#the derp crew

[teamstormbow]

Clown solidarity :) Honestly though, who wouldn’t want a kiss from Chilled. Man’s just endearing.

I haven’t coloured in pencils in sooo looong....

[bi-the-wei]

[sporadic-collection-wolf]

Snow leopard derp

[meevuis]

So the question is, with the Wattpad stuff happening, do I repost all my old rpf fics onto ao3,,,,

[chirpycreations]

*Takes a deep breath,* I don't have to defend myself and opinions, right?

OK. I don't normally do this, but this fanfic is so good, I'm making an exception here.

First of all, if you don't know who ChilledChaos is,

A) How dare you (, and understandable). I only found him because he played Among Us with Markiplier.

B) Go check out his YouTube/Twitch. His deception gameplays are my personal favourite. I love how chaotic/paranoid he is and how, even when he's the good guy, you can't tell if he's bad (which makes his bad guy runs so much more fun). I recommend his Among Us x Town of Salem (modded Among Us roles), Project Winter & First Class Trouble videos.

If you're an Among Us fan reading this, I'm going to direct you to the greatest 8 minutes of your life: HE'S LITERALLY RUINING EVERYTHING!

Anyway, onto the art.

I'm not normally big on the shipping of real people (even if it is fiction), but I had a craving for a fic with my favourite streamers one day which led me to this fic, and I'm glad I went ahead and read this despite my initial reservation.

I REALLY enjoyed this story. It's not just a fluffy romance-nonsenses like I was worried. There's an actual fantastic plot here, fun characters and just all around chaos. It's a really fun read.

It is a mature fic, there's blood, injuries and a bit of the usual stuff romance dose. I'd give it a 16+, so if you're that age up, I'd highly recommend reading this fic. I personally think it's best enjoyed if you are a fan of Chilled & Ze, with numerous references to their Project Winter games that made me laugh so hard.

If your of age, go read it!

Got Your Back, Buddy by PixieBird99 I give it 10/10, and will be printing off my own personal copy for my bookshelf with my cover ^^

[kirenoomstar]

[basementnaw]

BANISH THEM TO NEAR-O-DOOR!!!

[youronlybean]

hey remember when michael jones yelled at ze bc of how his name was spelt? cus i think about that a lot

[vintage-tigre]

[monarchisms]

is chilled apart of team ahwol? Whenever matt jeremy and ray play together chilled is usually there too and I know chilled used to be associated with rt. like they made merch for him and I think he might of had some kind of contract with them. idk

no lol. he collabed with AH a bunch, but just as himself or with the derp crew. in regards to rt, he was just a partner with the whole "let's play family" thing, and yeah, had his merch on the rt site :)

[teamstormbow]

More fanfic stuff. This one’s pretty self-explanatory.

[ogmurdochholmes2]

Derp 🙃

[maewinter]

derp crew AND hermitcraft liker? YIPPEE

Derp crew, hermitcraft and more!

[squirsquirrel]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Derp Crew, Banana Bus Squad Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Anthony | ChilledChaos/Adam Montoya Characters: Anthony | ChilledChaos, SeaNanners Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, based on prop hunt, Death, Blood, Weapons Summary:

Chilled Chaos. Italian and sexiest man alive (or so he believes). A fan of pasta, pizza and broccoli (a food combination that has heads turning). The father of Rexxar (not biologically) and a worker for Starbucks (surprising, isn't it?). Above all, he is a man of honour, integrity, and wit.

Okay maybe not all those things, but what he lacks in basic honest-to-goodness traits he makes up for in his unique ability to hear and see things more than the average human!

Under normal circumstances this is great! However, when a military group tries to get their hands on him, he must turn to a complete stranger to save his life. But this man has also come after what Chilled possesses and he is ready to work with him or kill him.

Who can he trust? Who should he save? Well, in a world where the impossible becomes possible – as far as morphing humans and highly sensitive and trained hunters go - Chilled is sure to find the answers along the way!

Right?

[meevuis]

Been really craving to go back and read all my old dem salty boys rpf but I wrote all of them when I was in high school, and idk if they're too cringe now or not 😭😭😭😭

[lukamoonvibe]

All For Love and Love For All [Hanahaki AU pt 1]

Summary: 

To love with every fiber of your being, that's what he'd been taught. Never did he think this unconditional sentiment would lead to unrequited love, but that's where he was, surrounded by an array of different coloured flowers.

Fandoms: Crewniverse, Homies SMP, Chaos Crew/Derp Crew

Ships: Anthony | ChilledChaos/Max Gamble, Anthony | ChilledChaos/Jess Bubger, Max Gamble/Taryn Hillin

Characters: Anthony | ChilledChaos, Max Gamble | APlatypuss, Jess Bubger, Taryn Hillin, Zach | CheesyBlueNips, Lucas | KYRSP33DY, Kara Corvus, Courtney | Courtilly

Rating: Mature

AO3 Link

To love with every fibre of your being, that's what he'd been taught. Never did he think this unconditional sentiment would lead to unrequited love, but that's where he was, surrounded by an array of different coloured flowers.

At first, they were bursts of pink petals, just here or there occasionally, he thought nothing of it. Then it got worse, whole flowers, still the bright pink he was used to. It became the norm, petals spluttering from his mouth when he coughed. No one questioned it, they'd all seen it before. They'd all lost close friends before. 

But this was the farthest any of them had ever seen. The flowers had changed completely, they weren't the same. Instead, they were different colours, weaved throughout his jaw and lips. They couldn't understand how he'd made it this far, how he hadn't opted for the easy way out, to just feel nothing.

He always just muttered something about 'never giving up on the ones he cared for' before coughing up an array of petals.

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"Have you ever bothered looking up what the flowers mean? They changed pretty quickly y'know, they used to just be pink." 

The man shook his head, "Why bother? It's not like it'll matter-" his lungs seized as he coughed the petals into his lap.

"Dude this isn't healthy. It could kill you."

"Yeah, why don't you just tell us who it is?" 

"I will suffer if it means my friends get to be happy and still have me to support them. Not everyone gets their happy ending, and I'm fine with that." 

"You won't be here to support us all if you die."

"And I won't have the capability to feel anything if I put my life first." he moved the small soft petals between his fingers.

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Intense pressure pushed against his chest, weighing him down. If I go, at least I lived a life full of love and gratitude. He blinked away tears as he lifted his arms only to be showered with flower petals. Hmph, geraniums, they may not know them but I do. A flower that represents foolishness, no matter it's colour. He swiped the petals off his face, forcing himself into an upright position. He brought a handful up to his eyes, wincing as his arms protested the sudden movement. 

Purple, that's new. He picked a petal out, it felt rougher than the pink and red ones he was used to. Near him his phone dinged and he dismissed the new petals without a second thought.

Zach

Hey bud, you still coming to the session or not feeling up to it today?

"Fuck." He muttered swiping the notification.

Yeah, sorry. Play a few without me. I'll be there soon.

We haven't started yet, was just checking in. 

A small smile graced his lips, a rare occurrence. He flung the cover off himself spraying petals all over the floor. I have to remember to clean that later. He made his way to the kitchen and made his coffee, I trail of flowers following him in his wake. 

"Oh. Hello. I don't believe we've met!" A voice chirped from the living area. 

He glanced over, noticing a woman sitting with a mug in her hands. "Oh hi."

"Landlord did say someone else lived here, and they regretted informing me that my roomie had a passion for gardening." She joked tilting her head to the trail of petals and flowers on the floor.

He hummed, almost a chuckle, "I wasn't informed you were moving in. I would've cleaned it up."

She laughed, "Honestly it's okay. I got lucky, mine is a little easier to hide than that." 

He tilted his head but didn't enquire further. She's still a stranger. I don't even know her name.

"Taryn. Uh I'm Taryn by the way."

"I'm -" a fit of coughs erupted from his lungs, he turned his head so the petals could fall into the sink. He grimaced at the sight of the pink, red and purple flower petals laying there, hints of blood splattered across them. 

"That's not good. Why haven't you gotten it treated yet?" he hadn't even realised that Taryn had made her way to the kitchen.

He opened a draw to his left, pulling out a small plastic bag. He collected the petals and shook his head, "If they do the procedure, I'll lose all my emotions. Not just for them but for all my friends. I don't want to lose the love I have for them. It's not fair." 

"Listen, I'm just some stranger who was given accommodation to share with you, but if I know anything about a terminal illness it's that the longer you leave it, the harder it is to cure, if it's possible to." she placed he cup in the sink and heading back out of the kitchen area.

"Max." He called over his shoulder.

"Huh?"

"My name, it's Max."

"Well it's nice to meet you, Max." She said before entering her room.

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"I'll be back in a minute chat, I'm gonna go grab another drink." He pushed his chair out spraying petals onto the floor. He sighed shaking head picking up his glass. He wandered to the kitchen and filled it.

"How's stream?" Taryn was sitting on the longue watching something on her laptop.

"No wig today?" He questioned taking a sip of his water.

She shrugged, "why bother putting on something itchy if I'm not going anywhere. You don't mind do you?"

He chuckled, "Listen if you can put up with that," He gestured to the petals trail as more fell off his arms, "than I'm sure that you not feeling like wearing a wig should be the least of your worries. As long as you're comfortable."

She hummed, focusing back on her screen.

He smiled, making his way back to his room.

He placed the glass down and put his headphones back on.

"He's still muted, do you think he's alright?" Chilled's voice chimed through.

"Chilled, seriously. He's dying. Physically not metaphorically." Cheesy replied, their ghosts were floating beside his player.

His eyes flicked toward chat where they were going crazy. They couldn't see him, he'd stopped playing with face cam months ago, he couldn't even remember how many anymore.

"What do you mean by "he's dying"?"

Cheesy scoffed and Max could just imagine the scowl on his face, "He's one of your best friends and you don't even know what his health is like. He's been throwing up bouquets of flower petals for almost a year now Anthony." Oooo, now he's in trouble, Cheesy never uses our names on stream. "But you wouldn't know that because beyond these lobbies you don't talk to him anymore apparently."

He bit his lip, it wasn't that Chilled hadn't tried to talk to him. He had, but he couldn't bring himself to call or any of that. Too scared he'd say something stupid and ruin their friendship.

"Wah. I do talk to him. We were literally talking three days ago. We often talk Cheesy." He sounded offended, Max was sure neither had their face cams on at this point.

Cheesy scoffed again, "Right. Well then you'd know that he hasn't left his house in a month right-"

The sound of someone undeafening interrupted Cheesy's sentence, "Guys this is not the place to be having this conversation in front of three, by the looks of it, chats full of viewers. Platy's private life is not their business unless he wants it to be." Kara's voice came through before the deafening noise came back through the feed.

He unmuted his mic, "Oh shit, didn't realise we started. Sorry guys. Went to get some water."

"You're not dead-" the animation played across the screen, Platy killing himself. 

"Looks like your lover died."

"Motherfucker." Kara's voice joined the feed.

He glanced at his roles, investigator. Whatever, boring role. "Sorry I missed the round, went to get water."

"We figured you were afk after the first round, it's fine."

"Who got you?"

Kara snorted, "My imp partner. Warlocked Ze, killed me through him."

"Rough man," Platy replied, glancing at chat again. "I think this will be my last one, I'm not really feeling great."

"Awe, that's okay. Thank you for coming anyway. I'm sure Court will be happy to cover if she's still available." Kara replied.

The round ended with the Jester winning and Max said his goodbyes, before leaving the call and ending stream.

His phone dinged a few times, the screen illuminating the dim lit room. He sighed, picking it up.

CheesyBlueNips

Platy, seriously are you okay? I don’t want to hear…

ChilledChaos

Hey. You don’t normally turn down a lobby after an…

KaraCorvus

I’m not gonna pry. I shut it down when my chat told me…

He clicked the power button, leaning back into his chair, “How am I going to tell them?” if he was being honest, he wasn’t sure if he was talking about his fans or his friends.