#the children obvi

[kingxgarm]

Would you date any of the new ninja? Or who would you NOT date

Hmmmm

That's a weird question

They're kind of annoying... I like the pink and teal one the most tho

NOT date... do you mean in general or out of the new ninja?

New ninja: Magenta ig, the ladies also kinda go here since I'm achillean (which means I prefer men)

[widgits]

what if i cried and throwed up aka cat gets to take her girls to the riverlands

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

AO3 is down and so is my Wi-Fi so I’m writing Nimona headcanons to cope

When Nimona is in a bad mood she usually wants attention and affection so she’ll shift into her cat form and sit on Bal and Ambrosius 

She knows they would never move her even when she’s in her human form but she feels like being a cat is just a bonus 

The first time she sat on Ambrosius' shoulders when she was in a bad mood he cried for like three hours 

When Bal has a bad day he goes nonverbal and collapses on the nearest comfy area 

He doesn’t care if it’s his bed the couch or a pillow on the floor he’s laying their face first and not moving until he feels better

It’s not uncommon for him to come home and just plop down on the couch even when Nimona and Ambrosius are sitting there

And they won't move him either they kind of just accept their fate and continue what they were doing to the best of their abilities 

When Ambrosius has a bad day he cleans 

Like obsessively 

He won’t stop until every surface in the house is spotless and there isn’t a single dust particle in sight 

The only room that he stays out of is Nimona’s (half out of respect for them half out of fear of what he would find in that room)

Most of the time when he feels like the house is up to code he’ll be too tired to move let alone think

And that’s when Bal and Nimona set up their super secret evil plan

Bal forces him to get comfy on the couch while Nimona plays his favorite movies and gives him his favorite snacks

It’s truly diabolical but it’s also what Amrbosius does for them when they’re in a bad mood so they feel no guilt  

Sometimes when he’s feeling especially shitty Nimona will shift into a dog and let him cuddle them like a big stuffed animal

So I was just reminded sometimes cats will sit on your injuries and purr because they think it makes you feel better (and as a cat owner I can confirm it does)

When I remembered this I was thinking that Nimona would subconsciously shift into a cat and lay on Bal’s arm or Ambrosius' shoulder when they’re in pain and just purr 

And they swear that it helps every single time (kind of like a mom kissing her kid's injuries)

Ambrosius will always use people's full names when he’s pissed at them

I don’t know when this idea popped into my head but I’m just imagining Bal and Nimona chilling outside until they hear “Ballister and Nimona Boldheart get your asses inside now!” from their house

And their neighbors watch as some of the most powerful people in the realm scramble to run inside 

Most people would assume that Nimona would either stay where they are out of spite or fly away  

But they’re so caught off guard because Ambrosius always calls Nimona “Nim”

Plus he’s made Ambrosius mad enough times to know that if he apologizes enough times and makes Bal give him the patented “Puppy Dog Eyes™” he’ll fold like a lawn chair 

Nimona calls Ambrosius “nemesis” for two reasons 

The first one is he thinks his name is stupidly long (and Ambrosius agrees) and the second reason is he thinks it sounds cooler (he agrees again)

Plus it’s also hilarious to imagine Nimona yelling “Nemesis” while running full speed at Ambrosius and then tackling him

Sometimes they knock him on his ass and sometimes he picks them up and puts them in air jail

[dionysusbisexual]

YOUR PROFILE PICTURE

:) have some bonus sharks

[resldue]

i love the jinmao tag bc of the funny ass memes in there and occassionally i even indulge in the future family AU side of things but tbh anyone who thinks maomao wouldnt be the type of mom whos a hardass and has trouble emotionally connecting w her kid is delusional /lh

[lala-blahblah]

I will never make this because it would be for an audience of one (me) but ever since reading "If we Were Villains" (story about serious drama kids in college who perform shakespeare and deal with a murder) I have been entertaining the thought of a crack fic crossover with High School Musical The Musical The Series where the staff decides they will no longer put on shakespeare after the tragic accident that happened at Thanksgiving, because Shakespeare plays would only increase the tension and drama. So they hire Ms. Jen who decides their spring play will actually be High School Musical (which exists in the 90s in this universe) and it ruins the vibe so much that everyone gives up on being dark and mysterious because they're universally pissed at Ms Jen for making them learn choreoraphed basketball dancing.

[angelfoodscake]

doodles i liked

[silusvesuius]

i think postpartum depression ulfric would nearly kill his baby

i think he's more likely to kill himself; he's just disgusted by the existence of his baby and is like (looking down at crib like he's witnessing the scariest thing he's ever seen in his life) "why did i give birth to that thing".

[pinazee]

Whether it be ironically or purposefully, Spock is the most romantic character in TOS

We all know this but every once in a while i just remember some romantic shit hes done and i just 😍🥰😘

[thehauntingshadows-if]

What are their thoughts about marriage and kids?

Loren actually thought about marrying mc one day pretty often, but now that they can't, they're not interested in it anymore. they only really like the idea of marriage if its with mc. Now, for kids, they don't want any. They have no problem with children, but they just dont want any of their own

Anika is pretty enthusiastic about the idea of marriage. A lifelong partner genuinely is something that she's always wanted. She definitely wants kids someday and gets excited over the thought of maybe having a daughter. That being said, children aren't a requirement for her. It's just something that she likes to think about

Very enthusiastic, yes, on both for Jasper. He wants a big family like the one he grew up in. The idea of only having one kid makes him sad because what if they're lonely:((. He's never thought very hard about marriage, but he does want to get married some day he's just not sure whem

A lot of Cs route is about them and their fear of failure/being a disappointment, so i think they'd be very hesitant on marriage and kids at first. After a bit, they'd be more open to both, but as of now, they're both a no. They need to be able to find peace with themselves before they're able to think about any of that

[mclennie]

you know what would be a good fanfic? au where finnick didn't die and had a bunch of kids with annie. the dancing girl goes off to university in district 4. her classmates are finnick and annie's handsome younger son and... the son of her mother's estranged ex-best friend. love triangle ensues. somebody write this.

[dayurno]

what would be the main topics of argument between jean and wymack, do you think? would kevin try to play mediator or just completely ignore them?

ANYTHING REALLY.... but i feel like the most trending topic for them to argue over is exy, because jean's opinion of the foxes never truly improves besides that kevin's addition (and, begrudgingly, andrew and neil, but he'd never say it with all the words) is the only good thing about their lineup. he offers no real suggestions on how to better it but he has an endless well of criticism that makes wymack want to climb up the walls. talking to jean makes him think that coach rhemann is a saint, and kevin even more so

i think kevin does make a point to move closer to wymack at some point in their professional career/post-retirement and jean is not unhappy about this but he's not entirely happy either. they will learn to tolerate each other and they will spend many christmas dinners and new year's eves and birthdays and baby showers together, and maybe along the way as they grow older they will realize that their resentment of each other is more for the sake of old times than any real reason :-)

re: kevin. he absolutely does not play mediator and has to very pointedly stay out of it if he doesn't want either to feel as if he's picked a side. the only person i can see caring to mediate is abby, and jean respects her enough to drop any subject if she asks him to, so it all works out. if they're getting Too into it though kevin is known to fake a headache (or any type of minor injury) to redirect their attention

[dateamonster]

also i think poppy is trans. and bi.

[afton-family-askblog]

Hello~

are you feelling g u i l t y, William?

You again. What do you want from me!? To make me feel bad for what I've done? I know I'm an awful person, but it's in the past. Move on.

[theamazingannie]

I saw some people warning people not to be weird when the show comes out if they had a crush on Percy as a kid and are an adult now and I definitely agree but I never had a crush on him. He was always older than me when I read the books so I always saw him as more of a big brother type and that brings a whole different weird situation for me. Obviously an 11 year old can no longer be my, now 24, older brother, but what does that make him now? Would it be weird to adopt him as one of my children? Is he now my YOUNGER brother? Idk what to do now I did not prepare for this

[alchemicaladarna]

Ok, so here's my crisis right? I adore Pomme. I want to draw Pomme because she's become one of my top three favorite eggs and qsmp characters in general. BUT. I CANNOT. THINK OF A CONSISTENT DESIGN FOR HER.

Like, the fandom is so creative with their interpretations of her that no single design jist clicks instantly you know? For example, most people draw Tallulah with brown, curly hair, or Richas with the afro that covers his eyes- but Pomme is just one of those characters that the fandom doesn't unanimously agree on with her design.

Like, lately I've seen Pomme with short/long blonde hair, white hair, braids, really short hair, a hijab, etc. That's just a list of different hairstyles!

AND I HONESTLY LOVE THAT

BUT IT MAKES DRAWING HER 10× MORE DIFFICULT BUT ITS OK BECAUSE SHE'S THE BEST