#that really is a fucking list o_O...

[mirrorthoughts]

First & Last Lines

Rules: Post the first and last lines of the last 10 fics you posted. WIPs are welcome. Not super strict!!

I was tagged multiple times, so thanks to my lovely mutuals @thotpuppy and @lucky-bishop!!

Not All Soup Is Soup - Teen Wolf, Steter, 2,992 words "So you finally decided to tell us that you're together?" - "Sleep, Stiles. And tomorrow we're going through that book together."

Mushroom Soup - Teen Wolf, Steter, 2,570 words Stiles loved the quiet days. - "Fucking hell!"

Inn of the Multiverse - Teen Wolf, Post-Steter, 8,162 words Year 7, Day 104 Current World: 217, Day 4 of 4* * remind residents they need to leave if they want to stay in this world - Stiles hoped he would.

Once is Chance, twice is a Coincidence, three times is a Pattern - Teen Wolf, Steter, 2,805 words Peter noticed the cat for the first time during a grocery run. - Catniss purred, still content in the arms of her human's lover.

I Can See What Could Be And I Want It - Teen Wolf, Steter, 32,980 words The first thing he noticed when he left behind the darkness was the warmth engulfing him. - And their future looked beautiful.

Pre-Canon, Secret Rituals, Presents - Teen Wolf, gen, 1,282 words "Scotty, hey! Hey, Scotty!" - "Of course, Scott! I'm sure we'll be best friends forever!"

Plants, Time Loop, Public Transportation - Original Story, Post-OC/ OC, 1,704 words When Sascha stepped into the subway he didn't think much of it. - "132."

How to woo your Jester - @oblivionsdream Original Story, Jester/Knight, 596 words "You've already given me flowers yesterday." - More beautiful than even flowers.

The little things - Teen Wolf, Steter, WIP, 11,382 words Stiles felt his dad's eyes stare into his back as he walked up the stairs to his room, still shaken from what had happened at the high school. - "After all now that he has lost his sister it would only be normal to want his last surviving family close to him, even take care of him himself, don't you think?"

Dead On Time - Teen Wolf, Steter, 11,725 words "Uncle Peter, Mum wants you to send these letters to the other packs!" - After all, he had a bit of time until he’d be gone for good.

Ooof, what a list 😂 that did take me a bit to collect all this! Also, lots of Steter 😂😂😂

Low-pressure tags for: @aurevell, @raett97, @whimsicalmeerkat, @dear-massacre, @tkwritesdumbassassins, @bucky-boychik-barnes and everyone else who wants to do this!

I have no idea who hasn't done that yet 😂😂

[lovelyrotter]

okay but i actually kinda wanna know ur take on stridercest being canon compliant O_O <- autism stare

oh hey i am also hitting you with the autism stare. ill try to get my thoughts down in a way that makes sense to more than just me hahaha

bear in mind that im an epilogue lover and i think Meat/Candy are really valuable pieces that further all of the characters and are also hard canon in the sense that we're looking at just 2 post-game universe outcomes out of an uncountable number (the book in the picnic basket representing post-canon fanfic). i think the characters actions in the epilogues make sense and are satisfying to me. yes even jane (i love alpha jane and i will not do her the disservice of 'cleaning her up' w/o showing her work for it. thats not how you depict a character who grew up with fascist programming). i could totally go on a whole tangent about this specifically but thats another post lol we'd be here forever and its also not stridercest

but okay. canon stridercest. under the cut cause it got kinda long

basically it has to do with the cherubs and how their relationships and mating rituals are pretty obviously incestuous leaning even though cherubs dont have the human concept of Siblings or blood family. the cherub who predominates will search across paradox space to mate with another cherub who closely resembles the cherub they predominated which is like textbook Freudian sexuality. theres a lot of Freud and Jungian stuff in HS imo even if im kinda [wobbly hand gesture] at the validity of these theories applied to real life and real people. but theyre super fun tools and lenses to use in fiction and i mean. gestures at all of dave

so the incest aliens cherubs. the whole reason why im talkin about them is bc Caliborn is so incredibly interested and invested in the Striders in particular. caliborn as both Lord English and Lil Cal shapes earth NOT OVERTLY but more so embeds himself in earth society, but again, the Striders lives in particular. dave is full of incest jokes. hes even apparently got a list of his friends arranged in order of how likely theyd incest-elope with each other (thank you epilogues for this amazing factoid). he seems to think about it often enough to, yknow, Do That. have a good solid think about that and construct an organized list about it. bearing in mind dave makes jokes about stuff thats a) bothering him, or b) generally camping out in his brain. hes not even really aware of it most of the time (as we see in one of the openbounds where hes all 'why am i thinking about puppets???' after seeing dirk for the first time in that dream bubble. he is thinking nonstop about dirk at that point and going off his only frame of reference for ANY dirk, which is his bro. his bro who was most likely deeply warped by Lil Cal)

sorry for the long blocky paragraph lol. but now onto the next thing

Caliborn as Lil Cal is the centerpiece in the beta strider apartment. dave cant escape him and beta dirk grew up with him. what the fuck do you do when youre childhood comfort item is also the most evil creature across all of paradox space? if youre a dirk you try to fight it. but how long can you keep fighting something like that. its safe to say that bro was affected by Caliborns particular brand of perversion and sfw kink. i dont think i have to say how insidious abusive and toxic he is about those things. and looking at the truth of beta bro (16yo alpha dirk) you can start to see just how warped beta bro became. beta bro is a false dirk (still a very Real dirk but not the Truth of dirk. beta bro has been toxified and made infinitely worse by an absolute evil influence over decades of life. in 80s fuckin texas. presumably in the system. anyone would be fucked up after that)

so for this analysis/theory im stating beta bro as a false persona. using jungian terms he is apha dirk's shadow

both dave and dirk live with a fake, carefully manicured version of their bros. they live with personas (or shadows of their guardians on the walls. hello platos allegory of the cave). they dont actually know e/o and they dont until the striunion

alpha dirk especially grows up embedded in the Public Persona Of Dave Strider 400 years post mortem and completely alone with unlimited internet access. hes a self admitted expert on his bro and we dont get to see a lot if any of his early childhood but i can hazard a guess at how much he clung to that persona of his bro. he fuckin idolizes dave. he LOVES dave. right off the bat he is in some kind of love with dave and i think if you try to argue against that then thats you slippin. i think youre a fool and have to reread homestuck because i wholeheartedly believe the striders loving eachother is part of the win state

once again this is speculation cause we get barely anything about alpha dave, but from what we already know about him im guessing this bro-persona is

achingly effortlessly cool

oozing masculinity (toxic or not, not really interested in categorizing that although toxic coolboy masculinity IS something the striders contend with & is an important facet in their lives)

a skilled fighter

a dedicated moviegoer (hes a director need i say more. this one is probably the only genuine thing about his on-screen persona)

and now lets look at jake. someone whos grown up on pretty much nothing but movies, whos doubtlessly been influenced by hollywood and its idea of gritty 'main character' masculinity through that, and who also clings to more old-school ideas of manliness (think victorian/edwardian era gentlemanly-but-loves-a-good-scrum kinda manly. moustache twirly with a monocle kinda manly. basically everything that grandpa harley is)

but okay lets look at what jake wants to be. lets take a look at his teenager persona

achingly effortlessly cool (his own 'hollywood star' kind of cool also def influenced by his favourite characters like lara croft who is indeed achingly cool. you see him succeed in inhabiting this hollywood star persona on earth c)

oozing masculinity (the old school manly mans-man kind)

a skilled fighter (two pistoles always. harder to aim cause you cant use a free hand to make up for kickback. that takes skill)

a dedicated moviegoer (again one of the only genuine parts about his persona. his questionable-to-wretched tastes aside. but bearing in mind that the SBaHJ movies are intentionally bad which is what makes them loop around to good. such is the nature of intentionally 'bad' art. jake fuckin lives in this perpetual bad-good art loop. okay enough with the art tangent keep focused man cmon)

because dirk has obviously way more contact with jake i dont doubt he sees through jakes own (admittedly way more flimsy) coolboy persona but the point still stands i think. different flavours but the same kinda guy. dirk has a type and i dont think its a stretch to say that hes looking for aspects of the bro-persona he grew up looking at in other boys, much like the winning cherub looking for the one they lost in the cherub theyll mate with

also wtf is with dirks obvious boner for dave chasing him across paradox space to decapitate him huh?? the last few sentences in Meat are about that very thing. he wants to fuc fight dave sooo bad. haha remember how the cherubic mating ritual is one of the most violent and long running spectacles in paradox space? i sure do

[saph-y]

What’s been your favorite part of Elden Ring so far?

OOF tough choice ! I have nooo idea what was THE moment, so I'm just going to list a bunch (under the cut because spoilers !)

LESGO

Exploring Stormveil Castle, so many hidden things ! I love that

The first time I took and elevator to Siofra not knowing anything, then I start to see stars, then ruins of a huge abandonned city, I can still feel my eyes go O_O discovering there was a WHOLE FUCKING MAP under the map.

In a general manners each time my jaw drop under the gigantism of the game, it's insane

Galloping in the wild by night and then gold leaves start to fall ~

Got really invested in the trail of crumbs Rogier (; ; babygirl) send you on and... well everything that follows (just got the RING SCENE OMG WAT)

BLAIDD♥♥♥

*Slash slash slash* (Reduvia blade my beloved)

Raya Lucaria atmosphere + Luirnia by night

Lich Dragon fight + everything that happens

Watching dragons... from a distance. Pretty puppies.

Radhan Festival (painful af but epic)

When I got tears in my eyes from the Ancestral Spirit fight. I... don't know why exactly, but the mood and music and general aesthetic touched me deeply

...I'm going to stop because otherwise I'm describing all the game but you get my point xD I can however tell you what's NOT my favorite part of the game : catacombs. Big eyed death lizards. Sauron's tower (you know the one). A N T S.

[dailyoyo]

GGs ranked by how quickly they would resort to murdering their friends if they were stuck in a timeloop (Real edition)

my sincerest fucking apologies to pseud for what ive done to their blog.

THAT SAID: on account of this being very long and very grim to the point that most of it is too grimdark to even be funny anymore i am putting it under a readmore. This is a half-joke half-serious post about the ggs getting stuck in a time loop and murdering each other so like. you get what you click on.

also these are all specifically based aroudn our interps/jet set radio paradox obviously so bear that in mind lol

RULES TO MINIMIZE VARIABLES: only one of them knows they're in a time loop, each is a separate scenario where the listed character is the one who knows and remembers. they do not know why the loop is happening and they do not know how to stop it. the span of time the loop happens is relatively normal, though dangerous enough events happen (maybe just normal jsr stuff) that people may accidentally die during it depending on the exempt character's actions. everyone who dies during a loop is alive again when the date rolls back over. everything is back to square one. no consequences. 14. Pots pots is a dog, even if a highly intelligent one. assuming he can even grasp the idea of a time loop (unlikely) i believe it is even further unlikely that he would recognize it as a bad thing. very possible he just stays in the time loop contentedly forever 13. Soda it takes like a week (or until the first "someone dies and comes back") for him to even notice he's in a timeloop (general apathy/depression?). but when he does notice he's pretty together about it. obviously he wants out but he's literally got all the time in the world, he doesn't need to do stupid traumatic shit just to see what happens. he's got this.

12. Jazz WHY WOULD MURDER EVEN BE PART OF THIS EQUATION WHAT THE FUCK? shes not gonna kill anybody and would think its super fucked to even raise the idea. how is that supposed to help. That said. she does keep repeatedly explaining she's in a time loop almost every loop and it is getting to the point that she kiiiiinda wants to strangle someone or two as stress relief because by god is she stressed. she Won't, she's got more sense than that, but. But…

11. Boogie i think she never really goes full murdermode or anything and the very idea of that happening would shock and disturb her, but surprisingly early on she gives into the impulse to push one of the other ggs into traffic (it doesn't matter anyway, right?) and watches them get ran over. and she's like O_O oh jesus fuck that was horrible. and she never kills anyone again during the loops but it HAUNTS her and makes her nervous abt the idea that she COULD do it again.

10. Gum she's mostly level headed, i think, so she wouldn't be quick to resort to madness. but give her enough time and she starts feeling desperate and does some scary shit in the hopes that maybe somehow they'll at least remember next time. like more than anything i think it's the isolation of it that gets to her. maybe she doesn't progress to outright intentional murder, maybe she only tries it once or twice to see if it fixes anything (it doesn't). while she doesn't go full-blown axe-crazy she DOES become incredibly dangerous and desperate to just not be the only one who remembers.

9. Garam while his nerves end up aaaabsolutely shot and he loses all his patience to see the same day happening over and over, i think it would honestly take a while for him to become a danger to the ggs. he'd rather take out his stress on Literally Anything Else. that said he'd reach a point where he accidentally kills someone for real (whether a gg or an unrelated party) and it fucks him up reallll bad, but whether it fucks him up in a "fine whatever i can kill people who cares" way or a "I NEED TO BE CAREFUL THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN HOLY FUCK" way depends on the circumstances.

8. Beat honestly? unless something in particular causes him to suspect one of the ggs is responsible for the loop, it takes a while for it to even occur to him that killing his friends is an option. like maybe he might end up killing the GGs' enemies and maybe even rivals, but if you brought up the idea of killing his FRIENDS to him he'd be like "wait huh??? but why even????" that said, though, keep him in there long enough and he might develop a severe god complex and start doing it purely to power trip.

7. Combo putting him in a time loop i think would really be the last straw in his miserable life. maybe he deserves the right to kill someone at this point really. while he focuses intently on trying to find a way to break the loop, as it all begins to grate on him he really just stops giving a shit about much of anything. the murder isn't a constant thing, more like one or two good ol' kill em all style breakdowns, and obviously it only makes him feel sick to his stomach when the date rolls over, but what can he even do about it?

6. Clutch he tries to play it cool at first and not think about it too hard but it isnt long before a sort of prey animal panic is invoked in him and hes like. I gotta get outta here. I gotta get out of here. Oh my god i gotta get the hell out of here. and it doesn't help that hes really not close with these guys yknow. and any concern from the ggs he reacts to with escalating violence until he reaches the point he's killing them multiple times in hopes that gives him a way out. eventually he just gives up

5. Corn at first the thought of killing his friends doesnt even cross his mind but he becomes increasingly desperate to understand what's happening and soon enough it's a last resort. it's all very methodical testing the limits of the loop and himself, not explaining anything to anyone else because they'll forget anyway and becoming increasingly hostile and isolationist. he doesn't want to but He's out of options. He has to FIGURE IT OUT.

4. Roboy what bothers him more than anything else is the feeling of helplessness over the whole thing and even if the others COULD help him he's not going to try to get their help. he kills the other ggs to feel less powerless, like he has any sort of control over the situation, and all it does is make him feel worse and worse and worse. maybe eventually reaches a point where he starts deleting his memories of the resets in the hopes this breaks the vicious feedback loop but all it does is ensure the cycle never ends.

3. Yoyo If you put yoyo in a situation where nothing he does matters and none of his actions have consequences he will do increasingly crazy dumb shit because it's not like it matters anyway. and he will undergo EXTREMELY RAPID psychological decay that DOES end in him killing members of the ggs just to see what effect it has both on the loop and on others' psyches. and he will just assume that the loop is forever and ever with no way to ever break it.

2. Cube cube upon realizing she and she alone is in a timeloop will rapidly come to the conclusion that she is in actual literal hell. everything wrong with her will come to the surface at once. she will suffer a severe psychological break SO fast and the streets will run red. maybe she's enjoying it. maybe she isn't. but she is convinced this HAS to happen. and that she deserves it. 1. Mew As soon as Mew finds out that deaths don't stick she's going to massacre all of the GGs just to see how it feels. just once. to try it. it's fine. it doesn't matter. Where did she get that higurashi cleaver

bonus: with the way i joke about zero beat maybe he doesnt even notice hes in a time loop until After hes maimed someone to death. i dont know man. im lying. who fucking give a shit

[jennyandvastraflint]

Xena Reactions S3Ep4. Aka WOAH THAT'S A LOT OF TRAUMA FOR MY POOR GABRIELLE Part 1 😭

Ffs why is Ares here AGAIN

OH who is THIS

Discord?? She kinda 👀 (gosh her outfit)

Ares you are so mfing UGLY I hate your stupid beard

Call him out, Discord 😍

GABRIELLEEEE

Hehe she's doing philosophy

Gosh Xena is silly silly

HER SLAPPING GABRIELLE TO STOP HER

BRITANNIA

CAESAR. FUCK.

Oh that did something to her. Poked that trauma, hu

Damn her listing stuff

"You know her?"

Why is there a dude with only one god again

"And to destroy Caesar" EPIC MUSIC. OHOHOHHH. She's gonna go REVENGE

"Xena doesn't hate Romans. Just Caesar."

Damn, Xena actually telling Gabrielle stuff? 😂

"The gods I know are trouble enough"

Sdbfhhdhdd HE MATERIALISED AROUND THE SWORD

Jesus Ares, fuck YOOOUUU

oh I hate this Ares whispering in her ear. I'd genuinely rather have Joxer here compared to Ares... Like if I had to choose. Preferably I want neither.

Is this Gabrielle's boyfriend of the week 😑

GABRIELLE BELIEVES IN LOVE TO XENA THO

I love Gabrielle teaching sb what Xena taught her

GABRIELLE GENTLY ASKING WHAT'S UP ❤️

I love them talking 😊

They really said Damn we got a ship now, let's put like four episodes on a boat!

How's the view from up there

Ohhh, is she sending morse code

"Yes, sir. They're headed north" ehdhdhd

A chariot again. Damn makes me nostalgic for Callisto

OH A HOT WOMAN

Damn Xena and that woman definitely fucked in the past. They have divorced sapphics energy

I dearly love that you actually see something in these night scenes. As opposed to new shows

GABRIELLE NOOOOOOO!!!!

I love women btw.

"Because your hatred for him won't allow you to be elsewhere" Oh she read her like a scroll of parchment

AHHHHH XENA LIKE "No that's impossible"

Oh shit she's about to murder someone bc her gf isn't here (*cough* Xena and Vastra are so alike-)

oh fuck yea...

And her ex kneeew

"Nooo." ough

Stop manhandling Gabrielle my babygirl

Pls she's so FEISTY😍😊

YUCK. CAESAR

Hi Karlchen.

OH. GABRIELLE IS TRYING TO SELL HERSELF SHORT SO SHE CAN'T BE USED TO BLACKMAIL XENA

Shit r they gonna threaten to crucify Gabrielle

Ohhh, is Xena gonna infiltrate

EW. STRAIGHT AGENDA (I knooow it's just a cover but still)

Eepy Gabrielle

Uh oh. I hate how smart Caesar is...

NOOOOOOOOO THEY PUT GABRIELLE UP

NO. NOPEEEE NOT THE BROKEN LEGS That's so fucked up

Xena's gonna save her

HA. She knew they were gonna bring them there.

Haha, Caesar's dumbstruck face

GABRIELLE CAN YOU MAKE BIGGER HEART EYES AT XENA

"Timing. We've got to work on timing."

HER CATCHING GABRIELLE 😍

She split his spear!!!

AHAHA FUCKING LOSER GOT HURT.

Rip his banner!!!

Oh, now his massive ego is scratched

NOT GABRIELLE APOLOGISING FOR BEING CAPTURED 😭😭😭

Awww, poor thems

Oh fuck they're taking the temple

Their shield formation and Xena just jumps them... 😂

Mmmmm... Not sure I like that. I'm calling the temple is a trap honestly... This went too smoothly

Oh Xena is enjoying this TOO much

And of course Ares is back.......

Ares stop shouting.

"Trust me, Xena!" "Based on what?" YES

Uhhhh why does this have the vibe of sacrificial virgin.....

Is their one god Chaos

Innocent blood? OH FUCK Gabrielle's blood innocence isn't it

NOOOOO, GABRIELLE

Mmmmmmh...

O_O GABRIELLE STABBED HER. SHE JUST KILLED FOR THE FIRST TIME

This is gonna let the god come out

WTFFFFFFF

I hate this guy

GABRIELLE MY POOR GIRL 😭😭😭

SHE'S SCREAMING, SOMEONE GO HUG HER. XENA!!!! YOUR GF IS IN DANGER

Oh she is enjoying that revenge on Xena bit too much

"That's where Gabrielle is" HUAGGHH

SHE HUGS HER. SHE HOLDS HER AWWWW

"No, Gabrielle, you couldn't"

"Accidentally!!!" "No, I stabbed her"

POOR GABRIELLE!!! SHE'S HIDING BEHIND XENA. PROTECTIVE XENA.

"What have you done to her, you BASTARD!?" She's big mad

Oh fuck. They wanna welcome that god and there's a battle about to begin outside

GABRIELLE!!!! FIRE. MY POOR BABY

Xena is so frightened for her gf

She's hovering over flames

Damn what a thin stone wall

HOLD ON GABRIELLE

Xena was scratched :(

BOOB KNIFE!!!

Xena is so sexy honestly

"Great at WHAT?" OH SHE'S THROWING HIM IN AND SAVING HER WIFEY

"I got you, I got you" Aaaaaaah

THEY'RE SO CLOSE. XENA IS SO PROTECTIVE OF HER

Kaboom

OUGH THEY'RE SO

"It hurts inside" OUGH sobbing. Gabrielle got me sobbing

Damn those are some CGI'd ruins

Also they really just abandoned the supposed A plot of the battle. That was SO smart tho. Like, from a story perspective. It was brilliantly executed.

[panelshowsource]

random thoughts dump of the week bc none of this deserves its own post

coming down from a smol john kearns kick and really enjoyed it, guy has a ridiculously sweet presence and i really like his voice. it also brings me great joy his previous career was working in museums and as a tour guide. i would like that life, i think (i worked at universal orlando for a little bit in 2013 and was always super jealous of the vip tour guides lol). he mentioned on one of his rhlstps that despite winning arguably the biggest (british) comedy awards there are, he never released a standup special or dvd, and he kinda wants to keep it that way so he has something special between him and his live audience — and that really made me sad face. like, my guy, what about those of us who can't see you bc won't leave that damn island. (also ed gamble's new tour having no nyc date felt personal...) in another episode, he talked a little about, in great part due to social media, people want comedians they can know everything about, get the whole look of; comedians who are the same people onstage as off. he's not like that and doesn't really like the idea of that. i think there's a lot to say about that subject but i'll just leave it for now...

speaking of touring ed byrne next week!!! and jimmy and alan carr coming up!! what a fun time :')

speaking of rhlstp and ed, one thing that occurred to me and i thought was quite funny upon listening to his recent episode is that both richard and ed have that self-aware side of them that admits to bitterness, professional jealousy, annoyance with critics/haters, believing they're not as successful as they deserve to be, etc. while it can come off whiney here and there, it's not too obnoxious or anything, i just found it amusing they had this (often concealed or private) quality in common. i might even put jenny eclair in that camp (others too but that's a discourse i don't really wanna start lmao)

if another youtuber, following amelia dimoldenberg (and munya? does he count?), had to go on taskmaster i would probably vote for ollie kendal off of jolly. in my mind he and alex would be genuinely good friends outside of the show

man i miss the horne section podcast so bad

honestly, i'm a little surprised david mitchell doesn't have a podcast. he loves radio, it's not too demanding of a gig, and he's got tons of interests that could make engaging premises for podcasts... i'm sure someone has floated this to him before, so i need the reason why he said no. maybe he was busy with his book. would love a history pod fr

does anyone else ever remember when david mitchell was in rick and morty and just sit back and go O_O also when he was on graham norton with hillary clinton like lmaooo i just love the idea of the booking agents for that show being like "we're having fucking hillary clinton on who can we bring for comic relief who is a household name but not problematic but intelligent but actually funny" i mean they hit the jackpot of course but it cracks me up that that's his brand

did david ever watch succession? rob def did but i need more about it from both of them

sometimes i think about when david accepted his bafta for peep show and the music that was playing while he walked to the stage was "sex on fire" by kings of leon hahahahaha like what who was djing that night fr

where did charlie brooker go

speaking of back in the day — and i do mean back, like 15+ years ago — and my main panel show obsession was buzzcocks, there were a few non-comedians who would come on panel shows who were properly fucking funny, like martin freeman and josh groban, and i'd always pray they'd eventually come on again. and i think at the time the person at the top of my list was professor green. how random is that TT he was just always up for laugh and just so likable. i also LOVED the song "just good to be green" with lily allen in like 2010 lmaooo this really ages me :)

been really enjoying some old angus deayton-hosted stuff, like old hignfy and wilty. i got into panel shows after he'd stepped out of the spotlight, but i remember being crushed when i found out about his scandal. i also remember stephen fry standing up for him and chastising paul & ian publicly after That Episode of hignfy — which absolutely blew my mind, even though stephen has always said what he thinks — and i agreed with him and am not sure even today if i fully forgave paul & ian for how they treated angus. ik he's still here and there, but i wonder if we'll ever see him in any properly notable capacity again

just watched the latest hignfy actually and jack dee pheww he's ageing very nicely let me just say it and pheww emmanuel sonubi please and thank you. also, paul's outfit was quite nice. an enjoyment of the eyes indeed

i've been making a lot of typos in my gifs lately for literally no reason other than not proofreading my rushing and it's embarrazzing i'm gonna do better

speaking of gifs i have NOTHING!!! in my drafts folder. nothing. no content. nothing is made. nothing in the queue. [sigh] sounds like tonight we be bustin it out huh. idk about other gifmakers (i actually don't follow any other panel show blogs, but this isn't necessarily a panel show blog thing, just a regular original content thing) but i don't usually make gifs throughout the week — instead, like, marathon gif like two times a week and build up 10–20 drafts to post throughout the week. if you gif every single day or to keep up with all of the new content, it starts to become a chore, which is never fun :(

speaking of which i probably won't gif outsiders too much because people don't seem to care too much about it + the webrips are just...so ugly in gif form, even at 1080p! it's a dave thing fr, taskmaster used to be the same way -_-

okay here we go into gif mode btw i got some of your requests and will def make them!!

[stonyponyofficial]

i was tagged by @cyber--grrl to list ten songs with food and or beverage in the title. thanks fer the tag :3

ill also rate how yummy each song is for fun! 😋

1. dog food - 100 gecs: mm yummy girlkibble just for me ^w^ also very yummy song. the beginning gives me goosebumps every time, and the ending vocal noise feels very eating kibblecore.... u agree right? umm 8/10

2. Chocolate Matter - Sweet Trip: if there were something out there generically called like "chocolate flavored matter" i think id eat it. also DELICIOUS song lots of variety and good texture here 9/10

3. Cream Soda no Yuutsu - ......... : ill admit im not much of a cream soda fanatic. nothing against it in fact it sounds quite yummy at the moment i just don't really have it ever. similar feelings about the song. good i just haven't listened to it much.. feels like im on a cream soda beach being soaked in the waves 7/10

4. Lean Beef Patty - JPEGMAFIA, Danny Brown: mmm yumm yummy yummy scaring the hoes for dinner AGAIN fuck yesss 🥰😻 however just a patty? in a state of being .. maybe cooked? could just be raw meat on a plate. hmmmm. while the song would be near perfect yumminess on my Violet Yumminess Scale the title brings it down a lot... ill say 6/10

5. honeydew blue - 800 Cherries: oooh double fruits on this one :3c melons besides the famous wawermelon aren't really my go-to fruit snack but id have a little if u were having some o_o and like u were making it look really good idk... oh and id have a few of those 800 cherries u have too even tho i said i didn't really like those too... also the song is what i hear when im full from a nice fruit meal. and the triannnggllleeee 😩 chews on it. it is metal. i was gonna give this song an 8 but me not liking honeydew that much should not bring it down this song is a 9/10 yumminess

6. Fresh Meat - Diet Tea Other Cola: yet again we run into the clash between song and title yumminess. fresh meat: the song's yumminess comes from dtoc's slick lyrics and how they mix like backing screams into these songs with little midi beats? i think they're an interesting artist but thats for another time. fresh meat: the food however? would maybe not be as yummy i think. 4/10 bleh!

7. Princess Lunas Glorious Grilled Cheese Sandwiches - Cats Millionaire: i would do unspeakable things to a grilled cheese rn. especially if it was one of princess lunas 😳.... isn't my favorite off fun fun fun but is still yummy in its own right! 7/10

8. Hotel Breakfast - Bladee: listen if there's a whole buffet of shitty breakfast food im there. and if there's a bladee song about it im also there. wait he missed the hotel breakfast bc he slept too late? rookie mistake. 6/10 for missing it lol

9. Stir Fry - Migos: mmmmmm im just making myself hungry now. personally id fuck up some stir fry. chunky ass noodles. little corn. shit. and this Migos song? yummy enough to back it up 8/10

10. Piggy Pie - Insane Clown Posse: hmmmm if we're talking like a pork pot pie from the freezer section yeah sure yummy as hell. however im not sure about these fellas food handling credentials or their ingredients..... song is very crunchy and record scratchy and yummy however so to balance all this. a 7/10 yumminess :3

okay here is where i use my summoning spells.... in case anyone would like to show off their yummy songs as well ^w^ u don't have to rate them that was just for me hehe.... u don't even have to make a post we can just think about yummy songs together instead! ummm okay here i goes @numetalpuppygirl @metroid-fusion @transgirlmononoke @malicious-face @toriel-vapes @a-little-bit-poss SHAZOOO spell of increase ur notification number by one

and as always thanks for w

and as always anyone can lie and say i tagged them if they wanna do yummy song game!

[impromptu-sketches]

𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟘 ✦ 𝕎ℝ𝔸ℙ-𝕌ℙ ~ ℝ𝔼𝕎𝕀ℕ𝔻

Hi everyone! So, I started reading BL for the first time in 2020 but didn’t start doing annual wrap-ups until 2021. So because I feel like I’ve left out a ton of my favorite stories and because I’m a bit of a perfectionist... here’s my 2020 wrap-up rewind!

Out of all of the BL stories -ongoing and completed at the time- that I read, I have a winner in ten categories and four ‘best of’ winners!! Enjoy the 2020 throwback!!

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✧ - FUNNIEST

And the nominees are...

- 19 Days

- Someone Else’s BL Manhwa

- Sign

- On or Off

- My Purrrfect Boss!

And the winner is…

SIGN

Sign was such a sweet manhwa, but the first 10 or so chapters got me laughing so fucking hard!! I will always remember the secondhand embarrassment, shock, and overall hilarity of these two (˃̣̣̥ ▿ ˂̣̣̥) 

✧ - MOST INTRUIGING

And the nominees are...

- Dear Door

- Killing Stalking

- Red Candy

- Blood Bank

- December Rain

And the winner is…

KILLING STALKING

All of these had me immediately hooked, but I’d be lying if I chose anything but Killing Stalking. Such a wild psychological thriller that had my anxiety through the freaking roof the entire time. I remember reading this for literally two days straight on a certain website that I didn’t have an account with so I clicked through each individual panel (which is why it took so long to get through) and honestly that probably exacerbated the suspense. Either way, there was no way I was putting this one aside until I finished.

✧ - BEST KISS

And the nominees are...

- Incorrigible

- Fools

- December Rain

- Blood Bank

- Cherry Blossoms After Winter

And the winner is…

BLOOD BANK

Blood Bank was such an amazing manhwa!! I loooooved it the first time I read it two years ago and it easily stays with me as one of my all time favorites ♡♡♡ There’s a particular kiss I’m thinking of near the end that I just love so much (⋈◍＞◡＜◍)。✧♡ I was so happy at their happy ending and how it all came together, I just love Shell & Eric so much!! ♡♡♡

✧ - BEST SEX SCENES

And the nominees are...

- Dear Door

- Room to Room

- Liquor & Cigarette

- Unromantic

- Shame Application / Dirty Vibration

And the winner is…

DEAR DOOR

I didn’t want to pick Dear Door because it also won in 2021, but fucking hell I remember the first time I read it and that first scene on the couch... ///o_o/// I cannot lie, Dear Door is on another level ok... y’all know.

✧ - FAVORITE FLUFF

And the nominees are...

- Guang Xiang

- Never Understand

- Cherry Blossoms After Winter

- Path to You

- Fools

And the winner is…

FOOLS

I -love love love- all of these so much, it was so hard to narrow down this list to five, but I have such warm feelings whenever I think back to when I read Fools for the first time! ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)˚๐*˟ ♡ A little sad that the reboot is still on hiatus but tbh we didn’t need one in the first place ♡ But if it does come back I’ll be reading it immediately.

✧ - FAVORITE BOTTOM

And the nominees are...

- Jungwoo | Fools

- Nathaniel | Path to You

- Yu Yang | Here U Are

- Na-kyum | Painter of the Night

- Shell Overlord | Blood Bank

And the winner is…

SHELL OVERLORD | BLOOD BANK

Ahhhhhh Shell captured my heart as soon as he asked to be stepped on hahaha (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ such a powerful vampire and a complete masochist I love it!

✧ - FAVORITE TOP

And the nominees are...

- Yohan | Sign

- Eunho | Lover Boy

- Taehee | Banana Scandal

- Yoon Taejun | Unintentional Love Story

- Tsuchiya Hazuki | Kiraide Isasete

And the winner is…

EUNHO | LOVER BOY

Eunho ♡.。₀:*ﾟ✲ﾟ*:₀。For real, Eunho fought for their relationship so hard and for so long, I really loved that. This manhwa was really special to me when I first read it ❤

✧ - FAVORITE COUPLE

And the nominees are...

- Conor & Simon | Dark Heaven

- Suchae & Gusam | December Rain

- Yiyoung & Director Kang | On or Off

- Giovanni & Felix | Hold Me Tight

- Cho Ayeo & Woori | Incorrigible

And the winner is…

CONOR & SIMON | DARK HEAVEN

Without a doubt it’s Conor & Simon!! ♡＼(￣▽￣)／♡ They were freaking ride or die, so in love, so good together ♡ I absolutely LOVED the flashbacks to when they were kids growing up and forming their band together. Just amazing. Just two boys in love! So many hardships, but they got through it ❤

✧ - FAVORITE SIDE COUPLE

And the nominees are...

- Chanwoo & MD | BJ Alex

- He Tian & little Mo | 19 Days

- Zhong Qiu Jie & Pan Shu |  Here U Are

- Donghee & Hotae | Unintentional Love Story

- Haruki & Akihiko | Given

And the winner is…

DONGHEE & HOTAE | UNINTENTIONAL LOVE STORY

I was waiting so long to get more of Donghee & Hotae!! And they finally gave us their backstory in the later chapters... but I wanted more!! And I was so relieved when they finally did get together (ㅅ´ ˘ `)♡ Something about these two I really loved.

✧ - FAVORITE BOY

And the nominees are...

- Taehee | Banana Scandal

- Baekyung | Scandalous M

- Na-kyum | Painter of the Night

- Shell Overlord | Blood Bank

- Yoon Taejun | Unintentional Love Story

And the winner is…

TAEHEE | BANANA SCANDAL

( ＾◡＾)っ ♡·ﾟﾟ·*: To nobody’s surprise, Taehee had my whole heart from the very beginning!! I simply love this boy!!

✧ - FAVORITE NEW BL

And the nominees are...

- Love me Dramatically

- Nomi x Shiba

- Red Candy

- Semantic Error

- My Purrrfect Boss!

And the winner is…

SEMANTIC ERROR

Also probably to no surprise, Semantic Error had me engrossed in their enemies to lovers, back and forth, the flirting!!!!! From the very beginning └(=^‥^=)┐ the dynamic between them was just so hilarious and I could not picture how they were going to get together but I needed it!!!!

✧ - FAVORITE ONGOING BL

And the winner is…

KING’S MAKER

There were so many amazing BLs I was reading at this time, but King’s Maker was elite for me. I love a good slow burn childhood friends time skip and I just needed them to be safe and happy together o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

✧ - FAVORITE BL THAT ENDED IN 2020

And the winner is…

INCIDENTALLY LIVING TOGETHER

Straight up, this manhwa was emotionally damaging but therapeutic at the same time. Especially because I read it in fall of 2020 when I was at home a lot a a bit isolated, I really felt for these characters. I re-read this again in 2021 when I was going through a sad time and it kept the tears going, but that’s what you need sometimes ✿

✧ - BEST BL OF 2020

And the winner is…

HYPERVENTILATION

❀❀❀ Hyperventilation became my one of my all time favorites right away!!! It was so, so short, but it was beautiful and emotional and relatable. Everyone has regrets, things in the past they wish they acted on, and this gives hope to those ♡ It’s also pretty freaking adorable and I love a well done childhood friends to lovers, especially in flashbacks, so this was an easy one for me to love!! ( ＾◡＾)っ ♡ Check out the anime too!

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Thank you for reading!

[madraleen]

Bungo Stray Dogs - Season 5 A Laughably Long Commentary but how could i not! how could i possibly not!

-'m very excited to start s5, but also not so excited because it's the last one for now -.-

-i'm sorry, kunikida lost his hands?! i wasn't expecting repercussions. oh wait, we have yosano, nvm

-AHAHAH nikolai wants to kill fyodor?? amazing

-the human exceeding the gifted is ranpo, isn't it. i love you, dazai

-IF THIS IS AN EXCELLENT DETECTIVE WOULD HE PUT HIMSELF IN THE WANTED LIST, RANPO I LOVE YOU

-ranpo looks like a pleased cat

-bb atsushi crying at seeing the agency, my heart

-i want the agency to go feral, to fuck shit up after all they've been put through. fuck up the decay of angels

-oh no, we're getting too campy, too whimsical, too light-hearted, i'm scared for the flip

-no. NO. NO SAY IT ISN'T SO, SAY KAMUI ISN'T FUKUCHI! FUCK YOU BUNGO STRAY DOGS

-ATSUSHI, DON'T STAND AND CHAT, FUCKING RUN!

-AKUTAGAWAAAA, OUR MAN, GO HELP TIGER BOYYY. not port mafia always saving our asses, lol <3

-side note, i think this is a wonderful way to let ranpo make a mistake without compromising at all his detective capabilities. it fits his personality, trusting fukuzawa so blindly and naturally that he wouldn't question fukuzawa's loyalties - after all, throughout all of their time together, look at the people fukuzawa has trusted; they're nothing but stellar. but fukuzawa isn't a do-no-wrong deductive genius, so his lack of knowledge becomes ranpo's oversight, and fukuzawa serves as his blind spot. wonderful framing.

-AKUTAGAWA AND DAZAI PAST BREADCRUMBS! i beg, where's that backstory?

-i really like that atsushi and akutagawa run very differently, lol

-FOR FUCK'S SAKE, AKU-KUN, DAZAI HAS ALREADY APPROVED YOU

-eh? EH?! aku is ill?! how short of a time are we talking about?! and i was thinking of that recently, what happened with that cough that he used to have. wait, can we fix him? yosano?

-let me say that i am not expecting ANYONE to die at any point, not for real, so if aku-kun is dead, i'll have a proper freak-out

-AHAHA BRAM. the "vampires" part of the fukuchi movies was true then! i half didn't believe it

-aku-kun will be a vampire?! what does that mean?! well, i guess there's his lung diseased fixed, yay?

-"i know what you are, senpai." "say it. out loud."

-oh okay. aku-kun is vampire-eating people now. that might as well happen. i'm not scared at all, what do you mean

-this is such a mess, on every level, what are we gonna do, it keeps building up

-i hate it when i rely on mori-san, but damn is he reliable

-YES, TACHIHARA, GO WILD (and be careful)

-you know, as far time-traveling mindfuckery goes, which i'm never fond of, they explain it very clearly

-yes okay ranpo my love, we're saving the agency, but also our bros in port mafia too, right?

-tanizaki has a "O_O" expression in this meeting, and you know what, i feel him

-i believe in jouno, he's a bastard, but i believe in him :"(

-...i mean, good for me for believing in jouno, but things ain't looking good for disintegration boy

-as far as i know, the bsd manga isn't ending any time soon, so it's amazing to me that the enemies are so damn tough and the stakes so widespread

-EVERYONE HAS VISIONS OF DAZAI in their darkest moments, this man haunts them!

-holy shit, something dazai ACTUALLY didn't expect. i'm scared (*getting teleported out of his bubble) 

-i think character designs are subjective, and whatever you vibe with, you vibe, and i personally really really like the bsd art. there's just something compelling about all of the characters

-i hate everything about nikolai's escape plan! i don't like us risking dazai's life and i'm sure fyodor won't die! well, dazai won't either, but I DON'T LIKE THIS. i am sigma and sigma is me in this situation

-why are bram and aya so sweet omg 

-sigma is a newborn in a word of demons (yes, i am including dazai in the demons, how could you not)

-imagine being sigma and being pointed at by dazai. you lose your shit, on the spot.

-yes, dazai, protect sigma please?

-NO! NO! CHUUYA IS A VAMPIRE?! NO!!! why?! NO! DAMN YOU! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ASKJSFKS

-there's me watching bsd like a normal person, and then there's me rewatching dazai's scenes a couple times just to REALLY see them, you know.

-i really like the use of dimensions, even if it's frustrating when antagonists use them.

-kenji-kun <3

-tetchou and jouno though

-dazai at sigma: "you're pretty sharp for a three-year-old" LMFAO DAZAI NO

-oooh, he's THE ATSUSHI-TYPE, that's why i like sigma! that makes sense

-aha. i mean. dazai is communicating with ango by manipulating his heart rate through a sensor. and ango communicates with dazai via the frequency and duration of miss stopping time. and dazai/ango/miss stopped time presumably after the nikolai incident, so that dazai could pop out to incapacitate the guards and change the passcodes. okay. does poor ango ever sleep? i mean, it makes sense! it does! but you also gotta roll with it a little.

-a demon. a menace. that's dazai.

-AKUTAGAWA APPEARING AMONG THE AGENCY MEMBERS IN ATSUSHI'S VISION, ARGH <3

-you know what's stupid, dazai has a way of making everyone 80% more interesting than they'd be otherwise

-yes, fyodor, i'm also interested in dazai's "shallowness of bond with the gravity manipulator," i think there's more to that part.

-i love seeing dazai not have an answer or not having calculated something, even if it's for a second (and it’s usually just for a second).

-i hate fyodor so much but i love that. he's an excellent villain and foil to dazai. i don't want him gone but also i REALLY WANT HIM GONE, but also really not.

-i thought dazai would fucking kiss sigma to give him air wth

-we're taking sigma to the agency after this, right? if he wants.

-oh wait, dazai has bandages over his ankles too?

-ahahaha, atsushi going "akutagawa, it's me, don't you recognize me," as though aku-kun hasn't tried to kill him fifty times. oh atsu-kun <3

-i'm sorry what, dazai's leg's broken? and he's bleeding? no no no that's not the deal, DAZAI DOESN'T GET HURT, REMEMBER, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS, REMEMBER

-"dazai wins control over me" sigma, once again we're the one and the same

-i'm sorry, fyodor just stabbed sigma and i'm like, i love fyodor. i hate fyodor, but i love him, he's so VILLAIN, he's so good as a villain

-WDYM "our fate isn't to be done here" DAZAI, YOU LITERALLY LET CHUUYA DROWN!

-OKAY, story time. when ep 10 aired, my twitter feed was swarming with distraught bsd fans, which was odd, because i wasn't following or liking anything related to bsd. at the time, i was very emotionally fragile fandom-wise, and i knew i'd eventually watch bsd, and the collective meltdown of the fandom scared me so much that i was like "NO! NO I CAN'T GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN, I NEED TO BE PREPARED! I NEED TO KNOW IF DAZAI DIES!" note, i had no idea who dazai was, i just liked his face. so i clicked on a few posts. my takeaways then: 1) at the time i thought chuuya and dazai WERE the agency and was like, "wait, chuuya is a bad guy?" 2) i saw atsushi and kunikida and  i was like "wait, there's protags in this show other than dazai and chuuya?!" 3) people having a major meltdown 4) people saying "there's no way they're dead" and 5) and i remember this comment very clearly, it said "aren't they immortal at this point?" and clueless me thought, "they're actually immortal? what are the stakes then?" to be clear, i went into the anime thinking they're immortal or would become immortal at some point. so. yes. i knew about this and i also knew they survive. but nothing more, no context. just the collective relief that followed. only, i actually remember seeing pics of atsushi and kukinida dead, which... it never happened, why do i have this memory? i probably mixed it all together at some point.

-FUKUZAWA, WHAT A CHAMP

-dazai-kun: has a stupidly convoluted plan to communicate with the outside. fyodor: i have accomplishes :3 eeeh, i don’t know. i don’t trust that he JUST had accomplices. It’s too easy compared to foil dazai, and also does it even make sense, and also would he even trust nikolai with such vital information

-LMFAO DAZAI WITH A LEG CAST and with clean face and bandages and clothes. WHEN. HOW. okay, hubbie, sure. this season is so deranged and preposterous and over the top, i love it

-bram would treat aya better than her own father, lbr

-CHUUYA ISN'T A VAMPIRE AND HE WAS WORKING WITH DAZAI ALL ALONG, HELP, HELP ME I LOVE THEM, HELP! THOSE IDIOTS! HELP!

-is someone actually dead? fyodor? and we'll never learn his ability?? idk idk, a hand doesn't make a corpse, and we did leave him with nikolai... iii don't buy it...

-DUDE the ending! the fukuzawa-fukuchi stuff, so sad, it got me, and then two hours later un-vamped aku-kun and atsushi fighting a new enemy?? who the fuck is that, what happened WITHIN TWO HOURS?! damn! i guess i'm migrating to the manga! good ending though, both a conclusion and a beginning.

-i'm so excited for all the material i've yet to discover though, like reading the manga and the spin-offs and so on, and eventually rewatching the show without the ASFKNKSLSG stress of the first watch. i'm excited.

[welcometoteyvat]

"You should be sure to tell [Gaming] you think that when he gets back!" i know this is all for the plot and whatever but paimon have you not heard of repression

oh my god what if i HSJKDFKDLSJGKLDSHLK yip tak holy fuckgjklhlkgj

ZHONGLI JUST STRAIGHT UP CALLS GANYU AND SHENHE CLOUD RETAINERS DAUGHTERS?????? HELPWOEFPEJWFKEW

why r traveler and paimon so surprised when gamings dad says to call him yip tak (or 'brother yip' like yes im surprised too but this is just an old man bro thing dont be so O_O o_o)

watching this fuckignsd reunion plot thign is actually so painful its like laughing from secondhand embarassment im dying (literal)

this is like family therapy that probably like 50% of asian kids i know need irl

THE FUCK GHIEOJFKLWEGH THIS PLAN?? WHAT IS GOING ON

i spit out my water. xiao. awkwardly staring at zhongli all the time while he does silly retirement things so true

what the fuck. im literally going insane what even is this zhongli inviting xiao to wangsheng parlor?? ASKING HIM TO TEST THE KITES???? what if we were both guys and i asked u to test kites for my boss together

oh ok fluffy intermission over back into awkward father son silence

I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF [yip tak and gaming table conversation pt 1]

the only thing good about this is that gamings frustrated face is literally :<

oh liyue laugh track ost back again. tbh shenhe you slay,

this plan is going down like trash on fire. im so

oh cloud retainers optional dialogue w shenhe is really sweet

that CUTSCENE

:')

this is going in the fav event list unless they massively fuck up part 4

[kudosmyhero]

Legends of the Dark Knight (vol. 1) #139: Terror, part 3: Greatest Fear

Read Date: January 24, 2023 Cover Date: March 2001 ● Writer: Doug Moench ● Penciler: Paul Gulacy ● Inker: Jimmy Palmiotti ● Colorist: James Sinclair ● Letterer: Kurt Hathaway ● Editor: Andrew Hefler ◦ Harvey Richards ●

**HERE BE SPOILERS: Skip ahead to the fan art/podcast to avoid spoilers

Reactions As I Read: ● Hugo Strange under the influence of Scarecrow's fear gas. I don't think I've yet seen him so vulnerable… ● Scarecrow asks the panic Strange what his greatest fear is; Strange doesn't give a straight answer--merely continues running through the house… ● …and falls down into a hole, where he is skewered on a weathervane that Scarecrow has placed there o_o ● 3 nights later, at Selina's place with her kitties ● (I'm not a huge fan of her costume having a tail. I prefer her whip serving as a tail-like addition) ● she goes to a warehouse where she expects to find jade cats, but instead she finds a skull in the crate ● fear toxin goes off in her face ● (really unforunate how the artist draws her figure) ● (she looks amazing here, though!)

● she's just woken up to Scarecrow taking her picture ● Scarecrow demands a service, else he'll release her photos to the police and the press ● Selina has little choice but to agree ● 2 nights later, Gordon is surprised to see the Bat Signal shining ● he and Batman arrive at about the same time. Gordon informs him that he was not the one who activated the signal. ● Catwoman reveals herself then ● (seriously, her suit would have to have huge, separately sewn pockets for her knockers to fit into because that is not how boobs look in clothing) ● she tries to convince Batman and Gordon to just let her operate, but when that doesn't work, she leaps off the rooftop with Batman close behind ● Batman dives face-first into a pile of garbage when she moves out of the way (heheh)

● HAHA, ok, that's straight out of Looney Tunes, with the trashcan lid ● (the art in this issues is really good, but the painted-on clothes with everyone is quite distracting) ● heheh, Batman's getting pissed and I'm here for it ● he goes after her, preparing to no longer hold back, when he realizes she's led him to Crime Alley ● the actual fuck? I know this artist can do better than this. Feels like a rushed panel.

● Batman suspects a trap, though only Hugo Strange knows of the alley's significance. Someone is strung up by his heels at the end of the alley ● a hand-scythe comes out… ● feck, the hanging man's throat is cut. or maybe he was fully decapitated? it's hard to tell ● Batman figures that Strange, Scarecrow, and Catwoman are all working together. ● oh, it wasn't a hand-scythe but a full scythe. not that it matters. but I try to correct my info ^^ ● (not that anyone actually reads these. if you do--hello!) ● at least Scarecrow's clothes aren't painted on… ● Batman just keeps getting kicked in the face tonight ● I wouldn't have expected Scarecrow to hold his own so well against Batman in a physical fight… ● ah, and it was a full decapitation! (see? accurate details matter) ● apparently the years Crane was in Arkham, he honed his martial art skills. good on you, Crane! your progress shows ^^ ● Catwoman comes to Batman's aid ● Scarecrow says to forget the photos--she's just been added to his bully list as he runs off ● Catwoman apologizes to Batman for leading him there, and says she had no idea Scarecrow was going to kill that guy ● …but then when Batman turns his back, she knocks him out with the handle of the broken scythe ● 👏👏👏👏

Synopsis: Terrified by Scarecrow and his fear toxin, Hugo Strange leaves his bed and runs through the house of Sebastian Cole. Strange does not recognize the hole which Scarecrow has cut into the wooden floor and, thus, he falls right onto a spike from a weathervane. Strange looks to be mortally wounded and does not move anymore. Now, Scarecrow wants to make his move against Batman whom he calls the big bully. The first step of his plan is to kidnap Catwoman which he actually achieves. Scarecrow unmasks and takes pictures of her face so that he is able to blackmail the female thief.

Two nights later, Captain Gordon goes onto the roof of GCPD Headquarters because somebody has activated the Bat-Signal. He is surprised to find Catwoman responsible, but as intended by her Batman arrives as well. She talks about reaching an agreement and bribing them which of course is no option for either Gordon or Batman. Quickly Catwoman tries to escape and as planned she is being followed by Batman. Interestingly, the hunt leads them into the alley where Thomas and Martha Wayne were shot. A man unknown to Batman hangs in the alley headfirst and then gets beheaded by Scarecrow using a scythe. Then Crane attacks Batman and he actually is able to best him. But then Catwoman interferes in Batman's favor, so Scarecrow flees screaming about how he will use the photos he took from Catwoman. She apologizes to Batman for luring him into this trap, but when he turns his back she strikes him down …

(https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Batman:_Legends_of_the_Dark_Knight_Vol_1_139)

Fan Art: Cat Woman by Artgerm

Accompanying Podcast: ● Batbooks for Beginners - episode10

[garoujo]

For a bodyguards/princess au, I feel like Barou, Kunigami, Rin, and Nagi would fit really well for the role. Something about big, strong, and powerful men being so utterly soft and enamored by princess!reader has me kicking my feet and twirling my hair ☺️

Just imagine:

-patching up their wounds after a vicious battle. Kissing and bandaging their bruised, and bloodied knuckles.

- passionate, adrenaline fueled fucking against the palace walls. Calloused thumbs gently wiping away your tears of relief and pleasure as they bully their cock into you.

-the same hands that ruthlessly cut down the enemy assassins mere moments ago now caressing, and kneading the supple skin of your thighs and breasts as they bring you into a scorching kiss thats all teeth and tongue.

omfg nonnie akajakaka!!! all the characters you listed? YES! YES! YES! i should kiss u for this ask cause holy shit o_O i feel dizzy just thinking about it! i’m hugging this close to my chest this scenario is engraved + spiralling around in my head! CLEANING THEIR WOUNDS? THEM FUCKING U AGAINST THE PALACE WALLS? i’m dying rn—

[everybodyshusband]

multiples of nine for the ask thing :3

troob !!! thank you for indulging the silly ask games :> it's always a pleasure to see you in my askbox <3 despite the fact you're making me do maths >:( /lh /j

9. who did you last see in person?

i assume this is a very broad "who was literally the last person you saw?" kind of question, so i have a very boring answer for this one: my mother, about two minutes ago when she came home from the shops

18. do you miss how things were a year ago?

yes and no, i think. my mental health was definitely a lot better a year ago than it is now, but on the other hand... i had barely found this community a year ago and i very much love that i've been able to interact with people and make friends online here :) and i don't think i would've been able to do that a year ago.

27. things i hate

there are many things i hate but i cannot think of a single one right now O_O uhhhhh, i'm going to say customers that talk shit about me while i'm stood right in front of them, because that happened to me at work yesterday and threw me for a fucking loop

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

i have had exactly one thing on my bucket list ever and that was to bake and decorate a really fancy cake, which i've done twice in the last month, actually !! i have not done it well, but that's besides the point, haha :D apart from that, i'm doing my best to be excited about my ghost ritual in a week or two :')

(two cakes and one concert... that counts as three, right ? ksjdfbkd)

45. how you found out about your idol

i'm making this about ghost, i can't not, haha !! hmm... how i found out about the band... i can't quite remembe- tiktok

in all seriousness, though. i heard mary on a cross on a couple of videos, went "hey, this is a really cool song, i wonder what else the artist has put out?" and thus... the rabbit hole was opened and here i am :D ghost remains the only artist i have ever listened to the entire discography to in one go. it's very rare for me to listen to new artists

54. something thats worrying me at the moment

once again, i'm coming up blank ?! i blame it on the brain fog from being sick, haha ! i think uhhhh, maybe my ghost ritual ? i've never been to a proper concert before, so i'm a really nervous, but one of my friends has been kind enough to offer to tag along so at least i won't be going alone :)

[vivvy-of-the-lake]

Please please please please please please make the recommendation thing

Okay!!! :3

This post will just be a glossary of the terms used to give each recommendation a brief description of what to expect from it, and I'll post the actual list later.

Ships

Bokita (Hitori Gotou X Ikuyo Kita)

Nijiryo (Nijika Ijichi X Yamada Ryo)

Boniji (Hitori Gotou X Nijika Ijichi)

Ryokita (Yamada Ryo X Ikuyo Kita)

Polykessoku (Hitori Gotou X Ikuyo Kita X Nijika Ijichi X Yamada Ryo)

(if a ship isn't listed here it's only because I haven't got any recommendations based on that ship!)

Formats

Manga (mostly Dynasty Scans)

Fanfic (mostly Archive Of Our Own)

Hentai (O_O)

Series (X) - Any of the above but split over multiple parts, where X is the number of parts. Length is based on the full series

Length

Teeny - <10 pages or <2,000 words

Short - 10-20 pages or 2,000-4,000 words

Decent Read - 20-40 pages or 4,000-8,000 words

Schedule-Clearing - 40+ pages or 8,000+ words

Seriousness

Cutaway Bocchi Gag - Pretty much just a shitpost

Fluffy - Very little tension, mostly feel-good stuff

Ups and Downs - Some good, some bad, but typically not hugely a bummer

Emotional Journey - Same as above, but parts can get quite serious and angsty

ANGST - LOTS of drama, characters experiencing tough emotions, all the sad stuff

Cruel. - Includes character death outside of canon deaths (ONLY if this is not a spoiler)

Identity Shaping - SPECIAL STATUS! This recommendation deals with issues so deep and personal to me that it has brought me to tears and has either shaped me or described issues I personally deal with

Romance

Just Friends - No romance at all

Girlbestfriend Things :3 - Anything that seems a little too close for 'just friends', such as a REALLY intense admiration of other band members. May or may not have confirmed relationship(s)

These Bitches GAY - Confirmed relationship(s), intense feelings, but typically very light sexual content

Gex. - Confirmed relationship(s), intense feelings, they fuck

FREAKY GEX - Confirmed relationship(s), intense feelings, they fuck and it's VERY kinky

Other

Trans Bocchi - Bocchi is trans :3 (or otherwise has a dick)

Trans Ryo - Ryo is trans :3 (or otherwise has a dick)

[caracuuw]

OKAY I finally finished watching through all of the Fixxiverse so far as well as Fix’s Dominion POV and.

Hey. Um. Hey.

Anyways have some disorganized rambles about it that are in no way chronological and I just wrote them down as I thought about them because. I have emotions. About it all. And nobody in particular to share them with. Spoilers ahead!

Hhhhh okay. Where to start? Alright, okay, well, first off. I lost my mind at Sausage’s cameo. I was not at all expecting it and so it hit me like a train and it was so funny. I just. God. That was so good.

Like. Damn. Sausage and Bubbles are canon to the Fixxiverse O_o

I really love that the zombie apocalypse episode was the first in the series, I felt like it was such a great start that made everything else really feel like a very natural progression of the series, what with starting with an unnamed protagonist and then starting to make more and more characters as fit, you know?

Speaking of the unnamed protagonist of the zombie apocalypse. I miss him and I home we see more of him in the future.

The slow realization of, not only everything being connected in some way, but also just how connected it all is- it’s just. It really shows the love and care put into the series. No stone is left unturned there.

Fixxiverse!Grady D:

Seriously though I loooovvveee fv!Grady so much hearts floating around my head around his head hearts come into my vision whenever he’s on screen lying on my stomach kicking my legs in the air etc etc he’s sooooooo

Cal

Just. Cal. You know.

I already said it in some tags a bit back lol but Cal is to me what Grumbot is to some Hermitcraft fans

I can’t really choose a favorite character because I would just end up listing all of them but if I had to name a few that really stood out to me in terms of how excited I got any time I heard them speak, I really loved fv!Grady, Captain Dohan, The Oracle, and Fred

Okay listen. I watched Dominion in this order: Legundo, Viking, Nuke, and then Fix. When I first saw The Oracle in Nuke’s perspective, I was like ‘oh, this is a neat and mysterious character, I wonder where they take this’ (and also like SCOTT SMAJOR????), so when The Oracle showed up in Fix’s POV, then when I pivoted to Fixxiverse and he showed up there (and I learned who he was more), and THEN when he showed back up again in the rest of Fix’s Dominion POV. Listen. I just. I have grown to love The Oracle a lot.

Also I wonder; is Dominion directly tied to the Fixxiverse? Is anything with Fix in it tied to the Fixxiverse? Or is The Oracle a bit more like a being that could show up anywhere? Is it a bit more like the Hermatrix, where literally all Minecraft worlds are in the same multiverse? (Could Legundo’s Hardcore Multiverse be tied to it all as well? I doubt it, but I don’t have the brainpower to pull that apart right now…)

I’m genuinely impressed with how well Fix pulls of having a fairly large cast of different characters in the Fixxiverse, which is primarily a single player series, and he played most of said character at some point. That is not an easy task to pull off.

Fix’s Dominion musical episode was soooooo. I just. God.

Welsknight cameo FUCK YEAH :D

Fix’s megabase on Dominion s1. Jfc dude. It’s so amazing, seriously. If nothing else, you should watch his POV just to see it.

Both of his main bases, actually. They are both so god damn impressive.

Also, all of Fix’s builds in the Fixxiverse, but especially in the main hardcore (and now survival) one are so gorgeous. I am actually in love with his building style, it’s so pretty, and the scale of it all is amazing.

His custom textures too! I know they’re such a small thing, but I love them so much. I love the creativity that goes into some of them, changing the textures to use them in ways that just. It changes the vibe completely from if it were the vanilla textures, but they all still fit. In fact, they arguably fit better because of the texture changes.

I loved his ‘confession room’ bit on Dominion, especially in his final episode of s1 with Sneve. That was really funny.

Dominion!Fix is a super interesting character to me. I feel like he’s just so well played, but I can’t quite put into words all my thoughts about him. He’s like. He’s a thief. He’s a trickster. He runs from the consequences of his actions. He’s just a little guy c’mon he’s just a little guy. He wants so badly to be a good person. He has no moral backbone. He cares deeply about other people’s wellbeing. He’s The Oracle’s favorite little fella, and god he really wants to be a good person but god dammit old habits die hard and no matter how hard he tries he just keeps on falling back down, even when he knows, he knows that if he does, he will release something beyond anything any of them are remotely prepared to handle, and he knew, he was warned, he was warned, but it still didn’t matter, because he cannot escape the person he believes, he knows he is deep down, and that will always be his downfall- he’s just some little bug dude.

I also adore whenever Fix talks about his family in his videos. Like, genuinely, it’s so sweet and makes me feel all warm inside every time he does

I need you all to know how happy it makes my silly little autistic brain every time he talks about music I loooovvve it when people talk about music :)))))

I definitely have more that I’ll probably remember later but honestly, I don’t want to spend any more time on this post so this is what you get lol

TLDR; Watch Fixxiverse and Fixxitt’s Dominion SMP POV :D

[canopicgirl]

Playlist tag game!

Tagged by @lisztophilia :3

rules: shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first 10 tracks, then list 10 songs you really like, each by a different artist. then tag 10 people to do the same thing

On repeat playlist except I don’t rlly have one i just have a giant almost 60 hr playlist i listen to o_o:

1. Entrance Into Nothingness - Xasthur

2. Billy No Mates - Knocked Loose

3. The Hand That Feeds - Nine Inch Nails

4. Happy House - Siouxsie and the Banshees

5. Super Stupid - Funkadelic

6. UNISIL - SOPHIE

7. Geheimnis - Xmal Deutschland

8. Dog - Pigface

9. Pray For Plagues - Bring Me The Horizon

10. Hatred - Marian Furch

ten other songs I like:

1. I Don’t Wanna Be Me - Type O Negative

2. Deathwish - Christian Death

3. Hierophant - King Woman

4. Green Velvet - The Shroud

5. Her Black Wings - Danzig

6. Ava Adore - The Smashing Pumpkins

7. Overtreated Cause Opposited - The Dark Prison Massacre (THIS FUCKING SONG AUGGGHFHEGSH)

8. Exuma, The Obeah Man - Exuma

9. Antpile - Kublai Khan TX

10. Veil of Death - Altar De Frey

AND TEN PPL WHEWW:

okie okie let’s seeee @oso-nan @asheduran @pagangstalker @socialprawn @svampira @nerevarbean @waningtid3s @tar-dar ok not quite ten but this is all i got ༼ ºل͟º༽