#the charizard killer

[front-facing-pokemon]

[kaygee-doodles]

Now that I know I can ask Blue about it since Killer apparently won't tell me. Blue..what did Killer trade for the Charizard card? I really need to know

"A fair and equitable amount of other pokemon cards, and a plate of Horror's tacos."

[puckarchives]

basement yard conversations: l. hughes

blurb: in which you overhear luke say that you’re much more attractive than him while he’s talking to jack and quinn.  / word count: 1.7k / pairing: luke hughes x fem!reader

The conversation had taken place on the back deck of the Hughes Family lake house, and to be fair, you don’t think you were supposed to be particularly privy to it. It was nearing almost 11 PM at night, and you had just come out of the shower— clean and sun kissed and reveling in the after effects of a day well spent out in the sun with your favorite boy and your favorite family. 

This was the second summer you had spent with Luke, and by default, the entire Hughes gang as they took a much deserved rest in the off-season, now that both the Devils and Canucks had ended their seasons. So, with you being off from college and the boys not starting their training for at least two more weeks, you had opted to spend some time at the lake house in Michigan. 

That particular day, you had spent most of your morning (and afternoon, if you were being honest,) out on the lake, simply laying on the boat or joining in when the boys began wakeboarding— falling a few times, but ultimately being able to hold your own before Luke had jumped in with you, and caused you both to go tumbling into the water. 

From the boat, you could hear both Jack and Quinn laughing at you and Luke, both of you making your way over to where they had stilled in order to let you reboard, and where Luke readied himself to begin his turn— which didn’t last long, as he began swaying to the point where he just simply fell over. 

Once the four of you had come back in, it was straight to the shower for you— a moment to wash off the lake water and reapply aloe vera before your skin began to get dry. 

Walking towards the back porch, you could see the boys huddled around the fire pit— Jack and Quinn sitting in their designated chairs, and Luke in a larger seat, waiting for you with a blanket in his hand. As you walked closer however, and before you could open the screen door, you overheard a snippet of their conversation— something that always surprised you, as their conversations could exist on a spectrum of simply talking about dinner plans, to them arguing over who the most problematic Pokémon character they played with growing up; currently, Charizard was in the lead because, as Luke had stated a few weeks prior, you can’t spell the world ‘Charizard’ without ‘hazard,’ an explanation that still made no sense to you, but that the boys had agreed to almost immediately. 

Stilling at the fragments you could piece together, you could hear Jack repeating that he “definitely did have it,” but that for him, “it was louder than it was for Quinn.” You didn’t know exactly what “it” was referring to, but quickly pieced together your answer as Quinn spoke up.

“It’s like, the internet thinks I have no rizz. I got called a fucking wet cat the other day,” he said, waving his hands around. It was true— you had seen the tweet first, and then sent it to Luke, who promptly sent it into their group chat. So that’s what they were talking about— rizz. 

Although you didn’t know exactly how that had come up— when you left, they were discussing the intricacies of Zegras’ worst choices— it was still a novelty to take in— the way that Quinn would talk in his broody way, only exacerbated by the winces he would occasionally give off because of his gnarly sunburn, whereas Jack was all excited hand movement and loud laughs. But it was your boy, specifically, who had all of your attention— Luke’s soft smirk on his lips, the way he would wait until either boy was finished talking before including his own thoughts, and the way he would keep egging on his brothers. However, you didn’t miss the way he would open his mouth to say something, but automatically be either shut down, or have to wait for another turn to avoid interrupting his brothers. While Luke may have been a killer on the ice, he was still the youngest brother— caught up in trying to work his hardest to be on the same level as his brothers, but still always beating himself up for it. 

You didn’t think there had been a day where Luke went without comparing one thing about himself to his older brothers— whether it be simple comments about how he needed to get faster in order to compete with Quinn’s own speed, or even have better hand-eye coordination in order to keep up with Jack, it was always something that he lacked, and he never paid attention to the things he did have— things that you loved about him, like the way he would always bring his brother’s up in conversation— always with a smile on his face, and always reminiscing on their childhoods. He never spoke ill of anyone, (even when they deserved it,) and when he had hurt another player on the ice a few weeks back he had made it a point to apologize personally, and even send them a card. Luke, for all the faults he saw in himself, had one-hundred times the good parts, even when he didn’t recognize them. 

It was the next few sentences, however, that caught your attention; now, the conversation had switched over from Jack and Quinn’s respective levels of charmism and ability to, as they so eloquently put it, “pull and have game,” to Luke’s, he looked down, still with a small smirk on his face, and played with his thumbs. 

“Well, you see her,” Luke said. “She's definitely much more attractive than me, and if anything, I have the rizz because she was strong enough to get my head out of my ass and see that she had been there the entire time,” he laughed. 

His brothers only egged him on, adding in moments where they saw Luke, quote on quote, ‘have game,’ including earlier that same day, when the four of you were out on the boat. When you had been putting together the coolers for the boys to lug on to the boat, Luke hadn’t missed a beat and, while you were chopping up pieces of fruit on the kitchen island, had flirted with you like he had never met you before, and hit on you. 

“Well hello, pretty lady,” he said, wiggling his eyebrows, and flexing his arms above his back. He puffed out his chest in a mock bravado, and continued. “You come here often? Because you’re a sight for sore and beautiful eyes,” he said, scooting closer to you. For as cheesy as he was, Luke loved doing this— hitting on you as if you were two teenagers in the 80’s, and as if he hadn’t been your boyfriend for the past two years. 

“You know, I’d love to take you out on the boat sometime, if you’re free?  I’ll even let you drive it if we leave your boyfriend on the shore,” he said, now with his arms actually up, and him, (once again,) flexing. God, you’re boy was a total softie. 

Your only response was heaving laughter, as anytime Luke got like this it only brought a smile on your face. “Well, sir, my boyfriend would surely be disappointed in me if I just left him on the shore” you jokingly replied. “And besides, he’s old. I’m not sure his fragile heart could take it if I just up and left,” you said, before closing the cooler and making your way outside. 

Luke scrambled after you, only to grab the cooler out of your hands, open the door, and drop it right outside. Before you could ask why, he whistled over at Quinn who was waiting for the two of you on the deck, and scooped you up in his arms, before making his way to the dock, you still laughing, and him looking at you with a look of pure adoration, and, in your opinion— full of love. 

Now, however, as you stood on the other side of the screen door, you opened it, automatically calling all three heads to look in your direction, and, as you walked towards Luke who had his arms open to you, said: “No, Luke’s definitely lying. This man has ALL the rizz. How do you think he keeps me coming back over-and-over for more?” you asked the other two, giving your boyfriend a kiss on the forehead as you stood between his legs and pet his still-wet curls. 

“He can say that I’m the one who got him to notice me, but your brother? The ultimate rizz king,” you laughed, trying to mimic what you heard the gamers on TikTok say about rizz the other day. 

“But, to settle your debate once and for all, I have literal proof of who has the most rizz,” you announced, to which the other two Hughes brothers cheered and egged you on to show them. Pulling up Twitter on your phone, you scrolled through your favorited tweets before getting to one that had made you bust out laughing only days prior, but that labeled what kind of “rizz” each Hughes brother had. 

“According to this tweet, a certifiable source if I’ve ever seen one,” you joked, “Quinnjamin Hughes has the rizz level of a wet cat you want to take home, and of a man that just makes your “I CAN FIX HIM” fever go crazy, Jacket Hughes has the rizz of a man who had a borderline homoerotic relationship and a praise kink all in one, and Lucas Warner Hughes has the rizz of a man who will always shoot up and knows it,” you finished. 

As you closed your phone and set it down, you looked up at the faces of the Hughes dynasty around you— Quinn was shaking with laughter, his head in his hands, Jack was wheezing in the corner over you calling Quinn “Quinnjamin” and the way they had gotten all of their names wrong, and Luke despite the jokes, was looking directly at you. He wasn’t laughing like his brother’s, but instead looking at you with the softest smile. 

“And don’t I know it, sweetheart,” he said.

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Ok hypno's mod has been added to list so here I go, could you strangled red(Steven) who was readers lover at one point in time and when the incident happened to Steven causing him to disappear and when years later happened Steven encounters reader again only they are no longer a human anymore

Kinda went off the rails with this one but enjoy!!

.......

Steven thought this would make him feel better.

As he removed his hands from Mike's bruised throat, he looked down upon the dying man, watching the light leave his eyes forever. And his smile gradually began to fade away the longer he stared.

Finally, after living in misery for a whole year..he got to avenge his precious Miki by giving her “killer” a fitting end: strangulation.

This should’ve made him happy.

So...

Why did he still feel so hollow inside? 

Why did he still feel the same emptiness as before?

When he barged in here, all he could see was his brother’s mocking smile, which remained even as he choked him to death. He thought he took delight in watching Miki perish--a product of his envy in seeing him win battle after battle while he was left in the dust.

Though the second he stopped moving, Steven saw the reality of what laid before him:

A terrified brunette with tears streaming down his face, expression forever frozen in a state of shock and betrayal--not knowing why he was being killed over an accident he apologized endlessly for.

‘God..what have I done?’ He looked down at his hands. They were trembling, itching to strangle yet again.

But then he heard a familiar chirp, albeit distorted, and slowly looked over his shoulder to see a certain Charizard standing behind him. She was a mess of glitches and rotting flesh that nearly made him gag. Bruises and lacerations were all across her neck, and the flame on her tail was nonexistent.

Immediately he flinched away as she leaned her head forward.

This wasn’t Miki. It was just..that damned thing trying to resemble Miki.

“S-Stay back..” He whispered hoarsely, shakily taking out a pokeball and holding it in front of him.

She went into it willingly, and after snapping it closed, he put it in his pocket. His eyes then lingered on Mike’s corpse one last time, before he dragged the blanket over him completely.

He shoved away the thoughts of his mom and Blastoise finding him like this in the morning, and decided to take his leave.

He couldn’t stay here anymore.

.......

Steven found himself along the shores of Cinnabar Island, overlooking the waters in which he travelled in search of Missingno. The waves were choppy, and there was a cold breeze that messed with his already tousled hair.

Yet..he felt anything but peace standing here all alone.

The weight of his actions were pressing down heavily on him. Of course, he knew Mike didn’t sabotage the trade. Neither of them expected that to happen, but...what’s done is done.

He avenged her and that’s what mattered.

Now he had nothing better to do except roam endlessly, thinking of how Miki must have felt in that trading tube, her neck caught on the cables. He wondered if she knew she wouldn’t make it out alive...or if she was in any pain at all.

Was it an agonizing asphyxiation or instantaneous death?

God, he only hopes she didn’t suffer-

“Steven..?”

His shoulders tensed at the familiar voice. And he looked over, stunned to see...you standing there.

How could he ever forget about you? You were a childhood friend of his who eventually became his loving partner, supporting him throughout his journey in becoming a champion of Kanto. 

You’ve been there for him through everything, yet the accident put a severe strain on your relationship. You attempted to comfort him, but one day he lashed out--thinking you couldn’t possibly understand what he was going through.

You tried telling him you knew exactly how he felt..to no avail. He thought you were trying to undermine his own pain and suffering. So he pushed you away and disappeared from the public eye, essentially ending the relationship as he refused to call or write to you anymore.

Now you were both standing here, on the same beach where you first fell in love as your Pokémon played in the sand and waves. 

But this was more of a bittersweet reunion.

Steven noticed you’ve gone through some drastic changes, besides looking a bit older. Your face held an eerie smile and slightly glowing eyes, plus a few glitches reminiscent of Missingno appeared around you every few seconds.

You didn’t look human anymore, either.

Did you..use it, too?

Swallowing the lump in his throat, he turned to you fully. “[Y/n]...you knew about it, too?” 

That didn’t seem like the best question to ask after all this time, but it’s the only one he could think of at the moment. He needed to know.

“I did.” You answered. “At first I thought it was a dumb rumor..and that Revives were all I needed to save my Pokémon from death. But I was wrong, and I learned that the hard way.”

He blinked in confusion. “What do you mean?”

“Do you remember my Kangaskhan?”

Immediately, Steven nodded. Of course..you had such a strong bond with the parental Pokémon. You cared for her baby as if you were a Kangaskhan yourself. He recalls how he and Mike would be searching for their starters when they were young, only to find them both hiding inside her pouch. And you’d just smile and laugh at their worries.

Those were good times, but he also remembered how your Kangaskhan held him as he sobbed over Miki’s death, clearly missing the Charizard, too.

“I do..why do you ask?”

“The day after you lost Miki, her baby got poisoned.”

His heart sank at the revelation, but he remained silent as you continued to elaborate.

“I had an antidote but..some prick who had a grudge against me swapped it with a placebo. I realized it too late and..it seemed like it was cured, but then at nighttime it died in its sleep.” You shuddered a bit as you recounted the memories. “My Kanga was heartbroken. She wouldn’t eat, wouldn’t sleep..I had to give her a Substitute doll so she could feel like her baby’s still with her. But it was never enough. I failed her and had to regain her trust in me...so I used it.”

Holding a glitching pokeball in your hands, your eyes glowed eerily, a dark shadow over your face. “I let her kill the bastard who took her baby...and now they’re together again.” Your voice became deep and distorted, before it returned to normal as you pocketed the ball. “I let it go afterwards, but..as you can see, I still feel its effects.”

For the longest time, Steven stood there in silence, never realizing that you truly did understand his pain. Back then he refused to listen to you...and be there for you as you’ve been there for him.

Had he done that, would you have used it, still?

“I-I..had no idea." He stammered out.

“It’s okay. I didn’t wanna put that extra burden on you, anyway. I figured we both just needed time apart to grieve..but I guess we had too much time.” You sighed sadly. “Now look at us--wronged by this world, trying to play god to save the Pokémon we love most..though using it didn’t make us feel any better, did it?”

That question completely broke him.

After all he’s done and endured for the past year, the weight of it was too much to bear as it made him collapse to his knees. 

“N-No..” Burying his face into his hands, his breathing became shaky and muffled, trying to stifle the sobs that wanted to escape so badly. “I-I just wanted all of this to go away! I killed my own brother to bring Miki back, but..I only destroyed myself..a-and forget about you. I’m so, so sorry [y/n]..I shouldn’t have...I-I....”

How could he be forgiven after what he’s done?

He threw away everything, went mad with grief over a Charizard...and ditched the person who he loved most.

And he still felt like shit. Nothing changed.

Kneeling down in front of him, you frowned slightly, removing his hat. And he looked up at you, lowering his hands from his face. 

With his usual dark shadow gone, you could just see a broken man underneath all the evilness, red eyes puffy and teary. There was no glowing white grin, but slightly quivering lips, from where he could taste the salt of his tears.

“I know it hurts..but it’s alright now-”

“Don’t.”

Something inside him snapped, and his hands suddenly flew out to grab your throat on instinct. His eyes glowed red again as he stared at you in anger, very well capable of breaking every vertebrae in your neck if he desired to.

You were just as strong as him, but instead of fighting, you just stared right back at him with a racing heart.

His breaths were heavy, almost animalistic in nature, though a few moments later he slowly calmed down. He blinked as you gently put your hands on his wrists, prying them away from your throat and lowering them until they rested in your lap.

Realization flashed in his eyes, and he shrunk back in guilt, wondering why he reacted that way to you.

Was he expecting you to spout pity like the other townsfolk?

“You’ll learn to control it in time, Steven.” You smiled softly. “We may have changed for the worst, but we’re in this together. I’m never leaving you again.”

He was astonished by your words, yet when you brought him into your arms, he completely melted into them, missing your touch so badly. Eventually his tears resumed their flow as he quietly sobbed into your shoulder.

“I-I won’t leave you either.”

At least he knew you still loved him, despite everything.

Now nothing can tear you apart.

[coramatus]

I think the medicine thing could actually be a thing just not to that extent but almost all our medicine comes from plants which aren't native to the Pokémon world so while they could have their own version of Tylenol it won't be made exactly the same so could have different side effects. Also I doubt that the Pokémon world has the same hard medicine we have, in both games and anime characters have been hit by Pokémon or Pokémon attacks and were only lightly wounded (Red had his Charizard chucked at him by Mewtwo and was still able to get up and fight) so they probably didn't need to develop as many pain killers.

Yeah, Pokémon physics and biology all seem to be a bit… wonky at the best of times.

For convenience’s sake, I’ll say Emmet’s tougher than our brand of human in that he can take a bit more physical punishment and not immediately die. But otherwise he’s just as vulnerable as we are to our own diseases.

Don’t worry, Jamal makes sure Emmet gets as many vaccinations as he can, which includes the Covid shots since this takes place in the 2020’s. It’s not a fun few days, but Emmet makes it through.

Medicine-wise, our stuff generally works on Emmet but he might run into a few weird extra side effects not listed on the bottle. Nothing hospital-worthy, but enough to make him use a sick day.

[cartoonishreal]

charizard killer: cartoonish edition

[bearmemesreviews]

FotW: SDMI - The Shrieking Madness

As you can tell by our episode's title, today Mystery Incorporated tackles the Chthulu mythos! Gotta love those weird ugly squid gods, and the fact that their writer chickened out when it came to describing them only adds to their charm. Everyone loves designing creatures that can "break" the mind of anyone who looks at it directly.

Scooby-Doo was neither the first nor the last children's show to tackle this topic, but MI is our first real representation of it for the franchise. Let's talk about it and the gang's first college tour.

Backstory: The gang are all driven to the Darrow University by their parents whose motives are far different from their children's. Meanwhile, the college is playing host to two popular writers who couldn't be any more different. Harlan Ellison is a no-nonsense tightwad whose work is more "respectable" than the cosmic horror tales written by H.P. Hatecraft - this universe's version of our H.P.

One of Ellison's fans disparages the works of Hatecraft, and is swiftly attacked and kidnapped by the main villain of those stories. The gang mostly stumbles into this mystery by accident, preoccupied by their early brushes with college life. Daphne becomes a communist, Fred is put through homoerotic hazing, and Shaggy points out that he's no longer voiced by a vegetarian in a very unsubtle way.

Velma is the one who actually came to meet Ellison at a book signing, and the gang soon cross each other's paths before finding Ellison being terrorized by green Squidward.

The gang still have their hang-ups, much more strained thanks to everyone's love troubles. They even get distracted from the mystery thanks to their previous college antics, until Char Gar Gothakon attacks Shag and Scoob directly. When the gang confronts Hatecraft, he first gives them the "whispers from another world that I translate into the best-selling written word" spiel. However, to dispel the beast he decides to reveal to an entire class of people the truth.

He made it all up, there is no dark force from an alternate dimension giving him material to write. This upsets his number one fan, but that pales in comparison to how badly Charizard Gengar Gothita takes the news. The Gangrene Illithid kidnaps his creator and takes him back to Hateman's house, which is also where the Ellison fan was being kept prisoner in.

Chary Gary becomes another attempted murderer, deciding that Hatecraft deserved an appointment with the ground after a trip to the roof. The gang distracts the monster long enough to save both Hatecraft, and Char Gar Gothakon, when they nearly fall off the roof. They finally muzzled his tentacles, a trick Fred learned from his college buddies, solving the mystery you already did several minutes ago.

Design: Char Gar Gothakon is a humanoid octopus-human hybrid wearing cultish robes, obviously based on Chthulu and Illithids from D&D. Octopus-faced monsters are just awesome, with the sea creature they're based on already being some of the coolest things on our planet. Did you know all of them are venomous, and some of the best hunter-killers in the sea? They're like wolves in that way, creatures we can both hype up as supernatural omens of death and real-life predators you don't mess with.

Char Gar Gothakon: The Beast with no name, is rather lanky despite how stocky its wearer is. It has diamond-shaped eyes with orange irises and yellow sclera and pupils. It has a globular smooth head and wriggling tentacles encompassing most of its lower face. It's body, especially its "forehead", is covered in skin patterns resembling green splotches like the markings of a frog. It also has small siphons, two on each side of its head, in place of ears. Another easy to miss detail are the gillman-like fins on its forearms.

Its outfit is rather flamboyant, resembling a priest's dressing with a turned-up high collar that's too large for its already giant head. Its shoulder pads are gigantic and connected to the rest of the outfit by the belt. It's belt and bicep bracelets are all gold.

It doesn't even wear a shirt, the middle piece of its outfit being mostly made-up of intersecting strips that expose its shoulders, ribs, and V-line.

Honestly, it's a pretty slutty costume. Besides it's vertical striped long skirt it also wears fingerless, elbow length gloves that also has gaps to exposed MORE of its skin.

For powers, it uses a sonic screech that's powerful enough to Lauch a grown man onto a car's hood. Its face tentacles can also stretch out, revealing a large circular maw full of sharp teeth underneath, to entangle a victim. The tentacles also stretch and contort in a way that shouldn't even be physically possible since they were taken from a real dead octopus.

Reveal: The true culprit turns out to be Hatecraft's own superfan and student assistant, Howard E. Roberts (named after Robert E. Howard). He decided to bring Hatecraft's monster to life to get back at the haters. However, when Hatecraft declared himself a fraud the superfan decided that the author needed to be destroyed. He made his sonic death blast technology with the help of his college courses by the way.

It is actually through deriding their fans that Ellison and Hatecraft actual find companionship, leaving the gang to discover the archived documents stolen by Mr. E left in the Mystery Machine.

The plot thickens.

5/5, Western Media needs more Mindflayer rep. Nice Gregorian Chants by the way.

See, you can talk about Lovecraft without mentioned his cat being named N-Word.

[doubleddenden]

We need a new Columbo type show, but rather than a shameless reboot we honor the spirit of the original

- the audience sees who does the murder at the beginning, including the method and disposal of the body

- a real gremlin looking guy shows up to investigate. Real friendly, loves his increasingly interesting wife we never get to see, and loves his dogs he brings sometimes

- killer inserts himself into the investigation to throw off the chase

- investigator knew it was them the whole time and traps them with fact and logic

- not a show with explosions and shaky cameras and bad cgi, it's a methodical and careful mystery

- murderer is usually bourgeoisie af and thinks they're untouchable or some cops that thinks they got away. Clipped by a guy whose car is falling apart.

For a modern version I think it'd be a neat start to have him be a private investigator or nosy journalist that investigates corrupt cops. Like these assholes think they got away with murdering someone innocent because she gave them lip- then a strange little man shows up, real friendly, snoops around, and he sleuths them out.

And I mean a strange little goblin man. I don't mean hunky guy or handsome gent or silver fox, I mean something like Danny DeVito if he had a lazy eye. Also important, because times have changed, he should not be a cop- at least not anymore. In fact he should investigate corruption and rich people or politicians quite regularly and get them locked up.

The wife just needs to be Barbie- not in the sense of looks (although it could be a funny Jessica Rabbit situation), but experiences, and again we never see her. He references her a lot, calls her often. They love each other very much despite not being able to see each other much.

"Well it's funny you say that, you see, my wife was a nurse in the Philippines for a summer- beautiful place and friendly folks- she had never met a doctor that didn't wash their hands regularly."

"Ah see that's where you're wrong. My wife, beautiful woman, she went kayaking in Japan- can't remember where exactly, but that's not important- you see she tells me you should never go kayaking by yourself. Someone probably went boating with the victim."

"Yes, well, my wife- love her so much- she lived with Amazon natives for half a year in her youth. She told me of an untraceable poison made from a plant grown there... that looks an awful lot like the plant in your windowsill."

To add some excitement, he has a HUGE family. Brothers, sisters, cousins, nieces, nephews, he and his wife have like 8 kids that have left the nest and he's also a grandfather. Also uses them for references because they're ALSO just a bunch of Barbie types.

"Well you see, my grandson- he's 16 and in college for coding, brilliant young man I'm so proud of- he told me in a phone call that you can't go anywhere on campus without an ID- so how were you in the campus medical lab at 2:42 am on a Saturday if nobody else besides the victim was there, Officer?"

"You see, my niece- lovely girl, her and her wife own a nice deli in Alaska- she told me once that you have to be careful to not lock yourself in the freezer, and that most have an emergency release of some kind."

"My son works with my brother as an auto mechanic in Germany- he told me that this vehicle has one of the best transmissions he's ever seen. So how did this brand new vehicle suddenly need to be taken to an auto shop unless it was tampered with?"

"You see, my nephew, nice young man, lovely wife and kids, makes the best spam and rice- he collects Pokémon cards he sells out of his hobby shop in Hawaii- he told me once that a... holographic? H...hologram? A real shiny Charizard card- just like this one- can go for anywhere between $5 to much as $1 million, especially if there's a factory error. Funny how the victim has the receipt for a booster pack in his pocket and you have a 'Carizard' card in a display case, Senator."

And mind you this guy is still broke somehow. He's a good person, donates to charity, animals love him, his family is amazing, he and his wife send most of their money to grandkids, starts off each episode getting off the phone with a relative and learning a new piece of trivia- and yet his car he's had since the 80s makes noises that scare seasoned auto mechanics. Maybe has a limp from an injury. He's got like a chihuahua and a pitty that are best friends and ride shotgun. Collects model trains and has a deep fascination with them- Just a strange guy, showing up and buzzing around rich people, knowing they committed a murder- he just has to solve them.

Anyway that's my pitch for a show, I'll expect an offer in my inbox

[coconi]

I don't really do a single team, but these are the pokemon I used the most during my run, @granlance! I tried to name all my first catches after either Tolkien or Zelda characters with a few exceptions here and there (like Cloche, who is a shiny Tara gifted me 🥰).

As a (blurry) bonus, here are my tera raid mains. Two of them were raised by my wife for that sole purpose + a chonky event charizard. All of them have killer stats:

[originalwinnercheesecake]

The Owl House  secondary characters as Pokemon Trainers

I have been getting back into pokemon lately, and (possibly since I already looked up/ explored palisman with every single character) I have recently been fixated on what pokemon would be on the kids in the owl houses team if they were pokemon trainers. I started with some of the secondary characters because I reasoned that hey would be easier at first and setting up their teams would be good practice for making the main 5 kids teams. After spending the better part of a week I have done nine different teams. Here are teams for some of the owl house’s best secondary characters

Boshca

Boshca was actually really easy in part because I got this idea while on her page, and also partly because, while she doesn’t get along to well with people, the show has made variuos hints throughout the 3 seasons that she is an animal lover (duel track potions&beast keeping Boshca).

3 animals Boshca is shown to have an affinity for are: Ratworms, Pixies, and crabs (Maya). So I am going to turn those into an Arboc, a Cleffa, and a Crabby. Headcannon that Arboc evolved pretty easy for her, Cleffa will evolve when she learns some more about friendship, and she used an everstone on Crabby so it would always stay small enough for her to carry around.

Next like I said I was on her page when I got this idea so I want to credit @notcale who posted that Boshca would have a fire/fighting type mix team. They gave her some High-powered pokemon like Charizard and Blazikun, that I agree she would want, but I do not think is ready to handle. So for now I am going to give her a Charmeleon and Combustion. These are her teams powerhouses. Also I am going to say that Charmander was her starter and her Charmeleon has a rivalry with Willow’s Ivysaur.

Her sixth pokemon is a Gloom. She comes from a potion family, and its a pokemon that I remember was popular among potion makers. She caught the gloom because it reminded her of helping her moms out at their center.

Bosca’s team: Arboc, Cleffa, Crabby, Charemeleon, Combustion, Gloom. I think she would be more likely to become a pokemon coordinator than a gym battler (more showing off) and she totally taught all her pokemon to play Grudgby as both a training exercise and a first killer first round performance.

Skara

Skara is tied with Steve with begin my favorite minor character, and I really wish she had more screen time. I wasn’t sure at first if she had enough characteristics to make a team out of.

Her 15th birthday party had real butterfly invitations and her palisman is a red and grey cricket. This tells me she is a little fancy and likes bugs, so I am going to give her a Heracross, a kiricketot, and a beautifly.

She is also a bard student which probably means she likes music. (We’ve never seen her with an instrument in show verse, but Dana has drawn pictures of her with some kind of recorder or flute.) So I will also give her a chimecho, a jigglypuff, and a Loudred.

Skara’s team: Heracross, Kiricketot, beautifly, chimecho, jigglypuff, and Loudred. Some things I have noticed about Skara is that she is really strategic, but also is pretty clumsy. So I headcannon that she would originally want to be a pokemon performer, but she would get tripped up a lot at first. She got into contests when she thought she didn’t have what it took to be a top performer. But I also like to think she would eventually go back to competing in performances once her and her teams skills improved. Maybe like Serena Skara would decide to do both.

Matt Tholomule

A here’s the shows resident gremlin dork. He is fun to watch in episodes and was actually one of the most fun to make team.

Since his base track is construction I am giving him a Doutrio and an Alolan Geodude. Specifically an Alolan gGeodude because it looks like a regular geodude with drawn on eyebrows and facial hair, and we all remember “Man-Thoulomule”. These were his first two pokemon. We’ll say that he was paid for one of his odd jobs with a diglet egg, And he took the Geodude from some con he helped once. The con wasn’t treating it well, and when Matt said he would report the con’s dealings if They did not give him Geodude they called it useless and said Matt could have it.

Next he has a Sandshrew and a Evee. These two he caught. Specifically because they are baby versions of two of his brother Steve’s pokemon, Sandslash and Unmbreon. Since Matt admires Steve so much he wants to raise and train some of the same pokemon Steve has (Note in this Au verse the Emporor’s coven would be team rocket, and Steve is probably someone very similar to James. Unlike James he eventually leaves team rockett,) Also headcannon that while Matt originally caught Evee hoping to evolve it into an Umbreon like Steve’s, it doesn’t evolve until he starts getting into illuison magic as well, and (happy surprise) it instead evolves into an Espeon. Matt loves it and shows it off to Steve once he comes back home. Steve teases Matt some for having such a cute, pink pokemon (they are brothers after all), but also makes it clear does actually think its a cool fit for Matt.

Next up in Matt’s team is a Radicate; sorry no story for this one. I just wanted to give him a big, scruffy, rat. Lastly the most powerful pokemon on Matt’s team is a Mimikyu. I will acknowledge that that is a pretty high level pokemon for him. Well say its the last to join his team, and it probably has given him a few nightmares. But I think Matt would ultimately be a really good trainer for Mimikyu (much like Jessie was). Since both have dealt with lots of insecurities, and attempts to fit in by pretending to be something they aren’t.

Matt Tholomule’s team: Doutrio, Alolan Geodude, Shandshrew, Evee (later evolves into Espeon), Raticate, and Mimikyu. I am also going to copy Brock a bit and say that Matt tried out gym battling and would boast about how he was going to one day become a top battler, or all powerful gym leader, but his heart was never really in it. He eventually decides to become a pokemon breeder, which is what he and his team are happiest as.

Vee Noceda

I wasn’t gonna do Vee at first because she only ever got small bits of character that I did not think would be enough. But after I did the others I decided to try to use Vee’s character bits to make a team, to see if I could.

Mylotic:Vee’s strongest pokemon. She needs a serpent to represent a basilisk fourm

Delibrd: Vee mentions liking birds in a letter to Camilia, and a running gag with her that has been present since Reaching out is how much she loves writing and leaving sticky notes. So a messenger bird is definitely something she would want.

Ditto: A pretty obvous one since it is a shapeshifter. Also the team I made for Luz has a Shiny Dido on it. So if I give Vee a regular Dido then the sisters can share being ditto trainers.

Hapiney: the baby of her group. Some art by Dana hints that Camilia has been teaching Vee first aid, and she has also started working through healing from her own trauma since moving in with Camilia, So i wanted to give her a baby healing pokemon to show these.

Alcremie (Berry, Vanilla) :Changed from Leafeon after I rewatched Vee’s character and noticed how often she is depicted to both enjoy and be a knowledgeable cook. I am not sure what Vee’s favorite flavors are, but the pokedex said that the Vanillia Cream one needs some time to develop trust in those around them, but once it does trust you it loves to feed you treat. That sounds like Vee. I also decided to give her the berry sweet one because blueberries are an earth treat that are used in many recipies

Pumpkaboo: because it matches the pumpkin on her sweater. Like I said I am using small stuff for some of them.

Vee Noceda’s Team: Mylotic, Delbird, Dido, Hapiney, Alcremie (Berry, Vanillia), Pumpkaboo. I definitely see her as aiming to become a pokemon breeder.

Edric and Emira Blight

I am only giving the twins four pokemon each, instead of six, as they (particularly Emira) did not get enough character development for me to use for a team of six pokemon

Edric’s team consists of a Butterfree (his would be butterfly palisman), a Gallade (representing the Illusion track. Fully evoved because Illusion alone was so easy for him) a Gligar (this would be his beast track pokemon, picked due to his intrest in that track taking off after him getting Batric), and a paras (representing potions track).

Emira’s team consists of a Masquerain (her would be moth palisman), a Gardevoir (representing the illusion track. Fully evolved because illusion alone was so easy for her), a Chancey (Helps her learn healing, and look out for Ed and Amity), and lastly a Piplup (Dawn’s helped her manage her hair in the morning, something reaching out shows Emira also has trouble with... I debated cutting it from her team since she winds up just cutting her hair off. But well Em’s other three are sweet and she could use a pokemon that is not afraid to give attitude when others try to mess with her team).

The twins used to battle a lot in Tag team battles. They still do that together as a side thing. But now also have their own pokemon assistant jobs that. Edric is an assistant to a pokemon Perfessor at a lab, and Emira is an assistant medic at a clinic.

Viney

Blissy: So was originally a healing student, and even when she starts duel tracking with beast keeping in season 2 she is still known as "the best healer in school". I already gave hapinny and chancy to Vee and Emira respectively, so due her increased skills at healing viney gets a Blissy.

Fearrow and Litleo: So Viney's most iconic companion is Puddles, her baby Griffian. Griffians are a mix of being a large bird, and a lion. It is important to note that Griffians are also predators. With these in mind I picked a Ferrow (the more aggressive version of Pigeoto,a s Puddles was aggressive and Viney was still working on training her) and Litleo for her. Litleo can also represent her manticor palisman, since it was mostly a lion. (Litleo is unevolved partially to keep her team from being to Op, but mostly so I do not have to chose a gender for it).  

Seadra: So I really wanted to give Viney a good water type (She strikes me as someone who likes being by the water). I thought about doing a Gayrodoes or Huntail so I could still get in the serpant part of a maticore, but those didn't really work. Viney is still new at Beast keeping (again she takes car of and works with Baby animals) so a Gayrodoes could still be kinda much for her. Also let's be honest Huntail is really lame and Viney deserves something better. The water line I kept coming back to was the Horsea line, and the pokemon was Seadra. A strong line, and  a mid level one Viney could work with during the show time. It's toxiens can also have some healing effects if used rightly , whoch Viney would learn quick. Lastly by the time the epilogue came around she would have a super strong water/dragon type.

Viney's Team: Blissy, Fearrow, Litleo, Seadra

note I also really wanted to give Viney a bug type. Anyone have any idea as to which one she could be a good trainer for.

Jerbo

Jerbo gets one less pokemon than Viney because his character was used a little less than her.

Exeggutor: Plant was his first track, and given that he likes to make plants grow legs and get up and walk, I am calling Exeggutor as the perfect duel grass type for him.

Grimer: abomination is his second track once he starts doing multracking. So since he is new to it I will give him a grimer instead of a muk.

Boltund: Jerbo has a unicorn-dog as a palisman so first i looked up if there was a fairy-type dog pokemon...there was two: snubble and fidough neither of which really worked for Jerbo. So I changed my tune. Whatever dog Jerbo's palisman is its tall and lean, with a long face, so I looked for dog pokemon that were shaped like that. I found boltund. That's a good boy dog, and with how inventive Jerbo is he deserves a strong electric type.

Jerbo's team: Exeggutor, Grimer, Boltund.

[bulletblade]

With Rumors of another Nickelodeon All Stars Brawl being around the corner, I decided to rebrand and reboot Nick vs Smash. The series is now called: Challengers of Smash.

This was done because in addition to the NASB roster, Multiversus, Fraymakers and Playstation All Star Battle Royale will be taking on the roster of the Super Smash Bros. Series.

With the exception of Evil Cole (PASBR), all of the "Smash Killers" will have every member battle against the 95 Smash Brothers.

The Smash Roster includes:

Mario, DK, Link, Samus, Yoshi, Kirby, Fox, Pikachu, Luigi, Ness, Captain Falcon, Jigglypuff, Peach, Bowser, Ice Climbers, Zelda, Falco, Marth, Ganondorf, Mewtwo, Roy, Mr. Game & Watch, Meta Knight, Pit, Wario, Snake, Ike, Squirtle, Ivysaur, Charizard, Diddy Kong, Lucas, Sonic, King Dedede, Olimar, Alph, Lucario, ROB, Wolf, Villager, Mega Man, Wii Fit Trainer, Rosalina, Little Mac, Greninja, Mii, Palutena, Pac-Man, Lucina, Robin, Shulk, Dark Pit, Bowser Jr, All seven Koopalings, Duck Hunt, Ryu, Cloud, Corrin, Bayonetta, Inkling, Daisy, Ridley, Simon, Richter, Chrom, Dark Samus, King K. Rool, Isabelle, Ken, Incineroar, Piranha Plant, Joker, The Dragon Quest Heroes (3,4,8 & 11), Banjo-Kazooie, Terry, Byleth, Min Min, Steve, Alex, Zombie, Enderman, Sephiroth, Kazuya and Sora.

See you all Saturday for the first round.

[twistedtummies2]

Discount Options: Jan. - Feb. 2023

I will be opening commissions on January 14th (had to change the date for scheduling purposes), and I will be opening for two months at the same time. January and February will both be opening at once, each with seven slots to their name, equating to 14 slots in total. With nobody allowed to get two slots in a row, hopefully this will allow more room for people to get in.

Anyway, the Discount Options below will apply to both months. If you choose any of the characters below as the main featured pred/big eater/"sitter" in a kink-related story (or as either the main protagonist or main antagonist in a non-kinky work), you will be given 15% off your purchase. As usual, my fee is $10 per thousand words; few of my stories are less than 3000, and my cap is set at 8000. You can do the math from there.

Most of the rules I've used with Discounts in the past apply: you cannot use more than one character from the list as the focal pred or other such character of choice, "food chain" stories (in vore works) are prohibited, the character you choose MUST have a major role, and any characters not included on the list with fanfics will not count towards the discount. Also, this isn't so much a rule so much as something that I would prefer: it is generally more to my liking if the pred or big eater chosen in a vore story is the ONLY one, rather than sharing the stage with somebody else. However, I've made numerous exceptions to this, hence why it is a preference and not a rule.

ONE RULE CHANGE IS THIS: I am now allowing two different people to ask for the same character...PROVIDED the stories with that character are in separate months. To make things clear to people, when a character is claimed, I will do my standard practice of changing their label from boldface to normal font with [TAKEN] beside their name. However, there will be a small change: if the character is claimed in the first month on the list (in this case, January), I will label them as [TAKEN 1]. If they are claimed for the second, they will be labeled [TAKEN 2]. And if both months have a claim on them, the character will be listed as [TAKEN 1 & 2]. You can figure out how things work from there.

All of that clear? At least as clear as mud? Good. Here are the Discount Options for January & February of 2023...

DREAMWORKS

1. [TAKEN 1] Death, from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. 2. Po, from Kung Fu Panda. 3. Dragon, from Shrek. 4. Mr. Wolf, from The Bad Guys.

CHESHIRE CATS 1. Chessur, from Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. 2. Boris Airay, from Alice in the Country of Hearts. 3. The Disney Version. 4. The Version from Pandora Hearts.

TWISTED WONDERLAND 1. Leona Kingscholar. 2. [TAKEN 2] Azul Ashengrotto. 3. [TAKEN 1] Floyd Leech. 4. [TAKEN 2] Jade Leech.

OBEY ME! 1. Lucifer. 2. Beelzebub. 3. [TAKEN 2] Leviathan.

LION KING UNIVERSE 1. Kovu. 2. Janja. 3. Makucha. 4. [TAKEN 1] Zira.

NINTENDO 1. Bowser. 2. Wolf O’Donnell. 3. Charizard. 4. [TAKEN 2] King K. Rool.

DON BLUTH ANIMATIONS 1. Cat R. Waul, from An American Tail: Fievel Goes West. 2. Grand Duke of Owls, from Rock-a-Doodle. 3. King Gator, from All Dogs Go to Heaven.

MISCELLANEOUS 1. [TAKEN 1] Asmodeus Alice, from Welcome to the Demon School! Iruma-kun. 2. [TAKEN 1] Salem Saberhagen, from Sabrina: The Animated Series. 3. Scooby-Doo. 4. Killer Croc, from DC. 5. Macan, from Housamo. 6. Clawhauser, from Zootopia. 7. Bakugou, from My Hero Academia. 8. Diablo, from That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime.

IF YOU ASK FOR A STORY FEATURING ANY OC OF MINE IN A MAJOR ROLE, YOU WILL ALSO BE GIVEN A DISCOUNT.

If you have any questions, contact me via Private Message. Please do not attempt to comment on this or any other journals or submissions. Shouts are right out.

I open this Saturday, as of typing this. "Spin ya later!" :)

[kaygee-doodles]

Ok, so Killer won't trade anything for his Charizard card, but what will he take for his shiny Gyarados card? 👀

Another Charizard card

[snowthedemonfox]

LETS GOOOOO

bonus video of the charizard killer:

[autumn-foxfire]

Ashy Boy is fighting Steven! Eyyy, I remember watching Pokemon Advanced thinking uhh did you not see that strong Pokemon Ash??? Do you not want to fight Steven? He's the HOENN CHAMPION FOR MEW'S SAKE?! We're getting that now, but rip Alan rematch. He's not about to beat Leon. Maybe because they want fresh fights and Ash faced him once already, and if he wins they think fans will be in uproar over him losing the Kalos league like last time. 1/2

I think Ash beating Alan here could've been nice just for him to know he's capable of it. Isn't it always cool to beat a tough rival esp when you've lost before? Ash isn't the kind to be bitter over it going "if I won here that championship should've been mine" but oh well. Maybe they want a Charizard battle and to build up stakes to see someone who beat Ash lose to Leon. 2/3 Dunno who'll win between Cynthia and Iris, it could go either way but Iris fought Ash already so my money's on Cynthia. We're definitely getting a battle between Garchomp and Haxorous. It might just be the defining match + Iris would love Garchomp and take some pointers like the excited dragon loving kid she is and b/c Pokeani always does that with the losers. But she's young and wholesome, meanwhile fucking RIP LANCE against Diantha. Man's gonna get his ass handed to him. The memes are real 3/3

It's a shame they're probably going to give Ash the win as he's the main character even though Steven has years of experience on him (...well actually... considering that Ash was created first, it would be the other way around wouldn't it).

It's something I find frustrating in the games even, though I get from a gaming perspective we have to be the ultimate 10 year old who can beat every one despite being newbie trainers. It's why I liked the fact you could have a rematch with Gym Leaders in some games and their teams are much stronger as it feeds into the headcanon I have about Gym Leaders which is that they have pokemon they use to test trainers and then they have their personal team.

At least pokemon knows how to make matches intense even if we know the probable winner of the match.

Ash is probably facing Steven too because he's one of the few people in a region he didn't get to face in battle (in the anime, if I recall correctly, he encounters Steven in a cave delivering him a letter and doesn't even know his identity as the Hoenn Champion). For that reason, it's probably why he's not facing Alan. Using this logic we can guess that Cynthia will probably beat Iris to give Ash a chance to go up against her, though I could also see the anime make the old travelling buddies fight one another again too...

LMAO Poor Lance, going against the woman who's main pokemon is a dragon killer. Let's hope he's got other pokemon to counter that this time.

[wigglyvania]

In this friend group I'm in, it's become a regular activity to look up character voice actors to see what weird characters share a voice. & when I inform the fellas, I usually phrase it as them all being the same character, or having the others' titles, relations, statuses, etcetera. Anyways, I can't believe Killer Moth is both Joker & the daedric prince of domination. & that charizard & mewtwo are digimon, several digimon such as red meramon are pokemon, & they're also each other & those other fucks. Also that they're all in Persona 5. Good thing actual fucking Satan was there to fuck em up.