#utterly unhinged

[nollebolle-art]

Happy birthday to Sandra, and congrats on your husband giving birth to a healthy grapefruit flavored soju!🎉

[stitch-me-not]

Please I absolutely need a video of alestat reacting to thirst tweets about himself, being both utterly confused but down for each tweet

[depvotee]

Something something Davos "Stannis IS my God" And almost getting beheaded by him after saving his poor nephew begin burnt alive 🤝 Stannis "(...) Dogs I like, they're loyal, but we still ate them too (...)"

[18catsreading]

Griffin: he nods at you as you walk past. You reflexively, lady Godwin, grab his oatmeal and just bury your face in it, and just start eating the oatmeal. And after the hot oatmeal hits you in the face it only takes a few moments for you to come to your senses. But you have reflexively just stolen this old man's oatmeal.

Old man: what are you doing?

Lady Godwin: oh I am so terribly sorry, I --

Old man: I brought this from home

Lady Godwin: I don't know what came over me. Let me clean this up. [As Justin]: she starts trying to wipe up the oatmeal.

Griffin: you reach down to wipe up the oatmeal and some of it splattered on the table. You reach down - and as you reach down you hear *clop* clunk. And you notice that your hand is not a hand anymore. It is a hoof. And that is when everyone else inside the Ghostlight Pub watches you twist and contort. You fall down all fours. And you heave and arch your back, which doubles in length. Your legs grow and thicken and all end in big powerful hooves. Your neck stretches, your face stretches as though it were rubber. And you recover, and stand up, proudly, on all four hooves. You have turned into a were-horse.

[georgeinamerc]

My friend is about to get bombarded w all the lesbian drama in woso, but she will also unfortunately get to see me lose it as I'm watching my team getting destroyed by city..

[freya-ulfsdottir]

How dare you hide this in the tags

The core appeal of Willy Wonka is that he's a nigh-omnipotent maniac who uses his near limitless powers over reality to trick shitty people into killing themselves. You can't make him the protagonist of a whimsical coming of age tale - you have to treat him like Jason Voorhees, or Dracula, or any other horror icon. Give him some new victims and new interesting kills and set him loose, that's all audiences want.

[sunlight-shunlight]

anyway dai solas you will always be famous to me. nothing but respect for my boy who wandered off mid-cutscene in the hinterlands to go help out refugees, is extremely good at Lies Of Omission™️, has a whole spy/agent/informant network of elves who followed him, fervently argues that it's unethical to be happy about killing bandits bc they had lives and loved ones, describes his own temple(?) prison(?) as having "indecipherable" elven writing, has ferocious debates with dorian and iron bull about slavery, set himself on fire once by mistake, and within about a year of his 10000 year lifespan, went from seeing all the world as disposable emotionless husks, to developing actual friendships and even falling in love.

and then! still thought it was necessary to destroy and reset the world! but he would treasure the chance to be wrong again!!

[chickren]

it’s kind of a testament to how much shit happens in jaime’s bathhouse confession that we never talk about how he decided to tell brienne about the mechanics of fingering cersei like what are you doing bro are you bragging are you trying to prove you’re a good lover what is this

[iwasthenightingale]

I will never be over the fact that for all the confusion and fear and panic and anger that goes through Aziraphale's face in the seconds after the kiss, for all the repressed feelings and the idiocy of his 'I forgive you', when Crowley walks away from him for what he thinks could be the last time he stutters out the softest, most desperately pleading '...no...'

[electric-demons-in-love]

[rocketbirdie]

deranged picnic

[lost-carcosa]

OK, I know this is trump we're talking about, but he must be at least vaguely aware how pathetic these tweets make him sound?

A petty, petulant, vindictive little child that has completely lost touch with reality.

Somebody wipe the drool off his chin

[annasofthe11thdimension]

Alright, so this is basically...an art dump for all the pics i drew when i was trying to draft the ending i wanted my Odile looping Au 'Like a Wheel Ever Turning' which...is not even SLIGHTLY how this fic is going to end now, but while figuring that out i still like draw all this and had to do SOMETHING with it.

So figured I'd post it and be like 'hey! fun Odile looping act 5 boss fight vibes not connected to anything else!' since like...that basic IS what they are at this point lol.

The one cool idea i loved that i think is now FIRMLY ditched is the act 5 boss fight starts when Odile uses wish craft to splinter herself into two halves.

The 'old/current' her that is meant to be her coldly logical side, and a younger 'copy' version, which is meant to be the childish irrational side...that is what's stopping her just shutting down the time loop because she can't figure out how to be happy with her friends leaving.

I mean, if you murder the part of you that WANTS the wish to come true, that's basically a 'get out of time loop free card' right? Right! Totally sound logic!

Yes the 'young' version of her firmly believes that she's real, and also also got memories going up to about age 21, and also that she ought to be in Ka Bue not HERE among these french weirdos.

Also yes again, a 'young' Odile is EXACTLY as unhinged about this as you'd expect a 21 year old to be upon finding out that apparently the 'real' her think murdering her is the correct solution to this problem!

The shift of the fight was meant to have the inverse 'colors' shift from one version to the other by the end, wrapping up with the point where the 'original' Odile is forced to have a heart to heart with the personification of her perceived 'worst' qualities.

Pretty sure the vibes for this ending was a lot more focused on the resolution of having deeply complex feeling about EXPRESSING emotion directly to other people. That along with a side helping of how isolating it is to be perceived as a 'real' adult such that you can't be weak enough to ask anyone for help. Because really if you can't even be that then why are you any different then when you were irritating mess of a youth?

Not saying any of that isn't still present in the story, but like...there is a LOT of other stuff going on, and those themes are now linked into many other ones too, and that's not even TOUCHING on how Loop's been...somewhat complicating my redrafting lol.

...Also I might have drawn/plotted this version before i knew about two-hats lol. THAT also is a factor.

Anyway! Still liked all of these enough to want to do SOMETHING with them, and figured this worked, so i could like map out my thoughts on them, even if i never got to write this.

[pilkypills]

Reductively going in circles in my brain over who is the most “unusual” dwarf among the company (Kili’s human appearance, Fili’s association with plants, Bofur’s geniality, Ori’s cut hair and Bilbo-like mannerisms, Dori’s tidiness, etc etc) when its honestly actually pretty correct to say that they are ALL odd. Among the population of dwarves across Middle Earth these are the only ones willing to go with Thorin to Erebor in the first place. A fool’s errand. Likely to end in failure or death. They are the small few who will try anyway. That decision in itself makes it very clear that none of them are normal. Pretty freakin cool.

[tacticaltoothpick]

Read a modern Bad Batch fanfic that was bar none one of the best written, absolutely devastating and definitely disturbing 100k+ words I’ve ever read, and needed to draw something from it

My, my, those eyes like fire I'm a winged insect, you're a funeral pyre Come now, bite through these wires I'm a waking hell and the gods grow tired Reset my patient violence along both lines of a pathway higher Grow back your sharpest teeth, you know my desire

I will travel far beyond the path of reason Take me back to Eden Take me back to Eden