Actually, Yuu can make use of little trips outside of school (i.e. in events) in which Lilia does not show up to woo Silver ethically 😂 Glorious Masquerade? Dude, they're going to a school that has a magical resounding bell, isn't that their perfect wedding chime? And they both (ignoring virtually everyone else) have to fight a teenage arsonist? Legendary "how your fathers fall in love" story to tell the kids. They might even have danced together, you know, which totally makes it a Phillip and Aurora moment.
And Deuce's hometown? They're preparing a clock to wake Silver up for their domestic life, isn't this the loveliest idea of a honeymoon? And Silver's wearing bunny suit? Yuu could just pass out for how cute Silver looks. The first-years are rightfully concerned and Silver is blissfully unaware. What a perfect opportunity to get close to his Moonshine-
(At this rate Lilia might as well just tag along to stop Yuu. Being attacked mid-confession by a colony of bats is definitely not on Yuu's checklist 🦇🦇🦇)
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I love the idea of Yuu reacting the scene from The Birds with bats, lol. Anyway, Yuu and you underestimate Lilia (and Yuu's bad luck).
Masquerade;
Yuu: Yes! God has smiled upon me at last as I go to the city of love--
Grim: I thought it was something to do with Flowers?
Yuu—to the city of LOVE without Batman to get in the way!
Yuu: Now, just t slide over and—
Sebek; Cockblocker: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, HUMAN.
Yuu: Gahh! The barking puppy! What do you want!
Sebek: To keep you in line! Master Lilia ordered me to watch you and make sure you don’t do anything untoward towards Silver!
Yuu: But everything I want to do is towards Silver!
Sebek: You know what I mean!
~*~
Yuu: Ha! The Puppy’s no longer here. Now’s my chance to cast my spell of love. *Tries to dance over with a flower in his mouth* Moonshi—aiie!
Trien: *Grabbing Yuu by the collar* Don’t wander off! And don’t distract the students while they’re working!
Yuu: Oh, come on!
~*~
Yuu: Okay. Puppy’s arguing with randos, Trien’s drinking, now’s my chance! I can ask for a dance and we can fall in love! Silver will you--
Rollo: *Unleashes hellfire plan*
Yuu: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
~*~
Yuu: Okay, okay! The bell’s been rung, the party’s back on and no one I care about is dead. So maybe now--
Malleus: Yuu.
Yuu: Oh, hey Hornton.
Malleus, holding out a hand: Would you like to dance? *Totally innocent and sincere offer*
Yuu: *GUILT* Sure! I’d love to.
Bunnyfest:
Yuu: YES! Fate has smiled upon me once more! And this time there is no one to get in my way!
Silver: *Steps out in adorable costume with a bunny tail* How do I look?
~Hours Later~
Yuu: *Wakes up* Gah! What happened?!
Ortho: You saw Silver in his outfit and had a heart attack from how cute he looked.
Yuu: Dammit!
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