#the ellies

[l0velysmut]

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

[vietsoul]

Matthew Ellis Instagram

[l0caltiredgirl]

when i want fluff/angst fics and all i’m getting is smut

the struggle is real

[caito-does-stuff]

marvel bros realizing that deadpool is pansexual, gambit is bisexual, negasonic and yukio have a loving queer relationship, cassandra was played by a nonbinary actor, and logan has a long debated sexuality which many believe to be not straight

[ellierenae]

write unpublishable things. it's good for you.

[lesbian-toddhoward]

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

[sleepyangelkami]

smut's fun. have you ever read soul crushing, heart aching, head throbbing comfort that makes your eyes burn out of your head to the point where you just have to crawl into a ball because your inner child feels so safe? haha... yeah smuts fun.

[ifuckinglovelemondemon-srs]

You know a characther is fucked up and traumatized when they are wearing one of these

Edit: half of this characther were put against my will

Edit 2: i reached the fucking tag limit

[nutmeg-cider]

[itshelia]

My mom to her friends, my aunts, and literally everyone she knows: Yeah, my kid is so smart. She is on her phone a lot of the time, but it's not like you guys think, She is not like how kids nowadays are, She reads a lot of books on her phone!!

Me, a fanfic reader who can survive off nothing but just words and day dreams herself to sleep:

[buckyscap]

thinking about negasonic making laura and yukio watch horror movies and yukio screamed at this one jumpscare and 3 secs later logan came rushing from the bedroom with messy hair, topless, jeans unzipped, claws out followed by wade in his briefs, fully unbuttoned beach shirt, mask on, and guns on his hands. ellie had to cover yukio's eyes while laura scrunched in disgust

[shoot1ngst4r]

going out of your way to search up [insert character] ANGST and all you get is smut

[mdawgswizzleinthehizzle]

bella in the background 🥺😭

[hawkepockets]

on a second DA:I playthrough i’m noticing so much more foreshadowing in companion/advisor dialogue of how cadash/adaar/lavellan/tracelyan as a person HAS to be obliterated by the inquisition as a political, religious, and narrative force and the title of inquisitor.

mother giselle tells you from the beginning it doesn’t matter what you believe about being/not being the herald; you are an icon to the common people and the chantry.

josephine tells you after the truth about “andraste”/justinia is revealed in the fade—it doesn’t matter what you saw or felt, only what is remembered collectively.

dorian tells you if you ask to go with him to tevinter—you can never undo being the inquisitor, and would take away his agency just by being there.

varric tells you in haven that you’re a tragic hero, and asks at the wicked grace game if there is still a “you” separate from the inquisitor.

solas tells you in skyhold, if you tell him you intend to disband the inquisition, that the power you’ve amassed can’t be destroyed, and will only pass to less worthy hands if you relinquish it.

and all of that is just off the top of my head and comes up before ameridan’s name is ever mentioned.

and it’s all been said before but like! fuck! truth is the game was rigged from the start! you’ve been COOKED, inquisitor! YOU CAN NEVER GO HOME! it’s so fucking good

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[beeabart]

the sillies