literally the best depiction of a -1 intelligence character ive seen
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I like the idea of a post-Story and Song world where, in many planes, the Tale of the Seven Birds is passed down through the generations and becomes a popular folktale. Parents put their kids to sleep by telling them stories of Taako, Magnus, and Merle; families gather around the campfire to tell the legend of the two liches who saved the world with their love
after a while most folks consider it to be entirely fictional - who ever heard of magic, planar-traveling people and elves and dwarfs anyway?
and I like the idea that, in one of the planes, storytelling force and corporate giant Dentonic took the liberty of licensing their own version of the popular fairy tale, adding their own trademarked embellishments, and incorporating it in a campy Ephemera restaurant
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LOOVEEDDD this ep of adventuring party, i feel like they covered everything i hoped they would. it’s nice to hear them talking about how truly ambiguous and yet also UNDERSTANDABLE everything about the princess’s perspectives are, and it was nice to hear them talk about what truly went wrong in the conversations they had and how much was just following where it was already going. i felt almost kinda down after ep 15 so this made me feel much better
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Griffin: he nods at you as you walk past. You reflexively, lady Godwin, grab his oatmeal and just bury your face in it, and just start eating the oatmeal. And after the hot oatmeal hits you in the face it only takes a few moments for you to come to your senses. But you have reflexively just stolen this old man's oatmeal.
Old man: what are you doing?
Lady Godwin: oh I am so terribly sorry, I --
Old man: I brought this from home
Lady Godwin: I don't know what came over me. Let me clean this up. [As Justin]: she starts trying to wipe up the oatmeal.
Griffin: you reach down to wipe up the oatmeal and some of it splattered on the table. You reach down - and as you reach down you hear *clop* clunk. And you notice that your hand is not a hand anymore. It is a hoof. And that is when everyone else inside the Ghostlight Pub watches you twist and contort. You fall down all fours. And you heave and arch your back, which doubles in length. Your legs grow and thicken and all end in big powerful hooves. Your neck stretches, your face stretches as though it were rubber. And you recover, and stand up, proudly, on all four hooves. You have turned into a were-horse.
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Lou Wilson what is going on in your life that your last two intrepid heroes characters have such weird relationships with breathing
First Gunnie being charged per breath and now "HEEE! HEEE! HEEE! I'm breathing!!!"
Like are you okay??? How is your breathing???
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you've heard of whiskey and bubblegum, but now introducing:
Bud Light and Uber
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Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio | Behind the Craft | Netflix
Official Teaser
Dir: Guillermo del Toro / Mark Gustafson
Star: Cate Blanchett / Finn Wolfhard / David Bradley
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