#thefakeredhead.com

[iamrizaka]

Wash: Why are you telling me you ripped a portal to another dimension through your washing machine? Are you on drugs?

Sarge: For the record, it was the dryer.

Wash: That’s not the point!

taken from thefakeredhead.com

[txngledbxnds]

Duch: Honestly this is beneath me creatively.

Hank: We're making prom decorations. Creatively it's beneath all of us.

[nordrascavern]

Source: https://thefakeredhead.com/

[joaniethegirl]

[lets-burn-down-the-post-office]

Hardcase: Today's just a light recon day. Rex: Then why are you carrying 5 pounds of explosives? Hardcase: I want to be prepared.

[incorrect-web-novels]

Li Yun: I have a solution.

Yan Zhengming: Thank goodness.

Li Yun: It involves fire.

Yan Zhengming: Absolutely not.

[fr3aky-fand0ms]

Spinel: "I have a solution." Y/N: "Thank goodness." Spinel: "It involves fire." Y/N: "Absolutely not."

[incorrect-tmi-quotes]

Magnus: Clary isn't as bad as you described her to be

Alec: You're right. She's much worse

[pink-lemonadey]

Sophie: Tam isn't as bad as you described him to be.

Keefe: You're right. He's much worse.

[incorrect-monsta-x-quotes]

Jooheon: [eating cucumbers]

Minhyuk: That’s disgusting. You’re lucky you’re cute.

[mikie925]

Lapis: I don't know if I want to kiss you or throw you off a cliff right now

Peridot: Can I pick?

[iamrizaka]

Tucker: Do we need wine?

Wash: No, I need wine, you need to put your pants back on.

Tucker: But life is so freeing without them.

Wash: Pants. On. Now.

taken from thefakeredhead.com

[txngledbxnds]

Duch: You know you're my favourite, right?

Peter: I better be.

[nordrascavern]

At the end of the War of Wrath:

Mairon: What’s our exit strategy?

Melkor: Our what?

Mairon: Oh my god, we’re all going to die.

(source: thefakeredhead.com)

[joaniethegirl]

💚Happy Saint Patrick’s Day! ☘️

[lets-burn-down-the-post-office]

Rex literally every time Ahsoka and Anakin do some weird Force crap: Dang it, why aren't you obeying the laws of physics?