#the oyabun

[oyabuncongress]

@itschynagodiva ♥️♥️♥️

Song:Bebe by Kamal (Ft. Maître Ams)

[biscuitboba]

Thinking about the Boss Luffy Historical Special again, and idk but something about this lowkey wholesome(?) moment between 破戒僧ゾロ (depraved monk zoro) and ルフィ親分 (boss luffy) in episode 291

and on christmas eve?!! christmas always reminds me of zolu cuz, you know.. red and green

I also love how their priorities always aligned (in this case: food) even though they didn't meet at all in episode 292😭

Last but not least, lowkey namivivi crumbs in episode 292!! "おなみさんたち" (onami-san and the others) although she could have said "sanji and the others" or something, but i love that she chose nami<3

[rayshippouuchiha]

For the Oyabun!Ichigo AU:

After Kisuke manages to unseal Ichigo, the first thing he does is tuck his body away in Kisuke’s lab for safe keeping, and return to Seireitei because two of his men have passed since he took over his little but ever growing band of yakuza - one from a car accident, one from a wasting illness that didn’t react to any treatment - and Ichigo will be damned if he doesn’t take care of his people in death as he does in life. 

It takes a few days to track them both down in the outer districts of Rukongai, but enough of his senses had remained after the sealing that he knows what each and every one of his people feels like. And while they haven’t always done good things, they are good men, and every one of them has done their best to protect Karakura to their dying. 

And he knows what he needs to do.

Ichigo, showing up to Seireitei: hey

Seireitei, unaware that Ichigo had been unsealed or unalived: AAHAHAhaahahhahaHHHAHAH

Ichigo: stop screaming it’s just me

Seireitei, immediately shutting up because they’re still programmed to listen to his orders: ….

Ichigo, holding up both of his ben by their collars like misbehaving kittens: these two are mine but you can borrow them

Ichigo, to his men: listen, they kind of suck but they said they’re trying. if you see anything hinky, come get me immediately

Ichigo’s Men: we’re….dead?

Ichigo: does that look like it’s stopped me?”

And over the years the Gotei Thirteen get used to Ichigo popping up with newly deceased souls and directing them to what he feels is the appropriate Divisions. Most of them go to Kenpachi in the 11th - “He’s strong as shit, but they’re all kind of idiots and they’re bored. See if you can do something about that. Stand your ground and you’ll be fine.” - a surprising amount are directed to Unohana and the 4th - “She’s a great teacher, but the key is respect. She’ll pull out your spine to prove a point and then put it back in to make a point. You’re just a soul now; you’ll survive it and it will suck.”

Several key people are given to the 7th. Komamura is in charge of diplomacy between Seireitei and Rukongai. Ichigo has seen what the outer districts are like and he has plans. It won’t hurt to have some of the men he trusts ready and waiting for the changes he’s going to make. 

Every Captain, Lieutenant, and all of their underlings hold their collective breath the one and only time Ichigo drags - literally - one of his men to the 6th Division.

Ichigo: what’s up byakuya, rukia says we’re still on for dinner next week also i brought you this

Ichigo: *holds up his man like he’s a white boy showing off a fish he caught*

Ichigo: this is akio he is the best fucking accountant i have ever met in my life my accounts have never been cleaner he’s fucking bomb at taxes you should let him do your paperwork

Byakuya, knowing full well that Ichigo is just Like That: Rukia has mentioned the plum sake Urahara keeps on hand. Bring a bottle or two. You can leave that there. I’ll take care of it. 

Ichigo, dropping his man: cool thanks see you next week

Yes god. Once you're one of Ichigo's people you're HIS and not even death changes that. Plus, being so close to Ichigo for so long, even before Kisuke fixes him up, is absolutely going to activate and build up spiritual power in his minions.

[j0shm0]

This man's better find his confidence before the end of the season and step up to the call that he was given. 😭 😭 Seeing him at this low hurts.

[shroudkeeper]

04. prompt / off the hook

Taking time away from my schedule was something I had to comply with the orders of the oyabun; the public must see us together, regardless of whether or not she needed me to be with her or not. Deterring from my set schedule took some adjusting, especially when I handled most of the matters concerning the cargo we received from our collaborators overseas. Usually, such walks were quiet between us: I observed, offered assistance when necessary, and then returned her home before I continued my work.

Until we crossed the Garlean embassy on our way to the garden this summer afternoon. Nary a hint of rain was found in the heavens, yet a heavy cloud seemed to form above her as we proceeded closer to the ones stationed there.

Strong she may be, fighting horrific monstrosities that dare cross her path, yet mortals were monsters in their own right. I could see their gestures, the lascivious glance made at her passing, the crude remarks that followed. swiftly behind them.

Their words were not kept in a volume made for whispers; deliberately the hyur simpered in her direction, and when she did not react in the matter he wished, the word savage escaped their lips.

Lady Takahashi was to represent her clan, the grace and poise of a woman who was dignified, but words were no different than invisible blades, and I could see that it had cut into her pride from how her shoulders slackened briefly before she regained her lost composure. I started to wonder if this happened before, and how many moments such as these has she endured?

They perhaps thought little of my presence, for who would dare assault someone right before the embassy? It was asking for trouble that would involve the Sekiseigumi. Even if we had them in our pockets, this would escalate beyond the control of the oyabun.

Regardless, while they found entertainment at her expense, I burned the image of his features, every detail about his person, into memory. Our clan was not to be ridiculed, least of all one who was undeserving of such unpleasant attention.

She may let him off the hook and ignore their insulting behavior.

But she and I were two different people.

My men were in the area, and with one command, they provided me with the entire schedule of the man, whom I came to discover was named Festus. During the evenings, he would head over to the Shiokaze and drink his koban away with his compatriots.

Unfortunately, tonight.. he would not meet them.

But me instead.

Patience is something I taught her, that practicing that will grant her all she would need, and that lesson would bear fruit this day. Dressed as a Westerner, I crossed his path when he was found unattended, and under the cover of night's veil, where the lantern's glow did not grace the stone at my feet, gave him a reminder of what the definition of savage truthfully was.

His flesh bruised faster than a ripened fruit left out too long; malleable it became under the strikes of my fists with each blow to the face. He crumbled like wet origami at my feet in heaves and couldn't gather himself upright when I commanded it of him; I politely would offer my assistance by taking hold of his slender throat to raise him high enough to my gaze. There was no hiss, no curse spat at him, rather I offered a calm warning, one that I hope not to ever find a reason in repeating.

"Disrespect my betrothed again and I shall give you cause to hide your face behind that unsightly mask. Remember the face you wear currently, and who did it to you."

[facewithoutheart]

Simon Snow and the Holy Pale (bunny)

King Arthur!Simon and The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog!Baz as imagined by @oyabun-draws.

I disintegrate into a puddle of overwhelming appreciation for this commission under the break.

But first: link to commission them yourself

So excited to share this commission because I’m obsessed! Simon’s unbearable hotness… the curls peeping out of the chainmail… THE CHAINMAIL ITSELF! Like, goddamn. And the fond way he’s looking at bun!Baz 🥺😍.

Now let’s talk about the accidental star of this show: bun!Baz. LOOK AT HIS WIDDLE BLOODY FANGS! The way his paw is possessive of Simon… his grey eyes! HIS EYEBROW! I’m so in love ❤️❤️❤️

Ah! I almost forgot the rays of sunlight in the background! Love love love!

I’ve always loved @oyabun-draws’s art and it feels so special to now have this piece that commemorates one of my favorite (weird) recent fics. Not to mention the fact that they were an utter joy to work with ❤️

Brb off fantasizing about roaming the countryside with my noble attack rabbit positioned on my shoulder.

[petrichal]

You know what would be really cool? If instead of fillers, Toei would animate One Piece Gakuen or One Piece Party just like Strawhat Theater all those years ago to pad out the pacing and have it be at the end of an episode

[intcritus]

❛ just let me sleep for five more minutes. ❜ // fuyumi & seo-jun , the idea of fuyumi getting to let his guard down for a while

When did Fuyumi begin to trust him this much ? That sleep came so easily, where he can rest without twitching, fingers reaching for a weapon to defend himself ? Beneath cool cotton sheets, Fuyumi was fast asleep, curled up so cutely ( not that Seo-Jun would say such aloud ) and the Oyabun only wanted to wake him for breakfast but it seemed from the sleepy grumbles that Fuyumi was refused to leave the comfort of the bed.

It’s likely he’s beginning to let his guard down, his brain supplies helpfully and it makes his throat tighten with emotion. So yeah, he’d let the younger have several more minutes, every morning if he wanted. As long as he continued to have faith in him. Settling down on the edge of the bed, he set the tray down, sweeping a hand down Fuyumi’s back above the sheet, a sigh escaping him. He truly cherished this man, and he’d tear down anyone trying to take this from him. / @voraxiia

[hedgerlogs]

world’s first oyabun coffee merch

[goldenguillotines]

and a wip of Lammeks older bro.. that heir I was talking about a while ago.

[oyabuncongress]

If I Had Hashirama Senju’s powers.

[rayshippouuchiha]

I had a dumb idea but what if in the Oyabun AU after Ichi and kisuke have been together for years the fact that he has a "wife" is comon but wrong knowldge because the goons insist on only calling him anee-san.

So a gang from a another town decides to kidnap the Oyabun's wife only to find Kisuke and get their asses handed to them

No that's absolutely perfect

[tokiboo]

- “Where’s Ryu?” - “Ah, he doesn’t really like festivals... or people”.

[notsobeautifuldisaester]

HOLY SHIT I FOUND A TRANSLATION OF THE TETSU CHAPTER GDNDSNSBDMFS

[dcwnrisen-aa]

seo-jun goes partially blind in one eyes by the time he's forty-five, this enhances that sixth sense of his, but he definitely becomes a bit cynical and more sardonic rather than playful.

[ambivalence-and-torpor]

Oyabun: The moment your involvement become-S> meddle-S>ome.. You know what will come your way.

We're finally gonna f***?! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY! MY BODY IS READY!

Actually, jokes aside, I'm surprised you know of me~ That and you couldn't stop me if you tried~