#thanks for the concern anon

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Maybe you just need to clean your washing machine? When mine makes my clothes smell like what you described, I just run a hot cycle with nothing in but a smoll bottle of vinegar (just the vinegar, not the bottle itself as well ofc), and all is well in the world again 👍 Good luck!

- Invested Anon

Thanks, if my apartment maintenance would start responding to my requests now then we could really get somewhere!

[13flowersandfoxes]

hey was stopping by your blog for fun and noticed you'd mentioned being in the mojave. quick tip for you, any method that involves water for cooling down tends to be quite effective because its just so damn dry there (if you haven't figured it out already). so like, wetting your hair, soaking your shirt and wringing it out, neck cooler, fuck even a swamp cooler if you got access to one of those will all work pretty well because the humidity is practically abyssmal all the time. besides that you can generally adhere to the normal advice of staying out of the sun, going out at night if you have to go out at all, ect. (then again you did say you're from california/utah so sorry if this is old news to you lmao) gl and don't get heat exhaustion

Yeah I’ve lived in/near the Mojave my whole life so I’m pretty okay with knowing how to stay cool, it’s just generally not my favorite time to deal with it being so hot

[kiwisandpearls]

Ay this vomiting stuff sounds pretty serious how long this been going on?

The puking has been in on and off thing for the majority of my life, never really caused me any issue other than me just not being able to hold my food down on occasion (this isn’t regular dw, I don’t usually have a hard time keeping my food down). It’s just that it’s gotten worse over the second half of this week. I should be feeling ok from now on but I don’t 100% trust my body to cooperate with me so.

tldr: it’s been on and off most of my life, but doesn’t cause me much of an issue, and thankfully I am feeling much better than i did a few days ago

[ekoprod]

bro idk if you wete just joking but in case you are ingesting glowstick juice PLEASE dont do that stuff can be lethal omg....im not tryna be mean im sorry those tags just genuinely scared me lol its dangerous stuff

Dont worry anon I was an autistic first grader when that happened and im a somewhat functioning adult now

First time I got a glowstick was watching a planetarium show and mindlessly enjoying the cracking of the stick between my teeth while watching a dude talk about moons

I never thought it would leak but the moment it did, it was so bitter I spat it out

My tongue glowed for a while and it was cool

[scribz-ag24]

okay but you know how dusknoir the species get signals to bring the dead to the underworld

imagine being around grovyle and feeling that all the time

This is such a great idea, Grovyle's time has come but Dusknoir does NOT want to take his soul, yet dusknoirs lose their will when they receive orders...

[foolsocracy]

I can't help but notice you haven't posted any angst in a while and I'm suspicious

whipped this one up just for u anon

[doinggreat]

Why do you hate other clubs so much? Watch your own clubs LOL

it's a lifestyle. i wake up, pray for man utd/real madrid downfall and only then i can start my day

[crualex-de-vil]

Ah I see you’ve been experiencing the wonder of Signalis hmm

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about my brain is fine and not rotting at all

[solarsturniolo]

pls post an in depth tutorial on ur text messages bc when i try to they always turn green but im like nono i want blue

Of course!

Here’s an in-depth tutorial of how i do my text messages!

(Whether they’re green or blue isn’t really something i know how to control, i just know that mine come back blue when i text myself.)

1. Make your phone number a contact in your phone!

Obviously, you’ll want it to be the name of whoever you’re texting as well as their contact photo. In this instance, we will use Chris, just because he was the last one I used.

2. Go into your iMessage app and start a new conversation with your contact!

You can look it up by number or by name, i find it easier to do it by name!

3. Start texting!

The most fun part; coming up with an idea and playing both roles. I like to make certain changes to make them seem more realistic and to differentiate between the reader and whoever they’re talking to! For instance, i ALWAYS make Matt and Chris use lowercase format. Their messages NEVER start with an uppercase letter so that i can easily tell which messages to delete when i’m going through them. I also make Matt and Chris use the wrong versions of your/you’re and there/their/they’re sometimes since they have a history of being grammatically incorrect.

4. The most frustrating part is having to delete some messages.

Remember: you’re texting your own number. These messages have nowhere else to go except back to you! So you’ll have to go through and manually select which ones to delete to make the conversation make sense! (I have had to start over on SEVERAL of these because of one message that i deleted on the wrong side, so take the time to pay close attention to which messages you are deleting! I literally had to redo my example ones 💀)

5. Review and make sure it all looks good!

Usually if I have longer ones, i like to make sure there’s enough conversation to make two separate screenshots without too much layover in the second one. Too much layover can cause confusion and make the reader less interested in the conversation. One or two messages is okay, just so the reader remembers where they left off at, but i try to keep it at three MAX.

6. Screenshot!

I like to keep the time, wifi, and battery percentage out of mine, personally, but you don’t have to crop them if it’s not important to you!

7. Delete!

I always delete the conversation once i’m done with that particular prompt, so as to not confuse myself when i’m making a new one!

8. Format the post!

Once i have 8-10 really good ones, i set up my format on tumblr and upload the pictures. Make sure the conversations are in the right order and then do your tags and stuff and you’re done!

The process can be tedious, but its not super complicated! Have fun making texts!!

[i3utterflyeffect]

cursor selkie sc (due to some unlikely plot contrivance) in god with a bag of groceries au would be so funny...bystanders watching god pass by with a bag of groceries, followed by tiny god with a packet of cookies. adorable.

ANON... YOUR MIND..........

[radish-lesbian]

i hope you find love for yourself someday. i hope that someday you wake up and you realize that there is more to life than hating other people for things that they cant control. i hope that you go outisde and smell the flowers. make a friend. talk to people. learn about things that dont make sense to you. i hope that you grow love in your heart someday. even for trans women. even for genderqueer people. even for men. even for people that don't fit in your boxes. you won't get love through hatred. but i hope upon hope that one day you'll learn to love living.

Refreshing ask, good to get one that’s not just “kys”. However it’s pretty condescending to assume that I don’t talk to people or go outside lol?

I also don’t hate any of the groups you listed. I just want people to not treat an oppressed group (women) poorly. My justified rage at injustice is not something I’ll ever silence. People have been telling women for centuries to shut up and not be mad at the crap hand they’ve been dealt. Thanks but no thanks, I’ll continue to demand change and demand that the people around me break out from misogynistic behavior patterns, both overt and covert. It may shock you, but I’m friends with many trans and genderqueer people as well as men.

Also, nobody ‘fits in my boxes’ because I don’t have boxes. I don’t believe gender is real. From my perspective, many trans ideologies are much more rigid categorizers than I’ll ever be, microlabeling every gender identity so you can find one “you fit” rather than recognizing that it’s an inherently false concept.

Relevant image courtesy of @femenaces :

[blindmagdalena]

Homie lightweight drowning hughie does something for me I don't know how to articulate. Agnostic but suddenly enthusiastically volunteering to get baptized. I love him covered in blood but the little sadistic things he does that he knows he can get away with just gets me, and then playing it off after like it's nbd or accidental. The genuine smile during. I feel like he'd notice the reaction and do it more and I would absolutely reward it

(Side note I read about your cat, I'm so sorry I know how stressful it can be! I hope they're doing better!)

honestly i get you anon. i too want the homelander dunk special. i really miss how much of a cat playing with mice he was in the earlier seasons, always scheming and pulling off his dastardly little plots. his writing has gotten pretty overblown and caricaturish.

but i love subtle malice. i love when he's smiling broadly and looks every bit a hero, but he does or says something that just isn't quite right. the uncanny valley effect of s1 homelander is still so chilling to me! and deeply sexy.

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

Does your husband know you have a blog dedicated to thirsting over another man?

PFT

Yes lol. My husband is in no way threatened by a man made of pixels. He's equally crushing on Shadowheart and I'm not threatened by that whatsoever. She's not real lol It's kinda funny actually because both our favs in bg3 are the characters who look/act similar to my husband and I

I even show him my edits before I post them and he says they're good :3

[j0kers-light]

hii, i have a doubt, how do you imagine joker's scars?? They aren't quite visible with his make-up so I was wondering if you feature them like the scar's on tdk where Joker isn't wearing any makeup for like five seconds (When he dresses as an officer) or I've also seen some edits in your account of joker without makeup, are they just visuals or is it how you write him??

I shall clear your doubt sweet anon. 😘 You wanna know how he got these scars? 🖤✨

They’re written exactly as they are anon. Why alter something thats already perfect? Ugh he’s so cute okay. I have a sensory issue so textures are ✨ just imagine kissing J with those scars 🤤 God yes!!!

And he rarely wears makeup around us anymore so we get to see Joker all day every day like this! 😭 I need several minutes.

I can’t. I really can’t rn. And his wittle freckles? I’m on the floor and I don’t know if I’ll ever be okay. Yall got me crying at my desk!!!

[wouldtheybecomeafearavatar]

Is the concept of you not updating on a while and my concern over it be part of the Lonely? 🥺

;-; Sorry anon! I'm okay I promise!

[devourable]

Soooo I’m guessing the mermaids and humans can’t have “fry” together the usual way, but how would the mermaids react to a darling who wants to start a family or pod with them? 🥹

P.S. hope you’re doing alright! Pls don’t overwork yourself <3

if you express a desire to have children with them, the girls would discuss it amongst themselves first. trying to pin down the logistics, if it'd even be possible for them to have kids with you, whether or not they'd be hybridized if you can, etc etc. but they all come to the same opinion; they're ABSOLUTELY starting a family with you, no questions asked.

orphan baby merfolk aren't uncommon pod members, so adoption is always a possibility. buuuut 👀 you don't know if you can't have kids with them if you don't try 👀 especially if it's the height of mating season 👀 soooo.... you'll definitely be dragged off to an underwater cave to try and make it happen