#the cali kgb

[azertyrobaz]

"What did you expect?"

[yeyinde]

And I suppose the guy at the door is also Colombian? What a small world, right?

Pêpê Rapazote as Chepe Santacruz Londoño | NARCOS (S03E02)

[perotovar]

Javier Peña in Every Episode: The Cali KGB

[djo]

PEDRO PASCAL as JAVIER PEÑA Narcos | 3.02: The Cali KGB

[javier-pena]

PEDRO PASCAL as JAVIER PEÑA

Narcos | 3.02: The Cali KGB

[iamasaddie]

Javier Peña in every Narcos episode: “The Cali KGB”

[morallyinept]

A full transcribe of JAVIER PEÑA'S dialogue/lines from the TV show NARCOS.

Includes full dialogue, and dialogue from any deleted/additional scenes available.

I've created this as a point of reference when writing for Pedro's characters, and I hope you find it useful. Even if you just want to read the dialogue. 🖤

FULL MASTERLIST OF PEDRO CHARACTERS DIALOGUE

☝🏻Dialogue has been fully transcribed by myself using reference to original scripts (if available), audio subtitles and using my own two ears. Therefore, mistakes can be made, however I have tried to be as fully accurate as I can. If you spot an obvious mistake, please kindly let me know. Where audio is not clear, I have marked with *inaudible* Scenes are separated for ease of reference.

ALL EPISODES: (JAVIER WAS IN ALL 10 EPISODES IN SEASON 1)

EPISODE 1 - DESCENSO

EPISODE 2 - THE SWORD OF SIMON BOLIVAR

EPISODE 3 - THE MEN OF ALWAYS

EPISODE 4 - THE PALACE IN FLAMES

EPISODE 5 - THERE WILL BE A FUTURE

EPISODE 6 - EXPLOSIVOS

EPISODE 7 - YOU WILL CRY TEARS OF BLOOD

EPISODE 8 - LA GRAN MENTIRA

EPISODE 9 - LA CATEDRAL

EPISODE 10 - DESPEGUE

DELETED SCENES

ALL EPISODES: (JAVIER WAS IN ALL 10 EPISODES IN SEASON 2)

EPISODE 1 - FREE AT LAST

EPISODE 2 - CAMBALACHE

EPISODE 3 - OUR MAN IN MADRID

EPISODE 4 - THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE DEAD

EPISODE 5 - THE ENEMIES OF MY ENEMY

EPISODE 6 - LOS PEPES

EPISODE 7 - DEUTSCHLAND 93

EPISODE 8 - EXIT EL PATRON

EPISODE 9 - NUESTRA FINCA

EPISODE 10 - AL FIN CAYO!

DELETED SCENES

ALL EPISODES: (JAVIER WAS IN ALL 10 EPISODES IN SEASON 3)

EPISODE 1 - THE KINGPIN STRATEGY

EPISODE 2 - THE CALI KGB

EPISODE 3 - FOLLOW THE MONEY

EPISODE 4 - CHECKMATE

EPISODE 5 - MRO

EPISODE 6 - BEST LAID PLANS

EPISODE 7 - SIN SALIDA

EPISODE 8 - CONVIVIR

EPISODE 9 - TODO LOS HOMBRES DEL PRESIDENTE

EPISODE 10 - GOING BACK TO CALI

FULL MASTERLIST OF PEDRO CHARACTERS DIALOGUE

[hetalia-club]

The Cold War era was honestly the cause of so many hilarious things that sound fake but are 100% real. It’s one of the reasons the Cold war is my favorite history era. (I know a lot of horrible stuff happened in that time but let’s focus on the goofy stuff okay?)

Top funniest moments include:

1. Russia thought that they were building a top secret office in the center of the pentagon and pointed nukes directly at it but KGB spies confirmed it was actually a hot dog stand. 2. America was going to nuke the moon as a fuck you to Russia. But decided that might be a bad idea.

3. America had a plan to strap listening devices on cats and turn them lose in Moscow and try and get them to sit in windows and listen in on conversations but then after sinking 2 million into the plan someone was like. “but how do we get the cats to do that...” and they threw that idea out the window.

4. After a big ‘ol woopsie Russia ‘accidently’ ‘allegedly’ almost nuked the USA because someone read the screen wrong and said that the US had fired 5 nukes onto Russia and they were on the way. Luckily the guy in charge was like ‘nah, that ain’t them they wouldn’t do us like that.’ He basically diverted a nuclear war on a ‘gut feeling’. Because the computer systems said it was a go.

5. America built a bunch of rail ways that went nowhere and spent a ton of money on advertising for them basically saying how important that these railways were. They let the info slip to Russia incase they did nuke them they would nuke the useless railways. I can’t decide if that’s a 200 IQ plan or stupid. because Russia of course took the bait.

6. Russia at the same time had the exact same plan and built a couple fake cities in Russia and let some advertising slip about how cool and groovy(it was the 60′s) and also very important these cities were. America of course took the bait. EVEN THOUGH THEY HAD THE SAME PLAN!

7. Russia commissioned America to make fake maps and the only difference was that Russia was bigger on the map than usual. Wow amazing truly astounding.

8. The time America tried to train bears to fly planes... Because they thought it would be super sick and the Russians would be so jealous of the bear pilots. Didn’t work out. 

9. Russia tried to use psychics yes you read right the were looking for someone with psychokinetic powers to train to divert missiles. Yes really, they were doing this. America got so jealous of this that they wanted their own super hero program and they also started looking for someone who could make objects float and also read minds they sunk about 20 mill into that one.

10. (don’t remember who) In the 50′s the current leader of Russia came to America for a meeting which was in California. He toured the Hollywood studios ad really really wanted to go to Disney Land like so fucking bad. The current president of the US was like ‘dude that is a horrible idea you are the leader of Russia you can’t just go to Disney. He flipped his shit he was so fucking mad. He was like ‘why can’t I go? Is there some secret launch base there? Is there something I can’t see? This is so stupid I want to go!’ he even threatened to unalive himself at one point. I don’t think they ever did let him go because they would of had to empty the entire park for him because it was a crazy security risk for him to even be on his GT of Cali in the first place. Apparently the CIA agents with him had a 70+ page book on how to keep him safe. Frank Sinatra was even there to try and keep him happy. though i don’t exactly remember how he got roped into being there.

That is just 10 things there is so much more. So much bonkers shit. I didn’t even get into things Germany and England did. 

[nicolethered]

Javi at the Embassy in 3x02 The Cali KGB

[thefourchimes]

the potential of gravity falls and stranger things together...

for the stranger weirder au, imagine the chaos of the group that is the party+co and the mystery crew

from the kids to the teens to the adults, all the groupings just have the potential to be so much

imagine.

here be the some thoughts for them because yes:

star twins immediately vibe with the party <3

more girls' night!!

more dnd campaigns!!

dustin and dipper smart cap buddies

party drifting apart fuels the fear and conflict even more in dipper and mabel vs the future

will and dipper "knows the feeling of being possessed" buddies

mabel and max being essentially taken hostage by the big bads AND are put through illusions bullshit

el would be persuaded by mabel to use her powers for arcade games

dipper would be fascinated and mabel would be in awe of el's powers

el learns so much of the world through the star twins as well <33

lots more competition with arcade games in general with the kids

the kids riding their bikes together!!

still unsure about gideon in general but imagine erica putting him in his place

will hangs around in the shack a lot because jonathan works there, and he's really fascinated by the attractions in the mystery shack

dustin would likely get attached to ford

post redemption pacifica will deck angela in the face <3

max, argyle, and the star twins talking about cali related things with the rest being unable to relate

soos loves hanging out with all his dudes

soos, max, and dustin knowing what it feels like without a father

the teens learn that college isn't the end all be all from the stan twins

jonathan and soos talk a lot as coworkers—and the latter is always able to help the former relax

steve gets a crush on wendy—this is gonna be a deja vu moment for him considering yknow

nancy and stan talk about guilt of past and stupid mistakes

nancy is taught and given advice on how to do illegal things and get away with it (plus gun usage) by stan

robin and wendy bonding over being queer in small towns in unspecified time of late 20th century

robbie gets punched and slightly beat up by one of the st teens (likely nancy or steve) for picking on the kids

robin and robbie is gonna be confusing when said aloud and they both hate it

argyle and soos besties heck yes

joyce and stan having an understanding with one another about protecting their loved ones no matter what

joyce mayhaps putting ford in his place since his head is still up his ass for a while ASHFIUASHf

joyce is always nice to mcgucket and tries to talk to him, but it's a hit or a miss at times

hopper is tired of seeing stan's face (usually to try and arrest him)

also when it gets to that point, hopper and stan have a silent rivalry for being jonathan's father figure (but they work together to beat lonnie up)

once they can kind of put their disagreements aside, stan teaches hopper how to bond with the kids

hopper is also tired of trying to wrangle mcgucket

hopper doesn't know what to think of ford, especially with the fact that stan had so easily slipped in and pretended to be the man for years

murray and stan making deals mayhaps??

mcgucket murray duo omg HAFSUIHAISF

murray's suspicious of ford the first time he meets him ("kgb? government??")

and that's only a few of what our little grp who's building this au has discovered and explored omg 😭

if you wanna know more...don't be shy, go and ask away AHSFUIAHSF 👀

tagging @sunflowersand-bees @itsanotheridiot because they helped me compile and add more in this list, ty guys <3

along with @laurienotteddy @lovefrom-theother-side @willelfanpage @she-wont-miss who are always sending me their thoughts and/or watching me go insane in that thread

[aidenwaites]

This season is SO wild on one hand you've got the Hawkins murders/Vecna and the Cali-to-Indiana roadtrip storylines which are like. Typical level Stranger Things stakes, small town mysteries and the kids versus the supernatural and all that, and then on the other hand you've got Joyce Byers Is Being Turned In To The KGB

[azertyrobaz]

When you sell your soul to the devil, you're not allowed to ask for it back.

[pascalsky]

Narcos S3:E2 The Cali KGB

[djo]

PEDRO PASCAL as JAVIER PEÑA Narcos | 3.02: The Cali KGB

[elroymarvelous]

“I quit four months ago.” 

“Looks like it’s going well.”

[tv-moments]

Narcos

Season 3, “The Cali KGB“

Director: Andi Baiz

DoP: Luis Sansans