#the psychic damage

[downtilts]

so these are happening one after the other right…

[sobredunia]

I just heard my dad explain x reader fics to his group of friends. All of them are in their 50s

[anawkwardlady]

woke up and immediately saw the worst condescending, reheated take like pls

[bookwyrminspiration]

remembers something embarrassing I did once and *takes psychic damage* *takes psychic damage* *takes psychic damage* *takes psychic damage* *takes psychic damage* *takes

[kingarthurflourofficial]

imagine if you rocked up to a party and half hour in pulled this out and took snuff out of it

[dreamingofbabylon]

people on normal social media will really just send u links to shit. you're telling me I have to open instagram just to see your little meme pictures? god forbid TIKTOK?? the audacity. can you imagine sending ur friend a tumblr link for a funny little text post. we at least have the courtesy, the SELF AWARENESS to screenshot that beast. I would never send my friends to this place. if you're not already here, it's my burden to bear. I will forage for the Good posts and hand deliver them to u. because I CARE

[willwoodimagines]

Willard.

[solitarysurvival]

guy hears running up that hill one time, millions killed

[powpowhammer]

faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

[and-this-of-all-my-hopes]

So, I feel like I’m losing my mind. I keep seeing metas about how Aziraphale wants Crowley to return to Heaven and be an angel again because he wants them to be on the same side/be good/change/etc., etc., etc. but I don’t see that at all. I actually see it as the very opposite.

Aziraphale loves Crowley just as he is. But there’s something more. Something huge.

Aziraphale loves Crowley and because he is an angel who is stuck in seeing things as black and white, he constantly praises Crowley for being nice. For being good. For being kind.

Aziraphale has watched Crowley on and off for 6,000 years. He watched him thwart the plans of Heaven and Hell because it was unjust. He spared the lives of innocents. He did small things that made Aziraphale happy just because (like making Hamlet successful and saving valuable books). And because Aziraphale sees things in black and white, he sees all the things Crowley has done as nice, as good, as kind.

Crowley vehemently attests he’s not nice or good or kind.

He’s not exactly wrong nor is he lying when he says this. When Crowley spares goats during a cruel bet over a righteous man and swallowing laudanum to prevent a suicide, when he prevents Armageddon by working with Aziraphale and stopping the Anti-Christ from being the Anti-Christ, he’s not doing the nice/good/kind thing.

He’s doing the right thing.

Crowley chooses to do the right thing without hesitation. He is better than all of Heaven and Hell who have callous and dispassionate view of all existence because he questions, because he makes choices. Crowley sees the world for all its messiness and he sees himself. He sees a place where he fits in. He sees the blurred edges.

And Aziraphale sees that, even if seeing the blurred edges is hard for him.

But here’s the thing that Aziraphale can’t voice.

It’s the reason why he told Crowley about being allowed to return to Heaven and become an angel again. He doesn’t want Crowley to change. He doesn’t think Crowley is flawed. Or not enough.

It’s something that is so monumental that it cannot be put into words. Because to put it into words would be more than blasphemy. It’s down right unthinkable for anyone in Heaven, Hell, or Earth to say what Aziraphale knows deep in his soul.

God was wrong to cast out Crowley.

Aziraphale believes Crowley can/should return to Heaven because he knows that Crowley should never have fallen in the first place. He wants him to be forgiven because when Crowley fell it was unjust. Aziraphale is trying to correct a mistake. He’s trying to do the right thing.

Yes, Crowley would never accept returning to Heaven. And Aziraphale was wrong to even suggest it (although that conversation is another can of worms to unpack).

Aziraphale loves Crowley. He loves him exactly as he is. He doesn��t want him to change. Aziraphale knows that Crowley the best of all of them. He wants to change Heaven because of it. Because God was wrong and Aziraphale knows it.

Aziraphale may have difficulty seeing beyond black and white, but when it comes to Crowley he sees everything crystal clear and in vivid color.

[averaillisa]

[soranker]

begging u to pls post the I think we’re gonna have to EAT THIS GUY w wolfwood and laios here so i can reblog it 🙏

[willgrahamscock]

1. Mads cosplaying as Hannibal in the year 2023!!! 2. I think we should of gotten Hannibal with messy hair and playing with Will’s dong

[theminecraftbee]

this is so funny to me for some reason. grian being a filthy millennial at etho, to etho's despair,

[dapper-lil-arts]

Last one I swear... Unless?

[the-phantom-peach]

my heart is so link shaped

you wouldn’t believe