#the og husbands 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[thegengarprincess]

GENGAR 🥹🥹😻😻😻

Choo choo 🚂💛🧡❤️🧡💛 its a love train! Send this to all the blogs you love if you want to spread the love 💛💛💛💛💛

And look who comes with the train 🥰🥰

💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

JAYYY XDDDD!! MY FAVE PASSENGERS *N* MY FAVE KITTY 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🤲🤲🤲🤲🤲🤲🤲🤲🤲🤲!!

Two kittys 4 the kitty ever :333!! ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️🫴💞💞💝💝💘💘💕💕💖💖💗💗💓💓💞💞

[sotiredmostnights]

MOM HOLY FUCK

[charliethomascoxuniverse]

💕 Charlie Cox as Ishmael 💕

Moby Dick (2011) Pt VII ~

“I stood looking at him a moment. For all his tattooings he was on the whole a clean, comely looking cannibal. What’s all this fuss I have been making about, though I to myself -- the man’s a human being just as I am: he has just as much reason to fear me, as I have to be afraid of him. Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.....I turned in, and never slept better in my life.”

[arytha]

[Image ID: A digital sketch of my OCs Lorne and Era. Lorne is standing behind a sitting Era, in the middle of leaning over and helping him attach a golden bell necklace behind his neck. A gentle smile can be seen on Lorne's face, and they are wearing a similar bell necklace, but in silver. Era sits uneasily in front of Lorne, leaning to the side and baring his neck to the other to give them easy access. His expression is flustered and almost frowning, glancing to the side. His hands are up and placed lightly on the necklace itself, unsure whether he is helping or hindering Lorne's movements. They are both wearing flowing outfits in muted colors. The color of the ribbon holding both of their bell pendants is red. End ID]

[matchaverse]

Logan with secret Kpop idol wife and then their comes out and everyone is like why is she with him and that she deserves better and she shuts them up with a instagram post defending her husband and announcing that they’ve got twins. I love your smau’s so much it’s not even funny ❤️🥰

Idol Life | LS2

pairing: logan sargeant x fem!kpop!reader

summary: from the ask

faceclaim: lisa (from black pink) and other pictures from pinterest

type: smau

[instagram] yourusername

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yourusername | had a wonderful time in New York!! you guys are amazing 🤍

username: you’re so pretty!!

username: that show was literally one of the best you all have done!

logansargeant: woah! 😍

username: logan???

username: now why is an f1 driver in the comments of miss y/n

username: logan is a k-pop stan!?

three years later

[instagram] logansargeant

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logansargeant | my wife is so pretty 😍🙌

yourusername: aww baby!! you’re so sweet 🥺🤍

username: married????

username: when. was. this????

username: how is our queen dating a w-white man 🤮

username: u think they’re cute!!

two years later

[instagram] yourusername

liked by logansargeant, yourbff, and 638,936 others

tagged | @/logansargeant

yourusername | hm didn’t know my personal life was anyone’s business to judge? 🤔 but anyways! here’s life recently, spending so much time off from your with my loving husband and our two beautiful twins 🤍 couldn’t ask for anything better

logansargeant: i love you so much

logansargeant: our children are so lucky to have you as their mother

yourusername: baby 😭

username: stop! they twins???

username: yall have children???!

username: we missed so many chapters

username: y/n has always been private and honestly good for her!!

username: THE LITTLE GIRL IS A COPY OG Y/N!!

username: AND BOY LOOKS LIKE LOGAN😭

oscarpiastri: i love those kids but please i cannot babysit again!! they are just like you two!

yourusername: you’re godfather for a reason

logansargeant: deal with it buddy

a/n: pretty short!! 🫣 i’m sorry but i wanted to get something easy out for now, working on the other asks don’t worry!! just getting my ass kicked from school and work. thank you for the patience 🤍🤍

[chrisevansonly]

𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞 | 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐜

✯social media au

✯charles leclerc x female reader

✯nothing beats the love of a father <3

✯not requested just felt like getting another little something out, im working on some writing prompts and fics as well so i hope they come out soon🩷

ynleclerc

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Alia & Mommy day, just missing daddy🩷

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username she’s so precious 😭

username i need to know where the blonde genes come from

>ynleclerc my mom!!🥰

leclerc_pascale trop mignonne❤️❤️

>ynleclerc 😘😘

francisca.cgomes the cutest momma and daughter duo

>ynleclerc see you this weekend auntie kika!!

charles_leclerc my girls, i miss you both so much🙁

>ynleclerc we miss you more…see you soon my love❤️

username are we getting alia in the paddock content?👀

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charles_leclerc

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then and now, please stop growing so fast mon petit fleur😘

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username she’s growing up so fast😭

username the real og’s remember baby alia

ynleclerc look at her!! she loves the track as much as you char❤️

>charles_leclerc time to put her in karting?

>ynleclerc we’ll talk…..

username alia for the win!!

carlossainz55 okay now bring her over to me, it’s time for our tea party

>ynleclerc that’s why she keeps saying ‘tea with coco’ 😂

>username alia calls carlos coco😭😭

>landonorris why don’t i have a cute nickname😃

scuderiaferrari she’s our favourite guest❤️❤️

wagsofF1

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charles watching his wife and daughter at his interview in the fanzone today, and then as soon as Alia got fussy and they began to walk away he was super serious, keeping his eye on them. at one point a few fans got a bit too excited and you should have SEEN how upset he was, he left the stage and made sure security attended to his family until he could get to them and make sure they were safe.

remember they are people too and there is no excuse for the behaviour shown today towards the leclerc family.

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username those fans need to a grip

username he’s so protective of his girls :(

username Alia was crying and you could tell Y/N was getting anxious, charles was so quick to jump in and make sure they were safe

username best dad of the year award goes to charles fr

username anyone who tried to scare y/n and alia today aren’t real fans.

username i hope they’re all ashamed of themselves

ynleclerc

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the worlds best father and husband, thank you for loving and keeping Alia and I safe❤️

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charles_leclerc

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you’ll always be safe with me❤️

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arthur_leclerc love you guys❤️

carlossainz55 ❤️

ynleclerc we love you so much char, never forget that

>charles_leclerc nothing like that will ever happen again.

carla.brocker looking forward to giving you guys big big hugs❤️

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ynleclerc

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I know we weren’t there to watch in person like we originally planned but we are so proud of you honey! I know Alia was happy to see you when you got home, I swear you can tire her out better than me most days. we love you so much and can’t wait to see you keep winning❤️

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username YAY CHARLES!

username i still feel so upset that y/n and alia left the race because of stupid fans☹️

username our favourite family!!

charles_leclerc I love you both so much, this win was for you❤️

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scuderiaferrari sending hugs to you all, hope to see you again someday soon❤️

>ynleclerc you can count on it☺️

[urs-things]

JUJUTSU KAISEN

Works that I like to re read every now and then 🥰😇 (will continue to add more in future)

These are not my piece of work, please support and show love to the og writers and their works.

In case anyone wants to or is curious, here are my previous reads (some of which are already included ig, also some of them may not be there anymore)

RYOMEN SUKUNA

The Queen

Soft spot

TOJI ZENIN- FUSHIGURO

His vulnerability

Living room flow

Silk sheets and sticky cum

GOJO SATORU

Pervert Satoru

Megumi's Teacher

Ex husband Gojo

Gojo never stops talking

Gojo hates the fact that you go on dates

Use your words

Gojo Satoru being so horny he fucked you in every position

Scary movie night

Lovestruck Satoru

Curiosity .... fucked

Front row seats

Best of the best

Trying to break up with yandere Gojo

GETO SUGURU

Mine, mine, mine

Geto Suguru who never stops talking about you

Suguru's praises

Soft

Mean

Overstimulated

Husband Suguru

Teacher Suguru

Geto’s tired of listening to you fail to get yourself off

Dirty thoughts

So, you got a boyfriend

Priest Geto

Geto def gets off to being called a pervert

Oversized never looked this good

NANAMI KENTO

Just one more. For me?

Loverman

Rough and tough

Voicekink

HIGURUMA

The one night stand

KAMO CHOSO

His favorite

Face sitting

Needy

OKKOTSU YUTA

Begging

It's your fault for loving me

Yuta is the type to

FUSHIGURO MEGUMI

Megumi wants to learn how to make you feel good, so what better way than to show him.

ITADORI YUJI

Yuji looks so good

Mean side to him

Sukuna wants to bone you and he makes it Yuji’s problem

Yuji’s dirty secrets

Broken promise

He's such a sweetheart

Yuji can't jack off to Jennifer Lawrence anymore

MULTIPLE

Ride it, like you own it

There you go my baby

But I lasted ten rounds like a freak

Fuck me like you mad at me baby

How long the JJK men would last during NNN

Just the tip baby

[doppel-doodles]

ART MOOTS APPRECIATION TIME!!!🥰🫶🫶🫶💗💗💗

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

@jayjaysmind

MAH PLATONIC HUSBAND! such a sweetie pie! Deserves all the love in the world for his art. Even better I know where you live so prepare to get all your powers stolen buster-

Ehe:> anyway very fun to playfully bully 10/10 would torment again! Also THE OCS Jay make em all public for the love everything they are so good🔫

@dortiii

BESTIE BOO I LOVE YOUUUUU! My first friend I made in the lmk fandom and I can't believe it's been so long oml- An absolutely phenomenal writer literally a beast with words it's not even funny how good she is! And artstyle? Marshmallow levels of soft just so cuteeeeeee! I would squish it no questions asked gimme🤲

Dortii walked so other Arthur simps could run. I stan them, best ship ever.

@littlethingsrae

OMG HI MOOOOOOM!🧡🧡🧡 WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I ADMIRE HERRRR, also one of the og lmk moots and I'm so grateful she is SUCH A WONDERFUL AND TALENTED FRIEND! Would die for jin and broken wings I love them thiiiiiiis much!

But no offense you failed at parenting me I am such a brat, sorry not sorry this is your fault<3

@chuitu

If there were any of my friends that I could just yoink their talent from it would be chu! My talented sibling we gotta do more stuff together SOBS their art and story are always peak not to mention they are literally one of the funniest people I ever talked to-

@camhues

OMAAAAA YOU GIVE ME CUTENESS AGRESSION!!! Absolute cutie pie that I wanna squish squish with so much love! Love all her ocs just gorgeous ladies!❤❤❤ I hold metamorphosis in my hands one of my favorite ships hands down-

Just- so much talent, so much kindness and so much silly wrapped into the cutest human being it's unfair! Also has the best reactions when messed with💙

@tamaruaart

My lil Tammy! From auntie status now you are just a lil babyyyyy! I'll defend you withy life you deserve the world YA HEAR ME?! just such talent in art it feels like Greek paintings being hit with an anime beam AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH. and just a collection of stunning characters with such a great story!

I sent ya all the virtual love, one day I'll live in your walls and find the secrets of your power!

@itsalice3940

My new auntie!:DDD you'll never get your wallet back and neither will I ever stop biting you! I am a feral creature and you are my Chewtoy of choice! Get bullied loser!❤❤❤

Anyways all jokes aside, one of the most compassionate and passionate people I know and I appreciate it all so much! I feed you lore like crumbs and shall never stop because you deserve to be fed!

my lord this isn't even close to all my moots- but I shall stop here for now, part 2 will be made later I HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE TO GIVE LOVE TO SO CHECK EM OUT THEY DESERVE IT-

[makedonsgriva]

SQQ muttering and writing notes about safe sleep curse configurations, while doing a terrible job of hiding her plans from LBH, and LBH is just “Oh! She’s trying to adapt her black magic/curses to act as a sleep aid! How clever. 🥰”

The more I think about it, the more hilarious SY both ‘accidentally’ and on-purpose making actually super helpful curses is.

Finds out a servant woman’s husband is a drunkard, makes a handy curse that makes him vomit up any alcohol he drinks.

LMY sighing over people only caring about her looks? SY curses her face to be veiled/obscured to anyone who doesn’t love her as herself.

SY’s step-nephew, ZZL, hates conversing with flirtatious girls and wishes he could hide from them? SY curses him to turn into a little snake (with very tough scales) when flustered. (Scares off most girls, and makes him damage resistant enough they don’t hurt him with their flailing).

SHL annoyed by the frippery and expectations of noble women, and rarely being invited to actual fun things like hunts? SY curses her to be a were-creature of some sort, so she can freely run around at night and viciously murder prey animals to her heart’s content.

Etc.

Some optional ‘evil’ step-siblings possibilities/thoughts:

Ning Yingying probably follows the common Cinderella adaptation trend where the younger step-sibling isn’t so much a bully as troublesome in other ways. In her case, she would be the type who constantly pesters her new sister when LBH is trying to do chores, accidentally breaks things LBH worked hard on, unknowingly tattles on LBH whenever she does something OG!SJ forbade, somehow gets hurt on LBH’s watch, etc. You know, pre-SY NYY things. :P

For Ming Fan, I’m thinking she may have been another step-daughter (unlike NYY, SJ’s one bio daughter), but her somewhat sickly father had SJ formally adopt her after marrying him. MF really looks up to SJ and dotes on NYY, so she has major insecurities about LBH possibly replacing her as the family’s responsible older sister. (That and she’s plain faced compared to LBH). Why she got so into the bullying and mistreatment.

These ideas are all so delicious and I don’t know if they are coming from the same anon or not but whoever is the mystery Cinderella lesbingqiu anon pls pls dm me!!! Let’s work on this fic together please <3333

[slasherhoe87]

Good Morning Honey🥰

I hope you have a good rest of the week🖤🥺

I was wondering Dark! Stepdad Michael x f| reader where Michael has been dating your mother for months and a year he's moved in with you two he starts a relationship with you while mother goes out for work or a trip away for work and something happens, I love your blog <3

Thanks Megan, you as well 😊😉

Man, did this idea make me smirk. I'll give it my best shot - hope you'll like it!

Dark!Stepdad OG Michael Myers (set in modern day) x Fem Reader

Warnings: Cheating / Age Gap: Michael is 38 and Reader is 19

NSFW / MDNI

You looked down into the back yard through your bedroom window with utter dread. Your mom had invited a bunch of her friends and some select few family members for a Saturday afternoon bbq and you were not looking forward to mingling with them.

You knew the same questions would be fired at you, such as have you found work yet? have you met anyone special? i hope you help your mom around the house? when last have you seen your dad? Then they'll go back to ignoring you and carry on with their insipid conversations about their marriages and work life. As always. Leaving you to sit there like a stooge with no one to talk to.

You at least managed to get out of the first hour or so of the bbq by lying to your mom that you had a headache and that you just wanted to take a pill and have a bit of a sleep so that the medication could work before you join everyone for lunch. She believed you, to your own surprise, as the 'ol headache excuse was one of the oldest in the book.

Michael of course was not so lucky. He could not escape the dull chore of domestic entertainment and socializing that was a bbq this time around. Usually the moment mom mentioned the words 'friends', 'family' and 'coming over' Michael would disappear for a day or two and your mom had to make up stories as to his whereabouts.

You had a giggle to yourself as you spied Michael standing with the men around the grill, an apple cider in hand and a 'dear god please kill me now' expression on his usually stoic face.

You looked at him for a bit longer, admiring how the navy tshirt he wore stretched across his broad chest and shoulders, how his black jeans hugged his shapely thighs and ass.

You always felt guilty when you looked at and thought about Michael in any way other than platonic. The Shape of Haddonfield was your mother's boyfriend after all. Lusting after the serial killer seemed wrong for so many reasons.

But you simply couldn't help it. He was too compelling, too darkly alluring, too physically attractive. He reminded you of a jungle cat - beautiful and svelte, dexterous and strong and so very enchanting to gaze upon. But he was also deadly and dangerous, an apex predator. Death in human form - the boogeyman. And that made him all the more alluring for you. Your mom obviously felt the same, otherwise she'd have run for the hills by now.

Michael must have felt eyes on him as you jerked slightly when you again looked at his face and found him staring up and right at you. His usual blank expression was back in place but his eyes always held so much emotion that he didn't need to use any expressions.

His head tilted a bit to the left as if asking why you weren't down there suffering alongside him. You took pity on the murderous man and decided that you had hidden away in your bedroom for long enough.

Let's just get this started and over with

You looked at Michael one last time before you left your bedroom and made your way downstairs, passing a gaggle of your mom's friends who were gossiping and giggling about who-know's-what. You gave them a quick hello and a wave and rolled your eyes as you exited out of the living room's sliding door and out into the back garden.

You were immediately accosted by your two overbearing aunts with their obedient and wimpy husbands trailing after them. They of course bombarded you with the usual questions, judgement in their eyes and fake interest and sincerity dripping from their tongues. All they wanted was gossip fodder and you were glad your life was relatively boring and free of anything to gossip over.

Realizing this, your aunts quickly ended the "conversation" and stalked off to a couple of your mom's friends. You huffed and walked over to the grill, intending to save Michael from his torment.

Before you could take another step forward your mom intercepted you and blocked your view of the handsome man with the butterscotch curls and intense stormy blue eyes.

"y/n sweetie, Angela is driving me crazy with her tales of her and Peter's trip to the UK - she's expecting me back to hear about their casino trip disaster asap. God I just can't get away. Please go to the kitchen and finish making the potato salad - I just managed to cut them into cubes before she found me and dragged me away" your mom huffed and rubbed her temples.

You chuckled and nodded before gesturing to your aunts. "Try sending her and Peter to aunt Yvette and aunt Miranda - they'll keep each other busy for hours with their gossip mongering"

"Good idea!" exclaimed your mom as she pecked you on the cheek before begrudgingly trekking back to her friends Angela and Peter.

You turn back to look over at the grill and see Michael staring intently at you again. You blush and clear your throat before you walk up to the intimidating killer.

"Sorry boys but I need help in the kitchen and I'll be taking Michael along with me" you say as you gently grasp Michael's wrist.

The men barely heard you over their own boisterous laughter and storytelling with you only receiving a few half-hearted grunts and "no problems" in return.

Of course they wouldn't miss Michael, he was practically a piece of garden furniture standing beside them. Silent and still as a statue.

Michael let you drag him through the throngs of guests before the both of you stopped in the now empty kitchen with everyone else enjoying the music and sunshine outside.

"Next time you're taking me with you to wherever you disappear to when mom has one of these get-togethers, ok?" you say as you get a spoon out of the drawer and reach for the ground salt and pepper.

Naturally you were met with silence but you weren't fazed. Despite his stillness you knew he was taking in your every word and movement. Which was both comforting and disconcerting at the same time.

To your surprise Michael went to the fridge and pulled out the onions, green and red peppers, chives and mayonnaise and handed them to you before silently moving to your side again. You smiled up at him and mouthed a thanks before you began the task of dicing up the veggies to add to the potatoes.

Your concentration on your task was at level zero with how close Michael was standing next to you. His presence was larger than life, engulfing you in a sort of tangible energy that threatened to swallow you whole if you allowed it.

You felt his eyes raking over your form and your heart began thrumming wildly within your chest. Your eyes were glued to the cutting board but at this point, with the atmosphere Michael was setting you were simply working on auto pilot.

Ever so gently - which was a miracle in of itself coming from Michael - he ghosted his fingertips along your forearm, circling your elbow before moving up your bare upper arm. Goosebumps formed on your flesh, the fine hairs on your body stood to attention and your nipples hardened and pebbled beneath your sundress.

You didn't know what in the hell had gotten into Michael but your body didn't want him stop. And stop he didn't. Your nerves felt like they were set on fire as the tall man moved to stand flush behind you, both of his hands softly caressing your ribs on either side, his lips gently brushing over where your neck meets your shoulder.

You let out a small gasp, your eyes closed and you stopped cutting the veggies. This was wrong, so so wrong. You shouldn't give in to this, you should yell and push him away and march to your mom and tell her what her boyfriend just pulled in the kitchen. But you don't listen to your head. You fall into your body's desire and succumb to the ministrations Michael is performing on your flushed skin.

"Michael this is wrong" you try and tell him but your words lack conviction and are instead laced with lust. "We can't do this" you try once more but your eyes shoot open and a loud breath leaves you as Michael lowers himself to his knees, lifts the hem of your dress and drags his index finger along your cotton clothed slit.

Little jolts of electricity bounce to every nerve and cell of your body as Michael repeats the motion while his soft lips press chaste kisses against your bare bottom. You nervously look out through the empty living room and into the garden where you can see the guests drinking and chatting away, none the wiser of what's happening in the kitchen with their friend's daughter and her boyfriend.

Michael moves to sit on the kitchen floor, his back against the kitchen cabinets and his face right in line with your now dripping pussy. A wanton moan escapes you as he pulls your cotton thong down to your knees and grips your throbbing clit with his lips, giving it a deep pull, his teeth gently scraping against the sensitive flesh.

"Michael!" you gasp as your hands drop the red pepper and knife and instead grip the curls atop his head as Michael continues to caress your clit with his lips and tongue. You find yourself grinding against his face at the pleasure wracking through your heated body as Michael's large hands grip each one of your ass cheeks, firmly squeezing and massaging them.

Eventually you feel the blazing tightening deep in your core as your orgasm fast approaches. "Michael... I'm gonna..." you can't form coherent sentences with how good the serial killer's mouth is abusing your pulsing clit. Michael gives your ass cheek a firm, hard slap - his way of commanding you to cum for him.

That hard slap sent a pleasurable jolt through to your pussy which pushed you over the edge. Your hands flew to your mouth to cover your euphoric cry as the orgasm which wracked your body was the most intense you had ever felt - your own fingers had never and most likely could never bring such an orgasm about.

You panted and gripped the counter while trying to steady your breathing as you came down from your high. You looked down onto Michael who was staring back up at you. The bottom half of his face was glistening with your juices, and while his features showed no emotion, his eyes were smoldering with satisfaction and something else you couldn't identify... something dark.

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

A few weeks had passed since your and Michael's initial escapade in the kitchen and since then the two of you had been indulging in one another and simply spending more time with each other whenever you could - you of course enjoyed the carnal pleasure that Michael brought you but more than that you found you really enjoyed his company. His mere presence calmed your otherwise natural nervous disposition and you found you shared a lot of things in common such as your music, movie and even food tastes among some other things and interests. You were never the one to initiate though, you were far too shy and guilt-ridden for that.

You couldn't believe what you were doing to your mom. She loved Michael but Michael clearly didn't love her. So why was he in a relationship with her? Was it perhaps one out of convenience? A roof over his head, food, a body to keep him warm and satisfied? You could imagine his barren old childhood home didn't offer much of anything, not like your and your mom's home could.

You didn't really know how to feel about that. If that was the case then he was simply using your mom while she in return was giving her resources, time, heart and body to someone who held no true feelings for her.

With an aggravated huff you pushed those ruminations to the back of your mind, where you had been trying to keep them caged and out of sight so that the guilt didn't eat you up while you fell deep and hard into the Michael abyss - you were treading dangerous terrain with Michael and you were afraid to where it would lead to.

"You seem deep in thought y/n" you jumped, startled by your mom's voice as you sat on the sofa, with you only partially paying attention to The Last of Us showing on the tv.

"Oh! Uhm, yeah.. sorry. Just thinking about the interview yesterday. I hope I get the job" you lie nervously as you look up at your mom.

"Don't worry hun, you'll get it. That job is perfect for you, Mr. Jenkins would be a fool to let you slip through his fingers. You would be so happy in that little bookstore. Just you, your boss and a ton of books. I know you'd hate to work in a large office building with hundreds of people, bright lighting and loud constant noise like myself"

You blow out a small breath as you rake your fingers through your hair. "I don't know how you manage that, I would never be able to get any work done and I think half the time I'd just hide away in the bathroom"

Your mom chuckles and pats your head before grabbing a chocolate covered pretzel from the bowl in front of you. "By the way, I just came to let you know that I'll be leaving for a couple of days with Don. Some seminar in Seattle and he wanted me to tag along"

Your eyes narrowed as your mom carried on speaking about the business trip, though Don was more on her tongue than the actual details of the trip itself. She raved about his big house and red Porsche, and how many new business ventures he was wading into. She had stars in her eyes and a dusting of pink on her cheeks as she practically gushed about her wealthy boss and all his possessions.

You couldn't believe it. Was your mom really feeling some type of way about Don the Douchebag? You hated that guy - you'd never met anyone more smug, self-important, materialistic and pretentious as that man. You had to be wrong about this, you just had to.

Michael was 100 times more of a man than Don could ever hope to be! Sure, Michael didn't have any material possessions or financial resources but he outshone Don in all other ways.

Michael was handsome, he was strong, capable, had an indomitable will, he had an endless pool of determination and conviction. He was sure in and of himself and let nothing stand in his path. His skill as a lover was to your limited knowledge, skilled perfection. He was smart and had a subtle humour that resonated with you which often left the two of you snickering while your mom stood there not understanding the joke.

When you felt down he would sit close by you, he never spoke but his presence comforted you - he had even allowed you to hug him on occasion when you had had a rough day at school and you needed physical affection - your mom was always working of course and you were often left at home with Michael. Sometimes you'd come home to a sandwich having been made for you by him, which always softened your heart to the ruthless killer.

He wa-- you stopped your inner defense and monologue of Michael and realized you sounded just the same as your mom who was raving about Don. You paused and alarmingly wondered where all those thoughts and praises came from - and they came so quickly too.

As your inner self had spoken so vehemently about Michael a warmth had spread throughout your chest that set your heart racing. Spooked at this, you quickly shut that train of thought down and focused back on the now retreating form of your mom who was informing you that she'd be up in her bedroom packing for the business trip.

You felt eyes on you and looked to the doorway that lead to the garage. Michael stood there in his coveralls and mask, a shiver ran down your spine as those two empty black voids of the mask bored right through you. You let out a breath you didn't know you were holding when he turned around and went back into the garage.

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Michael had been a bit distant from you and scarce from the house since your mom had been away, only showing up for dinner and two lunches. You worried at this change. Did you do something to upset him? Was he angry at you for some reason?

You didn't quite understand it, but you felt hurt by his absence and distance. You shouldn't though, he's not your boyfriend - he belongs to your mom. So why is that fact starting to hurt too?

You were lying flat on your stomach on your bed doodling in your sketchbook the night before your mom was due to arrive back from the seminar. Your thoughts were everywhere except on your drawings.

These past few weeks had unlocked something within you which had perhaps been there for a long time and only now after certain events had been transpiring was it bubbling to the surface.

That something was Michael.... and your feelings for the masked killer. You knew you shouldn't feel the things you did for him - he was a serial killer, an escaped patient... or inmate? Honestly you felt he was a bit of both. He was way older than you and most importantly he was your mom's lover... not yours.

But you had crossed that line already, had you not? None of those burdensome thoughts crossed your lusty little mind when his mouth and tongue were attached to your wet little pussy, when his long dextrous fingers were inside of your tight hole or when your lips were wrapped around his lengthy, girthy cock. You had no right to bemoan your issues with Michael and your feelings when they meant so little during your desire filled hazes.

Suddenly you felt a dip in your bed from behind you. Your eyes grew wide and your heartbeat sped up. You felt a large body lean over you, caging you between their legs and arms - the white tip nose of the familiar latex mask brushed up against your cheek and down the column of your neck inhaling your scent.

Heat and moisture immediately pooled between your legs as Michael ground his groin against your ass. You could feel his hard length through his coveralls and your thin lacy panties. A small whimper escaped you as Michael moved his hand between your legs and palmed your clothed pussy. He grunted at the warm moisture which had soaked right through the thin material and now coated his calloused skin.

A startled gasp left you as Michael flipped you with ease onto your back - that expressionless sinister mask staring down at your prone form. You noticed his coveralls were stained with darkened splotches here and there and then you spied a little bit of crimson close to the left ear of his mask - he had just come back from a kill... or killings, no doubt. A sickening thrill shot through you and to your core at the thought, your breathing visibly picked up and your pussy clenched.

You should be disgusted and ashamed with yourself at the fact that his killing actually turned you on so much or at all, but as usual, as The Shape lifted your short nightie up your body and shimmied it up over your shoulders and off your head your reservations and warnings fell to the wayside.

You stared up at the killer in eager anticipation as his large, calloused hands began to roam your soft, warm body. You sighed contentedly as his fingertips gently ran down over your ribs, beneath your breasts, down the center of your belly and over your hipbones only stop atop your soft pubic mound.

Your eyes bored into the two shadowed holes of his mask, feelings you didn't understand and maybe didn't want to understand swam at the forefront of your mind as Michael worshipped your body with a sensuality and gentleness you didn't think him capable of. But should you really be shocked? Michael had been surprising you for the last 3 years by proving all the preconceived notions about him wrong. Even your mom took him at face value and never delved deeper into the man behind the mask.

You smirked not so innocently inside your mind, this was something you had of Michael that she didn't. Michael showed you and you alone the real him, the man beyond the one dimensional aspect of the serial killer, the true Michael Audrey Myers and you would savour this for as long as you could.

Michael then trailed his warm hands back up your body to your breasts, cupping them in his hands and giving them a firm squeeze before his fingers began rolling and pinching your pebbled nipples.

You mewled and squirmed at the sensation as his ministrations on your nipples sent small jolts of electricity down to your aching clit.

Michael then took his right hand and brought his fingers to your mouth, pushing his middle and index fingers past your lips for you to suckle and lave with your tongue. You stared up at him again, your half lidded eyes making contact with his own as he finger fucked your mouth. Your ears perked up as you heard the faintest of moans from behind his mask - you smirked to yourself as you found that there were few things sexier than a man who was vocal during sex, even if it were on the softer side. Not that you had been with other men to personally know and hear them moan, as you were a virgin - but you did watch porn.

Him removing his fingers from your mouth broke your chain of thought as you watched him move his hand down to your pussy where he then inserted his wet fingers into your clenching, eager hole.

You squirmed and mewled as he began pumping his long thick digits in and out of your slick pussy, his other hand was rubbing circles around your throbbing clit.

The pleasurable sensations made you tweak and pinch at your nipples which sent you over the edge. With a cry your orgasm shot through your body, your pussy spasmed and clenched around Michael's fingers, your clit pulsated and you sighed in satisfaction with your head hitting your pillow as you came down from your orgasm.

You watched lazily and contentedly as Michael removed his fingers and made to unzip his coveralls. You admired his fit form as more and more skin was revealed the lower his zipper went.

Once his coveralls had pooled below his hips and his throbbing, red tipped member was released you assumed he was after a blowjob as the two of you had not had actual sex with one another yet.

Your eyes widened when Michael brought the head of his large cock to your slick pussy and dragged it up your slit before circling it over and around your sensitive clit.

Was he planning to-- was this the night!? And with Michael Myers??

Your heartbeat sped up again and your chest visibly rose and fell. Michael looked towards you and tilted his head, seeing your sudden nervousness.

He reached for his mask and pulled it off, tossing it on the floor before returning his attention on you. His stormy blue eyes were darkened with lust yet held a softness to them that you were unused to as he gazed into your own e/c eyes.

Your breath hitched as bent forwards and placed a chaste kiss to your lips. You closed your eyes and felt his tongue slide across your bottom lip asking for entrance. You obliged and opened your mouth, allowing his tongue access. The kiss, at least from your end was sloppy and amateurish as you had never kissed anyone before this. Michael didn't seem to care as he moaned into your mouth. His bare chest was now flushed against yours, his hold on both sides of your head became firmer as the kiss deepened and became more desperate.

You raked your fingernails across his back and gasped into the kiss as you felt the tip of his cock poke at your entrance. Michael pulled away from the kiss leaving you panting and smiling up at him. Never did you ever think a kiss could be so good.

You looked down to where Michael's length was gently resting atop your pubic mound and wondered if you were ready to lose your virginity... to your mom's boyfriend.

The easy reply was yes, a thousand times yes. You wanted this so fucking badly and with nobody else but Michael. And before the other voice in your head could list all the reasons of why you shouldn't do this and why it was wrong you pushed it to the very back of your mind and smiled up at Michael once more before spreading your legs a little wider - your permission for him to continue. For the both of you to go through with this. For Michael Myers to take your virginity.

Michael dragged his nails along your hips and along your thighs before he gripped them and pushed them as wide apart as he could. The cool air hit your moist pussy causing you to whimper. Taking his cock in his hand he ran the head up your slit before rubbing small circles over your clit, you moaned and cupped your breasts. You had never wanted anything more than this before. This is feeling was so unfamiliar, so strange and yet felt so right, so good.

"Michael, please... I need you.. now" you whined as you tweaked your nipples and ran your hands down your flushed body.

Needing no more confirmation Michael aligned the head of his cock with your entrance before carefully pushing inside. You gasped and whimpered at the burning and stinging stretch, gripping Michael's forearms tightly as they rested on either side of you.

Tears welled in your eyes at the painful sensation and looking down at your now joined bodies you knew that Michael's impressive girth was not helping.

Michael began moving in and out of you at a steady pace and slow rhythm, giving you time to adjust to the new sensations.

Soon the sting and burn began to dissipate and pleasure washed over you. You moved your hips forward to meet his thrusts which had now picked up pace and strength.

"Yes Michael... harder.. faster!" you moaned louder as Michael obliged. His pace became thunderous, your hips and thighs visibly rippling as his pelvis slammed against your sweaty, heated skin again and again and again.

Your nails scratched at his back, your toes curled. You never would have thought sex could actually feel this fucking good. The stretch of Michael within you was overwhelming as the tip of his cock kissed your cervix with each deep thrust causing you to let out obscene moans of intense pleasure.

As the both of you chased your orgasms, Michael too became more vocal. His low, throaty grunts and moans sent thrills down your spine, hastening the euphoria that was fast approaching.

Michael leaned down for another desperate kiss as his fingers lavished your clit with needed attention.

The kiss broke as Michael let out a pornographic moan at his orgasm, thick ropes of warm sticky cum coated your fluttering walls and with a cry your own orgasm assaulted you at hearing Michael. Your pussy clenched and gripped his shaft, milking it of everything it had to offer.

Michael collapsed on top of you, his weight and him still sheathed inside of you comforted you in a way you didn't know you needed.

You brought your hand up and began running your fingers through his curly sandy blond hair, a content smile gracing your lips. You didn't want to speak to ruin this peaceful moment, so you closed your eyes and continued your ministrations on Michael's head as he hummed in sleepy approval.

There were so so so many things to contemplate on now and to consider going forward but as sleep began to take you, you would worry about everything tomorrow.

If only you had heard the key being slotted into the front door downstairs....

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Megan, girl, sorry lol I got carried away with this one - its way longer than I anticipated. Hope you don't mind 😄

[fresm-ay]

I wonder how the Fem!Freddies would get along with their male counterparts...

Thank you for the question! If anyone has any questions about this au, don't hesitate to ask🥰

Fem!RE!Freddy

Despite her fear of men, this one seemed calm and mostly passive, so she decided to take a chance. She is more socialized, so she made contact with RE!Freddy first. To make him more comfortable and open up faster, she would interact with him as with one of her students, this would work and they would get closer. Fem!Re!Freddy is less interested in taking care of the plants, but she will keep up the conversation with him if he starts.

She would scared of OG!Freddy, he is reminded her of her ex-husband and what she went through. She would try to pretend that she was calm and cheerful around him, but this was only so as not to provoke him. I see how she freezes in fear as soon as she sees him and stands against the nearest wall, hoping that he has more important things to do than pester her. She is ready to attack him only in an attempt to protect RE!Freddy (she may projecting her unborn son onto him), she is more likely to be defeated, but will resist until the end.

Fem!OG!Freddy

She feels superior to OG!Freddy and she demonstrates this to him in every possible way; she is not afraid to swear and fight with him. OG likes this about her. She is ready to argue and put a spoke in the wheels on every, even the most petty issue. They compete to see who can piss off their opponent the fastest. And they definitely likes to bother their remakes :)

She thinks RE! is pathetic. She likes to humiliate him just to piss of her remake. She tries to anger RE!, to awaken his anger, but he can't stand up for himself (or didn't want to?), unable to fight a woman (come on, he can't fight almost anyone!). And this makes her angry. She makes a scene: breaks dishes, breaks things. Inside RE! is glad that he angered her, he is such a bitch.

God, that was hard with all of their name. If you have an idea for Fem!Freddys names(I like the name Francis), headcanons or thoughts - I would like to hear🤭💕

I like their empty eyes :)

[leofrith]

hii so i‘m way to invested in everyone‘s baldurs gate plays. can we see your tavs? I would love to see them haha😭

YESSSSSS i will happily take any excuse to talk about my tavs. 🥰 i'm sorry this took so long. i wanted to have their Lore™ a little more set in stone before answering this, but then i proceeded to make uhhhh 2 more tavs and a durge. 🤡

i am listing my characters in the order i created them. they're all good/neutral aligned because being mean in video games makes me break out in hives. aaaaand this is going under a read more because it got really fucking long. 🥴

marqwyn stoneheart

race: human

class: eldritch knight fighter

background: soldier

romance: gale

my first tav who i adore. ❤️ i stole her name from the very first character i created for a now abandoned dnd campaign (though she's nothing like og marqwyn). she's a former flaming fist who left their service due to the corruption she witnessed there. after leaving the city she became an independent soldier for hire—but she's a terrible mercenary because she's a bleeding heart who will help people because they need it, regardless of whether they can pay her or not.

she has dragged the party into many an unnecessary brawl because her charisma is literally in the negatives. we love a girl incapable of talking herself out of Situations. she also used to have two brown eyes before deciding to get herself volo'd during a brief moment of desperation-fuelled insanity.

her backstory has changed a lot since i first made her, mostly because i didn't really have anything in mind when i started playing. 😬 i also had no fucking clue what i was doing when i first started and it certainly shows (tons of missed content, didn't take enough long rests, completely missed lae'zel for the first ~30 hours of gameplay, have done quests in an extremely questionable order, etc.).

i romanced gale with her because the wizard had me by the jugular the second he opened his mouth, and buff wife who hits things with her big sword and her squishy wizard husband who casts counterspell is something that can be so personal. that being said, i do want to rework her character and do another playthrough with her, probably romancing wyll, because her playthrough is a mess.

i will now dip into the alternate canon that lives in my brain in which my next three tavs are allowed to coexist, so just stay with me here and trust in the vision ajgjsdgf

meadow moonwillow

race: mephistopheles tiefling

class: storm sorcerer, bard of the college of lore

background: entertainer

romance: karlach (or enya in the canon that exists in my head)

i made her specifically for my karlach romance run, because best girl deserves a little sunshine to match her own. meadow was born to play gigs in dive bars, but was cursed with a natural talent for magic. 😔 she'll use it because it's useful in a fight, i guess, but she'd much rather insult people to death. if there is shit to be disturbed, she will disturb it.

her and gale are best friends, because i think having some friendly spell caster competition with his bestie who (begrudgingly) lets him teach her wizard spells would be good for his mental health. her and wyll butt heads a bit at first, mostly because meadow's way of trying to comfort people is through humor, and her attempts to make him feel better about his new devil form come off as insensitive (inspired by the way i accidentally insulted wyll at the tiefling party in my meadow playthrough by joking that i was jealous of his horns. king i swear it was meant as a compliment!! 😭). eventually they become really close, which is certainly a necessity when you're both going on a vacation to hell with no set end date.

also my choice of name for her definitely has nothing to do with the fact that i am in the middle of watching the sopranos. definitely not.

landric sparrowsong, "the wrath-bringer"

race: human

class: oath of vengeance paladin, tempest domain cleric of ilmater

background: sage

romance: gale

his backstory is probably the one i've thought about in the most detail, mostly because he's a walking tragedy and i live for that shit. 🧍🏻‍♀️

he was once a school teacher and wasn't much of a fighter at all before his little village near baldur's gate was razed to the ground and his wife and (or so he thinks 👀) daughter were killed, at which point he took up his oath of vengeance. his favourite pastimes now include self-sacrifice and violently murdering evildoers, hence the "wrath-bringer" epithet.

he has been alone—mostly by choice, because he can't lose any more loved ones if there is no one left alive that he loves—for over a decade by the time he's infected, but the forced proximity means the companions very quickly get under his skin. he's very protective of meadow especially (when they're both in the party at the same time in the universe that exists in my head) because she reminds him of his daughter.

he is god's favourite sacrificial lamb, and is consistently the first to go down in a fight (inspired by me, constantly getting him killed by taking far too long to figure out how to play a support class). naturally i paired him with gale because i think the idea of a guy finally opening his heart to the love of another after over a decade of self-imposed solitude out of fear of being hurt again, only for gale to decide to take on a suicide mission just as they're finally realizing their feelings for one another, is soooooo good and tragic. ☺️

he has a soft spot for children, but being around them makes him sad and withdrawn (for obvious reasons), something that the companions notice pretty quickly once they get to the grove and see his cold exterior totally melt around the kids there. he carries a journal which he adds to often, either little blurbs or sketches of people he meets in his travels, ever observing from afar as an outsider.

he was actually a war cleric of mystra when i first multiclassed him because the idea of this man finding solace in his goddes during the worst years of his life only for that same goddess to tell the first person he's truly loved in years that he needs to kill himself is sooooo. anyway. but i decided to change it because war domain just wasn't doing it for me and also have you seen ilmater's whole deal?

also if he bears a close resemblance to my favourite unromanceable assassin's creed npc, that's just a coincidence (lying).

enya sparrowsong

race: human

class: beast master ranger/circle of the land druid

background: urchin

romance: lae'zel (or meadow in the canon that exists in my head)

enya is landric's very alive daughter. i made her in the character creator with no intention of actually doing a playthrough as her, which is a lie i tell myself every time i open the character creator. 😔

ideally she would not even be filling the role of tav at all, but that's obviously not an option for an actual playthrough. she spent her childhood hunting and gathering in the wilds and later pickpocketing her way through the darkened alleys of baldur's gate to survive. in the version of her backstory that lives in my head, she eventually caught the attention of jaheira (by trying to rob her), who then took enya under her wing. the harpers became a family to her, and she is with them in the shadow lands when we meet them at last light in act two. also depending on my mood on any given day, enya and meadow are either bitter exes or couple of the year.

she is generally very abrasive with most people she doesn't know well (her and lae'zel are very perfect for each other), but has a soft spot for animals and orphans. she likes her solitude and it takes a lot of effort to earn her trust (there's a reason she's survived alone as long as she has) but once you do, she's ride-or-die.

she has a raven companion and her preferred wild shape is a wolf, but i've also had a lot of fun using her wolf wild shape and a wolf companion for twice the mauling in combat (and twice the torment for shadowheart—thank you sam for pointing out that she would fucking hate this 😭). i also like to think that she's been helping shadowheart get over her fear of wolves.

her relationship with her dad is deliciously complicated!!! but that's for another post.

idunn

race: high elf

class: necromancy wizard/gloom stalker ranger

background: haunted one

romance: astarion

i haven't played as her much yet, and she's my first durge so i don't really know a ton about that whole background. but her brain is currently scrambled egg and she doesn't remember her past so i figure it's fine if i don't know anything about it either.🧍🏻‍♀️

she's trying so very hard not to kill people, and making up for the lack of murder by being incredibly rude to everyone she meets [astarion approves]. i named her idunn because i like the name but also in large part because i think associating the dark urge with the norse goddess of rejuvenation and vitality is really funny.

aelius lucilius

race: drow half-elf

class: light domain cleric of selune

background: acolyte

romance: shadowheart

he's my newest tav and the one i've played the least, so i'm still working out his backstory. i honestly just really wanted to romance shadowheart as a selunite, which is working out great so far because the shar is already out of the bag and now she loudly and openly hates his fucking guts. 🤪

[chthonicgodling]

(April’s)Huevember - Day 17!

featuring: Jesse & Sæunn; Epi & Vryk!

[in which I’ve made my very own #Huevember wheel this year (that you can use too! Pls tag me I’d LOVE to see!) - unabridged version continues, including a wide array of Elysium’verse characters across the rainbow!]

Ooo another blue day and it’s!!! …omfg more Lokikids lmfao??? Teehee it’s an un-squidded Sæ making a second appearance wowow background baby is really shining this month!!, her other parent, dad Jesse & of course next to her there’s her half brother Vryk with HIS other parent Epi - NOTES

this is a choose your own context post cause I have no idea what everyone’s gossiping about here lmao. these guys were chosen today bc Sæ and Jesse are this shade of blue basically, and so are Vryk’s extremities - ears, fingies!! and then bonus Epi bc idk I love him!! yay!

I ddont draw Jesse nearly enough as I should aaHHHHH esp cause with [redacted project dwbi] I’ve been so back in time in Elysium to where Jesse was OG main main main character and now he has faded in the distance and I. Oops. But Sæ is his (and also Loki’s!!) youngest daughter so 🥹🥹

Sæ for the record was not a planned baby but it was aaaallllll fineeeeee esp since Loki had literally already had Fjöer, with Laphi - Laphi is Jesse’s very own husband so. lmfao. The couple with matching Loki spawn stays together or something

Epi, imposing daemon god of nightmares next to those two is Eury’s husband (see two days earlier!), favie love of my life foreverrrrrr 💞💞 Carefully cradling 7 yr old son Vryk who is clawing his way up his chest like daemon spawn which. well. he is kinda ffkfk

Vryk - ANOTHER OOPSIE BABY Loki have a planned child challenge - is indeed Epi & Loki’s son through a horrific pregnancy in which Vryk very literally died and. then came back to life. because he is the god of necromancy. this was TRAUMATIZING FOR ALL PARTIES OBVIOUSLY

BUT nowadays he is happy and healthy if not a little colder than normal and he. eats blood and viscera like his darling dad Epi so 🥰 like father like son we looove to see it. ooo he’s climbing!!

day 18 tomorrow and hmm u might be able to guess who’s popping up,,, Jesse, Epi & Vryk all belong to @fenixethekid ! click the link up above to see the whole Huevember wheel - feel free to use the tag AceprilHuevember if u want to play too - and my tag this year can be found here!!

[sexysilverstrider]

I too love fire emblem 🥰 no matter how messy the storylines are sometimes. I see you're playing FE:Fates rn!! that was My first FE game. Are you replaying it? Who did you marry? 🥹

because its messy its my fav 💕 and yep! im playing the og japanese version. and of course gotta marry my actual husband takumi 💕💕💕

[robbiefischer]

im very sorry in advance this is so many so plz no pressure but maybe you could do ❣️🎢🧸🐾 🥰🎲 for julian and niko?

Oh my gosh, please do not ever apologize for sending me asks about my kids (or anything, really)! I was so happy to get this and loved working on these questions, tysm! I'm sorry I took so long to finish it up.

❣️ - What are their love languages?

Julian's love languages are physical touch and quality time, as well as words of affirmation. All things he did not get much of growing up. He lives for hugs, and forehead kisses, having his hair played with, and the way Niko always wants to hold his hand and keep him close while they're in public. Do that, tell him he's good and loved, listen to him play guitar and talk about his musical influences and favorite artists and he will melt.

Niko's love languages are receiving gifts and quality time. And while it's probably not one of his main love languages, he's also really fond of physical touch. Nothing makes him feel more loved than realizing that Julian's hanging on his every word as he talks about some obscure artistic movement or the intricacies of restoring an old canvas (well, nothing except for the perfect, unexpected gift).

🎢 - Do they like amusement parks? What’s their favorite ride?

Sorry, this is probably boring but neither of them feel like amusement park people to me. I'm sure once they have their daughter that they'll enjoying watching HER enjoy amusement parks, but they wouldn't like spending time at one otherwise.

🧸 - Do they have any stuffed animals? If so, are they decorative or do they sleep with them?

Ooookay yes I love this question so much, thank you for giving me the opportunity to talk about possibly the softest idea I have ever come up with for any OC.

Niko has a very cute stuffed bunny that Julian gave him as a present before he knew that Niko is allergic to rabbits. They joke that it's the only bunny he'll ever like because it's the only one that doesn't make him want to die. It's more decorative, but not entirely. He doesn't sleep with it every single night but he does want it when he's really stressed out or not feeling well, or if Julian's been gone for a while on tour and he's lonely without his husband.

Julian has a stuffed kitty. It is the same stuffed kitty he had as a baby/young child, except it's not exactly the same kitty because his awful mother threw his out as a punishment when he was around 5 or 6 which devastated him at the time. It came up once during a conversation with Niko who was just incensed at the idea of that happening (especially since Julian tried to shrug it off and say he probably was misbehaving or something and deserved it), and he and Julian's aunt Clare (who had pictures of Julian with the OG kitty) went on a hunt for another of the same kitty on eBay and estate sales. It took about a year but they finally found one in perfection condition and surprised him with it. He definitely cried. It's very much not decorative - he sleeps with it every single night, to the point that he'll pack it in his suitcase if they go on a trip or he goes on tour with the band. If he doesn't have his kitty, he sleeps so much worse than he would with it.

🐾 - Do they have any pets?

They have four cats - Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin. Yes, I know. Sorry, I'm a slut for Tolkien and therefore, so are my favorite boys. They adopted their kitties two at a time, as bonded pairs - Frodo and Sam came first, then Merry and Pippin about a year later.

🥰 - What pet names do their partner(s) use for them? How flustered do they get by them?

Julian mostly calls Niko 'love', 'sweet pea' and Izzy (which comes from his middle name, Isidore - Julian is the only one allowed to call him that). Sometimes he'll go with angel as well, although that one's less common. Niko doesn't really get flustered by any of them, but he's *so* soft whenever Julian uses a pet name for him. He has a lot of feelings about how much he loves his husband and how lucky he is.

Niko has SO many pet names for Julian it's almost ridiculous. Sweetness and kitten are the most common (and Julian's favorites), but he also calls hm sweetheart, darling, my love, honey. If he feels like speaking French, he'll go with mon amour or mon cherí. Julian really doesn't get flustered by Niko calling him pet names either, he loves it so much, absolutely eats it up. He's never had that in a relationship before and he loves it so much. If he were a cat, he'd purr so loud every time Niko uses a pet name for him.

🎲 - Pick a random question to answer from this list.

Okay, so here's the deal. I'm combining two because answering one without the other just doesn't make sense to me.

🍳 - How well can they cook? / 🍪 - How well can they bake?

Julian is a fantastic baker, and a really good cook but baking is his one-true-love. He bakes multiple different types of bread including sourdough, cinnamon rolls (because Niko loves them), he's done his own puff pastry and croissants... if the base is any kind of flour, he can figure it out.

Niko is a really great cook, but he's not much of a baker. He could handle a batch of muffins, or a tray of a basic cookie and does when they have their daughter, Thea. But he's just not really into baking and doesn't have the patience for it, so it's not a skill he's worked on improving. Julian's just fine with that - he likes being the baker in their house.

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thank you all for the tags, friends!! @sweetxvanixlla @footprintsinthesxnd @xxluckystrike @panzershrike-pretz @blood-mocha-latte @malarkgirlypop

sorry this is so late, time is an illusion 😅

three ships: if we're going bob ships?? winnix baberoe speirton my beloveds 🥰🥰

first ship: are we talking bob or ever?? cause for bob, i mean winnix is the og, husbands, absolute married behavior. im pretty sure the first five minutes of the whole ass show is just a love confession.

if we're going ever...fuck i guess im going to out myself as being That Bitch who was on harrypotterfanfic.com in 2008 reading dramione fic. it was a dark time in my life. i have grown i promise

last song: Hey Pretty Momma by Rainbow Kitten Surprise (cause i was talking about it with @next-autopsy)

currently reading: re-reading Come In From The Cold, a Smokey-narrated coffee shop AU that's got big winter vibes!! 10/10 would recommend!!!

currently watching: rewatching bob (for research purposes...right...), eagerly awaiting the rest of this season of too many spirits, and am about to start my yearly pilgrimage of all the doctor who holiday specials!

currently up to: sitting in my office, deciding i need to get up and maybe make some food before i wither away into a small speck of dust, to be lost amongst the beetles as they make their homes for the winter

currently consuming: water, bob content, brain cells

currently craving: the ability to just...put a pause on the world for like, a week, so i can gremlin and sleep and do nothing and not have to think about the concept of responsibilities?? and not like a vacation, cause a vacation people still perceive you. i mean some molly moon shit (did anybody else read molly moon stops the world? did i make that book series up as a childhood fever dream??) where i could actually put a big old pause on the universe while i languish in peace and solitude and attempt to achieve my dream of photosynthesis

current obsessions: alton more 😎 look he's tall and he smirks and i was doomed from the start

i think most people have been tagged BUT i'll still do my due diligence just in case!! @next-autopsy @georgieluz @samwinchesterslostshoe @everything-or-anything @ronsparky @onlyyouexisthere @holdingforgeneralhugs @coco-bean-1218 @mutantmanifesto @land-sh @blvestxr