#the reverse uno lol

[theloneamaryllis]

2023 sidemen charity match highlights [x]

[stevethehairington]

Steve loves Eddie's tummy.

It is one of the absolute best parts of Eddie — the softness of his hips, the little pudge of his belly, the squish of his abdomen. It's Steve's favorite place to nuzzle into, to kiss, to touch, to bite.

Most evenings end with the two of them curled together on the couch, watching whatever movie or television show catches their interest that night. They usually start out side by side on the cushions, but over the course of that first hour they slowly but surely shift around so that Steve ends up with his head in Eddie's lap. Eddie's fingers always find a home in Steve's hair, absentmindedly carding through the soft strands.

It's cozy, it's comfortable, and at some point, Steve will sigh softly and turn to bury his face into Eddie's stomach. Whatever's on tv becomes nothing more than background noise as he rubs his cheek against Eddie's tummy, as he nuzzles into the softness, arms loosely wound around Eddie's waist to hold him there. He'll leave a sweet kiss over Eddie's t-shirt, then squish his nose against his belly button and just lie there, face pressed into Eddie's stomach, just breathing.

Just enjoying the closeness.

Eddie will laugh softly and tell Steve that he's missing the movie, and Steve will just shake his head briefly and mumble back that he doesn't care. (It makes Eddie laugh again and squirm a little, because Steve's so close that the movement of his head, of his mouth — it tickles a little.)

But Eddie won't question it again, will just let Steve nuzzle against him and continue to pet his hair until he eventually falls asleep like that.

Steve also loves to shower Eddie's tummy with all the attention when they're in the bedroom (or wherever they make it to before they get too carried away) and are getting hot and heavy.

He loves to press Eddie back into the mattress, bare chested and breathing harder already. Steve will kiss him deeply, once, twice, three times, before he starts his descent. It starts with a kiss to the corner of his mouth, to the scar along his cheek, to the sharp of his jaw. Then Steve will press soft, sweet kisses to the hollow of Eddie's throat, the edge of his collar, one over his heart and another over the scar tissue where his left nipple would be. He'll trail those kisses down Eddie's ribcage, taking his time with it, showing each patch of scarred skin the love and attention it deserves. He'll leave a kiss right above his belly button, will sometimes dip his tongue in if he wants to make Eddie laugh.

And when he finally makes it to the soft pouch of Eddie's tummy, he'll kiss it. Gently, affectionately, tenderly. And then — he'll bare his teeth and he'll bite. Nothing too hard (unless Eddie asks for it), but he'll sink his teeth into the pudge, he'll nibble at the softness, he'll start to suck bruises into the skin until Eddie's squirming below him and straining in his boxers. Sometimes Steve will tease a little more, will kiss the parts of his tummy that are close to the waistband, his nose or cheek brushing over where Eddie wants him to touch the most. Other times he'll show Eddie some mercy, will leave one last kiss to his stomach before turning his attention even lower.

But he never forgets to show Eddie just how sexy he finds his tummy.

The touching isn't always sexual, though. There's something comforting to Steve about just touching for the sake of touch. And Eddie's tummy is one of his favorite places to do just that. He'll take any and every opportunity he gets to get his hands all over the softness of his stomach.

When Eddie's in the kitchen, standing at the stove to cook their breakfast Steve will sleepily trudge up to him and drape himself over his back. He'll tuck his chin over Eddie's shoulder, and he'll curl his arms around Eddie's middle, hugging onto him. Steve's hands will sneak their way beneath the hem of Eddie's shirt (or, his shirt, because Eddie has a habit of stealing Steve's clothes, especially in the mornings), and he'll just press the flat of his whole palm to Eddie's belly. Just to cover the warm skin. Just to touch.

Or whenever they're in a crowded room together — whether it be the bustling kitchen of the Hopper-Byers clan on Thanksgiving, or the middle of the thriving dancefloor of their favorite club in Indy, or squished together in the audience at a show, Steve will always find a way to touch Eddie there.

He'll hold onto Eddie's hips, curling his fingers around the love handles. Using his touch to shift Eddie out of the way when Mike barrels through with the kitchen without warning, hoisting the pie above his head. Staking his claim with his grip and the reassuring thumb he sweeps across the soft skin, dipping beneath the waistband of Eddie's jeans when he's feeling cheeky as a promise for more later. Squeezing gently when the crowd surges and jostles them both to say "hey, it's just me, I'm right here".

Steve just loves Eddie's lil tum, and he'll do anything and everything in his power to show him that. To shower him and his soft stomach with all the love in the world.

[smittenskitten]

slap yourself trashman

[nekokabuuuri]

Friendly Greetings to Kitakami from Carmine

[lhavibid]

always found it funny how kuroo is in the reverse card in the haikyuu uno set

[krystaldeath]

Hello Narilamb nation. I come to you with another song that I think kinda fits our favorite cat and sheep rec

Red Hot & Holy by Sarah and the Safe Word (a lot of their songs could fit cotl as a whole I feel like. I even made an oc based off of a song of theirs lol)

[crimsoncoats]

Literally tho, how? 🤔

FW⬇️

[midoribobatea]

Rose Valentine - Ammon's Card

Part 1 & Part 2

(Not 100% accurate translation ,So sorry in advance for any mistranslation and any missgramer)

A Special Bouquet - Part 1:

*Note before reading the butler story: This story contains spoilers for the ``Rose Valentine'' event.

We recommend that you read up to episode 13 of the event story before reading it.

If you wish to avoid spoilers, please return using the button on the top left.

.........

Immediately after the first day's social party...

In celebrations for Valentine's Day. I wanted to do something for Ammon.

additionally to handing out rose chocolates, I thought of two other plans

The first is to do what Ammon wants.

The other plan is to give Ammon the blue rose.

Apparently, blue rose has the meaning of ``dreams coming true'' and ``miracles''.

I will now carry out the first plan.

I decided to write a letter and ask Ammon, `Tell me what you want me to do.'

[Lonestar's Mansion Rose Garden]

Then, one day, a few days before the social party...

I was sitting at the garden table, watching Ammon work in the garden.

Ammon received the letter and said ,``I want to talk to master after work.''

I decided to wait by his side until he finished his work.

As part of the decorations for the party, it seems that Ammon is also entrusted with taking care of the roses.

And after finishing all the garden work... Ammon came to me.

Ammon: Thank you for the waiting, Master!

Ammon: I'm sorry for making you wait all by yourself in a place like that.

Ammon: You didn't have any problems while waiting?

Choices:

<Yeah, it's alright>

In fact, I was able to see Ammon's work up close...so I wasn't bored at all.

Ammon: Is that so? That's a relief.

Ammon: Well then, Master, my work is finished...

Ammon: Let's go out together right away!

Choices:

<Eh? Going out?>

Ammon: That's right. After all, Master, didn't you write it in that letter?

Ammon: 'You'll do as I please'. Please keep your promise♪

Choises:

<I-I didn't said exactly that...>

Ammon: Well well♪don't worry(/sweat) about details♪

Ammon: Anyway, you'll make my wishes come true, right?

Ammon: If that's the case, there's a cafe I'd like to go together. I'd love for you to come !

Choices:

<A cafe?>

Ammon: That's right. This is a famous store that is different from the one we went to before.

Ammon: It seems that rose cakes are popular there. I always wanted to go there~

Ammon: But it's hard for me to go there by myself...

Choices:

<Eh, why?>

Ammon: Actually…. Most of the customers at that cafe are women or couples.

Ammon: As expected, I was hesitant to go in alone.

Ammon: And…. There's not much point if I did go alone.

Ammon: After all, It has to be with master~♪

Choices:

<What does that mean...>

Ammon: Hehe. You'll understand that when we get there, Master.

Ammon: Come on, let's go, Master!

Ammon: A delicious rose cake is waiting for us~.

Choices:

<Y-Yeah...alright>

[Rose Town]

Ammon, who seems to be having fun, takes me to the rumored cafe...

It seemed that there were only couples and female customers in the shop.

An old lady who seemed to be the owner noticed us and called out to us.

Old owner lady: Yes, yes, welcome. Will you be two?

Ammon: That's right! I'd like also a private room if possible...

Old owner lady: Yes. It's just got empty right now.

Old owner lady: Here we go. Please come this way.

[Rose Town Cafe]

With the guidance of the old lady, I sit in a stylish private room table seat.

Ammon: Hehe. No one is watching here...

Ammon: Can I sit with you? Master.

Choices:

<Of course>

Ammon: Thank you very much.

Ammon: Heh.. The other customers were looking at us.

Choices:

<I-Is that so?>

Ammon: That's right♪Maybe we looked like a couple too~.

Choices

<N-now...I wonder>

Ammon: Now~ Master. Don't get embarrassed ♪

Ammon: Things like being a couple are about to begin now.

Choices:

<Eh...?>

Old owner lady: Hello. Are you ready to order?

Ammon: Yes! I would like the special cake for Valentine's Day only.

Old lady owner: Yes, yes. The cake only for couples.

Choices:

<Only for couples...?!>

Ammon: Hehe... This cake has a reputation for being exquisite.

Ammon: But since it's only available to couples , people like me can't come here to eat it...

Ammon: That's why I had to be with Master.

Choices:

<S-so that's why...>

Ammon: That's right♪ That's why.

Ammon: So Master too... Just for today, please be with me as a couple.♪

Ammon: Because today you will listen to my wishes, right?

Choices:

<Y-Yeah...alright>

Ammon: Hehe. As expected of Master, You get it.♪

A Special Bouquet - Part 2:

[Rose Town Cafe]

A little while later, a whole small cake was brought out.

It's a very beautiful cake in the shape of rose.

Ammon carefully cuts it in half and places it on a small plate.

Ammon: Here you go, Master.

Not only is it beautiful on the outside, but the cross-section of the cut side also looks delicious.

I slowly brought the beautiful cake into my mouth.

The flavor of chocolate, melting fresh cream...and a faint aroma of roses filled my mouth

It was so delicious that just one bite brought a smile to my face.

Choices:

<Delicious...>

Ammon: Hehe. That's good.

Ammon: By the way…. It seems that you can enjoy various flavors of this cake depending on where you eat it.

Ammon: The taste is different between the part I cut into my plate and the part my master ate.

Ammon: Please take a chance to try this flavor as well.

Ammon: Here, open your mouth. Say Ahhh~

Choices:

<Ehh?!>

Ammon: Oh dear? What are you surprised about?

Ammon: This cake is only for couples, so this is the correct way to eat it.

Ammon: No one is watching anyway, so Master don't need to be embarrassed either♪

Choices:

<Ammon is watching...>

Ammon: That's right. I'm watching it perfectly.

Ammon: I want to see my master eat my cake.

Ammon: You will make my wish come true today, right? Master♪

Choices:

<I-I get it…>

With mischievous smile Ammon directed the fork toward me

Just as Amon wanted... I decided to have some cake and eat it.

Choices:

<A-Ahh~...>

Ammon: Yes, well done♪

Ammon: What do you think? Isn't It delicious?

Choices:

<Yeah…>

It's true that the cake that Ammon made me eat was delicious, but...

I felt kind of frustrated that I was constantly being defeated by Ammon.

If no one is watching anyway... It might be a good idea to try again.

Choices:

<Well then, It's my turn>

Ammon: Huh? It's master's turn...

Choices:

<Yes, Say ahh~>

Ammon: M-master...

Ammon: Hehe. That's kinda bold, Master...

Ammon: I would never be able to do something like this in front of everyone else...

Ammon: Well, it's okay for today♪it's a secret only between us two♪

Ammon: Well then… Ahh~...

Then Ammon and I took our time and ate the cake slowly...

The two of us enjoyed our time together just like a couple.

-After a while-

Ammon: Now…. I wanted to be a couple with master for a longer time, but...

Ammon: We have to go back soon. Master also has to prepare for the social party...

Choices:

<Oh, wait a moment...>

Ammon: Huh? What's wrong, Master?

Ammon: Maybe...Master doesn't want to go back yet?

Ammon: So selfish~ Well, I don't hate that side of Master either...

Choices:

<T-that's not what I mean...>

In order to carry out my final plan...

I asked Ammon to come alone to the garden tonight.

Ammon: coming to the garden tonight you say?

Ammon: Hmm…. I don't know what the master is planning...

Ammon: I got it. I'll definitely go.

Choices:

<Thank you Ammon>

Ammon: Hehe. No need to thank me.

Ammon: As a couple, it's only natural to listen to your partner's requests♪

[Lonestar's Mansion Rose Garden]

The night of the same day….

I snuck out of the social party...and waited at the rose garden for Ammon to arrive.

While hiding a single blue rose behind my back..

Step step...

Ammon: Thank you for waiting, master.

Ammon: As promised, the master's lover has arrived♪

Choices:

<A-Ammon...>

As always, Ammon stares at me with a devilish smile on his face.

I wanted to surprise Ammon...but the look in his eyes made me feel like I was going to get distracted in Ammon's pace.

I lowered my eyes as I approached Ammon...

I held out the single blue rose in front of him.

Ammon: Huh...!? Master,this is...

Ammon: Maybe...This rose for me...?

Choices:

<Yeah...>

Ammon: Blue rose...

Ammon: In the language of flowers it means 'dream come true.' ...And 'miracle'...

Choices:

<As expected of Ammon, You're very knowledgeable>

I am grateful for the miracle that I was able to meet Ammon...

And someday I wish I could live with Ammon in a peaceful world.

It is the perfect flower to express such a wish.

Choices:

<That's why, I'm giving this rose to Ammon...>

Ammon: Master...

Ammon: I lost...

Choices:

<Eh?>

Ammon: I was planning to make my master's heart pound...

Ammon: Master gotten ahead of me...

Ammon: Really….I'm no match for my master.

Ammon: To be able to meet such a wonderful master... I'm the one who should be grateful.

Choices:

<Ammon...>

Ammon: Hehe. But my heart can't be the only one keep pounding, right?

Ammon: Please wait a moment, Master.

Ammon: There's something I want to give to master.

Choices:

<Something you want to give...?>

As Ammon goes deeper into the rose garden...

He came back with a large bouquet of roses.

Ammon: How do you like it? Master.

Ammon: I secretly prepared it during the day.

Ammon: A bouquet made of 365 roses...

Ammon: like our talk with the 2nd floor butlers the other day.

Ammon: If I were to hand over a number of roses to my master... I'll give 365 roses.

Ammon: And what this number means..

Ammon: 'I miss you every day'...

Ammon: Master. I want to stay together forever.

Ammon: This bouquet... represents my feelings.

Choices:

<Ammon...>

I Received the large bouquet of Roses from Ammon.

I'm sure Ammon carefully selected each one.

I had never seen such a beautiful bouquet of roses before.

Choices:

<It's really beautiful...>

Ammon: Hehe. It's really nothing at all.

Ammon: Compared to the blue rose that my master gave me... It's no big deal at all.

Ammon: I was able to receive such a wonderful gift...

Ammon: Please look forward to getting something in return from me. Master♪

Choices:

<Eh? But I already received the bouquet...>

Ammon: What are you talking about?♪ That bouquet is a Valentine's gift from me.

Ammon: Giving back something in return to master is a different thing.

Ammon: Next time I'll make Master's heart pound even more.

Ammon: Hehe. Please look forward to it, Master♪

-End-

[pokemonruby]

okay i have so many thoughts. good lord. that was not on mine or anyone else's bingo cards i imagine.

we've heard whispers of pokemon z being in development or at the very least it was planned but ultimately got scrapped, and overall x/y while i have extremely fond memories of them definitely had areas that deserved more polishing especially in regards to its story. the lore for the great war, the origins of mega evolution, and AZ for christ's sake who got little to no time to shine despite his overall importance - i think a new legends game will (hopefully) be able to iron out all the issues that x/y suffered from and bring us the true gen 6 experience we've all been waiting for and hopefully cast aside some of the infamy poor kalos has been subjected to throughout the years.

of course it will likely be some time before we get all the details (and that 2025 release date looks promising if it's later in the year, at least) but honestly, legends arceus is the best mainline pokemon game in recent years in my personal opinion (though a lot of others hold this consensus as well) so i'm optimistically excited! kalos is an absolutely beautiful region with a lot of untapped potential and i'm so excited to see it get brought to life proper.

ALSO WELCOME BACK MEGAS, THE BEST MECHANIC!!!

[slicedblackolives]

very funny watching brits complain about bigoted indian visa policies

[swordmaid]

anyway I really do like the idea that his darling spawn shri’iia who’s whole job is to adore him forever and an eternity becomes his very undoing bc he fails to account what that would mean to her. like baby girl you just validated each and every one of her flaws and ugly side just like she validated yours. now you’re stuck with that 🫶🥰🤭

[vind3miat0r]

yknow what would be funny is that Bestie is a Seer too and they also keep having visions of themself (or Blake) dying and theyre just like "huh thats weird"

[autistic-sidestep]

cannot stress enough sura LOVES towering over people as juno and ESP over ricardo. it's the funniest thing in the world

[xmultifandomsx]

The life expectancy of tyrannical dictators

Someone told me Voldemort was 71 when he died and I couldn't stop laughing thinking about that. Like his entire goal was to live forever, to evade death, and in his pursuit of this goal he dies at fucking 71. That's not even the average life expectancy for men, like not even close. It's just a bit ironic that the man whose sole goal was to never die ended up having a shorter life than the average man. And the cherry on top is he spent like a solid decade of that dancing around Romanian forests, Hogwarts, and graveyards as a creepy little wraith dude.

[francy-sketches]

Cinematic parallels ♥

[wroteclassicaly]

When you give up your entire 20’s to care for your mentally unstable mother, and then she gets a boyfriend/new family, completely dumping on you every chance she gets. And finally admits you’re nothing but an inconvenience to her. :)