if the horror of mordor is that it’s a fundamentally dead place, the horror of beleriand under melkor is that it’s alive. every wild thing, every plant, the land itself, all of it can be bent and shaped to the will of that which wants you gone. woods with vines to choke and trap and strangle, bogs replete with depthless pools and paths that lead nowhere and clouds of mosquitoes that can turn your blood to poison. leave a wound in the open air and by nightfall infection will have set in. goats and sheep are born shrivelled and eyeless. springs that if drunk from will bloat your belly and waste you away to nothing. deer watching with too many eyes, boars running mad and foaming even after they’re felled. just endless possibilities for fear and havoc and destruction, and all of it is intended…there is no comfort in the randomness of nature when nature hates you personally
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PROFESSOR LAYTON and the New World of Steam (2025)
Solving the puzzle opens the door to the truth.
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I can’t wait to see the best duo back together !!
Where are you Layton’s fan ???
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i will never fucking get over this btw imagine being a famous recently widowed (again) 40 year old man who has saved the world twice and you get a letter from your apprentice to come to america to solve a mystery with him and you show up and new york is looking even more fucked up than usual and you just want to see your son again but then he fucking pulls up on your ass in his 1954 honda swag and yolo wagon and tells you to get your elderly ass in the back seat bc the evil steampunk robot militia is about to roll up and then he takes you to some resistance headquarters where they ask luke whos this guy you just snatched from the retirement home and you find out nobody in america fucking knows who you are and your 14 year old son has way more clout than you and everybody just thinks you’re the boy genius’ loser grandpa
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WALL PAPERS FROM https://www.layton.jp/jouki/en/ OH MY GODODODODODDDD IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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“As they sang the hobbit felt the love of beautiful things made by hands and by cunning and by magic moving through him, a fierce and jealous love, the desire of the hearts of dwarves. Then something Tookish woke up inside him, and he wished to go and see the great mountains, and hear the pine-trees and the waterfalls, and wear a sword instead of a walking-stick.”
- J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, "Chapter 1: An Unexpected Party"
[ID: an edit comprised of six posters in muted colors, mainly greens and browns. White text in the center of each image reads "The Hobbit" and underneath "J.R.R. Tolkien."
1: Wooden barrels in a stack / 2: Someone wearing several layered jackets in various tweed fabrics and a red corduroy vest with leather buttons / 3: Mountains with a path in between them / 4: Several shelves holding old-fashioned books, a stack of plates, a scroll, teacups, and various other objects / 5: Mushrooms growing on a tree trunk / 6: A golden eagle it with its wings slightly unfolded sitting on a branch /End ID]
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Ough, my boys, I’ll see you again in 2025 😭
🎩✨❤️
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Ok, but can we talk how Luke almost runs over Professor Layton in the lastest teaser??
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god you KNOW shits wildin in new york when the city's inventor is a cunt named mr eggmuffin. is the mayor named mrs steamknockers. is the evil cowboy from the first teaser named sheriff twobullets senicide. did clark have to change their surname to mr crescentbeard hourglassfigure. is layton going to have to change his name to professor longhat nowife
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