#that she is their vod

[kingtuna]

WHY DID I JUST NOW LEARN THAT THWRE IS A CANONICAL TRANS FEMALE CLONE TROOPER??

a CANONICAL trans clone

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also this ties beautifully back to my post about the clones and gender

Sister's vode accepting her without a thought and the jedi encouraging her

just

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this is so important

how come I didn't know this sooner?

this is such a huge thing, to have her canonically exist

I don't have the words

[weatheredcopper]

saddest little creature ive ever seen

[endlesslytired]

[izzystizzys]

Half the jobs Fox is sent on are not within his jurisdiction. This certainly isn’t.

Planetary protection unit, they said. Military police. Orbital security force.

And now Fox is being pointed at Count Dooku on some backwater planet and told to fetch. How the mighty have fallen.

He’s pretty sure Kenobi, Skywalker and their units could’ve karked this all up perfectly fine on their lonesome; they don’t need three Guardsmen there to watch them do it. But the Chancellor says jump and Fox surpressed the urge to bash his head in with a durasteel chair. So it goes.

Which is when things start going terribly, terribly wrong, of course.

“Is that Spinder?!”, Skywalker exclaims, arms wheeling out in the air wildly to try and catch his balance. “The Count fucks?!”

Across the room, Cody rips his helmet off, several shades redder than a baseline human should be. “The Count fucks my brother?!”

Two lightsticks hover uselessly in the air, Skywalker’s zig-zagging in a relentless hum with his gesturing. Fox stands stock-still, in the hope that maybe he’ll spontaneously turn invisible if he does. Around them, 501st and 212th troopers gape through helmets. Behind him, Nuisance gasps for air amidst screaming laughter.

Ping, went Fox’s comm unit, in that unmistakeable lascivious jingle sound. Ping, answered Count Dooku’s within a split second. Match found close by.

For a moment, Fox considers what it would be like to run at the Count’s lightsaber at full speed.

…not like that.

“Count”, Kenobi says, with a face like he’s bitten into a rotten fruit. Not that Fox knows what fruit tastes like. “This is a highly… unexpected development.” He fwoosh-es his lightsaber shut, obviously having given up on fighting. “I’d call it a conflict of interest, but I’m not sure that applies?”

“Oh, it’s gonna be a conflict of something, for sure”, Cody hisses, fists clenched at his sides. He looks about ready to boil over, with Crys and Waxer inching closer in preparation. “What have you done to my brother, you monster?!”

“I don’t think you want to know that, Commander”, Nuisance gasps out between barks of laughter, proving why he’s eternally Fox’s least favourite. Cody’s splotchy red complexion slowly fades into ghostly white as a sheen of horror settles over the room. “Thanks for the fancy chocolate bouquet last week, Count!”

Dooku, who has been thus far staring at the floor with an empty thousand-klick stare, looks up at that. Fox has seldom seen a man that defeated outside of the mirror, he has to admit - but shudders when he remembers exactly what the chocolates were for.

Oh Force, he’s sexted Count Dooku into buying him gifts. Does that make him a Seppie spy? Traitor by proxy?

“I feel”, says the Count, gravely, still holding his long red laserknife in a white-knuckled death-grip, “that I have been taken for a fool.”

“Uh”, says Fox, nervously. All eyes snap to him. Oh Force, oh Force, oh Force. They’re going to invent a whole new kind of decommissioning for this and name it after Fox.

“Is it really scamming if you actually get what you pay for?”, asks Grids, considering. Fox slowly pulls off his helmet just for the comforting feeling of burying his head in his gloved palms. The sounds of a struggle ensue, and Kenobi makes a choked-off noise. Maybe if he’s embarrassed enough he’ll give himself an aneurysm.

“Grandmaster, why are you paying people for naked pictures of themselves on the holonet?!” Kenobi asks, despairingly. “Aren’t you a little old for that?”

“Oi, no one said I was naked!”, Fox exclaims, head whipping up.

“So naked”, Nuisance laughs, palm thumping against the floor. He might be crying.

“I’m not decrepit”, the Count blusters, and Skywalker makes a gagging noise. “I have - there are needs, and they are perfectly natural!” It takes three troopers to restrain Cody from launching himself at the Count.

[ksksksrahrah]

[shesmore-shoebill]

*first few beats of crank that (soulja boy) plays* "wait i dont know how to pause." *first few beats of crank that (soulja boy) plays* "wait i dont know how to pause 😭" *first few beats of crank that (soulja boy) plays as everyone dies of laughter* "i dont know how to pause i dont know how to pause 😭😭😭"

[mangofanarts]

Does anyone else also remember that one time that Leo was concerned about Bad and asked him if he was okay because he was being silent and how when Foolish suggested to putting Bad to rest as in killing him, Leo was opposed to it and wanted her tio to just get some sleep to relax. Or how when Bad seemed like he was "crying" Leo went over to her uncle to comfort him and then told Foolish to apologize to Bad while both Dapper and Ramon ganged up on Foolish. Or how she gave Bad a gift telling him he was the best uncle before.

[hychlorions]

they match :')

[royalarchivist]

Jaiden: Oh my goodness– WHOA! Whoa– wait– you can't– who's– Well who's this, Bobby? Who's this??? You can't have other Eggs on– you can't have Eggs in- in your– [Bobby breaks the bed] Oh!

Roier: [Laughs] No Bobby, who is that?

Jaiden: Bobby has a girlfriend already? You can't sleep in the same bed as this other Egg!

Roier: Bobby, is this your girlfriend? [Laughs]

A small misunderstanding during the first day of the QSMP Egg event.

[ Full Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]

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Roier: A... a bed. No?

Jaiden: Oh, do we? Does– do you want a bed or do you want a little nest, maybe...?

Roier: Do you want a bed, do you want–

[Bobby places a bed down, which has his Egg model in it already]

Roier: [Laughs in surprise] What? WHAT!

Jaiden: Oh my goodness– WHOA! Whoa– wait– you can't– who's– Well who's this, Bobby? Who's this???

Roier: No, who is this?

Jaiden: You can't have other Eggs on– you can't have Eggs in- in your– [Bobby breaks the bed] Oh!

Roier: [Laughs] No Bobby, who is that?

Jaiden: Bobby has a girlfriend already? You can't sleep in the same bed as this other Egg!

Roier: Bobby, is this your girlfriend? [Laughs]

[Bobby wiggles]

Jaiden: Twins? No wait– no twins, not twins! Girlfriend...?

Roier: Bobby, you're not old enough to have a girlfriend, Bobby. You're too little! No! [Chuckles] He can't have a girlfriend, he's too young.

Jaiden: I don't think– [Laughs] I don't think we were ready for– for this already! Already Bobby having girls over...

Roier: No... No Bobby...

Jaiden: Bobby, what– You grow up so fast, Bobby!

[q-nihachu]

shubble's chat trying to convince her cucurucho is evil is so fucking funny. they're like "he tortured cellbit twice" and she's like "in a silly goofy way? like an 'i support his rights and wrongs' way?"

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Gem, very earnestly to Imp and Skizz: You guys are my favourite.

[cluemily]

Cleo implying the current Scar is the only Scar left, because Grumbot murders him in every other world...

[the-meme-monarch]

i love the fact that poor boy apparently didn’t believe in aliens

[banditblvd]

Erm anyways happy mcc day

[jellohearts]

Amusingly chaotic things q!rivers did on her first day! (here's day 2 and day 3)

• Thought her prision room was an escape room and she was stuck (it literally had a button to open the door)

• Didn't know how to use waystones and also tried stealing the stones (she trapped a bunch of people on the farms for a couple minutes)

• Considered killing Willy when he got stuck in the farm (ma'am. you've been here for thirty minutes. dont kill your friends)

• Tried to craft things in really wrong ways (tried to make a crafting table with wood instead of planks and bread by putting wheat in a square)

• Became a try harder at farming and mining which is both something normal and possible to achieve

• Didn't kill any chickens because she felt bad (she calls her fanbase pollitos)

• Cried while killing cows and screaming "IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!"

• Got her inventory SO FULL really quickly and then ran to her room again to wait for directions

• Didn't want to introduce herself and hid behind some blocks (school trauma, she said)

• Said she's joining a revolution because she didn't vote therefore Forever is not her president

• Got mad at Roier because he didn't invite her to his wedding

[letuce369]

Chayanne and Tallulah's take about the /kill all world border incident