The thought of never settling down and marrying a man: 🥱
The thought of never settling down with and marrying a woman: *in tears, hysterical, crying, throwing up …*
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Fjord is my favorite critical role character for — well for a lot of reasons! but a lot of them are tied up in the fact that this guy’s self-esteem was so low that he spent the better part of a year doing an impression of his foster dad around his closest friends so they’d respect him more. Guy of all fucking time. Took fake it til you make it way too far and now he’s got three deity pacts, a pirate ship, and several fake personalities on rotation. Task failed successfully
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There was a post I saw about someone who mutually ghosted a guy after a date and kept matching with him and they're not interested but it's the longest "relationship" the person had been in at that point and I'm like. Karen would mutually ghost someone.
She doesn't really tell Brent/Right/Evelyn/Chris his name (he has a double first name, Patrick is not his last name) and just refers to him as "My Guy". Like "Ah damn, My Guy matched again. End my suffering." And when she tries to explain it to Right who does NOT understand how it's different, her logical answer is "it's my God given right to ghost a polite man!"
Also I just imagine her confiding in Paul about Rick and he's like "is his name Patrick" and she's like "kinda". And after that, Paul calls him "Pattycakes" cause he's never even seen the guy so why not give him a funny little nickname. He's allowed to do so at this point probably.
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FOUR different authors: *confirm that a character is indeed bisexual*
Y'all: I pretend not to see
1 author who clearly doesn't know canon whatsoever: *says same character is a lesbian*
Y'all: OMG! CANON! Anyone who says otherwise is lesbophobic!
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Happy Celebrate Bisexuality Day! Zoot's wearing his tie-dye bi tie for the occasion.
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ok so this is a very personal post but I've thought about it for a few months now and I'm pretty**** sure this is true.
****although it could change in the future. Don't take it at face value unless I haven't denied it for a long time.
I think I'm heteromantic bisexual. I only see myself in a romantic relationship with men, but I can see myself having sex with men and women. I'm not sure about people outside the gender binary, but I don't think I'd be actively inclined to pursue sex but not overly turned off either. Just. Neutral.
And I'm a little stressed because I'm pretty sure there is a very real possibility that I'm just blowing this out of proportion--that I'm NOT actually bisexual, I'm thinking about it for attention or "jumping on the bandwagon". (That's what my dad said anyway when I tried to approach him.) I'm scared that I might have to take this back in a few years because I was wrong and I AM just straight. Or that it might not be valid to experience this kind of attraction.
I'm not sure how irl people would react--I am absolutely assured that my friends would be supportive. I wouldn't have to come out to teachers or anything. But my family, extended family, and mentor figures...I'm not sure about them. My dad might not believe me, my mom would probably go ballistic, my extended family might not love me very much anymore (but I don't know, because I've never really talked to them either--its complicated). My mentor figures are conservative and I'm scared that they could be homophobic towards me. Although I hope that love transcends all for them, I think realistically that's not possible and frankly I do not want to fuck around and find out.
So if anybody has any advice that would be greatly appreciated...otherwise I hope you all have an amazing day/night.
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