#ther obv in love

[classicconundrum]

finally ive read venom inc. and finally i completely understand symbiot3

bro

bro litterly just kiss man

[cyrsed]

you ever think about how mainstream gaming is the way it is bc it evolved from arcade games?

[paeinovis]

I still can't believe I found a shiny pawmi like the first area in the game

[planet-dusk]

wait…wait… fingering felix or vice cerda while gaming mmm 😋 obv online or with friends or smth 😳 just having to play it off while cumming wowie🫠

-🍄

and Happy New Year my friend<3

happy ny to you 🍄 anon! this is such a great thought… what about having him cockwarm your strap after 🤭

🏷️ sub!felix, pegging, cockwarming

“stay still, baby. you’ll get yourself killed if you keep messing up.” 

felix curses into his headset when one of his enemies almost takes him out. it’s a close call; he’s getting sloppier and sloppier, nearly getting sniped by another player. 

you’re right. he needs to focus or he’ll lose. 

pull yourself together, lix. 

he shifts in your lap and whimpers when his next shot misses its target by a landslide. 

“lix! what are you doing?! put your head in the game mate!” 

chan’s voice rings through the headphones. one earpiece covers felix’s ear and the other is pushed back so he can hear both you and his teammates. he mumbles a shaky apology in the mic and you notice how his voice sounds oddly high-pitched. which means his friends must hear it too. perfect. 

“concentrate.” you press a kiss on his nape. his fuzzy hoodie tickles your nose. “you don’t want them to find out what’s really going on, do you?” 

felix shakes his head. he’d been the one who’d insisted on this: begged for more than the gentle pressure of your fingers inside his tight hole. and you’d obliged. with only one drawback: he has to finish this round first. 

and win. 

for the past twenty minutes felix has been sitting in your lap with your strap snugly fitted between his walls. every movement, not matter how small, has the curved head pressing against his sensitive prostate.

it’s torture. felix wants nothing more than to lift his hips and fuck himself on the silicon dildo but all he can do is sit as still as possible and keep his eyes fixed on the screen. he can’t afford any missteps now. not when he’s risking losing more than just this stupid game. 

watching your boyfriend struggle to keep himself from mindlessly grinding down onto your lap fills you with amusement. he looks so pretty like this: all flushed and agitated like he might lose his composure soon. his bottom lip is stuck between his teeth to stop himself from revealing his plight to his friends. every muscle in his body screams out in desperation; from his tense shoulders to his leaking cock twitching in your hand. there’s so much precum it dribbles down your fingers. at this point he may be wetter than you are and you’re surprised he’s been able to stay this still. just like him you hope the round doesn’t last much longer. you can’t wait to see the outcome. 

“i think you want them to hear you,” you whisper for his ears only. “want your friends to know you can’t wait to get fucked. what if i tell them i’m going to bend you over this desk if you win, hm? fuck your needy hole until you’re begging me to stop because it feels too good?”

felix can’t prevent the sudden moan leaving his lips. fuck, you know him too well. his ears burn at the idea of chan and jisung listening to him getting ruined and reduced to a sniffling mess. 

he can’t help but wonder how his friends would react. would they cut off the audio and never bring it up again, too flustered about having overheard something so salacious? or would they enjoy it… their pants tightening as they picture themselves in felix’s position. or (and the next thought is almost enough to make him blow on the spot), in yours. 

chan’s fat cock drilling into him while jisung holds felix down until he can feel his best friend’s cum drip down his ass—

shit. he has to stop and fucking focus for once.

felix knows you’re loving every minute of this. it’s evident in the way you chuckle when he fidgets in your lap. you’re thriving off his distress and it only makes his cock ache more. you keep whispering filthy words into his ear, seemingly unconcerned about anyone else who could be hearing them. 

would you want them to overhear? fuck, he can’t go there, not now—

felix has no idea how he makes it through the next ten minutes, but as soon as the victory screen pops up he disconnects from the voice channel with only a short, clipped “bye!” to his teammates. his hands are shaking as he tries to catch his breath. he won. 

“congratulations, pup,” your voice is sweet like honey and his heart beats impossibly faster when you take off his headphones and grab hold of his stuttering hips. “you deserve your reward.”

[firefly--bright]

b99 angst hcs NOW ‼️‼️💥‼️💥 pls :>

(this isn’t to obligate or rush u in any way obv take ur time and write when u want to)

oh. it's on.

- jean is a workaholic. its a very well known fact - he cares alot about what he does and has questioned every decision and influenced his life because of it. sometimes he lets it take control of his head more than he'd like to admit, which means even when he's with you, hes at work. hell, he's even more at work when he's with you because he's just reminded why he's doing what he's doing, especially because he literally met you with you being a witness to a mild crime. which leads me to the scenario - even during dates, specially planned nights where you had cleared your schedule for him, even one word can set his mind off of possible solutions to an unsolved crime. imagine how jake hears one word and immediately connects the dots to something despite it having no context whatsoever to the conversation at hand. it is endearing most times, but sometimes you just want to wind down and have him not run off to the precinct while sharing a meal together, in the middle of the sentence just to solve something. and sometimes (most times) you don't even get to know his whereabouts until the next night. sometimes it makes you feel forgotten, like something jean only uses as a distraction and you know he doesnt mean to, obviously, but it hurts you especially if you're in the middle of telling him about something you're passionate about.

- and when you talk about this with him, tell him how it makes you feel, ofcourse he apologizes VERY sincerely. a few tears are shed but only a week later jean feels worse because you're telling him about your day excitedly over some Chinese takeout and he listens to you tell him about this funny inside joke/bit your coworkers had and it sends a pang through his chest because he can never give that to you. he can barely give you all the time you deserved to have no matter how much he wanted to and he loved you so much and it just reminded him about how, when you're talking about your own work shenanigans, jean can't help but think that he's not going to give you the easygoing life you would've wanted

- speaking of!!! ur also not ready for just how many injuries he gets while on the job. he's a little pissbaby about it and if it's an unserious injury like idk a bruise or smth, he'll be very pouty about it will clickbait you into giving him more affection. "wouldn't you give your brave, strong, city-saving boyfriend a kiss. on the lips. with tong-" ok jean. he doesn't need to ask

but that also means that he gets more serious injuries that he has had to learn to deal with. he gets shot in the shoulder during a crime bust and it hurts so much but he doesn't want to tell you because ofcourse you'd be worried and he just didn't want to be a burden to you - even if you'd argue otherwise. especially since you'd just gotten a promotion and were going through a transition phase with all the work that you had now, with all the decisions you had the power to make; it was taking a toll on you, and he didn't want to add to that. but ofc Sasha and Connie (and marco, because he knew jean wouldn't tell you) called you right after he got patched up and was recovering in the hospital and you ofcourse immediately dropped everything and rushed to him which jean was dreading and he was being kinda,,, snippy with you. like you were asking questions to the doc about how to aid with the recovery and jean hated how you were dragged into his mess now. this was on him - he was an experienced detective and yes, he should've known better and not gone after the crime ring by himself, and he was also a grown man who could (who should) take care of himself and now you're gonna be stuck having to be alert and overworked and he hated it. on the drive home - you knew better than to ask why or how he even got shot in the first place, he'd tell you later anyway - you asked him how he was feeling, if there was anything you could do for him, if he wanted something specific and special to eat for dinner, "I can make your mom's omelet recipie-" "don't you have work?" and that kind of. stung you because you thought he supported you and your progress @ work and now he was...mad about it? "i mean, I can take a small break." "but you just got the promotion." "and you just got shot." ... "i can take care of myself." he says. "i know that. but I want to take care of you." "you didn't sign up for this." "i know exactly what I signed up for." and you stop at the red light, "I'm just glad you're still...here and not bleeding out in some -" you inhale, your breath hitching, "dark alleyway." and jean felt so stupid because he was just thinking about you having to take care of him, but he didn't think about how scary the call must've been - to know that your significant other had a bullet pierce through them, not knowing their whereabouts until after everything was said and done, having the realisation that you couldnt do anything to help them. the more jean thought about it, sitting in the silence in the rest of the ride home, the worse he felt because if he had been in your position, he would be crying and furious and you were doing none of those things because you had to stay calm because you knew if you freaked out then he'd also freak out.

anyway, the two weeks he had to recover after that were hard to adjust to - he wasn't used to someone caring this deeply for him - and also because he had temporarily lost mobility in his left arm and also because he had seen you cry for the first time since you'd gotten together. after getting back home from the hospital, you set up his bed so he could be comfortable, putting a pillow under his shoulder as he sat against the bedrest. jean heard you down the hall, calling in to work telling them about a "family emergency" and then called his mother to ask her about her soup recipie, not elaborating on his injury (something he thanked you for later, he loved his mother but he wasn't in the mental space to deal with the questions for now) and got to work, coming back into the room to put a show on for jean so he could be distracted while you cooked. but before you could leave, he grabbed your wrist and looked at you for a good three seconds before you started crying. told him that you were sorry, this shouldn't be about you, but he shushed you and apologized to you, "I should be the one to say sorry." you sniffled, "you're the one thats hurt" and then he says your name so gently that it makes your heart squeeze in your chest, "you're also hurt. and I'm sorry I caused that." "shut up. i know you were probably doing what was right." ... "i do it for you. you remind me why I want to keep people safe. and I got reckless." ... "the doctor - he said that the bullet was only a little ways away fron your heart." he kisses your forehead. "i don't know what I'd do if I lost you." you confess, whispering into his right shoulder. he burries his nose in your hair, "you not going to lose me. I'll make sure of it. i promise."

- ANYWAY. you think that was bad? well I've got something worse :3

he breaks up w you. for an undercover mission, but you're not supposed to know that, obviously. after a minor crime circle bust with eren, the two of them find out that it's actually a part of a much bigger plan that they had. they were called into the captain's office after it, only to find miche there as well. they explain the plan to them - they'll infiltrate the circle from the inside after being fake-fired from the force, both seperate from each other and get into the ring from different sources (haven't thought about the exact details for it yet but soemthing adjacent to jake with that italian mafia ring undercover mission thingie). and jean was fucking estatic because this was something he had been working towards for essentially his whole career, right, and it could potentially be dangerous but if by the end of it, one of the major threats to the city would be eliminated. but then miche and the captain told them that they'd have to cut ties with everyone they know currently - even their parents and family - his mind immediately went to you. because how could he live without you? how could he even pretend to have to break your heart just to come back (if he even would). just the thought of it absolutely crushed him, but then he was presented with the choice of an out. that he could choose this case if he wanted to. granted, if he (and Yeager) were to step down, any other detectives assigned for this would have a higher probability of screwing up since they weren't the ones that had to solve the case from the beginning. they wouldn't know the inner workings like jean and eren did. eren was a 100% on board with it, ofc, because why wouldnt he be but jean hesitated a lot more. miche and the captain gave him the whole night to think about it before the plan would come to effect by the next night which meant than jean had to make up his mind quick because it was already sundown.

as he parked his bike near your apartment, he had made up his mind. ok for this I really need u to Imagine This, okay, because. cinematic effect.

as mentioned in a previous post, you try not to call him as much because you know that he probably won't pick up and you didn't want to disturb him if he was In The Zone, so you'd usually just send him a long voice note rather than just not talk to him. so you had sent him a voice note a couple hours before he left. and the message is playing in his head while he walks to your apartment, taking the stairs up to your door, and he knows that one of the things you loved most about him was his passion. his drive had reasoning and he stood behind what he thought was right, while also knowing that there were more complexities than just good or bad. and he knew that you'd also support him unconditionally, knowing what exactly he did what he did for, knowing that he didn't want to be a noble hero but because he wanted to let the kids on the streets be able to go home to their parents safely, that they knew that there were authorities out there that they could trust to help them. he knew that he did this for you - he wanted you to walk home at night, safe and sound.

"hey, love. I'm making some ramen right now, I wish I had some mushrooms. i saw this guy put, like, a whole ice cream in his soup. i dunno, it sounds like it'll be bad but...maybe the sweet and spicy will be good? I'm not gonna do that right now. that reminds me, I need more ice cream in my freezer. anyway, I hope you're doing okay. i hope you're being safe. no bullet wounds anywhere near you, please. don't want you to come back with one more hole in your body. uhm, yeah. I'm making extra for you. i love you." your voice note says, and jean runs a hand through his hair before knocking on your door despite having your keys.

you open the door, your unsure expression melting into a relieved one. "you're back," you say, opening the door wider for him to enter, noticing the expression on his face. he's looking anywhere but your eyes and you know something's wrong because his shoulders are stiff.

"everything okay? you look constipated." you ask, cracking a smile to relax him, only to cause him to hurt more.

"we need to talk." he says, and your entire face falls. after a couple beats of silence, you nod slowly, inviting him to sit on your small couch. he sits at the edge of it like he's afraid of getting too close to you. (maybe he is) and then he drops the bomb, "we need to break up."

"...what?" you ask. jean isn't looking at you, his eyes focused on his hands on his lap, but he doesn't miss how your voice wavers a little.

he sighs. "yeah."

"why? i mean, I'm sure if theres something bothering you, we can fix it." you say, shifting closer to him, the both of you having to pretend that your heart wasn't actually sawing itself in half right now, and you continue when jean doesn't say anything, "if it's about work, I mean, we can...I can make more time. we can both tr-"

"no. it's not something we can fix. i just..." he trails off, and commits the mistake of looking at your face because then he starts to panick about not being able to see you again, about the fact that your eyes are starting to tear up again, and we all know how jean gets when he panics. "i don't love you anymore." he says. you shift back as if he threw something at you which he might as well have.

uh haha. yeah. anyway. so that's that. and then he doesn't come back for like 4 more months and you distract urself by working to the bone. Connie and Sasha check up on you periodically and since neither of them know why jean broke up with you and how it coincidentally happened right before he also got fired (jean would argue that he quit, but he wasn't here to do so). anyway. despite the fact that the place has memories of you and jean, you still visit the precinct for Connie and sash, bring everyone (mostly sasha) some sweet treats on your way there.

it's one of the days you're spending your lunch there, that the captain comes out of his office and announces a squad meeting. you get ready to get out of there because ofcourse you're not supposed to hear this, but Levi stops you, saying that you can stay - that it's better that you stay. and then he breaks the news to everyone about how eren (Mikasa gasps at the news, btw, which is more emotion than you've seen her have after eren was "fired") and jean had never been fired or quit but were on an undercover mission, blah blah, and there's a "hes right behind me isn't he...." moment where jean and eren just. walk in. and ofcourse your eyes lock as Mikasa and Armin huddle close to eren, Connie, sasha and marco doing the same to jean and you just stand there because you don't know if he's moved on. even if he did break up with you because of a mission, there was a big possibility, to you, that he'd moved on after four months of not seeing you. and you walk to him, hesitating, after the three of them are done with their ambush, and he looks at you, waiting for you to run to him. but when u dont, he thinks about how the worst of his doubts may just be confirmed - that you moved on, found somebody new. (SLIGHTEST miscommunication. gets solved in like 3 seconds bare w me)

but you haven't. and he hasnt. and it's so obvious because you've still kept his sweater at your place, because he's had your picture In his wallet, hidden under some cards. but the two of you are oblivious to it, and you ask, "no extra holes, right?" referring to before, and he smiles softly, shrugging, "just the ones that I already had." to which you nod with a small smile of your own. you two just look at eachother for a moment (everyone's. looking at the two of u btw. waiting for u to kiss. esp Connie who's resisting the urge to chant "kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss") and you're just like WELL, TIME TO GO TO WORK LOL. and leave. and then he's just standing there, frozen, a hand on his heart as you make your way down trying not to SOB and everyone's just like. what the fuck r u doing GO AFTER THEM and he's like???? whats that gonna do they've probably moved on. and then sasha slaps him after which Connie shakes jeans shoulders, and everyone shouting at him, telling him he's stupid and he's just like "OK LET ME GO AFTER THEM THEN FUCKING CHRIST"

AND HE DOES and oooo it's raining and ok imagine the scene in idk which season but the time when captain Holt and Kevin had that whole confession in the rain thing but with you and jean. you don't have an umbrella and just step out into the rain because you just don't want to Be Here right now and you're starting to run, but then jean grabs your wrist and tells you to stop. he asks you if you've moved on and you say "ofcourse not are u stupid u just left me fucking hanging, out of nowhere, and I know you were doing it for a mission and I know we couldn't have prevented it but it hurt, jean and-" "I know I'm so sorry you're so beautiful I missed you so much" he shouts and as you're arguing talking with eachother, you're stepping closer and closer to him and he's stepping closer and closer to you and there's no distance between you and you're rambling now, telling him "do u realise how many texts I sent you do u know how much I love you. r u stupid you thought I would move o-" "I thought about you every night and I - you should ask Yeager - couldn't stop thinking about you every single moment of every single day and-" "you're so stupid, jean-" "i just love you so much being without you was HELL" and now your mouths are near eachother.

and then everyone is standing near the windows and trying to shout over the rain but the only voice that can reach the two of you is reiners who cups a hand over his mouth and says "KISS ALREADY"

and your arguing stops, glancing at him through the rain, and then looking back at eachother (what were you arguing about again?) and you laugh and then he laughs and holds your cheeks, not letting go as he kisses you.

uhm. yeah. haha. anyway this was more hurt/comfort than actual angst but anyway!!!

whoo thank you for the ask sorry for the long ass answer :33

[coldfanbou]

another one!

misamo learning that their lovely g!p unnie nayeon has a lace kink after a night of drunk truth or dare

g!p nayeon waking up on her birthday to misamo wearing lace lingerie, stockings and black lace gloves

nayeon immediately growing hard under her night gown as the three girls approached her , mina grabbing her cock, sana fondling her balls, and momo carressing her face and kissing the girl

a mix of seeing her girlies in lace and feeling it on her skin makes nayeon so needy, her cock already leaking and her cunt

just like the thought of each membee jerking an orgasm out of her while the others toy with her other holes, obv inspired by this lol specifically focusing on ther gloves

Nayeon's entire body stiffened as she felt Mina's delicate hand glide up and down her shaft. The lace glove she wore heightened the effect. Small spurts of cum dribbled from the tip as Mina tugged on her cock.

Nayeon felt Sana's lips on her balls. Sana had just been playing with them before, telling Nayeon how big they were. Her kiss, though, made Nayeon groan. Sana kissed Nayeon's balls again, leaving a lipstick mark on them as she watched her unnie writhing from the pleasure.

Momo cradled Nayeon's head, caressing her cheek and kissing the older woman. The lace she wore turning Nayeon on as she felt it against her skin.

Once the introduction was done, they were gonna wring Nayeon dry. Mina pressed her gloved thumb on the tip, dragging it down slowly before continuing to stroke Nayeon's now throbbing cock. Sana's teasing helped push her over the edge. She pushed two fingers into Nayeon's cunt, helping the older woman cum. Nayeon covered Mina's hand in cum, but she didn't get to rest as Sana took her place. Momo moved down and toyed with Nayeon's ass while Mina played with her pussy. The pleasure flooded Nayeon's body, making her cock more of a fountain as she continuously rained down cum on Misamo

[jfkonfucius]

same anon from the van gogh and napoleon qpr req BUT this isnt a doodle request i just need tk ramble abt them (they are very important 2 me💔💔)

•theyr always clinging onto eachother and get VISIBLY huffy when they cant be around eachothr

•whenever one of ghem gets mad at something they'll snuggle up together on thee couch or smth at the end of the day and then get mad abt that thing/what happened together

•whenever van goghs tism flares up napoleon will sit ther and listen to him for HOURS

•if someoen picks on either of them the other will absolutely EXPLODE on the other person

•obv both have major anger issues!! but they think abt eachother to help calm them down

i donot care if any of these r cheesy ....i love my fav fictional qpps 😞🫶🫶

THIS IS SO SWEET ANON..... SNNIIRF......

I never really paid much attention to Napoleon but ever since I got ur doodle request I'm intrigued by the guy. Tell me more if u wish...

From the little I know I like to think of them as a pair of little cranky guys that cancel each other's crankiness out :-3 they understand each other in a way that other people kinda just cannot grasp . It's like some weird brain waves thing energy whatever they have going on ... do you under sand the vision

Thank u for rambling to me this means the world to me

[petorahs]

☀️ anon

"I like girls that are mean to me" - not me but dude I get it

And i live persona 3 Portable. i think they really give you a completely new perspective with Minako and the social link with Ryoji is fantastic, best one, they are so cute. I know a lot of people dislike Minako bc they say she completely negates the theme of Memento Mori, but I think she is just the flipside of the coin. Like that meme about "nothing in life matters" where one is a depressed emo (Minato) and thr other is a sunglasses-wearing party man (Minako). She does fit the theme but /differently/ and that's rhe whole point of it. That's why I long for Atlus to do that again, give us femc with a different perspective on the same theme!!!! And yes, I know it was easier in p3p bc the cutscenes were basically a narated slideshow, so it just needed a modelswap and some new social links but honestly it was so damn good QwQ

I guess thats also why I took kind of an issue with Kasumi. When she was shown there was the hope she might be a Femc, but no Atlus proceeds to be a male protag waifu game-

Tangent: the fact you can date Kawakami but not your bros Ryuji-protects-women-daily-Sakamoto or Yusuke who is just a sweet nice guy living his best artist life, is a crime and I am personally pissed about it. I really hope that future games do shake things up and dont go down this path further. You can't just give Ryuji a line that's basically "my place is by your side/right next to you" and NOT expect me to see a budding romance.

i like how that's your takeaway LMAO what can i say...... me when im just a bisexual mess. girls can be mean to me. guys too im never picky but... girls. <3 obv my appreciation for yukari and her character goes deeper than that like i think shes the realest ever but thats another analysis for another day. for now hehe heart choker go brrr

?!!!!!!! PEOPLE SAY THAT ABOUT MY GIRL FEMC?!?! who what when where Why!! let me at em!! throwing hands!! i havent experienced minako/kotone in her entirety because well. p3fes the answer depression slump. but a large part of why i chose to p3 as my backwards dive into persona series and not p4g is because its arguably the only game to have a FeMC (maya p2 counts but also doesnt? cause she has the benefit of speaking in innocent sin that future silent protags don't). the sheer novelty of an unabashedly cute, girly girl in a social sim rife with the theme of death... her presentation alone could've told you how she's on the 'toxic positivity' side of the spectrum when dealing with grief? your description fits so well LMAO p3 MCs are so nihilistic love them both fr....

the glorified slideshow thing, their choice to port p3p instead of giving us a revamped, definitive persona 3 with fes' benefits (The Answer, control over team members, animated cutscenes) is just proof that they need to remake persona 3 with p5-level graphics now. god what are they doing over ther...

oh man now that you've got me started on it. kasumi, kasumi... she had So Much to Her that they just kinda. fumbled. do you want me to get into it? i kinda want to get into it. but it'll turn into a whole rant and these asks get long enough as is (not that I'm complaining! bro i love these back-and-forths theyre a highlight of my day fr) so i'll save it for another time I think LMAO. just know that im sharing grievances right there with you in the "kasumi-should-have-been-a-FeMC-of-sorts" camp.

lastly. OH for sure for real i get you like i feel the guy party members in 5 (aside from akch since. hes a special case) are kinda so agreeable to the point of simpery but like in a good way. in a dateable way. i feel like yusuke is so obvious about it too... shakes him affectionately. for a series not afraid of social commentary they really are afraid of blatant yaoi arent they. it couldve been baby steps like how fire emblem series did it... the time was right anyhow. scratches head... little known fact about me is that pegoryu and shukita kinda have my whole heart, almost as much as shuake does!! something about boys... just let them love, ATLUS!!

[klaush4rgreeves]

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[maid-of-the-golden-deer]

cyrus and h'aanit are tied for my second fave travelers after alfyn. followed by ophilia, olberic, then tressa, then prim, then therion

[chierry]

"#uni has that giglio nero immortal gene in her little veins" hello i love this idea, do you mean in relation to the pacifier or something else? will you please elaborate? 👀

HOPE thank you for letting me have absolute Giglio Nero brainrot <3 This will be under read more because it got LONG

SO basically, I like to think about the weird and fucked up biology of the Giglio Nero ladies, right? Because Amano just straight up said to us: "Oh yeah, they are aliens that can see the future. Fucked up, right? Anyway"

But like, WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN AMANO. WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEPIRA WAS A DAMN ALIEN. YOU CAN'T JUST DROP THIS INFORMATION AND LEAVE IT LIKE THAT.

Uni, being part of the 10th generation, if we go by the logic of "whatever species Kawahira and Sepira were, they need to reproduce by sexual intercourse", it would mean that Uni herself is really not too much of an alien, but that the Alien Gene is strong enough that even diluded genes still give you future vision powers. Their species were dying, so if we go full on crack, Sepira's daughter could be full-on alien if she paired with Kawahira, but otherwise the other ladies had to get human partners.

HOWEVER, isn't the whole Giglio Nero thing just kind of... weird? Like, we see Luce being pregnant (meaning that they do be pregnant), but Aria managed to hide it enough so that even Gamma didn't know she had Uni? This kind of pregnancies happen, don't get me wrong, but it seems weirdly convenient that this could happen when she needed it. Not to mention, they are just too similar to one another! Yeah, KHR has that weird thing with reincarnation (hello Giotto & Tsuna) and same-face-families (hello Hibari & Fon and the entire Cervello), but none were shown to be as extreme as the Giglio Nero, because for all accounts, the Cervello are kinda made to be that way, but the Giglio Nero really... isn't. There is no need for them to look so similar to one another. Cervello has a reason to do so, the Giglio Nero does not.

So that weird gene thing going on, combined with me being mildly insane AND combined with a bit of a weird evidence leads me to one theory that the Giglio Nero is, in fact, a family led by weird mitosis-based people that can mimick human biology well enough and that has much shorter "pregnancies" period but it's still ther, but also short enough so Aria can fuck off for a month, give birth and come back no problemo

I do think that Sepira OG weird alien gene might have bled into the later generations, but more than that, I think it would be POSSIBLE (not canon, more into the realm of theories really) that Uni IS just straight up 100% alien BECAUSE they don't really mingle with humans genetically.

"Ok, but where does immortality genes come in?"

Now, I think that if we go by "they have weird and fucked up biology" route, I think that the type of immortality they would have is the "Hivemind" type.

Why? This is based on that panel where Uni says that "she loved Gamma like her mother did". This is weird, right? Obvs Aria could tell her that he loved Gamma, but the way the put it makes me think that is possible that the Giglio Nero can't pass information to their daughters like that, but strong emotions can go down to them no problem. It would be weird for Uni to love Gamma based on what we seen of them, but if Giglio Nero is essencially just "continuing" to exist in what would be different incarnations of the same person, it would make sense for that love to continue like it is.

Could also explain her maturity. She has all this baggage from other women, so she knows their kindness and their light, but she is still young and for the best, it would also be nice if she could ahve those experiences firsthand isntead of hand-me-downs, considering how she felt in her sacrifice during TYL arc.

SO BASICLY: Based on very little, I think that Uni is a little fucked up immortal in a chain of many people that not only share but fully understand her feelings, and even after she dies, she will still live on with her daughter because the Giglio Nero ladies continue to exist even after they have no physical body.

TLDR: UNI IS ARIA AND LUCE AND *insert here all the other generations* AND SEPIRA BECAUSE THEY ARE A HIVEMIND THAT SHARES FEELINGS GENETICALLY SO THEY LIVE ON FOREVER BU NOT LIKE IN BODY BUT FOR SURE IN FEELINGS

[mitosan]

ok so ok lets all everyone sit in a circle, ok this is what blogs in this hxh corner (for epic ppl) are like based on who's their faves

Leorio: chill, good art but doesnt post it often, good taste in men obv, I feel like everyone w a leorio icon is blurred into one theres like 3 mangacaps that u all just pass around to eachother to use as icons

Kurapika: literature nerd, a writer, writes long posts but theyre good so its cool, wtf is gender, on the surface seems like the most sane out of all of us but like if u could be mentally ill ina sane way, OR just really a ray of sunshine and rlly sweet

Gon: charming, this face: :), makes fun art, makes me think of fruit??

Killua: smart but uses it to makes fun of gay traumatized twelve year olds, so funny how are u this funny, someone help them

Alluka: we ALL love alluka who DOESNT love alluka, every blog is an alluka blog to some extent but the ones who are like genuinely alluka blogs are too good to be here on this site and know it but dont say it, also likes plants and just cute things

Pitou: cool art :3, aesthetic stuff :3 unknowable :3

Pariston: gay and I cant tell if your serious pls stop i can"t do this anymore pls can we pls how is there a whole seperate circle just for stanning pariston how did hiatus brainrot come this far how is ther a WHOLE SOCIAL CIRCLE JUST FO TANNING PARISTONNN

Ging: gay and I know ur not serious so its funny

SO ANYWAY MORAL OF THE STORY pariston stans DO NOT carry the fandom 🙄🙄🙄

[textsfrombandom]

William: I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends

Gabe: Obvs our love of drugs

William: I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

to any girls/women here on tumblr:

if a guy ever says that birth control is only your responsibility, meaning that only you have to get on the pill, while he completely excuses himself in having ANY responsibility with buying and using condoms, and he tries to brush it off with: “oh even magnum sized condoms won’t fit me bc im that BIG! 😉😏” or something similar, fucking run. especially if you’re a teenager. because this guy won’t give two fucks about your safety and will more than likely try to knock you up on purpose, to try and trap you to be with/stay with him. and plus, if the guy is in his teens, there is ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING WAY he’d be a magnum size. or maybe i’m wrong. but still know that he is probs lying.

again yes, this is about my stalker. bc on the day that i went to his house in year 11 in 2012 (yes it was a horrible idea and time) he told me exactly the above with: “you have to hurry up and get on the pill so that i can fuck you!” but when i asked “but what about you using condoms?” he answered with the same exact magnum size line from the above paragraph to dodge his responsibility to purchase & use condoms. then when we got to his house, in his bedroom he said to me: “one day i hope to marry you and have kids with you.” when we were literally 16!!! 16!!! RUN!!!! RUN!!!! RUN!!!! this was all in the first 2 days of knowing him btw.

then in 2015, when i ran into him on the bus home from uni, he first had a big rant about me “being a slut” and demanded an apology (which he never got from me anyway bc he never needed one) for why i hadn’t talked to him in the 2 years (obvs at that point) after leaving school bc apparently “i still love you (me)” which i knew was bullshit. you don’t love me if you constantly call me a slut when i reject you. you fucking pile of shit.

but after that, he went on to say: “oh i don’t really wear condoms, but when i do i knock a bitch up! and when i don’t, i don’t knock a bitch up! like i knocked a 15 year old girl up (we were both close to 20 at this point, for context) down here when i wore a condom! how funny and weird is that 🤷🏻‍♂️😅? i don’t need condoms! but bitches always want me to wear them... but they don’t work 😅! they’re stupid bitches amiright? 😂” like besides the point that he kept calling girls/women bitches, it sounded to me at the time (and still does when i remember it) that he was probably a stealther. meaning (for those who don’t know or can’t remember what it means) that he was purposely slipping his condom off during sex with these girls to try and make them have kids with him on purpose (for him anyway) and generally bc he thinks that women don’t need to have safe sex or have to consent to things. which i wouldn’t put it past his feral dog-like ass and fucks anything that walks ass to do and think tbh.

he also told me that as soon as he’d knocked some girls up, he’d leave for a while without explanation, then maybe go back to them and the kid. like yeah, what a good way to advertise yourself as a great dad to me (bc that was one huge thread of the conversation: him trying to “convince” (really harassing) me to get back with him (even though i always rejected him and so we were never together) to have a kid with him before he apparently “went on trial and to jail for 20 years for shipping guns for the mexican cartel” 🙄 which i knew was bullshit. but still, i’m not your prison bitch). you fucking deadbeat piece of literal scum. he laughed through this entire conversation almost. that showed me that he hadn’t grown AT ALL since high school had finished.

because either forcing a girl to have a kid with you when she’s that young (the 15yo girl); or a woman at any goddamn age to have kid with you, when neither of them want to have/feel that they’re ready for a kid yet, and also disrespecting their safety etc ARE NOT THINGS TO FUCKING LAUGH AT. GROW THE FUCK UP. STOP BEING A SELFISH PIECE OF FUCKING EXCREMENT. BECAUSE GIRLS AND WOMEN ARE NOT FUCKING TOYS FOR YOU TO FUCKING PLAY WITH AND TOSS ASIDE WHEN YOU THINK YOU’RE DONE WITH THEM. THEY ARE GODDAMNED HUMAN BEINGS THAT FUCKING DESERVE TO BE TREATED WITH RESPECT AND CARE. FUCK YOU. (and same with the kid).

bc in my opinion, boys/men like this never “love” the girls/women they’re with. bc they don’t give a single flying fuck about their safety and refuse to respect their requests to have safe sex. they’ll manipulate the situation probs with complaints about how their and only their comfort and pleasure matter when wearing condoms by saying that their comfort and pleasure apparently “don’t exist when i wear condoms bc they’re uncomfortable. how the hell is that good sex? why is it such a big fucking deal to you?” or some warped bullshit like that. they will probably refuse to talk to you about it, after that comment as well. try to talk to him about it anyway. insist on it. but if he refuses to listen and reason with you any or every time you bring up the topic, fucking leave his ass.

because your voice, safety and preferences should matter to your partner. they should respect your boundaries and consent (for the stealthing bit). and if they don’t, they’re a piece of shit jackass that doesn’t deserve you. and again, leave if it’s safe to.

[bynewtscamander]

The Crimes of Grindelwald Review (Spoiler heavy!!)

Alright I’ll start off with a basic (post writing it: it is not basic whoops) plot synopsis for those of you nosy people who want to know what’s up before seeing the movie, or for those who can’t afford to go the movies, etc. 

So basically Grindelwald escapes from prison by enchanting Abernathy and switching places with him via polyjuice potion (?) that’s my assumption just cause a spell would probably be too much work given the circumstances. He heads off to Paris and kills a family and takes over their house. He’s there with some french woman who is basically his henchman, the bellatrix to his voldemort. Newt is in London as the British Ministry has forbidden him to travel outside the country. He’s there taking care of all his creatures in his house with the help of his assistant Bunty. Queenie and a love enchanted Jacob show up and talk with Newt. Newt lifts the spell on Jacob that Queenie put, and J&Q fight and Queenie heads off to Paris where Tina is stationed as an auror looking for Credence. Cut to Tina at the magic circus (located in the diagon alley of Paris) snooping about where we learn Credence is basically the circus janitor and is in love with human form Nagini. Shows happening, Nagini transforms, and behind the scenes Credence release a bunch of creatures to cause havoc so he and Nagini can escape. They dissaperate I think. The circus packs up and moves on to who knows where. Tina runs off to investigate stuff and runs into this other guy who’s also there looking for Credence. They have a talk at a street cafe. Jacob and Newt use a portkey to go to Paris and head to the Paris diagon. Newt uses a spell to see what happened there and they follow a feather to find the guy Tina was with so they can find Tina. They meet up with said guy outside of the street cafe and have a talk. Queenie is on her own and looking for Jacob. She gets discouraged and sits on a street corner sad and french bellatrix shows up and talks with her. Newt and Jacob find Tina and they all end up getting locked in a cell by the other auror guy. He passes out and Pickett picks the lock and they escape easy peasy. Newt was told by Dumbledore really early in the movie to go to a safe house in Paris so that’s where Newt and Jacob and Tina go and they bring the auror guy to help him. They get some info from his and Tina runs off and Jacob urges Newt to follow. Jacob watches the auror, who made an unbreakable vow, while he recovers from some magical parasite. He falls asleep and wakes up and finds out Nick Flamel lives there, and the auror guy makes a break for it. Nick shows Jacob a crystal ball and he sees Q and runs off to find her. In the meantime Q was talked into following Grindelwald so she and Jacob can get married in his new “utopian” society. Meanwhile Credence and Nagini are looking for his birth mother and Grindelwald is trying to recruit him. They don’t find her. The British Ministry is keeping close eyes on Dumbledore since they know he’s in major kahoots with Newt. Flashbacks to Leta and Newt at school. Small subplot is that some gossip magazine printed that Leta and Newt were now engaged but it’s actually Theseus and Leta. Back to the main plot, Newt and Tina break into the Paris Ministry to find records of the LeStrange family. Newt uses polyjuice to become Theseus. They get in and are looking for the records and have a moment in the record library. No kissing, just a moment. Leta comes in also looking for her records. They aren’t there. Leta, Tina, and Newt fight off some ministry guard cats and head off to where the records were moved. Now we’re at the LeStrange tomb where Grindelwald has summoned his followers. Auror guy is there and ends up running into Leta, Credence, Nagini, and possibly Newt and Tina (I can’t remember exactly). They explain the LeStrange background. Leta and auror guy are brother and sister. Ther mother was enchanted away from their father by another man. She falls “in love” with him and marries him and dies after giving birth to Leta who I can’t remember now if she was half-sister to auror guy or full sister. Guy who enchanted their mother remarries and have another kid. Non blood related to auror guy and possibly Leta if she was from og parents. Credence is their brother, sort of. When going to America, Leta and “C” were on a ship and “C” kept crying so she, as a child, switched him out with another baby to get some rest. Ship goes under and “C” dies being believed to be another womans baby. That womans baby survives and is apparently the Credence we know and love. So not related in anyway. Wack. Now the Grindelwald meeting has started and Jacob finds Q there and Tina is there to spy and everyone else joins in and Theseus and his aurors are there to keep an eye on stuff. Grindelwald makes his speech, calls out aurors he knows are there, they come forward and one (planted I believe) lashes out and kills a follower of Grindelwalds. More talking and then Grindelwald tells his followers to go. Most do but obvs Newt, Tina, Queenie, Jacob, Theseus, Leta, Grindelwald, french bellatrix, Credence, Nagini, and possibly Leta’s brother are still there. Grindelwald uses fire to weed out those not loyal. Queenie and Credence both join Grindelwald. Big fight with the fire and Leta sacrifices herself so everyone else can escape. They run into Nick Flamel and they do some more fighting of the fire to save Paris. They go to Hogwarts and Dumbledore gets cleared of suspicion and it is revealed that he and Grindelwald made a magical blood pact (basically an unbreakable vow) to never right each other. Ministry wants Dumbledore to fight cause he’s the only one who can match Grindelwald. Now cut to remote mountains in Austria where Grindelwald and Queenie are discussing Credence. Grindelwald talks to him and it is revealed that he is apparently the 4th Dumbledore sibling? And this bird he was taking care of is turned into Fawkes. I think that’s everything major. 

I definitely forgot stuff and I’m sure some stuff is wrong, I’m writing this 3ish hours after seeing the movie so it is still pretty fresh but I obviously cannot remember nearly 2.5 hours of content. 

Time for my thoughts and opinions and impressions. 

So Grindelwald’s escape. They mention something while he’s in the cell that they cut out his tongue. Later when we find out that Grindel was actually Abernathy he has like a forked tongue so idk if that’s what they meant by cutting it out?? Also I wasn’t a fan of the total demotation of Abernathy as GW henchman. Like I know he wasn’t very nice in the 1st movie but come on. Btw they were moving him from British prison to French cause he committed crimes both places. The French ambassador dude has like this whole moment where he’s fighting this creature and GW and then gets thrown from the flying carriage and almost dies on impact of the water. Then he’s just floating around and never mentioned again. 

I also wanted to know if the family GW killed to take over their house was muggle or not. minor thing. french bellatrix kills like a 2 year old baby they found in the house after killing his parents and I know they’re the bad guys but like it was kinda messed up. 

Newt’s house was dope and everything I expected it would be. His assistant, Bunty, has a crush on him, but he’s too invested in Tina and the animals to care. This is never addressed again. She is never mentioned again after this scene. So I thought it was dumb that her character was even involved and has the crush sub plot. Like either stick with it or make the assistant even more of a throw away character. 

So when Q shows up with J she’s like we’re getting married yay. A few minutes into their reunion with Newt he can tell something is up. He realizes that J is under a love enchantment and urges Q to lift it but she’s all like no no no. I just didn’t understand why she even enchanted him in the first place? Like yes he was against marrying her based on the fact that he didn’t want her to go to prison but like was it necessary to enchant him? idk it just felt stupid and childish and tbh Q is a more developed character than the ditzy blonde who wants to get married. I guess it more just rubbed me the wrong way. 

So J and Q have a fight  where J is like “I dont want to marry you cause I dont want you going jail” which is a totally legitimate reason and like I cant think that there would be any significant benefits to it, i think the big thing for them would be calling each other husband and wife but tbh they could do that anyway so i just thought it made Q seem like a resilient woman who only wants a man to call her own, which like I said earlier, she’s so not. She’s an accomplished legilimens and I feel like her character got a little side lined this movie. So anyway after this fight she heads off to find Tina in Paris.

So the magic circus was super dope, definitely an aspect of the wizarding world I was excited to see. I think they could’ve spent a little more time showing it off and all that cause it was more just a setting to introduce Nagini and what Credence had been up to since the last movie. 

The Nagini Credence romance didn’t really bother me, it’s kind of whatever and good for Credence for caring about someone and having someone care about him and stick by him.

Nagini herself is a whole nother ball game. I was mad dude. I still am. I think it’s one of the stupidest plot twists ever. Cause she’s basically from bloodline that is destined to turn into snakes forever and change every night and then at some point dont change back. It seemed kinda just thrown in there and for god’s sake we didn’t need some deep backstory for Nagini. I liked that she was just a snake cause it made sense for voldemort cause it’s like his closest companion isnt even human, that’s how crazy he is. So like I also dont know if he knew she was a person or what. it poses too many questions for the canon. She had a cool costume design though so i guess thats good. 

The other creatures at the circus were cool too cause it was neat to see a different side to animal keeping that we didnt in the first movie. All chained up for show and from all over the world. I really liked the big cat/dragon creature (im not looking up names rn so as not to break my stream of conciousness too much). Like im a big cat person and im a big dragon person so it was super cute and when newt used the toy for it i was like awwww. 

Side note, Newt when he’s shown at home taking care of his creatures jumps into the water without taking off his shirt and i was hoping this movie for a more indepth dealing with his scars but alas there was none.

I think I would’ve also liked to see more of paris diagon just cause all we get is the circus glimpse and the glimpse when newt and jacob go there and you dont get to really see any shops or stuff. 

The scene where newt uses the revelio spell thats all gold and uses the niffler was great, really liked that, i thought it was super pretty and showed they werent shoving aside the beasts despite it being a more wizard driven plot this time. 

After they meet up with auror guy and are thrown in jail with tina the auror guy passes out after making some little speech about how they were trapped. I dont even think he took their wands or if he did it wasnt shown or made note of. like a minute after theyve been trapped auror guy passes out. they super easily escape with Pickett picking the lock (my guess now is pick-it was the play for his name, well done, cute). So that plot point was barely a plot point.

When they all go to the safe house we find out that auror guy has some sort of water creature parasite in his eye. its gross and tentacally. newt removes it with literal normal tweezers. all it does is make auror guy need to rest for a few hours. once again, barely a plot point.  

Auror guy is also revealed to have the marks of an unbreakable vow, now, correct me if I’m wrong as I’ve only seen the movie once a couple days ago now, but i literally cannot recall what it was for? like idk why have a character make an unbreakable vow, something that was crazy important in book 6, and then make it seem like it wasn’t a big deal or like whatever it was wasn’t significant enough.

So anyway, he escapes while jacob is supposed to be watching him and falls asleep on the job. Then he meets Nick Flamel who I enjoyed being in the movie as it was a good nod to the 1st book. He was a funny character but also very powerful and important. I appreciated that he did look super old cause I think they could’ve easily tried to “sex him up” by making him this banging hot young immortal guy. They didn’t and honestly I prefer it that way. 

Now the crystal ball thing, was Nick Flamel a seer? Once again, may be wrong but I thought like only seers or people gifted with some form of the sight could use them? and like flamel was seeing and showing some intense visions that were very graphic and well formed so it didnt seem like he was a casual. Thats neither here nor there i just thought it was an interesting thing going on.

So now we’re with queenie who is being persuaded by GW to join him so she and jacob can get married. I mean that’s consistent with her character this movie but it does make her seem a bit weak willed. I feel like she should’ve known something was up by using her legilimency to try and poke around with gw or french bellatrix. Obvs they’ve probably trained with occlumency but i think lack of hearing those thoughts would’ve been a big red flag. maybe queenie was too emotional or distraught or whatever to think of it? Seemed like a bit of an oversight. Gahh i just wish they’d shown her resisting a bit more so she didnt seemed weak willed and we could also get a better look into just how convincing gw was. 

So Nagini and Credence have located where his birth mother lived in Paris but when they go there all they find is this half (elf? i think) woman who was Credence’s nanny basically. She basically reveals his mother is dead and credence is very distraught. The one of gw henchmen (who also works for the british ministry) sneaks into the house and kills the nanny in front of credence. Side note, i did like how they showed avada kedavra in a more casual setting because it shows how merciless gw was with it. I felt like with voldemort even though he was merciless and used it a lot, there was still this big dramatic focus on it. I think the casualness added to the morbid atmosphere being presented. 

So credence obvs goes all obscurial on the dude and blows up the house basically and is bombarding him with debris while he’s using a shield charm. The dude dissapperates in the end and credence goes back to being his normal self. And then I think later on at this house gw goes to him and talks him into joining him fully. 

So cut to hogwarts for dumbledore. He’s teaching defense and “dueling” some kid. This kid turns out to be an ancestor of cormac mclaggen which I thought was a nice little easter egg kind of thing cause the kid gets his ass handed to him by dumbledore. So in the middle of this lesson ministry officials show up and they’re like kiddos get out. then a woman only referred to as mcgonagall (since I know there’s been some discourse about that in reference to her birth date and age and whether it’s minerva or not. tbh i did always think mm was the sameish age as dumbledore but i also do believe in sticking with the harry potter canon as it’s more concrete and developed than the fantastic beasts) she herds them out so the ministry can talk. 

The robes for the 20s hogwarts students were dope btw and im so mad that they i guess went out of fashion cause like the subtle ribbon sleeves and the navy blue and red plaid skirts and the focus on sweaters was sick, really really liked that. 

So the ministry is like “so newts in paris and we know it was u” and dumbledore is like “whaaaat, who knew” and plays innocent and whatever. So then the ministry gives him unlinked cuffs that can track what spells he’s casting which i thought was an interesting concept and im wondering if that’s going to be used more for law enforcement and if it was more of an old fashioned thing and thats not used during hp era? i just thought they were cool and clever. 

So while this is going on Leta is poking around reminiscing about hogwarts and she was obvs a slytherin and was like jinxing kids and was very unpopular and she finds newt in this hidden nook while hiding from bullies. newt is taking care of some grindylows and a baby crow and some other creatures i couldn’t identify. 

They become friends and newt takes out on this island on the black lake and shows her this tree he likes and then we cut back to present day where Leta is looking at graffiti under a desk that says n+l so she had real feelings for him at some point that were probably not returned or newt was too naive to notice. fairly on brand tbh. 

Leta’s outfit for this is like a long sleeved loosish satin dress, maroon, with like a cape on that back and while i wish, for every movie tbh, that wizards always wore robes, I thought it was a nice little nod to them being magical and having different fashions. 

The gossip magazine subplot was actually so stupid and I wish they hadn’t included it because it makes Tina, who believed it, seem stupid and she’s not. She’s a well trusted auror now and there’s no way should would believe a stupid gossip magazine without doing proper research. 

I appreciated the little moment she and newt had upon clearing this up in the records hall. I would still have liked a kiss or something a little more considering everything but I’m not dying for one. 

Blah blah blah ministry fight, the familiars used to guard the ministry were cool and i did like their design, however, i am a big cat person so i can see if some people disagree. 

Gw uses this really sick method of conjuring like these huge, light, pieces of fabric that cover the buildings of paris in order to summon his followers. Im assuming they were invisible to muggles but this isn’t addressed however no one except the wizards bats at eye at them. 

So now we’re at the lestrange tomb which is big and fancy and all that. So now there’s the whole credence origin reveal/lestrange background. Auror guy shows up and is like you’re my sister and credence is our brother and i was just like hmmm because leta and auror guy are both black and credence is white so how does that work. 

The plot behind it is so complicated and weird holy heck. Basically auror guys parents fall in love and have him and are wealthy and all this stuff. Lestrange man falls in love with auror guys mother and imperios her to live with him and love him. Now i cant remember if leta was by both auror guys parents or if she was from lestrange and his mother. either way his mother dies giving birth to leta who is brought up, kinda, by lestrange. He remarries to another white woman and they have a baby who is in some way related to leta and auror guy. The baby’s name is corvus which idk, its weird. So eventually leta and corvus get sent to america with the half elf woman from earlier on this ship. Corvus doesn’t stop crying so leta sneaks out and temporarily (she intended) switches him with another womans baby. The ship begins to sink and thus they never get switched back and corvus officially goes down with the ship. Leta, fake corvus, and elf woman are on a lifeboat that tips and not corvus is see falling into the depths and either leta or the elf woman is seen swimming for him. It was super unclear to me whether or not they actually saved him because they must have if credence is there but like it was super unclear and im not sure. 

I also dont understand then how credence ended up being adopted and leta ends up back in britain and goes to hogwarts and all that jazz. maybe it will be cleared up in the next movie but that part of the plot gets all fuzzy and unexplained. 

I personally haaaaatttteeed this explanation. I may be reading into too deeply but it seems like they were just trying to make an excuse as to how the lestrange family went from a totally different race to another in like 50ish years (assuming bellatrix was born around the 60s). It also just felt like this crazy plot twist to be a crazy plot twist, nothing more. I also want to now go back and look at the black family tree and see how much info on the lestranges i can glean from that. I just think it would be interesting to see how much stuff has differed there. 

So now its the followers of gw meeting. There’s several hundred to a couple thousand wizards there and legit they all look like emos. gothic emos. it’s easy to pick queenie out in her multicolored plaid jacket. I just thought that was funny that the demographic for his followers was emo wizards. 

So blah blah blah speech about how the muggles are others but how gw doesn’t hate them or anything, something apologetic like that. lots of wwII imagery used to say like here’s what the muggles are gonna do if we dont take action. I think they were trying to push the hitler comparison here. Not a fan of that cause that “trope” or whatever needs to die. feels like we glorify hitler too much as the end all be all of evil in the world and history. that’s more of a personal thing for me, like the guy is gonna live forever in infamy and we as a society have pushed that and used it every which way. he needs to die out as a figure, especially with all the horrible stuff happening in the world today. 

So back to way less serious stuff, to show the wwII visions gw literally takes a fat rip off a skull bong that french bellatrix is holding and blows out the smoke which forms into the images. I started laughing out loud in the theater because of this and it majorly lowered the seriousness of the rest of the movie for me. 

So after all this gw knows theseus and the aurors are there and like calls em out to come down and like they cant actually do anything to the followers cause listening to someone speak is apparently not illegal even if the person speaking is like #1 escaped criminal of the wizarding world. 

And then basically out of nowhere one of the aurors kills a woman, a guy who i believe to be a plant, unsure if the woman was, but it def wasnt real. So gw goes over to her body and is like “look at how sad this is, followers, please leave this place and do stuff,” and they all disapparate. so now its gw, french bellatrix, queenie, jacob, newt, credence, nagini, tina, and theseus and his aurors. (now that im thinking about it i cant recall what became of auror guy)

Gw summons some blue flames in a circle around himself that only loyal followers can pass through. all the non-theseus aurors get consumed by the flames either by charging or gw manipulating it to engulf them. So then one by one gw starts trying to convince people to join him, in the end queenie joins him much to the dismay of jacob. unsure how i feel about this, it’s an interesting duality but god i wish it wasnt queenie again. and then much to naginis dismay credence joins. gw tries to get leta to join. she wont. he lashes out at everyone with the fire but leta holds it off and theseus is like “no ill do it, escape” and leta is like “im doing it and you need to go” they (newt and theseus) linger long enough for leta to be consumed but they manage to escape dramatically. 

Once outside the tomb in the graveyard they see flamel who is like “if we dont do something the whole city is gonna burn” so they all stick their wands into the ground and create a ring of fire to encase the evil blue flames and they work super hard at holding it off and they do and thats the big epic ending fight scene. it looked really cool but explaining it it seems kinda lame lol. 

So now that paris is saved they all go to hogwarts and are standing on the bridge and have newt alone go talk to dumbledore and he shows his this heart charm thing which has 2 drops of blood in the center. dumbledore explains that in their youth they made a magical blood pact (basically an unbreakable vow in a different form) to not fight each other. Newt is like well can you un do it cause you’re the only dude who can defeat him and dumbledore is like i’ll see what i can do. he also gets his magic tracking cuffs off. 

We get to see the mirror of erised again which was cool and i really liked seeing dumbledore stand in front of his for the first time as we all know the “sock” line about it from him. he sees gw, so no surprise there. more of a nice little easter egg moment more than anything.

Then we’re in austria in the mountains. Gw and queenie are talking about how credence is and how to get through to him and then gw walks in and starts talking to him. Gw explains that he is aurelius dumbledore. so wtf. I have big problems with this as dumbledores history is pretty clearly eplained and im pretty sure his parents werent around long after arianna so how did they have another kid? how did they lose him? is he older or younger than arianna? and if we go off the lestrange story wouldnt that make the woman who leta switched the babies on mrs. dumbledore? i also really hated this bit and i want to see how they clean it up in the next movie cause yiiiiikes is it bad. super unnecessary and kinda messed up and weird. 

After this gw gives credence his first wand and turns this little bird that credence had been looking after into fawkes (assumed from earlier movie context clues etc). Which is also confusing cause like uhhh can someone actually turn a bird into a phoenix? is that even possible? was the bird secretly a phoenix this whole time? and if so why was gw able to make it grow up so fast? weird shit there.

So anyway that was my long, rambly, opinionated, all over the place, too extra, very informal and grammatically atrocious review of Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald. Maybe things will come to me later and I’ll add on but this is what I’ve got floating around in my head 2 days post movie. 

It was by no means a bad movie, the cinematography was great, the acting was great, I loved the characters so much. The beasts were new and exciting. My biggest gripes lie with some of the plot points brought up. 

7/10 final score I guess.  

[wtfmel-blog]

★ ━ ( madelaine petsch, female, she/her ) ━ ★ the other day i ran into MELODY BURKLEY. it’s funny because i was just thinking about how the TWENTY-THREE YEAR OLD’s birthday was on JULY 14TH and how the last time i sawher, MEL was EXCITED, SMART & LOYAL, but could also be IMPATIENT,OVERPROTECTIVE, & THIN SKINNED. anyway, she has been living inBEAVERTON & ALOHA for A MONTH & currently works as a NEWS ANCHOR.

hello!!! i’m so happy o be here!! this is melody and i’m emily. im gonna give all the info for mel i can right now! it’s a little sad, but she’s happy w who she is. !

 she’s 23

she’s mav’s older sister. 

a little backstory. !

she was that BITCH in hs. no one could tell her anything. the boys loved her, girls loved her, everyone loved her.

 she wasn’t the type to hoe around, but if she wanted you, she had you. 

she never split up relationships, just waited until they were over. 

she is n o t  shy 

she graduated valedictorian of her class and gave a hella entertaining speech. she’s super smart

she was a football cheerleader and captain of the basketball team. 

when it came to college, she kept playing basketball. she got scouted and went on full scholarship for bball. 

she went into communications, she’s always kinda liked the idea of news broadcasting

during her junior year, she was in a car accident that shattered her kneecap and hip and some bones in between. it ultimately stopped her from playing and she’s graduated w an honorary mvp, bc she really was. 

after college, she got a job as a news broadcaster and she LOVES it 

when it comes to love, she met a boy her sophomore year of college, she ditched her high school ways for the most part. he was a year older, was a basketball player, a whole package, and she wanted him

so bad that she did everything she could to be around him

when they finally started seeing each other, she was smitten and so was he. they were soulmates probably. 

when she got hurt, he stood by her side and helped her through it, and was there to teach her to walk again and everything. 

they got engaged after she graduated and were really close starting to finalize everything for the wedding when she found out he had been sleeping w her maid of honor. 

she wanted to make it work because she really loved him, but every time she saw him or her she felt sick. they stayed together for a month before calling it all off.  like in the month she’s lived ther!

im gonna say things ended recently bc sad drama

she lives alone rn in a SMALL  two room apartment . and she’s been so attached to a person she gets real lonely sometimes 

she’s finding her place again really. aint no strings to hold her down at this point

she’s still on the news every morning and night, she loves it. she had a phat rock of an engagement ring when she first started, and now she doesn’t wear it, so comments are a little wild about ‘yo im tryin to smash melody can yall help me out’ and stuff which she finds funny. 

she’s just trying to have fun and be happy

Also she’s only lived here for a month to be closer to her bro and away from her ex man

here’s some plots!!

a best friend - obv someone that wasnt her maid of honor. probaly someone she met when moving to portbay. can be male or female but prefer female on this one whoops

a potential next roommate?? she might live small, but there is an extra room and she’s not tryin to be too lonely

a guy thats known her for a while even when she was engaged that was always like ‘i’ll be here to pick up the pieces when it goes wrong ;)’ and like now it crumbled he’s just like awkwardly rubbing her back like ‘i mean im here ??’ but its cute

if theres anyone that works w the news company ??? a coworker would be ncie A COHOST WOW 

a neighbor who probably hears her crying and just  comes over to help her feel better lol

im trying to think of some more stuff

she’s pretty flexible as a person so im open to just about anything!!