#then pulling out a shovel

[olddirtybadfic]

speedrunning gay mice insanity any%

I have half a mind to write a silly ass songfic to White Town's "Your Woman" where Pinky and Brain have a rough patch and break up for a while, then Pinky falls into Snowball's clutches and Brain comes to rescue him to Blood on the Dance Floor's "Bewitched," then Pinky and Brain passionately make up to White Town's "Undressed."

[charbroiledchicken]

i fell in love with an emo girl

[nubinublado]

James somerton seeing the support for the strikes over the summer while actively planning on underpaying his friends to act

[stardustedknuckles]

Also thinking about how Beau surveyed the chaos going on with Nott and Jester and the Bad Luck Bandits, came to the conclusion that this was Not That Serious, and asked Yasha specifically to sit it out. Yasha hasn't fought since she let herself lose, Beau just cried in front of Fjord and whoever happened to look in her direction a few hours ago, and they're going to see her fucking dad. Idk it just feels like. Beau takes bigger risks when she's hurting, but she also lets people in more. And it's the "fuck it, might as well ask her to hang out here with me" in combination with the way it purposefully takes Yasha out of the possibility of needing to fight again so soon that makes me melt a bit. You don't have to step back in the ring yet. Whatever's gonna happen, they got it. Just rest here with me here, in this rare moment where I'm able to be vulnerable and even hint that I might want company at all. They could've talked. There's so much in the air between them, a scar under a week old glaring from under Beau's wraps and several bruises on Yasha that are days from reaching their true colors, let alone fading. But talking is asking something of the other, and that's not the point right now. Just rest.

[ashortstoryaboutlove]

Holy shit the first 10 minutes of The Double are amazing

Also the music when Duke Su arrives on screen for the first time is so extra (but he also seems extra lmao)

[krustybob]

fucking crazy i spent so much of my life figuring if i ever lived to see 25 id probably have all my shit together by then and yet here i am doing nothing but getting high & watching youtube poops & jacking off

[multi-fandom-simp00]

Shovel Knight: hey, can I have some ice cream?

Black Knight: only a spoonful!

Shovel Knight: *pulls out comically large spoon*

[crimson-rain-smoked-flower]

"my friends are mad at me bc i bought the terf game :(" good. they should be. have you considered not supporting one of the most outspoken and well known terfs in the western world? i can tell you from experience that it's actually really fucking easy.

[izzy-b-hands]

If I don't find a new job before September, it's gonna be 9 straight weeks of polls starting in September, every weekend of September and October (including the weekend of Housemate's bday, and the weekend leading up to Election Day)

In addition, no cancels or sick days will be allowed for that period of time. Any cancels or sick call outs will result in disciplinary actions up to a fast tracked firing (to be fair they didn't say this exactly, but the Implication in this part of the email is quite strong lmao.)

Anyone wanna hire me on to do literally anything? Dig holes? Clean your house? Shine your shoes? Feed your cat/dog/fish/cow/etc? Stare at a pot of boiling water for your dinner? Paint your living room then stand there and watch the paint dry then repaint it a different colour and watch it dry again? Anything at all, anything you want, anything-

[charmcoindied]

i want to dig a hole

[olddirtybadfic]

I haven't seen anyone else ponder this, so I guess I will.

Below are four screenshots from "Mouse Congeniality." Pinky and Brain have just gotten back from some crazy alternate timeline adventure that will remain unseen by the audience and Pinky just has a baby mouse covered in blue slime (that looks exactly like him) fall out of his ear and crawl away.

Also, apparently there was an octopus love interest. That Pinky was married to.

Did Pinky just brain-birth a clone baby like Zeus birthed Athena?

Further question: is this clone baby a mouse-passing tentacle boi?

[zombie-bait]

Mmmmm Canada core (that’s -5.8°F if Google can be trusted)

[knife-at-a-knife-fight]

at this stage in my life, i don’t think i would commit suicide directly, it just feels like a waste. If i’m going to die by my own volition, i would just join the armed forces to do something helpful for a bit, then volunteer to be deployed and put myself in the most dangerous position possible to ensure my death.

[phrynewrites]

snow day hc for teacher au jasco🥺

Please anon, this is such a sweet concept!!

❄️ Jasmine is the first one to see the snow day alert at 5am and immediately spams Bosco's phone about it. Bosco finally responds back around 6am, annoyed that Jasmine ruined their sleep, but nonetheless pleased.

❄️ Jasmine is in dire need of the snow day when it finally rolls around, as the January and February stretch, as any teacher knows, is long as hell and exhausting as hell. Since Bosco knows how much Jasmine needs this too, they come over with a bag full of self-care items: face masks, trash magazines, that pre-made cookie dough with the shapes, etc.

❄️ They spend the day inside, watching some of Bosco's favorite old movies, doing face masks, and gossiping/ranting. Neither Jasmine nor Bosco wants to admit that the other is a good conversation partner.

❄️ Bosco ends up staying over, reasoning that *the roads are too bad to drive home* (even though they're no worse than that morning when Bosco decided to come over in the first place).

❄️ As the night rolls on, the two end up sharing a blanket on the couch, reminiscing about the time they were stuck inside the school during that freak blizzard, pointedly not talking about the kiss. But with their silhouettes cast against the walls of Jasmine's apartment by the lit candles on her coffee table, with Jasmine's shoulder digging into Bosco's chest...well, the moment figures out how to recreate itself.

[iron-niffler]

started playing another lego video game to avoid all my problems <3

[bunnyb34r]

I'm gonna jump out the window (1 story) and go feral.