#the blue defender

[calcifezra]

OKAY

I play megamind ps3, ds, and wii games a lot

They’re very fun. Now I’m gonna share each line the doom syndicate say! Because I’m a fucking weirdo who truly enjoys this sorta thing because it says a lot about each character!

Some are repeated!

Not including blue titan purely because I don’t like Hal sorry

PS3/XBOX 360

Destruction Worker:

“Megamind! Prepare to be, de-… destructed!”

Psycho Delic:

"You dare enter my lair, Megamind?"

"Welcome to my world, Megamind. You'll soon be dancing to my tune. *laughs menacingly*"

"Glad you could join us, Megamind."

"Well then, now all the guests are here, let the party begin."

"Not before we party like a plague first, baby. Get that super square."

"Nooooooo!"

“Too quick for ya’?”

“You’ll need to be quicker than that!”

“You’ll need to do better than that, Megamind!”

“I’ll make you pay for that, Megamind.”

Hot Flash:

"Megamind!"

"I see you got past my goons, sweetie."

"Attack!"

"No!"

“You’ll never catch me, Megamind!”

“Gah!”

“Defeat him!”

“You’re in hot water now, Megamind!”

“I’ve fired up a buffet of hot stuff!”

“Whaaa!”

“Get him!”

"That was cute, Megamind. No matter, I'll enjoy cooking your goose!"

DS/PSP

Destruction Worker:

“I’ll destroy you, Megamind!”

“Megamind! Prepare to be, uh, destructed!”

"Bla bla bla.."

"Curses! I missed!"

"Attack!"

"Blue Tighten put me up to it, I had nothing to do with it."

Psycho Delic:

"You'll need to do better than that, Megamind."

"You dare enter my lair, Megamind?"

"Oof."

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

Hot Flash:

"You're in hot water now, Megamind!"

"You'll never catch me, Megamind!"

"Defeat him!"

"Ow."

"That was cute, Megamind. No matter, I'll enjoy cooking your goose!"

"*crying*"

Wii

Destruction Worker:

“Hahahahaha.”

“Give up yet?”

“You can’t beat me, no way!”

“Brawn over..uh..brains! That’s it!”

“Hey mega wimps! What’s the matter? Too tough for ya? Hahahahaha!”

“Hey mega softies! I still got some of the loot! So come get me!”

“Are you guys even trying?”

“I got it!”

“Boo yah!”

“Yeah! Power up!”

“I feel all rested up.”

“Come and get me!”

“I’m the best!”

“This’ll take a little time here.”

“What am I waiting for?”

“Right, I’ll wait here.”

“Uhhh, should we get moving?”

“Come on give me a chance!”

“Mine!”

“High score for me baby! Haha!”

“Try to beat that score!”

“More scores for me!”

“What a score!”

“I’m coming in last?”

“I destroyed your score! Score!”

“Yeah! More scores for me!”

“Alright!”

“I gotta catch up!”

“I dare ya to beat my score!”

“I destroyed you!”

“Ow!”

“Ahh!”

“I’m dying!” (?)

“I’ve gotta catch up!”

“Got it!”

“Try to beat that!”

“I’m back! Did you miss me?”

“I can do this!”

“I’m coming in last?”

“I’m winning!”

“Time to avoid!”

“Let’s attack!”

“It’s mine!”

“Uhh, I need some points!”

“Run away!”

“We have to avoid this attack!”

Psycho Delic:

“More for me, sucka’s!

“Psycho score! Score!”

“All right!”

“All mine, baby.”

“Psycho power! Hahahaha!”

“Solid mine!”

“I’ll catch up, baby!”

“Give it up square, I’m taking you cats down!”

“I win!”

“Tick tock, I need a lil time, dig?”

“I’ll wait here a while, cool?”

“I’m getting old just waitin’.”

“Should we shuffle off?”

“As rested as a corpse.”

“Uh baby? I’m last.”

“Ouch!”

“Grrrrr!”

“Uhhhh, totally hip high score!”

“Mine. All mine, baby.”

“I can dig this, dig?”

“Ow!”

“Ahh!”

“Come on! Get with it!”

“Gotta catch up, dig!”

“You can’t beat me, baby.”

“Too cool to be schooled!”

“All aboard!”

“Get hip for more points.”

“I’m as groovy as a ghoul, try catch me.”

“Ain’t no way you’re getting me! I’m as cool as an open grave.”

“I’m chilling like a villian!”

“Give it up, square!”

“Taking you cats down!”

“Try to take my hipness!”

“I’m too cool to crush!”

“Peace, love and decay, dig?”

“Woohoo!”

“Let’s attack!”

“Try and beat me, baby.”

“I won!”

“I’m the happin’ hipster!”

“Boooom!”

“Run away!”

“Betcha can’t beat me, dig?”

Judge Sludge:

“More for me!”

“I’ve got it!”

“Try and beat me!”

“I’ll wait to be called.”

“This…will take some time.”

“It’s not prudent to wait!”

“I’m making a case to move.”

“A well rested recess.”

“Power up!”

“Got it!”

“Mine!”

“Ow!”

“Hahahahahahahaha!”

“Roar!”

“I’m winning!”

“Must catch up!”

“Oh my.”

“I can judge you.”

“I’m cooking a masterpiece!”

“I won!”

“My sludge is too toxic for you.”

“Waste them with some toxic sludge, goons!”

“Come and get me!”

“You’re guilty of trying to stop me, Mega Squad!”

“You should give up legally!”

“Brains! Over brawn!”

“Don’t judge me! I can judge myself!”

Hot Flash:

“All right!”

“More for me!”

“Fwaloosh.”

“I got it, sugar!”

“That’s mine, baby!”

“Can’t beat me, honey!”

“You’re mine!”

“Got it!”

“Rawr!”

“Power up!”

“Let’s attack!”

“Hahahahaha!”

“I win!”

“I’m feeling well rested.”

“What are we waiting for?”

“I’ll wait right here, honey.”

“Should we get moving?”

“Okay, okay, this’ll take some time.”

“Hot score!”

“If you can’t take the heat, avoid my hotness!”

“I’m the best!”

“I won!”

“I’m winning!”

“I dare you to beat my high score!”

“Can’t beat my heat!”

“Ahh!”

“Ouch!”

“Ow!”

“Oo!”

“Come on! Fire it up!”

“HahahahaHA!”

“More points, please!”

“Scorching hot score! Score!”

“We’ve almost flamed out!”

“I have the hottest score!”

“Giving up yet?”

“Let’s all attack together, now!”

“Run away!”

“Move in!”

“Hahaha! You’re all goin’ down, fast!”

“Sorry sweetie! This museum’s full of stuff for me!”

“There’s a big price to travel on my freeway!”

“Okay hot stuff, give mama a kiss!”

“Against me? No chance!”

“I’m too hot for you!”

“Look darlings, you can’t cage my hotness!”

“Woah!”

“I’m back.”

“More points, please!”

“Get away!”

“You’re too cold to beat me!”

“Come and get me, sweetie.”

“Given up yet?”

“You can’t beat me! I’m hot!”

The Conductor:

“A symphonic high score!”

“It’s mine!”

“The score says I’m last!”

“I must catch up!”

“Give me a chance!”

“I got it!”

“This score must go up!”

“All mine!”

“Shall we begin?”

“Rest ameasure, this will take time.”

“I’m well rested.”

“Is there time to rest?”

“I’ll wait here a bit.”

“Ow!”

“Ahh!”

“Ouch!”

“My score is one for the ages!”

“Mine!”

“I’m in the lead!”

“I’m unstoppable!”

“I’d be shocked if you beat me.”

“Get away!”

“A knocked over cowardice.” (?)

“Do you like my classical arrival?”

“My performance is sure to electrify everyone!”

“Now you will play your final music, mega squad!”

Any with a (?) are ones that might be misheard, but it’s not clear

I might’ve missed a few, but these are like 95% of them I think

All of them had various ‘ow’s and various pain sounds, but ALL OF HOT FLASH’S PAIN SOUNDS SOUNDED SO DAMN SEXUAL LIKE BRUH GHHGHGGGUGUGYGYG

That being said, I am even more gay for her now she’s such a pretty tiny lady she has my heart <3

Not a doom syndicate quote but the amount of times I heard Roxanne say “this competition is getting seriously serious” drove me insane lmaooo

[lover-praxis]

life has become so much better since deciding to consume media with unbridled joy. i don’t care if people think it’s cringe, i don’t care if there are flaws. i can simultaneously acknowledge these faults while loving and consuming media that brings me joy.

[sikuena]

" Honey with your kill-shot, baby."

[katswave]

Guys I drew something

[torveiglyart]

Lance is ambidextrous? Sure, I can run miles with that one. Maybe add a little klance while I’m at it ;).

[linipik]

Stargazing in the castle deck and they realize, with one look, how close they’ve gotten ✨✨✨ my piece from Equinox Ascending: A Klance Constellation Zine

[glubber]

I'm sorry to announce this but I am infact into klance 💔

[mothmanavenue]

i know you, i walked with you once upon a dream

[artandbrimstone]

i promise,,, that i will never die !

and then you promise that we will find a way for you to live again !

their friendship makes me want to explode i love them so sosososososo much

[weaponizedducks]

poor shiro cannot catch a fucking break can he. first he gets a crippling disease he's got two years to live. then an angsty wattpad breakup with his boyfriend then he gets kidnapped by aliens and pumped full of alien weed then he crashes on earth with so much walking midlife crisis energy that he gains the skinning puppies to make a fur coat hair, and then he immediately gets shot right back into space by his shittass little brother and weirdo friends with the literal matt clone. then this poor man is made the leader of an alien war, becomes a father to four fuckass teenagers through accidental child acquisition, is forced into the kim kardashian lifestyle by a ginger on drugs, gets kidnapped again, gets cloned, fucking dies, somehow comes back (yeah I'm not really clear about this) then this pathetic wet cat of a man, this stressed jean valjean father of four, experiencing his fourth midlife crisis and millionth mental breakdown, gains that senior citizen swag at twenty five. you could colour match his hair with a polar bear. then he witnesses a walking loreal ad (derogatory) get melted alive, watches a castle get blown up, loses three years in a space time jump and then finds out his ex- fiance who broke up with him right before he left has fucking died in a purple thumb invasion before he got to marry him. but oh no no no that's not the end for this poor sad man. poor guy doesn't get a second to grieve before he is visually assaulted by a less cunty sue sylvester ripoff and her gang of bitchy cheerios (this is admiral s*nda), and yet again made a leader against his will, and shot right back off into space again. then he watches the only other responsible adult in this entire franchise (hot badass space princess who like shiro did not catch a break) sacrifice herself and is left a struggling father. ends up marrying some random fucko. all while suffering through his shitass hot topic brother and blueberry disaster's doomed yaoi romance. oh yeah and he's only got one arm. give the guy a BREAK. FREE my man he doesn't deserve this 🔥🔥

[mushed-kid]

voltron as textposts etc. 7

(i made more even thiugh no one asked for it)

[glittertimes1997]

“ratios a narcissist”

ok

a quick simple search into narcissism

that is what you get

let's focus on “lack of consideration for others” as if this man isn't literally called DOCTOR ratio

distribute knowledge

to the entire universe

lack of consideration for others?

again, the HIGHLIGHTED words

heals the universe

this motherfuckers got EIGHT DOCTORAL DEGREES

hell even screwllum said he was more like a medical doctor than a scholar

now “self centered”/egotistical

I've already made a post on this particular one before (technically) but no, he's not self centered because if he was he wouldn't be trying to distribute knowledge to everyone, he would be keeping it to himself like the genius society does (🤯) which is why nous hasn't payed any attention to him

“but he calls people stupid!!1!1!1”

he's talking about weaponized incompetence

those who refuse to learn, refuse to gain any more knowledge and simply just cannot be taught

he wants everyone to be smart, to be knowledgeable but if he can't teach them then yeah he'll call them a fucking idiot

[feelingyeehaww]

A friend made a joke with the “shindo dojo casa house” and i havent been the same since

[sikuena]

" I should just be done with this already, is what I was thinking

Aah, but your smile and the way you move - I've gotten addicted again." ♫♪

officially back from my unofficial hiatus. hoping to be more consistent with posting now :)

[agere-pngs]

Misc. Disability Aids + Gear

╰┈─➤ for @thetinyblossom & anon !

[torveiglyart]

What if Black opened for Lance instead?