#the first law

[gamgamchew]

[sourweather]

hey sorry to tell you this but we sent your boyfriend on a quest. yeah its— uh huh, yeah no it's fruitless. he'll lose more than he gains. No he'll come back, he just won't be the same. Sorry about that.

[zarovichs]

i'm currently having an argument with a friend about characters from [REDACTED NAME OF FANTASY SERIES] and i need to prove her wrong

(if you know who these characters are / what book series they're from: congratulations. you're like one of 12 people on this site. to you people, there is a correct answer here. and you HAVE to reblog this. don't you want to know too)

[joriontel]

You ever read something so good that it just… breaks you creatively?

[smalltownfae]

I'm counting LotR as just one book so it's not here and I only read one ASOIAF book so it can't enter this.

[felagund-fiollaigean]

glokta's inner monologue is so fascinating to me. half of the time he's staring down the barrel of a gun, waiting for the other shoe to drop, fully expecting to meet his end around every corner. anticipating his own death with all the fervor of a man who has known nothing but self-loathing and betrayal for years. the other half of the time he's being a nasty little hater. I love it.

[random-jot]

‘It’s better to do a thing than live with the fear of it’ but for making phone calls as an adult.

[xserpx]

Inspired by @zarovichs 's post, I decided to make one for (most of) the POV characters from the standalone trilogy: Best Served Cold, The Heroes, and Red Country.

Say one thing for Joe Abercrombie: say he writes fuckable characters.

[movietonight]

Glokta would love emails because then he could say "this meeting could have been an email" every time they make him walk stairs

[blacksummerfes]

what are you looking for?

[ode-to-fury]

Glokta also really is proof that I will forgive anything in a man if he’s funny enough

[gamgamchew]

[backtothemud]

On second thought, things would be worse.

Reading the series for the first time (just finished LAOK!) and this is the bulk of what I've learned, I think. That and Bayaz is a slimy, miserable little man.

Give Malacus Quai the gun, I think.

[boooklover]

“You can’t truly hate a man without loving him first, and there’s always a trace of that love left over.”

Joe Abercrombie, Last Argument Of Kings

[firstlawincorrectquotes]

Bayaz: As King of the Union, if you have any suggestions for the betterment of society, feel free to put them in this suggestion box.

Jezal: That's a trash can.

[bluntforceyearning]

me whenever i get to an Inquisitor Glokta POV chapter