#utterly unhinged

[littleblackraincloudofcourse]

Eddie joked with Buck about being bad at math 11th floor. . . 4th floor to cut the distance in half

Ana and Eddie do Chris's math homework on their date even though she taught English

Buck is a teacher in his coma dream and has math "superpowers" when he wakes up

Eddie takes Buck on a date to play poker to showoff his new skills

If this wasn't all a huge setup for them getting together then I need a detailed explanation of whatever the fuck this was supposed to be

Buck gets flustered and can't do math on his date with Natalia

[depvotee]

Something something Davos "Stannis IS my God" And almost getting beheaded by him after saving his poor nephew begin burnt alive 🤝 Stannis "(...) Dogs I like, they're loyal, but we still ate them too (...)"

[stitch-me-not]

Please I absolutely need a video of alestat reacting to thirst tweets about himself, being both utterly confused but down for each tweet

[18catsreading]

Griffin: he nods at you as you walk past. You reflexively, lady Godwin, grab his oatmeal and just bury your face in it, and just start eating the oatmeal. And after the hot oatmeal hits you in the face it only takes a few moments for you to come to your senses. But you have reflexively just stolen this old man's oatmeal.

Old man: what are you doing?

Lady Godwin: oh I am so terribly sorry, I --

Old man: I brought this from home

Lady Godwin: I don't know what came over me. Let me clean this up. [As Justin]: she starts trying to wipe up the oatmeal.

Griffin: you reach down to wipe up the oatmeal and some of it splattered on the table. You reach down - and as you reach down you hear *clop* clunk. And you notice that your hand is not a hand anymore. It is a hoof. And that is when everyone else inside the Ghostlight Pub watches you twist and contort. You fall down all fours. And you heave and arch your back, which doubles in length. Your legs grow and thicken and all end in big powerful hooves. Your neck stretches, your face stretches as though it were rubber. And you recover, and stand up, proudly, on all four hooves. You have turned into a were-horse.

[georgeinamerc]

My friend is about to get bombarded w all the lesbian drama in woso, but she will also unfortunately get to see me lose it as I'm watching my team getting destroyed by city..

[jinkieswouldyoulookatthis]

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go in against Dean Winchester when Sam is on the line!'"

[iwasthenightingale]

I will never be over the fact that for all the confusion and fear and panic and anger that goes through Aziraphale's face in the seconds after the kiss, for all the repressed feelings and the idiocy of his 'I forgive you', when Crowley walks away from him for what he thinks could be the last time he stutters out the softest, most desperately pleading '...no...'

[rocketbirdie]

deranged picnic

[formulaocean]

Vs

Lewis telling the story of his first race in Italy with Nico in an interview with Sky Sports, on The Jonathan Ross Show, and in his 2007 autobiography. Which just makes the first quote even more insane.

[electric-demons-in-love]

[rad-batson]

Love how Bruce Wayne would totally say some astronomically dumb shit like “I’m training my heart to beat in Morse code just in case I need to contact Superman but I’ve been rendered mute,” and his kids would just be like “you need therapy” while Alfred is having a breakdown in the kitchen because how on earth has Bruce stayed alive this long

[bloodraven55]

just lost my shit remembering the sailor moon episode where literally the entire plot is yuichiro mistakenly assuming that haruka is cheating on michiru with rei and embarrassing himself so badly trying to fistfight haruka over it that he straight up decides to leave town forever

[muppetebbtide]

Needed them to be Achilles and Patroclus in a particularly deranged Iliad adaptation like... yesterday

[foxdemonkurama]

The Dark Place -- The Art of Alice Wake

Now, when the monster comes, I turn it into art. My nightmares caught on film. And this is the focus of my new exhibition. To show people the world is so much darker than they ever knew. I'm calling this exhibit "The Dark Place."

[greisekinderschar]

no but i’ll never get over radovid saying song of the seven is his favourite, like apart from the hidden message, how. the entire idea of radovid being a fan in a world without sound recording is funny enough, imagining he forces the bard of tretogor to play his songs up and down, but that song? the bard will show up at his party like “there’s a new song my grace but uuuh i’m not quite sure” and radovid’s like “you know your orders my man” and then he performs this non-humans rebellion song with a red face and all the nobles at the party are extremely uncomfortable but radovid just claps excitedly in his fake-drunk demeanor and yells “AGAIN!!!” and then headbangs to “WE WILL RIIIIISE” like an absolute madman while the bard’s voice is shaking with fear of the guards telling the king about this. and the nobles just think that he’s an absolute imbecile while he’s fetishizing the uprising of the oppressed to cope with his own confinement forcing him to pretend to be a drunken fool. i am obsessed.