-probably the least likely to catch on you don’t know what you’re talking about

-you both are eating some chocolate cake and watching Mickey Mouse

-“Two, we should take a break. We’ve been watching tv for hours.”

-“Yeah what are you y/n, my dad?”

-“Maybe I am your daddy.” You say with a smirk “or at least until you can learn to stop acting like a child

-he blushes so hard at this, both embarrassed and flustered

-“Gee, y/n. You sure know how to make a guy blush.”

-you furrow your brows “what you yappin about, Two?”

Steve Randle

-you’re helping Steve work on cars/fill up gas at the station

-you’re trying to fit the pump inside the tank

-it seems like you chose the wrong pump for that model of car

-you grunt, trying to fit it in “F-fuck Steve it won’t fit!”

-Steve comes out from under the car, with a raised eyebrow until he realizes what you’re talking about

-“I think you have the wrong hole there, y/n.” He jeers with a smirk

-you flush in embarrassment, and then move it to the right one

-“Gee, sorry Stevie. No wonder it was so tight…”

-Steve chuckles and blushes a bit from the accidental implication

[frostbitebakery]

I'm so in love with all of your art. My favorites have to be Codywan, Cody and Obi-Wan separately, and your cursed series art.

May I ask how you came up with the idea for the cursed commanders and Boba Fett series?

Ahhhh this message was the best way to wake up! Thank youuuu 💜💜💜

The Unlucky Ones, my beloveds! That one started like all the others: I went “lmao wouldn’t it be cool” and then it grew into a monster of a concept and venus flytrapping @adiduck in the process.

TUO started because for Halloween I had already Eldritched Obi-Wan so it was Cody’s turn.

I love character design. I like to play around with the given themes or throw them into the ocean and do my own thing. So every time for character designs it really does start out like, “I want to draw that character in these clothes”. There’s no plan. That always happens along the way.

For TUO!Cody I wanted him scary but still being Cody. I thought about typical Halloween things and went with skeletons. Mainly because of the white armor and I thought how cool it would look if the armor was shaped like bones. But I didn’t want the armor to look scary, I wanted him to look scary (and badass) (and like a sexy bastard). While looking for bone refs, I saw enough skulls in different positions. Some of them looked like they were screaming, howling. And I thought, duuuuuuuuude. Duuuuuuude. A skeleton projection rising out of Cody and growing taller and lifting its arms and rushing forward with a scream while Cody stands there like 😎??? YES. LET’S DO THAT.

So the concept of the Curse was born.

It always starts as a visually appealing concept. I try to make sense of my decisions later.

For the other Commanders I thought about how to apply the Cody concept art on them. I didn’t want to copy paste the armor design. But I also wanted them to visually belong together in the same verse.

The designs should be distinct and representative of each character. Even if some details seem questionable at first glance, I always want them to make sense in context. So I add snippets to basically explain myself.

Wolffe’s armor in canon went from red to grey in grief and is rather neat with stenciled designs. For TUO!Wolffe I wanted to up that grief given what Wolffe goes through in TUO. The grey canon design turned into rotten fabric and veils. Which turned Wolffe into a banshee-inspired design. The armor design is reminiscent of those fluttering torn fabrics that indicate a tragedy happened here and the grief is ever present. Going with the banshee and with how I deformed Cody’s face, Wolffe got a deformed jaw (think The Mummy when the corpse screams) which he hides behind a bandana.

Adi suggested beauty in decay for Bly. So he’s got flowers growing out of him. And I desperately needed a reason for him to tell Aayla “General, hold my flower”.

Fox has a deformed back which is only known so far to Adi and me. He started with the little white tufts of hair bc I love that on him and wanted it for TUO!Fox. By then it was already established that their hair goes white with each death. So that meant if I wanted the Fox ears, Fox had to have died twice already. Things like that were the reasons the backstory avalanched into a monster. And suddenly you go from “aww, the white hair looks like ears so cute!!” to “actually Cody killed his brother in training because how the Curse was genetically modified and added to the Commanders makes them go into a berserker state” to “the non-command class clones have instated containment protocols for when a command clone goes berserk”.

Now Ponds. Ponds had to survive. I’m not spoiling his whole story but his character design was inspired by “rising like a phoenix out of the ashes”. So his armor has bird bones and wing bone structures. And with how he looks, his backstory makes perfect sense and is heartbreaking.

Boba was a request by a dear friend. He’s not cursed in TUO canon but my friend loves the design so much she asked if I couldn’t do a Boba design. So I did.

[thebusytypewriter]

Okay Salem my beloved two options for my req you do whichever scritches the brainrot best 💕

—Reader-insert/Kamukura Despair-era shenanigans (shippy? chaotic? hurt/comfort? angsty? up to you!) (Bonus points for bullying Servant/Nagito /hj)

—A oneshot for any OC you haven’t gotten to talk about (enough) on here :> I know you have an FMAB and a non-Rosalind fangan kiddo in particular; maybe one of those!

ily Salem thank youuuu :D

Jonnie my beloved you give me options but this is for YOU and I know you love Kamukura so I offer Despair-era shenanigans :> It's a rather..... specific idea but I hope it suffices nonetheless! 💕

Towa City—the most fucked-up city in this new fucked-up world.

So why, exactly, are you—a former investigator before everything went to shit—finding yourself heading into this fucked-up city? Easy. You’re chasing a phantom.

Not a literal phantom, of course; you’re tracking an individual who’s popped into and out of your radar for months now, showing up without fail at the preferred locations of every Remnant of Despair. You have a couple of buddies in what remains of the civilian-formed safety corps, and they had the misfortune of running into this phantom while on patrol once.

Their number of squadron members was cut in half that day, and the bastard apparently never lifted more than a finger.

You’re intrigued, of course, but you want to make sure this odd man never causes any more disasters.

And so, you’ve found your way to the newest circle of hell: Towa City.

Based on reports, the bridges connecting it to the mainland have since been destroyed, but that doesn’t stop you from commandeering one of the small motorboats remaining at the docks. Ripples in the water nearby alert you to the fact that your target had the same train of thought. You quickly check your supplies before absolutely hauling ass across the water.

As you approach, you’re greeted by a surprising lack of robotic killing machines. They had been the staple danger of Towa City, and you’d prepared several countermeasures against those beasts, but there’s nothing; not even so much as a single ball-sized bot. It doesn’t sit right with you.

(You don’t notice the long-haired man staring down at you from the bridge’s remaining supports, taking in your confusion.)

Nevertheless, you continue on your way, handgun at the ready just in case. As per your training, you follow every turned stone, every shifted pile of dirt, and every open door to track your target. You can’t help but feel pride at your skill and luck to make it this far, to get so close to this strange person.

(He’s moving too fast ahead of you for you to see him laying out the path.)

You climb flight after flight in this one building, all stones gone, all dirt replaced with concrete. The only thing that guides you now is the echoing footsteps above you, growing ever so steadily fainter.

(He takes care to make noisy steps for a change.)

The sound of a door alerts you to the phantom’s exit. Tenth floor—a penthouse suite, you think. You pursue, ready for another chase… or maybe a fight. After all, no one really knows anything about this person; you could be dealing with the former Ultimate Taekwondo Master for all you know.

(You are. Among other things.)

You’re surprised to see your target standing perfectly still within the living area, back to you as they look out of the window toward the skyline. There’s no indication of hearing your entrance, and it unsettles you once more. Now significantly closer, you can reasonably identify them as male, or at least male-presenting. His long black hair drapes over his back and partially obscures his pristine suit from your view, and it’s almost annoyingly perfect and smooth. He stands tall, posture simultaneously relaxed and proper in an effortless manner.

He’s a bit of a vision, you catch yourself thinking.

Focus.

Deciding not to look a gift horse in the mouth, you take careful steps forward. One hand holds your gun, which is loaded in case of the worst, and the other delicately pulls your singular remaining pair of handcuffs from your belt.

Thirty feet from him. Twenty. Ten. He makes no move to run, no move at all, so you hesitantly holster the gun so you can have both hands at your disposal.

Just as you step within reach, he turns, and you manage to block a knifehand strike with your forearms. It catches you by surprise, but what combat training remains in your head took action just in time to save your ass from being knocked unconscious.

You have only that brief moment to take in his face—chiseled, neutral, objectively handsome. Intense red eyes stare you down, but they’re not angry. They’re not anything.

His head tilts, and after a beat, he opens his mouth to say something.

He doesn’t get the chance.

You manage to grab hold of the hand he’d used to attack you, and one side of the handcuffs is shoved on.

Click.

That’s when he moves, tugging the caught wrist back and attempting to shove you back by the chest, but you’ve got a vice grip on the other cuff.

“Come on,” you growl, keeping still the hand you just caught as you fumble to grab and get the other under control. “Don’t make me use my fucking taser—”

Click.

“AHA! Oh…” You move back just a hair, staring in disbelief at your target’s wrist… and yours.

In the confusion, you’d gotten it half-correct. You’d handcuffed him, all right. Just… to yourself.

Well, shit.

“This is awkward.”

He stares, thoroughly unimpressed. But he makes no move to escape.

“What, can’t you just get out of it?”

Red eyes blink back at you.

“…Thanks for the input.” You sigh. “Dammit, why couldn’t this have just gone the way I’d planned? Fine, let’s just… save both of our prides. I’ve got the key.”

Using your free hand—the right one—you reach into your small utility bag attached to your belt and grab the single steel key from within. Even as you hold it up to show him, your target continues to just stare. It’s unnerving, but at least he isn’t trying to kill you. That’s a first, and a welcome one at that.

However, despite your training and ability to lock and unlock handcuffs blindfolded, the edge of the key catches on a ridge it shouldn’t, and the dumb thing slides out of your hand and onto the floor. You ignore the burning in your cheeks and squat to retrieve it.

Just as you reach for the key, he swiftly kicks it with the toe of his shoe, sending it flying an impressive distance across the floor and under the penthouse’s oven.

You stare in disbelief at where it disappeared. Then you look up at him.

How the fuck is he able to look so smug while still remaining expressionless?

“The hell is your deal?” You push yourself up and waggle your cuffed wrists in front of him. “Unless you know how to get out of handcuffs without a key—which I don’t—then we’re stuck. Is that what you want?”

Blink.

“Or you could just not talk to me. That works.”

God, you wish you still had a team.

“You’re a detective,” he finally says, tone as flat as his expression. “You don’t appear to be related by blood to the Kirigiri line, and the lack of a ring on your hand implies that you are not married.”

The analysis throws you for a loop momentarily as you process it. “The Kirigiris? I mean, I know of them, but no, we’re not related. I’m just a private investigator from Tokyo. I came here to—”

“To track and apprehend me,” your target finishes, “someone you could not figure out. Someone who remained just out of reach. Now you have time to do so, and I will be able to do the same.”

“You make it sound like you planned this.”

He doesn’t refute it.

The sound of approaching vehicle engines alerts you to the presence of someone else outside. It’s faint, given your height at the tenth floor, but you’re still able to classify them as military-grade. Probably those Future Foundation people. You wonder what they’re doing in this city.

…You wonder if they can get you out of the cuffs.

Your target narrows his eyes at you, as if reading your thoughts. “That would be a terrible idea.”

“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

“If you surrender to the Future Foundation, it is quite likely that they will consider you an accomplice of mine.”

“Oh please, I’m a licensed detective, they have no reason to distrust me—” Now it’s your turn to blink at him. “Wait, did you say accomplice of yours? Who does that make you, then?”

For once, he hesitates, appearing to mull something over in that strange head of his. Then, he finally says, “I am called Izuru Kamukura, and I am considered to be a part of the Ultimate Despair, who are now the Remnants of Despair with the death of Junko Enoshima.”

It processes for a moment, then you huff a half-laugh. “A lot of uncertainty there.”

“They are facts.”

“Right, right. So the Future Foundation…?”

“Wishes to kill me.”

“Gotcha. And me showing up, handcuffed to you—”

“Would likely end in your own death, or at least imprisonment with suspicion of cooperation with a terrorist.”

“Son of a bitch.” You glare at Kamukura, gesturing vaguely toward the stove. “Then why make me lose the key? Are you just that sadistic?”

That smug little twinkle in his eye comes back. “No. I knew it would be interesting, being locked to the person who’s been following me for two months.” He leans forward into your personal space, dark hair falling to curtain the both of you. “Checkmate, detective.”

Heat rushes over your face once more.

Guess you have no choice but to follow his lead.

‘Interesting,’ without a doubt.

[fffiii]

Rate your friends.

Fear.

I hope you don’t mind me going insane, anon :3

Yami @pastel-rights

9.5/10

You. YOUUUU!!!!! I grab your stories your Theatre of Darkness your ocs your lore your art EVERYTHING. I ADORE YOUR PRESENCE AND HONESTLY??? thank you for dealing w my bs HAAHAHA and thank you for introducing to my first true kin as an oc, Harlequinn Astran. That man is vile just like me /lh ANYWAYS HUGS YOU TIGHT. Also my favourite person to torment with timmy and insanity <3 /j

Sam @paperbcy

8.5/10

MY EX HUBBYYYYYY~ I swear i do love you /p i definitely wasn’t only wanting the access to the walls :333 I love your lore and your writing and your amazing mysteries and orphy musings!!!!!!

Tae(gan dragon detective morningstar dazai osamu akechi monika deross dathy mariah hernandez john light yagami cro jason dean collins) @nice-chiaki

8/10

YOUUU, the archetype of the wet blanket. the hypocrite of the glass house /j. YOUUUUUU you’re insane I know it you lil delulu lemon but i still grab you and squeeze you because you are a cute delulu lemon!! Thanks for also dealing w my bs HAHAHHA

Navi @navxry

∞/10

YOU. NAVINA. GRRRHRGRHRGRR BARK WOOF, first witness to the insanity I have wrought from a tender young age <3 my longest online friend and honestly!! I miss you so much im gonna grab and rattle you and infect you with my blorbos /j so happy to be still talking to you after so so sosososososoo long!

Mitzu @yaboimitzu

10/10

MITZU. MITZUUUUUUUUUUUU our friendship was so out of nowhere LMAO then look where we are, with IDV, BSD, HSR, Genshin A N D MTP BRAINROT??? we r truly madmen /j THANKS FOR ALL YOUR AMAZING ADVICE AND HELP MAN YOURE TOO KIND

Klai @idv-ask-the-showman

7/10

My soon to be partner of crime 😈😈😈 YOU’RE SO FUN TO BE WITH AND YOUR ENERGY IS SO. WAAA. I LOVE BEING AROUND SO MUCH AS A FRIEND! If Phineas wants to express any feelings for liam (iykyk). Don’t be shyyy :)

Pins @one0p1nk

6/10

PINSSS!!! YOU!!! I GRAB YOU!!!! purest little pins and your amazing ocs!! also thanks so much for all your amazing essence events and for indulging our crackhead moments >:)

Four @sleepyfour

6/10

YOUUUUUU! life has been busy but i miss talking to you smmm! Hope life’s been good on you :D

Toko @blackturtlefangirl

7/10

A fellow equator sufferer <3 Thanks for being so nice to me and discussing the most random stuff when it comes to our country HAHAAHA snd tokosop? Love the bastard. Love your interpretation of the bastard. Mwah. I LOVE YOUR ART TOO ITS SO YUMMY and you’re so nice awwnwijisjikjaknw

Joe @picnicbask3t

7/10

evil vampires? If evil why sexy? Your art???? mwah. Your Bloodline Communion? MWAH. Best yaoi lover on this site. be not afraid. give me the vampy vampy lore

Lupi @imaginearson/@askgardenerwoods

7/10

you are just like me. Be not afraid. ALSO DONT RIZZ SHILOH HES NOT RIZZWORTHY GO AFTER THE OTHER THESPIANS HGRHRGRGRR

Carrie @micyclemorton

7/10

3 years down the line i think i’m gonna be a sam 2, this is a threat /j BUT THANKS FOR INDULGING IN MY SLEEP DEPRIVED BS!!! and your characters and lore is so deep and interesting!!!! mwah

Beth @beth-bethar00

6/10

BETHHH! you’re such an understanding and nice person and you’re really so nice to be around!! I hold you and your ocs and aus gentle

rest of the Mun’s kitchen Hut and the Mun’s collab server

5.5/10

YALLS!! HRGRRHRGR!! Yall are so nice and friendly towards my insanity <3333 thanks for helping me and welcoming me fr yall are amazing (fellow crazy buddies)

[sualne]

Your croc dad au is so just peak, like is crocodile a parent? Yes. Is he also a bastard who will take over a country? Yes.

Real good parent but not good person energy

(Anyway thank you from the bottom of my heart for bringing to life this technically dark timeline for everyone except luffy.)

i don't think croc would qualify as a 'real good parent' considering how much he's isolating the poor kid, he loves luffy unconditionally and has the best(ish?) of intentions but he's not doing it the right way at all (stalking his kid instead of just, idk, trusting him and robin when they say its fine). it's going to be relevant that's he's not actually doing that good of a job.

(thank youuuu for liking it!! (❁´◡`❁)

'dark timeline for everyone except luffy' ahha. WELL.)

[levmada]

Hey there! A bit worried - are you alright? Please relax and take care of yourself. You deserve it. Also thank you for your wonderful follower event (2k followers well deserved!).

I'd like to throw in some lyrics. Levi x reader (Lyrics = Levis' POV)

When you touch my weary head

And you tell me everything will be all rightYou say, "Use my body for your bed"

"And my love will keep you warm throughout the night"

Well, I'll never be a stranger and I'll never be aloneWherever we're together.

You're my Home by Billie Joel

i’ve been doing okay<3 thank youuuu!! i hope u enjoy

//gn!reader

It's cold. The kind of chill that stabs to the bone and stiffens your fingers so you can’t even bend them. It freezes your body rigid and devastates all exposed skin to a state of raw and numb.

Levi has taken care of that last thing, at least—your frame is adorned in two thin, patchy jackets, your cotton cloak, and a potato sack. The wall you sit against is stony and unforgiving, the tin bowl fire weak because of the scarcity of wood Underground. Out of even what can be found, the climate leaves wood damp and somehow spongey, no exception.

He left the squat a while ago. It's so cold, you forget why (you remember the frown and the severe worry in his brow when he went to go), but at least you don't have to worry. Besides the very fact he runs so damn warm, although he's young, you'd call him the strongest man alive down here if the compliment wasn't old already—his reaction is always crabby, but shy, too. That old image in your head keeps you warm for a while.

A hard, but short knock comes from the outside wall—two short ones, followed by a long pause, and one more knock. You sag in relief (as if you could bend your fingers to wield your switchblade anyway).

The door is barred, and so he parts the curtains to the nearby window (more like a hole in the wall), and hops in with a sack in one hand, and under his arm—a big fur coat?

He’s in front of you in a flash, and kneeling down. He's adorned in his own layers, just thinner to 'keep his agility'. He’s always a pillar of strength, not needing a thing, but, his cheeks and nose are bright from the cold, and his jaw is grit, obviously to stave off shivering.

The coat is huge.

"This's all I got. Not many rich bastards down here lately. And some shitty bread," he says quietly. "Get any visitors?"

"N-No. But this coat is r-really nice." You obediently lean forward as he drapes the heavy fur over your shoulders.

He simply grunts as he fits the hood over your head, his warm palms idling on your cheeks. “Better than nothing, right?”

Since winter really sank its claws in, he's been a lot more doting like this, always touching, always checking.

"I'm okay," you insist.

"Right. You look pathetic," he replies, and presses a small kiss to your nose. You catch his lips, even though yours are chapped, the air is so dry.

"I mean it, now that you're here. Y-You should get warm."

“Hm…” He goes to fasten your coat, but you touch his wrists to stop him, giving them a tug.

He levels you a sour look. "You're more likely to freeze to death than me. Q-Quit being so..."

His stutter betrays him. He trails off, uncertain. Because you want to take care of him, too.

"Don't act like you're a-a-alone, when we're together," you say, and tug again. "It's gonna be alright... L-Like always."

With a hard huff, he strokes your cheek of the chill again, and then turns around, dropping begrudgingly into your lap. He's small enough so the furry lapels fit around him, too.

He's so warm, you find yourself melting against his back, cradling him close. Finally, little shivers start to shake his frame.

The circumstances aren't good, but you'll both survive. Not because of Levi’s doting, but because you’re together.

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[wesperbrekkered]

Rae I got some for you 👀

❌ What's a trope you will never write?

😈 Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?

🥺 Is there a certain type of moment or common interaction between your characters that never fails to put you in your feels?

Thank youuuu!

❌ What's a trope you will never write?

Does straight people count?

It may seem obvious, but I will never never write a toxic relationship, or the whole "5000 year old man" X "17 year old girl" thing. It is CREEPY. I'm all here for the hero falling for the villain, but only when the age gap is appropriate and when the villain isn't a toxic, manipulative bastard. Enemies to lovers is cool and all, but not when the enemy has murdered of the heros friends just to get her attention.

Helnik for example, is good enemies to lovers! The majority of other enemies to lovers, not so good!

Enemies to lovers is always better when it's saphic anyway

😈 Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?

Hehe... and you only want me to name one???

I suppose there is a LOT where I purposefully try to be mean, but that's normally for angst/story purposes then just to torture my readers.

The one time I did add a little something just to tease them was when I wrote the Flair For The Dramatics finale chapter and I added a little "Ten Bells" moment to reference Of Lies And Rash Decisions.

It worked.

🥺 Is there a certain type of moment or common interaction between your characters that never fails to put you in your feels?

Oh godddd.

I suppose I love reading the 'italics oh moment', it always makes me smile like hell. I also have a little soft spot for characters pushing past their fears and opening up to people for the first time, or allowing people in, that always makes me gooey. Tbh, there's a LOT of things that put me into my feels, I love these characters so bloody much.

[syrma-sensei]

Love your writing so much. Imagine the one who gets on the throne is not Historia but y/n. Erwin do his utmost to help y/n revolt. At first it is for the citizens but after times together during the rebellion, he realises y/n is a badass women, brave, strong and super smart, deserve to be queen so he falls in love and do his best to protect her, become her guard

Thank youuuu! So glad people love my writings about our Commander Dilf 🤭❤️

As for what you said, I sincerely believe that Erwin would never do such thing, especially if it meant to stop pursuing his dreams. It's sad, but true :')

However, let's do this for the sake of imagination because we all deserve it (and because it's hot) 😏

warning: none.

• Erwin had always had a piercing sight of remarkable individuals, and certainly you were one of them; with your powerful and ambitious character, you for sure had captured the Commander's interest.

• You showed your bravery on many occasions; on the battlefield, through helping your comrades, and being a strict yet loved leader figure.

• When circumstances forced you to reveal your true identity, a hidden child of the real royalty, you didn't trust anyone to tell but the Commander.

• Erwin's eyes shimmered at the time, making you unsure of what you just did, wether it was good or bad.

• However, he was fast to collect himself, and decided to condone the fact you'd hidden the truth of your royal blood. He was impressed tho, by your ability to hide such thing while being an attention indulgent.

• Erwin told you one of his secrets too that night, he told you about his father and his theories, and how his young stupidity caused his father's death. It was a giant sign that the commander trusted you, and knew that you meant to help.

• And you certainly wanted to help, that was why you joined the scouts in the first place, beside the fact that you were looking for help in someone who capable to make a change. You knew you would find that one within the Survey Corps.

• You weren't a bastard child, rather a true child of Rod Reiss and his wife, however, and much like your father, you couldn't cope with the fact of letting innocent people to die because of the sins their ancestors committed. That was why you'd taken an alias and went undercover within the scouts.

• When the time of the rebellion came, an attempt of abduction happened to you and Eren Jaeger so they practically feed him to you. But with the help of Dot and Zackley, Erwin managed to overthrow the government without a shed of blood and rescue you both.

• As the queen, you saw it extremely thrilling to have your previous commander at your own command. Because Unlike Historia, you had a leader persona, and wouldn't allow anyone to have control over you.

• You were the queen, and you'd be damned if the military didn't succumb to your orders. You'd earned your title by both birth and hard work.

• Things get a bit intense between you and the Commander of the Survey Corps; after a long time of service at the scouts, he still deems you a soldier under his command even though he doesn't doubt your leadership skills.

• The tense air keeps surrounding you both, til it snapped in one of the meetings where you both lash out at eachother, leaving everyone stunned.

• At the very night, when you were alone with your thoughts in your chambers, one of the ladies-in-waiting informed you that someone is at your door, and it was none other than Commander Smith himself.

• Ignoring his own ego, the Commander dropped on one knee and asked for forgiveness for his attitude.

• You accepted his apology, on one condition, him becoming your royal guard and advisor.

• He was hesitant for a bit, but said yes eventually, with a condition of his own, you'd let him seek his dream while serving you, and you didn't mind that.

• Days passed and you found yourself helplessly attracted to your new advisor. And how the hell not? You two spent most of your times together, in the library, in court; reading, studying and strategizing, sparring when you had time. Perhaps you did harbour feeling to him from the outset, but you were in difficult times to heed your emotions and notice them.

• After the revelation of world's truth, and becoming aware of the enemy behind the walls, which was the entire humanity, he was the first to notice your fear, and he was the first to soothe your qualms over, and finally confessing his feelings for you... that he loved you, and he wouldn't let you down ever, and he'd always be at your side; a lover, a guardian, and an advisor. He promised.

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[eccentrickleptomaniac]

im gonna ask you to share your poland headcanons :]

WAHAHAHA ANNOOOOOOON THANK YOUUUU IVE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT HER FOREVER

ohwhere do i start... i suppose i'll talk about her personality first?

ok so let me set the record straight. she is a bitch. she's incredibly stubborn and once her mind is on something it's incredibly difficult to get her to change it, even if she knows its wrong. she enables the worst in people and rewards them for it. you know that one scene in angels in america where roy and belize are arguing about azt and roy starts hurling slurs at belieze and once belize does the same roy gives him the azt? yeah poland would do that. she will start fighting with anyone to bring them to their breaking point. it's a skill she learned while still in the same house with the bastard known as the ussr.

speaking of, she hates russia more than anyone. genuinely. it's actually kind of scary how far it goes. she pretty much allout refuses to speak with his friends and if she seems him, hoo boy you better be ready to hold her down. the hatred, i suppose its justified considering the.. how do i put this Hostile and imperial history between the two. i genuinely believe the last time the two ever had a positive interaction was during smolensk and even that was only because at first russia was the only one around to comfort her.

ok lets talk about her with closer friends.. while yes she fucking loves to push people's buttons when alone with someone she likes shes actually a very understanding and loyal person. she will actually listen to you rant about something you're passionate about for hours. if you are in trouble she will be the first to help you. however, if you look at her funny please know you've made an enemy for life. she holds long and petty grudges unapologetically.

speaking of pettyness, lets talk about the ussr and her relationship with him. i think about them a lot just because they hate eachother so much. completely genuinely i believe she only stayed in the warsaw pact for two reasons: to somehow destroy the ussr oh and also taking care of eg since shes still a teenager. im like, 99% sure the two got into arguments daily. they genuinely hate eachother more than anyone, and whatever the fuck perestroika didn't help. at best she was tolerant of him, at worst she was actively trying to kill him. she hates him for everything he stands for as well as his treatment of eg. despite her thing for long and petty grudges, she could tell that that girl could do no wrong from the start. the two have a very mother-daughter like relationship

she has both of her wings and they work just fine! although for a long time they didnt lol. i believe during ww2 they got fucked up during the destruction of warsaw (since that was pretty much the moment that armie krawoja lost its footing and poland became a guaranteed soviet puppet state after the war) and it took until her eventual leaving of the warsaw pact for them to be fully functional again. it's a fun little metaphor for freedom, i guess.

the cross she wears on her neck isn't actually because she's super religious. it was originally a small postwar act of spite against the soviet union, but eventually it kinda just became part of her outfit. she still isn't super religious, most countries arent due to their inherent personification of a whole ass landmass. unless it's like, the vatican or something JAJA

she is a hardcore alcoholic. it's, uh, not good, but it has quite literally been going on since pre-interwar. although she has gotten better with not downing like, 3 bottles of vodka in 1 sitting. she mostly just drinks beer at this point, unless she's like, really stressed for whatever reason. hey, old habits die hard. if i were being constantly harassed and assaulted by my neighbors i too would probably have some sort of addiction to a substance at this point. a random poland fun fact, the national drink is vodka.

her signature item (an item of which a country has associated themselves with and can now summon at will) is a hussar sabre as gifted to her by her father (the polish-lithuanian commonwealth). she cherishes it greatly and can use the sword quite well in combat. 10/10 would bring it to a gunfight.

due to her time spent in annexation for like, 100 years, she's pretty good at playing piano. on her spare time she'll play it rather leniently. admittedly, she doesn't have many hobbies. she sort of reads most of the day when not out with people.

wait how have i got this far without talking about her friends. she's good friends with the folk in the lublin triangle (lithuania (whos also her sister lol) and ukraine) and the visegrad group (czechia, slovakia, hungary) as well as all formerly in the eastern bloc. she would die for them and genuinely wishes nothing but the best for them. theyre also one of the few people who can actually tolerate her for long periods of time.

while it doesn't tend to show, she is very wary of france and britain specifically due to ww2. france especially, actually, considering the whole duchy of warsaw situation. for a long time she genuinely believed france was going to help her get her freedom. as you can see, that did not turn out, and nowadays the relationship between the two tends to be strained, only amplified by the russo-ukrainian war. she tends to interject on anything france is saying in an eu meeting with a sarcastic remark, especially if it's about war. she doesn't forget and she doesn't forgive.

uhhh i hope this suffices? i felt like this basically the entire time i was writing this

edit nope nvm im adding more i forgot to talk about interwar poland

ok so. interwar and postwar poland are basically two seperate people at this point. like, not literally, poland didnt fucking die in the war lol but personality and appearancewise they're completely different. as opposed to current poland's rather brash, loud, and belligerent personality, interwar poland was very quiet. he's much closer to that "fanon" poland. while, yeah he still was pretty fierce. it was much harder to get him to that point than it is now. he was pretty pacifistic all things considered.. he also at the time worked at a library doing archival things.. nowadays her job primarily consists of doing paperwork, which she doesn't mind all that much all things considered.

edit 08/08/23: her """"government assigned"""" username is probableLiability.

[theangelslittlecanary]

i don't know much about bg3 but 👉🏻👈🏻 you should totally post a screenshot of him and gush about it >:3c

Hnnnnn free gush pass??? Thank youuuu 🥺💜👉🏻👈🏻

Here he is, the most handsomest vampire man who is the biggest bastard (affectionate) 💜

I actually started playing the game just because of him and BOI did he not dissapoint; the sass, the cute nicknames when you romance him, the romance scenes being all kinds of fun with some good angst and backstory- and those scars on his back??? Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

He honestly is just perfect for me and ticks every single one of my boxes for what I love in a F/O, so it's not surprising that any time he gets a nice cutscene, or does some bantering among the group, I am just this:

Also I took this photo of my screen after he got beat up in a fight because it triggered my care mode so much even though he looks really hot all battered up too 🥺💜����🏻👈🏻

[embossross]

Let’s get started by the start : HEY ROSS HOW ARE YOU 🤩🤩 ??? I'm so happy to read you after all this time !! I had to admit that for a few weeks, i thougt you have abandonned the writting (no pressure here, you know it). How’s the new job ?? I’ve missed you !

For once, this won't be a live-reaction, I'm on vacation and still in bed, and I was so engrossed in my reading that I didn't take the time to grab a second screen.

My poor girl, at first, and this is most certainly intentional on your part, I thought she already knew about the videos and was just leaving the country like « no, this is too much for me, bye lol 🫡 » but then I understood this need to no longer exist and indeed, what could be better than an airport ? Which is ambivalent, because your identity is meticulously controlled there, and at the same time, it's often where you find the biggest crowds of anonymous people, idk if you know what I mean.

Takashi.. when I think I felt bad for that guy.. lol I hope someone (Shuji) will make him suffer like he makes Doc suffer.

Poor thing.. the two « men in her life » are vengeful bastards.

Her mental breakdown when Hanma wanted to take her home was incredible, so relatable. I think if I'd had a handbag, I'd probably have attacked him with it.

And Hanma.. Oh Hanma, I have to admit that even if I'd have attacked him, and even if I would like him dead, I think I'd still have ended up following him, because he'd be the last constant in my life. But the suicide threat is so much « her » too, and so much more logical. Who'd want that raving lunatic Hanma Shuji as their only marker (except me, lol)?

So now what can happen to her ? To them ? I'm worried but so excited to find out !!

By the way, are you prioritizing FHMTH before moving on to another fic or were you just indulging us, given the suspense of the last chapter ?

See youuuu 💕💕

awww thank you so much! i was pretty iffy on this one, so i'm glad you liked it 🥹🥹🥹 my job has been great! it's not even that busy. it just has completely changed my schedule and i haven't built in good writing times, so i've slowed down a lot. i'm so close to the finished line for this one, and i vow i will finish no matter what.

and on that note, yep i am prioritizing fhmty! we're in the middle of the final arc, and i want to stick close to it and see my vision finally all come together!

i love the way you describe the feeling of being in an airport! and i know exactly what you mean. i've been doing some travel for work and i realized it was the perfect liminal space as reader hovers on the precipice of a decision. they're just neat tbh. and i am so glad you thought she was skipping out of town! i structured the start of the chapter that way on purpose to trick you!!! i love when stuff works!

thank you for liking the breakdown at the end. it's honestly the part of the chapter i'm most on the fence about. i worried it lacked subtlety, so it's a relief that it was cathartic to readers :)

anyway you are so absolutely kind and i hope you have a fantastic time on vacation!!!

[cable-knit-sweater]

MAYA HAVE YOU SEEN THESE??? If so, how are you doing boo, because I, myself, am not doing okay, personally!!!!!! *manically giggling through my sobs*

Oh my god I don't even have the words to express how wildly attracted I am to him in this movie and these pics are particularly insane, with the arms and the chest hair and the nipple and the hands and the hair and the beeeeeard aaaaaaaahhhh 😭😫😭😫😭

So sorry for being unhinged in your inbox I just had to scream for a minute and I thought you'd understand 🥴 ilyyyyyyyy 💕💕

MINNIE!!!!!!!! I HAD NOT SEEN THESE OH MY FUCJINH GOD 😫😫😫😭😭😭😭

I’m having like, heart palpitations and I’m crying and what am I even looking at how how how what???????? Sgshdhdjxkdhhshshs this man is not real, fuck. Fuck.😫😫

I am NOT doing okay baby, thank you for asking. I clicked that link not being prepared AT ALL for the sight of him like that, those ARMSSSS and he looks so daddy and so hot I am SOBBING WHAT IS THIS???

And the chest hair, and his nipples and just, that stupid ridiculous body I am unwell? I am not okay? I think that first one actually just makes me want to crawl onto the floor and sob because he looks PERFECT and soft, that hair, the beard, HE IS EVERYTHING, why is he so so gorgeous??? 😭😭😭😭

I need like, a week to get over these. I don’t think I’m capable of doing anything right now apart from drooling and screaming and crying. So yeah, don’t apologize for being unhinged in my inbox, I’m actually super grateful for it because I do understand, I’m just as unhinged and not normal about these as you are. Fuck. I’m not kidding about those heart palpitations.

I just don’t understand how anyone looks like this. God I always think I can’t be more attracted to him and then….whatever the fuck this is 😭😭😭

Thank you for dropping by and showing me these honey, and I wish you all the luck in the world doing anything productive today - I’m pretty sure I won’t be able to. Love love love youuuu 💖💖💖 (and I hate this bastard with his fucking perfect everything)