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Someone write me a ShinRan fic that reads like a stereotypical shojo. Whether this takes place in canon or an au is optional. The only requirement is that Shinichi is cast where there is usually a girl, and Ran where a guy is.
#listen. I have mentioned before that Shinichi would die happy to be called Ran’s trophy wife. someone exploit that. I need it to be explored#I NEED it y’all#shin being all ‘omg she’s so cool’#shin religiously attends all her matches when Crime isn’t happening. he just about swoons every time.#pining. insufferable pining. Hattori can’t even tease Shinichi about it because he is That In Love#ran is nice and cute and also really cool and could bench press Shinichi like a stick. he may or may not want it to happen#‘ran senpai notice me!’ (they are in fact the same grade)#they each think the other is dating someone else at some point. the ‘love rivals’ turn out to be ran and Shinichi’s cousins who are dating#(it’s Kaito and Aoko)#LISTEN. RAN DOING THE KABEDON ON SHINICHI#MAKE IT HAPPEN FANDOM#MAKE IT HAPPEN#my writing#fanfiction prompt#prompt#dcmk#detective conan#detco#case closed#shinran#kudo shinichi#mouri ran#shojo manga#shojo anime#shojo tropes#shojo romance#shojo
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Kong Le Performs A Classic Kabedon in My Wife, My Boss
Episode 3
#l watches 赘婿无双#my bad gifs#xu feng#my wife my boss#yes but why male models#xu feng in a drama this isn't advance bravely??#kabedon#xu feng kabedon cinematic universe#whats with the walnuts omg#walnuts
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Omg I received the vanlock zine today and then I reminded myself I made this dumb sketch last year vidjjvjs
It was such a treat y'all, thank you for creating the project!!! It's so cute, and it's making me want to try drawing them again after reading through it 🥹
Anyway
Yes, the classic leg kabedon in the middle of the courtroom. No objection from Herlock
#my art#calamari inari#ace attorney#the great ace attorney#the great ace attorney chronicles#tgaa#dai gyakuten saiban#dgs#barok van zieks#herlock sholmes#vanlock
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Andy I just had a thought.. Shouto kabedon.. i’m very sane about this
Omg I loooveeeeeeeee this omg!!!!!!! You are a genius!!!!!!! This ask unlocked something inside of my brain; this is barely coherent and unedited but I offer you this heartfelt nonsense in return.
contents: shouto x reader, sfw, implied fem reader, aged-up characters, 1.7k
You tried to ignore it when you first heard Mineta say it.
"Trust me, the babes love it," he'd lisped to his doubtful audience—Kaminari, a befuddled-looking Kirishima, and Shouto, whose face was so impassive you'd actually been under the impression he wasn't listening.
The former members of UA's graduating class of 2X74 were stuffed into Kaminari's new apartment for a party. It was mostly the heroics department, but you'd spotted a few of your fellow general course graduates as you'd passed through the kitchen to grab a drink. You'd come out into the living room to see Mina and Jirou—as well as pretend like you weren't ogling your long-time crush Shouto—but you found you were immediately regretting leaving the safety of that kitchen.
"And you've... done it?" Kirishima asked, eyebrows scrunched.
Mineta made a show of inspecting his fingernails like it was nothing to him—which you seriously doubted. "Trust me, women like assertiveness. This move is plastered all over their romance manga."
You took another sip from your drink. You wanted to pretend like you weren't hearing this, but Mina and Jirou were making it hard, Jirou stone-faced next to you and Mina unsuccessfully trying to filter her gleeful laughter into her own drink.
"Do you think women even know it's a kabedon, if he does it?" she asked, leaning in to whisper.
Jirou looked doubtful.
"He's like, waist height," you whispered back, sighing. "I don't even know if his arm would reach the wall either...?"
"I think it probably looks like he's just trying to hold himself up," Mina said, her grin unholy.
"I pity the woman he's attempted it on," Jirou said drily.
"—you're sure?" Kaminari was saying when you turned back to the boys' conversation, also looking doubtful.
"One hundred percent success rate," Mineta insisted, eyebrows wiggling.
Despite yourself, your eyes slid over to Shouto, like they almost always did, wandering over that handsomely thoughtful expression. It was the thing you liked the most about him—how his angelically beautiful visage was at stark odds with how awkward and kind of strange he was; how he looked like an ice prince but was one of the warmest, kindest people you'd ever spoken to.
You'd been paired for a couple assignments back in school, hung out on the periphery of his Class A friend groups, and had ended up teaching him a fair few things about how to cook and do laundry when he'd asked. He'd even rescued you during one of the many attacks that made up your time at UA together—which was really when your crush hit you full-force.
He'd been so gentle with you, carrying you out of harm's way when your injured leg had crumpled beneath you, and the careful way he'd handled you had been so at variance with the raw, roiling power he'd wielded on the battlefield—the tidal waves of ice that swept up the villains, the towering wall of fire that mercilessly choked off any of their escape points.
You thought Shouto was one of the most gentle, well-mannered men on earth.
He would probably never kabedon someone. He would never need to—people fell all over themselves for him.
"The babes fall right into your arms," Mineta said, raising his voice to encompass the knot of girls stuffed together on the loveseat. "Isn't that right, ladies?"
"I'm going to get another drink, the image of Mineta trying to kabedon me needs to be wiped from my brain," you told the girls, flinging yourself over Mina's legs in your haste to escape.
The kitchen was a welcome reprieve, and you dug around in Kaminari's fridge for another can, letting the cool air wash over you. You studiously ignored that all Kaminari seemed to have in his fridge was a pile of moldering grapes and some mayo.
Can acquired, you briefly considered not going back out into the living room and abandoning Mina and Jirou to their fate. But the pull of Shouto was too strong, and with a sigh you resigned yourself to more of Mineta's lechery.
In the hallway, however, you stumbled into the man himself, coming towards you from the opposite direction. You were struck momentarily dumb by the way the breadth of his shoulders seemed to take up almost the entire span of the hall, the way his fading summer tan looked against the light-blue of his button up. He was so handsome even when he was just walking, it was so deeply unfair.
"Hi Shouto," you said, raising your can in a salute, hoping your voice sounded normal. "Careful in Kaminari's fridge, he's culturing something on his grapes."
Shouto blinked down at you, those beautiful mismatched eyes growing a little wider. "Y/N," he greeted you, though there was a note of something strange in his voice, like there was something weird about you that he hadn't expected.
You wondered if you'd spilled something on yourself like a child, and decided to detour to the bathroom on your way back. How embarrassing.
You gave him a rueful grin, stuffing yourself against the wall so you wouldn't accidentally bump a strong shoulder as you passed, swearing vengeance on your drink if it had betrayed you in this moment—
Except, suddenly there was a hand against the wall in front of you, blocking your passage down the hall. You startled, whipping back around to stare at Shouto, only to find him looming way closer than you had anticipated.
Your back bumped the wall as he crowded you in, his other arm coming up to press against the wall on your other side, caging you inside his reach.
Your mind was so overwhelmed with the sight of him this close—that straight, blade-thin nose, that full, pouty mouth—the light touch of some expensive cologne at his collarpoints—that it took you a second to catch up with what was going on.
Your mouth dropped open when you registered that Todoroki Shouto had just—kabedoned you?—was actively kabedonning you? what the literal fuck—in the middle of Kaminari's hallway.
"Shouto? What—?" you managed, your voice strangled. The air felt like it was resisting you, refusing to be drawn into your lungs.
Shouto's voice was low and intimate as he answered, sending a mortifyingly visible shiver right down your spine. "Is it working?"
You gaped at him, eyes flickering over his serious expression. "Is—what—?"
Shouto shifted even closer, so that his face was a scant two inches from yours. You were suddenly, horrifyingly aware of how close his mouth was, how tall and strong and warm he was over you.
"Do you plan to fall into my arms?" Shouto asked. "Mineta said women liked it."
It was a fight for your life to make the connection over the static in your brain, the lack of oxygen in the air. Mineta had said women would fall for you if you kabedonned them... Shouto was.... kabedonning you.... computation pending...
"You... want it to work?" you asked, words clipped. You felt like any stray movement and your mouth would brush his, and you didn't know if he wanted—it was too strange to think that he might—
"Yes," Shouto replied, his handsome face serious. Those heterochromatic eyes searched over you, trailing over your features like a warm touch. "I want it to. Am I... not doing it correctly?"
Your face heated, and an entire conservatory of butterflies took flight in your stomach. You could not believe what was going on right now.
"No you're—you're doing it right."
Shouto's face was even closer, then, his mouth a whisper away from yours. "Then you have fallen for me," he said, sounding like both a question and a conclusion. He looked like he didn't know what to do next.
You had to suppress a laugh, charmed and mystified and nervous all at once. He was so reliably strange—of course he had taken Mineta's assertions at face value. And he was so straightforward, of course he had implemented the advice straight away. He was so silly, you liked him so, so much.
"I... have," you said, a helpless smile creeping over your lips. "Although it was a while before the kabedon, to be honest."
Shouto blinked, and you could just barely see his mouth grow a little slack in surprise. "Oh," he said, a hint of a shy smile touching his mouth. "Good."
"Yeah. Good," you said, your own grin going wider.
Shouto's eyes dipped down to your mouth, and his eyelashes fluttered. A thrill of anticipation went down your spine, your knees suddenly liquefying, as Shouto leaned back in, and your own eyes fluttered closed.
The press of his mouth was hot and soft—perfect, like you'd always fantasized it would be. He shifted closer, so that he pressed against you, and you had to tilt your head back to accommodate how tall he was, reveling in the strength and the heat of him over you. One of his hands left the wall to thread into your hair as he kissed you, cradling the back of your head like you were something precious, and your stomach swooped in response.
He kissed you boneless, absolutely stupid against the wall of Kaminari's hallway, and it was all your could do to wrap your arms around him and kiss him back. You didn't know how long it was that the two of you stood there, wrapped up in one other. All you knew was you never wanted Shouto's mouth to leave yours again, never wanted to leave the circle of his embrace.
So of course an appreciative whistle broke the two of you apart. You tore your mouth away from Shouto's only to find Mineta standing at the end of the hall, grinning like a wolf. A tiny, lecherous little wolf.
"Nice one, Tododoki," he said, like you weren't even there.
You bristled, stiffening in Shouto's arms as you glanced back at him quickly to measure his response. But the dazed look on Shouto's face pulled you up short, and he looked at Mineta like he wasn't really seeing him.
"You were right," was what he eventually managed. "The kabedon is very effective. Now if you will excuse us, I need to do it again."
A shocked laugh escaped you as Shouto's hand seized yours, and then you were being pulled around the corner into Kaminari's bathroom. Shouto walked you back against the door, an arm coming up just like before, pinning you against the door.
Another pleased laugh was muffled in Shouto's mouth as he took yours again, cupping your face to his. The lock clicked shut behind you.
#shouto x reader#todoroki x reader#todoroki shouto x reader#shouto x you#todoroki x you#character: todoroki shouto
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Bingjie: who are you??’ Where am I???
Sy: omg kabedon
#svsss novel#mxtx svsss#svsss shen qingqiu#svsss luo binghe#svsss shitpost#svsss fanart#svsss au#svsss#scumbag self saving system#scum villian self saving system#scumbag system#mxtx#mxtx fanart#mxtx novels#donghua#danmei#luo binghe#fem binghe#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#bingqiu#genderbend#art
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Omg,,,
Hear me out
Richard and Carmen Kabedon
But Carmen is the one doing the kadedon 🫣🫣🫣
i was hearing you out the moment you said richard and carmen HELLOOOO
#was checking older asks lol HIII#[ the askbox mourns ]#[ the art of mourning ]#spooky month#spooky month fanart#spooky month carmen#spooky month richard#carmen x richard
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OMG the Beetlejuice fic well has been DRY lately so I would really love a Beetlejuice x gn reader where Reader and BJ play hide and seek in the town model and then somehow... I'm not sure how but I bet you would be creative enough to figure it out for me... Reader confesses and then they kiss or something teehee 🫶 ty feel free to ignore if you want
Found You~ || Beetlejuice x GN!Reader
You weren't scared of Beetlejuice when you first summoned him in your death. Honestly, you were just lost, looking for a friend, and called out his name when you found his ad. He was... not what you imagined, to be honest. He was sleazy, crusty, and gross in every sense of the word. But that didn't stop your feelings from developing.
You two were great friends in the netherworld, with Beetlejuice dragging you along on misadventures as his "apprentice in bio-exorcism" which was just an excuse to drag you out to the land of the living once every blue moon or so.
You two had found a lovely little home in the Maitland's town model behind their backs. Adam went full-on with open doors in the buildings and mini furniture- which made it great for hide-and-seek.
You two were being the overgrown children you both are, scaring each other by jumping out behind corners and yelling, but this time, you were lost in thought. You wanted to confess your feelings for the "ghost with the most". Would he even like you? He was clearly hung up on Lydia- for manipulation purposes or not, he clearly was obsessed with her. Who were you kidding, you didn't stand a chance.
"BOO!" A shriek jolted you out of your daze as you screamed in fright.
"Jesus Christ!" You yelled out as you caught your non-existent breath. "You- holy shit Beej, you scared the fuck outta me!"
"I was aiming for scaring the life outta you, but hey, that works I guess. Whatcha thinkin' about? Am I too boring for you?" Beetlejuice teased as he boxed you into a half-kabedon, clearly trying to pry. You rolled your eyes and shoved him off playfully.
"Nothing, just thinking about how much of a gross creep you are." You responded, just as playful.
"Ooooh, tryin' to hit on me, are you?" Beetlejuice winked as he intentionally popped his eyeballs out to look you up and down.
"God no." You laughed, lying.
Beetlejuice stopped for a moment, trying to figure you out. It made you uncomfortable as he suddenly became more slightly more serious.
"You gotta be kidding me, right?" Beetlejuice muttered.
"What?" You asked, confused and slightly unnerved.
"Hun, I'm a demon, I can smell when people are sinnin', and you just broke..." He leaned closer to you and inhaled slowly. "Number... nine? Nine is the lying one, right? Anyways, perks of being a demon-ghost-thing."
You froze.
"Uh- you good?"
You tried to speak, but nothing came out. You felt your face turn a bright red, despite not having a circulatory system.
"Fuck you." You mumbled. "I hate you and your stupid powers."
"Oh."
Beetlejuice took a second to realize what you said.
"Oh."
"Well uh- I- damn babe, you got me tongue tied! Haha! It's not like me to be caught off guard. Not to say you ain't smokin'- it's just uh- I never thought about you in that way before."
"Yeah, no, just forget I even said anythin-"
Beetlejuice cut you off by pushing you against the wall of the building and kissing you. It was rough, unpracticed, and utterly disgusting with far too much tongue for a first confession kiss, but it was wholly Beetlejuice, which made it perfect.
#beetlejuice#beetlejuice x reader#beetlejuice 1988#betelgeuse#beetlejuice 2#keatlejuice#beetlejuice fanfic#micheal keaton#beetlejuice x you#prettyboy pistol
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Is this a healthy connection? 🤔⚠️✂️ (Pick a card/Tarot love reading)
Hi it's Lunadream🖤 This will be a more honest reading, so keep in mind the messages will be straightforward regarding your person and there might be some harsh/sensitive subjects mentioned within these piles. We will see if they are healthy for you or not, remember that you come first always.🤗 hope you find your message⭐️
Notice: Only take what resonates because the most important thing is your own judgement!♡ If anything doesn't resonate, don't worry! It's not your message right now <3 (Entertainment purpose only. All rights reserved)
Now, shall we begin~? ^w^ Think of the your person, and pick whichever pile that fits the energy you're feeling~🖤
Pile 1🔗
Pile 2🎞
Pile 3🫙
Pile 4🔦
Take your time and choose carefully with the heart~♡
On to the readings —> ✂️
Pile 1🔗
Sign energy: Despair, Pluto, Innovation, Want, Closure, 12th house, Mars, Moon, Taurus, Leo,🪝🧨🎡👈
👤Your person's energy: This is someone in a tight situation right now, like things are crazy in this connection omg. A lot of negative thoughts and feelings especially about themselves, they want to change I'm hearing. Your person may not be happy with themselves right now, feeling out of place or not good enough.😞 Prominent signs are Pisces, Aries, Scorpio, Cancer, Taurus and Leo a lot of signs in there. They want closure so maybe something happened between you guys, it could have been the truth or someone said something. For some of you this person's mother figure could be involved, or they have a tense relationship with their mother or family. Maybe their family had a problem with you.🫢💥 They have chaotic emotions and find it hard to show how they are feeling. Some of you may feel obsessed with this person I'm hearing like you're hooked on them or they are hooked on you. I feel like your person is just like going in circles, they may make the same mistakes again and again. Yeah this person really isn't happy with themselves or this connection I'm hearing it's them not you.🥺🌧 Of course your person is really attractive mostly a higher level, their aura is magnetic and deep. They are intuitive and come up with many new ideas in their head. There is a lot of confusion surrounding your person, secrets and things gone unsaid. There is so much you guys don't know about eachother and what is going on.🤯🔍👤
🤔Are they healthy for you: Universe, Kabedon, Avoidance, Food, Sadness, Leo, 8th house, North node, 4th house, Lilith,🎎📱🏎🍫 Wow okay this is a lot to take in. So your person is definitely causing some pain for the both of you, things are just so deep and intense right now. You have such an intimate connection and it's a little stressful actually very stressful. There is just such a tense energy to you guys.😬😮💨 I feel like... the situation they have you in is just not the best for you I'm sorry. The universe is honestly saying you may not have a future with this person, like you should avoid them. They could be kind of pushing you to a corner in some way, like they are causing you to be stuck in a situation you shouldn't be.🫸This could be a cycle like hole you've been shoved in. For some of you this person is a narcissist or have those traits, they may not realize what they're putting you through or put you through.😔 You may feel comfortable or familiar with this person but a lot of times comfort isn't the healthiest in the end change is what you need especially in this situation. You have control over yourself or just walking away if you feel the need to, of course take what resonates but I feel like you shouldn't contact this person anymore.📵❌️ Leave them on read I'm hearing, the choice is yours to decide. There is symbolism here like you know when you have that chocolate and you may want to take a bite but you know it's bad for your health, you may feel it's much easier to have the candy when you're having a tough time but it is only gonna be bad for your health. This person is like the bar of chocolate. There is a vicious cycle from this person, I feel like it's something they can't really control. I'm getting that they really want to change and feel terrible about everything, it's causing them sadness and they would want you to be set free.😓❤️🩹
📞Messages from your person: I went too far, Right now, I want to keep this private, I hate when they act like they own you, I want to steal your kiss. (They may feel guilty about their feelings for you as it may not be the best for you.💔) Extra cards: Tight, Obsession, Blush, Innocence, Consume (This person is really into my pile 1's even to an unhealthy extent, but I feel like they hate themselves for it. Like they really want to hold on to you but they know deep down they should let go.😢😰)
Thank you my pile 1's. If you feel this resonated, you may tap the heart to claim this message.🖤
I hope you this reading provided clarity on your situation ʚ(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )ɞ If it did be sure to let me know pile 1 with the chain emoji~🔗 Thanks for scrolling through, Hugs hugs hugs!! Take care of yourself and see you in the next reading🫂
Pile 2🎞
Sign energy: Mutable, Mind, Skill, Suspicion, Fine, 6th house, Eros, 9th house, Virgo, Jupiter,🐙🎧🪄🦀
👤Your person's energy: This is a very bright and well rounded person. They have a really attractive mind lol the way their mind works may turn you on.😳❤️🔥 They're good at many things, may multitask well. (Especially with the octopus symbolism) I just heard magic worker, like they may be unbelievably good at a lot of things. Signs in their chart may be Virgo, Sagittarius, and Pisces but a lot of Sag/Virgo energy in here. Mutable signs may be significant so think Virgo, Gemini, Sagittarius, Pisces. They have a lot of hobbies, try out new things often.🚀⭐️ You may have certain suspicions about them, like jumping to conclusions and stuff. There is a lot you wonder about them, but they don't mind if you're suspicious of them for whatever reason. It doesn't bother them I'm getting. They just sort of shrug their shoulders, because to them they feel like they have nothing to hide.🤔🤚 This person is pretty talented and into a lot of different things. You may learn a lot from them, probably a good teacher too. A lot goes on in their mind, so many random thoughts lol.😂🧠💡 You may feel really attracted to the way they speak, listening to them carry a conversation. They do it well too, your person is really good at handling anything that's thrown at them. Improvising is one of their specialties. They can work with anything I'm hearing, maybe they have had many different jobs? Take what resonates, they seem like the type to job hop lol. Because they like testing themselves with new things.😎💫
🤔Are they healthy for you: Capricorn, Guidance, Innovation, Work, Unafraid, Scorpio, 10th house, 11th house, 12th house, 3rd house,🩲🧐💜⛪️ Okay so your person provides a lot for you guys, like this is a very beneficial connection for my pile 2's. They help you through your fears and setbacks, you may easily discuss your career plans with them. Maybe some of you share religion with eachother.🤝 I am definitely picking up on this being a healthy and successful relationship, there is a lot to learn from this person. They communicate new ideas and ambitions with you, dreams and desires that seem out of reach will seem much more achievable with the help of this person.✨️💡 I just love the nature of this connection, it's so helpful and reliable. They will help you through tough times and things that may scare you. You will feel successful with this person. If this is a friendship it is definitely a healthy one, a wonderful companionship. You two would also make great business partners take what resonates.💼 For those that this is a romantic connection they definitely teach you a lot, intimacy may bring you a new perspective and will be very successful. I feel like you guys just work together. (maybe some of you are actual coworkers with this person haha😂) There is just so much provided with this person, a bright and uplifting relationship. They will help keep you focused on what you really want and get it. You will no longer be afraid of failure with this person, and they will help you accept it and move on to greater things.😊🏆
📞Messages from your person: Ever heard, There's people who want to hurt you, I want to be your ex, You let me, You're too pretty to be sad. (They won't have you feeling down at any point, they wanna help you pick yourself up and keep going!🌟) Extra cards: Sensitivity, Routine, Bite, Disturbance, Swim (Some spicy messages too so interpret that any way you'd like😏❤️🔥)
Thank you my pile 2's. If you feel this resonated, you may tap the heart to claim this message.🖤
I hope you this reading provided clarity on your situation ʚ(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )ɞ If it did be sure to let me know pile 2 with the film emoji~🎞 Thanks for scrolling through, Hugs hugs hugs!! Take care of yourself and see you in the next reading🫂
Pile 3🫙
Sign energy: Soul, Lilith, Mouth, Lose, Treasure, Earth, 5th house, Neptune, South node, Pluto,🔍🕹🏚🆕️
👤Your person's energy: This person has an attractive demeanor, I sense a lot of people are curious about them. They like to play around and have fun, indulging in some bad behavior even.🙊❗️ Prominent signs are Leo, Pisces, and Scorpio. Earth energy is present. Some of you may have a past with this person, you lost them or they lost you. Someone feels like they let go of a prize, I'm feeling regret from that person. Your person is mysterious and alluring, they have a dark soul.😈🖤 They tend to want a lot of power in relationships, they may date around or that's something they wish to do. They like finding new things to entertain themselves, taboo hobbies are possible. Indulging in spirituality or shadow work even. Your person has a magnetic presence about them, and so many charms😫❤️🔥 Their mouth may be a prominent feature that draws attention, you probably fantasize about it too🙈 I'm getting siren vibes from your person, they just draw you in mysteriously. Captivating looks and aura. They can be very playful and fun, they seek pleasure at all times. Definitely don't like being bored, they hate it.😂 But your person is actually really observant, they look into things. Very mindful and curious. I feel like they enjoy placing bets, maybe you lost to them at something? That could be something that happens between you two.
🤔Are they healthy for you: Valentine, Lose, Comfort zone, Care, Self reflection, Neptune, Venus, Taurus, Eros, 6th house,👿🫗🗯💔 So you may see this person through rose colored lenses instead of the full picture. You look over the realistic version of them and only see them as the old them or the version you're used to.😟🪞 I feel like this person teaches you self love in some way, maybe you had to go through a lot to finally love yourself. You are more vulnerable in the relationship, as your person has the upper hand. They may hold things over you like you owe them or guilt tripping you.🙏🥺 Yes you may feel really attracted to this person but you need to ask yourself if they are a good person or not. Think about the way they treat you or others. They may not be out for your best interest, ulterior motives may also be present.🤨 The advice is for you to let go of what you're comfortable with and shift your perspective, you may feel used to thinking they are the one and that you love them. But maybe you are making yourself believe what was only true in the past.⏳️ Everyone changes and so does this connection, your person may want to do things you aren't comfortable with and if so say no!❌️ You come first, don't let anyone push you to do things that aren't good for you. The advice is for you to focus on your well-being and self care, don't let others manipulate you with love or anything else to get their way. If you set clear boundaries you can make your relationships healthy and safe. Don't be blinded by others words that could be lies.✋️✂️ That may not be this person but other people in your life, take what resonates.
📞Messages from your person: This is all my fault, There's distance between us, Close your eyes, I know you, Keep going. (Your person wants you to stay strong, and find worth and respect in yourself because you don't deserve to be treated unkindly💓) Extra cards: Meant to be, Aura, Consume, Warm, Play
Thank you my pile 3's. If you feel this resonated, you may tap the heart to claim this message.🖤
I hope you this reading provided clarity on your situation ʚ(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )ɞ If it did be sure to let me know pile 3 with the empty jar emoji~🫙 Thanks for scrolling through, Hugs hugs hugs!! Take care of yourself and see you in the next reading🫂
Pile 4🔦
Sign energy: Play, Defensive, Pluto, 7th house, Community, 8th house, 5th house, Mercury, Air, 6th house,🍓🗞🍑👆
👤Your person's energy: Lol so the first thing that came up is that your person is more plump, they may get a lot of attention to their behind😂 Main energies are Scorpio, Libra, Virgo, Gemini, and Leo. People talk and think about this person a lot, they may have a crucial role in their circle of people. They contribute a lot I'm hearing, so much news I'm hearing "talk of the town". For some of you this person made the news take what resonates. I feel like this person is good at acting maybe it's their calling.🎭✨️ They may have a sweet smell to them, and often wear a nice perfume/cologne. People may talk behind their backs a lot, so they have their guard up. Your person may be more closed off or defensive, they don't want to openly trust those who could be out to get them. They may have a nice behind or that's something attractive about them😂😂 If they're working I feel like their coworkers are on the toxic side tbh. They are all up in everyone's gossip, some people talking really good about them and others talking trash😱 But I feel like they've been really sweet to some of you guys, take what resonates. They're a very attractive person overall people may secretly be kinda obsessed with them🫢 A lot of people are actually romantically interested in this person but like I feel like they hide it. Your person is good at coming up with solutions and ideas, very helpful I'm hearing.
🤔Are they healthy for you: Cutie, Control freak, Shoes, Universe, Reckless, Neptune, 8th house, Earth, Moon, 12th house,👨��🩻🪫🫰 So your person is a little clingy in some way, maybe they tend to depend on you with things. I feel like pile 4 is smart though like you see through this person and their intentions, you may be seeing a power struggle between the two of you. There is a lot of daydreaming and avoidance of reality in this connection, omg for some of you this person has a problem with substance abuse only some!!😭 I'm seeing ways to detach themselves so any kind of coping for that, escapism may be an issue here in the relationship.💭 To you this person may feel very distant right now, like physical/emotional distance take what resonates for you, something feels out of touch. Like it feels like there's nothing you can do, you feel helpless in this connection.😞🔧Also this person drains a lot of your energy and emotions that is a message the universe wants you to be aware of. Now your person definitely has some unhealthy fantasies that they shouldn't act on, it feels like the relationship itself isn't necessarily unhealthy but rather the desires for it are unhealthy. Soo your person is a little bit of a freak😂 They may want to do a lot of bad things with you even hurtful to themselves or you. Just be careful that you or your person aren't going off the deep end with the intimate side of things.🔪👿😬 I can see that going to a dark place if they don't get control of their wild fantasies. Yeah so your person takes a lot from you mentally, emotionally even physically for some of you. This connection is a very draining one and it takes a lot from both of you. Maybe that is the unhealthy part is how consuming this connection can be for you two. I get the vibe you both are still young and reckless in some way, and if this relationship is a mature one and both parties are responsible it can definitely be a healthy one.🤗💌
📞Messages from your person: Don't be sad, I was wrong, You might get scared, Something is pulling us together, Tell me what's bothering you. (Yeah okay so you may be shocked with how much of a freak your person is lol maybe you've seen this side of them but like it is intense wtf🤯) Extra cards: Achievement, Read, Body, Music, Tea (I am getting a sense that this person does really care about you tho. There is a deep desire to be with you guys my pile 4's, I think they're willing to work on themselves and this connection for that♡)
Thank you my pile 4's. If you feel this resonated, you may tap the heart to claim this message.🖤
I hope you this reading provided clarity on your situation ʚ(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )ɞ If it did be sure to let me know pile 4 with the flashlight emoji~🔦 Thanks for scrolling through, Hugs hugs hugs!! Take care of yourself and see you in the next reading🫂
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loser g!p minjeong who is a stupidly attractive virgin (well at least before she met u),, u look back at her during doggy style n her loser ass would wave at u!!!
ahehhe omg… loser g!p minjeong who doesnt expect your pretty self to invite her over to your house. her thinking y’all were gonna chill and stuff but it ended up with you on your bed begging for her cock 🤤🤤
LMAO AND WHEN I TELL YOU SHE’S SUCH A LOSER ABT IT 😭😭 well yeah she does wave at you whenever you look back at her during doggy,,, but imagine her trying to attempt something like let’s say pinning you against the wall or something- she’s tryna act all sexy nd mysterious but her ass trips over a little bit (yes this ends up in a kabedon or whatever) and she’s starts giggling like a nerd 😩
#kaye: imagines!!#aespa smut#g!p aespa#g!p winter#aespa winter smut#kim minjeong smut#aespa x reader smut#girl group smut#kpop smut
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Would you ever so kindly write 10.Kaku + O. Kabedon? Have it so bad for this giraffe man <3 uhh,, he's so old fashioned and precious. Looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you vibes, for real
Let Me Prove Myself
Pairing: Kaku x reader
Content: kaku is just a little suspicious, and a little intimidating kind of? but in a hot way. kaku calls the reader pretty and lovely, gender nuetral pronouns for reader, strawhat reader, kabedon ofc!
Word Count: 1k
A/N: quite literally wrote this between 4 and 5 am, so i apologize for anything that doesn’t make sense or sounds off😓but anyway i am such a kaku lover omg that’s literally my man (one of them), ty for the request <3
Some of your crew mates went to find someone who could fix your ship, the Going Merry, while others were off exploring the city. You had opted to venture off on your own, wanting to enjoy the scenery and culture of this grand island with fewer distractions that usual.
Navigating through the streets with no destination in mind, you end up in a sort of alleyway. It leads you out closer to the shoreline, and provides you with a picturesque view of some of the lower levels of the city accompanied by slow rolling ocean waves.
“So pretty,” you mumble to nobody in particular.
“Sure is.”
Your head nearly whips around to find the source of the voice. Were you being followed this entire time? Though you’d been under the impression that the people of Water 7 took kindly to most pirates, that didn’t mean there weren’t other sinister forces within the city… Perhaps should’ve been more careful, or stayed on the boat with Zoro.
Alas, you don’t see anyone in the direction from which you came, so you turn back slowly. Maybe you were imagining things.
You gasp and step back when you’re met face to face with a man who definitely hadn’t been there before. He’s tall, and has an unusually long and squarish nose. “It fits him, though.” you think. In fact, he’s a really attractive guy. But you can’t allow that to overpower your common sense, nor let your guard down. You make a mental note to not, under any circumstances, let your attraction get the better of you.
He takes your silence as an opportunity to explain himself. “I don’t mean to frighten you,” he steps closer as you take another step back, “you're not from around here, are you?”
“No… I’m not.” You raise your chin and cross your arms over your chest. “Were you following me?”
He laughs. “Well, when you put it like that it makes me sound like a bad guy.”
“Well I wouldn’t know what kind of guy you are, stranger.” Go
“Kaku,” he extends his hand, “and what’s your name if you don’t mind my asking?”
Ever so cautiously, you take his hand and shake it once. “Y/n.”
“Y/n. That’s lovely.”
“Um… thanks.”
Taking notice of your squared shoulders and general uncomfortable energy, Kaku takes another step toward you. Naturally you take another step backward, but you don’t realize you’re standing right in front of one of the walls of the alleyway you’d come out of until it hits your back. You inhale sharply.
“I have no ill intentions, y/n, I can assure you. I just…” he looks you up and down, not trying to hide his wandering eyes in the slightest. “Well, I’d never seen you around before and found myself eager to meet you. You’re awful pretty, y’know.”
The feeling seems to be mutual, but you intend to bury your own even deeper. “I- um-“
“So, are you by chance a pirate?”
Your eyes grow wider and you silently shake your head “no.”
Kaku chuckles and nonchalantly places a hand on the wall behind you. The other goes to his hip as he leans over you. You’re unsure if he’s trying to block off one of your two escape routes to either side, or is this is his attempt at charming you. “You don’t have to lie, y/n, I’m no bounty hunter. Nor a pirate hunter like your crew mate, Zoro.”
“You know Zoro?”
“Sure do. I inspected you all’s ship just a few minutes ago while he was there keeping watch. He was wary of me at first, and rightfully so considering we’d never met, but he seems like a swell guy.”
A relieved exhale visibly leaves your chest as your shoulders drop slightly. The fact that he knows one of your crew, and hasn’t talked ill of him, brings you some comfort.
“But that’s not important right now. I’m here to talk about you.”
“What about me?”
“Whatever you’re willing to tell me. I want to get to know you. I’m very interested, if I’m not making it obvious enough.”
You nearly giggle, but contain your laughter behind a smile. “No, you are.”
Feeling emboldened by your shy smile, Kaku removed his other hand from his hip and places it on the wall behind you. You glance to your side at it, and he walks forward into the half step that remains between your two bodies, bending his arms so that his forearms are entirely against the wall instead of his hands alone. Kabedon.
And when you turn forward again, you’re barely an inch away from his face. Or his nose, rather.
He speaks softly, but in the same old fashioned and all too-proper tone. “Have you ever been with a shipwright, y/n?”
You shake your head “no” again.
“Would you like to be?”
“Oh, well… my- my crew is probably only going to be here a few days, so…”
“Ah… so if the circumstances were different?”
“I might say yes.”
“Mhm… You see, I don’t mind these circumstances one bit. Are they a deal breaker for you?”
“I guess not.” You bite your lip with nervous excitement.
“Good.” He flashes you a bright smile and steps back a respectable distance.
Though you don’t mean to, your disappointment shows in your features.
Kaku notices- he seems to notice a lot about you- and chuckles. “Were you expecting something more just then?”
Truthfully, you were. If he had kissed you, you would have welcomed it with open arms (and lips.) You don’t say any of that though, just laugh awkwardly as your face heats up.
“I’m a gentleman, y/n. It’d be sleazy to try anything with you when we’ve only just met.”
“Oh,” you nod, finding his constitution respectable despite wishing he had been sleazy enough to try something, “right…”
“How about you let me take you out to an early dinner? I’d like to prove myself first.”
“What do you need to prove yourself to be worthy of?”
“You.”
You smile as Kaku offers you his arm, and your initial resolution to not let your guard down around him is almost entirely forgotten as you take it.
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Lmao; I always imagine the reader like, Cater height. And Lilia trying to kabedon it’s pretty funny.
More, if it’s General Lilia.
“Why do I feel this way about you?”
“Dunno, buddy. But maybe a couple of inches might help clarify that”
And she almost gets beheaded.
And since then he does it Spiderman style, upside down and close to the lips.
[In reference to this post, fic, and art (art is by @/chibi-celesti]
Hello Anonie 🌻🌺🌷
Omg the way I laughed at this anonie 🤣
I can imagine General Lilia getting that frustrated face, with his cheeks turning slightly red.
And of course, he thinks of another way to get your attention, so Spider-Man style it is.
His soldiers on the other hand…is questioning everything 🤣🤣
#answered#anonie ask#lilia vanrouge#general lilia vanrouge#general lilia vanrouge x reader#lilia vanrouge x reader#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader
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Knock Knock Boys Ep 6 Stray Thoughts
Last week, Jane, Peak’s fiancée, moved into the house with them. It’s clear Jane is not romantically invested in Peak, and their relationship feels very familial. Thanwa pulled back from intimacy with Peak, but also showed that he’s not shutting him out if Peak is willing to open up to him. Meanwhile, Almond got his first sex toy and skipped home to try it out. We had a lesson about consent and filming revenge porn, and left at Jumper and his friend being exposed, with Almond as the presumed culprit.
Oh no it’s Thanwa’s ex. I forgot about this mofo. Glad to know that Almond and Latte will be okay though.
Huge respect to this show for letting Seng have hair on his legs.
I’m glad this show is going to the ugly place with this story. Whoever posted that clip of Jumper also outed him. There are consequences for that. He wasn’t ready, and they stole that from him.
Jane sussed out this dynamic between Peak and Thanwa so quickly.
Oof, this is uglier than cheating. Max has a gambling addiction.
Ew, he’s here about sex, and is trying to use money he can’t manage to bait Thanwa into coming back.
I believed in you, Jane, and you didn’t let me down. Thank you for asking Peak the important questions.
Yes, Jane! Destroy Max with your cart!
This is a huge grocery.
Thankfully, I know the layout of a grocery store so I knew they didn’t actually meet up with each other. I’m still disappointed, though!!
Oh, this bathroom handhold got me. I hope they wash their hands.
Curious that Shawn is here to check on Almond. I know he cares about Jumper, so I totally get him wanting to get to the bottom of this so he doesn’t lose a friend in the process, too.
The tension in this show feels so well-calibrated. I’m enjoying the anticipation between Thanwa and Peak.
Man, this cooking scene is tough. Jane is trying to help, but Thanwa doesn’t see it because why would he?
Latte’s clothing is a real challenge for the sound team.
That’s right, Jane. Take charge of these boys. They need help.
Kabedon into a full carry. Good afternoon to me.
I really love this karaoke scene of them trying to cheer Almond up.
Not the sausage cheese jokes. Omg.
Oh no…Jumper got released from the team. That’s horrible.
Oh, Almond, thank you for not being so deep in our own issues that you noticed that Thanwa is stress cooking.
Thanwa’s shirts look comfortable.
Wow, this shot at the gate is excellent. Too bad Thanwa ruined it by letting Max inside.
Crumbs and carrots, the boys are doomed! You youths in the back better be ready to meddle next week to get your elders out of this and then find out who did this to Jumper!
Still enjoying this show a lot. I really like the way Jane is trying to push Peak to take charge of his life, and I love that we saw the results of her warning that not making a choice is a choice by Thanwa deciding to humor Max. I hope this thing with Max is brief, but I trust this show to do something interesting with it. Speaking of interesting things, it’s so refreshing to see a Thai show taking outing and revenge porn seriously! This show has been so refreshing, and I’m still feeling this good at the halfway mark!
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"hey~"
Earth 42! Miles x Flirty!Reader (gender neutral)
cw: Headcanons,Miles being embarrassed,miles call you amor <3,use of y/n too,a little cringe pick up lines 😬!!little mentions of tall!reader (it isn't necessarily tall reader it's just a mention),kabedonnn and white tee song
HEYY GUYSS DO YOU LIKE FLIRTING? Well here it is,headcanons of flirting with our "bad boy" (I'm joking) Miles G. Morales!
i mention tall!reader cause!!
♡ You love your boyfriend Miles!
♡ He knows that and he love you too!
♡ And sometimes he wonders if your love language is flirting with him
♡ Cause you know
♡ In relationships it's normal that sometimes there is a little flirting and all
♡ BUT YOU
♡ YOU FLIRT WITH HIM ALL THE TIME
♡ it's just..so random
♡ when you least expect
♡ BOOM! You made pick up line
- oh my god amor (love) are you okay?
-Ouch..i think i scrapped my knee,falling for u 😼
He is clearly annoyed and to piss him of more you do that flirt face while probably in your head its playing "treat me like white tee"
- (Y/N) seriously? That audio from Tik Tok was the best you could do?
- Come on i know you like it and please help me out here it hurts-
♡ And the worst part some of them are really cringe or either cute..or hot
- Hey Miles! - you said walking beside him - tie your shoes..
You point to his shoes,he looks at it
-but it is tied- you put your hand on his chin making him look at you as you said
- I don't want my baby falling for anyone else 😏😉😉😏
♡ ...
♡ He can't really decide if he's embarrassed or annoyed.. but you want to see him SUPER EMBARRASSED?
♡ IF YOU ARE TALL
♡ IF YOU ARE TALLER THAN HIM OMG HIS KNEES ARE WEAK FOR YOU
♡ but of course if you are shorter than him he will love either way
♡ but if you kabedon him being shorter he will think its funny LMAO
♡ no hate to the short people!! being funny is attractive 😉😉😉
♡ have you ever saw a kabedon?
♡ like that one below 👇
♡ he will go insane if you do that with your leg btw
Miles is leaning against the wall of his room and that gave you an idea
Being the little devil you are,you decided to mess with him
you approached him and threw your leg on the wall making him startle slightly:
- Amor? - he asks confused
You put your hands on his chin and said:
- Hey~
- what the fuck (y/n)
♡ he's is clearly embarrassed LMAO
♡ but even so he can't help but smirk
♡ He loves you even tho you embarrass him <3
Thank you for reading!! 🩷
#miles 42#miles 42 x reader#atsv#atsv x reader#flirty#flirty!reader#miles x y/n#prowler miles#miles morales prowler#fanfic#earth 42 miles morales x reader#Spotify
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OMG! SHE REALLY SHOT AT HIM! So the gang and her trusty flask haven't been the only things she's come armoured with, she is also carrying a gun in her handbag. It's like a payback for his putting a razor to her face. Seriously, I adore her more and more.
AND NOW IT'S HIS TURN, HE DISARMS HER AND PUTS THE BARREL OF HER GUN UNDER HER CHIN! Should I call them a tit-for-tat couple or what? The show is insane for this. They are something else entirely. Together with The Secret of the Shadow Sect couple, the OTP of the year for me.
That sounds strangely like a compliment.
GUSHINGTON CENTRAL!!! Kabedon!
Now he puts it to her temple. First the razor, now the gun, he really enjoys shoving his weapons right to her face, doesn't he? I don't regret anything.
The moment she realises both the brothers are lunatics and she pestered into marrying her the crazier of the two and now she will pay for it.
The way they look at each other! No words said but the myriad of emotions utterly palpable.
Definitely a compliment laced with genuine admiration and respect.
It's clear the memories of his brother's assault came to her mind, but despite the similarities and uncanny appearance, Ye Ran is in complete control of himself and his emotions, maybe he is even too much sane, and even though she keeps provoking him, he never actually physically hurts her. Threatens her, definitely, but he never so much as touches a hair on her head. So far, he's the one thrown into jail by her for 6 months and being beaten by an entire gang, ergo 2:0 Cheng Che.
She breaks down, her legs can barely hold her. I like how women in Asian dramas are still allowed to break down, unlike what you see in Western shows nowadays. You can see how brave they are in their fear.
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I’ve become aware you know of the character accounts, so can I please request (if you have drawing requests open) that moment between the Max and Richie account where Max kabedons Richie? (It chemically altered my brain omg)
I hope that you know that it has also chemically altered my brain in the middle of the night
#i actually had a kabedon michie before but it's only the side profile#so this is my first time doign this kind of shit#GRAHHHH#noodleanswers#anonymous#michie#max x richie#richie x max#jagerschitz#max jägerman#richie lipschitz#npmd
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Reading Vol 9 of The Apothecary Diaries and omg! SPOILERS below the cut!
Maomao just kabedoned Jinshi! She knows full well what she's doing. She told him to "use her not be nice to her", he aske her to slap him, which she did and then kissed his cheek to "heal it". Jinshi is a fucking masochist.
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