#the french: yes? what do you want?

[vanateefsoup]

with the kalos region being pokemon France and pokemon z-a either being set in the past (or eventually going to the past) implies that the player will be experiencing the French Revolution

[taehyungfirst]

https://twitter.com/KTH_Facts/status/1748804938195431927?t=Re_JdriC6fSq4cdS2cvwEw&s=19

Have you seen the new camo collection by Celine. Really smart move to release when your BA is enlisted in the military. Seems like Pop mag is hinting at Tae modeling this collection. He is going to look so 🔥🔥🔥 Can't wait to see him rocking this.

What's your top 3 Celine looks on Tae?

Celine is hilarious 😭 If Tae modeled that I hope he rocked it with his shaved head and the cunty glasses.

I had to think about my top 3 Celine looks and the number one will forever be pfw Taehyung. The red jacket, leather pants, the necklace ughhh it was perfect.

Number 2 is the Arena look EVERYBODY STAND UP FOR CROP TOP TAEHYUNG

Number 3 is this one idk must his blonde hair or the pose but I loved this since forever 😭

Honorable mentions as always because I’m crazy: backless Celine jacket because I like his ass, the skirt fit, some pop up store fit with jeans, the airport fit, and if I remember others I will add them 😚

Share with me yours!

EDIT: AND THIS ONE OMG

[sucktacular]

FRIENDLY REMINDER: TAKE YOUR MEDS!!!! FRIENDLY REMINDER: DRINK WATER!!!!

FRIENDLY REMINDER: HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT EVEN IF IT'S JUST A LIL SNACKIE!!!

FRIENDLY REMINDER: I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT AND YOU DESERVE GOOD THINGS!!! YOU DESERVE TO ENJOY HUMANITY!!! YOU DESERVE TO FEEL GOOD!!!

[hauntingblue]

Inept 8 year old boy dragon tries to save floating island is such a concept

[coquelicoq]

i feel so bad omg my grandmother has been bugging me to come up with a book she can give me as a present so i said les mis in french bc i still don't have a copy of my own and she was like okay!!! fast forward to last night when she called me all aggravated because "you wouldn't believe how many of these books that come up if you search for 'les miserables in french' are actually in ENGLISH" and i don't know how to be like grammy i love you so much thank you for taking on this herculean labor but the reason you're getting results in english is that "french" is not a french word. why does god (me) give his toughest battles (finding books in french) to his monolingual anglophone grandmothers 😩😩😩

[maddy-ferguson]

there's a post going around that says "“We need to strive to be more accepting of POC” you guys can’t even handle religion." and like. that's genuinely offensive to me lmao

[sophieswundergarten]

I would like to commend Rhonda for joining Mr. Benedict in the first place. Now, this is not to judge any of the characters, but, imagine, that you are a young orphan who has just been through several levels of an extremely weird test, only to find out they were designed by Some Guy and his adopted daughter who is a bit older than you but extremely blunt and intense (And possibly a random guy who looks like he could maybe be trustworthy or maybe mug you in a dark alley but overwhelmingly looks incredibly sad that is just s t a n d i n g t h e r e, depending on the time frame), and then all the "adults" in this situation (Or, at least, older and hopefully more knowledgable than you) tell you that the world is going to be taken over by some ambiguous entity who is using the radio to brainwash people.

Think about this.

I know that the kids had to do it, too, but when Rhonda joined, the Benedicts weren't an actual team yet. They were still in the beginning stages, with less experience and less information than by the time Reynie and the others show up. Can you imagine if they had Number Two run the cheating trick during the first tests? And if this was before Milligan arrived, then either she or Mr. Benedict would be running everything on their own, so, a lot less smoothly, and I bet less of the children respected her when she was closer to their ages. Mr. Benedict likely wouldn't have been able to kick all the kids out of the test, once they started crying and things. Why do you think it was Number Two and Milligan's job?

Like, the Mr. Benedict and co. that Rhonda had to make the decision to trust were a lot less trustworthy-seeming than the one we meet. So, good job to her for seeing them for who they were, instead of being freaked out by their strangeness.

[gathersroses]

here's the link to the t.ale of t.wo cities soundtrack because i need someone to join me in hell

[game-set-canet]

uhm...there are only 4 players (Karen, Carlitos, Grigor and Casper) left that I love/like??? in the whole tournament?? WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS?!?!

[annonir]

I am SO sick of summer supremacists. We need to twist the narrative around and stop treating people who prefer the colder months like weirdos... If anything, summer enjoyers are the real weirdos here lol. Like ok time to enjoy Sweat... Bugs... Debilitating humidity... Not being able to survive without AC... Devastating wildfires... Having to dress like a boring minimalistic bitch because it's too hot to year layers... Heatwaves... Not cooking any nice hot meals for months on end... Being unable to escape the heat if you live somewhere with poor isolation... i could go on but idk ig its all worth it for a few barbecues. Beach for those priviledged enough to go. And like, having drinks in the late evening because you have to wait until the sun is less deadly to stay outside safely?? All in all a mystery to me. If you need me i'll be staying warm with some nice blankets wrapped around me for extra cosiness. Drinking hot beverages. Enjoying coming home after the rain... Thinking about how the forests are safe for a little while and all. And most importantly: NOT sweating my ass off

[outlying-hyppocrate]

imagine being like. human. i'm just a silly little creature. happy cryptid. occasionally a very sad cryptid who ponders its own existence and questions his sanity but. that's mostly during the winter months. we do not speak of the winter months. except for the fact that we are in them and. fuck never mind. i just need some tea and a bit of will wood to ensure my serotonin levels go back to normal and i can be. happy cryptid

[bisquid]

Wait wait you can't just drop that off and not elaborate. What do you mean is there a mafia presence in Wales?? Please spill, what things did you notice??

Okay so bearing in mind that I have ADHD and Chronic Terrible Observational Skills:

I am in Cardiff

For a concert I am attending solo

Doors open at 5

4:15 ish I go 'hmm I should eat something'

Cardiff is - unsurprisingly, being tiny and yet home to FOUR concert venues - Very Busy

Find McDonald's

McDonald's is very full. I recall my last concert related McDick's experience, and promptly bounce

Directly across the street

Is an Italian restaurant

It looks closed but fuckit maybe I can beg for like. Bread or some shit

Go over

Am immediately pounced upon by the hitherto unnoticed chain-smoking woman hanging out by the door mostly hidden by a potted ficus(?)

"I was wondering if you were open and if-" "yes yes we are open what would you like?" (strongish Italian accent)

Inside restaurant is Deserted

Explain that I'm sort of in a rush, am assured it's fine

Order chicken milanese which is generally a pasta dish with a breaded chicken component

Am led to seat nearish the front and promptly provided with a pint of coke in a glass tankard

Am then provided with a front row seat to an absolutely incomprehensible series of people entering and exiting (and in one case walking directly into) the door to what I can only presume is the kitchen

Starting with the guy who had been sitting at a table chain-smoking over a pile of papers

I counted at least three people exiting at least twice without actually entering in between

Am finally brought food

It is a breaded, butterflied chicken breast approximately the size of my face and a small pile of pasta approximately the size of my fist

It is all delicious

Chain-smoking papers man reappears, now wearing a chef's apron labcoat thing

Go up to pay, chain-smoking ficus lady is now having a very loud argument in a language I did not recognise but was not Italian Welsh English French russian Gaelic or Spanish

She sees me, says, and I quote 'ah little girl lost, one moment' and promptly hangs up

I am 27 and only nominally female

I am not remotely lost

She charges me for the pint of coke but not the food

I try to point out that she hasn't charged me for the food

'do you want to pay for the food?'

'.... Not if I don't have to?'

'good'

I leave. The door is now full of half a dozen very tall very Italian men and one absolutely adorable cocker spaniel

I ask if I can pet the dog (I have my priorities straight okay)

I am allowed to pet the dog. The dog and I are now best friends

The dog lead holder asks me in extremely accented but impeccably correct English if I had enjoyed the food

'yeah it was great!'

Everyone laughs a bit

I smile and pet the dog and realise I'm now late for the concert and hurry off

I see a post on Tumblr about mob fronts and several connections are made in my brain all at once

[lizardsfromspace]

Hi, and welcome to my office, I - sigh. Please, take this pamphlet, it shall answer your questions

Yes, my name is Louis Cypher. No, I am not the Devil. It is actually pronounced "Louie Sèpher". It is not Satanic, merely French

Yes, my office is at 666 Dark Shadow Road. As you can see, it is a trailer at the edge of town and not some manner of decadent townhouse. You could see this outside you know

No, I cannot promise you the world. I can provide you a small business loan for small to medium scale commercial construction projects

No, I do not demand your soul. In fact, I keep terms quite favorable to my clients and never work with debt collectors, because here at Louis Cypher's, we're about community before profits. That's why we're in a trailer in a muddy field

Please do not offer me your soul. I don't want it and do not know what to do with one. The wikiHow on the matter is uninformative and confusingly written