#the funniest shit ever honestly

[bryverros]

Who is your favourite Merlin character? :)

the question i fear the most is upon me. i struggle a lot to reply to this question because the writing of literally every merlin character makes them extremely lovable and i absolutely adore them with all my heart.

on a completely unrelated note, heres a doodle of merlin

[bacchuschucklefuck]

prayer of the day:

[lucyshypemaster]

you will NEVER see anyone writing paragraphs after paragraphs hating on keefe like they do with sophie.

[puppycharmz]

i wanted to draw my experience seeing puss in boots yesterday at a school full of art kids

[anoant-haikyuu-dump]

"trio built like a sitcom" is just SUCH a good tag I love it

I MEAN LOOK AT THEM, ALL THEY NEED IS A LAUGH TRACK AND A COUCH

[cloudysfluffs]

robotic enhancements can be so unreliable 🙄 smh

kink/fetish blogs please dni 🙏

[crmsndragonwngss]

I feel the need to stress that I’m not still losing my mind over my lil kpop boy wearing a Mayhem patch in the year of our lord 2022 for gatekeepy reasons. As a general rule, I automatically assume that if someone is wearing merch then they have engaged with the media that merch is from in some way. And even if they haven’t and they’re only wearing it for the aesthetic, that’s cool too I don’t give a shit. If it had just been the Beherit patch I would’ve probably been a little floored and screamed about it some, then probably woulda thought y’know it’s possible he actually listens to them and moved on with my life. But Mayhem???

There is no fucking way anyone involved in that outfit choice had any idea what that patch was because, if they did, they would not have put it on him and he wouldn’t have worn it. Like… Mayhem is probably one of the most infamous black metal bands in history, but you’ve probably never heard of them unless you’re into metal or were alive and cognizant in the early 90s. In saying that, I think everyone’s heard of Those Norwegian Black Metal Bands That Burned Churches. Yeah… one of those was Mayhem. There’s also, y’know, murder and shit involved in that story, and like suicide that was probably coerced so… yeah no idk just a hunch but I don’t think anyone knew what the fuck they were doing in that shoot and I don’t think I’m ever gonna stop thinking about it

[akaakeis]

i found my old wattpad account... and through that, my old amino account... im embarrassed, ashamed even.

[jupitermelichios]

my partner and I are doing a co-op playthrough of BG3, and we got to abdirak in the goblin fortress (for non-players, he's a priest of the goddess of pain, who offers to hit you real hard with a mace in the name of his god and also his own gratification. saying yes seems like one of the stupidest decisions in the game, but it can get you a divine blessing buff that's really useful in combat)

we debated for ages on which of us should go for it, since in co-op only 1 of you can get the buff, and whether it was immersion breaking for either of us to do it when our characters both worship another deity who isn't big on sharing. eventually decided they should go for it because their character is more mele focussed than mine and that's where the buff is most useful.

so their teeny little gnome cleric faces the wall (while karlac, who they're romancing, laughs at them the whole time) and lets this goddess-sanctioned pervert hit them in the back with a mace that's nearly as big as they are repeatedly for his own sexual gratification...

only to get the most insane run of skill check win/losses that meant they stayed complete silent and stoic throughout the entire thing, which abdirak doesn't find hot, and the goddess therefore doesn't bless you for

so they just sacrificed 5/6ths of their health for nothing but the privilege of having their love interest think they're a freak, and a weird murder pervert getting angry with them that their brutal maiming wasn't sexy enough

i fucking love this game

[sparrowsabre7]

*dead man found in kitchen with tyre track marks covering him*

SHAUGHNESSY: What is all the fuss about now?

MARY: Frederick's dead

SHAUGHNESSY: So I can see, yes. I assume it was suicide, Doctor?

THE DOCTOR: Yes, I imagine so. It's quite clear that Frederick brought the car into the house, ran himself over with it, and put it back outside before he finally expired.

CHARLEY POLLARD *Appalled*: Doctor!

[angels-heap]

funniest interactions u had online?

Do you ever get asked a question and feel like you've completely forgotten the best possible answer? I have this nagging feeling that something really funny has happened on this blog and I've totally spaced it. Time is weird like that.

But off the top of my head, I'd have to nominate the time a kid accidentally admitted to reading my spicy fanfiction while criticizing me for writing it (won't someone please think of the children???) and the time a whole discord server discovered that I was unaware of the onceler fandom and banded together to fill me in on the horrors I'd missed.

[daily-linkclick]

daily link click: 1/28/23

study session

[thisisvoided]

okay but like genuinely. like for a moment im gonna be completely genuine here. rid15 is legitimately so fucking amazing.

its hilarious, it canNOT take itself seriously 90% of the time, just like. EVERYTHING that is going on all at the same time. like everything is so. its. i cant even explain it. its batshit insane, its beautiful, it gets weirdly serious in a good way at points you dont expect, its just fucking BIZARRE sometimes and like. i love it so fucking much.

like, the rivalry-turned-friendship between denny and fixit??? that wolf guy and his gang of furries/scalies???? that fuckin. porcupine guy who drugs people with his quills and its a random drug each time?????? the time grimlock befriends a monk guy who makes bread and teaches him the art of patience or whatever the fuck through breadmaking???????? like what the fuck is this show on. what is happening. its perfect.

EDIT: the monk guy taught grimlock patience through pretzel making

[starstcff]

wi.lliam sh.atner is a lot but uh... you can't deny the man gives the world... content.

[afditlodap]

watching a louise video from literally february bc i felt like she's good chill vibes which i need rn. anyway im sorry for being so phannie pilled BUT she said she had an idea for a video with phil and he was down for it so ☺️☺️ yayy phil and louise maybe at some point

[farewell-persephone]

me immediately after getting the Mark of Caesar/Legion reputation reset from Vulpes Inculta and therefore no longer being a target of the Legion assassin squads: [blows Vulpes Inculta's head off]