#there was a time

[he-goes-down]

There Was A time

-GNR FIC

Masterlist

WARNINGS:

Talks about drugs, sex, all that jazz

-drug abuse, possible smut in future chapters

Disclaimers:

-Smut chapters will have ‘*’ at the front and end of the title

- All un-beta’d (not edited/ second reader feedback)

-English is not my first language

- timeline will be incorrect

-places/ information is inconsistent to real life events

- x reader

-pov changes

Chapters:

0. There Was A Time

1. Move To The City

2. Right Next Door To Hell

3. Nice Boys

4. You're Crazy

5. Reckless Life

6. You Ain't The First

7. I Don’t Care About You

8. Look At Your Game Girl

9. Patience

[soaps-mohawk]

I know you're on break rn but I just wanted to let you know that x = 4 and y = 1 for that wifi password ask lmao

x^2 would have to be 16 for the answers to both equations be 17 and 15 which makes y^2 = 1 and therefore y = 1. the square root of 16 is 4 so therefore x = 4

sorry if this was boring, my autism doesn't like it when I don't do math when it's in front of me lmao

Bless 😭 got me out here like

I applaud math people. I cannot lmao

[vizuart]

[secondlina]

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Elon’s being weird again. Threatening everyone on twitter for calling his weird friends weird.

[tododeku-or-bust]

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[teffiebell]

[he-goes-down]

THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE UP TODAY SORRY FOR THE WAIT GUYS THERES LOTS OF STUFF GOING ON AND IM GOING ON HOLIDAY NEXT WEEK 🤗🤗

I DID DRAW JON AND ACE THO

Edit: Its up now

[churroach]

Looking respectfully

(EDIT: fellas, it’s really not that deep. Anyone starting beef over this stupid drawing getting blocked, i dont care to argue with people who come and judge me (a stranger) in bad faith. A bit dissapointed that this joke post is what’s getting the most attention but alas that’s the internet for ya i guess.)

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

[malwarechips]

yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.