#them: oh this is the fastest way wait what? I looked cool well yeah if you say so haha def not doing this bc I really wanted to

[imperiuswrecked]

same energy

[daddyslilchickenfingers2]

Kinktober (reuploaded)

Breeding (Chris)

Request: Baby fever with Chris I BEG YOU/omg when you write breeding Chris can you add Y/N saying she wants to have a baby with such pretty blue eyes like Chris

Warnings: Talk of pregnancy, breeding obviously, soft/slow sex

Y/n’s pov

Chris and I have been dating since we were 17 but I’ve known him and his brothers since we were 4 years old. From the moment we started dating, our families always joked saying we’d get married one day. Well, that was a future reality, since Chris had proposed to me in May of this year. Even though we’ve only been engaged for a few months and we’re only 20, I would love to start a family with him. We had this conversation the other day with Nick and Matt, for some reason the topic was babies and Chris was ecstatic.

“I want like four or five babies! I can’t wait until Y/n gets pregnant, she’s gonna be so cute with our baby in her belly” he smiled, poking me in the stomach. “Ow Chris don’t do that. We do have baby fever though” I laughed as Nick grimaced. “I hate babies and I hate children” he said, Matt smacked him, “Oh shut up Nick you know when they have a baby you’re gonna be the cool gay uncle” he laughed. “I’m not changing diapers” Nick grimaced again, “I wanna make Y/n fat and pregnant” Chris beamed happily.

That was like five days ago, today we were having a lazy day, we lived in the guest house behind Matt and Nick’s. They got it built after hearing me and Chris fuck too many times, but still, it was a nice gesture and we get to still live with them basically. “Would you really have babies with me?” I asked Chris as I cuddled up to his side. “I’d love nothing more than to get you fat and pregnant. Our babies would look so cute” I could literally hear the smile in his voice. I pulled away and sat up against the headboard, Chris doing the same right after, looking at me with a big smile.

“Our kids can’t call me daddy though, that would be fucking weird” he laughed, causing me to smack his chest. “They could call my parents Mimi and Papa, and yours Grammy and Pop-Pop. Those sound so cute!” I gushed. “My dad would love Pop-Pop” Chris laughed again. “You know what I would love?” I asked, earning a small hum for me to continue, “I’d love for the baby to have your pretty blue eyes and gorgeous pink lips” I told him as my eyes shifted between the two, Chris doing the same to me. “Yeah?” he asked breathlessly against my lips, “Yeah” I said back in the same way.

Chris leaned in and softly pressed his lips against mine, moving us to lay back. “Let’s make that blue-eyed baby right now! You’re off birth control right?” he asked softly, stroking my cheek with his thumb. “Yes, now let’s make that baby” I smiled, placing a passionate kiss to his lips, after a few minutes, Chris pulled away. He took off his shirt and sweats before pushing my shirt up to see my stomach. “You’re gonna look so good pregnant. Can’t wait to put a baby in your belly” he said while kissing all over my stomach.

“Chris— babe please hurry!” “Sorry, I’m just so excited to have a kid with you” he blushed hard. Chris pulled my shirt over my head before taking off both our underwear, running two fingers through my folds. “So wet already- can we just go straight into softly fucking?” he asked breathlessly, “God, yes” I whined back. Chris slowly slid in and started thrusting fairly fast right away, not too fast though. I pulled him down for another kiss and we let breathless moans out into it, having both a passionate kiss and sex. I was running my fingers through his hair softly while the other held onto the side of his jaw.

One of Chris’ hands moved down to my clit, rubbing it quickly. Pulling away from the kiss, he started talking, “This is like the slowest sex we’ve ever had but— shit! This is gonna be the fastest I’ve ever cum, want you to cum for me princess” he said lowly. I let out a few loud moans before I started cumming, “Oh fuck Chris, so good babe. Want you to cum in me” I moaned. Chris hid his head in my neck, whining as he came in me, pumping into me a few more times before pulling out. He immediately moved down to finger his cum into me, not wanting any to spill out.

“Can’t believe we’re going to have a baby” he said excitedly, kissing all over my stomach. “They’re going to have the prettiest blue eyes, just like their dad” I smiled while playing with his hair. “God, I love you so much Y/n!” he said, looking at the pretty engagement ring on my finger. “I love you so much more” I replied as we both cuddled up with each other and drifted off to sleep, hoping we’d have a happy little family soon.

<<< 12 months later>>>

A few months ago I gave birth to a beautiful baby boy, Chris was ecstatic to find out he was going to have a son. He does, in fact, have Chris’ pretty blue eyes, he’s so tiny but you can already tell he has his dads nose as well. We named him Nolan Cole Sturniolo, Chris is literally the best dad ever, he helps me with everything. Matt and Nick are so excited that they’re uncles now, Matt always offers to babysit him so me and Chris can go on date nights. I wonder if he’ll be confused when he grows up, having a dad and two uncles who look exactly the same and all. Anyways I’m very happy with our little family.

[tmd-clangen]

MOON 0 | SMILING MOON

part one | part two

“Yes! Yes, thank you Poolgleam!” Irispaw meowed happily, running back out of the cleric’s den and bounding back into the clearing.

By the edge of the shiningfence, Leappaw waited for him, turning his head to look over as Irispaw came toward him. He grinned. “What’d Poolgleam say? Did he say yes?” Leappaw asked excitedly.

“Mhm! He said we had to stay in the closest parts of the territory but that we can go otherwise,” Irispaw affirmed, just as excited. “He seemed a lot more willing to let us go now that the snow’s let up today.”

“Great!” Leappaw exclaimed. “I already told Bush and Serp we were probably leaving. So we can just go.”

“Cool, okay!” Irispaw led the way through the shiningfence’s gap with Leappaw following right after him. 

The two of them moved practically rump-to-rump as they padded through the thin snow coating the ground, kicking up flakes every now and then. Even the trees weren’t quite as coated as before. Unlike the last few days which had been snowing seemingly without end, the snow must’ve let up in the middle of last night and hadn’t returned since then. Leappaw’s light pelt no longer totally blended into the white landscape. Irispaw laughed beneath his breath.

Leappaw caught it, asking, “What’s so funny?”

“Oh, I was just thinking about how you don’t blend in so much anymore,” Irispaw said, playfully adding, “now that the snow’s not so thick, you’re not invisible anymore!”

Leappaw laughed now. “You implying I’ve been invisible all this time? Well you’ll sure see me when I smack you in the face!” Leappaw aimed a light paw-jab at Irispaw’s face and he yelped, ducking out of the way.

“Hey! We’re not in training mode yet!” Irispaw cried with amusement. “We still gotta keep walking out ‘til we reach the super secret special spot I found.”

Leappaw stuck his tongue out briefly then asked, “How long until we get there? What’s the spot, even?”

“Well if I told you it wouldn’t be much of a secret, would it?” Irispaw teased.

“Aw, c’mon now, just tell me!”

Irispaw took on an elderly voice and croaked out, “Patience, grasshopper!” Leappaw immediately threw his head back and cackled. Irispaw snickered alongside him.

“It won’t take us long to get there anyway,” Irispaw said, “I still remember the fastest way there, so.”

“Good! I’m excited,” Leappaw meowed, his lashing tail already telling of that fact. “What do you wanna do anyway?”

“We should really try to learn some hunting techniques first of all,” Irispaw remarked. “I think that’s probably the most important thing right now. After all, prey dead to the cold can only fill our bellies for so long, and even then the leafbare cold won’t last forever…”

Leappaw nodded agreeably. “That’s true. How should we start?”

Irispaw paused for a moment. “Err… I don’t really know,” he admitted. “I remember hearing about some hunting techniques from the warriors, and seeing a couple demonstrated in camp. Maybe we can work off of those…?”

“Yeah! That’s somewhere to start,” Leappaw chirped optimistically. “Tell me what you heard?”

“Uhh… lemme think for a little bit to make sure I fully remember everything right,” Irispaw said.

The two apprentices walked further onward through the forest. It took them some time, but eventually Irispaw spotted the familiar wall of fronds that blockaded the spot he’d found about a week ago. He flicked his tail and beckoned Leappaw to follow him faster. Once there, Irispaw nosed through the fronds and stepped forward, carefully placing his front paws on the inclined slope.

Irispaw slid down into the hollow, smiling. A moment later though it receded when Leappaw yowled. He whipped around and saw that Leappaw had instead fallen straight down the slope, landing on his chest. He didn’t appear hurt, though, and Irispaw hurriedly murmured, “Shoot! Sorry, I forgot to tell you about that. The entrance here’s just a straight drop down.”

“Would’ve been helpful to know that earlier,” Leappaw muttered, though his voice was light. He picked himself back up and brushed off his fluffy chest, before looking around. “Wow… this place is cool.”

“Isn’t it!” Irispaw meowed with delight.

The large hollow was surrounded by steep earth walls that were brimmed with ferns and other hardy leafbare plants at their tops. The ground in the hollow, once the snow was brushed away, was revealed to be sandy. To Irispaw’s pleasure when he’d first found the hollow, it was the soft and warm kind of sand rather than the coarse and cool kind. Even with the cold weather, it retained a certain amount of heat that perhaps wasn’t completely natural– though Irispaw didn’t really care whether it was or not.

Scattered around the hollow were three big, cylindrical metal things; Irispaw remembered that Poolgleam had called them barrels. The barrels were all black, but each had a few colorful markings on them that looked kind of splattered. They were much bigger than the apprentices, and inside the carved-out holes in them, Irispaw believed they could both probably squeeze in and hide away. Bushkit would definitely like these a lot once he could wander around as an apprentice.

“Alright, what do you remember?” Leappaw asked again.

Irispaw explained, “Well, first of all, the basics of course. We need to make sure our scents don’t collide with the way the wind blows so that our prey doesn’t sniff us out first. Also, be super quiet of course. I was told the warriors use tail signals, but I don’t remember any of them… so we might have to make up our own.”

“We’ll get to it when we get to it,” Leappaw supposed.

“So just watch the ground for stuff like twigs and rocks and leaves and things like that. But if you find stuff that’s already broken, then that can tell you if prey has passed by, or something,” Irispaw finished.

Leappaw nodded. “Makes sense!”

“Okay. I think we can try out some of the stuff I saw, then. So first of all, the hunter’s crouch… we gotta press ourselves close to the ground, but not too close.” Irispaw dropped his body closer to the earth, and Leappaw mimicked his movement. “And then we… point our tails…”

“In what direction?” Leappaw asked.

“Straight backward, I think,” Irispaw said, sticking his tail back. Leappaw again did the same. He chuckled. “You just gonna obey every word I say?”

“Aren’t you the expert right now?” Leappaw laughed back.

“Hah! I guess so. Hopefully this won’t be too hard to remember everything,” Irispaw mused. “Okay, from here, you have to get your front legs ready to leap and hind legs ready to pounce… wait, no, other way around. My bad.”

“‘Won’t be too hard to remember everything’, when mice fly,” Leappaw teased.

“Oh, shut your mouth!” Irispaw retorted playfully, lightly batting him over the snout. The two of them shifted their legs into ready positions. “Why don’t you lead, if you think you can do it better.”

“Well, maybe I just might,” Leappaw ventured, sticking his tongue out. “‘Kay, watch me do this like the masters do!”

Leappaw wriggled his haunches a little and, true to his name, leapt forward. His back legs sprang to propel him onward, and his front paws landed forcefully in the sand as if he were pouncing on a mouse. He straightened back up and looked over at Irispaw. “Well, how’s that for some first-try skill?” he boasted.

“Totally sloppy,” Irispaw jeered back lightheartedly. Leappaw gave a mocking gasp of outrage. “I could totally do way better than that.”

“Well, let’s see it then!”

“You will!” Irispaw followed the movements he’d performed, back first, then front- jump forward- land perfectly. Except his wasn’t quite so perfect, when he nearly misplaced his paws and overcompensated his back ones.

Leappaw giggled and Irispaw stared hard at him. Leappaw called out, “I saw you slip!”

“No, you absolutely did not!”

[redraven3093]

Catching up with Philza QSM Vod

July 22

hai phil-Early birbs lets go

You do have so many shits laying around

AUSIE AUSIE OIOIOI

Tallulah Darling hi :D its SO early for u-CHAYANNE HONEY YU AWAKE! - KIDDO buddy You give us ALL a HEARTATTCAK

Yeah scold him Phil >:(- PFFT Tallulah! -  CHAYANNE PLS SHE HAVENT SLEPT

ETOILES WOULD BE PUT IN PRISON

Safety first :D- no joint room

Well the kid literally have been sleeping a lot Lullah what do you expected?

PFTT 3 HOURS? CHAYANNE BUDDY PLS REST

Pretty – LMAO PHIL PLS THE 4th WALL PHIL

Yeah the room is not orange enough- Gordon ramsay tangent-

OMG TALLULAH SWEETY WHY DIDN’T YOU HAVE ANY FOOD?!- AVACADO toast FOR THE WIN!- CHAYANNE you too!

Food Check- DÉCOR time – Judging ur vibe-

Oh no u stuck- YAY FREDOM – IKEA LETS GOO

Lol the kids- all pumpkins- YAH STEAL THE RICH

Oh what about forever?- DID YA WIN SON??- AWWW noo

Woah that’s far- that is such a unique pattern- jumping blok-

Where is she?- PlANT TIME- WOAHH COOL- hey Tallulah

Oh ? good news first- white puffball U can eat them??

Yeah so Storage rooms

Grappling time- HERE WE GO

Yeah must be Dappers doing- Dapper is so crazy- HOLLY SHIT DAPPER U ARE CRAZY- ITS IN ALPHEBITICAL ORDER?!- It’s the Tesseract

Lol yeah you guys spend way to much time marveling dapper’s farm

Lolwas that enough?- fastest adventure we had- yeah don’t wory Lullah ur safe now

YEAH DÉCOR TIME AGAIN- yeah this looks good

Oh hey Tubbo

Oh?- Spanish music?- dance time cant hear the song thou

If you don’t know about love FUQ OFF lol- opp TOXIC- good guy behavior?

Lol yeah put all of it

CHAYANNNE- we did all that huh

Oh wait? They have titles??- YEAH CHAT GET YOUR TOAST

That is so cool- oh yeah you did that

AWW So CUTE

Yeah it look so good

AW YEAH WILL’S LETTERS

Phil’s pls he was assassinated by a baby

PFFT PHIL PLS NOT THAT ONE

A picture for the whole fam

Ahh a trip down the memory lane

Ah yes his favorite pic

Lol he got a pc-yeah not a good idea to put it next to the fire-well a kid got to have his fun

AWW THAT IS SO CUTE :D

AGUSTIN

Lol “no. MINE”

New song- yeah2 vod watchers cant hear anything lol- SPYxFAMILY??-OHH COMEDY that one

Yeah that is sweet

LET HIM COOK

Yeah it is pretty

LMAO Phil pls-PERMITED LETS GO

Phil pls

YEAH LETS GO to the TOP

Wicked lets go

Oh? A shulker box? Eyyo?

Lol bird brain go brr

:)

“Probably trash “he said LIES

PFFT LMAO he did it the son of a ditch

Lol its all fun Chayanne don worry- phil pls

STAR GAZING LETS GO

To the uppies place-safe and sound

Heloo-it DOES LOOK like a nest – birdza strikes again-The crows nest :D

AWW :D- so cute- an ECLIPSE- CUTE-

YEAH BED TIME STORY – OHH a SUPERNOVA

Oh the Beetlejuice :D- Yeah INFO DUMP

YEAH that is Cool

Gotta pay that bill

Yeah he did do that- Chayanne pls buddy

Yeah well they have reasons to be paranoid Tallulah, years of experience ca do that

:( PHILZA – YES WE DID SO PLS STAY SAFE

:’)

AWW KIDS WE LOVE YOU TOO – what happened with the squid?- aww buddy

Ah shit, imma cry – music paid actor

Goofy picture

Oh? – AWW KIDDO :’D

UGH MY HEART – AWW BUDY – PFT Tallulah sweety

AWW YOU TWO

Holly Lullah u have plenty

YEAH BED TIME

Opp ur stuck - oh okay good

Old chair

Etoiles have high standards- lmao- ??? holy – opp she voided

Question time- iron? Oh its not/j- pfft

Opp welcome back!- pfft

Yeah lets goo- oh so the Fed didn’t kidnaped you?

Yeah go get rest kiddos- oh that’s okay Tallulah

a hotel brunt down?-

?

who

OH FUCK OFF YOU BINARY BASTARDS

STOP TAKING PHOTOS U SHIT

WALTERBOB?!

FUCK OFF

STAY AWAY FROM CHAYANNE YOU SON OF DITCH

YEAH GO OFF PHIL- YEAH AND STAY THE FUK AWAY YA SHIT

Yeh he did- scuff encounter- YEAH NO MERCY- NOT IF HE WAS THE BINARY BASTARD

Vote for Walter

Pfft ever the humble Tallulah- okay stop fighting

Yeh MUSIC BOX

STAY SAFE KIDDOS

GOODNIGHT TALLULAH CHAYANNE

a fresh BRUISED Lettuce

BYE KIDS

Yeah those guys are creeps

?? oH YEaH IT DID- Failed egg? I mean why did the FEDs even made the EGGS

Chat?- PFT THT IS TOO BIG

YEY BYE PHIL

[scribblestatic]

I'm on my chubby izu brainrot fr

(tw fat shaming, as usual)

First Trial: 50-Meter Dash

Of course, the buff speedy guy, Iida Tenya (from the Iida Family!!) took the fastest time at 3.04 seconds. However, the other times aren't to be ignored. The girl with the frog quirk, Asui Tsuyu, finished in just over 5.5 seconds.

Some claimed to shave off several seconds of their middle school times, like the flashy boy, Aoyama Yuuga. Others only ran just a few seconds faster, if the times changed at all.

Then, it was his and Kacchan's turn. The two stretched before preparing to shoot off.

"So, you ruined my goal of being the only one from our shitty school to get into U.A.," Kacchan mutters.

Izuku cautiously glances over bent slightly to prepare for running. But Katsuki grins at him, eyes crinkling.

"But you're gonna get kicked out just as quickly. What a fun first you're gonna have, quirkless lard ass!"

"START!" the robot's voice announces.

Katsuki splays his hands and fires off, one of the explosions going off near Izuku's face. Although his eyes burn with the sudden brightness, Izuku shuts them tightly and runs with his eyes closed, waiting for stars to quit bursting in his vision.

Kacchan finishes in 4.13 seconds.

As he looks down at his hands, he mulls over how using both of them reduced his overall output. Curious, he glances back to see how far behind Izuku is.

To his mild surprise, he passes the robot with his eyes squinted open, a slight burn mark on his nose.

"6.69 seconds."

Izuku stumbles to a stop, rubbing at the burn on his nose as nervous sweat seems to come off of him in a nova. Moreover, unlike some of the others, he doesn't appear to be out of breath, simply breathing just a bit heavier than usual from exertion.

"Wow..." A boy with tape dispensers in his elbows knocks one against another boy with yellow hair and a black streak, a grin on his face. "He beat you, man."

"Am...am I really that out of shape?" the boy, Kaminari Denki, mulls, thinking back to his 7.38 second time.

But Ochako reaches over, patting his shoulder. She herself got a 7.15 second time.

"Don't worry about it. He's got crazy stamina!"

Just thinking back to how quickly he recovered after Recovery Girl gave him a kiss still makes her wonder just where he got all that energy from. She was down for almost the entire rest of the day just to sleep!

"Oh. Huh... Is that his quirk?"

"Uhm...I don't actually know," she replies, shrugging sheepishly.

"Hmmh..." Katsuki simply glares at Izuku before moving on, the chubby boy following after to rejoin with the others.

As they approach, Ochako waves at him in greeting. He sees her, his nose still red, but his cheeks soon join, and despite his still nervous demeanor, he waves back quietly.

"I'm so happy to see him here! As soon as we're done, I wanna tell him thanks!"

"Huh, thanks for what?" the tape boy, Sero Hanta, asks.

"Oh, uh... I kinda got in some trouble during the exam and almost got really hurt. But he rescued me from the zero-pointer!"

"Eehh? That huge monster robot? He confronted that thing??" another voice cuts in.

When they look back, it's Eijirou, though he laughs.

"Hah, sorry for being nosy."

"No, no, it's fine. But yeah! My ankle got pinned, and he ran into the dust cloud to rescue me! He was super cool."

"Whoa...that's manly as hell!"

"Yeah, no way I was gonna confront that thing," Denki admits. "I was fizzed out by that point."

The group continue talking about the exam as the next part starts. Izuku doesn't really hear them, going back to the quiet corner of the group with a boy, who, after some silence and sign language, introduces himself as Kouda Koji.

Second Trial: Grip Strength Test

From his constant work lifting and carrying heavy items, he had to strengthen his grip so he wouldn't drop anything. That thankfully translated well into positive results.

Izuku upped his middle school grip from 52 kgw to 95 kgw. Of course, he hears his result get completely overshadowed by two other people.

One is a tall boy with several arms attached with a membrane. Shoji Mezo pumps out a whopping 540 kgw. Another person, Yaoyorozu Momo, creates a mechanized gauntlet, pulling out an astounding 600 kgw.

Izuku looks down at his grip machine, dejected. But it's the best he can do so far. If he manages to not be last, perhaps he can improve his grip even more.

Third Trial: Long Standing Jump

Izuku doesn't even want to think about his results. Unless it's on a diving board, jumping has never really been his strongest suit.

He doesn't realize he surpasses about three or four students in his jump, making them anxious about their own results.

Fourth Trial: Sustained Sideways Jumps

Izuku hates them.

He almost wants to ask to not do them, but he knows better than to do that. After all, it's necessary to see where he is strength-wise.

However, when he'd done them in middle school, his classmates had always laughed at him. His belly and thighs jiggle with his movements, and they would have quite cruel things to say. The teachers wouldn't really do anything about it.

So, when it's his turn, he feels his heart clench, already thinking he hears someone whispering about how entertaining it's going to be. His hands tremble a bit, but he clenches them into fists, going to stand in the middle, waiting to start.

As he does them, he feels their eyes on him. He almost starts crying, but he holds it back, his face scrunched in mild despair the entire time. He manages to finish before the first tears start dotting his lower eyelashes, and he quietly shuffles back to the silent crowd, holding back a sniffle.

"Oh, are you okay?"

Izuku blinks, looking up at the pretty girl he first saw when he entered the class. Yaoyorozu Momo stands there, concern in her eyes. There's nothing cruel there, at least, he doesn't think so.

"Did you hurt something? We can ask sensei to--"

But Izuku shakes his head.

"N-No. I'm fine. Th...Thank you."

He sniffles again, managing a smile for her.

"Oh... Alright. Well, keep it up!" She balls her fists cheerily. "Do your best!"

His smile slightly shifts to something less put-on. It's...not often he gets encouragement from others. It's pretty astounding how instant of a salve it is on his heart.

"I...I will."

Fifth Trial: Pitching

Izuku watches in awe as Ochako's ball floats up past the stratosphere.

Yeah, there's no way anyone else is getting as good of a result as that.

As Izuku heads out to pitch, Ochako and Tenya murmur to each other.

"Midoriya's his name, right? He's not doing too well."

"He's doing okay, I think," Ochako hums. "I heard his grip strength was really good. I'm not so surprised about that."

"That's true. But he's not really done anything super outstanding. Most of his results are average or above average. I'm not sure if that'll be enough for him to stay."

"Hah!"

Katsuki shoves his hands into his pockets, grinning snidely as Izuku stretches his arms.

"He's just a quirkless fatass. You shouldn't expect too much from him."

That catches a few people's attention, the nearby kids perking up.

"Wait, quirkless? For real?" A short purple boy, Mineta Minoru, asks. "I heard the reporters talking about it, but I didn't think it was real."

"Oooh, so he's the kid they were talking about? I didn't even know he was in our class!" Ashido Mina laughs.

"Ehh, but...if I lose to him, I've really got no excuse..."

"That's kind of rude, Kaminari-kun," Asui Tsuyu ribbits.

"Eh...so...he's quirkless," Ochako murmurs, shock dawning in her expression.

He was quirkless during the exam, too. And despite not having a quirk, he was the only one who ran to save her. Tenya seems to come to a similar conclusion, his mouth open in shock.

"...Don't expect much from him, you said?" Momo asks, a slight frown on her face. "You don't know, do you?"

"Hah? Don't know what?" Katsuki grouches back.

"Well... His name is Midoriya Izuku, right?"

"Yeah, what of it?"

She looks over to where Izuku is, the boy glancing nervously at the crowd and sweating. A quick call from their teacher forces him to focus back on the throw at hand.

"I'm sure you've heard your ranking for the Entrance Exam. I'm not in those results as I got in under the recommendation exam instead. But if I recall...yes. I think you got second place, right?"

Being reminded of his failure, Katsuki's expression immediately sours. Shoulders lowered and anger clear on his face, he glared at the girl.

"Yeah, what of it?!"

Momo then points at Izuku, who is doing his throw.

His arm moves quickly, tossing the ball as far as he can. It touches down a bit away, though not as far as some of the other results. Still, for a quirkless person, it's quite far at 106 meters. It beats out several of the others, especially those without physically-enhancing quirks.

"He got first."

They all stare at her, so she clarifies.

"Midoriya Izuku got first place in the regular Entrance Exam."

It's quite as Izuku approaches the group, prepared to go back to the quiet corner again. But when they notice him, all eyes lock on him. Izuku squeaks, freezing up.

"...'You shouldn't expect too much from him.'" Hanta mocks quietly, covering his mouth. "Says the guy who got second place to him."

Beside him, Jirou Kyouka can't help but snicker.

But Katsuki barely hears them. Instead, all he hears is the blood rushing through his body, turning into a torrent of rage.

What the hell?

Who did this quirkless fatass think he was, coming in first? It was already implausible he passed in the first place, but he has the audacity to come in first?!

Katsuki was frustrated that he didn't get first place, coming in second. He vowed then that he would totally destroy whoever actually got the first place mantle to show them who really deserved it. For a minute there, he thought it was maybe Ponytail Girl was the one who beat him out, but she was some Extra Elite who got in through connections.

But he never once would've imagined the one who beat him out was that useless lard bastard!

His hands began to smoke. Then, he swiftly turns away, running full speed at Izuku.

The boy's eyes widen before he shuts them tightly, raising his arms to protect his face. That just irritates him even more.

"You shitrag! Explain yourself, Deku!"

He reaches out, ready to pummel him into the dirt. But pale wrappings suddenly tighten around his body, and his quirk, once thrumming under his skin, is suddenly dissipated, as though it was never there.

Katsuki grunts, the bindings pulling his head back and forcing him to shut an eye.

Izuku stays standing there for a moment, frozen up and waiting to be hit, until an irritated voice echoes over them.

"You."

All of the students look over to their teacher.

Eraser Head's hair floats ominously over his body, the wraps around his neck also hovering. He digs his fingers into the tough material of his capture weapon, eyes gleaming bright red. Indeed, concealed around his neck are the yellow and black goggles indicative of Eraser Head.

"I said you're using your quirks to test your limits, not to use it against each other," he says, his tone low and rumbling. "So what made you think attacking your classmate was a good idea?"

What the hell...

From the time they were four, no one stopped him when he went to whomp on Deku. Katsuki was better than him, so if Deku got in his way, the students and teachers let him do what he wanted. Deku was just a pebble in the road for him, just someone for him to step on and continue forward.

But the little bastard got it up in his head that he could cram himself into the sole of his shoe and carry himself forward with it. Now he's trying to detach from his shoe and fly forward, further ahead, using him as cannon fodder.

No way. No fucking way. He wouldn't allow it.

But his quirk doesn't answer him, Eraser Head glaring as his eyelids lowered.

"Pull this stunt again, and I'll expel you right here and now, saving everyone else the trouble. Understood?"

Katsuki flinches. Then, he stops pulling against the capture weapon, backing up. After a moment, it slips from around him, returning easily to Eraser Head with a light tug. Meanwhile, Izuku stares at the teacher with sparkling eyes, absolutely enamored by being able to see his quirk in action.

"Ughh...don't make me use my quirk unnecessarily," he grumbles, rubbing his eyes as his hair stops floating. He digs into his pocket and takes out eyedrops, putting one in each eye with practiced ease. "...Anyway, on to the next trial."

Izuku immediately goes to follow, though he flinches upon remembering Katsuki's there. He lowers his head and slinks around him, going over to the group. There, he finds himself surprised when a few students approach him.

"Hey, are you okay?! He didn't get you, did he?" an invisible girl, Hagakure Tooru, asks, her body language showing concern.

"That startled me, the way he just jumped out at you... Do you know him?" Ochako asks.

"Oh...uhm..." His face immediately starts turning red, not used to this sort of attention. "I...I'm...okay."

"Sensei was right to stop him," Momo huffs, shooting a glare toward him. "C'mon, we need to go to the next test."

"Yikes...that wasn't cool at all," Denki mutters.

"Jumping at a quirkless person like that is pretty bad, isn't it? I mean, as a hero, for sure," Sato Rikido murmurs, bending down toward a bird-headed student. While he doesn't reply by speaking, Tokoyami Fumikage hums his agreement.

Katsuki remains standing there for a moment before he grits his teeth, following after the others to the next test.

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Chapter 2, castletown (B)

The figure in front of the two could only sputter when New Kid shook their head while Cartman rolled his eyes, crossing his arms as if to signal he didn't want to hear it either.

"Are- ... are you guys sure? I swear it's a pretty cool prophecy! It's fairly important too." They rasped, their hands out as if trying to get New Kid to stop and listen while they clicked the "We know it already" option on the black bar before them.

"You guys know it? Weak... maybe I shouldn't have practiced in the mirror so much." They mumbled to themselves, their arms dejectedly at their sides now. "Ok yeah yeah, look, man, we didn't come for some kinda bedtime story. Just tell us how to get home already." Cartman grumbled, staying quiet until the figure before them could finally tell him how to get home.

"Well, I believe the fastest way would be to close up that Eastern Fountain-" The figure began. Cartman quickly cut the figure off, "Fountain? Like a fucking water fountain or something? Easy!".

"No, you asshole! The fucking fountain that forms the dark world, WHICH YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU LET ME TELL YOU MY TALE!!" The figure lost their shit before taking a deep breath and step back, facing New Kid now. Despite not being paid attention to, New Kid's companion continued, "Yeah, well- no... but I probably know more about it than some poor asshole. See ya later, Sir Douchebag.". He snickered as he started to walk off, smiling at the old memory of playing with the Stick of Truth.

"Wait a sec! Let me at least show yo-" The figure cried, trying to get Cartman's attention before practically getting run over and thrown by a mysterious bike and a familiar face. As New Kid tried to process what happened, the familiar face let out a stupidly unscary attempt at a cackle and mumbled something along the words, "One nerd down, two more to go!".

Cartman let out a screech as he watched the figure fly across him, stepping back and yelling at Butters, who was clad in blue and black. "What the actual fuck?! What're you supposed to be? Don't tell me it's something stupid like a Wereperchuan again!".

"Oh me? Well, fellas, I'm Professor Chaos, the bad guy!" Butters yelled gleefully, doing a twirl on his Harley. His mood quickly soured when Cartman raised an eyebrow and shook his head at him. Butters looked almost as shocked as Cartman, leaning on the handlebars of his Harley as he questioned him, "Ya know? The other blond kid from the legend?". He was only met by New Kid's companion shrugging.

"Awh gee fellas, well this is gonna be really hard to explain..." He said disappointedly, his bike getting quieter as if it was just as disappointed as him. The figure limped over to Butters, desperately trying to join in the conversation some way, "I could tell you guys the ta-"

"Stay out of this Mr Know-It-All!" Butters snapped at the figure, glaring at them as they tried to stand their ground. The figure was about to go on about protecting New Kid and Cartman, but once Cartman said he wanted to hear what he had to say, they backed away in shame.

"So basically you guys are heroes and y'all wanna seal our fountain in the East so darkness doesn't cover the world or something. But we don't want you to 'cause it would be super cool and rule!" Butters explained. Cartman already looked bored, but to humor Butters he still asked questions. "Ok whatever, but why do we even wanna seal it??".

"Uhhh, I'm not really sure? I could go ask my dad but I don't want him to ground me". The figure reappeared from the shadows, quickly yelling: "I could explain!" before Cartman threw a rock at them and yelled that they didn't need them. "So the point is you wanna fight us?".

"Correct-a-mundo!"

The fight didn't last very long, especially not with Cartman learning he had an axe to throw around during battle. The battle seemed almost light-hearted if you ignored how Cartman threw around an axe while Butters threw around spades that burst into violent lightning. The two yelled colorful insults at each other, but New Kid didn't listen all the much. All they could hear was their own blood pumping in their ears. A weird thrill coursed through their veins as they dodged and struck Butters. With a final throw of Cartman's axe, Butters and his Harley were practically tossed away as he yelled about getting home so he wouldn't be grounded. Finally, the figure was back for good, this time with a sigh of relief now that Butters was gone.

As the figure tried to introduce themself, Cartman groaned loudly and pulled at his lower eyelids, "Can you take off that stupid hood already?! We can't hear you under there!".

"Yeah yeah, whatever. You said the way outta here is East, right? Screw you guys, I'm going home. I'll see you at school or something Douchebag" He interjected, already pointing East when he mentioned going home like when used to when he used that phrase. As Cartman left the two, he stuck his middle fingers up at them, leaving before either Mysterion or New Kid could say anything.

"What a fucking asshole… I've been waiting my whole life for you two to get here and he just fucking leaves. Fuck him, I'm sure we'll be good friends." Mysterion says in his obviously forced gruff voice before waiting for New Kid to speak. When they stay silent, he sighs and pats their shoulder, already starting to walk East.

"Well, we have to find that asshole and he said he was going east. Come on, New Kid… or should I say Douchebag?" Their new companion says with a little smirk before they run in front of him as if to lead.

"Yeah, lead the way I guess, Douchebag?"

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𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐤𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐞

Armin 𝒇𝒍𝒖𝒇𝒇 𝒙 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓

For the after you read angst collab and my HeartLand Attack On Titan first date series! @hanmacide @sanoinc

“Ice cream maybe?” Wait there’s something even better.” You pointed to a strawberry shortcake stand up ahead. “I don’t think cake is gonna cool is gonna cool us down.” You had been walking for hours and the temperature reached its highest peak of 97 degrees.

“They have something even better,” you assured him. “Ta Da,” you exclaimed. His eyes lit up once he saw the special board. A strawberry shortcake milkshake was written on it. “Do you wanna try it?” Whatever you want you can have L/n.” Okay well I want that.”

You put your order in for 1 milkshake. “Huh, why only one I wanted to try some too.” Armin didn’t get what you were setting up. The day at Heartland was going great as your first date so far. Except for the fact that Armin couldn’t pick up on any of your advances. Like your shameless flirting. Or you pointing out other couples doing cute things.

For someone who’s dated before he doesn't know a lot. So of course he didn’t understand when you only brought one milkshake. “Umm, I’ll be right back Y/n I’m gonna head to the restroom.” Okay, see you in a bit,” you sighed.

Once Armin got in the bathroom he immediately Group FaceTimed his friends. “Armin how’s its going,” they all asked. “I feel like I’m doing something wrong you guys.” Huh whys that?” We know you don’t get much play but come on dude you can’t flop with Y/n or I’ll have to take them,” Jean confessed.

“I’m not flopping you asshole,” Armin yelled. “Jean Shutup hell up let him speak,” Mikasa commanded. Jean stopped his ranting. “It's been awhile since I dated Annie.” And I don’t know if I’m ready for someone as great as Y/n.”

Armin heard everyone sigh at the same time. “Listen Armin buddy,” Eren spoke. “We all know how much you love Y/n you can’t let past thoughts of Annie get in your way.” Yeah,” Mikasa agreed. “You guys are meant for each other stop thinking so hard.”

“Also Armin Y/n just texted me and they said you probably think their gross.” Because of some Milkshake,” Sasha reported. “Shit.” I gotta go you guys.” He hung up the phone running back to you.

“Y/n,” he yelled. “Yes?” I don’t think your gross and I would love to share this milkshake with you.” So Sasha told you about what I said,” you laughed.

“Yes why would you think I felt that way,” he chuckled. “Well, I thought things were going good but you're blowing off all my advances.” So maybe you were ignoring them on purpose.”

“Hey look at me,” he instructed. You look at him still slightly embarrassed. “If anything im the gross one.” I mean I’m here with you someone so pretty, prideful,perfect and precious.” I'm just a bit rusty on my dating skills is all.”

“Damn did I say too much you look concerned,” he wondered. “Of course not I'll always accept praise,” you smirked. “I’m concerned as to why you think so lowly of yourself and so high of me like I'm Jesus or something?” Your the brightest and sweetest person I know Armin.”

“I'm happy you were smart enough to come out here and tell me I'm not gross or anything because I was starting to get worried not gonna lie.” Thanks Y/n I needed that reassurance.” Although I hated to bother you.” What's bothering me is that our milkshake is melting.” Now come slurp this down before it leaks on the table.”

“Let's have a competition,” he challenged. “Whoever drinks this milkshake the fastest has to buy our next one.” It's a deal.” You both shook in it. You dived in immediately without his approval. “Hey that's not fair!” he whined soon he joined finishing way before you.

Afterward, you guys went to the cupid's bridge on a short walk. “I didn’t know you thought I was such an angel.” And perfect oh you don’t have to flatter me so much.” Flatter,” he exclaimed?! “It’s the truth just look at you everything is perfect.”

“I just wish you would say the same thing about yourself.” Your my favorite thing Y/n.” I thought the ocean was your favorite thing, you interrupted. “The ocean has now been replaced from this moment on.”

“I can’t say your my favorite thing yet until I taste this cake baby.” You and him picked up a cake on your way to the hotel. You popped some into your mouths. You stared at each other waiting for a reaction. After taking another bite you stopped. “Mid,” you both agreed at the same time.

“We’ll I guess you are my favorite thing Armin.” So since we're each other’s favorite things would you like to maybe see each other again after today?” Hmmm,” you pondered. “Of course, I had a whole bunch of fun today,” you admitted. You threw away the nasty ass cake and headed towards the hotel you and Armin where supposed to stay at.

You got there in awe from the lobby alone. You two where staying in on of the many hotels called sweethearts corner. It was very PINK. With some black accents, it almost looked like a love-core barbie dreamhouse. You asked a stranger to take a picture of you with the mascot of HeartLand statue.

They came out so cute and you where enjoying the heart filled environment until Armin called you to the reception desk. “It seems as though Eren only booked one room.”

“That sly fucker” Armin whispered to himself. He could just imagine the others smirking now that their plan worked. “Do you not want to be around me or something because I don’t see a problem,” you teased?

“Of course I want to be around you!” Always,” he began. “And forever,” you finished. “So before we go upstairs y/n.” I wanted to ask… about the status.

“Just spit it out Armin,” you demanded. “Fine I was asking about our relationship well.. the status of it.” So your asking if your my boyfriend or not?”

“Yes, that exact question. “Hmm well, I do seem to enjoy your company.” Armin was sweating buckets awaiting your answer. “Is that a yes,” he interjected? “Definitely a yes!”

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Hi! This is an info post for this rp blog!

Information will be added as you (or your muses) interact with them. These characters are a mixture of a good bunch of Sonic media. Mainly games, IDW comics (Not Archie because I know almost nothing about them :( ), Tv shows and a couple of fanworks along with my own ideas for some... events (AKA Sonic Forces because.. The war setting was way too tempting not to meddle with it).

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Character Introduction:

Hey everyone! My name is Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog. I'm the fastest thing alive, even though some people would like to differ! I go with He/him pronouns! Nice to meet y'all!

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Age:

I'm 17 years old! I'm turning 18 this year! My birthday is really soon actually! June 23th!

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Likes:

—;What do I like? Well, we could start off with chilli dogs!! Definitely my favorite food. You have to try them at least once in your life. I specially love adding cheese and onion. Man I'm hungry now..

—;Also running. It's kind of an obvious one but y'know, Sonic is my name and speed is my game!

—;I also like making new friends! There's a lot of cool and amazing people out there and I can't wait for the chance to meet them one day!

—;A good nap is always nice from time to time, add a nice flower field and it's a perfect image. Scenic views are one of the things I love when I'm out running.

—;Oh yeah! I enjoy rock a lot! I love the vibes!

—;And, last but not least! My little bro! Can't forget him! He's so smart and cool! You'll talk to him in a bit!

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—;Eggman. Since we're starting with the obvious.. I don't think I have to elaborate a lot.

—;I really dislike small spaces. I like to move a lot so, yyyeah nope.

—;It's also infuriating when people mistake me with other species. You can look at my quills! I'm a hedgehog!! Not a rat. Notthatbeingaratisbadbutyknow-

—;You're dead if you talk bad about my friends.

—;Water. I can't swim and I'm not interested in leaning how, I can run on water just fine!

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—;He's trans! He has top surgery scars on his chest.

—;✨ADHD hedgehog✨

—;Since this Sonic is a bit older than the canon version, he has longer quills and the ends are a bit darkened.

—; Bisexual!

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Hey everyone! I'm Miles Prower, but you can call me Tails! I'm Sonic's brother and best friend! I go with He/They pronouns! Nice to meet you!

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I'm 13 years old! Turning 14 on November!

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—; I have a knack for mechanics! I love watching my ideas come to fruition and help people!

—; I feel free when I fly with the Tornado, or my tails! I love feeling the wind on my face!

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[ducknotinarow]

"Wait!! Your name is Valentina!" Brooklyn exclaims, shocked and mock-offended, "And you just didn't tell me until now?! What other secrets have you kept from me! Are you even my sister?!"

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Nina didn’t stay on the campus herself in all fairness the Avengers tower wasn’t too different from a whole dorm set up anyway. Expect her roommates were billionaires and Hulks over peers in other majors. That didn't mean Nina didn't still hang around her school's campus about as often as those that lived there. You could only take so much family at times and well she had to admit it was fun and a nice change of pace to break away from the Avengers from time to time as well. Though today was special though she had a guest with her to spend time with her. Her baby sister Brooklyn! Okay yeah, Brook just wanted to see the campus they didn't know a thing about schools so learning that colleges could be lived at had libraries, places to eat and do laundry, and such good learning seemed to interest them. Look Nina was going to fully knock her sister for not knowing this stuff cause she had a reason for not knowing all this stuff. She was going to razz them over thinking it was cool and exciting though like the giant nerd her baby sister was. But first, she had to show the campus off and in turn, show off her baby sister.

"This is my baby sister!" She went on to hug her sister from behind as she went about another introduction. Holding Brooklyn's arm to hold it out "Don't be shy Brooks say hello." as if Nina hanging over them wasn't why Brook couldn't in fact interact with one of Nina's classmates. Puppet her sister as they shook hands set her chin on Brook's head as she went to speak. "yeah, I'm towing her around todo she was curious so I'm giving her the grand tour of the joint. And getting to introduce her to everyone since I mention her all the time." Nina went on to explain ever the doting older sibling. Now if only Brook got that more nice side seeing as Nina mostly lived to prank and mess with her given every chance.

They soon said buy as Nina looked down to Brook "Let's see that was the scene building it's where most my day is spent. There are other buildings for classes but I don't know them much. Oh, I can take you to the gallery thinkin' about it. I think they got the mural up now to see?" She went on to speak not giving her sister much a chance to offer her two cents. Before Nina let go and moved out front to lead the way again "Or we can hit the dining hall they got tons of food in there. Like granted food at home is good but oh the food here is the shit!" She exclaimed "I won't even mind if you do weird stuff like make up your weird pmilk. Know what yeah! let's go eat 'cause I'm straving now."

Nina decided hey Brook might like the more buffet style of the area meant they could mix things up however they wanted. In one sitting, Nina sees guys pile up plates with pasta, burgers, and such. Nina was also sure Brook would find a way todo worse and put them to shame. And part of her was curious about that. As she took the lead to get them out of the current hallway they were in. Heading towards the side door it would take them to the dining hall fastest. But she paused a moment when something in one of the display cases they were passing stood by. Humming a bit in thought as she turned to look, seeing a photo of her class, It was from some Stark event they held at the school. A program to help encourage young kids into pressuring the science fields when they went to college. That wasn't why Nina stopped to look at it though. She quirked her red and black-painted lips a moment. Hands set to her hips as she went to speak "aw come on why they used this photo. I showed up in my pj's my hairs a mess even." She pointed it out to Brooklyn so her sister could see the crime committed against her. Nina set her hand to her own face. "I didn'it know Tony was gonna be there, but of course soon as they got wind of it out came the press and all the cameras. Man, how many photos are there of me looking like that?" She went on to complain but it seemed something else about the photo got Brooklyn's attention. It listed off the members of the class, so to honor them for giving back in a sense.

Nina looking to her sister who seemed confused by something, lifting a brow as she looked back to the display case there were a few projects in there as well from stuff shown off that day. But they seemed focused on the photo Nina brought up. "Look I know I ain't look best in there but I promise it ain't that bad jeez" was her take away till Brook seemed to piece her answer together at last. "Wait!! Your name is Valentina!"

Nina just stood there confused looking between the case and her sister. "Uh yeah I just don't go by my full name. I don't think i ever have just always gone by Nina." Nina went to try and explain.

"And you just didn't tell me until now?! What other secrets have you kept from me! Are you even my sister?!"

Nina rolled her eyes she had no idea why this was such a shock to Brooklyn "Technically spekin' I still ain't told ya that. You just happened to find out right now and are making a big deal outta it." Nina went to explain "I don't get why it's no different than you mainly going by Brook when your name is Brooklyn." Nina was more than happy to point out "Side's only pops calls me Valentina...when I'm in serious hot water but the point still stands." She went on to explain, but Brook stood there acting as if her whole world had just fallen around them and changed everything now. Nina sighed and gave another roll of her eyes before she reached over and lightly flicked her fingers against Brooklyn's forehead. Hye she was nice enough not to do with her metal hand at least but someone's hand to tap a bit of sense into her blonde sister's skull, emphasis on the blonde here. "Don't be an idiot." was all she said before turning to continue back on leaving the building now. "My name was always Valentina. Just took the end of it and ditched the 't' to get Nina for the nickname." Nina went to explain hands held up into the air as she shruged her shoulders. Down playing mostly to just get at Brooklyn since it was a big deal to her. Oh but that's when a smirk tugged onto the corners of her mouth as she looked over her shoulder at them now. "You clearly suck at your job if you only now found that out." She taunted with at thier expense "I mean you seeing all kinds of files and more hell even the mueamsue exhibit we went o yet only know you found out? eh I dunno all those running drills you didn't seem to help" she pointed to her own head to suggest her meaning just now without saying it she was just looking to razz them after all. "All those books and yet you are this dumb? man, maybe we should do the library next just sit you in the center maybe something will absorb into that empty space between ya ears." She laughed a bit at the last remark now. Hey if Brooklyn was going to be this dramatic Nina was going to pick on her for it.

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Borderlands: Skies the Bodyguard 5

Tannis has been captured. Skies and the Vault Hunters work to get her back.

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Chapter 15

           “Another great Arms Race, right, Ax?”

           “Sure was, Sal. Almost as great as my newest headshot, which you can buy off my ECHOsite right now.”

           “…you seriously plugging yourself right now?”

           “Well, somebody has to.”

           Skies chuckles as the latest ECHOcast of Arms Race wraps up. She closes the app on her ECHO device and starts to set it aside when Lilith’s voice cries through.

           “Skies! Get the bridge now!”

           “Uh, on my way,” Skies replies with surprise and hops out of her bed. She quickly throws on her coat- which is really tattered now- and hurries out of her ship and to the bridge.

           As she enters, she catches Ava saying in panic, “there’s still time!”

           “What’s happened?” Skies asks as she approaches. The Vault Hunters are there too, looking rather guilty.

           “The Calypsos got Tannis,” Moze replies.

           “What?” Skies gasps, “when?”

           “In the Vault,” Zane replies.

           “Troy used Phaselock,” Amara adds, “there was nothing we could do.”

           “I have never been so shamed,” FL4K grumbles.

           “Incoming transmission!” Claptrap announces.

           “Of course,” Lilith groans.

           A hologram comes up overhead showing Tyreen and Troy in Psycho masks.

           “We kidnapped your scientist,” Tyreen says in growly voice.

           “If you wanna see her alive…” Troy adds, also doing a voice, then laughs and switches back to his normal voice. “It’s not gonna happen.”

           “Yeah, cause you eat butts,” Tyreen laughs.

           “Skag butts.”

           “It’s us!” Tyreen sings, “did you guess?”

           “Cool masks, right?” Troy asks, “pre-order bonus. Oh, Ty, pledge drive.”

           “So, spoiler. We are crazy close to opening the Great Vault,” she explains, “we found the key, bee-tee-dubs, and it is HUGE! So we need a crap-ton of Eridium to charge it and you know what that means. Pledge Drive! And since our followers go apeshit every time we maim or murder one of you, we put the next one up to a vote.”

           “Would you believe it? Weird scientist was our most requested murder,” Troy adds, “beat out annoying robot by just a bit.”

           “Damn it!” Claptrap snaps.

           “Speaking of murder, Carnivora’s getting hungry,” Tyreen says, “the show’s starting soon! And it’s gonna be a killer.”

           With that, the transmission ends.

            “Tannis…” Lilith sighs regrettably.

           “They’re gonna kill her if we don’t do something!” Ava cries.

           “Tannis risked everything to keep Tyreen from getting to that Vault monster. She deserves better than dying for the entertainment of two psychopaths. We’re going back to Pandora and we’re going to save her.”

           “The Calypsos mentioned a ‘Carnivora’,” she muses, “Vault Hunters, go find Vaughn. I sent him to an old Crimson Raiders outpost in Devil’s Razor. He’s been monitoring COV movement- he’ll know what’s going on.”

           “Whoa, wait, Lilith, let me go down,” Skies suggests, “I can get there fastest with my ship and set up the fast travel link. Plus, I think the Vault Hunters deserve a break.”

           “Hm, what do you guys think?” Lilith asks them.

           “We don’t mind,” Moze shrugs.

           “Yah, I could use a drink,” Zane adds.

           “Alright,” Lilith nods and turns back to Skies. “Go meet with Vaughn and let me know when the fast travel is up.”

           “No problem,” Skies smiles and heads out. As she heads down the cargo hold, she feels Sanctuary take off. By the time she’s reached her ship, they’re outside Pandora.

           After asking Ellie to open it up, Skies gets into her pilot’s chair. Ellie opens up the cargo hold and the Sky Rider backs out before taking off to the planet’s surface.

           It only takes a couple minutes for Skies to arrive to the Devil’s Razor, and far less time to reach the Crimson Raider’s outpost- Roland’s Rest. She parks in an empty spot in the back of the camp and hops out to meet with Vaughn.

           “Skies!” he cheers, “I knew I’d be seeing you again soon!”

           “Hey, Vaughn,” she smiles, “hang on, I just have to get the fast travel station ready for the Vault Hunters.”

           She activates the station and sends Lilith a quick message that it’s all ready to go. As she waits for the Vault Hunters, she wanders over to the large statue of Roland in the center of the town and stares up at it forlornly.

           “You should write a message,” Vaughn suggests, gesturing to all the messages written on the base of the statue by the other Crimson Raiders.

           “Yeah, that wouldn’t be disrespectful at all,” Skies replies facetiously, “what should I write? ‘Hey, sorry my old boss shot you in the back. No hard feelings, right?’”

           “Well, probably shouldn’t word it like that,” he mutters.

           “I shouldn’t even be feeling guilty,” she scoffs, “I wasn’t there. I never even met the guy.”

           She sighs heavily. “Maybe my feelings towards Angel are just…spilling over into him.”

           “You gotta lotta baggage, bro,” Vaughn comments.

           Skies chuckles drily. “Yeah, tell me something I don’t know.”

           “How about Carnivora?” he suggests as the Vault Hunters approach them.

           “Good timing, kiddos,” Skies says, “so who’s Carnivora and where do I have to go to kill them?”

           “Why do you get to kill them?” FL4K asks.

           “No, it’s not a who, it’s a what,” Vaughn explains, “Carnivora is a giant festival run by two murderstreams named Pain and Terror. You can find them in the Splinterlands, bro.”

           “Oh, shit, Pain and Terror!” Skies cheers, “I used to love their murderstreams before they became COV supporters.

           “Yeah, Carnivora is the most popular Calypso fan-stream in the galaxy, bro,” Vaughn says, “Pain and Terror take kill requests non-stop in the name of the Calypsos- and of course, high viewer counts. Anyway, I can help you get TO Carnivora, but getting in might be a different story.”

           “For them, maybe,” Skies scoffs, nodding at the Vault Hunters. “I can easily sneak into Carnivora. In fact, if you guys go in through the front door, you can keep all the attention on you, making it easier for me to get in undetected.”

           “We’re in,” Moze replies while the other’s nod in agreement.

           “Alright, let’s get back Tannis,” Skies booms.

           “Yeah!” the Vault Hunters cheer. They wave her off as she goes back into her ships and flies to the Splinterlands.

[vro0m]

vro0m’s rewatch - 76/297

2011 Spanish GP

Round 5!

No build up :( it's hot in Barcelona. Jenson is 5th. Alonso is 4th. Lewis is 3rd. Redbull front row with Webber on pole, this time. It seems Heidfeld's car caught on fire and he couldn't take part in the quali session?

Formation lap.

And they're racing!

Alonso gets a fantastic starts and he takes the lead in the first corner! Lewis is on the back foot. Seb overtook Webber too. Jenson lost places.

Well 10 laps in it’s way less interesting than the last two races. Vettel got pitted for options and he's struggling in traffic but not as much as Jenson who he just overtook. Both Alonso and Webber also pit. It seems they all are on a four stop strategy. Seb is already back in fourth place while Webber is lagging behind Jenson in 7th. Now Lewis is in the lead but he's pitting too. He's out in third, but he's the fastest man on track.

Nearing lap 20 seb pits again. He's now fourth, behind Webber, Lewis and Alonso. And Alonso and Webber also pit. Lewis is in the lead again. Seb did it! He's ahead of Alonso! That's a successful undercut.

All of a sudden Lewis tyres are dead and he's losing pace. He pits on lap 24 so several laps later than the others. They might have waited too long to bring him in. He'll be out behind Webber...? No he doesn't! He's ahead of Alonso! That's better than expected. He's still second!

On lap 35 seb pits again and at the same time Webber overtakes Alonso for third place, but Alonso fights back and gets ahead again. Lewis is in the lead and Seb is second, but Lewis pits right away this time, he's back in P2. Jenson overtakes Webber for fourth on new tyres. And he now also overtakes Alonso! He's third!

Two thirds of the race are done. Seb, Lewis, Jenson, still, for the top three. Webber and Alonso, then Schumacher, Rosberg, Massa, Di Resta and Perez. Lewis is getting stuck behind lapped cars ugh. Annnd Redbull seem to have issues with KERS again! They tell Seb to not discharge it.

Lap 48, Seb pits from the lead and gets back out in second. Lap 49, Jenson pits and is still third. Lap 50, Lewis also comes in and is out just 2.5 seconds behind Seb.

Oh, Kovalainen has crashed. Not too much damage it seems but yellow flags. Now the gap between Seb and Lewis is around a second. Lewis is faster than him. He might just win. He'll have the DRS on his side. I'm just hoping he doesn't pull a 2010 and push too far. Ahhh he attacks in the straight but because they had to overtake backtrackers Seb also had DRS! And McLaren tells him "blue button please, blue button"? Who knows what that means. There's 10 laps left, there's no Way Seb can defend all this time. Now McLaren says "yellow Button" which apparently is max power. And again... But no, Seb is too far. And again! But somehow the Redbull always enters the straight with more grip than the McLaren does and it cancels the DRS advantage. Lewis looks for an opening at the end of the straight but it won't do. Seb keeps his place. There's still 7 laps to go. Seb gets his best first sector but then Lewis does the same! Unbelievable. Btw Heidfeld started 24th and is 8th, that's also a good job. 4 laps left. The gap is 0.7 It goes down to 0.3 down the straight but that's not sufficient. Seb might just do it, I can't believe it. Oh and Massa retires... Lewis just can't make it omg it's so frustrating he's so close! It's amazing! It's the last lap. Alonso, who's fifth, is officially lapped. That's how fast they're going in the front. Last three corners.

And it's the end of the race!

Seb wins, Lewis P2, and way way later, Jenson is third.

The beginning was slow but damn that was also a very good race! This whole season so far is really nice to watch!

In the cool down room Seb and Lewis laugh. Lewis says "you had so much downforce!" and Seb answers "yeah I had to use it..." Seb is tired.

Press conference! Lewis says the team did a great job with the pit stop and throughout the weekend to get them up there and so they can't be disappointed they didn't win. He didn't get the best start but was able to keep up with the Redbull and as the race went on they had good pace. It was impossible to catch him in the straight with his downforce but it's still a good result also for Jenson and good points for the team.

[dufreydiaries]

Dufrey Diaries Chapter 6

Lucline came too with her head on something soft. She looked around her and found she was still in the desert with the gray sky blocking out the worst of the sun. She sat up and turned around to find Rasina sitting there. Her head had obviously been sitting in her lap.

"Welcome back to the land of the waking, Lucline." The warrior smiled at her.

Lucline felt a blush run to her cheeks and nearly looked away in embarrassment but forced her eyes to stay on her companion.

"I'm sorry, I must have come off as very rude."

Rasina laughed and reached a hand over, running it through Lucline's blonde hair. "No, I understand the panic of having your feelings confirmed. I was hopeful when you kept turning down the young men that wanted a Breton girl in their beds. Some of them were very attractive, as men go."

Lucline could feel the tension between them. She licked her dry lips in anticipation. "Yeah, I've never found myself attracted to men."

Rasina leaned in and wrapped her arms around Lucline's neck. "Me either."

Their kiss was short and sweet. After all, it does not pay to loose one's sense out in the desert. Soon, they got up and went to their camels. Her partner smiled at her.

"When we get back, we are going to my house to continue where we left off." She urged her camel into its fastest run back towards the city.

"Oh, thank the divines!" She panted as she had her camel do the same.

*Elder-Scrolls*

In just over an hour, they were in Rasina's house, kissing on a couch. She had created one of her bowls of frost magic before they had set to the hot work of finally expressing their love. Rasina expertly ran her hands down Lucline's body, making her cry out in delight.

"Have you ever been with a girl before, Lucline?"

She shook her head. "No, I never had the chance with my parents breathing down my neck and when I got here, well I only had eyes for you. So, your beautiful, Rasina."

Rasina blushed. "I'm not. There are lots of women more beautiful than I am."

Lucline snorted. "That is only by the standards of your people. To the Bretons, you would be a very desirable partner to any man or woman. You have the kind of looks that would 'launch many ships' as we say."

Rasina chuckled and kissed her on the neck, dragging another moan from her lips. "Well, the only one I care about desiring me is moaning to my touches. That is all I care about. Shall I show you why so many Redguard women respect Dibella?"

Lucline felt tears prickle at the edges of her eyes. "Yes, by the Divines, yes!"

*Elder-Scrolls*

Lucline lay against Rasina, panting and covered in sweat and other fluids. They had not a stitch of clothing on between them. Even though the room was so hot it should have sent her into a lazy stupor, she held tight to her lover. Now they were connected in this way, she never wanted to be parted again. She felt Rasina's lips on her neck.

"You look so beautiful in my bed, Lucline." She muttered in her ear. "Once we get that cooling device built, we can shelter from the cold together for warmth."

She giggled at her partner's joke. "I would like that very much. We got a lot of work ahead of us to make that future a reality."

Rasina rolled on top of her, running her hands over her and kissing her in random places. "I am here for the long haul, my dear. I waited two years to get you here, I don't plan to let you go again."

Lucline kissed her back, their lips locking together. "Thank you. It's been a long two years for me as well."

She yawned largely as her eyes began to droop. Rasina laughed.

"Go to sleep, love. I'll be here in the morning. Then we can decide what we need to do going forward."

Lucline nodded and drifted off to sleep, wrapped snuggly in the arms of her beloved at last.

A/N: Lucline and Rasina are together now, and their next steps will start. The investigation into the Dwemer Ruins trap and studying the Dwemer device as well as gathering the components needed. See you next chapter! - Posted late, sorry.

[stormermia]

Dufrey Diaries Chapter 6

Lucline came too with her head on something soft. She looked around her and found she was still in the desert with the gray sky blocking out the worst of the sun. She sat up and turned around to find Rasina sitting there. Her head had obviously been sitting in her lap.

“Welcome back to the land of the waking, Lucline.” The warrior smiled at her.

Lucline felt a blush run to her cheeks and nearly looked away in embarrassment but forced her eyes to stay on her companion.

“I’m sorry, I must have come off as very rude.”

Rasina laughed and reached a hand over, running it through Lucline’s blonde hair. “No, I understand the panic of having your feelings confirmed. I was hopeful when you kept turning down the young men that wanted a Breton girl in their beds. Some of them were very attractive, as men go.”

Lucline could feel the tension between them. She licked her dry lips in anticipation. “Yeah, I’ve never found myself attracted to men.”

Rasina leaned in and wrapped her arms around Lucline’s neck. “Me either.”

Their kiss was short and sweet. After all, it does not pay to loose one’s sense out in the desert. Soon, they got up and went to their camels. Her partner smiled at her.

“When we get back, we are going to my house to continue where we left off.” She urged her camel into its fastest run back towards the city.

“Oh, thank the divines!” She panted as she had her camel do the same.

*Elder-Scrolls*

In just over an hour, they were in Rasina’s house, kissing on a couch. She had created one of her bowls of frost magic before they had set to the hot work of finally expressing their love. Rasina expertly ran her hands down Lucline’s body, making her cry out in delight.

“Have you ever been with a girl before, Lucline?” She shook her head. “No, I never had the chance with my parents breathing down my neck and when I got here, well I only had eyes for you. So, your beautiful, Rasina.” Rasina blushed. “I’m not. There are lots of women more beautiful than I am.”

Lucline snorted. “That is only by the standards of your people. To the Bretons, you would be a very desirable partner to any man or woman. You have the kind of looks that would ‘launch many ships’ as we say.”

Rasina chuckled and kissed her on the neck, dragging another moan from her lips. “Well, the only one I care about desiring me is moaning to my touches. That is all I care about. Shall I show you why so many Redguard women respect Dibella?” Lucline felt tears prickle at the edges of her eyes. “Yes, by the Divines, yes!”

*Elder-Scrolls*

Lucline lay against Rasina, panting and covered in sweat and other fluids. They had not a stitch of clothing on between them. Even though the room was so hot it should have sent her into a lazy stupor, she held tight to her lover. Now they were connected in this way, she never wanted to be parted again. She felt Rasina’s lips on her neck.

“You look so beautiful in my bed, Lucline.” She muttered in her ear. “Once we get that cooling device built, we can shelter from the cold together for warmth.”

She giggled at her partner’s joke. “I would like that very much. We got a lot of work ahead of us to make that future a reality.”

Rasina rolled on top of her, running her hands over her and kissing her in random places. “I am here for the long haul, my dear. I waited two years to get you here, I don’t plan to let you go again.”

Lucline kissed her back, their lips locking together. “Thank you. It’s been a long two years for me as well.”

She yawned largely as her eyes began to droop. Rasina laughed.

“Go to sleep, love. I’ll be here in the morning. Then we can decide what we need to do going forward.”

Lucline nodded and drifted off to sleep, wrapped snuggly in the arms of her beloved at last.

A/N: Lucline and Rasina are together now, and their next steps will start. The investigation into the Dwemer Ruins trap and studying the Dwemer device as well as gathering the components needed. See you next chapter!

[andthebubbles]

duuuuuude omgggg what was thaaaaat wkjfdjkghfdkjgfkghjkfhg 

okay so the first bit was pretty dull imo (though the ambushes/traps they laid were pretty cool, although i was pretty sure for the second attack the orcs were doing the trap this time), mostly cause i don’t like arondir and bronwyn and theo, but when the númenoreans rocked up it suddenly got interesting heheheh

i like all the númenoreans!!! i don’t want any of them to die. esp elendil (okay i can’t remember what happened to him actually i do remember /facepalm/ lol), isildur (well, we know what happens to him rip), his two friends (one name escapes me atm and the other one is half escaping me) and eärien. not too fond of the queen or pharazon, but hey.

um. HALBRAND. the actor is really good and the character is just still FASCINATING and 

OOH. how did the broken sword/key thing get replaced with the axe??? did halbrand do it perhaps? on the other hand, perhaps he didn’t at all, because adar could’ve handed off the real thing to any orc he passed whilst escaping, so...

also it’s still really funny that halbrand is king of the southlands with next to no proof ksjnfgkjfngkfnknfkg i mean REALLY he could’ve just taken that thing off a dead man like he said he did skjfkgjnfkg like, this is the fastest way to get rich and get treated like royalty and have your own army, i guess

i really liked galadriel and adar’s chat because seriously she sounded as insane as he did. and i mean, yeah, i get it when adar was like ‘don’t they deserve a home too’ (not actually what he said bc i can’t remember, but yeah) because... i guess they do??? in a way lmao, idk

btw the bit where theo was uncomfortable with his guilt, and also that he felt ~powerful, i totally predicted that word/said it out loud before he said it and i was like YAS

okay yeah anyway!! that ep was pretty exciting except for the various bouts of cheesiness and crappy dialogue lines, mostly at the start of the ep. the fight scenes looked great, the series is more brutal than the lotr films (you know, that scene where they started killing people in the tavern) and hmmmmm oh yeahhh why the fuck was galadriel just standing there watching the ash (?) cloud come right at her at the end of the ep lol (but i guess halbrand will save her SKJDNKG)

i can’t wait to see the gifs from this ep. also, there was this one unintentionally funny moment (but also totally cool) where a horse in the background dipped its head?? or something. and it was just really funny with the dialogue going on/about to happen. i wonder if someone will gif it. i don’t even remember where that scene was anymore

anyway look how much i rambled!!! shows how excited i was about most of this ep. i also did predict that the sword shard/key thing was replaced with a piece of wood (mostly because of my knowledge that this is ep 6 out of 8 and they’re in a story LOL), and well, it turned out to be an axe, but that’s effectively the same thing i guess. can’t wait to read theories about how it was swapped out. either adar did it himself, or halbrand did it with his ~sleight of hand schtick. mmmm am excited!!! would be fitting if he’s sauron anyway since he’s ~king of the southlands

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ETA: 

oh yeah the TUNNEL they were digging and the water flowed through it and made mt doom explode and it ALL JUST CAME TOGETHER

also i liked that they used the villagers for bait in the village... like it’s terrible but smart. i like it

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ETA2:

at the start i wasn’t sure about galadriel/her character, but now... i’m a bit more sure but also still unsure lol. like, i get that they’re giving her a character arc and she’ll eventually be zen with some scary!face moments, and it IS like a thousand years (iirc?) before she reaches that point, so... i get it... but on the other hand as someone who’s very old... i feel like she could still be angry and vengeful but also have a bit more ... weightiness to her... maybe i’d just like her to be darker lol, like you see for an instant in lotr1. also, some more arrogance would suit her nicely ahaha ... hm actually that is already kind of in the show, like when she rocked up on númenor and started demanding stuff in front of everyone’s salad, but for some reason it came off as less arrogant and more lacking in diplomatic skills. hmmmmm not sure why

[ravixen]

i really liked hhu with another members photocard - could you do performance unit too? 💕

svt + s/o with another member's photocard (pt 2)

➔ reaction || requested || performance unit

➔ 770 words ➔ notes: fluff ; this was one of my fave reactions from last year, so i'm SO glad you asked for another part!! if you liked, pls reblog for visibility <3

JUNHUI: he's so unhinged when he's comfortable that you forget how long it took for him to warm up to you. you're getting major deja vu from how he's talking to you now, though, all disinterested hums and awkward laughs. you have to literally corner him with arms around his waist to get his attention and demand what's wrong. "do you like tigers?" he blurts out. you frown, racking your brain for what pun he could possibly come up with. "i mean, i guess. i don't dislike them." he bites his lip then, unsure of how to continue, before asking, "do you like hoshi?" you blank out until — "wait, is this about my new photocard??? junnie, i was just excited to have my first completed set." you move your hands to his face and squish his cheeks. "it's not that deep, i promise." "but you were so happy to see his card..." "because it was the last one i needed." you lean your forehead against his. "sorry you took it that way. want me to get you some ice cream?"

SOONYOUNG: i swear this guy hypes up his members more than you ever could, so he doesn't care that you're excited over a minghao photocard. what does bother him, though, is the fact that you got this one by trading in one of his. "oh, wow, one minute i'm not good enough for you. the next minute, you're asking me to go to the movies?" he huffs, crossing his arms. "why don't you go ask minghao, huh?" you roll your eyes, half tempted to do just that, but you know the fastest way to get back into soonyoung's good graces is to gas him up til his ears turn pink. "i could...or i could just go with my super cool, super talented, super amazing boyfriend, hm?" you tilt your head onto his shoulder, and even though he tries to shrug you off, you know it's working. "you know i had two copies of that card, so i gave it to someone who had a photo i didn't have yet." you lean heavily into his side. "come onnn, come to the movies with meee." he gets so soft for you when you plead, so he'll cave soon.

MINGHAO: pretends to be a calm angel, but this man is PETTY petty. when you show him the chan photocard you just got, gushing about how chan already promised that he'd sign it, he takes out his phone and changes his phone background from a cute selfie of you two to one of chan's without a word. "what're you doing?" you peer curiously over his shoulder. "well, you know i always try to support and share your endeavors," he says, even changing his home screen. it's now a stage shot of the youngest — nicely taken but still. "which means if you're obsessed with dino, we're obsessed with dino." "i'm not obsessed with him!" you sputter. "mhm hm." minghao nods. it doesn't end there. next thing you know, his social media profiles turn into a fansite, he posts an appreciation compilation that has everyone confused, he goes live with chan at lunch to show off their meal. you're both lowkey getting a kick out of this, but enough's enough. "i get it." you're laughing, trying to wrestle his phone out of his hands days later. "i'll put your picture in my phone case instead!"

CHAN: "didn't realize you were a junhui fan," he says from your room. when you walk in, he holds up your latest photocard with a frown. "is this the package you were looking forward to?" your face brightens, and under normal circumstances, you would've been able to read his expression, but... "yeah! i was worried because it was delayed for so long. i'm glad it's here, though." you take it from him and turn it over in your hands before placing it on your shelf, right beside a framed picture of you two. "it's my favorite photocard. i've been looking for a copy." "i thought this one was your favorite," he says, pointing to one of his on your shelf. "out of the ones i had, yes, but this one i've been trying to get since my baby carat days." he nods, humming in understanding. and that's when you catch his furrowed brows and crossed arms and realize what they mean. "dino's still my #1, though," you coo, cupping his face. "i'm his top fan, after all." he tries to step away from you, cheeks flushed with your attention, but his eyes shine because he lives for your praise.

[timelesslords]

I’ve Got This Fever

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In which Annabeth catches the flu, and domestic fluff ensues 

Annabeth woke up in pain. 

This wasn’t exactly an unusual occurrence. Being a demigod, Annabeth was no stranger to pain. She’d had broken bones, burns, cuts, stab wounds…. you name an injury, Annabeth Chase had probably experienced it. 

But this was a different kind of hurt, a hurt Annabeth hadn’t felt in a long time. Her head was pounding. Her mouth was drier than the Sahara desert. Her muscles ached, and even the soft sheets and pajamas she was wearing felt like knives on her skin. Despite being under a mountain of covers, she was shivering, bitterly cold.

There was no doubt about it. Annabeth was sick. 

Annabeth never got sick.

She groaned, sitting up. That turned out to be a bad idea as a wave of nausea rolled over her, and she lowered herself back onto her pillows, falling the last half of the distance. She felt Percy shift beside her, woken from her movement. 

“Hey,” he said, the smile fading quickly from his face as he saw her own expression, which was probably nothing short of miserable. “What’s wrong?” 

“I feel like crap.”

She surprised even herself with how horrible her voice sounded, raspy and dry. Percy frowned, reaching out and touching her forehead. He normally ran hot, but now his fingers felt cool against her skin, almost painfully so.

“You’re burning up.” he said, frown deepening. 

“I’m freezing.” Annabeth croaked. As if to prove her point, she shivered involuntarily.

“That’s the fever talking.” Percy said grimly, “Hold on.”

He climbed out of bed. His warmth left with him, and Annabeth was left just that much colder, trembling under the covers. Percy couldn’t have been gone more than two minutes, but it felt like an eternity. 

When he returned he was holding a thermometer and a glass of water. 

“Temperature first. The water might mess with the reading.” He said, apologetic. She wanted to hate him for that because she was so thirsty she thought she might die, but she knew he was right. 

Annabeth sat up slowly. Thankfully this time she just felt a little dizzy and not nauseous. The thermometer was cold and uncomfortable under her tongue, but Percy kept a steadying hand on her back, rubbing small circles into her shoulder with his thumb. With her oversensitive skin it almost hurt, but she leaned into the contact anyways. 

When the thermometer beeped, Percy traded it for the glass of water. Annabeth nearly downed the entire glass in one gulp. 

“A hundred and one.” he announced, flipping the display so she could see. The number was lit up in red, signaling that she did, in fact, have a fever. 

“I can’t be sick. I have class.” Annabeth said. Her voice was a little improved by the water, but she still sounded kind of terrible.

“Just email your professors and tell them you can’t make it.” Percy said, as if this were the easiest thing in the world. 

For him it probably was. He did his best with school, but he also wasn’t opposed to ditching class every once in a while and blaming it on a fabricated stomach bug, something Annabeth found absolutely abhorrent. She hadn’t missed one class in her entire college career, and she wasn’t about to start now. 

“It’s fine. I’ll just take some tylenol and I’ll be good to go.” Annabeth said. Percy gave her an exasperated look. 

“Beth. You probably have the flu, you can’t go to class like this.” 

“It’s just a little fever.” Annabeth protested. Really, she was already starting to feel better. It was just waking up that had been the hard part, and some ibuprofen would knock her headache and high temperature right out. Percy didn’t look so convinced, but what did he know.

“If you say so.” Percy said, crossing his arms over his chest. Annabeth looked at him suspiciously.

“You’re not going to fight me on this?” she asked. Percy just gave a shrug, though his expression was a stubborn one.

“Nope. You can go right ahead.” Percy said, gesturing his hand off the bed. There was no way he should be giving up this easily, but if he wasn’t going to argue with her, Annabeth wasn’t going to be the one to start it. 

She swung her legs carefully over the edge of the bed, glancing again at Percy. He gave her a go ahead look, so she did. The second she tried to put weight on her feet, her vision blacked out and her knees buckled. She would have fallen flat on her face if Percy hadn’t been waiting there to catch her. Her headache immediately doubled in intensity, and Annabeth groaned.

“Still wanna go to class?” Percy asked. He at least had the decency to sound sorry for her, even though making fun of her would have been just as deserved.��

“That was mean.” Annabeth complained. Percy lowered her back into bed, gently pushing her shoulder so she would lie down again. Annabeth didn’t need so much convincing this time. 

“It was the fastest way.” Percy said apologetically, brushing some hair out of her eyes “You would have fought me on it all day, otherwise.” 

Annabeth sighed, but didn’t deny it. She probably would have been unbearable. She probably still was going to be unbearable.

“How am I sick? I never get sick. I’ve never had the flu in my life.” Annabeth said. She glanced upwards at Percy, who was looking very much like he was trying to not say something. 

“What?” she asked. 

“Nothing.” he said quickly, but Annabeth knew his expressions better than her own, and she knew when he was holding back. 

“You’re thinking something.” Annabeth said accusingly. A smile cracked through his holding-back face.

“Should I not be?” he asked. 

“You know what I mean.” Annabeth grumbled. 

“Okay. I mean, I’m sure your immune system is very high-quality. I mean, it's yours, how could it not be?” 

“Stop trying to butter me up.” Annabeth said, but she couldn't keep a smile all the way off her face. 

“Who said I was buttering you up? I was complimenting your robust immune response” Percy said innocently, still grinning.

“Now you’re trying to distract me, but it won’t work.”

This was a complete lie. If he tried a little harder, it probably would work, and he knew it as well as she did. He caved anyways, which meant he probably did actually want to tell her what he was thinking. 

“Okay, fine.” Percy said, “I was just going to say, you spent most of your winters at camp, which is totally isolated from the outside world, which means you haven’t really had a real flu season since you were like seven.” 

“I went to boarding school.” Annabeth reminded him.

“Yeah, and you spent winter breaks at camp, or at your dad’s.” 

He neglected to mention that she had spent one such break kidnapped by Luke and forced to carry the weight of the sky, which would have proved his point further, but Percy was not so ruthless during little discussions like these that he needed to bring up every last piece of evidence. Annabeth envied that restraint sometimes. 

“Are you trying to tell me that my immune system probably actually sucks because it hasn’t been exposed to anything real since I was eight?” Annabeth asked. Percy bit his bottom lip.

“You said it, not me.” he said, with an apologetic shrug. Annabeth groaned again, rolling onto her stomach and shoving her face in her pillow. The sudden movement did nothing to relieve her headache; in fact it started pounding away with renewed vigor. 

“But I got my flu shot and everything.” Annabeth complained, “I wash my hands all the time.” 

“If you hadn’t gotten your shot you’d be feeling twice as bad right now, believe me.” Percy said. Between his ADHD-induced forgetfulness and his living in the city during flu season, Annabeth was inclined to trust him on that one. 

“What do I do?” she asked, turning her face halfway off the pillow so she could look at him again. The sympathetic look he was giving her did not make her optimistic for his answer.

“Drink a lot of water and wait for it to pass.” 

“That’s it?” Annabeth asked in disbelief. 

“And keep an eye on your temperature.” Percy amended, “If it goes over a hundred and three I’m taking you to the ER.” 

“Modern medicine is a sham.” Annabeth said. That elicited a laugh from him, at least.

“Go back to sleep. You can send your emails later.” he said, brushing a few stray curls behind her ear. 

“I don’t know if I can.” Annabeth said, and it wasn’t even a lie or her being stubborn. She was still freezing somehow, shivering even though she was under blankets again. 

In response, Percy crawled back under the covers, wrapping his arms around her. She snuggled into his chest, stealing his warmth, even though she knew she shouldn’t.

“You have class.” Annabeth protested. She felt his laugh, a sturdy vibration in his chest, more than she heard it.

“Not anymore. I’m probably just as contagious as you at this point.” 

Annabeth tried again.

“I’m going to get you sick.” 

“Maybe.” Percy said, not sounding particularly bothered by it either way. 

“But…” Annabeth trailed off. She didn’t want him to leave, but it also didn’t feel fair to keep him here, knowing she was probably condemning him to the same misery she was feeling now.

“Don’t worry about me.” Percy said, reading her thoughts, “I used to ride the subway everyday, I think I’ve had every strain of the flu known to man. And if you think I’m just going to leave you here shivering, you’re crazy.”  

“I guess I’ll allow it.” Annabeth mumbled, scooting a little closer to him. The shakes were finally starting to dissipate, driven off by Percy’s warmth. 

“Oh, you’ll allow it?” he asked. She could hear the smile in his voice, even if she couldn’t see it. 

“For now.” Annabeth said, though she had absolutely no intention of changing her mind, and he knew it better than she did. 

“Go back to sleep, Wise Girl.” Percy said, kissing the top of her head. 

“Fine.” she said, too tired to think of a good retort. “Seaweed Brain.” she added sleepily, for good measure. She felt him laugh again. 

It took a while, but eventually she managed to drift off to sleep again, curled up against his chest.