#the ubersaw. to me

[automatonknight]

SNIPERMEDIC

love at first deathtaunt

[strange-big-earner]

I finally named my strange Big Earner

Gentle Surgery adjacent cuz lp is also called a spinal tap, and the Ubersaw taunt kill is called Spinal Tap too

[eudico-my-beloved]

I want to be airblasted up by a pyro and i want to be bounced up again and again like a trampoline. I want to be blasted up so high and for so long i crash into snipers mom. I want to be blasted on top of buildings and people and trees and beyond. I want to be blasted up from start to end of a match. Look at me, i jump up and down to catch your attention. I play a few violin notes in hopes of my pleas to be heeded. Please airblast me.

What pyros really see: a weirdass medic rapidly swapping between stock bonesaw and vaccinator while repeatedly jumping towards them and spamming the violin bonesaw taunt (i will be obliterated)

[skullsobs]

what if the matsus played tf2.

[priestofberath]

The better I get at Crusader's Crossbow flickshotting the more often I get to do cool heals that save people who would have otherwise gotten oneshotted by something, help people survive bad situations long enough to take some extra people out, etc etc and it is epic. A soldier went into vc to thank me for a heal during a pub match. :-]

[ammopacks]

[lillypuppetchild]

UBERSAW UPDATE!!!

My friends, it is done. I am honestly surprised on how good this looks, especially compared to my last medic melee weapon I made..eugh...that blade gives me nightmares...

Anyway, everything i used in this project was just cardboard for the handle, blade, and details around the uber-tube(?), a paint can for said uber-tube, a thick plastic straw for the needle (like for water bottles) , and sketchbook covers (thin cardstock ones) for smoothing our the carboard texture on the handle and other parts! Although, I left the texture on the handle and the top cover of the Uber-tube, as it's supposed to resemble a low-poly look!

There are more close of shots under the cut, but TW FOR BLOOD!! It's a close up of the blades so be warned!

[the-laridian]

Repostober 21

(2014) Holy cow, it was that long ago?.... Team Fortress 2 Medic cosplay. I was a Medic main. And yeah I went for BLU. 

I made the backpack, the medigun (which lit up!), and the Ubersaw. Assembled all the actual clothing pieces and added the Medic patch. These are some of the few pictures I have remaining of that time, and I wasn't the one taking them (obviously) so now I'm looking at them and going "why was I standing like that? Why didn't someone put me in, you know, THE LIGHT?" and so on. Not much I can do about it now. 

I still have all the costume pieces and props. That Medigun weighs ten pounds. 

[giddlygoat]

the ubersaw is done!! :] now on to the enormous list yall made for me shbdbdb

[robin374]

First kiss with Medic (One-Shot)

This one here is for an anon, I hope you like it! 

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I always said that the bullet you heard was the one that missed you. Apparently, I didn't hear the bullet that went through my leg and now I was hiding behind some rocks with my leg bleeding profusely. My teammates didn't even realize I wasn't on the battlefield, they didn't even know I was hit by a bullet. We were winning the battle, well, they were winning the battle. I didn't manage to bring any help to the team since I was shot. I could feel the blood seeping through my fingers, all the effort I was making to stop the bleeding from the wound was of no use. The pain did not help at all, it spread throughout my leg like a deadly virus and did not let me think clearly. The loud and constant sounds of bombs and gunshots from my teammates didn't help either, my brain was projecting all kinds of scenarios where I always came out dead. I knew I couldn't die, both teams, RED and BLU, had a chip inserted so that these battles would go on forever. But that feeling of suffocation, of not being able to breathe for a few minutes was so overwhelming that I didn't want to feel it too many times. That’s why I tried not to die many times during the battle.

I heard Soldier's rocket launcher in the distance along with his amused laughter. I looked up and there he was, flying through the air preparing to slam his shovel into the head of any enemy that got in the way of his landing. I smiled as I heard an enemy scream in pain, sure enough it was Soldier who killed him. I heard some fast footsteps near me, there were two possible options; it was Scout looking for a medkit to steal or it was an enemy Spy. I grabbed my weapon in case it was an enemy, my heart accelerated and my whole body tensed, if I didn't get out of here alive I would have to feel that sensation of floating in an ocean without surface for several minutes until I appeared in the respawn. The footsteps were getting closer and closer, as was my possible death. I tightened my grip on the gun and my breath caught as I identified the BLU Scout right in front of me. He raised his bat to hit me at the same time I raised my gun to shoot him. Suddenly, I was seeing everything in slow motion; the drops of blood falling on my face, the sharp blade of Medic's ubersaw piercing Scout's chest and the corpse falling to the ground leaving me to see a furious Medic. "Are you okay?" he asked, I nodded still confused.

He approached me quickly, checked me for any serious wounds and snorted at the sight of my injured leg. I felt as if I was beginning to levitate as the MediGun's ray enveloped me, the burning pain of the wound disappeared as did my fear of dying at any instant. The cold breeze from the beam vanished and I noticed a pair of arms wrapped around me in a tight embrace. The warm feel of Medic's body against mine left me speechless, his face was hidden between my shoulder and my neck, I could feel the doctor's cold metallic glasses digging into my collarbone. "I was scared," he began while I still processed the hug. "I hadn't seen you since we started the fight. I even started to think the chip was broken and you were dead forever." His words confused me. "What do you mean?" I asked, bringing my hands behind his back. He mumbled something in German, which I clearly didn't understand. I repeated the question, this time patting him on the back. "I care about you, alright?" I didn't know what to answer, I was so caught off guard that the words wouldn't come out of my mouth. He broke away from the embrace and looked into my eyes, a faint light of an unidentifiable feeling illuminated his eyes, he was overthinking something. "Can I do something?" I nodded slowly not knowing if he was going to rip off my leg to experiment on it or if he was going to kill me to experiment on my corpse.

His lips landed on mine in a sweet kiss, his hands resting on my cheeks as I leaned in until I noticed the large rock on my back. A feeling of euphoria invaded my chest and caused me to wrap my arms around his neck as one of my hands played with his hair. He broke away from the kiss with a goofy grin on his face, hugged me again and let out a laugh of pure happiness. "Does this mean we're a couple?" he asked, his voice full of hope. I replied with a laugh, "I mean, if you really want it." I said, he pulled away in surprise and grabbed my cheeks pulling his face closer to mine and gave me a short kiss "how could I not want it?" He was about to kiss me again when we heard someone land next to us.

"Holy Mary, mother of Joseph" Soldier's voice caused Medic to roughly push me as far away from him as possible, he tried to disguise that he was looking for some wound on my body from afar. "You don't have anything a medkit won't fix, Y/N. Don't worry, I'll help you find one."

“Medic, we need you at the front lines of the battle! Don't be a coward!" Soldier exclaimed as he reloaded his rocket launcher. Medic grunted, then turned to me and patted me on the shoulder, "See you in my lab after the battle." He winked at me and followed Soldier. I stood stunned in my hiding place for a few minutes until Sniper appeared in my field of view, "Are you okay?" I jumped up in fright raising my arm to punch him but he dodged it. Without a word, he looked at me and ran off towards a particular location. Now I just had to survive until after the battle.

[automatonknight]

me when i play the class that medics uber and i get. ubered

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: *high fives the Pyro* Yeah, we won! Wooo- Wait, why do I feel a chill going down my spine? *turns around and jumps in fright* Ah, Doc! I-I forgot-

Medic: *incandescent with rage, down to 0.55559 health* D-Du Wichser! You just left me to die!

Scout: *nervously backing away* Top 30 reasons why Scout is sorry! Number 5 will surprise you!

Medic: TOP 30 ANIME DEATHS! *brings out the UberSaw* NUMBER 1, YOU’RE FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!

[waterfish123]

always thought medic's vsh voice lines were cute.... "protect me!" , but in reality, he can two slash a guy to death, I can even picture medic mouthing off about needing protection and then stabbing saxton to death with Ubersaw...I love this scary man.

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Started playing Medic more and everyone who says its the class for people who hate conflict/want an easy game is a goddamn liar. I am attacking these fuckers like a feral cat with my ubersaw. The slurs in the chat when I’m not “healing enough” are meaningless to me. I’m too busy descending into madness as i kill the enemy medic

RIGHT!!! I have no idea how "I play Medic bc I'm too scared to shoot gun uwu" became like, not a stereotype of Medic mains used by non-Medic mains to deride them, but like an actual thing that real Medic mains have told me to explain their life choices. In ANY sort of vaguely serious setting (read: not 2fort) playing Medic is one of the most socially demanding high-stress things you can do in tf2. You take one step out of line when ur Medic and your team swarms you like piranhas. Meanwhile if you play Scout or something you could spend fifteen minutes hitting yourself with your own Boston Basher but if you get two kills and touch the payload one time no one's the wiser

[ghostthecryptid]

Medic is the definition of "Agh Agh call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! But not for me >:}"

*Whips out the ubersaw*

[lucifer-the-fetus-eater]

you know what would convince me to unequip the ubersaw? if the solemn vow let you see cloaked spies' health if your crosshair finds them.

would it be unbalanced? no and if you say so you're a salty spy main who doesn't like strong independent medics shame on you