#the wording still works here tho yall so we good

[darlingod]

It is so embarrassingly blasphemous that there’s characters who think Jude loved Locke

Like when Cardan’s mom said Jude loved Locke at the trial, I went feral for her cause AS IFFFFFFFFF

[yurislotusgarden]

Relationship hc's

ʚїɞ Nakahara Chuuya x Gn!Reader

ʚїɞ Keep in mind English is not my first language, so you may find mistakes!

ʚїɞ Dazai's version

ʚїɞ word count: 1425

ʚїɞ Tw’s: None! Just pure fluff, pet names are used, reader’s gender is not specified in any way

ཐིཋྀ I love this man

ཐིཋྀ Anyway

ཐིཋྀ We all know he would be a gentleman to you <3

ཐིཋྀ Whether you live together or not, there's always a bouquet of your favorite flowers in a vase somewhere. Once they show even a small sign of dying he replaces them

ཐིཋྀ You still aren't sure how he knows about the flowers starting to wilt even when he's in another part of Japan or even another fucking country

ཐིཋྀ This man does both fancy and casual types of dates. Prefers fancy ones tho

ཐིཋྀ "Why have so much money and not use it to spoil the shit out of the love of my life?" <--- Chuuya wanting to spoil the fuck out of you all the time

ཐིཋྀ You probably live together after quite a short amount of time, like less than 8 months kind of short

ཐིཋྀ He's just so worried about your safety :(

ཐིཋྀ Both generally and because of his position as an executive

ཐིཋྀ You don't mind tho, don't lie to yourself

ཐིཋྀ Protective. Not overprotective but it's definitely up there on the scale. Kinda justified though

ཐིཋྀ Possessive mf

ཐིཋྀ Again, you don't mind as it's not to the point of being controlling and shit

ཐིཋྀ If you're in the PM, he still worries, just a little less since he knows you can take care of yourself

ཐིཋྀ If you're not an executive, you work under him for sure. Chuuya requested a change (if you weren't under him from the start) as soon as he realized this funny feeling he gets around you is love <3

ཐིཋྀ You know Dazai. No questions asked or doubt

ཐིཋྀ I saw around some time ago that someone wrote that Dazai breaks into wherever Chuuya lives. I’m sure it ain’t canon so just saying I very much hc him doing that

ཐིཋྀ You can see what I’m getting at, you probably met because of Dazai breaking into your guys' place😭

ཐིཋྀ Imagine you're cooking or something and hear someone in the house (Dazai doesn't try to hide he's there since he thinks Chuuya's home because of the light in the kitchen), thinking it's Chuuya you go to greet him before realizing  it's not him but someone else-

ཐིཋྀ "Who are you and why are you here?"

ཐིཋྀ "Those should be my questions asshole!"

ཐིཋྀ "The fuck you mean?"

ཐིཋྀ "I live here? You literally broke into my house!"

ཐིཋྀ "You live here? But it's the slugs house isn't it? Did I break into the wrong place???" He knows he didn't

ཐིཋྀ "Wait 'slugs'-"

ཐིཋྀ You totally didn't realize who Dazai is because of that nickname, nope. Chuuya didn't complain about a mackerel at all no-

ཐིཋྀ That was literally yall's first convo

ཐིཋྀ Dazai standing like he should be there, and you standing there with a gun pointed at him (that you have from Chuuya because he has weapons all over the house just in case anyway. That one was in the kitchen)

ཐིཋྀ You guys proceeded to talk like you guys knew each other for years until the ginger came home and flipped the fuck out at the sight

ཐིཋྀ He thought you would have a peaceful life by not knowing the stack of bandages

ཐིཋྀ And to the gingers' chagrin, you and the brunette ended up being good friends

ཐིཋྀAs to who knows about yall depends on who you are

ཐིཋྀ If you're in the PM, most if not all will know at some point

ཐིཋྀ Mori would probably not do anything about it as long as it doesn't affect your guys' performance on missions

ཐིཋྀ If you're a civilian, the people who know about you are the people he's the closest to and Mori somehow finds out

ཐིཋྀ Kouyou adores you if you share at least some interests and you don't mind being friends with mafiosos (basically not judging them just because of their work)

ཐིཋྀ You guys drink tea together. Even if you don't like tea, she managed to find one that you like

ཐིཋྀ Even if you don't share interests, she will have nothing against you as long as you ain't hurting Chuuya

ཐིཋྀ Akutagawa siblings know for sure, you basically adopted them LMAO

ཐིཋྀ You and Gin go shopping together, sometimes tugging Ryu around against his will with yall

ཐིཋྀ I mentioned Mori, he at first didn't care if the relationship didn't change anything and Chuuya was as efficient as normally

ཐིཋྀ But Elise met you in the city by accident and decided she likes you and deemed you her friend, so Moto “asked” you to play with her from time to time

ཐིཋྀ Goodluck if you're a low-energy person

ཐིཋྀ If you're in the PM and Elise wants to Play with you, you are for sure a little bit safer around Mori

ཐིཋྀ He doesn't want to deal with her whining and throwing a tantrum if he doesn't have to, so if you not being killed will make Elise happy, he won't do it

ཐིཋྀ Going back to the topic

ཐིཋྀ Rides on his motorcycle with you holding him tightly from behind right?

ཐིཋྀ Mf rides faster than necessary just because he likes it when you squeeze his waist because you think you will fall off

ཐིཋྀ He won't let you but oh well

ཐིཋྀ Similar to Dazai, man has got a grip of steel, so good luck getting up from his lap, cuddling, or in the morning if he won't want you to. We all know he ain’t weak, not in the slightest

ཐིཋྀ Would teach you self-defense if you don't already know it. He for sure doesn’t complain at having to do that, the view he gets is quite pretty y’know? You can say the same about your view :)

ཐིཋྀ This is purely a hc of mine but he would teach you French if you will ask him!!!

ཐིཋྀ Yes I'm one of those who hc that Chuuya either generally knows French due to Kouyou teaching him and Dazai, or he has some French genetics and wanted to just learn it either way taught by Kouyou LMAO

ཐིཋྀ Hope you aren’t weak to French because he can and will flirt with you in it <3

ཐིཋྀ If you are tho, knees? Weak. Nonexistent. Goodbye.

ཐིཋྀ Mister here will use it to his advantage. He knows what he’s doing and he ain’t stopping

ཐིཋྀ If you know a language he doesn't, he will gladly learn it just to speak in it with you. Especially if you're a foreigner, he certainly will learn your native tongue at one point. But, if you know a language he doesn't just because you wanted to know it, he learns it anyway

ཐིཋྀ Another way to shit-talk people without their knowledge <33

“I'm so lucky to be dating your pretty ass”

“I don't understand, doll. Say it in a language I can understand.”

“No, I don't think so, pretty boy”

“Are you cussing me out or something?”

ཐིཋྀ ^You talking to Chuuya in your language before he knew it to confuse him

ཐིཋྀ He was indeed confused

ཐིཋྀ Speaking of hc’s, heterochromia Chuuya <3

ཐིཋྀ You love his eyes, one blue and one brown. You fluster him because of just staring at his eyes and at him generally

ཐིཋྀ He lets you play with his hair, style, and all

ཐིཋྀ It's so soft you considered stealing his hair stuff when you first run your hands through it

ཐིཋྀ He wouldn't mind, wouldn't even try to stop you. Would probably encourage it actually

ཐིཋྀ It's playing into his possessiveness 

ཐིཋྀ This man has style, we know that. He also happens to have a big closet with his clothes :)

ཐིཋྀ Want a Chuuya-looking puddle on the floor? Wear. His. Clothes.

ཐིཋྀ The ginger will literally die if he comes home to you wearing his clothes. Anything. Wear anything and you will spot a wild Chuuya puddle in its natural habitat the floor

ཐིཋྀ AND IF YOU ASK HIM IF YOU CAN WEAR HIS STUFF WHILE EMBARRASSED???

ཐིཋྀ You make him want to sob :(

ཐིཋྀ Happily of course

ཐིཋྀ Use his shower stuff like shampoo and walk around in his clothes

ཐིཋྀ It does things to him

ཐིཋྀ Both fluffy and unholy thoughts are in this man's head if you’re just wearing his stuff

“Doll, you can’t do this to me.”

“Huh?”

ཐིཋྀ You’re either genuinely confused by his words or playing with him

ཐིཋྀ It ends the same anyways :) 

ཐིཋྀ “Take my card and go crazy, love.”

ཐིཋྀ ^Chuuya on any occasion

ཐིཋྀ If he could he would spend his money on you, he would but you always stop him

ཐིཋྀ Therefore that’s Chuuya on any occasion because he has an excuse for it

ཐིཋྀ Price tag? What’s that?

ཐིཋྀ It doesn’t exist in his eyes, you are worth every single penny in his wallet <3

ཐིཋྀ You guys have spa days at home

ཐིཋྀ Share skin care routines if you can

Notes, comments, reblogs and anything else is greatly appreciated

[redr0sewrites]

Kafka (HSR) Headcanons

REQS R STILL OPEN<3 KAFKA IS SO PRETTY OMFG I LOVE WOMEN AUUUGH

🥀CW: Smut in the nsfw part, bondage, marking, overall kinky stuff, non-sexual nudity mentioned in the sfw part

🥀 minors dni with the nsfw portion

SFW:

god i love women

kafka is often very busy, so i see her love language as words of affirmation

she loves flirting with you and whispering sweet things in your ear just to watch you get flustered

she can often be very touchy and flirty, however if it makes you uncomfortable she is shockingly good with boundaries and will simply give you space why would u say no tho

she loves having your head in her lap while she plays with your hair

she enjoys taking baths with you, esp after long or difficult missions

she will go all out, she will light candles, put rose petals and bubbles in the water, epson salt cuz its soothing, anything you like. there WILL be romantic music playing softly in the background, i said what i said

she likes to give you back massages and will give you small kisses on the back of your neck

she is VERY protective of you, i wouldnt say to a super controlling level but enough where she gets jealous pretty easily

she is actually so bad at dropping hints like she will flirt with anyone and anything but the second she caught feelings for u she had no idea what to do

she legit just teased u and made fun of u, you would probably think she hated you for awhile until you figured out that she was obsessed with u

have u seen her fit? yall def share a closet

her clothes are your clothes and vice versa

seeing you in her clothes sets something off in her i swear

this often leads to steamy makeout sessions and yk what else

SHE LOVES DOING YOUR MAKEUP AND HAIR SHE WOULD HELP YOU GET READY EVERY DAY IF SHE COULD

she will also let you do hers, but not super often since shes kinda busy sometimes and doesnt want to take forever getting ready

the type of person who can walk for hours and hours forEVER in super tall heels/platforms or "walk it off" after literally being beaten to near death in battle but will complain for days if she gets even the tiniest paper cut

likes giving back hugs

this is random but i feel like she eoukd enjoy puzzles and word games

YALL R THE TYPE TO GO ON FANCY DATES YALL R THE BIGGEST POWER COUPLE EVER

she always, ALWAYS pays for u, holds the door for u, she will hold ur shoes if they're bothering u/she will carry u if she can, LITERALLY A MIX BETWEEN GENTLEMAN AND MILF BEHAVIOR

she will prob introduce u to the other stellaron hunters if u dont already work w them

her friends r ur friends now

yall have self care dates where u get ur nails, hair, and skin care done and go to fancy spas or get massages im too broke to do this idk what people actually do at a spa

overall amazing and wonderful we ignore the fact that shes insane bc its hot

NSFW:

here we gooo

switch energy SWITCH ENERGY

when shes more subby shes still in control, i feel like she would def be a power bottom at least

really enjoys commanding you and ordering you around, gets off on your obedience and your disobedience

HAIR PULLER

she WILL wear a strap and use toys on you, putting a vibrator to your clit/cock while your tied down and watching you squirm and whimper, using leg spreaders to hold ur legs apart while she eats u out/sucks u off, paddles, rods/dildos, thrusting vibrators, she has it ALL

if u dont have stereotypically "female" genitals/or even if u do, she will peg u. there is no escaping it. she will overstimulate you and she will fuck u until ur begging for her to stop, thighs shaking, chest heaving, sobbing and pleading for a break

IDK IF I SAID THIS ALREADY BUT SHE WILL TIE U DOWN AND SHE WILL USE INTRICATE AND PRETTY DESIGNS AND ROPES TO DO SO

she very much enjoys riding ur face, seeing your face covered in her slick below her... godd ur gonna be up the whole night

exhibitionist (i am prob spelling this wrong💀) SHE LIKES PRESSING U UP AGAINST WINDOWS WHILE THERES PEOPLE OUTSIDE AND FUCKING U FROM BEHIND WITH HER STRAP

"oh? your upset about them seeing us? so what? dont worry your pretty little head about trivial things like that dolly, i'll take care of everything for you~" *proceeds to fuck u until ur babbling and no more worried are forming in ur head*

into sensory play as well

ur tied down and blindfolded and she will blot hot air against ur cunt/cock, run an ice cube up and down ur thighs, leave hickeys or kisses on ur thighs, trace a feather around ur chest and trail it down ur abdomen, just above where u want her, so close but so, so far...

perhaps she has a mommy kink, but it would take a little while to discover it 👀

wears lingerie on a regular basis and will strip in front of u at the end of the day leaving u in flustered in shock she loves seeing u all flushed and embarrassed omg

tease teas tease sOO UNFAIR

WILL TEASE U FOR DAYS ON END JUST TO GET U TO SUBMIT

OVERALL THE PERFECTEST AND HOTTEST LOVER U CAN EVER IMAGINE

hi guys cant believe i just wrote this anyways can u tell i have a preference LMFAOO shes just so cool <3 i might have a type *side eyes kindael, kafka, rosaria, and all the other pink/red associated women who r also fucking insane that i simp for* sorry i havent been super active lately, i prob wont be for a little while im going on vacation. however, reqs are still open i am BEGGING for reqs lmao😭 hope u enjoyed! lmk of any errors/gendering issues, hope u enjoyed

[acescorazon]

Crocodile x Mihawk x Buggy fic idea for you: Mihawk and Crocodile are stunned when they each discover both Yoru and Crocodile's gold hook missing. The both of them immediately suspect that Buggy did something. Pissed six ways to Hell they go looking for their "fearless leader". They find him in one of the workshops and all anger is replaced with astonishment when they find Buggy polishing Yoru to a radiant shine, while Crocodile's hook hand is already gleaming like it's been kissed by the sun itself. When they get closer, Mihawk is quietly stunned to see that Buggy has gone so far as to rewrap the hilt of the strongest blade in brand new gleaming white leather. Buggy does his best to be non-chalant as he explains that he simply wants his " Lieutenants" looking their best as he hands Crocodile his hook and assures Mihawk he's almost done polishing Yoru. The gesture actually shifts Mihawk and Crocodile's attitude towards Buggy after that. Before he knows it, Buggy is the one getting stunned when he winds up with the world's strongest swordsman and the former but still formidable leader of Baroque Works declaring that they are both in love with him and mean belong to him just as much as he does to them. Cue the absolute chaos that somehow becomes a genuinely loving throuple and a true for to be reckoned with in the pirate world.

IK WE'VE ALREADY TALKED BUT HI AGAIN POOKIE LOL. Anyways this is going to be another one of the requests i turn into a little series, if you didn't see the post where i went into more details click here. (That's if you want to, you don't have to LOL.) ALSO PT2 this is going to be the series i was talking about where i'm going to try and experiment with alternating POVS as mentioned here.

Anyways i hope everything goes well, and i'm going to debut the first three chapters before we get into anything serious, (but again, as mentioned before, i want everyone's feed back please so i know this is something yall might want again in the future. ((OR MIGHT NOT LOL) ) ) I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS THO POOKIE AND ILY MUAHHHHH.

AWYWHOREEEEEE LETS GET IT.

Title: Buggy's guide to bagging boyfriends

Ch: 1/?

Rating: PG-ish for now ig (But let's talk later about it.)

Word count: 2835

Chapter except:

The room fills with tension as the two other members of Cross Guild glare at him, and Crocodile is the first to speak up, “Where’s my damn hook?!” He asks, and even though it's first thing in the morning, his voice is still, loud, deep, and intimidating, and he doesn’t sound like he’s in a good mood… but, then again, Buggy doesn’t think he ever is. Mihawk follows suit, asking his own question afterwards in a significantly quieter, yet equally as intimidating voice, “...And why do you have my sword?”

Well, so much for the surprise...

It’s not like Buggy’s a workaholic or anything like that, he’s far from it actually. It’s just that even after he’s done doing his duties for the day, he often finds it hard to shut his brain off at night. He often tosses and turns in his bed, thinking about what he has to do in the morning or for the week, and sometimes finds himself wanting to get a head start on things. Tonight, he finds himself in another one of those situations, unable to sleep no matter how hard he tries because he keeps on thinking about Cross Guild and all that he has to do.

He has to have new weapons and medical supplies ordered, and he also has new men to welcome into the crew, each of whom he has to find a job for because Mihawk and Crocodile, while skilled in many things, aren’t big fans of doing the more simple tasks; like assigning their men jobs or giving them pep talks, or sending their families money after they’ve made an enemy out of themselves for attacking the marines. Damn, he has more bounties that need to be made too, and he has old ones that need to be taken off the market.

There’s so much to do, and part of him wants to go to sleep, but another part of him also wants to get back up and get right back to work again. It’s weird. 

Two, three, and then four o'clock, quickly passes him by as he continues to think about all that he has to do. He feels full of energy right now despite the fact that prior to lying down, he felt exhausted. He kept yawning and could barely keep his eyes open, but now, as he lies in his bed, it seems like he can’t fall asleep no matter how hard he tries. It seems like his previous exhaustion was just a sick prank his brain played on him. Thanks, brain. He continues to think about Cross Guild, he wasn’t exactly serious about it before. He was more or less just in it because he needed to repay his debt to Crocodile, but now… Well, he can’t say it’s the worst thing in the world. 

It has its cons of course: Mihawk and Crocodile are always bullying him, plus they make him run around like a chicken with its head cut off, doing what could only be considered more of a manager role than the big boss role, but Buggy kind of enjoys it actually. It makes the days go by a little quicker because he has so many things to do and men to look after these days, and he thinks his responsibilities are only going to grow in the future. 

His thoughts shift slightly, and he goes from thinking about all the things he needs to do to thinking about his ‘subordinates’ and his relationship with them. Buggy’s always had a rather rocky relationship with Mihawk and Crocodile but…It’s not like he would be opposed to being their friend or anything like that, the two just never seemed interested in anything other than a work relationship (or beating him up.) But maybe if Buggy actually put in an effort to be their friend, they could fix things and this Cross Guild thing could really kick ass! Perhaps if he did something nice for them, they’d stop hating him and see that Buggy’s not that bad of a guy after all. 

Should he do that? 

He finds himself wondering if he should just give this whole Cross Guild thing his all, you know, make the best out of a bad situation because he’s not going anywhere any time soon… Maybe there are ways to make his, Mihawk, and Crocodile’s relationship better, like, maybe he could get them all matching red cloaks, that’d make them look like a flashy team, right?? Okay, they’d probably kill him on the spot if he did something like that. Oh, uh, maybe he could gift them some sake! Wait…They’re kind of snobby and only drink aged wine or some crap. Uh, uh… what could he do for them? 

A sudden idea pops up in Buggy’s mind and he glances over at the clock by his bedside again, wondering how in just a few short seconds it went from four in the morning to almost six. Gah, time doesn’t make sense, but that doesn’t matter right now.

What are the most important things to Crocodile and Mihawk? Why, it’s their hook and sword of course! Well, actually, he’s pretty sure the most important thing to Crocodile is money and power, but that doesn’t matter! What if he shined their things for them!! That would be nice, wouldn’t it? And then they would definitely stop hating him and being mean to him, right? They’d have to! They’ll want to be his best friend if he does something that nice!! Buggy will give Crocodile’s hook and Mihawk’s sword a nice shine, and then they’ll be all like, ‘Oh, my god, Buggy. You’re so amazing, you’re so wonderful, you’re so sexy and smart, we love you!!!!’ Okay, wait, they probably won’t do the last thing, but Buggy can hear their praises now.

God, he’s so smart. 

Buggy hops out of bed, quickly gets himself dressed, and then makes his way out of his tent. The island feels so calm and peaceful right now as his men continue to sleep in the early morning hours. Everything is deserted and quiet, and Buggy enjoys the scenery, finding Emptee Bluffs island the most beautiful during early summer mornings such as this. Buggy just so happens to notice that the sun is just barely beginning to peek over the horizon as he heads to Crocodile’s tent first, and he takes a moment to admire its beauty before continuing on with his tasks. He's so excited for this! He’s going to have two, not one, but two, super cool best friends!   

As Crocodile’s tent comes into view, Buggy’s heart starts pounding in his chest because, despite knowing he has nothing but good intentions, he knows that if Crocodile were to discover what he plans on doing, then he’d wring his neck for sure. So, he quietly sneaks into Crocodile’s tent, and in his room, he can just barely make out the soft sounds of snoring coming from over at his bed. Perfect, Buggy thinks, hoping that there might be a chance that Crocodile doesn’t sleep with his hook on, and as he crouches down and makes his way slowly across the dimly lit room, he notices the object of his desire lying right on top of Crocodile’s nightstand. 

Perfect. He’s going to be so surprised! Buggy’s going to just take this for a little while, but he’s going to make sure he returns Crocodile’s hook, and of course, Mihawk’s sword, before either of them realizes that their belongings have even gone missing! 

Buggy quickly snatches up Crocodile’s hook, clutching it close to his chest, and then goes after his next target: Yoru. He thinks things might be a little more difficult considering that Mihawk may very well be awake at this time since he seems like an early riser, and Buggy has often seen him taking morning walks around the island or getting a cup of coffee from the cafeteria. It’ll be alright though, maybe he’ll be asleep or out of his tent. Buggy wastes little time making his way over to Mihawk’s tent, peeking his head in first to see if he’s awake or even inside, and when he realizes that his tent is empty, but Yoru is resting against the side of his bed, he grins, grabbing Mihawk’s beloved sword and quickly making a run for it.  

Buggy can try to hide Crocodile’s hook but, obviously, it’ll be a little hard given its size, but there’s no way that he could possibly hide Mihawk’s sword, so he makes a quick run for it towards one of the island’s workshops, grunting on the way there from the sheer weight of both items. He looks around the shop once he’s inside, searching for some polishing cream and a rag, and struggling for a moment because he doesn’t usually come to this place. Usually, he just stops by for a few minutes to check up on his men, so he doesn’t know where anything is. Everything is so familiar yet unfamiliar at the same time, but he eventually finds what he needs and begins working on his surprise, having a seat on a stool and polishing Crocodile’s hook first.

He grunts again as he holds the heavy metal in his hands, wondering how Crocodile can even use this as a prosthetic with how heavy it is. He thinks it has to be at least a good thirty pounds alone, but that’s none of Buggy’s concern, he just took it so that he would be able to give it the shine it needs. Not only does giving this bad boy a good shine seem nice, but wouldn’t it be cooler if Crocodile engaged in battle with the Marines or even one of the mighty four emperors (not Buggy though.) and he had the coolest, most shiniest, most bad ass hook the world’s ever seen?!

Hell yeah, it would be! Crocodile is going to look so freaking cool thanks to Buggy!!! 

He polishes the hook once, but it honestly doesn’t look shiny enough the first time around, so Buggy decides to polish it again, and then actually a third time because he wants that bad boy to shine like a diamond…even though it’s gold. It doesn’t matter, he just wants it to look pretty. He wants it so shiny that light will bounce off it and blind people, that’s how shiny he wants Crocodile’s gold hook to be, and as he finishes polishing it, he smiles to himself, now a little sweaty because of the poor ventilation in the workshop. 

Buggy moves on to Yoru next and as he holds the sword up, he once again takes the time to mentally complain about the pure weight of the object alone, wondering how Mihawk carries the damn thing on his back all the time without having any problems. He must have a spine made out of steel.

(Buggy wishes he could say the same.)

Buggy stares at the sword, admiring its beauty for a moment before lying it down on the workbench in front of him, he notices as he begins to polish the blade that the bandages around the hilt are a little ragged and dirty now, most likely from how much its owner uses it, and Buggy gets another idea in his head at that moment, wondering if there’s anything that he can rewrap the hilt of the sword with. He figures that he’ll worry about that a bit later though as he begins to polish Yoru, and just like with Crocodile’s hook, Buggy can’t help but think that the sword would look so much cooler and prettier if it was shinier. Like, yeah, it’s already stunning, but it just needs that extra layer of flashiness to really make it stand out, and so he takes his time polishing the blade, shining it until it’s bright and pretty, and so dazzling it makes Buggy’s eyes hurt, and once he’s done he looks for something to rewrap the hilt with. 

It takes him a little while, but he does eventually find some white leather that he thinks could probably be used to wrap the hilt with, and he begins to unwrap the bandages from around the sword, which, by the way, takes a whole lot longer than Buggy thought it would.  He eventually manages to get the bandages wrapped around the hilt off though, and then proceeds to wrap, and unwrap, and then wrap the sword again. He does this several times because this too, isn’t as easy as he thought it would be, but he slowly starts to figure out how to make the leather around the hilt look juuuust right...When all of a sudden, he hears loud, quick footsteps coming from the outside of the tent, but he figures it's just his men ready to start their day. 

How long have I been here? Buggy wonders as he continues to wrap Yoru’s hilt. He doesn’t have a watch on him, but he doesn’t feel like he’s spent that much time in the workshop, maybe because he’s genuinely enjoying himself and likes the idea of possibly making Mihawk and Crocodile happy? 

“Hey, Clown, you in there?!” 

Buggy pauses in an instant. Crocodile…? He wonders, taking a moment to figure out who the gravelly voice that just called out to him belongs to. Oh no! The surprise, it’s going to be ruined if he doesn– 

Too late. 

Mihawk and Crocodile come barging into the tent, both red in the face and looking like they want to snap Buggy’s neck but to be fair, they always look like that. Buggy pauses for a moment and stares up at his two chief officers, unsure of how to explain himself now that he’s been caught. Damn it, he really thought that he could get everything done before they realized their stuff was missing!! Seriously, how long has he been in the workshop?!

The room fills with tension as the two other members of Cross Guild glare at him, and Crocodile is the first to speak up, “Where’s my damn hook?!” He asks, and even though it's first thing in the morning, his voice is still, loud, deep, and intimidating, and he doesn’t sound like he’s in a good mood… but, then again, Buggy doesn’t think he ever is. Mihawk follows suit, asking his own question afterwards in a significantly quieter, yet equally as intimidating voice, “...And why do you have my sword?”

Well, so much for the surprise... 

Buggy places Yoru down for a moment as the other two former warlords approach him, and he notices how their expressions go from unbridled rage to pure confusion in a moment’s notice as soon as they get a little closer to him. He stands up and picks up Crocodile’s hook first and hands it to him, “I know I shouldn’t have taken your stuff,” He admits, and both Mihawk and Crocodile’s confusion only seems to grow, “But I just suddenly thought to myself: ‘Wow, i want to do something nice for them so that maybe we could be friends…and that you guys would look so cool if your weapons were all clean and shiny…” He chuckles lightly for a moment, trying to find the right words to explain how he got ahead of himself, but everything was all out of the goodness of his heart.

 

 “Seriously, guys, i was hoping that i could get everything polished before you even noticed your things were gone, but obviously that didn’t happen…” He sighs, rubbing the back of his head, “But, yeah, i wasn’t trying to make you guys mad or anything, just wanted you to look cool and to be friends!”

There’s absolute silence after Buggy’s explanation. Crocodile looks down at his hook, twisting and turning it in his hand as he examines it, and then suddenly he mutters a quiet, “Whatever, just don’t steal it again.” before he makes his leave, and honestly… Considering this is Crocodile we’re talking about, Buggy feels like things went a lot better than they could have… but still, he’s a little disappointed at that reaction. Was Crocodile’s hook not shiny enough? Or is he just really upset that Buggy stole his hand in the first place? Ah, shucks… Maybe he messed up. Maybe he should have done something else for him instead…Is his relationship with Crocodile going to be even more strained because of this? 

Aw, man. He hopes not! 

Buggy turns to Mihawk next, who is still staring at him speechlessly with wide eyes. He gives him a small, little smile, hoping that he hasn’t screwed things up with Mihawk too, “Uh, no offense, but the bandages around your sword were a little worn out, so uh, i thought i’d rewrap your sword too. I’m almost done, just give me a second,” Buggy tells him and then sits back down on the stool he was using, quickly finishing his job and wrapping Yoru’s hilt tightly, and afterwards he stands back up and gives Mihawk a proper grin, hoping that he might be a little more appreciative of his gift. “There! All done,” He says, handing the sword back to its owner. 

Mihawk continues to just stare at him even after he gets his sword back, and honestly, Buggy didn’t do any of this for a thank you or praise, even though that would be nice, he did this because he genuinely wanted to change things between him, Hawkeye, and Crocodile…So, he’s a little shocked when Mihawk simply sighs before quickly leaving the workshop too, not even saying another word to Buggy.

…So, are they not going to be super cool best friends?

((A/N: Hopefully this isn't ASS.))

[phoxey]

Talent vs Hard Work

This is part 2, for Part 1 click here

Bebe!Bada x WolfLo!reader

CW: reconciliation first fluffy then smutty... (yall wanted it that way.... tho me too tbh) MDNI

AN: Thank you for your support for this random two-shot, it really means a lot to me! So enjoy this!

“Don’t forget that I loved dancing first, Bada Lee! All of what you are now is because of me! You may have talent, but you would never have found it, if it wasn’t for me! I built both of our careers. But honestly? I wish I would have never taken you dancing. We both would have regular lives; all of this shit would have never happened. Maybe you would have actually proposed today…”

“I guess we will never know.”, Bada said quietly.

You sighed. “I love dancing. I really do. But before I loved dancing, I loved you.”, you whispered then.

Bada looked at you then, pain in her eyes. “Then why did you always hold me back? Why did you never share my ambitions? You always talked me out of taking advanced classes… I thought we wanted to become a famous duo together?”

You looked away ashamed. She was right. “Because I never wanted to be famous. I just wanted to dance with you. And when you became so good that you could take the advanced classes, I knew I couldn’t, because I don’t have your talent. You would find new friends; we would have grown apart. I didn’t want that. I wanted to keep you to myself. I was selfish like that.”, you admitted.

“So, you wanted to me be unhappy?”

“No! I want you to be happy. But I thought I could be the sole reason for your happiness…”

“But you always were! I wanted nothing more than being successful with you, dancing with you. You are the reason I fell in love with dancing. If I had started dancing alone, I don’t think I would have fallen in love with it. But when you changed… when you began being passive aggressive about my dancing, I felt like you began to hate me. It broke my heart.”, Bada said and sat down on one of the sofas. Reluctantly you sat down next to her on the couch. “I thought if I get you to stop dancing, I get both, a career I love and my best friend who I loved.”

“That’s why you said all those things?”, you asked.

Bada nodded. “Stupid, if I think about it. Why would you stay my friend if I bullied you out of dancing?”

“We both were stupid. Why would you stay my friend if I caged you and limited you?”

Bada then grinned a little, it was a tired and sad smile. She looked at you and shoved you a little with her shoulder.

“What was that for?”, you pouted.

“Wanna know a secret?”, Bada asked.

You nodded.

“I never liked the word ‘friend’ when it came to us.”, Bada whispered.

“Yeah me neither…”, you blushed. “Bada?”

“Yeah?”

“Do you think we can start over?”

“Do you really want to? I don’t want to start over…”, Bada said.

“Oh… ok…”, you whispered and looked down.

Bada took your hand then. “I don’t want to start over, I don’t want ignore what we had. Because what we had was great. And the last ten years… maybe we needed that to grow as people independently. But now we found eachother again. I believe if we accept what happened and work through it, we can be stronger… together.”

You laced your fingers with hers and looked at her with tears in your eyes. “Please don’t leave me again. I can’t do this shit again.”

Bada cupped your chin and kissed your tears away, before putting her forehead to yours. “I won’t.”

“Promise?”

“Promise.”, she whispered and kissed your lips, almost desperately.

You leaned into it. You both kissed to convey the words neither of you could say. But Bada suddenly broke off the kiss. You wanted to protest until she showed you your hand, that she still held with hers. Around your wrist was a blue and purple bracelet. You noticed the same on hers.

“You still had them?”, you gasped.

“Yeah. I couldn’t bring it over myself to throw them away.”, Bada whispered and kissed your wrist. “I’m glad I didn’t. That way I can keep my promise from ten years ago.”

“Your promise?”

“I said I would propose in ten years.”

Your eyes got big. “Bada!”

“Would you like to be my girlfriend?”, she asked softly and before she had even finished her sentence, you were eagerly nodding.

“Yes, Bada, I would.”

She kissed you again, deeper this time. She let go of your hand in favor of letting her hands roam over your sides, while your arms wrapped around her neck. You both chuckled briefly, as you clumsily moved to sit in her lap. As soon as you had straddled her, Bada’s hands moved to cup your ass and pull you as close as possible against her. You grinned and paid her back by sucking on her tongue. A low moan escaped Bada’s throat. But before the tall woman could react, you had already found your next target: Bada’s neck; and you were rewarded immediately by Bada moaning your name.

Her head fell back to give you full access to her neck. “You don’t know how often I thought about doing this…”

After a moment of just enjoying your affections, she decided it was her turn now. One hand in your hair, she pulled your head to the side, so that she could return the favor and hungrily attacked your throat with lips, teeth, and tongue. Your moans were music in Bada’s ears, so her hand danced deliberately up to cup your breast. Soon you were a panting and moaning mess because of her efforts, your hips were bucking restlessly in desperate search for something, anything.

“Bada… please…”, you breathed out, not quite sure what exactly you were asking for, you just wanted more. More of everything. More of her.

Bada seemed to understand though, she could always read your mind. Both of her hands moved down and expertly opened your pants just enough so that her hand could slip in. Bada’s fingers were immediately met with your wetness.

“Shit, baby… you need me that much?”, she whispered then, against your lips.

You nodded shyly when you saw her smirk. Bada’s fingers left your pants again, but before you could protest you saw her putting her finger into her mouth. “I needed a taste. Since we don’t have time for the whole thing now.”, she whispered.

Then her hand slipped into your pants again. You held your breath when she ran her finger along your heat, always stopping just before touching your clit. She definitely enjoyed teasing you. But Bada wasn’t the most patient person and soon she gave in to her desires and slipped her finger into you. It was hard for her to control herself, but she wanted to give you at least a moment to adjust. But she found, you didn’t even need that. Because as soon as she was inside of you, you started rolling your hip, chasing that sparkly feeling inside of your stomach. Bada decided a second finger couldn’t hurt, and she was right. Soft moans fell from your lips, that she drunk in with her own.

Meanwhile she started to thrust a little rougher, losing herself in the feeling of you clenching around her fingers. Her palm was rubbing against your clit, only adding to your pleasure.

Damn you, Bada. Why was she so talented at this too?

Your kisses were all teeth and tongue by now. She was helping you ride her fingers, by grasping and guiding your hip. Bada could feel you clenching harder and harder, indicating that you were close.

“Cum for me, baby. Please.”, she muttered into your ear.

Almost on command you came, with a soft scream that Bada quickly silenced with a kiss. A few erratic jerks with your hips later, you sank against her exhausted. Gently Bada pulled her fingers out and tenderly rubbed your back.

“You did so well.”, she whispered as you hid your face in the crook of her neck, panting harshly.

“We should get back…”, you mumbled after you had caught your breath and pulled away, even though you wanted nothing more than staying like this forever.

You gasped when you saw a giant purple spot on Bada’s neck. “Oh shit! I think I got carried away.”

Bada’s thumb ran over your throat as well. “Me too.”

You wrapped Bada’s Bebe scarf around her neck to hide the hickey and Bada did the same for you with your WolfLo scarf.

Both of you got up, you were noticeably wobbly on your legs, so Bada grabbed your hand, that you wouldn’t fall.

“Tonight, you will get all of this and more back.”, you hissed, noticing your soreness between your legs.

“I’m looking forward to it.”, she whispered into your ear.

Hand in hand you walked downstairs to the fight zone again. All of the dancers looked at you two, as they all have been waiting. Bada squeezed your hand one last time, before you had to let go to walk over to your own crew.

Arriving there Haechi grinned smugly. “You really took reconciling to a whole other level.”

You laughed. “Shut up and let me be happy. I have a girlfriend now, what do you have?”

You looked over to Bebe and Bada was already gazing at you, smiling fondly. You smiled back.

In the end, in every fight, love will always win.

[bromelads]

Done with vacation, prepping for a big workday tomorrow and finally got a chance to look at the container worksheet for ""the izcourse"" and it's been really nice to see people's responses to it and to the post.

Thank you to everyone who’s given their two cents, reblogged, and who’s expressed support to the idea of a restorative approach to harm (especially racist harm) in the fandom.

In the spirit of seeing this bear fruit, I've decided to make the spreadsheet "view only" since the last time it got a response was three days ago. I think it's reached a point where there's enough to glean useful information (DM me if u wanna add more).

@ourflagmeansgayrights thank you for doing the work of disseminating the post within your circles. and for keeping this dialogue open. I hope your tumblr break goes well 👋🏽 Tho I was hoping for other voices to join in on the conversation, I didn't expect for them to come in thru our dialogue like that.

When you shared that list, I saw an opportunity to contribute skills and knowledge I have in service of a fandom community that I really care about. A lot of people have expressed in tags that they want to see this go somewhere. Even if its just out of curiosity, even if it’s A Lot, even if it’s really intense, and even if they’re not invested in “the izcourse” itself.

Community care, especially liberation-centered community care, takes vulnerability and creativity and courage and discomfort. I’m sure a lot of us didn’t sign up to do “community care” as part of our fandom experience. We also didn’t sign up for verbal abuse, targeted harassment, and strangers on the internet threatening our livelihoods.

As I mentioned before, I’m a trained facilitator and educate community members on anti racism irl. Creating spaces for people to come together and learn from each other is just what I do 🤷🏽‍♀️ and this IS A Lot. It’s also well worth the trouble. I think @blow-me-a-kis put it beautifully in these tags.

#the izcourse #ofmd #I fucks heavy with the work Snann is doing to improve the conditons of fandom #we don't all have to be best friends #but we can make this fandom better and we should try #because ofmd means a lot to all of us and we deserve to have accord in the few places in the world where we get a say #talk it through as a crew #also Hell Yeah to my fellow BIPOC canyonites!!! #the responses to the worksheet are brilliant and such a satisfying read #| want yall to understand this is LOVE #Bell Hooks said # Love is a combination of care commitment knowledge responsibility respect and trust #thats what we are building here

(I know that the bit about the Izzy Canyonite responses won’t resonate with everyone. I left it on the tags because believing one can be objective about anything is a trap. 🌻 I can own that “Izzy Canyon” is the subset of the fandom that I’m in and still be invested in the well-being of fans of color and other vulnerable fans throughout the fandom. Also leaving Kis’ words of affirmation because it feels good when ppl recognize that work’s been going into this. Loving and freely given but work nonetheless)

Love is caring about the well-being of the people in the ofmd fandom matters in both concrete (I want my friends to be ok) and abstract ways (other fans deserve to have a fandom experience that’s life affirming). It’s standing up for fellow fans, especially People of Color and other vulnerable fans, when we see them being abused in our digital sandbox. It’s accepting that our hearts beat faster (and not in a pleasant way) when we talk and think about these things because they matter to us.

So this is a direct request to everyone, particularly “Izzy critical” fans, who’re interested in an effort to address harm in our ofmd fandom community restoratively.

Little explanation for each point

Illustrates the “social landscape” we’re working on, particularly the extent of our common ground. Especially useful for an online community

What are the wounds we’re dealing with? Where does repair need to happen?

Compile the responses to harm listed. This will help determine what responses actually mitigate and discourage harm. It could also help us see where there’s room for culture change/innovation.

Identify the grievances expressed by Izzy fans (particularly fans of color) as well. @ourflagmeansgayrights suggested this. I’m pretty sure this information can be gleaned from the sheet itself and any of the earlier posts that brought us here.

This is not the only way to proceed, but it’s an idea.

The end goal is “come up with restorative ways to address and reduce harm, especially racist harm, in the ofmd fandom.” I don’t know exactly how we’ll get there but it’d be really neat if we could do it by honoring one of the show’s iconic lines and central themes:

[kaseyskat]

hmmm. 22 or 24 for lovesong? if ur still doing these no rush or pressure tho :-)<33

(#22- a kiss in a rush of adrenaline- #24 a kiss in danger)

(for context: because i don't want this one to sound too similar to the other lovesong prompt, i ammmm going to set this in RWBY au! i'll explain some terms in the notes for yall so nobody is too lost :) my apologies)

~~

It isn't often that team TGLNS gets separated for missions. After all, the whole point of being teamed up is that they learn how to work as a team, and yet...

... well, they were told this situation required delicacy. They were split three-ways in the cover of the night: Lark would go on his own, completely cloaked by his semblance, while Grant and Terry covered them from behind, leaving Nick and Sparrow to pair up and secure the base they were sent to protect.

Fighting at night is always harder. Already, Grimm lurk in the shadows, and it is only the faint way Sparrow is glowing that wards them off for the time being- Nick is fairly positive that if she weren't using her semblance, they would've already been attacked.

Sparrow is quiet for once, though her hand trembles in Nick's own as they walk through the forest path towards the base. Her semblance - her own personal superpower, the way she can turn herself into light - certainly comes in handy to make her the world's prettiest night light, but it's a little unnerving to see the way she trembles ever so slightly in the dark.

"Hey," Nick whispers, squeezing her hand. "What's up?"

"I wish Lark were here," Sparrow admits, and she shivers as the breeze catches them both, ruffling her hair and his jacket sleeves in one gentle wave. "I'm worried about him."

"Your brother is gonna be fine, he's a total badass." Nick reassures, and he resists the urge to throw his arm around her, to hold her the way he's been longing for weeks now. "And he's entrusted your safety to me, so give him that same faith, huh?"

"I could kick ass without you," Sparrow retorts, but the silly quip works; she's not shaking so much, and her light is a little steadier as they approach the base.

Crazy that this is the base that criminals use. Nick swallows thickly as they stare at the door, the sounds of Grimm getting closer faint but not far off. "Your grandfather could be here," he murmurs, the words getting stuck in his throat. "Are you... okay with that?"

"My grandfather is a piece of shit who wants to make the world harder for everyone except himself," Sparrow scoffs, and she drops Nick's hand to summon her gauntlet, her form getting a little brighter. "I hope we run into him, so I can kick his ass properly."

Grimm are on their tail now, no longer warded off by Sparrow's semblance, and even though Nick is sure that Grant has their back from the trees and Terry is ready to spring to action if they need him, he can't help but vibrate with adrenaline- brothers above, he loves the thrill of a good fight, especially when he's in such good company. "Looks like the Grimm might get to us first," he warns, even as he summons his spear, his own semblance thrumming underneath his skin, waiting to be used. "Seems we won't get into this place without a fight regardless."

"Let's hope Lark's beaten us there, then," Sparrow says, and she clenches her gauntlet into her chest, spinning on her heels to face Nick. There is something dark in her eyes, even as her glow gets even more intense. "Ready for Operation Flash-Bang?"

"We were born ready," Nick grins.

Before he can use his semblance though, Sparrow does something completely unexpected: she leans up on her toes and draws Nick into a kiss. It isn't the first time they've kissed, but the way that Nick's heart is already beating rapidly from the oncoming fight coupled with how Sparrow's non-gauntlet-ed fist comes to tangle in his hair has him heady, faint.

"For good luck," Sparrow whispers while still against his lips, her breath warm and sending shivers down Nick's spine. "Let's kick some ass, shall we?"

"If you kiss me before every battle, I'll have to fight more often," Nick whispers right back, and he can't resist the urge to lean back in for one last quick kiss, lingering in her taste, her scent.

"Don't get too cocky," Sparrow teases when he straightens back up, but her cheeks are flushed, the light of her semblance doing little to hide it. "Now come on: it'll be embarrassing if Grant takes out more Grimm than we do from the trees."

"Pretty sure that's his job," Nick points out, but as Sparrow leaps into danger, gauntlet held in front of her and glowing brighter than ever, it's all he can do to follow her lead and activate his own semblance, his spear splitting in half as his form splits in two.

It's still a long shot, three against... however many Grimm face them in the woods, not to mention the White Fang rebels they might find in the base. But as long as they're together... Nick has no doubts that they'll be victorious.

[aimixx]

Happy Valentine's day everyone! I love you all so much and for liking my content! Thank you so much for your support I'm giving yall a bouquet of flowers and a basket of rubber ducks<33

I wanted to do the ship your moots thing because it's so cute and also Valentine's day! WISHING ALL MY MOOTS HAPPY VALENTINE'S MWAH MWAH ILY ALL SO MUCH

Starting with my bff @baeshijima

Soph, you fr are a blessing in my life and I'm so happy that we met and became such great friends! No amount of words can describe how much I love and appreciate you. I still remember how we met through me sending you asks and we instantly became besties. Now look at us, a healthy friendship and we love our fictional men with angst, but fr tho I see you as a little sister and I'm so happy and thankful for this. Thank you so much for always being there for me, I'll always be here for you if you need anything bff I got you<33

Have your Valentine's day date with Alhaitham!

You would expect Alhaitham to not care about things like Valentine's day, but he does. Ever since you two started dating and he started to care about all the things you care about, your interests, hobbies and many more. Not only does he feel closer to you, but he also gets to try new things with you. He knows how excited you are about Valentine's day, so he prepared everything, even went as far as asking Kaveh on date ideas which send his roommate into a shock. He prepared everything to see you happy. For Alhaitham, you smiling is the prettiest view he has ever seen in his life.

Next up, beloved bestie @stellumi

Omg we've been friends for a long time but we began to communicate more frequently and you are an amazing person and very supportive too. I see you as a big sister and also a great friend, thank you so much for this amazing friendship bestie. I love u sm and will always be here for u<3

Have your Valentine's day date with Vyn! (bcs u made me fall for him)

Vyn is ready for this day, in fact he has been preparing for a long time now to have the perfect date together for Valentine's day. From the nice breakfast and tea that you two will have together in his house, to a nice date all around the city of Stellis and visiting places you've never been to. Vyn knows you, and knows how to make you happy, your happiness is also his happiness. You are the precious rose that he wants to protect for the rest of his life and always make you happy. So when you took his hand and enjoyed the day together with all the surprises you two prepared for each other, you two were very happy. "Darling, did you have fun today?" He asked, in return you gave him a soft smile. "Everyday with you is happiness."

@astranne my beloved

Even though we knew each other for a short while but you really are a good friend and I really like talking with you. We either scream about fictional men (kazuha) or would talk about random stuff and I really like this atmosphere we have. Thank you for being my friend I love you so much<333

Have your Valentine's day date with Kazuha!

Poets. Poets are so romantic and Kazuha has an idea to spend Valentine's day together. While he was traveling, he found many beautiful sceneries that reminded him of you and also gave him more ideas for the date. When the day came, he took you to his favorite spot on top of a mountain in Sumeru where you can enjoy a great view of Port Ourmos with the sunset. He prepared a special Haiku for you and you two shared a lovely time together Kazuha makes sure that you always feel loved, and he never skipped a day to do so.

bff @lilikags

holds you gently and gives you a pat. We knew each other for so long and enstars made us become besties and thats a huge happyele w right there. You are a little sister to me and an amazing bestie I'm so glad we became close friends. I will always be here for you and will always have your back. Thank you so much for being my friend ilysm<333

Have your Valentine's day date with Nazuna!

He took a break from work and college for you. Today, he is not a famous idol or a college student, he is your boyfriend who will spend every second of the day with you. You and Nazuna had a cute amusement park date together. Getting yourselves matching headbands, going on many rides together, taking many pictures and enjoyed the fun atmosphere. At the end of the day, he gave you a cute matching keychain and a soft kiss on the forehead. All while muttering how much he loves you.

my bae @spiriteddreams

I really like the chaotic soft vibes you give, its so comforting and it's what made me want to get to know you. We recently became friends and honestly you are such a sweet and amazing person who I really am grateful to have in my life. Thank you for being my friend bestie ily<333

Have your Valentine's day date with Xiao!

A surprise date for Xiao. For the past few days, he was very focused on protecting the lands of Liyue and ended up exhausting himself even though he doesn't want to admit it. So you came up with a plan with the help of the adventurer's guild and the traveler. The adventurer's guild and the traveler made sure that the lands of liyue are safe from any harm as you prepared a nice, relaxing date with Xiao. A nice picnic together on the shores of Liyue as you two laid on the sand and enjoyed the nice weather. Xiao has never felt this relaxed before, he never felt so peaceful. As he held your hand and gave it a soft kiss, he wished you a happy Valentine's day.

my chaotic bestie @cherry-froggie

I love your energy so much omg I'm so happy I met someone as amazing as you. You are so awesome and I'm so grateful to have you as a friend. Happy Valentine's day bestie Ilyyy

Have your Valentine's day date with Scara!

Becoming a wanderer has its perks, and they are all perks that Scaramouche likes. The best part about being a wanderer is meeting you, you who treated him nicely and joined him on many of his adventures, you who always talked throughout your travels and he never complained, you who is always here for him. For Valentine's day, he decided to show you just how much he appreciates your presence in his life, even though he still doesn't trust people, but you are the one he trusts the most

[westywallowing]

more of wes' dnf fic recs <3

alright you guys even though no one asked for it here are more of my dnf fic recs :] (pls be aware of readings and tags and remember that I am an adult so read at ur own risk lol) I'll put a 💌 emoji next to the fics that have some graphic/mature content!

"the spaces between words" by effervescentwolf 💌

George ever so slowly allows himself to be completely and utterly in love with Dream.

this has been one of my FAVS recently yall. Dream is just such a whipped sweetheart and is so patient with George. there's nothing more that I love than an unspoken understanding that sometimes verbalizing emotions is hard for people, but that doesn't mean they aren't there :) Affection is A++ here, so much fluff (read tags tho!)

"a brief inquiry into (real) relationships" by quarzfia

Or, Dream's misreads an invite to a wedding, and now has to fake a relationship with the boy he's fallen head over heels for.

look, I know we've all read our fair shares of fake relationship aus, but THIS. THIS IS WHERE ITS AT. I love how the author writes their relationship and how they interact with each other, it's the perfect mix of humor/wit and tenderness that makes it just 🥰

"The Sun Did Not Yet Know" by keepAPlaceForMe

George is the moon god and Dream is a little star who falls in love with him. Over the course of many millennia, he gains a body, a godliness, and a lover.

guys this was written by the loml @demigodfoolish and I still read it all the time, it was based off of my dnf sun and moon au and it is SO SOFT. SO FLUFFY. SO CUTE. please it deserve more hits and love and attention. if you love any writing with a shit tone of space/astronomy references then this is for you

"A Street Cat Named Patches" by lilchip

The cat always made her rounds to Dream's windowsill. It was the one day he followed her home that landed him on George's front lawn.

If you've been looking for a dnf getting together fic with the boys as cat dads, then LOOK NO MORE because here it is. this fic is so fluffy and cute and Dream is so delightfully nervous and caring. amazing. 10/10.

"anything you can do (I can do better)" by Not4typicalwritter

In which Dream and George are each parent of two very wonderfully smart and mischievous daughters who happen to be friends. Oh, and of course, two daughters who are completely sick and done with their stupid rivalry that always gets in the way of their friendship.

The plan? Get them together in time for Prom. Maybe then they'll stop being so annoying.

SINGLE DADS DNF WHO HAVE A PLAYFUL RIVALRY AND THEIR DAUGHTERS TRY TO SET THEM UP. guys I can't scream loud enough about this fic it is SO. GOOD. their rivalry is fucking hilarious and their daughters are very relatable and it's just such a good read. worth every word

"say the word and of course I'll stay" by didnt 💌

They broke up several years ago because George finished college in the states and had to go back home to the UK. It was less of a mutual decision to break up and more George panicking and dumping Dream over a phone call in the summer following George’s graduation.

Now that it’s been years, and George is back working a job in the US, he’s mildly horrified to find out that Dream works for the same company as he does, in the same building, in the same office. In the end, it's a case of realising that a lot of things might change, but the important parts stay the same.

okay okay HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE. I love this fic because even though there's angst, and past conflict, they've both aged and matured and (I think) handle the situation very well!! I love how the author has written this because it feels very real; even though you still love someone, time matters, and things don't just immediately click back into place. cute fumbling and slightly awkward encounters ensue but the ending is worth it :) a lovely fic by the amazing @didntstand check out their other fics too!!

"everywhere I go" by sootified 💌

George was convinced that he was the last person on earth after the dead started to come back and he hadn't seen another person for five months.

Turns out, he was wrong. Turns out, there is another person on earth. He grins too much and wheezes like a tea kettle, but there's another person.

okay this fic is definitely a more graphic fic rec of mine, but is SO worth the read. post-zombie apocalypse, George and Dream are some of the last alive. It's definitely one of those fics where the world is ending so the characters resort to humor to cope LMAO its so good. make sure to read the tags, but don't let the MCD tag deter you PLS. I don't want to spoil anything but,,, everyone ends up together and happy and (kind of) alive in the end so :) READ IT its one of the first fics I read in this fandom! if you love dystopian style world building then this is for you

"dance in the rain and my arms" by lazykitkat

Where George is a lonely rain god and the wind god Dream keeps coming up with excuses to be around him

another dnf Gods!au that I just LOVE so much. the way George is generally apathetic and just Chillin with immortality and Dream is so endearing and just wants to get to know him because he's pretty. its so wholesome and it has a part 2 that's just as good. 100/10 amazing read pls. written by the crazy talented @yourlazykitkat !

[mym-senpai]

Repost because Tumblr is a meannie ヽ(｀⌒´メ)ノ

Pairing : Akaashi x fem!reader. BUT the focus is more on Akaashi, Bokuto, Kuroo and Kenma as a (chaotic) friend group !

Summary : Akaashi is about to introduce you to his closest friends. He hopes that everything will go smoothly but deep down he knows that when your friends are Kuroo, Kenma and Bokuto, things rarely go according to the plan.

Warning : none really. It’s chaotic because I live for chaos. My super introvert friend (hiii hellooo heyy ! If your read this thank you again for your feedback) said that Bokuto tired them out just by reading him (just like in canon). So I guess if you are super introvert beware to be drained from all your energy. Also you may want to fight Kuroo and wipe his grin off his face, but like always no ?

A/N : This is my contribution to the A First Time For Everything Collab by the lovely @suckerforsugawara aka Lexi ! This is also my first time sharing and most importantly writing , so I hope you will enjoy it. Also thanks again to my bestie Iija for being my dear beta-reader, your feedback means a lot (go read her work people it's @ffsg0jo !)

word count : 4,6 k (sorry)

“We may have to wait for some time.” Akaashi warned his friends, absentmindedly twisting his fingers, his anxiety level obviously rising. “She may be a little bit late.”

“We are literally 20 min early. Why on earth would she already be here.” Interjected an over-the-top dramatic Kuroo.

“What do you mean TWENTY MINUTES early?? Are you telling me that we CLEARLY had enough time to stop at the purikura to take some awesome pictures? I really wanted to do it and yall said nah!” Betrayal and hurt were written all over the equally dramatic owlish man face. But neither Akaashi nor Kuroo had the time to address the moody ace’s complaint because of a lower but colder voice entering the game.

“That’s absurd Kenma, twenty minutes! T-W-E-N-T-Y, it’s not enough for a full or even a partial battery charge.”

“That’s absurd Kenma, twenty minutes! T-W-E-N-T-Y, it’s not enough for a full or even a partial battery charge.”

“Way enough for me tho.”

“You know what, WHATEVER. There is no way, hear me out, no way that you will spend your time playing instead of interacting with her!”

Anticipating an attack, Kenma strongly grabbed his phone in his pocket for protection purpose. “I do what I want.”

“It’s rude.”

“It’s not.”

“It is.”

“Is not.”

High-schooler behavior. Thought Akaashi, too unbothered to interrupt the duo, or rather too preoccupied to trouble himself playing their game.

“WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR SWITCH, you still have your phone anyway!!” lamented a dejected Bokuto. “Nee Akaasheee why did you say no when you knew we obviously have enough time ??”

Oh, please no, not Emo Bokuto. Are we back in high school??? Akaashi was deep in thought, no emotion showing, mind racing to hastily find an adequate answer. And he really had to be fast before Kuroo opened his mouth and aggravated the situa -

“AS IF YOU ARE ABLE TO TAKE ONE PICTURE OF YOURSELF IN LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES??? And you want us to believe that you would be able to take five group pictures, add custom drawings and writings, pay, and print it in just twenty minutes?”

Oh no, too late.

“I am totally capable of doing everything you just said, you hater.” He was too boisterous, Akaashi didn’t like that, not at all. “You know what let’s go now. If we run, we can be there in less than five minutes. AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I can do all this in only fifteen minutes.” Dumbfounded. There were no other words to describe Kuroo and Akaashi’s reaction. Hence their silence and lack of action. “COME ON LET’S GO. We are losing time. You’re doing this on purpose Kuroo, you cheater! »

“Bokuto.”

“Yes Kenma.”

Kenma was too apathetic while Bokuto was too hyped, which presages nothing good for the latter’s mood. “Five minutes already passed. Plus, it may take us five minutes to go but also five minutes to come back. So, we only will have five minutes to take the pictures. And it’s the weekend, all the high school girls are out and queuing to do their own pictures. Let it go.” Silence again.

Kuroo was avoiding Akaashi’s death glare. He was aware that he spilled the tea and caused this whole drama. Kenma was on edge, Bokuto was … clearly sniffing and nearly sobbing and Akaashi was ready to kill him because you would be welcomed in this sour mood. But no worry, after all, he is the famous and lovely Kuroo Tetsuro. As ‘Japan Volleyball Association Sports Promotion Division Representative’, he got to polish and refine his favorite skill of his: smooth talking. “Well then just fifteen minutes left to wait. Not that bad uh. Still better than one eternity.” A loud silence was his only answer. “You know guys, like in SpongeBob. ’One eternity later’. ” Silence again sprinkled with judgy glares. Ouch. He might need to level up his game apparently.

Oh, it’s going to be a long afternoon. You know what, lost for lost… “Actually, we still have to wait twenty minutes.” Blatantly admitted Akaashi who was already tired.

“Say sike now Akaashi, because we clearly agreed on twenty minutes because of these two-man children.” Dramatic Kuroo was back.

“Kuro.”

“Yes Kenma.”

“You’re a man child too.”

Enlighten by this new piece of information, Kuroo turned his head toward Akaashi so fast that the four of them heard a pop. “Akaashi, I can’t believe it. You. YOU, the responsible one, do not trust me?”

So dramatic, it made Akaashi roll his eyes. “No, I do not”.

Kuroo’s gasp was loud. “Care to tell me why so?”

“The Hakone Trip.” The three other men responded with one voice and no hesitation.

“I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO NEVER TALK ABOUT THE HAKONE TRIP EVER AGAIN!”

PING

A notification. Akaashi could ignore Kuroo and Bokuto’s antics much to his delight.

As he was about to answer, he got interrupted by his former schoolmate. “Is that her??? Are you going to call her?? Can I say hello?? If not tell her I say hello.”

“I am just going to answer her text Bokuto-san. She will be there in 20 min, you can wait.” Getting ready to unlock his phone, he was once again interrupted.

“Since when is this your background?? I thought it was a picture of some onigiri from Onigiri Miya that ‘you adore so much but can't have here in Tokyo’.” interrogated Kuroo.

“Yes, it was.”

“Why did you change? Last time we took a dope group picture and refuse to set it as your new Lock Screen.”

Unphased, he unlocked his phone. “Bold of you to assume I want to see your face every time I check my phone.”

“You didn’t answer the question tho.” Kuroo was still behind his back.

“Have you ever heard the expression curiosity killed the cat?” Akaashi tried to focus on his two priority tasks: responding to you and ignoring his annoying friend.

“But satisfaction brought it back.” Completed Kuroo boldly.” Soooo, why? Usually, change is not really your forte?”

“Please Akaashi just answer otherwise he won't shut up and we are spending the whole afternoon with him.” Kenma intervened, as direct as ever.

Your exchange was over, he has no excuse to not answer. “Y/n saw the picture and asked me to change. It made her hungry and eager to try some, but she can’t yet because they are only available in Ōsaka.”

Kuroo sported a sly smile that made Akaashi’s blood boiled. But thankfully, before the former had the chance to add his sarcastic input, Bokuto asked:” So you choose a volleyball picture! Where is it from? It looks cool !!”

“I asked Udai-sensei if he could doodle something really quick and that’s what he proposed.”

“Wait, so it’s custom? It’s even cooler. Do you think he would be okay to draw me while I spike? I want a cool Lock Screen too.”

“I can still as-”

PING

“Y/n again?”

“Yes Bokuto-san, just let me answer her question quickly.” As he was typing, the two older men got closer to him, close enough to be able to sneak a glance at his screen. But discretion was never one of their qualities. “Are you two for real? You are reading my conversation without asking ??”

“And you, you are checking her grammar. You’re a bigger nerd than I am!” snorted Kuroo.

“Don’t be like that Kuroo, Akaashi has been checking my grammar and my kanji since high school. It’s really helpful.” advanced Bokuto to a not-so-convinced Kuroo.

“She is a foreigner. She asked me to do so to help her get better at communicating.”

“You see, told you so.” Bokuto was proud. “Now I don’t care about grammar.”

“Yeah, no joke.” Kuroo couldn’t restrain himself.

Bokuto ignored him. In fact, nobody paid him any attention. “Show me her contact picture, this is more interesting.”

Akaashi complied capturing his two older friends’ attention one more time.

“Wait, it’s a drawing, again?” Bokuto was perplexed.

“Of an anime character.” Added Kuroo also in disarray.

His interest having been peaked, Kenma detached his gaze from his phone and looked at the picture. “Oh, it’s Inosuke from Kimetsu no Yaiba. He’s pretty popular. Quite surprised she didn’t choose a Hashira tho.”

“Her favorite character is indeed a Hashira. But she said she had a spiritual connection with Inosuke’s lack of braincells. Therefore, it’s a good fit for her contact picture.”

“So, she chose her contact picture, and you did what she told you to ?” Asked Kuroo with a shit-eating grin.

Akaashi remembered why in high school he nicknamed Kuroo ‘Pain-in-the-ass Kuroo-san’. And he started second guessing his decision of inviting Kuroo to this first meeting as the bad feeling in the back of his mind became more and more prominent. But before he got the time to respond, Bokuto talked again. “The drawing is nice and all. But, man, I really wanted to see what she looks like.”

“Bokuto we are literally going to see her in fifteen minutes from now.”

“I know Kenma. But what if she is pretty?" Even if they didn’t understand where he was going, they let him keep talking anyway. “I mean, clearly if Akaashi enjoys talking with her it means that she is somehow intellectually stimulating, quick-witted and highbrow.”

The others were exchanging puzzled looks. Since when did Bokuto know expressions such as ‘intellectually stimulating’ or ‘highbrow’? Kuroo was the first to talk. “How can you say that when you just learned that Inosuke is her spirit animal? On her contact picture she even added ‘No thoughts head empty’.”

“My sisters always say that in order to know whether you think or not, you actually have to be sharp, like you know, think a lot and be supersmart and all.”

Sometimes Bokuto-san is scaringly brilliant, thought Akaashi. Well, he always has been, how to phrase it, ‘emotionally intelligent’ but guessing that rapidly like that …

“Akaashi, I don’t like your silence at all. I am correct, right???” Bokuto started to get agitated again.

“You do worry for nothing Bokuto-san. She is quite easy-going.” tried to reassure Akaashi.

“SO, YOU’RE SAYING THAT SHE IS INTELLIGENT A-N-D COOL? No sorry, can’t do that!”

“Since when are you intimidated by girls Bokuto?” Asked Kuroo. “Usually, your sheer stupidity grants you an amazing boldness. Where is it now? “

“Kuroo, my bro, my guy, my dude. Yes, my coolness comes for my shining and stunning personality but mostly from my incredible volleyball skills and my magnetizing presence on the court. We are literally in the middle of the street. THE STREET. I am not in my element to impress a cool, intelligent, AND pretty girl. Try to follow please.“

“Bokuto, my friend, my brother, homie. Akaashi never said that she was pretty. Right Akaashi? “

Damn. Does Kuroo have a special power or something like that to always choose the answer that will worsen the situation? Thought Akaashi at lost for words while three pairs of eyes were fixing him in anticipation. I should not lie to them as they are going to see by themselves in ten minutes how beautiful y/n is. But if I say so now, chaos will ensue.

“Oh my god. You are right bro.”  Kuroo’s voice was uncharacteristically quiet.

“I AM OUT!” Bokuto was a mess.

“Hell, no you are not.” Kenma cut the both of them.

Akaashi was relieved. Finally, a voice of reason. Somebody in my corner in this terrible situation.

“You stay here and I peace out.” In less than ten words, Kenma managed to destroy all of Akaashi’s hopes. “Only one of us can be absent. Otherwise, it’s rude.”

“Oh yeah, now you’re concerned about what is rude and what is not, REALLY?” Kuroo strikes back not intimidated by Kenma’s deadly glare.

“And why are you the one who gets to leave and avoid being humiliated ???” Bokuto was still a mess.

“Both of you are extroverted. I am not. You’ll find a way to deal with the situation.”

“You literally stream thrice a week for I don’t even know for how many people. What are you even talking about ??” Kuroo won’t back down.

“Yeah, you said it. Stream. Online. In my room. Not in face of actual people. And certainly not talking face to face with a ‘cool, intelligent, and pretty girl’. So cut me some slack, would you ??”

“Heck no. I am the one leaving.” Kuroo theatrically placed his hands on Bokuto’s shoulders and looked him dead in the eyes. “Bokuto you are panicking for nothing. We all know it. You love meeting new people. And y/n being all that is just a plus in your book. So, focus please. Like just chill.” He then turns towards Kenma. “As for you. Stop being a child. And work on your anxiety. Meeting y/n right now is a good exercise.”

“Stop trying to be so sly and just let me leave, Kuro.”

“I AM LEAVING KENMA NOT YOU.”

“But you love meeting new people too. What are you even talking about? We are friends with most of our friends because you can’t shut your big mouth.”

“Kenma. Listen carefully. Since when am I able to talk with girls?”

With that, Kenma, knowing Kuroo so well, had no conter argument to offer and simply went silenced. After some time though Bokuto let a weak: “Bro stop caping.”

“Bo. Why do you think Nekoma had no manager while I was captain??”

“Kuroo, that was 6 years ago.” Bokuto tried to rationalize.

“And no girl wanted to be our manager because you, goofball, discussed with Yaku and Kai what your type of girl was. In the middle of the fricking class. And so loudly. The words passed among girls of all classes each school year. And they all agreed to not be in contact with the volleyball club because of that. You were even fighting with Yaku about hair length. How embarrassing. Nothing to do with you per se.” Kenma was merciless. “Also. You talk with Alisa just fine.”

Kuroo started laughing. “Alisa? Alisa Haiba as in Lev’s older sister ??” Kenma nodded which made Kuroo laugh even more hysterically. He was even holding his ribs. But after some time, he calmed himself down. “So, you’re talking about LEV’S SISTER who is as easygoing as he is, which is a real plus, but also as much of an airhead as him. Don’t get me wrong. Bokuto is my best bro, so we can say I have a soft spot for this kind of people. But it is stupidly easy to talk with her and even if I say the most stupid or cringey things ever, most, if not all of it goes way over her head. And she lets things slide because we are Lev’s friends. I mean, even you, Kenma, you’re somewhat friend with her, and since high school for the matter.” Kenma was silent again, but Kuroo kept talking. “No for example Tora’s little sister, you know Akane, the sport journalist?”

“YEAH. She made a really cool article about me last season. She perfectly described my over the world strength and al-“

“Well.” Kuroo interrupted Bokuto who was going on a never-ending tangent. “As a representative for the Japan Volleyball Association Sports Promotion Division, I got to work with her. It’s been seven years that we know each other but she still looks at me with disdain in her eyes just like in high school. None of my jokes are landing, can you believe it?”

It’s your jokes the problem. Thought Akaashi and by the look on Kenma’s face he wasn’t the only one to think so.

The later sighed hard and sarcastically added. “Kuro. Stop being a child. And work on your speaking skills with girls. Meeting y/n right now is a good exercise.” It was Kuroo’s turn to glare at his childhood friend.

“You know what. I have a great idea.” It was Bokuto talking which make Akaashi’s blood turned iced-cold. “Akaashi.” Bokuto turned towards his old friend. “My favorite kōhai.” He sported a way too forced bright smile. “You who always know what must be done for the good of the team.” His tone was sickeningly sweet.” How about, you just cancel the meeting? Tell y/n that something came up last minute, will you?”

“Bokuto-san. She will be there in five minutes. She knows we are here already. I am NOT cancelling anything because of your last minutes doubts. She really wants to meet you and I really want you to meet her.”

Akaashi’s tone was firm. And Bokuto saw that this meeting was particularly important for his dear friend, so he backed down. A little bit only. “How about we invite somebody else who will be able to talk with her?” Bokuto took his phone out. “I’m calling Tsukki. He’s smart, it will do the charm.”

Kuroo facepalmed. “Bokuto, he lives in Sendai. And he never picks up his phone when we call him. What are you thinking?”

“I’ll call Shōyō. Everybody loves him. He gets along with everyone and can talk to anybody.” Kenma was looking at his phone ready to call Hinata.

“What?? Bokuto, I get it, it’s like the norm. But you too Kenma? Why are you not using your brain? We’re off season. Chibi-chan is spending time with his family. IN SENDAI !!” Kuroo was loud again which could be seen as a good thing, maybe.

Kenma put his phone back in his pocket, but Bokuto was still looking at his contact list. “Okay. Fair enough. But I found the perfect candidate: Atsumu!”

“Are you talking about your doofus of setter who tripped on thin air during a meet and greet in front of hundreds of people and TV cameras?” Kuroo was snarky.

“Yeah exactly!! Tsumtsum is really nice and, hum funneeeee and -”

“He is as much of a cataclysm as I am.” Kuroo did not even let Bokuto finish his sentence. “And also. One more time. We’re off season. He’s spending time with his brother in ŌSAKA.”

“Oh yeah right. I forgot my bad. Just let me think a bit... Okay! I have the real deal. I don’t know why I didn’t think about him first. He is really intelligent and classy.” The others were attentive. “I am of course talking about the one and only OmiOmi!!”

Kuroo took a deep breath pinching his nose. “Are you talking about Sakusa-san, your teammate, right now?”

“Yeah, Sakusa, OmiOmi same person. AND HE LIVES IN TOKYO.” Bokuto was boisterous.

Kuroo stance stayed unchanged. “So. You’re in deed talking about Sakusa-san. The SAKUSA-SAN who hates meeting new people ? No I am not fair, wait.” He stopped talking and faked behind deep in thought. “You’re suggesting the SAKUSA-SAN who hates spending times with other people, aren't you ??”

Bokuto abruptly deflated and put his phone away. “Oh yeah never mind.”

Silence ? With Bokuto-san and Kuroo? I don’t like. The situation is going from bad to worse. I am not serene at all, it is too quiet for my liking. And sadly, for Akaashi’s nerves, he was right. Suddenly the three of them became restless.

“AGAASHEEE. I NEED TO KNOW ON A SCALE FROM KUROO’S FACE TO AS BEAUTIFUL AS MY SPIKE WHERE DO YOU PLACE Y/N BEAUTY?”

Kuroo was too panicked to be offended but Akaashi talked before him. “Please do not ask such stupid questions Bokuto-san. I beg you.”

Kuroo noticed Akaashi’s ears, neck and even face becoming a little bit red and decided to launch the attack that he had been plotting for twenty minutes now. “IS Y/N YOUR GIRLFRIEND?”

Akaashi’s eyes went wide open before saying: “You know what. I’d rather you ask all your stupid questions before she gets there.”

“I just ask because if it’s the case, we would all be less awkward.” Lied Kuroo.

“Can you shut up, you dork. We have more urgent matter now.” Kenma was not joking anymore. “Akaashi. Are you sure that -”

“AGAASHEE ANSWERS ME FIRST.”

“Don’t interrupt me you owl !!” Kenma was practically hissing.

“HOW ABOUT YOU ANSWER ME FIRST?” Kuroo was not letting it slide.

It is so chaotic. What can I say or even do? I really want this first meeting to go smoothly. Yes, I, hm, let’s be honest with myself, do care deeply about y/n. When she asked me to meet my friends because she wants to get to know this side of my life, I was ecstatic. But maybe it was not the right time yet. I had a bad feeling since quite some time now. And my simpleton of friends all decided to go crazy without any way to calm them down. And y/n will be there at any moment now. Maybe I should have cancelled it like Bokuto-san suggested it.

“Yeah, you should answer his question first. How about that?”

This voice. Oh, this sweet, sweet voice. Akaashi suddenly became as white as a ghost and his friends quiet. Please, may my guess be wrong. I don’t want to check. But do I really have a choice here? He turned around slowly towards the source of the playful comment. He tried to collect himself, hoping from the bottom of his heart that it was just a weirdo overhearing and interrupting their conversation. A weirdo with a lovely voice. And now that it was about to face this person, an equally lovely perfume and a an equally lovely face and lovely smile and -

“Hi Keiji.” No. It was indeed you, y/n. In all your glory.

Kuroo, you are living your last moment on earth, Akaashi thought to himself even though Kuroo was still able to sense the murderous vibes. But seriously, how can I stay mad when she is there with a big smile and shaking her hand to say hello visibly a little bit shy. Just so cute.

“Hello y/n.” He tried his best to respond with a smile that wouldn’t let his thought be readable. But guessing by the others’ face, he might have had a grin as foolish as a clown’s. Or in his mind, as foolish as Kuroo’s.

“What was the question tho?” You spoke again and he suddenly went back to reality.

“Sorry what?” Damn I should stop daydreaming when she talks to me.

“The question.”

Akaashi blinked hard but did not answer.

You kept going. “The question your friend with the black hair wants you to answer. I didn’t hear it”

Akaashi turned towards his friends. Jaw tensed. Fists clenched. Kuroo was scared for his life and tried to hide behind Bokuto and Kenma, but in vain as he was taller than the two. He understood that his survival relied on his capacity to ‘shut his big mouth’. In fact, they all understood that their lives were on the line.

Akaashi replaced his focus solely on you. “Nothing important really. Do not worry. And I think he knows the answer by now anyway.”

“Oh okay.” You tilted your head to the side and threw a puzzled look to the three strangers.

“Right.” Akaashi gently took your arm before letting it go once he situated both of you in front of his friends. “So, this is Bokuto-san, Kuroo and Kenma. I already told you about them, so you know the basic info.” He tried to offer you a reassuring smile. “Guys this is -”

“I am l/n y/n. But please call me y/n. I am not used to begin addressed with my last name!” You offered a big smile. “Nice to meet you all. Thank you in advance for your care” you bowed slightly expecting them to talk back as they seemed quite lively before your arrival. But to your surprise they stayed quiet.

Not a silence again. Please. I am so wary of their silence. Usually Bokuto-san and Kuroo can’t shut up. Their silence is most of the time a bad omen. I don’t like that at all. This whole situation is already a farce. Can they be what is the closest to normal for them?  Was Akaashi able to see the future? He sometimes wondered himself as his friends all started acting at the same time as if it was part of a scheme.

“AKAASHIII. OH MY GOD. SHE IS INDEED INSANELY PRETTY.” Bokuto started shaking his hand excitedly. “HELLO. I am so happy to meet you !!”. He was nearly jumping on the spot. “Please, please!! Can we go to a purikura? I WANT TO TAKE PICTURES WITH YOU !!!”

Kenma took advantage of Bokuto’s excitement to hide behind him and immediately take his phone out of his pocket. He was about to start a game when Kuroo took a hold of his phone while saying. “Oh no it’s our pleasure to be with you, y/n. Right Kenma.”

Kenma cringed because of Kuroo’s tone. How did the date sim the Nekoma team played back then described Kuroo’s voice? Oh yeah ‘your voice and way of talking scream scrappy personality’. Welp, it seems that Kuroo was not lying when he said that since high school no improvement were noticeable as for talking with girls. But, was Kenma any better as his first reflex was to hide and start playing a game on his phone, exactly like in high school ...  **

Kenma was not the only one to cringe. Akaashi for sure was also suffering. What the hell was that? I can’t decide who was the worst. Kenma who totally avoided her. Kuroo and his weird ass way of talking. Or Bokuto who is so upfront. Please can I have a miracle? Can the ground swallow me whole so I won’t have to endure this afternoon which will for sure be a long, agonizing and cringe inducing hell?

His thoughts were interrupted by an angelic sound, your laugh. “Your description was really accurate Keiji.” You scooted closer to him.

“Oh, by the way, you can play with your phone if you’re not comfortable yet, Kenma-san. Take your time don’t worry.” Kenma shot a look at Kuroo meaning ‘I told you so’ and took back his phone.

“And I assure you Kuroo-san that the pleasure is more than shared. ” Kuroo snorted at your clear imitation of his way of talking. Were you already making fun of him? Right in front of his salad. He accepted the unspoken challenge, and he wouldn’t have any mercy.

“Also, I’d love to take picture with you Bokuto-san. Please teach me how to do your signature ‘Bokuto Beam’ so when I’ll be attending your match, we will be twinning every time you score.”

“HEY HEY HEY!! I WILL TEACH YOU ALL MY CELEBRATION POSES Y/N. You’re gonna be so cool cheering for me in the bleachers. OOOH, you should also wear my jersey. TsumTsum gonna be so jealous. Maybe even OmiOmi. AND YOU SHOULD MEET HINATA TOO. He’s my pupil. I am so proud of him.”

The atmosphere was finally enjoyable. Is this thanks to Bokuto natural energy or is it your energy this time ? Wondered Akaashi. But when you laughed again his heart knew the answer. I can’t believe that not even five minutes ago, I wanted to go away from what I foresaw as a hellish afternoon. How wrong I was.

“So how about we head to a purikura! The one in the arcade so we can also play games after?” You were so thrilled. “OOOH and we could stop at a cafe nearby. I crave something sweet like strawberry shortcake or an apple pie. Or perhaps something with matcha?” In your excitement, you grabbed Akaashi’s arm with both your hands. Looking up to Akaashi with a bright smile you eventually said: “Shall we go Keiji?”

Seeing his friends and you so enthusiast reassured Akaashi. For once, I am so happy to have been proven wrong. You squeezed his arm while walking and chatting with Bokuto and Kuroo making him smile softly. Yes, this is going to be a lovely afternoon.

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The deers big meal

I don’t even know what this title is but it just popped in to my mind

Alastor x black!reader

Summary:where you and your family are having family dinner and Alastor can’t keep his hands off the food or you

Word count:I have no clue

Notes: your Alastor wife and this does have black foods in it specifically the foods I cook wit my family also this is not the Alastor smut I’ve been working on I’m still working on dat oh and since I’m black imma just talk how I normally do only when da reader or her partners talk tho but if yall can understand it I can change it just let me know

•Y/N POV•

“Aight yall I just got off dat phone wit mah ma and her and my pa or going to be coming to both meet yall and to cook yall thanksgiving dinner wit dat help of me” i say while i walk into the lobby”really im my god I can’t wait to meet them when are they coming” Charlie asked in excitement. “Dey coming ta day since we gotta start coming da day befo thanksgiving” “WHAT!” Everyone yelled(besides husk and Alastor they already knew that because they already met your parents and had dinner with them before) “ye is dat a problem or somethin”i say while tilting your head. “ no no no not at all I just wish you told us sooner when will they be here?” Charlie ask nervously “oh Dey be her in bout three or fo hours so imma go out and buy everythang I need Alastor I need ya to find me a big pot and I medium pot and well das it cuz imma go buy Alda seasonings” I say as al gave me a bright smile and nod while going to get me what I need.

•ALASTOR POV•

I wave bye the my wife and walk into the kitchen and grab every thing she needed”hey Alastor?” I turn around and see Charlie”yes dear” “um um so what is y/n’s family nice like her” .I laugh “yes dear they are but just like her if you get in there bad side they can be the most scary people you will ever meet trust me do not get in there bad side trust me matter fact I almost didn’t marry her because I made her mom and dad mad”. I say and laugh as I remember that day like it was yesterday back then I was so sad they I might not marry her and I was scared of her parents I still am just a bit.”but don’t worry cuz I did marry her after all after she conceived her parents to give me a second chance but once you get to know them there so lovely and sweet you’ll love them”.I say and walk out of the kitchen and go to sit in the lobby”wait you almost don’t marry her why I wanna know please tell us” Charlie said “yea smiles tell us and also tell us how you score a hottest ass baddie like y/n” angle said as Charlie sat next to him” oh um that’s a story for another day” I say nervously.

•TIMESKIP TO WHEN YO PARENTS GET DER•

•NO ONES POV•

“Ok ok guy der here guys remember say yes mama no mama yes sir no sir only al and husk and me can call them well not dat and please angle tone down the horniness of you can cuz if you flirt with my dad my mom will swing on you no questions asked.” you say to everyone one as Alastor coke and stands next to you and puts his arm around your waist and gives you a kiss on the cheek and smiles at you to which you return. as vaggie opens the door”hi ma hi pa” you say and run to hug your parents and hug them”hi dear” “hey sweetie” they say and hug you back.”aye Alastor how ya been son” your dad says as he walks up and hugs alastor” “I’m doing good sir how have yall been doing” Alastor says as he hugs your dad back.” That’s nice and you better be treating my daughter right or I will kill you and it will be slow and agonizing I might not even kill you right away but cha wish you was” your dad says and he hugs Alastor tighter and his voice gets deeper and his aura is beyond scary. Alastor gulps hard”y-yes sir I have” “good and how many times have I told you call me y/d/n dang boi loosen up every once and a good while son” your dad say say he stops hugging Alastor” ok now introduced us to all your nice friends”

•TIMESKIP TO AFTER THE INTRODUCTIONS(of course angle said some horny shit to your dad you can choose what he said)

“ excuse me boi the fick you say to my husband son I don’t care who you is I will knock yo ass the fuck out nigga” your mom says and and starts to walk to him with her fist up.” “ I fuckjng told yo ass angle” you mouth to him before you go to your mom.” Mom chill this is a good place and-“ before you can finish your mom cuts you off” I don’t give a fuck this could be a funeral and I’d still fuck him up” she says “baby hunny it’s fine I only love you” your dad jumps in and says “but-“ “ma he only loves you angel just can’t help himself it’s fine lest just start to cook dinner aye” you say “ o-ok fine but he better not do dat shit again I will kill his palm tree yoga girl looking ass” your mom says and you and everyone start to laugh.”ok mom let’s go dad you stay here and have fun talkin and checking up wit al and husker” you say and walk to the kitchen “Wait no no I lied you gotta do da chitins”.

Your mom is washing the greens while you’re cutting and washing the hogmals and your dad is washing the chitlins and everybody else is dying to the stench of the chitlins.” So how are you and al doing he treating you right” your mom says while still washing the greens “ yes mom and actually me and al have been um trying fo a kid and um I have a feeling pretty soon you’ll be a grandma” you say happily but then get nervous but then happily again.” WHAT! Really oh my satan what are you pregnant right now” “ no no no no NO bit we have been trying it was Al’s idea he saw how I was with the little cannibal children in cannibal town and some other children and wanted some of his own” you say and smile happily and your mom looks at yo with so much love and happiness for you. “ ok I’m done wit da hogmals I just gotta season dem” you say with a large smile on your face “ actually I’ll season them and all but can you start cookin dem I wanna suprise al with his moms jambalaya” you say excited and happy with a bright smile in your face. “ sure yea I can do dat you really love him don’t you sweetie” “ mo den anythang not even words or actions can prove much I love him”

Authors note:Part 2 will be out shortly I apologize for any miss spelled words of y’all don’t like or can’t understand how da reader and her ma and pa are talkin I’m sorry I can fix dat(hah see wat I did it’s form holes I can fix dat anyways) part two might be smut idk I might make dis into a three parter other den dat hope yall like it request are open if yall wanna request you can request anything within reason love yall enjoy da fic

[daphnebowen]

hsmtmts season four episode five

WHY ARE ALL OF THEM IGNORING RICHARD even though it’s LITERALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE still that’s really rude what happened to being nice to people??? If people are genuinely like that in college I am scared

“Richard Bowen.”

”Elton John.” I LOVE THESE TWO!!!!

why does the principal care omg like stay out of her business not everyone can make every rehearsal what do you expect??

kourtneys hero is her mom! That’s the most wholesome and sweetest thing ever 🥰

if kourtneys college trip was a casual visit how come miss girl is wearing four inch heels a miniskirt and a turtleneck 🥸 not that I’m complaining, she looks amazing, but I’m just saying my feet would be KILLIN ME

”wait wait wait… YOURE working??”

ok can we talk about ej for a min?? Man has four jobs, full class schedule, is on the PING PONG TEAM (is that a thing?), is an acapella group called the blindorphins (blind orphans? Help?), has no parental support (srsly, where is his mama?) has a beard much more prominent than the one in season two, is the dork of his friend group (how????), is talking to Val (I totally ship, ngl, so if it’s just a friend thing ima hurt someone) and wears Birkenstocks. He’s a hippie. Someone help my matty poo. But good for him! Proud of ya eej!

”you do look good.” “You look… terrible.”

okay, plot hole, ej says he’s been dabbling in playing the guitar yet in season three he’s literally playing the guitar for the song “ballad of Susan fine.” So is he dabbling in other types of guitars or is a plot hole??? Because if it’s a plot hole it’s the first one I’ve noticed. and now it’s bugging me. And I can’t unsee it.

”I do not break my promises” NO YOU DONT

”for my leading lady thirty seconds.” Welp

”g force” I cant

”no is a complete sentence” thanks Quinn that’s my senior quote

YES GINA

”I’m hearing awards buzz” the only line from Mack I haven’t absolutely hated

“ all songs might be terrible, Elton.”

they’re such brothers it hurts knowing that this is like their last season together :( I wish we’d gotten more of their friendship “ooh, a capo? Fancy.” Ricky said with a proud smile 🤩 his big bro is all grown up (which is backwards, but you know what I mean)

I absolutely love this song! It’s everything we’ve ever needed and more

ricky looks so intently focused on ej he’s into it

AWWW THEYRE DUETING TOGETHER

that song really hit Ricky home huh. That’s just what he needed. I can totally see why people ship Ricky and ej because their chemistry and like, playfulness was really cute but I still see it as more of a bromance and brother relationship.

man Siri is really working miss Jenn dang

The fact that Siri is still going and recording all while miss Jenn and Carlos are talking has me bawling what if it sent the text to the theater group lmao

no Mack. You and Gina are not “best friends.” Yall are barely friends imo. Ashlyn is Gina’s best friend. Kourtney is Gina’s best friend. Ricky is Gina’s best friend (plus a lil smth else 😏😉)

the fact that she’s looking at a picture of Ricky to help her nail the chemistry 😚 true love right there

EW NASTY MACK STOP KISSING GINA Gina looks like she does not wanna be there but Mack is all in and I wanna slap him

omg big red. What happened…. Cairo… changed him?

Aw his grandma is 100! That’s so sweet

stopppp I still can’t believe it was BIG FREAKING RED

”fantastic. My girlfriend is kissing her childhood crush”

THE CAPTION HAS ME DEAD

ejs little noises “mmm.. mmmm… mmMMMMmm.” He totally disapproves huh

i love how Ricky is ranting to ej even though Gina and ej dated and ej is pretty cool with it, he’s so supportive in this season

man Ricky cannot sit still boy is constantly moving

“everyone’s only allowed to be okay, for like, ten seconds” yup pretty much sucks but true

”todd” says it like it’s the worst word ever

im tired of you losing people too Ricky - don’t worry I’m HERE FOR YOU :((

I love how big red was just like SURPRISE!! even tho Carlos is literally dying of heartbreak and he’s just like “eh it’s cool, whatever” COME ON BIG RED YOURE BETTER THAN THAT

i can’t freaking believe that big reds coming out moment was with Sebastian

I love how Ashlyn doesn’t even care herself she’s just worried about Carlos mostly TELL HIM ASH TELL HIM

bug red is so supportive 😍 he’s a number one madlyn fan I swear

honestly redlyn was one of the most non toxic couples in the show, they constantly supported each other and were there for each other, but they knew that there just wasn’t something final about them together, yes they clicked and they clicked well and so they’re better off as friends now that both of their storylines have explored other sides of their feelings and broadened “their dating pools” as Ashlyn said. So I’m glad that they’re staying friends. And were able to come to a mutual breakup. “Or maybe growing towards this” 🥹

”but what if I got it wrong?” GIRL SHE JUST TRIED TO KISS YOU ON HALLOWEEN!!! SHE WAS THE ONE TO INITIATE IT!!!

”we are 24 cups?!” The instant panic is so real

Carlos: “do you know what it’s like to be gay?” Miss Jenn: *shakes her head* 😭😭😭😭

”hiding is never the answer” yess!! This all the way

baby steps Carlos you got this hun

kourtney really is glowing , she’s so happy at Lewis

harpers shoes are super cute!

”how heavy can a steadicam be?” The steadicam guy: really heavy 😒

“you missed every one of my opening nights!” “Hollywood is different” GIRL I hate you if it weren’t for those opening nights Gina probably wouldn’t be in hollywood hate to admit it but I did

I hate Gina’s mom so much why does she feel the need to push Gina towards Mack and invite him over for dinner and make her miss rehearsals when clearly she wants to go rehearse like what? Gina doesn’t even like Mack that way!

ginas mother… I thought you said “no boys.” And here she is

the last time Carlos is gonna smile at big red “spill the international tea”

YOU KISSED MY BOYFRIEND?!?!?

”im very fond of you “ AWWW sad considering the circumstances but it’s still a sweet thing to say..

oh- mad and mad are back on again

i love how ej aaid “no” when the thunder cracked 💀

TIME FOR SOME BIG BRO EJ TOUGH LOVE AHHHH ALL FOR IT 💗

see the fact that Ricky didn’t even know about ejs dad problems and everything going on with him and Gina and still waited respectfully until Gina was ready shows his character growth. In season one he was actively interfering with nini and ejs relationship but in season three he saw Gina was happy and let her have her happiness. This is what I love about him ❤️

”you will never meet another family like the Wildcats” HITS LIKE HOME CUZ ITS OVER

”cause I miss it every single day” literally me rewatching this knowing I will never be able to go back and rewatch seasons 1 and 2 ever again 😢

Matt Cornett king of voice cracks

”she would be be with you if she didn’t see the guy you could be” YES EJ PREACH MY MAN

”if you hurt her… I will never forgive you.” The way Ricky looks up in alarm ‼️

Ej is the freaking best at pep talks man all that time with Val really taught him a lot, he’s being tough on Ricky and honest with him but he’s also being caring and gentle and I love that for the two of them, we need more bromances like this!

YES RICKY GO SPEAK YOUR MIND TO GINA PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF HEAVEN AND EARTH

YESSS A HUG

”why didn’t we hang out more in high school?” “Well maybe because you were always stealing my girlfriends” HAHAHA

awww ej is giving him his guitar!!! (He’s got good instincts)

ugh mark and spark are literally on the table

part 2 tk!

[ao3feed-undertale1]

Happy [Real] Birthday Babe.

read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55328974 by Fresh_Parasite Greaser Finds out Fresh lied about when his Birthday is from Ink. He understands why Fresh doesn't like his Real birthday, so he's gonna try to make Fresh enjoy his real birthday for once. or Greaser Fucks the shit out of Fresh for His Birthday.   [yes dis is a day early, if i didn't post it today I would have forgotten tah post it] Words: 1545, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Fresh Sans, Greaser Sans, Ink Sans, Error Sans, Fell Sans Relationships: Fresh/Greaser, Freshsans/Greasersans, sans/sans Additional Tags: The writer is not good at writing but is trying, Fresh is a bottom, Greaser is the Top, You cant tell me Fresh would not be a huge bottom, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, First Time, Gay Sex, no Fresh doesn't get female parts-, wtf is wrong with yall with giving sans the opposite gender with sex stuff-, its weird ngl., Ecto-Genitalia (Undertale), Ecto-Body (Undertale), Ecto-Tongue (Undertale), Ecto-Penis (Undertale), Fresh is hella Thicc for no reason, Transman Fresh, Trans Male Character, Greaser is bi, For Fresh's Birthday, Fresh gets his poor fat ass stuffed, Greaser is kinda build, The writer is a Fresh irl, I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO WRITE GREASER HELP, Very OOC Greaser, Greaser fills Fresh up for his real birthday, I have yet to see GreaserFresh smut writing on here, im tired of waiting for it., so im doing it myself, If you couldn't tell the writer has no idea how to tag, Fresh doesn't want peeps to know when his actual birthday is, Greaser finds out anyway, INK ACTUALLY REMEMBERS SOMETHING FOR ONCE!!!, sans's live in a dorm like building, 3rd person for all of the story, Belly Bulge, Greaser has a massive cock, Fresh rides Greaser, Size Kink, Fresh is still taller than Greaser, no I will not make a character shorter cuz they are the bottom, Fresh is 6'3, Greaser is around 5'10, Thighs, Fresh is kinda Chucky, like with a lot of cum, Fresh finds out he likes being filled to the absolute max, Sloppy Makeouts, We Just Love Each Other, Porn With Plot, Fresh is Demiromantic/Demisexual, Fresh is Gay ass hell, He/They pronouns for Fresh, He/him Pronouns for Greaser, Fresh is a parasite, Your Honor They are just a little guy, they love each other your honor, fr why is Greaser so hot tho, Tags May Change, Fell sans mentioned, Error sans mentioned - Freeform, Fresh Sans (Undertale) - Freeform, Fresh does indeed get stuffed with cum read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55328974

[oppositegenderscantbefriends]

"Locked in my room, four black walls,

tie the noose, no recall

No resolve, fuck withdrawal

Rather, shoot up til I fall"

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"Woke up in the morning, first feeling is the withdrawals

Then I go and check my phone, rest in peace to my uncle Charles"

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"Why the fuck you look to me for help?

There ain't a ace in the cards I was dealt

I'm 31

Still don't know how to rake care of my self

Honestly, I'm scared that I might melt

Leave behind a bunch of black spots on a white pelt

Maybe in the next life I'll come back as a nice belt

I don't know

There's a fine line between me and you

The biggest difference is I'll snort that line and prolly puke

Dogde and juke all the bullshit yall try and put me through

But I'm shining

Baby girl wylin

Catch me riding by with that look in my eyes"

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"Death addict

My mathematics you can't add up

So tragic

My baggage comes with no back up

Breaking patterns like splitting atoms

It ain't happening

Cycles spin

Psychosis wins

The world's spins on my mother fuckin dick like a whirlwind

Devilish sins

Devilish grins

Got motherfuckers like 'here we go again'"

(The next whole verse is very relatable as certain points it's just not gonna mesh well with what I already put. Good tho an from the same song)

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"Its that North North player

Boy these pills ain't no bayer and this weed like an onion

You can smell it in the air

Cut throat van gogh

Slicky the picture painter

My hoe want me to save her but at best I might betray her"

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"I'm falling apart

you might of thought I was playing a part in the art ove created but most of the words reflect what's happened or what is waiting to start happening

I keep on damaging myself"

(Another one where done the line there are bit more relatable parts but jus doesn't fit right after this)

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" I been dreaming of a reason not to paint the fucking ceiling with my brains and my pain that's just how I'm feeling

Tired of hurting

Feeling worthless

Is this God thing really working?

Pointless searching for a purpose

Meet me at my service"

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"They got you by the tongue and I don't understand how you can let them touch

We spent our whole last winter, taking off the splinters when the rain had come

Now you're stuck in their eyes, oh what a surpise, they put me in the dark

I have so much to say I'll keep it in my brain until my hearts all numb"

(Great song I found, really relate to the lyrics a bit more than I expected. Red to blue - romeyy)

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The whole alt- j(△) Breezeblocks and I think I like when it rains by WILLIS is really nice. Big time relatable. Same with a few dozen more. Just check out the Playlist at the top of my profile and you'll be able to listen to most of what I've put here/mentioned.

Music has honestly been the only escape I've had from alot of my life right next to drugs or alcohol. Personally I'm shocked I even made it this far along in life. Had a few run ins where I technically should of died or been brain dead. Kinda lucky I guess. Idk. Maybe it means something like I've heard but I don't see how that makes any sense.

Imma stop ramblin on about nonsense.

Bottom line. Music has a meaning to me and all songs have a message to share and for you to interpret or relate to in your own way in your own life. Kinda wish more people were into music like that because when I usually send a song it's relating to something I feel at the person or am relating the song to them or a moment.

[iconsumeheadcanons]

not gonna lie, it really feels like every post here that i see about ppl not having reading comprehension and being unable to understand metaphors and getting whiny about english teachers and there motifs is just full on (unintentionally or not) making fun of ppl w different education and different brains.

like cool im glad that youre so good at reading. im not. i try my best. i learn every day to the best of my ability. im never going to be at your level and making fun of me is not helping. now everything i say sounds stupid bc i missed the point or the joke that was "so damn obvious". im sorry i dont work like you.

like my teachers tried so much. not all of them were great tho (WHICH IS SO IMPORTANT IN THIS CONTEXT BTW) but it doesn't matter how nice someone is to me or how much they spell it out to me, im not going to be able to do it on my own. im sorry i dont look at the red curtains and think of [insert obvious motif here] and im sorry that metaphors go over my head and im sorry im fucking trusting that ppl arent willfully lying. im not media literate.

i know im making this about me when its not, but im the kind of tumblr ppl getting pointed out here so idk. i really like that post that describes diff types of literacy and what spots someone could be lacking in! a constructive look at the differences in communication!! also can we PLEASE acknowledge the role of Education. why can we acknowledge that older ppl arent going to be 'politically correct' bc they didnt grow up that or felt a need to say different (ie old queer ppl who use whatever labels are considered 'rude' now) but we cant acknowledge that many ppl don't have the "right" brain for what ur saying? or that their school is hot shit at literature education? theres an actual fucking reason we complained about lit teachers making us find a secret correct understanding of a situation of a grade. bc we didnt understand and no matter how much they say that we should that we still dont. bc the teachers can try their best but theyre not going to get some neurodivergent kids to completely understand metaphors.

(sorry non americans im about to talk about us here i know yall dont need to deal w this part) post about americans not knowing about other countries until such and such age? and there were Americans making fun of others (who may or may not have been lying, tho im gonna say most werent bc what a thig to lie about) bc they mustve been so damn stupid to not know about other countries right?? like as if that has nothing to do w schooling, location, culture, and a million other things. i didnt know ither countries existed untill o was like 12. yes i have some unusual circumstances (no tv being an important one) but i was just a normal kid living an average life in the us. sure my school didnt teach me and my parents didnt, but why would i, as an english speaking 8 year old w a completely american family in the countryside and no forseeable need to leave my gigantic nationalist country, need to Know about Other Countries? as stupid as this sounds (bc thay would be bigoted to say) its true? what would an average monolingual child in the us w no money need to know about other countries YET? are we gonna make fun of kids for that? or are we gonna acknowledge that education and stuff is not equal?

i know im still fucking worked up about this bc im being too sensitive or whatever. but shut up please. we may not have known before how sucky at CERTAIN literature things as the rest, but we know and theres not much that we can do but try our best. so shut up about ur superior brain and ur superior schooling. im glad that u are able to touch the magical hidden words in poetry and articles and whatnot. like seriously i am!! that can be such a useful life skill!! i don't have it. i never got it, and unless i have some miracle teacher or feel the need to spend years perfecting my 'commom sense' reading skills? i probably never will. i can still get enjoyment out of literature! maybe i read too much baby stuff and thats a problem, but i havent read adult literature that actually hit some magical Brain Thinking Worldy thought so. whatever.

[another-notebook]

Dear No one,

It's already year 2022. It's been a while since i wrote here and post an update on my life. I should start updating here more.

Well, this year 2022, i took alot of my time on reading books. Romance book specifically because my love life is so boring and not exciting at all. I read romance books alot and i wish/hope some of it happens to me (lol thats not gonna happen)

Updates on life. Still working in the office as per usual. COVID19 situation has reduce(i think) but so far so good. Need to start planning to go overseas especially Seoul, Korea (again!) Some of my friends which im not close to, got married and one of my close friend is pregnant again. SUPER HAPPY !

Well, good news is that me and my 3rd sister gonna be the new owners for my current house and once my 2nd sister moves out and my room is completely furnished, We plan to keep cats. I know there's al ot of responsibilities of keeping cats and i still have a ongoing convincing my mom about keeping cats and what need to be done to cat proof the house. She somewhat half way convinced and at the same time said, her own words, "if the cats run out of the house, i'm not gonna chase it. I'll let it be" Well... good luck to me.

Again, I don't think im able to settle down because of the house and whatnot. Though, i still crave for affection (badly) Time will come i guess. My friend pursuade me to download dating app again after last year, i went out to hking with a guy from okc and also made a rash decision to not continue meeting the guy. He was kind and nice tho but i couldnt trust myself. The anxiousness got real and i backed out quickly too. He deserved someone better than me. I wish i was brave to take the risk on being a relationship. 😮‍💨 I've been constantly feeling lonely but i kept myself occupied with books and gaming sessions with my buddy. I play Apex Legends mobile and Dead by Daylight mobile. Call of duty mobile too but its been a while.

Nothing much changes but hopefully everything goes well. I wish yall SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN (since its the 3rd day of Raya) Till next time !!

BBbyong,

Ar.