#that is...

[di-42]

What am I doing on tumblr, I should write. *Sighs*

[themindelectricdemo4]

Two hundred thirty two decillion two hundred twenty two nonillion two hundred twenty two octillion three hundred thirty one septillion eight hundred eighteen sextillion three hundred quintillion two hundred one quadrillion two hundred one trillion six hundred two billion three hundred two miillion three hundred ten thousand

[mobeanz]

The other day my sister looked me in the eyes and referred to me by my url and I haven't known peace since

She has the power to destroy me

[lesser-vissir]

Trans women will talk about how they are ignored and disbelieved in trans spaces because of transmisogyny. Then trans men will say that they experience the same thing and then precede to describe being treated as a man by the queer community and how gender minorities they oppress as a man don't trust them.

[kyliafanfiction]

Reading a fic, and the author describes the force/intensity/depth of one woman kissing another as “ making sweet love to the other woman's tonsils. “

Geyaaaaagh

[swan2swan]

Poland

what the

[mollyjames]

“Eh, I don’t like doing self-promotion. I always feel like I’m bothering people.”

*the one time I make a self-promo post I gain a bunch of followers and attention*

[my-wordy-brain]

0272

A person finds out how to time travel and all they use it for is to make money in the stock market and buy basic stuff for cheap in the past.

[hopeshoodie]

Just learned that on the Love Island TV show cast members are forbidden from masturbating 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[heartsoftruth]

“Me and Kylian are like brothers. I'm the big brother. We enjoy playing together a lot. I want to bring out the best in him. He's a golden boy. I call him "golden boy", because he is really gold. He has a big heart, as a football player everyone knows what he is worth, but he's incredible outside the pitch as well. He is always smiling, joyous, he loves having fun. We are very much alike and we need to be happy to perform at 100 per cent. And yet there are also strong failures, in the recent Champions League final with PSG."

- Neymar on Kylian via TF1 | 01.21

[alch3mic]

Ok umm before I forget did u get my 3 g with Beast ask 😂?

.......yes...

[michaun]

not stay stay stay making it to my top 100 now THAT is embarrassing 

[thewheezingwyvern]

Oh my god that... crap. That would be genius what the heck? Especially with Shinso, who can literally actually do that to you. With his Quirk. Just a simple 'don't you dare cum' and BOOM! you can't. 💫

Oh he would not only do that to you, he would spring it after you beg him for release. He’d say, “I’m sorry, what was that?” and when you go to repeat your begging, he’d get you with his Quirk. Then torment you.

((Send me your favorite tropes and kinks!))

[bigoltrashpile]

I don't know about being a thot, but Gaster is a Goopy daddy

Omg 

[kyliafanfiction]

Of all the takes I’ve seen re: Cyberpunk 2077 the one where ‘Evelyn Parker used her white privilege to steal from poor immigrants’ has got to be the weirdest I’ve ever heard of.

[ask-a-former-champ]

What kind of crude phrasing was that? 👀

I uh...

I called myself an idiot...