#the pacing tho............... everything everywhere all at once etc

[vilyar]

watched the first episode of the new avatar, it was...... okay? it wasnt bad but it also wasnt what the series deserve imo :+( the pacing was a bit too fast and im also really sad about katara's performance and total lack of emotions but i keep hoping everything improves 😭😭

[shinsouskitten]

Hi, so I just read your Bakugou NSFW alphabet, and I was wondering could you do one for Karma Akabane? There's a lack of content for him on Tumblr in general compared to Bakugou and I'm THIRSTY.

ME TOO HONEY. love me some sadistic redhead moments

also sorry for this being like RLLY late 😔 i hope you're not too dehydrated

Warnings: nsfw, mdni, this one is dirty

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Okay hear me out. He’s kinda shit at aftercare. He tries, bless him, but he’s just not really a nice guy (I love the guy but c’mon). Likely the most you’ll get is half a glass of water he forgot was on his bedside table and a towel to clean yourself off. At least, that’s all you’ll get while you’re awake. Once you’re asleep he’ll clean you properly (as well as he can without waking you up) and make sure you’re lying comfortably so you don’t wake up too stiff

There’s been the occasional time when you’ve passed out from how hard you came and he’s just kinda stared at you for a moment before making sure you’re okay (and alive) then just lay there stroking your hair until you come (no pun intended) back to him

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partner’s)

He likes his hands, especially around your throat or gripping your hips like a vice as he completely ruins you. Something makes me think Karma is a neck guy, cause he can cover them with hickies that you can’t hope to hide unless you have some really good concealer. He’s a bit of a vampire

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Everywhere and anywhere. Karma loves to make a mess, and then constantly tell you how dirty you are and demand that you clean yourself up. One of his favorite moments is after he cums inside you, and warns you not to waste a single drop. If you do, oh boy, I guess he’ll just have to fill you up again

D = Dirty secret (pretty clear, a dirty secret of theirs)

Karma doesn’t really have any dirty secrets. If he wants to try something out, he’ll tell you. Really he’s shameless. He’s not gonna hide anything from you, even the darkest thoughts born from his deepest depravity

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not many people would be able to go a night with Karma, cause he can get a little intense, so before you he’s not incredibly experienced. He’s not a virgin by any means, but he hasn’t had the chance to try out most of the crazy things he wants to try. So for the most part he knows what he’s doing, but when it gets to the really fun stuff… well it’ll be a learning curve for the both of you

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Karma doesn’t really have a favorite position, simply because you never stay in one for long enough

G = Goofy (how serious are they in the moment?)

If you whine, or beg, he will laugh at you (the low chuckle 😩). This dude just really enjoys mocking you, but he’s still very serious about pleasuring you

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Tbh he doesn’t really put too much effort into grooming. Mostly he’ll just try to keep it trimmed, and occasionally he’ll shave. Don’t worry tho, even though he doesn’t groom like crazy, he still keeps everything clean

I = Intimacy (how romantic are they in the moment?)

He’s a fucking sadist. Don’t expect him to kiss your forehead and shower you with rose petals cause that’s just not Karma. This man will fuck you until you’re drooling and shaking and unable to talk with absolutely no remorse

J = Jack off (what are their views on masturbation?)

Honestly likes it a little too much. Is there such a thing as a masturbation addiction, cause if so, Karma has it. He has an incredibly high drive, and you’re not always there (or able to keep up with him) so if the dick goes up, the hand goes down

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He puts the S in BDSM

L = Location (favorite places to do the dance with no pants)

Once again, anywhere and everywhere. He’s also not shy about being caught

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going, etc)

When you talk back to him. Did someone say brat tamer?

N = No (turn offs, something they wouldn’t do)

He’ll try anything once, so don’t be shy to suggest something. This man is truly depraved, so anything you could think of, he’s thought of worse

O = Oral (do they prefer giving or receiving? how skilled are they?)

Receiving, 100% receiving. And he’s not gentle either. Get ready for a face fucking cause he will use you until he’s satisfied. If he’s going down on you, it’s because he wants to overstimulate you and see those pretty little tears run down your cheeks

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He will break your back. ‘Nuff said

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies)

Karma looooooooves quickies, especially in public. There’s something about being so needy that you just can’t wait and the thrill and risk of being caught by unsuspecting onlookers

R = Risk (how risky are they willing to be?)

He once fucked you through a midnight showing of Fifty Shades of Gray, as a demonstration that that movie knows nothing about the real good stuff (his words). Surprisingly, no one in the cinema caught on to what was happening in the back seats, and even if they heard something, they most likely ignored it as part of the film. So yeah, he’s down for some risk

S = Stamina (how long do they last? how many rounds?)

It just doesn’t stop. Like- HOW CAN ONE PERSON HAVE SO MUCH STAMINA?! TF?! If you’re not literally shaking he’s not stopping (unless you ask him too of course, he may be an ass but he’s not a completely terrible person)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them on a partner or themselves?)

Oh my. If it exists, he has it. And he’s not shy about trying toys on himself either. He’s very open to new things so it’s not uncommon that you come home to find three new boxes on the kitchen counter and Karma standing over them with a maniacal grin

U = Unfair (how much do they tease?)

Dude. It’s Karma

V = Volume (how they sound, how loud they are, etc)

A small groan here and there, but most of the volume coming from your bedroom will be your own screams. The neighbors know his name, they’ve heard it so much it’d be impossible not to. He uses a fair amount of dirty talk, but he keeps most of his own sounds quiet. He wants to hear your voice, not his own

W = Wild card (a random headcanon)

Now cause it’s not technically a dirty secret I left this one until now. One time he had a dream where you topped him and he woke up harder than he’s ever been in his life. He’s way too proud to ever admit wanting to see you take the lead, but if you surprise him and steal the reins, he may just protest a little less

X = X-ray (let’s have a looksee in those pants)

Mini Karma stands tall at a good 7 inches. He’s slightly leaner than average, but there’s a slight curve that has him drilling into your sweet spot with each and every thrust

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

You know Mt Everest? Yeah? Keep going up

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

With his stamina levels it’s highly unlikely he’d fall asleep before you. There’s been the occasional time when you’ve passed out from how hard you came and he’s just kinda stared at you for a moment before making sure you’re still alive

[orange-waterfalls]

I Call This One: Bold & Brash!

The egos x artist! gn! reader

ty @pokemonpunqueen for the request!

A/N: I’ve decided that I’m gonna write for the egos when I can’t think of anything else or I need practice writing lmao. I mean I was doing that before? But I didn’t know it? listen it’s fine it’ll be fine but FOR NOW I thiiiink I’m gonna take requests. Just a few. I’ll stop when I think it gets too much. This is exactly what it says. I focused on like drawing/painting for “artist”, with some references to animation thrown in there. I did Darkiplier, Wilford, Yancy, Illinois, Google, Eric, and a Host thrown in there bc I love him and I miss him

Word count is 1.5k

Enjoy

Egos x artist!reader

Darkiplier

He’ll want to commission art from you

He makes comments about how Mark is a narcissist but also he’s a narcissist.

Oh look, Dark’s asking you for another picture. What does he want? He wants you to draw him? Again? For the fifth time this fucking month? Wonderful.

He likes looking at how you make art of him, be it stylistic or realistic

He will hang them up all over the fucking house so pace yourself

He’s fine if you draw anybody else

Except Mark. Never Mark. How can he tell, you ask? No fucking clue, but he does

Gets a bit worried that you won’t make enough money to live comfortably

Just because not everyone needs a fucking MANSION-

Will always buy things for you if you ask

Likes to be able to support your job or hobby

Sugar daddy? I mean maybe

Makes sure you eat, sleep, drink water, survive--

Leaves snacks for you at your desk for when you don’t want a meal.

Carries you to bed if you fall asleep at a desk

Recommends you wear comfy clothes at all times so you can fall asleep wherever

A bit of an enabler, he’s doing his best tho

If you take commissions don’t be surprised if he threatens to kill someone when they don’t pay or are rude to you

He loves you, that’s all

Wilford

Fucking elated

Draw him!!! Please!!!! Please draw him!!!!! He has coin!!!!! He can pay!!!!!

Ecstatic if you actually draw him like he’ll giggle for an hour straight just looking

Secretly commissions more art from you

So also sugar daddy

It’s always something so obvious so you know it’s him anyways

He likes bright colors and eyestrain for some reason

If you make that, he just. Stares at it. Unblinking. You have to snap him out of it (im not projecting what do you mean)

Gets extremely worried about you not taking care of yourself

Gets someone to fucking babysit you when he’s gone so you take care of yourself

When you get greatly offended by this he settles for texting you reminders

And when you ignore those he texts more

Don’t be surprised if you get spammed by several people and an alarm starts to play from somewhere in the house

You’re gonna be healthy whether you like it or not, asshole

Drags you to bed aggressively

He WILL NOT drug your food with melatonin because that’s illegal. B U T-

He’s a little confused, but he got the spirit

Will advertise your art to anyone and everyone and also on his show and threatens the audience with a gun

AGAIN, a little confused. he just wuvs u so much 

Yancy

I mean technically he’s kind of an artist too so he appreciates your skill and creativity

He’s very nosy and likes to look over your shoulder while you work

If you don’t like him doing that, he still does it, just more secretively

Likes to work in the same room as you. 

That is if you don’t mind constant singing or tap dancing in the background

He shows off your art to anyone and everyone and gets mad if they don’t immediately say it’s fantastic

May or may not have stabbed someone over it, you’ll never know

If you show him something you’re working on, he’ll show you something he’s working on in return

The law of equivalent exchange

You tell him you can make MONEY from things like art and dancing and he goes apeshit he gets so fucking excited

If you’re like an animator and offer to animate his dancing he might actually cry

He’ll deny it constantly every day until he dies

If you make things traditionally he hangs them on the wall Everywhere

You might run out of room

By which i mean you will run out of room as soon as possible

Will never tell you a drawing is bad ever unless it’s like Really Bad which it never will be in his eyes

He loves anything and everything you do u are so precious

You have a permanent support system within the man

Google

Used to see art as pointless

Then comprehended the chemical release it causes in the brain and thought that was fine

Then saw you get really mad with something you were working on and got confused again?

If art no make good chemical, why art?

He still doesn’t understand, but that’s ok

You tried to get him to make something once

He just. Kinda. Made a buncha ones and zeroes

You still framed it and hung in on the wall and he got embarrassed

If he could blush, he would

If you draw him he looks like he doesn’t care but it’s at that point he decides he would die for you

Primary objective: answer questions as quickly as possible. Secondary objective: make u happy. Tertiary objective is to destroy mankind

If you draw bing that will disappear IMMEDIATELY you have BETRAYED him

If you ask for a color palette recommendation he Always says the google colors. Always.

You might’ve thought he was going for an rgby type of thing. But then you realize.

He is in charge of your financing. He will tell you the most efficient ways to make money as an artist and you follow then

He is also in charge of making sure you FUCKING EAT A MEAL

“But isn’t an objective to destroy mankind?” shut up he’s not happy about it either

Despite his best efforts he loves you and that ain’t gonna change

Illinois

Doesn’t fully understand

He needs to be outside at all times and cannot stay in one place

And you’re like??? Required to stay still???? For prolonged amounts of time????? Disgusting. Anyway, whatcha workin’ on?

He might ask you to try and teach him

If you do try he gives up almost immediately

Sometimes you just get so into it that you forget to do basic things and he gets upset

(i.e. eating, sleeping, living, etc.)

He gets worried about you

He is a hypocrite bc he does the same

He will drag you to bed, motherfucker

Honestly he might lock your shit somewhere until you fucking take care of yourself. it’s like a hostage situation god

“Where the fuck did you put it” “I have no clue what you mean. I might know if you eat your dinner, though”

Asshole (affectionate)

Sometimes you like make faces when you try to draw a person and it’s hilarious and cute to him

He looks at your drawings the moment you walk away but acts like he doesn’t care

He cares a lot

Will support you no matter what but will also tell you without hesitation if he thinks something looks shit

Listen he’s out of line but he’s right

Eric

Loves you a lot and will support anything and everything you choose to do or make

Drawing? Awesome! Painting? Wonderful! Animation? Superb!

He often wants to buy you supplies or something but he does not know what anything is

Fuck is a chalk pencil???? What are gel pens vs normal pens?????? Watercolor????? What the fuck are you saying??????????

Will subtly drop hints that you could,,,, draw him,,,,, maybe,,,,, if u wanna 

And by subtly I mean he starts to ask and then starts crying

If you draw him he will cry again he loves u so much 

If he ever were to get a tattoo it’d be something u drew. Nothing else is as important to him at the moment

He enjoys photography and film, and likes to try and bond with you over artistic things

I mean. Some things overlap.

You could talk about a single drawing for hours and he’d listen intently the whole time

Don’t ask him for feedback, it’s always some version of “it’s perfect and I love you”

Even if he hates it

Which,,,,, he might hate it sometimes

He’s not a good reviewer. 2/10, very biased

He likes to take photos when you’re in the zone

If you tell him to delete them he will

While secretly making one his home screen

Host

Hey, he gets it

He writes, he understands the hyperfocus

Sometimes he wouldn’t move from his chair for a day because he was busy writing a script

That being said, you probably have to be the one to get him to take care of himself

Or you have to take turns

Otherwise you’re both gonna fucking die

He asks you to describe your art to him and tries to picture it.

He’ll tell you if he thinks it probably looks good or bad

You shouldn’t take it to heart because he can’t see it

He is a bastard sometimes

“Well, what do you think?” “I think it looks fantastic” “Thanks, babe” “...” “... you think you’re fucking funny, don’t you”

He asks if you can draw him sometimes

No, he won’t see it, but he’ll appreciate the sentiment if you do

He will ask for your opinion on his scripts sometimes

If you say it’s bad he gets really defensive

You work in the same room a lot of the time and forget the other is there

One of you has to preemptively order food or like set a timer so you can goddamn Survive

You’ll be fine

[canonicallyincorrect]

Haikyu Headcanons

Confessions!

Featuring: Iwaizumi Hajime and Oikawa Tooru

Warnings: N/A

A/N: Hey besties! Been a bit since the last post but school is almost done so be prepared for more headcanons soon!

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IWAIZUMI HAJIME

you are the same year in high school and manage the aoba johsai volleyball club

you are great friends with the group of four (oikawa, iwa, matsun and makki) and spend a lot of time with them

like a lot: lunches, practices, walking to and from school together, classes, etc.

Iwa and yourself are in the same class and often spend breaks in between practice sets going over homework

you start to catch some feelings after two years, and the other three can see that both of you are dancing around it

you never catch the way his face heats up, or how he starts to rub the back of his neck nervously when you get a little too close

one day makki and matsun confront you about it in a private group chat, and you tell them all about it

they won't ever let you live down how you started to talk about how cute he is when he's angry

they start to hype you up knowing full well that Iwa feels the same

at the same time oikawa teases iwa, even going as far as saying that he might just have to snatch you up if he takes too long

that went over great

anyways, you finally build up enough courage to write Iwa a love letter

you made sure everything was pristine: making sure it wouldn't crease in your backpack and folding the papers just right

right before practice was about to start for the day, makki and matsun give you a little push and a thumbs up as you make your way over to Iwa

he's by himself in the storage room, getting the ball carts ready and you step in

with two hands, you extend the letter in his direction

there's nothing written on the front of it, and you can see Iwa deflate

it makes you panic big time

he takes it with one hand and mutters out "i'll give it to Oikawa later"

before it fully sets in what he said, he pushes past you onto the court

"wait!" you quickly grab his shoulder and now all eyes are on you two

he stops his movements and looks confused

"it's for you, idiot"

you look a little hurt, but it goes away quickly once you see his entire face turn beet red

makki and matsun start to laugh their asses off while oikawa just says "i told you guys" not knowing they pushed you to do it

iwa ended up reading the letter right after practice, and you walked home hand in hand :)

OIKAWA TOORU

(this is so long smh)

You guys were friends in hs, being the volleyball manager, and were a part of the third year group of friends

Iwa, Oikawa and yourself all decided to attend the same college but you all lived in different apartments

you all owned a key to each others places tho

ANYWAYS, Tooru didn’t know how to feel about anything (i.e. his feelings for you) and decided to be a total fuckboy his first year and had a FWB

He ended up ditching on a lot of your guys’ hang outs, and both Hajme and yourself got upset

Sometime during your first year you let it slip to Iwa that you had a big fat crush on Oikawa, but he promised he wouldn’t intervene

You rarely saw Tooru at this point, and you would cry in Hajime’s arms on some nights

Second year rolls around and Iwa knows you’re getting tired of waiting, and he can see you switch from sad to frustrated and angry

Oikawa’s still kind of fucking around until Hajme demands to talk to him

Scared out of his mind, they meet up and Iwa warns him that he’s going to start losing people in his life if he doesn’t fix his attitude and figure things out

In the moment, tooru doesn’t react, but when he gets home he thinks about it more

He calls off the FWB thing and tells himself he’s going to be a better friend and figure out how to properly confess to you

It’s been a couple weeks since than and the three of you decide to hang out

Iwa tells you that he thinks tooru is really changing for the better, and it really gets your hopes up. That things will be normal again

Welp…. Tooru cancels 20 minutes after he was supposed to meet up with the two of you at Iwa’s place and you feel an unbridled rage crawl out from your stomach

It comes out in tears and screaming as Iwa holds you tight, wanting to rip Oikawa a new one

Suddenly you whip out your phone and proceed in writing a text to Oikawa

It reads: “I’m so fucking tired Tooru. I’m done with these games and I’m done with you.”

Or something along those lines.

Iwa sees what you’re doing and tries to get you to think before you hit send, but it’s too late and you grab your belongings and leave the apartment

Iwa is stunned - you’ve never really been one to act on emotions or lash out and it takes him a few minutes to realize what’s happening

The only thing that breaks him from his trance is his phone buzzing with a call from Oikawa

On the line, his voice is shaky and he’s panicking about the text, asking where you are and what’s going on.

Iwa’s pissed and tells him how bad he fucked up, possibly for the last time, as he describes the events to his best friend

He also says that he doesn’t know where you are, and you won’t respond to his texts

Without a moment of hesitation, Tooru grabs his car keys and goes to check all of your usual spots: Your apartment, the school library, your favorite coffee shop, the gymnasium, the bench in the middle of campus that you’ve dubbed “your bench”

But you’re not there

You’re not at any of those spots and Oikawa keeps checking in with Hajme, who is continuously calling you and guarding your apartment just in case

Nothing

Not for an hour or two

Until, oikawa’s just driving around when he sees you walking down a street.

You don’t have any earbuds in and it's obvious you’ve been out in the cold, crying for a while

“Y/N!” he shouts from the car, slowing it to match your pace, but you ignore him, wishing he would just drive away

He begs you to get into the car

You ignore him

This goes on for a few minutes before he throws his car into park, in the middle of the street and you give in as he’s taking off his seat belt

Silently, you hop into the car, placing the buckle around your waist and stare out of the window

He wants to say something so bad be he knows it’s not the time and he starts to drive you home

Hajime sits on the staircase, looking up when he hears a car door shut. You walk to the front door, avoiding both of their gazes as you place the key into the lock

“Hey…” Iwa places a hand on your shoulder, but you yank it away and shoot him a glare. The door slams in his face right as Tooru walks up next to him, silent tears stream down his face.

Iwa lets Tooru drive him home, and they sit together in his living room all night talking about what happened. Hajime doesn’t chew him out about it, because he can tell Oikawa is sorry from the violent tears that rip through him the second he’s in a safe space.

“How do I fix this?”

“I don’t know…”

A few days pass, and neither has heard from you

Concern bubbles in the pits of their stomachs, but Iwa decides he should go check first

With a small knock, he announces that he’s coming in and unlocks your front door.

The apartment is a mess, trash everywhere, dishes piled in and next to the sink and you: sitting under a pile of blankets, eyes red and swollen.

His heart sinks and you cry harder once you see his frown deepen.

You both hug for some time, Iwa staying silent until you’re ready to talk.

That never happens, but he helps clean your apartment and orders some healthy food for the two of you.

He knows that you’ve turned off your phone and you only leave the house for school and work since you haven’t responded to anyone

Over the next week and a half, he comes by every few days to check in, clean, and drop off some groceries

You look a little worse every time he does

And he tells Oikawa, who’s drowning in guilt

Maybe if he had just confessed at high school graduation like he said he would, this wouldn’t have happened…..

The updates from Iwa made him happy that you were still alive, but tore him apart because of what he did to you

Two weeks after that night, he decided that he’d had enough, and heads over to your house

He knocks and enters without saying anything, and the same sight that greeted Hajme greets him

It’s just messier and your eyes had sunken in, with dark bags hanging underneath them

You were lying on the couch, covered in blankets and crying, which causes him to start crying

You turn to face who entered (you assumed it was Iwa) but a scowl makes its way onto your face once you realize who it is

Tooru sobs harder, slowly making his way to the couch and sitting on the opposite end, not daring to touch you.

Your voice is gruff and scratchy, asking him what he wants and he just cries even harder

A few minutes pass as he calms down, then he explains everything

How he’s been in love with you since high school, how he planned to confess but chickened out, how he didn’t know what to do about his emotions and instead ran away, how he found comfort in other people, how he thought the best thing for you would be to leave him

He rambles on for a long time, but his thoughts only cause confusion for you

“I can’t trust you until you prove it to me, Oikawa”

“I know, but I’ll make it up to you. I promise”

“Don’t make promises - prove it.”

The night ends with silent agreements and affirmations that things will be better.

He leaves for the night, kissing the back of your hand before leaving

For the first time in weeks you checked your phone and caught up with everything, and Hajime was happy that you were back

When you returned from school, your apartment was cleaned and there was food in the fridge. A single rose sat on the countertop with a little note: “I’ve always loved your smile”

The next day, you return from a shift at work, and another rose had been added to the vase, a different note sat on the counter: “You always know exactly what to say”

This continues on for weeks

Roses being added to the vase, and a note written on them.

Hang outs had resumed between the three of you, albeit a little awkward, but it was nice to see everyone back together.

You confront Tooru after 3 weeks of nonstop roses and tell him that you’re ready to move forward with him.

The smile he gave you that day is unforgettable, and he tells you to take the next saturday off

He spends the whole day with you

He sneaks into your apartment early and makes you breakfast in bed

You spend the morning talking and watching tv

Then he takes you out for shopping and lunch, with a little walk in the park since it’s so nice outside

Later that evening you return back to your apartment, and a pillow fort, decorated with fairy lights and blankets sat facing the television

(thank you Iwa-chan!)

You spend the rest of the night snacking and talking while one of Tooru’s awful alien documentaries plays in the background.

He kisses you when you’re cuddling up next to each other, and you pull him in for so many more after that

The two of you fall asleep in the fort in one another's arms

How's that for a first date?

[leejeongz]

nsfw a-z BX (cix)

🔅requested by: @bruisedbananas thanks 👀a whole lot👀 for requesting this hehe🔅

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

super fucking snuggly and happy. he takes great care when cleaning everywhere not to neglect you too, so he often innocently showers with you (even if it’s annoying that you can’t both get water at the same time) and takes the sheets off the bed when you’re doing your night routine. he thinks sharing water is a romantic activity (in a jokey but also not jokey kind of way) so that’s always a thing too.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

on you, he likes your jawline and ears (is this just me being hopeful?) did you guys see that dance video thingy where he went straight for seunghun’s ear to kiss it 👀🤚🏼. this man loveeessss kissing and biting your ears and seeing the effect it has on you.

on him, he loves his eyes/eyebrows. they’re so expressive and let you know EXACTLY what he wants. he might get a little shy telling you, but he knows that you know just from looking into his eyes. he loves that they have that effect on everyone xo.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

anything that will make a mess. doesn’t really want to finish inside you unless you fully agree to it and you’ve spoken about it. he feels it’s much safer and a lot more satisfying to cum on your face or on your back. he likes that way it looks, when he looks at it, it’s a reminder of how he felt and usually makes him wanna go for another round straight after.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he prefers getting head to actual vaginal or anal sex. not that he’s selfish, he will always pleasure you. he just prefers the way it feels, the way you look, the eye contact brings him closer to the edge than eye contact during “actual” sex. god he just loves wet sloppy head and fucking your pretty little face until you ✨cry✨.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

i think he’s had 1 or 2 partners but he’s not all that experienced. like he maybe did it once with each one. but he receives head every week because he can- he knows what to do when you suck him off lol.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

he likes doggy but nothing will ever, EVER beat good old missionary. he likes “accidentally” leaving his chain on and watching it hit you as he fucks you. wow he’s so kind. in this position, he can also give you as much attention as you wish and has easy access to all of you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

i wouldn’t say humorous but definitely smiley. he loves you, he loves doing naughty things with you, he loves making you his, of course he’s gonna be happy.

when he’s in one of his super horny moods though… an expression change is very unlikely, let alone a positive, happy, smiley one.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

tends to just leave it and just go natural. sometimes he’ll shave completely but he doesn’t really like it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

it depends entirely on his mood. most sex is sloppy and sleepy but romantic and soft, with lots of praise and “i love you”s thrown around.

some sex is distant, with very little care for romance or softness. this is quite rare, but when it happens it’s very intense and unforgettable.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

probably does this quite frequently to relieve stress and just idk escape? usually does it at night when everyone else is asleep because he can get a little 🤫groany🤫 but like… in a good way.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

bdsm- knife play- i explained this a little more in the “risk” part but he lovesss the vulnerability this creates. the trust you’ve given him to do this makes him feel more connected to you romantically too. i mention this in the “volume” part but he likes to say nothing during knife play, behaving a little crazy just for your fantasy.

praise (giving)- when he’s in one of his soft moods, he loves to tell you how good you’re making him feel. his favourite thing to tell you is “there’s no one better at x than you”. he wants to make you feel like it’s all worth it and that he’s never going to leave you because you’re so good (but not in a manipulative way, like he’s serious about it).

gagging 👅- he gets off to you gagging on his dick because it really brings it home that he’s THAT big. he also likes makes you suck on his fingers, especially while he’s fucking you, so sometimes they accidentally (on purpose) go a little too far down and would you look at that, you’re gagging again.

maybe also daddy kink 👉🏼👈🏼 but he doesn’t wanna be basic so he never lets on.

urophilia- ok don’t hate me bc i wrote this (bc we do not kink shame in this house) but i do think 😳 he’d be more than down for showering you in his piss. of course this has to be something you’re into and comes into play only when you’ve discussed it a whole bunch and when you’re both in the mood to do it. he’s not just gonna piss on you for funsies.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

at the dorms in his shared ;) room. maybe you’ll get caught, maybe you won’t 🤷🏻‍♀️. he likes both of you being comfortable too so somewhere like his bed is preferable (he won’t use their beds tho that’s not his style)

also likes public toilets but only clean ones lol bc dirty ones can really dampen the mood. restaurant toilets 👀👀 after you’ve put your hand on his crotch 👀👀 after HE put his hand on your thigh when he knew you were horny even before you left the house 👀👀

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

pretty much everything. you could do something completely innocent and he’d be like “what are you doing? are you doing that on purpose?” and ur like no i’m just ?? washing the dishes. but he’s too turned on by this point to care about your response anyway. most likely in these instances, if you’re not up for it, he can contain himself or takes it elsewhere to deal with it alone

when you lick your lips or bite them… that’s the thing that gets him going the most. in that moment, he just wants to feel your lips wrapped around him until he busts all over your face.

he also gets really turned on when you laugh and smile at him but he’s yet to work out if that’s a sexual thing or not

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

i said he likes gagging you with his dick and his fingers but he would never take is as far as making you throw up. a real big turn off, even if he’s never experienced it he knows he doesn’t like it. of course he’d help clean up if it did happen (if he could stomach it) but he’d never do it on purpose and all sexual activity would stop there for the time being.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

as i said before he likes nothing more than being sucked off. he likes putting his hand under your chin or the back of your head and forcing your head down further. he’s quite verbal when his dick is getting sucked but he’s sick of telling you to look at him so he makes you look at him by putting his hands on either side of your head and tilting it up occasionally.

his skills with his tongue are no fucking joke. he could be down there for just 30 seconds sometimes and you’ve already cum over his face. it makes him super happy when you get giggly and excited when he goes to eat you out.

he understands that some people don’t really like to receive, so he’ll only do it if you want him to, but after he’s finished you’ll be wanting him to go back down on you again and again.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

i think he would be quite sloppy ngl. so he doesn’t really have a set pace, just a happy medium for himself. he can get quite rough when he’s not tired, especially when he’s about to cum.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he likes the risk factor of a quickie in say public toilets for example, but the quickie itself doesn’t really do much for him. unless of course, you’ve teased him enough to only last those few minutes (but the teasing is more likely to be the other way around wink wink)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

with the right person, yes. he doesn’t want you to feel obligated to accept whatever he wants to do so he doesn’t experiment that much, but he’d like to. i think he’d like to bring bdsm into the bedroom but only if you’re 100% okay with it.

talking to eve makes me think he likes knives YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME?! like he’d love to show you the blunt knife, blindfold you, and then gently drag it across your skin. of course this would take a lot of practice to perfect but he thinks it would be worth it for you if you get stimulated by knives.

he kinda likes the idea of getting caught too. like if it actually happened he’d probably be mortified but the possibility of one of the other members walking in on him fucking you ugh he loves it. kinda thinks he could teach people how to fuck you right if they ever caught you too but is NOT prepared for that to happen lmao. also not prepared to share you either :)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

2 rounds. he gets turned on thinking back on what just happened and wants it again almost immediately. byounggon sex god me thinks. like no other man hehe.

although he doesn’t last too long the second time. his stamina is probably cut by 5 minutes and there is far less foreplay involved.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

not really a fan of toys. would much rather see you get off to him and him alone. i lowkey think he would get jealous if you used a toy lol. would go to the extent of hiding all your toys and acting oblivious when you couldn’t find them. “oh well, i’ll guess you’ll just have to use this instead”

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

a whole lot. A WHOLE LOT. and he realises it. like i said, his eyes do all the talking, even if he is teasing you, you know what’s about to happen anyway. he’s probably gonna toy with you and tease you even before foreplay, just so you beg for even the slightest touch. he’s got you wrapped around his little finger, but it’s only fair since you have him wrapped around your little finger.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

he’s actually not too loud, except for when he cums. at that point, he’s groaning and almost whimpering. sometimes he does it as a warning to make you stop sucking his dick because he doesn’t wanna drag your head away when your mouth feels so good.

during intense sessions, he’s silent during sex. both you and him agree that it adds to this “crazy guy” persona that he takes on and it stimulates you both a lot. you being the only one moaning can make you feel a little insecure, a little vulnerable, and it’s something you both enjoy in the moment.

for less intense sessions, he will sprinkle a little bit of dirty talk and praise because ur doing good and he wants you to know that he likes what you’re doing.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

he leaned down a little, his length naturally coming out of your mouth.

“kiss me” he growled. you sat up a little, lips meeting his for the nth time that night. he pulled away abruptly and replaced his lips with his dick once again.

“open” he pried your mouth open with the tip and looked down at you in admiration. “how much are you gonna take this time?” he asked, smirking.

“all of it” you managed to muffle out.

you felt his hand come to your chin, firmly grabbing it and forcing your head down further. he always tells you he’s going to be gentle, but the only gentle thing you can feel in his thumb stroking your cheek absentmindedly. you’re afraid to mention it in case it stops.

“i’d like to see you try” he responded between subtle groans.

you’d been trying for a few minutes, yet you could only take half, and by now he could see it wasn’t working, time for a new method. he pulled away from your mouth and hinted that you should lie on the bed, which you did so immediately.

“turn over” he demanded “and have your head over this side” you patted the edge of the bed. you lay on your back, head dangling over the side, waiting for him.

“you might cry” he warned, before attempting to put the entirety of his dick down your throat. you gagged and he backed away, pleased with himself.

“again” he warned, repeating the action. “you’re taking my cock so well”. he’d done it, you’d taken it all, multiple times. he quickened his pace, your throat already feeling sore.

soon, he completely forgot about warning you, you were too dazed to register it anyway. there was spit all over your face, all over the bed surrounding you, all over him, who was a few seconds away from cumming. he managed to pull away from your mouth in time, releasing his cum all over your naked upper half.

“look at the mess here” he groaned “you’re such a naughty little girl” he said while making his way around the bed, getting ready to give you the best treatment you’d ever receive.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

👀 okay so first of all he’s in cix soooo we all know that they’re ALL blessed.

i think he’d be just a little over average length but girthy as FUCK. he likes using the phrase “stretch you out” because he knows his dick is phat lol.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

when he’s with you, his brain doesn’t immediately go to sex, but he is constantly horny (like most people let’s be real). he’s down to do it when ever you are, it’s less about when he wants it and more about when he can have it (do u get me i feel like that was v broad lol)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he REALLY wants to stay awake and cuddle with you but he’s tired. like super tired. as soon as his head hits the pillow he’s out like a light.

i'd just like to clarify that i think he can switch between hard dom and soft dom, that’s why there’s not one real heavy focus in this (not that there always has to be roles anyway ofc). but either way he’s definitely a dom and he’s almost always one for dom/sub sex (wth is the phrase for that omfg)

[morimallow]

Hi hiiii. This is my first time requesting but... would you mind writing Kita's NSFW Alphabet? MY MAN DESERVES THE HYPE ;) Thank youuuu <3

I didn't proof read this so feel free to correct any of my mistakes.

I'm so sorry I didn't make this GN, it's so hard to go into detail. 😥

NSFW Alphabet (Kita Shinsuke)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

King of aftercare. This guy won't leave you unattended. He'll draw a nice warm bath for you. If he's feeling it, he'd take a bath with you. Gives you a body massage, which usually leads to another set of rounds, when he was extra rough that day. Will whisper that you did good taking him in, you won't even know if he's praising you or teasing you. Every thing he does for aftercare just makes you wanna have sex with him all over again.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his arms and back because that's where you usually hook on for support which also means he likes you marking him. He wouldn't even care if someone saw your scratch marks, he's low-key showing you off. He likes the way you grip on him like he's your only source of strength. He doesn't have a favorite part of your body though because that's all you. It's all his, you're all his. Why would he want a favorite? He loves every inch of your body and makes sure they receive equal attention.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This guy wears condoms. Cleanliness. To avoid unwanted pregnancy. Cum? Straight to the condom. Sometimes when he's close, he'd pull out his dick, remove the condom and cum on you while his fingers do wonders to your hole. He does it raw with you sometimes ─ either you insisted on doing it and after asking if you’re sure many times, he’d comply or if he’s extra horny and he’s sure you’re on a safe day and on your pills.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

His left ear is extra sensitive and he likes it when you nibble on it and suck on the area behind it. He doesn't know you've figured it out, he just thinks it's your favorite spot to suck on.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

At first, since he solely relied on knowledge on paper and sites, he tested those out and it came out bad. He used to read sex articles and stuff found on the internet. He’s intelligent enough to know vaginas don’t smell like roses and taste like sweet candy as they described them to be. He then started to listen to the twins’ conversations and eventually got caught up in those said conversations. You won’t change my mind that they exchange sex tips and tricks. Kita came to be their master or something. His dick kind of makes up for his lack of techniques and such during sex but still! He pleasures you. He does his absolute best to make you feel good. He asks you if you want him to go deeper, if you want him to thrust harder. He'd probably do anything and everything you want him to do as long as you're pleased.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Side fuck because he doesn't skip leg day. /j

Yes, side fuck — second to missionary. The side fuck but not really…? God, I hate this, I don’t know what it’s called. Basically, he’s on his side and you’re lying on your back. The first time he did you in this position, he had leg cramps and it was extremely painful but he enjoys this position nevertheless. He likes that you’re so close to his body, that he can see how your hole devours his cock, and of course, your lips are so close to him he can just turn your moans into heavy breaths in his mouth. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He takes everything seriously and, of course, this isn’t an exception. Okay, so, his grannyma tells him someone's always watching but he stopped caring. He doesn't get nervous about things he does regularly, on a daily basis. But y'all don't have sex daily (who does tho?), so he's kinda nervous and giddy (he doesn’t show it). His top priority is to make you feel good always. He’d usually whisper to your ear some lines that go like, “you’re squeezing me so tight, I won’t go anywhere, I’m all yours, baby” without knowing this turns you on so fucking much.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Having black and white pubes would be weird so I'm saying it's black.. and thick. The aesthetic kind of thick (LOL, WHAT?). Okay, he's clean. He doesn't shave it fully but trims it every month because he knows the benefits of keeping your pubes. Neat guy, neat privates.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Kita showers you with compliments and words of assurance but it always comes out as dirty talk? He’d say you’re so good ─ that he wants to come inside you so bad because you’re just begging for him to do so with how you squeeze him so tight. But then again, the way he whispers those three words turns you on more than any other thing he had said. His hands never leave your body. He doesn't seem like the possessive type but he want you to remember his touches.. and only his. He won't grip the sheets or the headboard whenever he pounds into you. He places his hands on your cheeks, neck, your waist. He pulls you close and moans in your mouth as he comes. Always.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Believe me, he doesn’t jack off that often. It’s not because of what his granny says that someone’s always watching him but because he knows you’d come to him and you’d come for him. When you’re far away from each other, he can’t help but miss you and your touch and that’s where his trusty right hand comes into play. He always calls you when he jacks off. If you’re not available, he’d leave a voicemail so just be careful not listening to it in public.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Praise kink but reverse? LMAO, is this a thing? He likes it when he praises someone during sex, he likes the mewls coming out of your mouth whenever he calls you a good girl.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He likes to do it on the bed because a.) you’re both comfortable and b.) unlimited sex positions. He likes the way you grip on the bedsheets, the way your heels dig onto the mattress, how he can feel your warmth everywhere. The bathroom is another thing. He likes the coldness of it and the only source of heat is each other’s body, he likes the way you make lewd faces when he fucks you in front of the bathroom mirror, when he eats you out while sitting on the toilet and how intimate you get under the running water.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He gets harder even more that it hurts not to come inside your cunt when you try your best to not let out moans because his granny might hear you next door so he asks you if you if he can and you’d nod your head frantically because the way his cock throbs inside you as he comes makes you think that your hole was made for him.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He kind of likes spanking you but caning is just a no-go.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Did you expect this? He prefers giving. I mean, come on, he solely relied on porn clips which are far from real sex and his performance was just a little below average before so he likes to think that giving the best oral to his current partner is an apology to what his previous partner/s had/have suffered but this doesn’t mean he thinks of someone else during sex. It’s just that… Fuck it, that’s it. He prefers giving.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

This depends on the mood and occasion. I mean, I personally think people have the other side hidden in their deepest desires, they just didn’t find the person to be with yet but in you and Kita’s case, you communicate very well. You want him to go hard and fast? He’d say okay. You want to be slow and sensual? He’d start off with a sweet and passionate kiss.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He thinks it’s convenient and risky but hot. You guys don’t do this often though because what’s worse than getting horny in public and Kita locking you in a cubicle to calm yourself down because he suspected this would just be a wholesome date? But you have sex every once in a while, in their backyard garden and that was wonderful.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He doesn’t usually ride with you whenever you suggest something in the sexual aspect because he sticks to what he knows and he only believes that certain things are possible when a witness or trusted articles support the claims. You’d think he just doesn’t want to do things with you but he’s actually considering your likes and dislikes. He, for sure, knows what you’d like and dislike because he closely keeps an eye on you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go for two to four rounds in average. How long it lasts usually depends on you because he knows he can handle himself well, thrusting into you nonstop.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t like toys and doesn’t understand why it doesn’t make him feel things like how they described it to be in the articles he had read before when you guys tried toys but you insisted in giving him a cock ring just in case he wants to wait for you to call back when he masturbates.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Kita usually doesn’t tease you although he’s already kind of teasing you when he compliments you during sex but he does once in a while. He’d delay your orgasm as much as he can control himself not to ram into you faster and harder when he knows your horniness is out of the meter and whenever he senses you want some kind of teasing. How he knows when you’re like that? He says that’s his sixth sense.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Kita Shinsuke never fails to let out a loud moan when he comes, it’s literally the best thing you heard from him. It’s hot and deep just like how his dick is inside you. If he was going rough, you’d probably hear more of those moans, every spurt of cum from his dick makes him emit more of his beautiful sound.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He sleeps naked. Send tweet.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

His dick is so pink and pretty ─ the best shades of nude and rose, I’m not even kidding. He takes care of his body so much and you both take care of his dick. A six-inch dick is good enough, no? his biceps are everything, arms so strong he can fuck you standing for a long time.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive is on the average level. He’d have sex with you if you want to, you’d have sex with him if he wants to because somehow, your desires always match so it’s like your minds are saying you want to have sex… at the same time.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

As the king of aftercare, he only sleeps when you're taken care of already, when you're neatly tucked against him. Letting his lips curve into a smile, he can only then go to sleep.

M. List

[peachyunjinnie]

Seo Changbin A-Z

chan  minho  changbin  hyunjin jisung  felix  seungmin

masterlist   making out with changbin

ugh this gif gives me weak knees

pairing ➛ seo changbin x female reader

genre ➛ a - z list.

warnings ➛ mention of kinks

synopsis ➛  this is an alphabetical list of smut themes, from aftercare to kinks everything is covered in this post.

word count ➛ 1.3k

author’s note ➛ finally, it’s up !! i hope it’s good and i hope u enjoy it !

A: Aftercare

Changbin is such a sweetheart at aftercare :’( he would take care of your soreness or would just watch a movie with you until you two would fall asleep. He would have you in his tight grip and hug you to death, he just really loves you and the way you feel around his arms. 

B: Body

On himself: He loves his arms, like duh. This mans biceps is probably bigger than my whole head. He is just really proud of what he achieved in the gym and likes to show it off to you. And see your look when he is wearing tight pants and exposes the thiccness of them thighs.

On his S/O: Homeboy just loves your thighs, like how perky and juicy they are. How thicc and just the way they look in pants or exposed in dresses or skirts. Thighs are his weakness.

C: Cum

Okay, hear me out. Changbin loves to cum on your thighs, he would just love how your soft thighs would be covered in his white seeds. BUT them tiddies tho, like he doesn’t really have any preference but your thighs or your boobs, one of these it’s gonna be.

D: Dirty Secret

He jerked off in your moms house, at a sleep over. He is sooo ashamed of it and couldn’t look you in the eyes, for some days. He just needed to relief himself and after feeling the adrenaline rushing up and down his body, he just did it and had so many regrets.

E: Experience

He joined JYP at the age of 17 so he for sure had his first kiss and even maybe a girlfriend and even some oral experiences but that’s pretty much it. 

F: Favorite Position

d o g g y s t y l e. He just is overwhelmed with the amount of access and options he has to show off his dominance. Pull your hair, spank you, choke you, grip on your hips hardly etc. the options are endless. 

G: Goofy

He is serious and wants you to be serious. But sometimes a laugh or two escapes the two of you, usually when he doesn’t fit in or when you two hear someone coming.

H: Hair

He keeps it down but not completely gone and has a little happy trail when there aren’t any promotions where he has to show his abs. Our boy is trimmed but not gone.

I: Intimacy

He has a wide spectrum of his kind of intimacies. Rough and degrading intimate or fluffy and praising intimate. He just lets his emotions play for itself, if he is frustrated or just not in a very good mood he can get super rough but when the day was absolutely amazing he will treat you with hours of eating you out.

J: Jack Off

He jacks off maybe 5 times a week. He is not particularly needy but he does it to relief stress and pressure, if you know what I mean. 

K: Kink

Degradation : Giving

Praise : Giving Receiving

Dominance : Giving

Edging : Giving  Receiving

Overstimulation : Giving

Slight BDSM : Giving

Breath Play : Giving

Oral : Giving Receiving

L: Location

If you two are comfortable with it, he is up for anything. Everywhere, but with both sides stating that they are okay with it. It may seem sexy and everything to just do it and not ‘ruin’ the moment, but for Changbin it’s really important for him that he knows that you are 100% okay with it.

M: Motivation

Just the way your voice sounds. How high pitched and squeaky it can get compared to his deeper and very masculine voice. He can really get a boner if he hears your high moans.

N: NO

No other people. Sharing is really a big big no-no for him. He wants you for all himself and you got him all for yourself. He does not want anyone to be involved in you two’s sex life and is a jealous type. So no threesomes.

O: Oral

He may not be very experienced but boy he knows what he is doing and what he needs to do to hear those moans. He flicks and licks everything and the right spots.  

He loves a good blowjob. He much rather wants to satisfy you but sometimes you get the best of him and just do him a little favor. To be honest, your skills sometimes gets him harder than hard. He is still surprised to see his dick just disappearing into that small mouth.

P: Pace

like said in Intimacy it depends on how he is feeling:

If he: feels soft he can make you feel like the queen you are, just super slow and make you feel every single inch of him inside of you and just give you everything you need.

Or

If he:feels frustrated he can go to a pace where the sound of flesh and skin clapping against each other could be heard from a radius of 2 km. Keeping you restless for the whole night.

Q: Quickie

He is not a big fan of it but as I said he is such a hardworking person that he most of the time doesn’t have time for real sex.

R: Risk

He could really go anywhere with your consent. But of course it would have to be at least a little safe but he would enjoy the risk, very much tho.

S: Stamina

He would get 2 rounds done with full on everything from foreplay until you two cum, but after the 3rd round he would really get tired and would just want to cuddle.

T: Toy

Probably nothing, he is very much skilled to keep you more than satisfied but maybe a little mini vibrator after hearing about overstimulation for the first time. He tried it out with you and as you saw it was on the kink list. 

U: Unfair

He doesn’t really tease you or he doesn’t actively or purposely does it. But when you tease him a little too much, well let’s say he will get some kind of way of getting you to not tease him.

V: Volume

He really is a groaner and with his low and raspy voice...girl. When he is close he quickly stops and gets silent for a bit but then the grunts come and he just let’s it all out. He would notice that you loved the sounds and lean down to grunt into your ear, driving you insane.

W: Wild Card

He LOVES stoking, they are so cute and he saw you once in them on Halloween as you cosplayed as misaki  from kaichou wa maid-sama. he had the biggest boner and had to hide it until you two were alone. since then he didn’t see you in those again and is kinda scared to ask you to wear stockings, cause it could be weird for you or something.

X: X-Ray

The way this man walks just screams, big dick energy. He just in general screams big dick energy. Like, he has a good 6-7 inches. 

Y: Yearning

He is needy but acts like he isn’t. he tries to hide it or just ignore the urge of snatching you and just getting his needs out. he waits until you two are alone to just get it on.

Z: ZZZ

Tired. Just tired after the aftercare. Cuddles and kisses, but about 15 mins later he would be g o n e.

[heyyylittlemo]

I'm bored so i will ask everyone this weird question:

Where's my Mo's at?

Yeah cuz I know some of ya be Tsundere af!

You're lowkey a cat at heart and whose friends are lowkey afraid of insulting you!! You'll say the exact opposite of what you really feel most times. You aren't always honest, and you can come across as not liking people you honestly admire. You don't feel its necessary to compliment others. In fact, the more you like someone, the more you'll probably call them names because you don't know how to handle your true emotions!

You're a bit of a gold digger--a parasite--taking advantage of others' willingness to please your hard nature with a bet--you're very competitive and find delight in others squirming to impress you! You make it a struggle because you're entertained by being chased. You gotta secure that bag tho, right? You'll come close with the sound of a nice bell. Cat needs that meow mix--and you're pretty obvious about it. Really though, the chase is just an excuse for you to run away and not admit that you're taken away by it all!

You're quite independent and tell yourself you can get by fine. You hate to bother others and hate to be bothered. But you do see the value in others' though it might take awhile and a lot of time for it to develop. You've closed yourself off because you've been hurt before. Before anyone was your friend, it's likely you were not on great terms at the start just because you're difficult. You're very cautious and overtime people see through your weaknesses and come to understand why you are the way you are.

You're that one in the relationship who carries. Y'all are some responsible ass people with 0 chill! You just want things to be done right and at your pace. You'll fall in love with the one who has the most perservance, patience, and nagging to make it out with you at the other side--someone who will understand your depth because they too have things that follow them. You need to be consoled and pursued like hell and without that insurance, it's hard for you to believe anyone's soft feelings for you because you feel you don't actually deserve it, even after everything. But once that person does break you out of your cage, you're actually very sweet and caring. Leave it to you to make sure they have everything they need, even when it disservices you.

Leave it to that one annoying person you can't stand to be the one you can't get outta your head--just admit the tension turns you on!!

You'll die before you admit it though, because they get on your last nerve and it would hurt your pride to admit it.

Even tho you seem like you don't care you've just learned to be careful and would break down at the slightest trigger--it feels good to be comforted.

😻😻😻😻😻😻

Where's my He Tian's at?

Because some of y'all be frisky!

You're somewhat of a instigator--lighthearted like a child--with a tail between your legs. Sometimes it's wagging like a happy-go-lucky puppy idiot out of love and other times it's dangling with mischief.

You love teasing others and looking for a reaction. Life's too boring without a little excitement. You want a challenge. Your friends think you're too much but respect you for your reputation!

You'll fall in love with the one person who won't be fascinated by your charm--who'll question you. It doesn't even insult or faze you, but drives you crazy! It makes you do stupid things to impress them.

You're quite shameless--whether your horny, in love, hungry, hurt, sad, etc. You wear your heart on your sleeve. But you also hide away because you know there's deeper things haunting you behind your façade.

Even though many people claim to know you, few really see you and you're truly quite lonely. You'll do anything to share your life with the one who really puts up with every side of yourself.

😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

Where's my Jian Yi's at?

Because some of y'all are silly!

You're a very kind person whose always getting themselves dragged into some mess! You mean well even if things don't add up! You're very curious and see the best in people. Others tend to doubt you and see you as immature, but you hold a self-awareness most don't!

You love someone whose going to put up with your shenanigans and straighten you out. You think of the world as your play ground and find fun everywhere!

You'll fall in love with your best friend because they know you like the back of your hand! You value the history behind you guys' story. No one else can compare or relate which makes them important to you! You're interwoven closely with the one you like. You're very demi, but sexual too! You desire them so much that you can't help yourself!

Even if they judge you, they mean well and you apperciate someone whose realistic and calm-natured and nurturing. You've learned so much from them and have become dependent on their impact on your daily life.

Both of you share the same feelings and it never has to be stated because the proof is in the pudding. You're fine without labels, and your love is the most natural flow!

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Where's my Zhan Zheng Xi's at?

Because some of y'all don't play around!

You're a very realistic person whose not afraid to say what you mean. You're also not easy to open up and you don't bend to the needs of others often. Because of this, not many can get close to you. Even if it seems like you're just around to criticize and get everything done on your terms, you still hold your closest friends and family in mind and never once let them down! You'll go through great lengths for them and have a great patience. You're really caring deep down!

In reality, you're very attached and even clingy to the person you love--you can get pretty jealous!! You're very proud of your connection and hate to see anything stand in the way of it. You can worry and become restless about them at times!

You seem to always be around them even if you're going to tell them a thing or two about how they can improve themselves. You're absolutely in love with train wrecks! The goofy people! The helpless idiots! You'll take care of them because you've got big brother energy that cannot be denied. You need someone the opposite of you--bright and cherry--and it attracts you! Someone whose going to keep you at your toes and whirl you around into nonesene--because even if you act cool and collected, you're hiding your excitement!

You're very responsible and hard to crack. But with the right person, you become undone and display yourself in ways you hate to be seen like! You can't believe you want to kiss them, cuddle, wipe their mouth, and take them down the aisle, but they drive you crazy! You'll never once say it to them directly, but without words, you'll make sure they know just how much they mean to your life.

So which one do you resonate with most? RB or reply and let me know lol.

[trvelyans-archive]

i don’t even have anything to say actually. i was expecting to make a review post about tlou2 but there’s really nothing to say.

however i will repeat my past posts anyway because we all love suffering and dr uckmann likes making us suffer

things i liked:

dina !!! jesse !!! lev !!! yara !!! tommy before he was like That !!! jj !!!

exploration was fun besides seattle day 1 (bars) which was, personally, a huge slog on ellie’s behalf

rlly cool location design (aquarium, wlf stadium, jackson)

the rat king fight was actually super fun

LOVE LOVE LOVE the design for the building bridges with lev and abby it was one of the best parts of the game

i actually liked the abby ellie theatre fight (but i liked the david fight and feel like comparing ellie and david is a heretic comparison)

b o a t i n g

accessibility options !!! super cool !!!

the silenced gun you get in the resort chapter

all the collectible notes - that stuff is always rlly cool to me, i love it

the design for some of the buildings ! the cafes, the hotel w abby and lev, the salons, the bike shop, etc... all rlly cool and just. idk. dynamic and realistic

abby’s crossbow................ so incredibly sexy

how they showed off abby’s fear of heights... very cool !!! also several tims i went “you can do it abs” when trying to make her cross the bridge and then immediately didn’t like myself for it xx LKSJDFLK

rain sounds :) says my asmr-loving ass

good graphics !!! very pretty at times !!!

dina and jesse and lev and yara and tommy :) oh an alice ! a queen :’)

the flashbacks w ellie and joel !!! the museum flashback was very cool !!!

things i did not like

ellie’s seattle day 1, esp the open world area - i felt so disconnected and bored the whole time

ellie calling dina a burden.... i don’t think she would literally ever do that no matter how betrayed she felt by dina surprising her with the pregnancy thing

jesse getting shot in the face incredibly quickly and then not having him mentioned a single time after that ? ellie writes about him in her journal, like, once

playing as abby before jackson... felt very weird ??? idk why it just felt so so unnecessary 

tommy being very ooc ??? like ??? weirdly so ??? breaking up with maria 

killing dogs :) did not like that at all bc animal death is incredibly upsetting for me 

hey neil could you have put in more characters getting hanged or hung from posts ????? could you really ???

abby’s completely inconsistent writing

lev being deadnamed and misgendered SO MUCH - why couldn’t they call him apostate instead ??? 

the excessive and graphic violence, especially in the abby/ellie fight at the end and the boss fight with the scar at the end of haven - did not wanna watching abby stab that man in the face 3-4 times and having him spurt blood everywhere

giving yara such a shitty death where lev didn’t even get to say goodbye.......... even though he lost his mom like 30 minutes earlier............... wig

making marlene sympathetic in salt lake city and having abby’s dad coerce her into otherwise, which makes joel shooting her point blank in the head at the end of the first game even worse (especially bc he’s a white man and she’s a woc) because it’s obvious that she wasn’t entirely convinced and could have been swayed relatively easily

the abby and ellie fight. wig. it was so terrible watching these two incredibly weak and vulnerable women fight completely bloodied and soaked with water and grunting with pain/exertion the whole time. it’s like a 4 minute scene in which abby bites ellie’s fingers off and ellie sinks a knife into abby’s chest and then we watch abby’s face as ellie attempts to drown her. THAT above everything else in the game feels like murder

again, so many people getting hanged or being strung up, which makes me very very upset if that thing about neil druckmann liking horror bc he saw a video of a lynching once is true, can’t stop thinking about that post,

a homophobe yelling at ellie and dina for no reason........ couldn’t he have called ellie lazy or something like ????? they did not need to be called a slur ?????

maria forcing ellie to talk to the man who called her a slur for no reason and the man not even really apologizing for it (probably bc he didn’t want to lol....... but that’s just my opinion)

the scars and rattlers feeling unnecessary and shoe-horned in - again i don’t play a zombie game for the final bosses to all be human and so i can be told that “humans are the real bad guys” over and over again

HOW HAVE I NOT MENTIONED THE ABBY AND OWEN SEX SCENE ALREADY. H. HUH ???????? WHO WANTED THAT !!!!

neil druckmann wanted joel to say “sarah” when he died LMAO THAT MAKES ME WANNA DIE

once again getting the best gun in the game in the final 20 minutes for no reason ? i actually don’t understand why they do that

their respective seattle day 1/2/3 not being one after the other instead of all in a row, which made the story feel choppy and didn’t rlly flow smoothly - obvs we all knew where it was going, but having a back-and-forth would have been good for pacing because i completely forgot about ellie and the literal plot of the game after 1 day with abby

abby’s entire seattle day 1/2/3 having nothing to do with the main plot literally at all, her sudden liking of lev felt completely inconsistent to her character and everything about her

joel’s death being humiliatingly pathetic, for literally no reason

the abby/ellie theatre fight in which ellie is the bad guy and you play that fight the same way you play the fight with a cannibal rapist in the first game 

abby going after the man who killed her dad even tho everyone kills someone’s family member every day in this world to survive so why should joel specifically be demonized for that as if abby didn’t kill a single person who wasn’t an orphan and an only child

the guitar minigame was cool but like. i wanna know how much time they spent developing that bc it was not very necessary

obviously all the lying in the trailers

and like. a lot of other things i will probs remember and add to this list in the morning. anyway if i play this game again it will just be for abby’s seattle parts which are in no way related to or about the first game or first half of the second game in any way shape or form. OKAY NOW I’M DONE I PROMISE

[jacobseedz]

Curious Encounter

summary: After a tough day you take a walk, however you never thought you’d cross roads with the King himself.  pairings: Thranduil x fem!elf!reader word count: 1,5k 

a/n requested by @anilynsworld :). Although I’m not a good writer, I tried my best. The start may be a lil bit boring, so my apologies for that, and I just hope you like it! :) PS: this is unedited! sorry for errors etc, english is not my first language! ;] maybe I’ll do part two to this tho??? 

When the last customer left your little shop you let out a deep sigh, whipping the back of your hand over your pale forehead. This day drenched every ounce of energy from you. You've had enough of everything. 

You still remember the faces of old elleths and ellons pestering you the whole day, never once showing their gratitude, but making a big fuss out of anything. A long walk into the woods would instantly calm your nerves.

Shaking of the dust of off your green trousers, you walked out of the shop, turning the 'open' sign to 'closed'. 

The day didn't seem to come to an end, as the suns light streaks shone through the thick branches of the Woodland realm.

Wherever you turned there was joy, from small childrens laughter to stone-faced guards standing on the streets cracking a smile upon seeing a small elleth, extending her hand with a tulip towards one of them.

You saw a young elleth, maybe even older than you, with an also young ellon kissing her cheek and holding hands. You felt a pang in your heart, but carried on.

Suddenly you felt so lonely, with seeing so much love was around you, but never directed at you. Not bothering to look back, you went straight forward towards the great gate.

The guards were reluctant of letting everyone out, but they knew you from your regular treks. They simply nodded at you when you promised to stay near. Grumbling a 'have a nice day', you quickly scurried off.

Barely ten minutes passed before you stood in front of a beautiful pond, with ducks, swans and wild animals drinking from it. Various plants and flowers surrounded the whole place, leaving you in awe. Everything looked so magical.

Before you could take another step towards a pretty, wooden bench, a furred monster dropped down from a branch, right in front of you.

Panic took over your body, a frightening scream ripping itself out of your body. 

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"Get out" he growled. The servant instantly ran out of the Kings chambers.

Thranduil picked up his goblet, throwing it at the white wall, red wine splashing everywhere, making his blood boil even more.

"Bring someone to clean this mess up." he roared, slamming the doors harshly on his way out. Two guards hot on his heals.

Today was one of his worst days.

He wanted to strangle his whole council for complete idiocy and incompetence. Not only did they send the wrong letter to Lord Elrond, they forgot about the upcoming festival and don't have anything prepared.

Also, his seas-master wasn't finished with his new robe, which completely angered Thranduil. He really disliked wearing the same robes.

Upon nearing the stables, a young stable-boy walked rather quickly, trying to align to the Kings Elk's fast pace. The beast straightened itself proudly in front of their master and friend, nearly pulling off the poor ellons arm.

The boy left without mustering a word, afraid of the Kings hard glare sent his way. Seconds later the guards black stallions were brought to them.

Mounting the Elk, he sped off without waiting for the guards, knowing they were right behind him. 

When they were a little bit further away from the Kingdom, they slowed, relaxing to the sounds of nature. All he could hear were cracking branches and singing birds. Finally peace, and no complaints from everyone. 

Suddenly he heard a panicked scream somewhere near them. Speeding up the Elk, he galloped through bushes and thick branches till he saw the source of the sound.

The Kings swiftly slid down the Elk's back, drawing out his sharp sword. He instantly found himself in front of the young elleth, shielding her from the creatures claws. It hissed, sharpening its fangs, saliva dropping from its mouth. Seems like Thranduil interrupted his lunch break, too bad.  

Soon his two guards joined him, awaiting their Kings orders. Thranduil signaled to attack the beast from its sides.  A screeching noise left the spiders mouth, its body going limp, as soon as Thranduil's sword pierced its head.

“Chen hedithon min noer o Orodruin!” the blonde elf gritted out. 

Panting softly he turned, looking down at the short h/c elleth.

"My lady, are you hurt?" he asked, training his worried eyes to your mesmerizing ones.

"N-no, I'm... I... thank you." you finally whispered, head bowing.

Gentle fingers touched you, lifting your chin up. "Are you certain? You've quite frightened us with that scream." he smiled.

Your eyes were glued to his. You exhaled, finally seeing how close you two were. Noses almost touching. 

"I'm alive, thanks to you and your guards, that's all what matters." you said, shyly.

Thranduil's face graced a fond smile. You looked almost like an angel with the most adorable shyness, he'd never admit it, but something pulled him towards you, like an invisible magnet.

He extended his arm, asking, "May I my lady?" You nodded, taking it, big doe eyes looking up at him.

A loud puff made you turn around.

"Oh... he's gorgeous." you said dreamily, eyes trained on the magnificent Elk.

"What's his name, if I may ask, my King."

"That, my dear lady is Beren. One of the boldest elk's I've ever had the privilege of riding." he finished, amused at your behavior.

He bent down to your pointy ear, whispering, "And It's Thranduil, my lady." You kept a shudder from running down your spine.

"O-okay, my apologies, Ki-...Thranduil."

"Ah, there's no need to apologize, though I'd be honored to at least learn your name, beautiful one."A deep, red blush covered your creamy cheeks.

Exhaling, you met Thranduil's piercing, blue eyes, whispering your name, still feeling a little bit shy fromhis penetrating gaze on you.

"What an amazing name, for a stunning creature as yourself" he complimented, heart beating fastly just seeing you blush. He quite liked teasing you, it only made you look cuter.

Muttering a quiet thank you, you moved on to the Elk, slowly putting your hand out, signaling to him that you mean no harm, meanwhile turning your head towards Thranduil, seeking his approval.

"He's friendly, don't fear him, beautiful one."

Choosing to believe the King of Mirkwood, you slowly neared the beast which took a step forward.

"I-I've never seen a giant Elk like him, nor have I touched one." you confessed, nuzzling into the animals soft fur, inhaling it's scent.

Not only did Beren squish your face in his neck, he gave you small licks in return for your kind treating.

"Would you mind a ride, my lady. I'm sure my friend here wouldn't mind." he smirked at your full of wonder expression. 

"Yes, please!" you nearly shouted, quickly covering your mouth and blushing even more.

The King only laughed, your odd personality somehow entranced his closed one. He felt as he was still in his younger years. Not that he minded.

He quickly mounted the massive beast, soon stretching his hand, pulling you up in front of him. Unsteadily you grabbed the front of the saddle, feeling big, warm hands wrapping themselves around you.

"Tell me, beautiful one, what were you doing, wandering like that in the forest?" a shiver went down your spine, upon hearing his soothing voice directly in your ear.

"I wouldn't want to burden you with my thoughts." you dismissed.

He rested his chin on your shoulder.

"Believe me, Hiril vuin, you couldn't burden me with anything you'd say, even if you'd try to."

None of you could stop talking after that. Thranduil asked you personal questions, which you happily replied to, asking him the same in return.

His guards were high on alert, but otherwise pleased with their Kings happy mood.

You forgot about your whole day, actually enjoying your newfound friends company. Even Beren purred lightly, when you scratched him behind his ears.

"Would you like to accompany me to dinner? It would please me to get to know you much better." The King questioned, playing with your silky hair.

"Of course, I'd love that." you turned your head. Your lips accidentally touched, at which you quickly turned, blushing like a tomato. You heard Thranduil chuckle behind you, his chest brushing your back.

Hours and hours later you found yourself in front of your small house with the blonde elf holding your hand to his face, kissing your knuckles.

"I'd thank that spider for frightening you. Thanks to him, I've found you, the most beautiful, young maiden the world could've seen." he cupped your cheek, searching your eyes.

"You're too kind, my King." he looked at you sternly, "However, I'm glad it was you who found me just in time." Time seemed to pause for the both of you.

Suddenly you felt warm lips on your pink ones. Melting into Thranduils touch, you deepened the kiss, craving much more.

"When will I see you again?" you asked when he finally broke away.

"Soon, my beautiful lady, soon." once again he planted his lips on yours.

Forcing yourself this time to break apart, you opened the front door, grinning at the King.

"Goodnight, dear y/n, dream of me, as I will of you." he smiled warmly.

You only nodded and waved at the guards, not expecting them to do anything, but to your surprise they cracked a small smile.

Beren being the intelligent beast he was, bowed at you, puffing air out of his chest.

Closing the door, you slid down to the floor, various thoughts flying through your mind.

Well, you surely didn't expect to fall in love with the King of The Woodland Realm himself, much or less for him to even return your feelings. 

 What an odd world, you though. An odd world indeed....

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translations according to google sourcesXD; 

Chen hedithon min noer o Orodruin! - I’m going to hurl you into the fires of Mt. Doom!

Hiril Vuin - My (beloved) lady.

Elleth, Ellon - Female Elf, Male Elf. 

[stachestachestache]

My dear wine baby, bless us with sweetness after all this filth. Sweet Seb.

Sorry about the filth wine mom… here’s some soft, sweet seb for ya @keldachick

some soft nsfw under the cut:

this cuddly bear of a man is super attentive to your needs in the bedroom and is the ultimate gentleman in all respects… his main goal is to make sure you have the best time that you can have, which generally means multiple orgasms throughout the night… but i got a feeling when he’s in a soft mood, he goes in slow, like its all in the build up and he sets up a nice vibe ya know? like he goes the whole nine yards… fluffy robes, bath bomb and soaking in the tub, rose petals on the bed, candles etc.

and so i gotta feeling round one starts in the tub and is just ya’ll relaxing and getting all soft from soaking in the tub with his hands just running up and down any patch of skin he can reach as he’s sitting behind you and of course eventually those sneaky fingers of his find their way to the apex of your thighs (did i really just write that…) and of course he’s only using one hand and those fingers are just slowly circling your clit and he refuses to go any faster, telling you to be patient, and i bet when you ask him to pick up the pace he answers with some philosophical bullshit like “it’s all about the journey, baby” anyway, once he gets both hands involved, you’re done for. like they’re moving simultaneously – one is slowly thrusting three fingers in and out of you as the other continues the clit circling… that’s orgasm numero uno

so of course ya both gotta take this show to the bedroom and this dude is rock hard and ready to go but he’s in no rush but since he’s already gotten you off once, he knows he can dock his boat in your awaiting port (i am a master of the metaphor)… i feel like before he does that tho, he’s gonna canvas your body with his mouth, like that tongue is everywhere and on everything just tasting your skin and your body straight out of the tub cuz everything is a little sweet and he just loves the sounds that you make as he licks his way up from your ankles, stopping for a quick swipe at your slit before painting patterns on your tummy up to your tits and boy does he love those tits… its just this fun game for him to see how the different ways he sucks and licks will elicit different reactions from you… its just soft little sucks and tugs at first and he builds up to stronger force and he just alternates and every once in a while, a little bit of teeth come in for a nibble to add some texture to the experiences and the entire time his hands are clasped to yours just holding you close till he decides his fingers should make another appearance in your pussy cuz why the hell not? its already a slip n slide down there from the first go around and the number he’s pulling on your now very sensitive tits… and that is how you end up at the two count on the orgasm board

well the third one is when he finally dicks ya down cuz like his fingers are magic but there’s just no substitute for the d-stick and so he docks his boat and idk i imagine sweet seb likes holding you really close, like its just really intimate and he’s kissing you and staring into your eyes and like being louder than usual as he moans right into your mouth so you know how good you make him feel or peppers kisses just all over your face or idk just mutters and pants that he loves you and holds ya tight… damn that sounds so nice rn…

[heartofsnark]

NSFW Alphabet: Tsuneko (Custom MC)

Note: So, finals is upon me and instead of working on things that will drastically impact my future, I’ve spent three days writing this and making moodboards. I’ve been encouraged by @otomemonogatari who’s mention never seems to fucking work, cause this is a hellsite. I’ve already posted a shit edit and a moodboard of my mc, so here’s more garbage. 

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

She’s super giggly, affectionate, and happy after sex. In general, she’s smiling and just soaking in the after glow. It’s almost like she’s cum drunk or high, she’s just smiling big and giggling as she catches her breath. She’ll be giving small pecks as she settles in to cuddles or as she’s giving after care if she was domming. She’ll want to cuddle and be affectionate, but she’s useless at talking or anything post sex. She just wants to cuddle up and pass out after. Also, she’ll be starving in the morning and eat a huge breakfast. Get her off in the morning and she’ll eat everything within a five mile radius

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On her partner, she loves hands. She’s very petite and every partner she’s had has been bigger, with bigger hands. She wants their hands everywhere. Gropes her ass, tits, finger her, she likes sucking on fingers. She likes doing that hand thing where you compare hand size. Hand holding is also weird for her, cause she’ll be a little turned on, it’s not so innocent with her

She likes her breasts. She’d never admit it, but she’s really happy with her chest. She’s roughly a d or a dd, but with a smaller rib cage measurement (she’s petite and curvy), so her chest suits her frame and they’re full and soft while still being pretty perky. She has freckles across her chest and peachy pink nipples. Her tits are just a sight. Someone should probably be touching and looking at them, all of the time.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

She likes facials and being cummed on in general, something about it feels kind of dirty and shameful. She’s never been creampied, but she does like the idea and if she’s ever with a partner she trusts enough to do it, she’d love to try it out. 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

She has more wet dreams than she’d care to admit. She either has nightmares, wet dreams, or something that mixes the two. She doesn’t always cum in them, but waking up to soaked panties is a norm for her. She’s pretty embarrassed about it, she hates sharing a bed with people because of this.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

She’s had two past partners; both kind of complicated on and off type deals. She’s had sex fairly often in each relationship, she definitely has gotten comfortable with what she enjoys and how to please her partner. 

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Any position where she’s off the ground, her partner lifting her is nice. Both of her past partners were significantly taller than her, most people are. There’s something really exciting about feeling so powerless and not even being able to put her feet on the ground; like she’s just being used. The first time her girlfriend lifted her up and ate her out, she thought she died and went to heaven.

LACE: http://sexpositions.club/positions/231.html

BUTTERFLY: http://sexpositions.club/positions/58.html

SEESAW: http://sexpositions.club/positions/96.html

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

She’s not goofy, so much as relaxed. She tends to be a serious and anxious person, if she’s having sex with someone it means she trusts them and can actually relax around them to some degree. For her sex is meant to be something fun, if she’s not relaxed and comfortable with a person, she can’t do it. She’s doesn’t make jokes or anything, but she’s there to have a good time.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

She trims her pubic hair and tries to keep it relatively neat, but there are definite times where it’s not as well taken care as she’d like. But, most of the time she has a small neat patch of thick pubic hair. The color is the same chocolate brown as the hair on her head.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Tsuneko struggles with intimacy and being romantic. Anytime she says or does something romantic, it’s an accident. She’s more likely to say “I love you, you fucking idiot” than a kind or soft proclamation of love. During sex, she’s typically more focused on the physical aspect, feeling their body and not the love. She’ll get softer and sweeter after, but in the moment she’s just focused on everybody getting off. She also doesn’t really set up romantic moments, she’s not a candle light and rose petals kind of girl. She’s more of a, “Hey, can we fuck?” kind of girl when she wants to have sex with her partner. So, romantic.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Tsuneko masturbates pretty often, at least a couple times a week. She’s not comfortable having sex outside of a trusting relationship, but she also has a high sex drive, which means taking care of herself when she’s single. She has a box of sex toys she keeps tucked away; vibrators, dildos, bad dragon type stuff, and just a lot. She splurges on toys a lot more than she’d really care to admit. Tsuneko also like the cute ones with pink hearts and little gem stones.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Overstimulation is one for sure, she likes giving and receiving it. She loves being pushed so far into pleasure that she’s fighting to get away from stimulation, her eyes are rolling and she feels like she might pass out. It’s intense and leaves her completely satisfied after. Tsuneko also likes seeing her partner flushed and needy, knowing she’s giving them that same kind of intense rush and pleasure.

Kissing Kink might not sound like a thing, but for her it is. She goes weak for deep kisses, her face flushes and her eyes roll back. Slow, deep, wet and desperate; she love it and absolutely loses her mind. She’ll grip their clothes and grind her hips. One kiss makes her needy and wanting as she whimpers into their mouth.

Oral Fixation/Kink she wants to taste as much of her partner as she can. She wants her tongue roaming in their mouth during kisses, she wants to lick and bite down their neck and chest, leaving a trail of saliva and marks across their body. It’s not her fault that they taste so fucking good.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

She prefers somewhere private, anywhere in the home is fine as long as the door is locked. She doesn’t mind open or brightly lit areas, so long as she doesn’t have to actually worry about actually getting caught. Her absolute favorite would probably be the living room, desperate and grabbing at her partner as soon as she comes home.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Adrenaline, following exercise and anything thrilling, she wants to get laid. She doesn’t get to exercise as much as she use to do, but coming out of the gym she always wants to continue chasing that adrenaline high right into an orgasm. She’s pumped and doesn’t want the energy to go to waste.

The smell of her partner, she has a slight thing for scents. Once she’s in a relationship, her partner’s smell becomes a huge comfort to her. It grounds her and can relax her after a shitty day, as well as turn her on a bit. She’s prone to stealing her partner’s clothes so she can smell them and sometimes her hands start to wander, before she know it she’s turned on and touching herself in their clothes.

Praise/Compliments, she gets embarrassed and blushes bright red, but she fucking loves it. She’ll tell her partner to shut up and hides her face, but she’s so amazed that someone think highly of her. She just wants to kiss and jump on them because she doesn’t have to explain how emotional she feels if her mouth is busy.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything super gross, shit and piss would be a hard no for her. Also anything super dangerous, she can get into and love some rougher stuff, but like murder her or set her on fire. Breath play is hit and miss for her, she has some hang ups but also some fascinations that might not actually be healthy.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

She prefers giving. Tsuneko has an oral fixation and finds it easier to give head in either a dom or sub mindset. She can be dragged by her hair to get her face fucked or ridden, but she can also pin their hips down and tease them with her tongue. While she likes getting head, she tends to get embarrassed by someone eating her out, which means she prefers it for subbier moments. It’s hard to keep the dom composure when you’re bright red and dying, tho she’d try if they wanted her to. 

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

If she’s setting the pace it’s going to be hard and fast, but last a while. She wants to milk as many orgasm out of both herself and her partner as she can. She can do slow and sensual, but she tends to get overwhelmed and blushy if it’s too romantic.  

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

She’s definitely okay with quickies, tho they aren’t her pick. She likes going as long as possible, which kind of negates the purpose of a quickie. But, especially when she’s stressed and nice to just quickly get together to have at least one orgasm as soon as possible.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

She’s good with risk, as long as there isn’t a threat of imminent death. If she’s close enough with someone to let them see her naked and physically enter her body in some way, shape, or form then she must trust them implicitly to know they wouldn’t hurt them. As long as everything is done the safest way possible and well researched, she’s willing to try some more risque stuff.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

She doesn’t last very long, but she can go several several rounds. Tsuneko doesn’t believe in too much of a good thing when it comes to orgasms, there's always a reason to have more orgasms. She wants to go until she’s physically exhausted and her body is sore the next day. A sore clit and pussy by the end is just a sign it was a good session.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

She owns a lot of toys. Dildos, both more traditional and bad dragon types ones, with ridges and tentacle dildos. She has vibrators, buttplugs, and strap-ons within her box of toys. So, she’s obviously fine with toys on her and then it just depends on her partner. Her ex girlfriend and her used toys on each other a lot. Her ex boyfriend and her less so. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

She likes teasing during build up, seeing her partner flushed and needy is definitely attractive. But, she does hit a point where she just wants to get to business. Once she’s crossed the threshold she can’t stand teasing or being teased. She’s get whiney and start making demands if she’s a sub being teased to much. If she’s domming than basically, once she’s got their clothes off, she wants to start playing with them, maybe a bit of teasing but not much.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

She whimpers and whines more than anything. She’s definitely not the type to let out those big loud hentai/porn yells, but she’s needy and will be whimpering a lot if she’s subbing. If she’s domming, she’ll work harder to suppress her noises and focus on just talking to her sub. She knows her noises tend to not communicate control or power, so she just dirty talks more to cover it up.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

She’s the jealous type, she doesn’t like seeing people flirt with her partner and she’s crushed if her partner shows any interest. It boils down to insecurity and anxiety about being left. But, this in combination with her oral fixation leads to lots of hickies. If her partner doesn’t have any marks when the jealousy hit, she’ll spend the rest of the night covering them in love bites. If they already have a hickey, she’ll reach up and rub her thumb over the mark, reminding them both who they’re with.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Turns out, I don’t know how to describe dicks or pussies. Tsuneko is petite, so she’s probably a bit tight, but she gets wet really easily and gets soaked, which helps with bigger things. Like her nipples and lips, the inside has a very soft peachy pink color. Her outer lips are a little puffy, just a bit of her inner lips peek through. Her clit is a bit small, but swells up a fair amount when she’s aroused,

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Her sex drive is pretty high, she’s not hard to arouse and if she’s in a relationship, she basically is always down to sleep with her partner. She very rarely turns her partner down, if she’s awake she’d be cool with fucking her partner. She doesn’t mind being awoken to sex either, finding someone she feel comfortable sharing any of her life with let alone her body is rare, so once she has them she just wants to be with them constantly.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Tsuneko spends some time snuggling and giving little kisses, but it only lasts a minute or two before she’s falling asleep against them. But, she cuddles in her sleep too, she clings like a koala. She’ll try to stay awake for longer if her partner wants to chat, but she’s dozing off in the middle of their sentence. It’s just not gonna work. Don’t waste your time talking to her while she’s still cum drunk, she’s just gonna giggle and pass out.

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s9 filming spoilers and speculations..... TWD RANTS

Timejump-capital /twd parade pics and Caryl-the skybound thing, & other-richonne. (this post is meh and confusing) 

*twd spoilers, comic spoilers, anti C/E

k so writing this long weird speculation and thoughts-post. I wanna like move on from the show. Like as usual it’s on hiatus ykno? But the s8 finale messed me up so much. And I wonder a lot about Carol and the ships. Unanswered questions. I guess I’m saying I’m gonna rant a lot...or I go big in this post. 

Now we’re getting filming spoilers. bits and pieces but s9 premiere is a big deal like because of the time jump. The time jump changes the story a lot right? So... just from spoilery things, I realized, it’s hitting me a lot that it’s so 50/50 on me for if I still like the show or not (with timejump, ships, different showrunner/writings, and who knows how TWD ends). 

I really don’t like how 50/50 that is. So shock value way? Anyways, this hiatus I guess is gonna be a really big roller coaster ride. :\ I feel more doubtful than hopeful about s9. ....I just want Carol to be in character (the way i see it) and I want Carol (anyone) to interact with team family more. Idk if I can trust the writers during the hiatus with some bits of spoilers because some arcs start off frustrating and end well. It’s like I also have to wait till they film the finale to know if I wanna watch s9. or it’s like I wait till s10 for an arc to end. Idk I’m bummed that it’s at that point for me to decide to quit or not. sigh stories.

Yeah so this reminds me of s8, where the biggest change to the show happened with Carl’s death for me and the fandom. So I(and like most people too apparently...show is still going) keep watching TWD because Carl’s death doesn’t bother me that much, I feel the writing is still fine, and I see it as Rick’s show. So ..idk what im saying. I just think if they screw up Carol’s character and her interactions, then I feel it’s pointless to keep watching the show. I want charactery bonds, interesting arcs, and parallels. I know TWD can still be fine, but s8′s bad finale ep made me doubtful on the writing (or editing...there were good deleted scenes in s8 finale). 

Time jump

Wow those pics of the cast at the capital and on horses. “twd parade” The pics also tells a lot or so what 9x01 will be like/time jump. It’s overwhelming. It got me excited and then I worry the show will suck and mess up my faves.

The time jump in 9x01 looked like not like Carl’s dream/5 years(?) where Rick had a cane, white hair, 6 yo Judy, and Negan gardening with TF. This time jump in s9 so far looked like one year went by. Also looked like the characters got one thing changed on them. Rick-short hair, Carol-hat, Jesus-manbun, etc.so it’s like it’s not that much of a time jump.

Oh man, I can’t help it but I want to compare TWD and The 100. (They’re different ofc, one’s pace is fast and more violent/survival-like. It’s also like it’s ok to watch more than one show even tho one is better or whatever. It’s frustrating tho T100 have way more interactions/girl power.) Both current survival-shows. Right now, The 100 just had a six year time jump(I think) and TWD in s9 there will be a time jump too. So The 100′s current season, I really liked how they did set up the time jump and informing us how the characters are doing and see the changes in them and their looks. Even their previous season, there was a good understanding foreshadowing to the time jump plot. ...TWD didn’t, I mean Idk why, it’s like easy writing they should’ve done..to keep fans interested to what’s next on the show. I noticed in The 100, is that there were flashbacks and bottled/centered episodes. It’s also quick but partly because The 100 have a short season too and the writers want to focus on the upcoming different plot.

Anyways, so now that I think it’s been like a year later in TWD story. My theories are like everywhere and changed. I’m also like being an annoying comic fan..wants to be exact way but it’s a show and they can remix stuff. Whatever, we all want good stories! It’s kinda following the comics like usual. ok. Time jump and whisperers are coming. Idk why, I’m really excited for ‘old man Rick’ hair cut and horses, when I’m like wtf Rick’s curls tho. lol  Also just..9 seasons...and do I still like the show and will I like what’s next based on comics? (I actually figured AOW in s7-8 would be boring or come off different in the show. It’s all battle scenes and comics goes quicker..Idk I figured it would be boring but I think the war story on show and comics did alright. It wasn’t like a boring action movie that I see most of the time with action movies :P So I think this arc in s9 people will like this. More charactery stuff, well based from the comics. But we don’t have Carl and Maggie(for certain)?... Yeah usual tv flaws.)

So, I think it’s just one year later and that’s it. Also, I don’t mind seeing flashbacks and bottle episodes, as long it’s done well and entertaining. I think in s9 bottle episodes are needed.

kids

So since I think it’s one year later, then we probably get the same Judith girl in s8, as 3 yo?, Hershel Jr as -months old, and I don’t think there will be a Richonne-baby...unless Michonne got pregnant right after the war and Hershel Jr and Richonne-baby are about the same age. 

Skybound mailbag/Caryl/ E&Z

I read some speculations and from C/E shippers, just to get more info on Carol. (I gotta stop that. I’ll know about Carol when I do and they’re really anti-Caryl. It’s annoying. ugh ship wars.) I realized from the spoilery pics and speculations, I just don’t want Carol with anyone or C/E in s9/s9A. I just want to know what’s up with Carol again. Unless Carol being with E is a very minor thing. Like in The 100 show where two times fans suddenly learn Bellamy has a gf. There was a time jump and the relationship’s build up and being canon was all offscreen. The relationship didn’t last or some other thing important was gonna happen. I just want to know what’s Carol’s thinking and feeling. Idk I just feel if C/E happens,I just feel like Idk Carol anymore. :\ Idk what Caryl is anymore. They’re best friends (crushes) right...and still is? I really don’t like in s8 finale where Carol didn’t talk to any TF member/Daryl about why she wants to stay at Kingdom. Just any moment to see TF knows too. Also, Idk if Daryl is staying at ASZ or Hilltop and does Rick knows Daryl doesn’t agree with his decision on Negan.

(lil post on twdzone. carol/and show stuff)

‘If C/E happens like a - a surprise ship in s9. I find it bad writing because they didn't set it up in s8 or should add more romantic tone in it and obviously put a C/E moment in the finale. But they didn't. So..bad writing. Or just idk maybe it's for plot reasons (E’s death). Maybe there will be a love triangle? It makes Carol out of character or strange for me. Who/What does Carol care about and why? Idk.

 It’s also something that TWD has to do too...from s8 finale and time jump/season premiere it means s9 premier ep gotta be a very well written episode to explain to everything and well reasons. But man...the s8 finale was so wacky and frustrating. It made me lose hope on the writers. I did like s8B but wow finale wtf. And finale is important ep of the seasons..and also it was before the big time jump. sigh. //It reminds me something, it’s kind of TWD’s style or Gimple’s, that premieres are more important than finales. So I hope s9 premiere is good. So yeah if Caryl is just gonna be friends and also just gonna like nod at each other like they don't have that special (continuity) bond anymore. Then that show is over for me. It's also not Caryl’s connections too, I miss Carol’s connections with Team family so much! OMG just looking at Carol and Rick edits, I just sigh.. I know some don't like their relationship. But I like theirs and they got that history, interesting dynamic. I don't wanna see Carol and Rick like they're just acquaintances now. (um like remember their history and trying to save Sophia. etc.) I want Carol or anyone to interact and be team family. The show gotta focus on their main characters and interact them. Too many side characters...too many separations.’

Other

Once I thought about this idea, I’m like gaaah I really hope TWD does this. I really want and hope Rick have these moments to remember Carl by and to do it every season. I really like this idea I have where Rick could write a letter to Carl or talk to Carl’s grave in every season premier/finale. It’s something that merge the old TWD and the new TWD story...even though it’s Rick’s show, it’s still a father and son show.

Richonne!

I have some speculations and thoughts. I just wanna say that I hope Richonne in s9 is more interesting than comic R&A in the comics in the point of the story. Just be like on the show, power couple and all. I really like how in s8 finale, they were like co-leaders. Together. Idk I’m curious how Richonne will go in s9 and on. It’s seems real different than in the comics/R&A are doing. 

So, in the comics, Andrea was like focusing on protecting Carl and co-leading etc. and then she dies at the end of Whisperer war. I find her death and end of her journey boring and disappointing. So Idk, I hope Michonne’s journey is interesting and I have no clue how this comic-Michonne and/or Andrea remix thing works out since Carol is using comic-Michonne’s too. %) Anyways, so I don’t think Michonne will die like comic-Andrea because tv-Carl got the death. After the Andrea’s death, Rick bonded and grieved with Mikey (Carl’s friend) while Carl is at Hilltop adulting. From the comics, I felt like Kirkman wished he had Rick and Andrea to have a child together but he didn’t so he got Mikey more into the story and w/Rick. So I’m like maybe we will get a Richonne-baby? But, then I also thought maybe Judith is like comic-Mikey. Grimes 2.0 grieving and missing Carl. So yeah.. I’m suspecting Richonne won’t have child together or at least in s9. From the twd parade pics, Idk, I don’t think there will be a baby. I really hope they do someday though.

 Another thing is, I really want Judith to call Michonne “Mom” and Rick to point out to people that Michonne is his wife.  

So yeah, roller coaster.