“You ... What?” Law grunts with a blink. Is he taken aback by that compliment directed at his posterior? Yep, because he rarely gets that sort of appreciation. People notice other things before even looking at his flat ass.
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♢ — WHAT CHESS PIECE REPRESENTS YOU?
THE BLACK KNIGHT
You are a Black Knight, the black sheep, the underdog. As the only piece that can jump over others, you can easily get yourself in and out of situations - always catching people off guard with your charisma and cunning. You move in the shadows, trading information with shady people, getting the upper hand through not always good methods. How far do you think this road can take you? For all your charisma or cunning, lies can only get you so far. One day, that mask you've put on will slip, and you'll be left defenseless. But until then, oh black knight, live like there's no tomorrow - because there might not be.
THE WHITE BISHOP
You are a White Bishop. There is something you believe in, be it an oath, a phrase, a promise. It's what keeps the bishop on the diagonal path it takes on the board. You live by this creed and infect others with it. You are empathetic, able to feel others' pain like it's your own, and offer advice or help to them. But be careful, because every bleeding heart runs out of blood eventually. Every leader crumbles to the next generation eventually.
tagged by: @cartelheir ( thank you 🥺💖 )
tagging: @wellfell ; @honeyrage ; @antielevator & whoever else would like to!
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@ yewchube super cringe to a) diagnose me w/ ‘was in a car accident’ and b) pick a treatment of personal injury firm ads w/ GRAPHIC 4K COLLISION DASHCAM FOOTAGE. SIR??? MAAM??? SMAM??? HELLO????
if we’re already in the advertisement panopticon future liberals—no I guess neoliberals do want that. shit. anyway can it at least come with checks/responsibilities?? Fuck!!
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