One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"
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back tattoo by tattedbysyd
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Had to illustrate what I envision literally every time I see this text post
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normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023
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Otta's half-foot girlfriend is so cute
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posted on r/badtattoes but i think it’s gorgeous
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