#the crypt of randomness

[abe-reporting]

(Ask meme! :D)

42!

If invited to a TED Talk, what topic would they present on? What would the title of their presentation be?

He would probably talk about the importance of being more aware of your surroundings and how to look out for things that don't seem right. What to do if you think you're being followed, etc. He's seen a lot of cases involving kidnapping and other ugly things, and he would want to help people be prepared.

He would call it 'Street Smarts: How Paying Attention Can Possibly Save Your Ass'

[the-graves-family]

(Permission has been granted by Apis to do this! Going with regular AU instead of dark!)

As much as Random would enjoy soaking a certain minotaur, she figures it’d be smart to go for a more…friendlier target.

This universe had a pair of twins, Ace and Aaron, who apparently were a bit Abel and Cain-like. Once she managed to make sense of who’s who, Random immediately tracks down Ace. Spotting him, she puts away her water pistol in favor of a bright pink water balloon before cautiously approaching.

“Um, hi! Ace, right? I think you deserve some silliness and fun.”

Random makes a small show out of juggling the balloon from hand to hand before tossing it at Ace.

Aaron often gets visitors, but the woman who approaches Ace isn't someone he's seen around the house before. Nor does she seem like one of Aaron's friends.

He's wary, always is when someone comes close to him, but he stops himself from just leaving. He should hear her out, if she has something to say.

Of course that something turns out to be a water balloon.

Should he be upset that he got some water on his leg? Yeah, probably. But the ridiculousness of the situation has him smiling a bit, not quite managing a laugh.

Ace looks at Random, picking off the remains of the balloon from his shirt. Judging by the color... "Hello. Did Wilford send you?" He asks, no judgement in his voice, because honestly.

This does seem like something Wilford would orchestrate.

[smashthegiantkiller]

For the ask!

Angle

Theme

Angle ~ Your favorite storyline(s)? Why? - So since this has been fresh in my mind as of late, but the Shane McMahon/Kane storyline from 2003, it was just a few months of them one upping each other of who can attempt the worst murder.

I think a recent storyline (despite of how you feel about him) I really enjoyed was CM Punk/MJF. If Brawl Out never happened, we would've gotten another wonderful element of that story, and it would've still ended with MJF winning the title.

Theme ~ Your favorite and/or least favorite wrestling theme songs? - Y'all already know that it's Here Comes the Money, but I do have a playlist of songs that answer this question, even if WWE pulled most of them off because the wrestlers were released.

[wizzroboe]

Help

[dairine-bonnet]

Now, Heinrix helps to get a data crypt out of one of the corrupted cogitators on Euphrates II despite the cogitator spits sparks and some reageant into his face.

Besides, he disagrees with Cassia and approves of my RT's tendency for visiting lower decks to get to know more about her home, "even in its darkest corners".

[martyrbat]

[ID: a drawing of Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne in their respective costumes. They're both shown from the neck up and it appears like Clark is leaning his head into Bruce with a slightly pensive expression. He side-eyes a glance up at Bruce, who has his head tilted so he can rest it against his—his bare cheek nuzzled into Clark's hair and his eyes closed with a quiet contentment. END ID]

[ID: the first photo is a screenshot showing the above drawing was originally published on October 12th, 2015 by professional comic book artist Matthew Clark (@/emceeartist on Instagram). He captioned it, “The original bromance.”

The second photo shows the comment section, where @/iambradwalker commented, “Superman seems bummed out by their relationship. Who would think Batman would be the one more into ANY relationship?!” Matthew replied, “as the top, Batman seems to have found his bliss. Which may bum Superman out.” END ID]

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

Limp Bizkit recording 'Take a look around'

[x1702x]

I love getting harassed on reddit by neckbeards (Sarcasm)

I reported both of them im ok dont worry loves they r mf losers 😭😭 TAKE A SHOWER IMMEDIATELY

[bat-connoisseur]

Been playing skyrim properly for the first time in a very long time. Just did meridia's beacon quest. I... assume you're not meant to get two dawnbreakers from it? The second one was just sitting on the floor in front of the altar lol

[courtjester69420]

Aleksandr “doesn’t understand the concept of lying” ingellvar….. weirdly serious and earnest guy who doesn’t get jokes and can’t discern when anyone is lying or not sincere. “Raised” by spirits dot mp4

[witchblade]

sly 2 review also: i was really extremely surprised by the fact that i think i would rank sly 1 above sly 2 like i used to looooooooooooove sly 2 as a kid it was one of my all time games but replaying it i feel like the seams show more clearly. i think it's just because it has a much bigger scope so more space to fail, or not even fail but like... age poorly. whereas sly 1 was extremely linear and all it really had to do was tighten and clean up the edges.

[smashthegiantkiller]

Is it too obvious to assume that older dudes are your aesthetic? 😉

Given that I tried to get an I 💜 DILFS shirt at the beach the other day, you can say that.

Is it daddy issues? probably, but, yeah.

[mechahero]

//Pondering something for a moment here but what if I made a comm.unity?

[napstalone]

My friend slime

[patience4not]

[losts-art-shit]

I’ve rediscovered how fun pen drawings are- definitely not at the cost of my focus in class, idk what you’re talking about-