#the sky is ridiculous

[lovetheorem]

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[kikker-oma]

Warning: Blood, Temporary Character Death

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[vicmillen]

When I say today's obsession is ridiculous hats, I fucking mean it. So I here by present to you:

A Study of Fancy Hats✨

First of all, it all started with a simple cowboy Twilight doodle... @somer-writes look he has two guns now(and hair)(and ears)

Then there's... Four in a medieval chaperon. With a very long, very mean stick:

Sherlock Sky with the infamous deer stalker. And Moriarty's gun, because reasons:

Legend in a sombrero??? Idek but sure I guess???

Robin Hood Wild with his bycocket, because of course he is:

Weirdly specific Wars, as a Union soldier in American civil war holding his rifle and wearing his kepi(and scarfi):

Hyrule in a absolutely ridiculous medieval Jewish hat, hold a historically accurate(???) ✨Fancy Flame Sword✨ (I tried, ok):

Time in a Renaissance flat hat, with a much humbler rapier:

And last but not the least, Wind in a tricorne, as he should:

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This is so ridiculous but aside from Legend's, which is completely random, they all feel like some sort of weird character study... Sorry legend I failed to draw you a turban... I'm so sorry...

[skyloftian-nutcase]

For the prompt game… Worcestershire!

"Woostsher."

"Warkestershyre!"

"Whoosh."

"How--that isn't remotely correct."

"The word makes no sense anyway!"

Wild laughed so hard he snorted milk out of his nose. Malon sighed, patting him on the back as the others continued to argue over how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce. Apparently they'd made a bet, and whoever could get the closest to the correct answer didn't have to do the yearly competency module.

"It's Worcestershire," came a voice from the doorway. Everyone looked over to see Time standing there with a cup of coffee in his hand, eyes half open and unfazed by the chaos.

"That can't be right," Warriors immediately denied.

"He's right," Malon said.

"You're biased!"

Malon raised an eyebrow. "Are you saying I'm wrong?"

Warriors' mouth snapped shut.

Wild snorted again. "She's definitely right."

Time smiled at Warriors. "You can do my training for me, then."

Legend, Wind, and Sky laughed at the army nurse's sour expression.

[designernishiki]

if you beat amon in dead souls kiryu gets an orbital death laser. just so you know

[bee-rosmyth-art]

I've been thinking about Garret a lot lately and his friendship with Wheatley and how much I love any time they interact, and also about how Garret is gay probably.

Incredibly sappy bonus pic:

[kennethbrangh]

JOHN MALKOVICH in The Sheltering Sky (1990)

[britcision]

So.

Watched The Giggle.

Guys.

Guys.

About 10-15 years ago I went on an Old Who binge. Like, raided Daily Motion, downloaded the full episodes list from Hartnell to Baker and then every episode with the Master or the Rani

And went for every “lost episode”, a bunch of which are on Audible

And

You know who my favourite was?

My most favourite Old Who thing that I went on a jillion tweet rant about how they should bring back immediately?

The fucking Toymaker

I LOVED him

Favourite guy

And you know the other thing? That… complicates the memory?

I don’t visualise. At all, ever, so I also don’t really remember things in visual aspects, so not being able to visualise what those episodes looked like? Meant nothing to me

That’s normal

I spent the whole damn episode with just the very most nostalgia and delight and also yes, the feeling of “this is so very familiar but I don’t know what it should look like”

Like… I knew it was black and white cuz it was Hartnell

But I couldn’t remember a single visual aspect of those episodes, but it still felt so… perfect. So right

Guys

Guys

There fucking ISN’T video of the first three fucking episodes in that arc. There just isn’t. It’s gone. We have the audio and some stills and some saint has made a kinda audiobook version and then shackled themselves to Audible for some ungodly reason and given us the arc that way

I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER VIDEO FOR EPISODES I KNEW I LOVED BUT HAD ACTUALLY NEVER SEEN BUT I COULD NOT TELL BECAUSE I AM GODDAMN APHANTASMIC AND CAN’T VISUALISE THE EPISODE I JUST WATCHED

this is all the Toymaker’s fault and Neil Patrick Harris was so fucking perfect and I loved that he came in to do a musical number and then left for no fucking reason

He gave me life and also epic catch was Fine I Guess but someone needs to challenge the Toymaker to a ttrpg, particularly one like DnD or Pathfinder that does not have a win condition because I feel like that would upset him so much but also he wouldn’t notice for like 8 years

[pigeon-noises]

Days 15 + 16 Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time / Sky

[rosehipandroots]

i grew up with skyward sword motion controls you don't scare me

[nelkcats]

The accident did way more than Danny thought

It transform him in the equilibrium of the realms, literally, he is the connection, not just the portal but the reason why the reality is not collapsing

Destroying Danny is like opening a portal to the destruction of reality, the minute the kid stop living the skies will change, combine, it's way worse than an invasion, cause Infinite Realms are...Infinite, and the human realm is not, the Infinite Realms will eat the dimension with not problem, in seconds

If only someone informed the GIW about it...

[littleragondin]

Credit for the idea goes 100% to @spicyvampire with this post, I just could not resist trying my hand at it. (please click for full quality)

[alex-the-nonsensologist]

Magnifico stans: He was forced into evil by Asha and Amaya! He had no choice! Queen Amaya: *literally begs her husband not to mess with the spooky book* Asha: *has not even interacted with Magnifico since he dismissively blew her off, nor has she even done anything to draw attention to herself* King Magnifico, a full-grown adult capable of making his own decisions, and the only local expert of magic who knows full well of the consequences of using the spooky book: I do what I want.

[i-like-media]

Here are all the Doctors I was able to make in SKY!

This game hates masculine and curly hairstyles so much, it's impossible to even attempt to make 3, 4, 8, 9, 11 and 15

[skyloftian-nutcase]

*grabs Time by the shoulders and SHAKES HIM* LET ME UPDATE ELASTIC HEART DANG IT

Time, squeezing Sky more tightly to his chest: NO

[happypeachsludgeflower]

So does Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky get an honorary membership to the Mile High Club??